Pick Up Lines

>>8867865
Were you born with a dick?

Male born male, gay

>>8867865
"Were you always that pretty or is it just the e?"

"Are you pleased to see me or did you just forget to tuck?"

"You're not gay? Don't worry, here's a skirt."

are you an archaeologist?
because i have a big bone for you to examine

are you an archaeologist?
beacuse a i have dig i need assistance with

t. manta

>>8867865
I have gun. Get in the van.

Gay male.

>>8868343
Most disturbing serial killers were straight:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawrence_Bittaker_and_Roy_Norris

>>8867865
female, lesbian

Not necessarily a pick-up line. I like to approach a woman I'd like to get to know and compliment her on a piece of jewelry she's wearing, such as a necklace or earrings. I'll ask where she got them, talk about the design then add something like "they (earrings) really accentuate the lines of your neck". Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

>>8868362
>Most disturbing serial killers were straight
duh.
Everyone knows that.
There's a reason breeders are considered evil.

>>8867865
>"I've got the need to seed, and your soil looks prime, indeed."

Male, Bi.