stop white genocide edition
• Makeup tutorials: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Mannerisms https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9Bk0GbW8xgvTgQlheNG5uw
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
http://www.genderlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/voicebook020.pdf
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
old >>8860765
>not an Ally thread
I wish white genocide was real desu
>>8862235
Who is the nazi bunnyrabbit?
Ave Victoria!
>>8862218
Don't bully me, woman
>male to nazi pedophile general
>>8862232
;c;
>>8862230
nuh uhh he will pick up ur daddy nd put him in time out!
>>8862213
im tooooo borbeb to make even a single post
>>8862229
>>8862226
ty frends
>>8862247
me
>>8862243
u probaly wish u were a buny dummy...
>>8862243
Don't worry, white people will be gone by 2060 and the world will be freed from racism, bigotry, and homophobia.
>>8862235
Feminine benis thread
>tfw can finally filter diaperfag
i bet you he starts dropping trip again once people start mass filtering him
>>8862260
>tfw no one to succ feminine benis
>>8862243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBTDcKkErPM
aaaa i rly wanna cut bangs but i wont be able to boymode without getting rly weird looks
>>8862258
>racism
nope, plenty of races left to hate. china will rule.
>biotry
nope, enjoy womens rights being reversed
>homophobia
practically all non western countries criminalise being trans and gay
have fun
>>8862258
you forgot that the world will beocme a third worlder cesspool and that the only thin left might be japan but japan isnt strng enough to take down the whole world, but the white men will ressurect the nazi party or make a white homeladn and save us all
>>8862263
ur loss
>>8862260
yeah but what if its my fem sohta benis
>>8862272
>obamas cuck boy
>sick white man
>>8862274
most trannies are already weird enough that a haircut wont be the thing that makes people think ur weird even in boymode
Sieg heil agp herrenrasse
>>8862283
>muh nazis xdddd
grow up
>>8862106
are you feminine
>>8862283
want to have shota cuddles
and talk about killing niggers
while watching qt anime and making cute meme noises to make each other giggle
while doing meme drugs so we're more shota like
pm me. .................. ............................................................. *winks*
What's mtfg opinion on femboys that try to be in their community?
>>8862294
>africa and the middle east will totally protect lgbt rights
grow up
cant wait for reality to hit you as the genocides begin
>>8862294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XExjrZxTdk
Hello and welcome to /waiting for Elann/ general
Bully Ally edition
http://www.strawpoll.me/13925757
http://www.strawpoll.me/13925757
http://www.strawpoll.me/13925757
havent seen nicole in a while
>>8862297
dont really care
most femboys are just trannies in denial anyway
>>8862308
virus
>>8862297
Try to be in whose community?
>>8862311
Melon is a cute anime girl
>>8862305
>having a drink with a fucking tranny freak
your just as freakish
>>8862294
i dont want to see the best place america turned into a third world.
i want a place were my surrogate children with my daddy bf will be able to live in the best place
>>8862297
all femboys welcome!!!! especially if small
>>8862296
Owo oh wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! do you wanna take the lobotomy drug so we are the ultimate shota, brining brain bellow 80iq!
>>8862304
yeah my benis has autsim and drools everywhere
>>8862311
OMG
>>8862305
did you make sure there werent any hormones in that guinness
>>8862247
Nanachi
>>8862322
tfw tall femboy
>>8862294
Did you just tell puff to grow up? And of all reasons because of nazi shitposts?
>>8862316
how can you deny if you think you are female or not? if you are feminine you are already halfway there
wanting to be feminine doesnt mean you are insane
I cannot wait til people here realize how most people except their own kind and fetishists hate them
the fact t is wanting to be dropped should let you know that yet you still keep on thinking the entire world cares about you and HOW I LOOK and MUH DO I PASS
>it's a nazi thread
>>8862329
we are nice nazis tho
>>8862322
Post your penis poof
>>8862305
>Guinness
Envious!
>>8862322
uwu maybe if we have a caregiver but weed makes me feel like a shota when I do a lot high thc weed really is retard shit
come here u are the smoller shota I will cuddle u and teach u what our benises do cause I just found out two weeks ago with mums shampoo
puffy iis agp sissy XD XD
>>8862329
try not to kill yourself
are you asian btw
>>8862345
no I'm pretty white
idk what this nines person's dysfunction is but damn its like the movie zardoz: fucking insane but still boring as shit
>only get one dice roll ever in all time
>trans, poorfag, and have chad skelly genetics
>>8862355
they said they have literal autism so that would probably be a contributing factor
I'm just here to remind Nicole that she ruins all her close relationships
>>8862326
darn but ur still welcome!
>>8862329
we will save the world!
>>8862337
nooooo only 4 daddy!!!
> mums shampoo
noooo dont do that u will burn nooo
daddy could be the cargiviver he got the """shota-drug"""""" too, but we would have to give him some shota sucking to pay for it uwu
>>8862342
XD
does nickole live a secret life?
is he actually a nazi german crossdresser?
ill let u decide
>>8862364
imagine dating a third worlder lole
>>8862364
hell yeah bitches that's me
why are po boxes so expensive :(
>>8862379
lol you'll never get her back!
>>8862355
if im boring then most people in this general dont even exist (or at least shouldnt)
>leninmarx
oh okay try shooting yourself
gender war when
wanna punch trannies
>>8862398
whats worse is she ruined sertii
sertii used to be a nice person before Nicolas
>ywn cut off puffy's peeni and make her the star of a real-life ntr doujinshi
>>8862398
why would i need to get anybody back im quite happy with my current partner. not into poly stuff tbqhon
It Elann
>>8862379
is this u
>>8862409
it her
put T in her beer
>>8862403
race war first
>>8862406
pwease penectomy me!!!!!!!!! (As long as a urthreal reroute is done too though
>>8862409
no thats a soda
>>8862408
I'm not even talking about Sertii. You know who it is
>>8862419
Cheeky shit
>>8862405
:<
So for someone who doesn't have/can't get a PO box, what's the best way to get hormones without alerting my parents?
lets kill them all
>>8862435
Can you kill me first?
Friendly remainder that Stalin won
>>8862423
I'm not trying to get anybody back is the thing though.
>>8862435
>lets kill them all
no need
ill do it myself
>>8862440
sure daddy
>>8862427
apple cider like from the apple mill that i wanna go with daddy to get warm apple cider and once he drinks the apple cider he will fill my mouth up with his warm cider
>>8862426
hm
>>8862435
who
>>8862442
no the nazis will raise again
>>8862435
o7 yes ma'am
>>8862432
risk it and hope you can intercept it before your parents can
thats what i did and hid it from them for a while
or you can order it to a friend's house
>>8862449
Perhaps. And they will with anglosaxons too
>>8862432
If you have a friend you can trust you could have it delivered to them?
>>8862453
>risk it and hope you can intercept it before your parents can
>thats what i did and hid it from them for a while
>or you can order it to a friend's house
what if i have no friends and am always at school so i can't intercept?
>>8862447
Yay my preferred method is stabbing.
Many many times.
But don't tell anyone, I'm not allowed to die.
>>8862461
Can you get a prescription and obtain HRT directly from a pharmacy?
>>8862446
macro cannibalization
>>8862449
all of them
>>8862450
i like your roommate
>>8862463
i don't care what your preferred method is
I'm repressing no more.
>>8862471
trip on amy
>>8862469
Which one I have 3
Elanna why is my drink minty
>>8862469
O-oh...
>>8862474
You'll see
>>8862461
you could look into having your post office hold your package for you and let you pick it up, see if they do that
>>8862473
Not Amy.
>>8862476
Special flavor, just drink it senpai.
And then go to bed.
>>8862484
uwu
no thank
>>8862480
Well no I don't think I will. I live here for another like 2 days
>>8862453
Is it poasible to order from QHI and ask them to deliver on a specific day?
>>8862488
>special blend of herbs and spices
why tf would you put kfc batter in a drink
>>8862480
Is it the hon, the girl cultist, it the boy cultist
>>8862488
It's yummy :))))
>>8862505
A drink that tastes like fried chicken batter sounds kind of good.
>>8862493
nah that's out of their control
>>8862505
its a mug full of elannas buttermilk, pumped straight from the prostate seasoned with a ranch dressing packet so i can eat my nuggies with ranch
>>8862519
I am not gay enough for this shit.
>>8862405
me irl
>>8862532
Want me to tube up your prostate and milk you?
god I sure love DICC
t. handsome boi
>>8862471
>>8862473
>>8862482
lol
>>8862444
we all know that sertii is a band aid "gf" for the cis girl you broke up with because you couldent hold it together as a man
7 years doesent go like that. you will never have that kind of love again.
a freak you latch onto thinking it will lessen your own freakhood
What are your guy's hobbies?
>>8862543
pleese im dying for more nuggie sauce!!!!!!!!!!!!!! milk elann!
>>8862554
>tryin to reason with a mentally deluded faild straight narcasit 3rd world communist male
>>8862553
If it's a fetish that can't be found on deviantart, have we gone too far or are we heroic explorers of mysterious frontiers?
>>8862557
You have no patience
milk me daddy
>>8862556
i collect plushies and dolls and cute things
i like to draw and paint and sew
i like lolita and diapeys
i also like to cook and read
>>8862559
i love nuggies with butter milk ranch arghhh
>>8862562
Does the name Darwin ring any bells?
>>8862513
So as someone who lives in Australia, how long should it take QHI to deliver specifically?
>>8862562
What books do you read? I'm partial towards Brandon Sanderson myself.
>>8862554
nah it was only 4 years and like ya ending a long term relationship sucks but you gotta do what you gotta do you know? the rest of your post just seems like gibberish given that im quite upfront that ive wholly embraced being a weirdo and a freak for a p long time i dont need to "lessen" it
>>8862567
hes the monkey guy right
>>8862560
elan needs her bussy pumped by daddy till she shoots seminal fluid out of her inverted banana so it can be churned into buttermilk ranch
>>8862571
i read yaoi manga and fanfiction and daddy reads me childrens books at bedtime
>>8862575
I love you
I will never admit it again but you are my everything <3
http://www.strawpoll.me/13926058
>>8862581
hm.
>>8862583
why no 'retard' 'autistic' 'annoying' options
>>8862575
Yeah, he's my daddy. How fucking cool is that?
>>8862580
Let's just gouge out each other's eyes. Far more romantic that way.
>>8862581
wow wow elann!!!!!
ur so cool espcially that u like apple cider jucie and diapeys too~ >W<
>>8862589
ur daddy is monkey >o>
>>8862592
Daddy's come in all shapes.
>>8862592
No homo though okay
>>8862583
http://www.strawpoll.me/13926102
Ah fuck this thread is significantly shittier than normal right now
>>8862600
Stop pretending to be me
>>8862600
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO FAR
>>8862603
Quite an accomplishment.
>>8862598
okie elannaaaaaaaaa~
>>8862593
yes but i dont think a moneyk is a dad
daddys are big tall strong handsome older bearded white guy that are loving and caring and put u in a diapy
man everything fucking sucks
>>8862603
my apologies
>>8862615
I WANTED TO PAY
REEEEE
>Yeah yeah shoot your white stuff on my blowjob toilet
Good god
>>8862615
I bet you suck at blowjobs
>>8862655
>Can't even respond right
>"Salt and pepper analingis :3"
You fucking degenerate, I should have kicked you when I had the chance
>>8862654
Duh. Outrageous claims must be supported by peer-review, you know.
>>8862613
what are you up to? how's your thesis coming along?
I wonder if people look at me on the street and worry that I'm dangerous
I hope not
I've been trying not to go outside lately
what do normies think of gross hons?
>>8862695
Yeah because you're a big fat nerd
>>8862695
Because you're a fan of the consensual hand holding
>>8862695
>doesnt have a penis
>knows your way around one
sureeee
>>8862713
the vagina formerly known as penis
>>8862728
did you ever shoot yourself in the face with your spunk and say it wasnt gay because it was your own spunk?
>>8862728
>Yeah :3
I knew it, I bet your /u/ folder is huge.
Also why does my Dr. Pepper also taste minty?
>>8862737
>Also why does my Dr. Pepper also taste minty?
you're probably imagining things coworker-chan
>>8862740
I don't know, I really have to pee
>>8862740
does sheeny make juice boxes taste minty
>>8862745
its obviously because you've been drinking
and dont worry about the sudden craving for salty snacks, its normal when you're thirsty
>>8862728
What is your Discord again, dweeb
>>8862747
I-i did just get salty french fries
>tfw all I would need to do to manipulate people here is act like a retard and use the :3 face
Why are you all like this
>>8862746
nope, the only time I have ever been untruthful with spiro was when I tricked my brother (who hates me and who has threatened to punch me through a window for using my girlvoice) into tasting it when he was drunk and he spent the rest of the night complaining about the taste :p
>>8862750
good gi... guy
its good to keep the sodium up
>>8862755
I could go for some pickles
>>8862753
you're honestly way too stupid to manipulate people
like i said, zardoz the movie in human form
>>8862758
Uhhh, I am a very hairy boy. What the fug are you talking about?
Why do I get bullied so much?
What is it about me that makes it a thing people want to do?
>>8862768
It's your lack of sleep but I happen to know the solution
>>8862755
sheeny dont poision people!!! :(
>>8862753
all anyone has to do to manipulate me is give me a sippy cup and a wendies chicken nuggie kids meal with ranch for the nuggies and a diapy and a hug and then im like a dumb baby that could be pucnehd in the back of the head and kidnapped so u can amuptate and lobtomy me and bite off my shota-cock uwu
>>8862761
ewww
>>8862758
I mean I'm the one who said I'd talk to you last-last Friday then disappeared for two weeks
>>8862769
Getting drunk and sadposting?
>>8862770
>sheeny dont poision people!!! :(
I didn't I told him to taste it, because it tasted like mint as a prank
he didnt swallow it or anything, just tasted it, tasted a sliver of my life and he didn't like the taste at all
>>8862774
Going to sleep
>>8862786
Oh.
Well that's no fun.
>>8862770
Isn't it past your bedtime?
Also babies can't eat salad dressing it's too unhealthy.
>>8862789
>Isn't it past your bedtime?
im tired but if i got to bed ill miss daddy coming homefrom work :(
its not for a salad its for nuggies! chickem nuggies!!! yay
>>8862794
I'm looking for a friend
>>8862794
You're a handsome Asian boi, Elanna Zhang
>>8862799
>did you see that doujin too
w-what doujin Owo
>>8862804
lmao MANIPULATED beats you up
>>8862809
arrrrrrrrghhh just when i was so vunleranble :(
>>8862811
I meant I'm looking for an azn bf for my friend.
It's what I wore to a rave at a con, btw. Don't judge me.
>>8862812
now im going to make us cry because of how paranoid I am and vaguely post about it in the thread to shift blame! heheheheh
>>8862797
puffbut you should learn how to cook your own buttermilk ranch dip and nuggets for when SHFT
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2012/03/buttermilk-ranch-dipping-sauce-for-fried-chicken-recipe.html
http://www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/546899/jamie-olivers-chicken-nuggets
>>8862815
pwease no bullwie ;_;
>>8862816
i g-got some n-nice nuggies i can cook i was g-goin to go to the store and make homeade rarnch this weekend ;-; but i think ill just stay inside and be sad/cry
>>8862811
>Senpai
>Missing a chance for an imouto-san joke
You're slipping, Lannü Takahashi
>>8862823
>i g-got some n-nice nuggies i can cook i was g-goin to go to the store and make homeade rarnch this weekend ;-; but i think ill just stay inside and be sad/cry
aw porr puffbuttn
Okay now you think I'm a tranny don't you
>>8862799
I actually was given this trip by a buddi who doesnt post here much anymore. Discount bin CNT thinking Zardoz is refined is just amusing. You're a real weirdo buddy, its what makes you being so boring jarring.
>>8862823
ok I'll be nice to you puts a leash on you
good lil shotey come lay on mommies lap
>>8862831
Nah bro I'm not one either
>>8862845
Go to bed.
>>8862840
ow0 *comes on mommys lappy*
oopsies shoty baby had accident uwu
>>8862849
I actually should
Is there a good site for buying gaffs? My diy gaffs are uncomfy :/
>>8862853
Then go, have happy sleeps and dream of magic pills.
>>8862888
No I'm gonna stay up and sad drink
Also why would I wanna dream about magic pills, yuck
>>8862891
I might do that tonight, sad drinking sounds fun.
i want daddy attention online now
>>8862896
Go to bed
mink
>>8862902
Na, I'm busy.
>>8862884
do you do the tubesock method?
>>8862891
The trips command you faggot.
Go to sleep and dream of those mutherfuckin magic pills ree.
>>8862909
I don't believe you
>>8862912
yes, i cant find a comfortable rubber band, they're either too small, too loose or roll up to a tight nylon rope that cuts into my thighs and doesn't stay up
mink..
>>8862915
I'm busy doing, things, like talking to people.
WHY DOES FIXING YOURSELF TAKE TIME
WHY CANT I JUST CHEAT LIFE
;=;
>>8862940
Why is there no way to get rid of facial hair? Short of chemo maybe.
>>8862934
Talk to them in your dreams
>>8862954
Maybe later, when it's not 3:45 pm
>>8862960
Afternoon snoozes can be good for you just ask the Spanish
>>8862931
you arent supposed to use a rubber band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fzp9tbedh7Q&t=260s
>>8862962
Not keen, only night sleeps.
I like all of you, except for me
>>8862965
I feel the same ways but sometimes I lay down and fall half asleep and have the comfiest dreams
>>8862964
It's the waistband of a pantyhose, whatever. I can't watch youtube where I am but that's what I assume you were getting at. Either way I'm done with diy gaffs, I was asking for a place to buy an actual piece of clothing that I can tuck with.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tmIUwEy9wM
This is why I like being male
Would you hit it?
>>8862975
Suck Salt's benis
>>8862968
I can't do naps, I can barely fall asleep at night.
>>8862978
N-no that's lewd and gay.
Australia has a therapist exclusively for hons. Should I go?
>>8862985
Is that what you use as a penis these days
It must suck having penis envy and being poor
>>8862985
lewd
>>8862985
When are you gonna hate fuck Faye, Nee-chan
>>8862990
when are you going to book to get your new vagina with lubricity and no hairballs to lord over elanna?
http://www.mountsinai.org/patient-care/service-areas/center-for-transgender-medicine-and-surgery
or to shove hard against a pole
>>8862978
>disgusting estroginsied arms with no distinction of forearm/bicep/tricep/delt ratio
HOW CAN THERE BE HUMANS SO POORLY BUILT
>>8862978
Everytime I see a picture of you my heart skips a beat.
What's the best way to a tranny's heart?
>>8863009
Idk, let me know if you find out ok?
What hair removal methods are there beyond plucking, shaving, laser and electro? I'm getting desperate here.
>>8863004
cardio and estrogen Amy
>>8863004
Whuts wrong with my buff arms
>>8863009
cudds
>>8863012
Veet or Nair.
>>8863020
On face? I tried some nair on my legs and it burnt my skin but left the hairs. My face in areas where facial hair is already torn up, scarred and busted but I'm not sure if I want to add burns to that. I guess I can give it a try if nothing else comes up
>>8863012
not being a man works for me, my dude
The same way you get to all straight men hearts. Be a girl an be nice
Trannies are just failed straighy men.
You dont just put on a dress take poisonous chemcials and all of a sudden you're into men sexually
Trannies need violence
>>8863009
Pizza and cuddles
>>8863014
Stop calling me that
I'm not even connected to the memories of that time
Man it's pretty cool building a new male soul though through meditation
>>8863015
It's a noodle
>>8863035
>Stop calling me that
I refuse to call you by your slave name "Spartan"
you are Amy
ELANNA
>>8863035
Amy you shouldn't be bullying girls desu
I bet you can't even do a split, and you think you're so tough
>>8863046
Faye
when are you getting a high tech vagina that is better than elannas?
https://www.wired.com/story/a-patient-gets-the-new-transgender-surgery-she-helped-invent/amp
http://www.mountsinai.org/patient-care/service-areas/center-for-transgender-medicine-and-surgery
>>8863032
So no shit there I was watching Narcos
>>8863048
Why do you listen to what I say and turn it against me ;-;
Official list of bullies:
>Haribu
>Ally
>>8863080
Wait what?
I've never bullied anyone!
Why are you saying these things about me?
>>8863040
Trans is a prison
Cis is freedom
>>8863046
I have a cock and balls I don't do splits
Flexibility is feminine
>>8863086
You're a dirty rotten bully
Minks official list of friends
Pufebut
Pandora
Sass
List of enemies
Femgen
(You)
I do not want ANY enemiea at all...I honestl just want friends and that is it.
>>8863089
Who have I bullied?
(Hint: It's no one)
>>8863090
>ur friends
>fag
>pedo
>middle aged hon
>ur enemies
>closet cases and nbs
>a terf
good taste, my man
hi
>>8863098
Thank you thank you
nobody liked me on femgen or anywhere really anf that hurta my feelings because ive always had social functioning issues. I like pufebut because im forced to wear a diaper not by choice and she makes me feel like im somebody ya know?
Always getting hullied in school when my diaper sticks out in class...doing presentations getting called retard and other mean words...
It makes me really depressed...pufebit is amazing
One thing good abiut wearing a diaper as a twink is that it makes your butt look good in jeans..
Pandoras just super uber nice...
>>8863096
You bullied me
I'm Punished Anon
So like I social justice warriored out today, I was watching this training video with hr about discrimination from the 80s, they were talking about how you couldn't call Asian people orientals unironically, and then they got to this part where they say it's inappropriate to make jokes about women, and this fat bald guy says "well I'm not a woman but" and then everyone laughs and says "imagine you! A woman!" And literally acted like it's okay
I feel weird for saying they were promoting hatred against hons, but said the videos needed to be stopped immediately as that is exactly how people react to non passing transwomen and the kind of probing statements one might make if they wanted to gauge workspace response
>>8863090
Your future on the left
>>8863111
nice trips.
Awesome brave of u, you did the right thing.
>>8863114
stop..really..
Terrible bullying on LGBT
>>8863115
You bullied me Ally
I won't rest until New Zealand falls into the sea. Enjoy your "Feesh and cheeks, broo" while you can
>>8863130
I didn't, ask anyone here!
I have never bullied any of them, or you.
Also fish n chips are gross.
So TLDR, I have a boyfriend and I've lived as a grill for around 4 years now and things are great, but they're just kinda boring. I went from being depressed all the time to this. Is this just what normal life is like?
>>8863134
considering you're a commie tranny in a country with a sky high murder rate for both of them, and you don't pay support to your several sewer dwelling street children, edgy is a compliment
hows that for sass
>>8863138
>Fish and chips are gross
I was joking before but what the actual fuck Ally? Do you at least like salmon?
how do i stop being a hon
unsee.
cc/zubegati/
>>8863150
Yes I like all seafood, but not the overprocessed greasy gruel they serve at fish n chip shops.
>>8863072
imagine tho
it wont be there
no more need to tuck
you can press your vagina up against poles all you want
>>8863156
That's alright I suppose? Halibut and chips are the GOAT, second only to brown sugar salmon with rice
>>8863160
I just like my fish raw.
>>8863148
desu, too much rage, sass is more refined.
Is there something wrong? why are you lashing out?
>>8863163
>Raw fish
You some sorta weeb or something?
One more day off the death clock
>>8863166
Idk, it just tastes better that way.
And on pizza.
>>8863171
The fuck is wrong with you?
>And on pizza
Are you the Kiwi Elanna wtf
>>8863153
you call yourself a hon? this is a hon
https://unsee
.cc/zidurepo/
>>8863179
theres nothing wrong with seafood on pizza
Another lonely night.
>>8863187
>>8863193
anchovies are good
>>8863179
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I put pasta on it too.
>>8863191
You're never alone on the internet!
>>8863187
But that's wrong. Only pineapple and ham go on pizza
>>8863206
Honestly though there is nothing wrong with Hawaiian pizza
>>8863206
I think it works the opposite way.
Also from the video
"I know jokes about me being gay aren't hurtful because I'm not, but I found out my coworker denise was a gay
>Denise being interviewed in a red and black flannel shirt
"I know it's okay to lay into us these days but it still hurts"
>>8863211
That's also true I guess. You should keep your mind busy and do something that will make you tired (like cleaning your room)
>>8863213
>tfw wearing red and black flannel right now :/
Also why are they showing vids from the 80s?
>>8863221
Because they're cheap and their hr department is bad
>radio is talking about new generation
>igen
W...wait no I don't want to be the old gen
>>8863191
Aint it always?
>>8863193
anchovies are like tiny lil' flavour bombs :3
seafood is good on pizza, especially prawns/shrimps
>>8863209
agreed
>>8863249
we early millennials are old now *shrug*
Just got officially diagnosed with bpd!
>>8863268
Did they actually?
>>8863281
Oh, then invite them to a dick measuring contest. It's how we do things around here
>tfw white genocide general is called "nazi" general
People just don't realize how much danger whites are in. Wake up and start fighting for your race, your language, and your country.
>>8863183
lole...
>>8863168
nice
>>8863108
>>8863090
thank you frend wow >w<
>>8863292
yea :(
>>8863284
Sorry your milenial like me, you have to be middle school rn to be igen
>>8863305
come sit in mommies lap
Late night sads never go away, do they?
>>8863310
i wanna go sleep on mommies lap that is ful of a puddle of shota-buttermilk
*falles asleep irl tihkning of my fantasy uwu nighty*
>>8863313
No.
>>8863313
They'll go away one day!
>>8863314
Do it you pussy, establish dominance.
>>8863320
It's been a while since I felt like this. So many horrible feelings all at once, and I'm far too exhausted to fight it.
>>8863328
You should probably go to bed.
Should I stop using my tripcode or it's alright if I start being recognised as the autistic angry "SJW"? It doesn't feel insulting to me tbqh.
>>8863332
Probably for the best, but you know how stubborn I am about not doing that.
>>8863307
That's what I was hoping desu.
I'm not fond of the young people these days, they say mean things to me.
Well to everyone really.
>>8863336
Shes sleeping. Why arent you?
>its my birthday and im up at 2 am reading shitty wattpad fanfiction out of morbid curiosity
put me out of my misery tbqh
>>8863345
Normally she makes me go to bed first, but tonight she was falling asleep on cam. So, I told her to go to bed, that I'd stay up and on call with her until she fell asleep. She's probably actually asleep by now, I can't really see her in the dark, but I haven't heard her in a while so it's a safe bet. Since she's asleep I can't sleep because uh, I need to find the perfect fall wardrobe. All at once. At midnight. Oh, and I need to find a local gun store and shitpost for your attention.
>>8863268
laugh at them for what they are and then continue like nothing happened
>>8863351
Go to bed you fuckin nerd.
>>8863356
As long as we get to talk about Star wars again soon. I was hoping you'd chime in about how trash BF2 is looking. I guess that didn't need to be said, really. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Talk to me at all, nerd.
>seeing this shit every day
>>8863364
I dont have any hard opinions on BF2 yet since the first one was such a bland barebones game so I'm waiting for reviews. Most of the gameplay I've seen looks decent so far so heres hoping EA doesnt fuck it up somehow.
Nerd.
>>8863373
Inhousepharmacy. Its even based in your country. So should be better I would think.
>>8863381
They don't ship here :/
QHI is the only one that does.
I'm almost out..
>body hairs were fading and lighter on hrt
>after getting fucked by my bf and getting cummed in multiple times
>two weeks later notice my hairs have returned to normal dark male colour
Did I just receive the hormonal equivalent of jumper cables?
Also this masturbating is out of hand
It's 7 am and I have done nothing but masturbate all night , what am I? 17 again?
And I have class at ten, time for coffee methinks...
Remind me again, what is the purpose of /mtfg/? I'm sure originally this general thread had a useful purpose and there was a productive non-toxic community several years ago, but why does it still exist today? This place has been reduced to an echo chamber platform for the most autistic rambling and trolling I've ever seen. I'm beginning to think /pol/ or a generic youtube comments section have fewer toxic retards.
>>8863391
I still come here for transition advise because I got nowhere else to go.
>>8863377
I-i posted some gameplay earlier that I had some very serious thoughts on!!!!! Plus with the pay2win system my hopes for the game are basically all gone.
Dumb redhead slut.
>>8863386
wtf why don't they ship within their own country?
>Tfw you've done nothing but exercise, masturbate and play Jurassic world for the past 4 days
I WANT THE DAMN DNA SO I CAN MAKE DINOS
>>8863406
I won't be up to yell at you but given to bed in about 3 or 4 hours because I'm gonna be choked if you're awake when I get up
>>8863396
I mean its EA. Of course their gonna find a way to throw some kind of bullshit micro transactions into the game. And since Battlefront has next to no similarities to the original good games in anything but name I never had any expectations that BF2 was going to magically turn around and be different. All one can do is wait for reviews and hope its not a boring crapfest like BF.
Also Im blonde. Typical useless slut.
>>8863419
B-but what if I want to sad drink?
>>8863405
same but hearthstone
have an essay to write too :c
been procrastinating so much
>>8863423
It looked orange in the pic I have. I'm not useless, Im working 49 hours this week. Im a hard worker. Im gonna be useful. Ill have some sort of use damnit.
>>8863429
Rather you didn't, but if you're going to do it you're going to do it we both know I have no influence on your choice
>>8862287
Is this a porno
>>8863389
>I-I'm n-not d-d-dysphoric t-tho
>>8862287
based..
>>8863436
I mean I guess in certain light it may seem that color. Its not like I havent been called ginger by a group of mean drunk cis girls before because I'm so pale as well.
And I'm sure she'll find some decent use for you. Even if it is decent sandwich making skills. Or lewding.
>>8863438
I mean I haven't in a while, I keep almost doing it but then putting it away.
>>8863458
Meh, Ill bully you for being a blonde then. And she has a loyal dog at her disposal, there has to be something.
>>8863445
I'm not tho
I'm just possessed by a compulsive desire to masturbate all the time since my sex drive came back
>>8863468
and you hate that, and your body hair
>>8863419
i'll post mean things about the New zealand all blacks and flight of the conchords so she's driven off /mtfg/ in a flood of tears and goes to bed crying
>>8863462
I'm sure you two will find plenty of somethings. As if you haven't already.
Now go to bed you dumb dog.
>>8863478
Gnite you. Nerf herder.
>>8863471
Nah it's pretty good
I'm gonna need spare bedding though...
>>8863292
will you shut the fuck up already
>>8863497
Why?
>>8863517
you're annoying
not because you're too intelligent
not because you're too funny
just annoying
>>8863517
every post of yours is an autistic rambling on how the jews are responsible for everything wrong in the world or how non-white races need to be eradicated and how fascism is the only acceptable form of rule
are you even trans or are you the american version of cartman
>>8861870
>I doubt it. I know how hard to deal with and how worthless I am compared to like literally every roastie out there.
The proof is in the fact that he's still with you after all these years, and wants to elope with you the New World to start a new life. You might be hard to deal with at times, but I wouldn't underestimate your value in the relationship. Fortunately for many people here, you can be both crazy and lovable at the same time.
>>8863476
Cheers buddi.
I love you too :)
>>8863540
you love everyone though
it's like being told jesus loves you, no shit
>>8863544
>Is cartman a Canadian?
Worse, a Swede
i want to kill my shelf
>>8863553
>Hihi :)
>I like saying hi to nice people silly :P
Tfw she's a nice girl and makes you feel weird on the inside.
>>8863560
your books will be sad, don't be shelfish
>>8863561
Ally is not nice lmao!
>>8863553
>N-no, not everyone, just special people.
you better not be calling me special, or you've got a pretty bleak (you) future ahead of you
i hope you're getting ready for bed
>>8863578
Don't hold your breath, I'm 39 and doing fine.
>>8863578
I thought /s is universally known to be sarcasm and indicate you're not being serious(which I wasn't). Good luck with your crusade against the Jews tho.
My roommates just turned on webfiltering on our router and it's blocking 4chan wtf
>>8863580
I have bpd are you proud of meeeeee
Literally a general of ding dong diddly failed straight men flirting with other failed straight men using anime pics.
Have sex
>>8863578
>you resent anything intelligent
Wow yeah "kill all niggers, Hitler was right" so intelligent
only 18 and already look like a susans hon
i want to die desu :(
>>8863592
>failed straight men
why do i want to be railed by older bbc if I'm a straight man
am I mentally ill or something???
>>8863580
it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)
>>8863590
I thought you'd understand that i don't want to speak to you ever again, but I guess you didn't get it.
>>8863598
I never got this shitty "failed men" thing. Do people who say that think cis girls would handle being in manly ass bodies and act like a real man as well as like it?>>8863600
Omg someone got it!!!!!!!! <3
>>8863580
Ally is a vicious bully, and you should have nothing to do with her.
>>8863591
>Also I'm already ready for bed, I've done my face and teeth, I just need to take all my clothes off and get into bed.
wow, i'm actually impressed (i'm not impressed), you're putting the bare minimum effort into acting like a functional human being
pretty soon you'll be doing all sorts of crazy shit like cooking and doing your taxes
im gonna ding dong diddly dox ally
I thought 3 pills of antideps would make me less sad but it just made me sick. This is not what I inteded.
tfw will never pass
tfw your bf's family will never accept you
tfw you can't move in with him
>>8863629
Hugg
>>8863629
Wait Drunk Chaser's family knows about you?
Get that loser to move out already jesus.
>>8863616
>I actually do function normally, I just get sad at night and find it hard to sleep.
that's a good reason for you to drink less, since alcohol disrupts your sleep
>I cook the best food.
what is your signature dish and would you feel confident enough to serve it to faye (who, i remind you, almost exclusively eats at high-end restaurants)
>>8863627
Yeah, too much serotonin can be really nasty.
>>8863627
You know that's not how it works right
>>8863636
he still has schooling
and like...I dunno...I have to meet his parents eventually regardless
>>8863651
SSRIs are not very good at fighting depression but they still have nasty side-effects, so you really shouldn't take more than prescribed. They don't do a thing for me. I'm probably not "wired" properly and there's no fix for that.
>>8863666
dont worry my ninja i get their ding dong didfly woopity woop woop dox
>>8863664
It made suicidal thoughts go away before for me with no easily detectable downsides. Later on I noticed I had lost all the drive I ever had for creativity and a lot of my drive for self-improvement was gone and I was doing better with daily life so I got off it a month and a half ago.
Yesterday the negative thoughts came back and flannel convinced me to get back on it. Today was a complete disaster, I bailed school right before a presentation, got home and wanted to stop feeling super fucking anxious about everything. I guess it kinda worked against anxiety but I don't feel pleasant at all.
>>8863672
Can you maybe not dox anyone?
>>8863678
Suppressing drive is actually a side-effect, sadly.
>>8863670
>Wait why am I serving Faye a dish?
why not? it's a good second date idea
>>8863679
i finna ding ding ding donger wonger diddly diddly dox ya ass
>>8863683
Yeah I only learned about it afterwards. I need to try some other antidepressant probably, or rather some shorter-term stress-relief because I don't want to be on these drugs all the time. If only there was a short-term anti-anxiety that wasn't a benzo, though I might try benzos if I can't find anything else.
>>8863695
Anti-histaminics might be enough for that. Hydroxyzine.
>>8863690
>Why are you saying this?
i don't trust you enough to come up with competent dating ideas by yourself
you know how in some nickelodeon shows, there's sometimes an episode where the main character is on a date with a girl but doesn't know what he's doing, so his friend hides nearby inside a garbage can, monitoring the situation and giving advice through a walkie-talkie? that's LITERALLY me (not literally though)
>>8863704
But I'm not dating anyone.
>>8863704
You know that theatrical situation is out of Rostand's Cyrano, right?
>>8863701
You think my GP might know about it enough to prescribe it to me? It sounds worth trying out.
>>8863709
jeez, i knew you needed a little time on the whetstone, but you can't cut butter, can you?
not YET, numbnuts, that's why we're planning things now
>>8863717
yes hydroxyzine is something they push as alternative to benzos
however, in my opinion it just makes me super drowsey but not any less anxious, it's really a sleeping pill
>>8863717
Probably, it's common light anxiety medication. Few side-effects, little to no overdosing risk. Makes you sleepy, though, so bad if you're driving a lot.
>>8863721
I don't have a drivers license yet so that's a non-issue, more worried about what anon said it about just making me sleepy without helping with anxiety.
>>8863718
There's nothing to plan.
This is just getting silly.
>>8863714
i'm not quite well-read, i'm afraid - chances are, if it hasn't been in a cartoon, i'm entirely unaware it exists
the only piece of french literature i ever read was balzac's sarrasine, and only because i heard there was a cute trap in it (i tried to read barthes' S/Z afterwards, but it was too dense for me - or perhaps the other way around)
>>8863724
It does weather anxiety. It's not as radical as benzos, but it doesn't have the downsides. Something you might want to try is lavender essential oil on a handkerchief. It's an effective relaxant. Sometimes dealing with the peripheral effects of anxiety helps.
>>8863727
You could watch the movie. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0099334/
>>8863725
>This is just getting silly.
you're getting silly
in fact, it's a process that started 24 years ago
>>8863734
Could please end this meme?
>>8863731
I'm very much an avoidant when it comes to coping with anxiety or any negative things really. I rarely let anxiety go so far as to let the physical stuff get in. I need something that makes it tolerable enough so I don't flee. Thank you for telling me about this benzo alternative
>>8863732
>m
i didn't know you were a mobileposter
i'm always interested in where tropes originate though, i think i'll give it a watch - also, people might respect me more if i say i'm familiar with rostand's cyrano de bergerac
>>8863740
I still wouldnt reapect you based on this post alone
>>8863740
I often post from my computer, but Clover just feels more convenient most of the time. And I don't spend that much time at home either, so...
>>8863735
i'll shut down this meme and archive it in the meme vault as soon as you stop flirting with her
>>8863747
But I don't though.
>>8863743
What if I watched it twice and casually quoted it in conversation?
>>8863736
I've been on sertraline for anxiety and depression and it's been good to me. I feel better and my anxiety has almost completely disappeared. I actually do stuff now
>>8863750
Direct a stage performance of it, then we'll talk
>>8863748
whatever, scrubnub
i bet your cooking tastes dumb anyway
>>8863754
Whoa, not cool, that is way not true.
I make the best food.
>>8863757
i bet you over-salt everything and make scrambled eggs by heating it up in the microwave
>>8863764
>using a microwave
>ever
ew
I make ramen, and while it's cooking, I crack a few eggs into it, and mix it all up.
So I get sort of a ramen and egg soup.
That's how I have my eggs.
>>8863767
you should post pictures of your cooking for our fair and honest judgement, like elanna does
i don't really like ramen though, what else can you make that will impress me?
i made a gif of me waving my pony tail around and i think its the most autistic looking thing ive ever done
>>8863777
I'm quite fond of making seafood chowder.
And Tortellini (handmade)
I make a whole lot of different soups. (I like pumpkin soup, with homemade pasta in it)
And pizza obviously.
And burgers occasionally.
Croissants.
I just like coking.
>>8863787
robin?
>>8863789
seafood chowder recipe? :)
Heil Kameraden
Whatever happened to Trashy
>>8863789
>seafood chowder
>pumpkin soup
okay, i'm a little bit impressed now, since those are two of my favourite things
>I just like coking.
NO ALLIE, ALCOHOL IS BAD ENOUGH
>>8863793
Hey look! it's Phie Phie Phie!
<3
>>8863790
nop
>>8863795
detransed, last i heard
>>8863795
she detransitioned
I am not sure if she is back on hrt or not or what
>>8863799
Lia Lia Lia!
>>8863807
quak
tfw you upset a tranny janny and get ding dong bannu'd
you can only feel sorry for these people with their brain damage at this point in history when you realize people like antifa and most here will never have any real power
>>8863842
>mentioning us in the same breath as antifa
please anon, I just ate
>>8863842
what
>>8863848
how do you deal with some of the retards here who cant even offer arguments for their posts other than MUH FEE FEES
>>8863852
I just dont deal with inferior beings, anon. Why would I? its not like they have anything to offer.
>>8863842
is this nines
>the guy i liked messaged me for the first time in a while to say he got a girlfriend
im suck
Ally Ali Allie Alison, kupo !3lUHicBf4I is a heinous poster who has done the following. (that has been publically posted about, there could be more of this type of behavior in private)
>flirts with absolutely everyone but mostly faye pandora and lia without any regard for any of their feelings
>bullies coworkerchan mercilessly by refusing to sleep and drinking every night
>will not let anyone touch her
>will not talk
>was "raped"
>lives with her abusers
>pretends she is stupid to avoid responcibility for her actions
>pretends she is a nice person
If you have any stories to share of this vicious "person" please share them and do your part to get her to leave for good.
henlo
>>8863872
waifu <3
Sleepy
Things are gonna be ok, I can feel it
I had this rush of pure bliss and happiness earlier talking to my bf, like everything in that moment was perfect and that things would be fine. Hadn't felt that in years
>>8863872
Hi edie
How r u
>>8863858
Lmao it definitely is
>>8863872
>>8863867
>tfw bullied
;-;
>>8863867
the post was funny until you added the raped thing
thats not cool
>ywn die in battle, blessed by the pagan gods defending your homeland from the christian invaders
>>8863891
Why are people like this?
>>8863901
I think the invaders are muslims, anon
Hey /mtfg/, did your dysphoria manifest as being intensely jealous of other women's bodily features and clothes and the like, and having just a feeling that something in your gut is just wrong?
Feeling more normal now. Thankfully I have no more of that awful stuff so I never have to take it again
>>8863910
>tfw not a crusader gf
>>8863930
yes
>>8863932
yay, now comes the withdrawal part
>>8863933
Alright; good to confirm I'm not just a delusional idiot.
>>8863936
Wait this shit has withdrawals? I quit cold turkey before and got nothing.
tfw no femboy "b" f
>>8863937
no prob
>>8863938
what did you take and for how long?
Well I sleep.
Idk why some people feel the need to bully me like that, but I love you all :)
Nini.
>>8863938
depends on the antidepressant i guess
thinking back to it i didnt get withdrawals on lexapro but i was on a low dosage apparently so it didnt feel like anything normally
>>8863942
I mean like earlier just this week I wouldn't have been able to understand some of these but now I feel like I do.
Is that normal? Just one day waking up and suddenly feeling more dysphoric than ever?
>>8863946
I was on lexapro 20mg for like a year and quit a month and a half ago with no problems. I took one pill yesterday and 3 today. That was definitely too much for today but now I'm starting to feel normal again.
Also CFH recommended that hydroxyzine as a benzo alternative, I think I'll give it a try.
>>8863952
yeah well like, dysphoria gets worse the older you get
>>8863960
I know. I mean, I didn't really feel like I noticed it until literally this week - outside of occasional episodes where I thought about it and promptly tried forgetting about it. But I guess that happens to some people.
really wish I was holding someone and making them feel loved right now
>>8863967
i wish someone would hold me and make me feel loved right now
>>8863909
some people are just big, giant meanie-babies
probably even most people
>>8863957
Ive never tried hydroxyzine, but Ive considered it. seems like a good alternative
>>8863972
hugg
laurens are important
>>8863963
So, as the anon who wrote this post, is this normal, occasionally having a couple of episodes but then one day just waking up and feeling like shit for a long time like you do in your episodes of dysphoria?
>>8863981
snuggin
>>8863983
what animals are on your top 5 most snuggliest list
>>8863984
Cats, cats, cats, cats, cats.
>>8863985
Do cats like to snuggle?
t. Tranny who never had a cat pet.
>>8863984
bunns
puppies
ferrets
kittens
otters
>>8863988
go away
>>8863984
Ducks
>>8863988
depends on the cat
mine likes snuggles when he decides its time, but if I pick him up he just gets mad
>>8863991
h-hey anon
>>8863988
yes but they like to snuggle on their own time, very picky
>>8863988
like 10% of the time yes
the rest of the time they just like to be left alone to sleep, but will begrudgingly tolerate you if you start petting them
>>8863993
I love to hug my duck and never let go
>>8863997
hug me mommy
>>8863998
I can't
>>8864000
why not :c
>>8864004
Because you hate me
>>8864006
oh,
sorry,
I probably have a good reason tho
I found skull autists channel https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqvzedZNVWZ08-s4rGO5fcA/videos
>>8864009
Lmao
Good find, anon.
Literally almost all I can think about right now is how I want a female body along with my mind. That's normal right?
>>8864008
Idk
>>8864011
Tfw not memesex Tfw just another natal male. At least I have the "I was always infertile" excuse so it doesn't matter anyway since I couldn't breed in the first place. Also yeah, that's pretty normal for a tranny.
hamter frind maeve
>tfw hacking jurassic world with android emulator
i was a fool to wait for the free cards like a chump
NOW I WILL TAKE THE LEGENDARY PAY TO WIN CARDS FOR NOTHING
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>8864014
memesex doesn't give you an excuse. in fact it makes you less likely to be a genuine trans instead of just someone mistaking their weird middle of the road thing as female dysphoria
>>8864009
>runescape music in the videos
jesus, that caught me off guard
>>8864024
>in fact it makes you less likely to be a genuine trans instead of just someone mistaking their weird middle of the road thing as female dysphoria
That's a thing? Also I reckon I would be more easily accepted if I was intersex, tho I admit the genital dysphoria would be way worse since I couldn't get srs.
>>8864016
maeve a cute and good hamham
>>8864029
>since I couldn't get srs.
what
>>8864043
I might be ignorant about the subject, but don't most intersex people have messed up genitals? I don't think surgeons would wanna give srs to weird looking genitals, unless the penis was pretty much a functional penis that is the exact same as a penis of a natal male. I might be wrong so don't quote me on that.
>>8864044
usually intersexers have more or less normal genitals, tho the size is often screwed up (like micropenis and stuff)
but that doesnt matter much for thai techniques, cause they dont do penile inversion anyway. I know a few intersexers that went to suporn without issues (also, if you transition at like 12, you have basically the same problem, which means you should go to thailand)
>>8864044
What do you mean by "messed up" and "weird looking" genitals exactly?
>>8864009
This has to be satire
>>8864044
Srs people often have even better srs cause they already have some girly feature. it's not like a fucked up penis is all that different when you're cutting everything up
new one
>>8864048
coffee and testosterone are a good combo
>>8863578
i genuinely wonder if people like you are made in an assembly line rather than naturally born
literally zero original thoughts or capacity for critical thinking, just nothing but repetitive, eternal, generic /pol/ posts, forever.