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I didn't read a single book of the ones that i discuss here everyday. Not a single one

I don't let my cat near my books and I definitely don't have drinks near them

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>>9509289
Are we confessing now?

Because me neither.I just pick up enough references that I can sound like I know what I'm talking about

>>9509213
awful

>>9509213
A young girl discovers she has the power to...

this "book" misrepresents suicide so fucking badly it rustles me to no end

Depression is a uniquely modern notion so you will have to define your terms

>>9509096
No it takes at least one attempt at suicide before you understand anything of any importance. I mean Nabokov tried killing himself 64 times while writing just one scene in Lolita. Sorry, you had to learn it this way anon.

>>9509119
>Nabokov tried killing himself 64 times
What a failure of a human being, not even able to kill himself

Dildos

Whatever books im reading ofc

Sage

Your mom's pussy.

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>>9508894
i still remember making suggestions to the guy who made this image in skype. hilarious that it's still being posted 2-3 years later.

>>9508894
craftsmanship, ingenuity and depth. You don't need all three at once.

>>9508894
>talented readers
exceptional meme, for additional dankness I'd recommend giving Wolfe his own tier at the very bottom.

Expanding your riches, destroy those who oppose you and fuck their wives in their woman boipussi and normal pussy

>>9508882

fame, usually. some kind of legacy

you literally can't take it with you. fame is a kind of life after death

>>9508882
Once you are rich you must begin investing in energy, laser, space, and mercenary companies so that you may build a super laser on your private island and hold the whole world hostage to make even more money.
Once that is done you begin invading neighboring islands of the super rich with your mercenaries and steal their stuff, then you must for your own nation, and begin invading and colonizing third world nations until you control the whole world.
Then you must turn your energies your colonizing the planets.
Or at least that's what I would do.

>>9508728
nothing.

Suddenly, without warning...

>>9508736
That's right, everything was dead

>>9508715
Confucius wrote nothing important or relevant, so get rid of him

>>9508723
dude the golden rule lol

Me, myself and I

>>9508337
what are you studying

>>9508351
Med.

>>9508355
then why is your shelf so focused on books telling how to knead pizza

>>9508292

What is the meaning of life?

>>9508296
Why should life have a meaning?

what does ur butt smell like?

p.s. opening your thread crashed my browser

ur fucken ded

Everything is a part of history, so yes.

>>9508148
the holocaust isn't

>>9508148
not game of thrones

Should also add I live in the UK,
General*

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Thrift books usually has really cheap books on it

>>9508065
>not pirating audio books to listen in the background on 2.5x speed

A person so different outwardly from how he is inwardly that often he cannot tell which is real and which is an act.

Nearly worthless. The optimism here, though, is out of arrogance.

I am a fifty terabyte self-evolving neural network double backflip off the high platform. I am not a swan dive.

>>9507762
if i opened a vaporwave bar, would you guys come and discuss literature inside over a pint

house of leaves

>>9507783
Yeah

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>>9507747

Every day I think tomorrow I'll work on it. On the rare occasion I do, I end up deleting what I wrote because it's crap.

I'm helming a metafictional documentary inspired by the new York trilogy. P good desu