/mtfg/ - male to female gab

6th this week

Nazi edition

nth for sophie is a literal autist who got raped just enough to become brain damaged but not enough to kill herself

>>8760983
sixth what?

>>8760998
Seriously, what is wrong with you?

>>8760992
did you also get raped or are you just a nazi because it's cool

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>>8760998
At least she has a reason to be damaged

>>8760992
never

>>8760951
Germany

>>8760963
Me too :(
I don't like arguments :(

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>>8760992
keep fighting the good fight, zusje

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>>8760998
wait, but youre the autist

and why are you so fixated on the whole rapestory, are you saying you want to put your lil pecker inside of me too?

>>8760998
Why are you so obsessed with her? Are you jealous because people like her and nobody likes you? Are you mad because despite her problems she is able to pursue goals?

>>8760998
It's time to stop posting.

>>8761006
Not so far away, I'm from Poland ^^ maybe we can see each other one day

>>8761007
wiew
Ben jij die Belg?

>>8761002
i mean i got beaten and stayed in my room with no human contact for six months
i just didn't internalize autism because of it

>>8761014
Can you come over now please? I feel really bad

Boys only
All girls get out

>>8761019
What about boys that wish they were girls?

>>8761009
do you even speak german with all your nazi shitposting?

>>8761018
;-;;;; i wish i could maybe

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>>8761017
>i just didn't internalize autism

>>8761019
im a boy who wants to be a gril but tfw no hormones
can i stay

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>>8761016
nee kzen ne engelsman

aangename kennis

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>>8760998
come on this isn't okay, you shared some very privet information and said some horrid things about phienchen

Were all in the same boat and theres no point attacking each over, we should all apologize and try to move on, pandora

>>8761020
No sorry get out

>>8761025
Okay

>>8761028
Een eeuwige anglo? Waarom spreek je dan moerasduits?

>>8761021
Du weißt schon dass sie deutsche ist?

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>>8760932
Yeah, desu

>>8760931
Honestly I am always doubling down on being a massive faggot.

>>8760940
Gay is great

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>>8761021
I am a born German, to 2 german citizens. its my native language and my ancestors are pretty much purely prussian.

"Vor die Wahl gestellt zwischen Unordnung und Unrecht, entscheidet sich der Deutsche für das Unrecht."

-Goethe

>>8761024
deciding to be a fascist because you got raped a bit qualifies as internalizing autism, yes

>>8761031
and?
she's a fucking retard. the last thing she did before i kicked her was say that she enjoyed telling people she didn't like to kill themselves.

This thread is now Communist.

Jeremy Corbyn is my husbando

Gay is fine, straight is fine, but German is verboten.

>>8761037
You should quadruple down, I think it'll suit you and your flannel nicely

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>>8761040
you know, thats actually a good point.
I havent done that yet.

Geh dich erhängen du Clown

>>8761043
Vergiss es.

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>>8761039
>you will never be racially pure

Something I always have problem with:
What do you all generally do to train your voice??
People keeps talking about chest resonance or something and I could never understand....

>>8761042

>implying corbyn is a communist

Nice try, British print media

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I appreciate transbian relationships because they allow me to not be gay and get lesbians at the same time

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How could any tranny be a fan of Nazis if Hitler and the Reich would have literally killed you guys for being degenerate faggots?

It was important for women to be fertile and important for men to be strong and masculine. Trannies are infertile, faggot like man. You would have been the very definition of subhuman to them.

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>>8761040
Fascist is a meme term
Also I was just commenting on the fact that you think you haven't internalized autism, which is pretty silly.

>>8761040
The last thing you did before I left was fishing for compliments by posting your ugly face like every day.
That's what I call retarded.

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anyway, that was a nice way to round off a few weeks of pretending to be nice
hope it was as good for you as it was for me

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>go over calorie limit
>force self to vomit

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>>8761034
when i was younger, i was a dutchboo and it was my dream to learn west-flemish and move to a small town in flanders

unfortunately, it was never to be - also, how comes you and myrthe don't post much anyway? are you two busy being turbonormies or something

>>8761042
even though I don't agree with him I would let him seize my means of production

>>8761040
>she enjoyed telling people she didn't like to kill themselves.
Who doesn't?
>>8761048
>Implying I train my voice
>>8761051
This is a recurring theme of newfags taking Phienchen seriously.

>>8761061
If you unironically do something this much you ARE serious to a degree.

>lul im only pretending to be retarded guise

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Uh hi yes hello
I'm here for my one free tranny(trans woman) gf please
All applicants will be considered equally

>>8761048
I used the booklet in the OP

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>>8761055
and now youre surrendering?
that was easy, I even cleaned the entire bathroom during this exchange.

Sigh, why is nobody good enough to be like Lils to me? I miss my favourite enemy, I hope she comes back one day.

>>8761055
will there ever be an end to how edgy you can be you disgusting manfreak?
grow the fuck up and stop getting your life value from internet drama

>>8761059
Oh that's really nice! But Flanders is pretty crappy, the Netherlands are much nicer.
I don't post much because there's not much here anymore. I don't like change and all the trips that posted when I came here are gone (due to people like me). I just have nothing to really post about, I guess.
Myrthe I'm pretty sure anonposts a lot

>>8761063
What's your height? You have to be over 6'4 to qualify.

>>8761055
I'm sure Gloomy is proud of you.

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>>8761048
Just talk like a big homo with your friends and family, chest resonance is the the vibration you get on your chest when you talk with boy voice get rid of it.

>>8761065
thanks lol :DD
I actually Just saw the booklet so I havent look quiet into it but moreover to that im wondering what other people did in general

>>8761049
Eh, he's socialist but that's good enough for me. Right wingers all deserve to hang, though

>>8760999
Thread this is where i get my anime pictures because men are most likely to have it

>>8761062
So if I larp as a Klan member long enough you'll believe it?

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>>8761044
I've only been wearing tank tops this week..

>>8761079
hi hentai-chan

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>>8761072
I'm 6'2
if that isn't more than enough you're too tall for me

>>8761075
Thanks!
Nice gif though

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>>8761071
>Oh that's really nice! But Flanders is pretty crappy, the Netherlands are much nicer.
i've still never been to flanders, although i've been to the netherlands a few times (although, to be honest, amsterdam feels like a british colony what with all the brits there, it felt like i barely left home)

i'm glad you two are doing well though though - it's rare, but some people apparently do escape the fly trap that is /mtfg/

>>8761083
Hey i said i will return

>>8761082
Tank tops and a bike helmet, your fashion sense is all kinds of fucked :^)

I've been doing some jewgling. There might be more to the meme than I thought.
Researchers took gay and straight men and women and showed them each gay and straight porn of each gender. Straight men were only aroused to straight porn and gay men were only aroused to gay porn. This was so accurate, they claimed they could determine one's orientation by using porn response measurements... for men. For the women, they all showed the same response to each type of porn regardless of their orientation.

You can take the dick off the tranny, but you can't take the tranny off the dick, it seems. More proof that self inserters are second-class citizens that deserve pity :^)

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>>8761088
Amsterdam is shit and I hate it.
For living though, the Netherlands is much superior.

I guess we did 'escape', yeah. I miss the interaction sometimes though. This replaced /frz/ for me but now I barely enjoy this too ;_;

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>>8761084
You have to be really tall so I feel really short.

>>8761092
I'm bisexual and I don't like gay porn at all.

>>8761092
what's wrong with self inserting ?

>>8761092
wait what
i didn't catch your point

>>8761099
I document it for the other boards so your opion doent matter as long as someone likes it

>>8761099
gay porn stars look weird as hell. They all have gross gay face and look creepy.

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The way people pretend to be nice here is driving me mad I cant tell whos real anymore to be desu

>>8761116
You get used to it i came for the puctures you are so willingly giving

>>8761116
>tfw pretend to be mean

>>8761093
>Amsterdam is shit and I hate it.
it's not that bad, it's kind of smol and cute for a capital city

i'd rather live in a small town though, cities are for bankers and people who like to go clubbing

>This replaced /frz/ for me but now I barely enjoy this too ;_;
maybe you're just getting too old for internet drama, next thing you know you'll be wearing suits and staying late in the office ;_;

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>>8761082
>tfw you look good in sleeveless clothes
I used to be so afraid of showing my shoulders

>>8761116
everybody is mean, thats the realest truth

>>8761116
People here are mean because they admire the worst part of normal women: being bitches.

>>8761123
>smol
It feels really big to me, funnily enough I don't get the overwhelmed feel in London but I do in Amsterdam.
My town has around 200k people and there's nothing to do here, I love it.

No I'm still failing my studies, don't worry. I'm not growing up anytime soon!

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>>8761090
It's hot in these damn bunny suits don't u give me that lip young man

>>8761125
Same desu
Sleeveless is so cute though and honestly looks fine on most people

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>>8761116
Nobody here is actually nice. The nice ones get bullied out of the thread soon after they come here looking for friendship, support and advice.

Except Hanna. Sheen too.

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>>8761125

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>>8761092
You're still upset about my porn tastes?

>>8761137
Don't tell me what to do Lannü I'll give as much lip as I please

>>8761138
I'm nice

>>8761122
thats better than pretending to be nice tho

>>8761138
Misos nice, shes probably one of the kindest people Ive ever spoke to

>>8761154
Finally someone who understands me.
Actually even that time I called you a subhuman, I was just being an asshole for no reason. I'm not really that hardline IRL.

>>8761135
>It feels really big to me, funnily enough I don't get the overwhelmed feel in London but I do in Amsterdam.
i got lost in amsterdam on one of my first nights, and it felt like as soon as i went a few streets away from the city centre, it was like suburbia or something

jelly of your small city though, 100-200k is the perfect amount, and no cities should have more people than this

>No I'm still failing my studies, don't worry. I'm not growing up anytime soon!
STUDY HARDER OR I'LL TAKE YOUR /MTFG/ AWAY FROM YOU

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>>8761138
I'm nice to actual people. Perl scripts masquerading as people get the bitch treatment

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>>8761092
This is just proof I'm a real girl all things considered

>>8761140


>>8761137
Ye. The more time goes by the more silly it seems to have been afraid of so much when I first started transitioning. I think its just a time spent as passing thing and people eventually get there

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The kindest thing you can do for a person is killing them

Life and existentiality is suffering

Self awareness and consciousness was a mistake of evolution

>>8761172
You literally target people that are any different then you and rip them apart like an autist

It's kinda tragic

>>8761146
You'd make a nice mommy, but that's about it.

>>8761170
I agree. Especially because we have no tourists here. My city doesn't even have an English wiki page (which is insane for a European city of this size)

I don't want to study I just want to win the lottery and do drugs

>>8761166
Oh okay, thats good to know XD

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>>8761182
>that feel when lanna hasnt ripped me apart yet

WHEN IS MY TURN ;_;

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>>8761182
What's the tragedy? I don't have to be nice to everyone, and if a person has no redeeming qualities then it would be a disservice to them not to.

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>>8761172
If you have to qualify who you're nice to, you're probably a bigot
>>8761176
(You)
>>8761183
I help people all the time irl, I'm probably the only trained counselor/major volunteer here.

I'm nice

>>8761182
>She still hasn't ripped me apart yet
what am I even wasting my time for then

>>8761185
/mtfg/ thinks I'm a bad person because I let off steam here

>>8761192
>>8761190

As an interrogator

There are so many red flags here

They probably all have black x's with little tales on the ends on them too

I miss Emma! I wish all those people weren't so crazy and mean to her
A lot of the stuff they said she did it seemed like rumors they made up to bully her...

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>>8761172
>I'm nice to all people, since all the people I'm not nice to aren't really people
You have a real mean side to you, I think you should let it out more often.

I know you like being mean, I can see it when you try to provoke arguments.

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>>8761201
So, shakira fren?

>>8761207
I don't think I've ever seen her legitimately be nice once

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>>8761201
I dont think youre a bad person, and I am basically the top of the foodchain, so, youre good.
everyone else doesnt know what theyre talking about

>>8761205
I dont understand

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>>8761207
I prefer to have people know what I'm really about instead of being a human doormat in the hope it nets me a handful of friends.

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give me (you)s

>>8761217
>>8761216
>>8761192
I'll eat you alive, like wagyu sashimi

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Poor valq got hot oil spilled all over her poor hand and wrist. :( None of her girlfrands are there to kiss it better either

>>8760998
Wow who put a quarter in you today? You and Shakira are really making asses of yourselves. :3

>tfw babywrists

>>8761226
(me)

okay, so. i'm legitimately sorry for being a cunt again. particularly to sophie, obviously
though i guess i'm more *remorseful* than actually sorry, but whatever

i'll resume my previous game plan of staying the fuck off /mtfg/. especially because i'm too much of a coward to actually deal with anybody who replies to this

>>8761229
Check your skype.
>>8761211
>>8761217
:)
>>8761231
What have I got to do with Pandora sperging out at Phienchen?

This is maturing nicely keep it up

>>8761235
You're not sorry, only butthurt that everyone shouted you down.
I used to think you were just a harmless annoying sperg but now I know you're completely untrustworthy and malicious.

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>>8761236
Shakira fren :D

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>>8761216
Honestly it's probably because I've never liked you or been nice to you. You're painfully stupid, narcissistic, cowardly, unable to take responsibility for anything, and it really shows in that the only people who actually like you are the people who haven't gotten to know what a vapid cunt you are.

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I'm mailing out my applications for licenses this or next week

I might have a new job in CO or OR within 2 months

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>>8761231
Is life tho

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>>8761235
its okay, I am just sad that I didnt get you to admit that you want to rape me. that wouldve been my highlight of the day

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>>8761226
excuse me where did you get that picture of my bf
pls do not post pictures of my bf in the future ok

So hows the makeup going you came here for that right shouldnt you share how to look less like a man

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>>8761223
>I prefer to have people know what I'm really about
Except for when it comes to your sexuality, I guess, then it's all sarcasm and truth-dodging for years.

You can be amiable without being a pushover though, I think you just like to argue, especially when you're in a bad mood. It's a very respectable quality, I don't begrudge you it.

>>8761216
Does that mean you're into bad girls?

>>8761253
No ive seen you for months just be mean, sarcasticly mean, or autistic about something your interested in. Never sincere or caring, even your relationship was just a mess of showboating her around for attention and then leaving her.

As far as your judgements of everyone. Could care less.

Frog poster is the hero we need

>>8761235

How hard is it not to taunt people over sexual assaults they've suffered, you tit, jfc.

>>8761274
The meme is cute but I'm dating a doctor who likes lesbian sex, I'm pretty okay with that

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That was too much weed

>>8761235
why do you do this pan

>>8761253
I know Faye is a whackjob, we discussed this before but honestly the both of you are as bad as each other constantly acting like you're better than everyone else here when the both of you have a shit-ton of issues. Faye does a lot of bullshit bragging but at least she doesn't try to put others down which is why I like her more than you.

>>8761255
What are you going to be working as, a pharmacist?

Can you get me free drugs for a discount?

How difficult is is it for men with mutilated penises to talk about makeup

>>8761229
>id let you eat me when your breath smelled like nazi and methhead maple syrup

>>8761291
Very difficult, I've tried.
What do you want to talk about girl? I've been applying eyeline from a pot with a brush lately, is that weird?

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I want to ___ with ___!

>>8761292
I think you mean
>jameson, copenhagen, and #2 diesel

>>8761288
I'm sorry for bragging, I'm a cis alpha male And that's kinda our culture. I spend all day either bragging, giving orders or, exchanging pleasantries so it's hard to turn it off

>>8761299

I want to douche with petrol!

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>>8761217
>top of the food chain

Pshht.

>>8761236
Nothing! You just always make yourself look like an ass, I was referring to the last thread!

>>8761235
Oh man, I don't know how we'll make it without your judgmental hypocritical hypersensitive self important ass. ;)

>>8761256
No, being a qt girl in leather boots is life, burning your little hands off is closer to death.

You better come visit me or something again tonight, I am bitchy and sulky all day long while you two are at work, ask J.

It's bizarre... I literally never get attached like this...

>>8761304
Y..you drink the diesel..

H..ot

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>>8761310
>Pshht.

who are you?

ass 2 ass

>>8761304
I swear to god if you chew before you come kiss me I'm going to bite you...

>>8761299
I want to be gay with a cute girl
no homo tho

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>>8761320
beep 2 beep

>>8761304
Are you still mad at me? I'm sorry.
>>8761310
And you don't?
>>8761305
Lol
>>8761311
What is diesel? Like I know it's stuff you put in your car to make it go but what makes it different from petrol?

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>>8761283
Hopefully it's a doctor specialising in mental health.

We might just fix you yet, Faye.

Ok hons what is the problem you have to fixate on something do you also have ocd what is it the testosterone or the mutilated penis

>>8761324
same but im boy

>>8761327
It is ._.

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>>8761334
>tfw faye thinks she's dating her therapist
"So, where are we going tonight? Oh, this couch again? Well, okay..."

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>>8761299
>too big to ever sit on someones lap

>tfw you relapsed on coke
>tfw no-one will ever believe you quit again
well I quit again. I was actually doing really well until this guy started calling me up offering me blow. Before that I hadn't taken any for months. I can do it.

>>8761340
They're not sitting in their lap if it makes you feel better

>>8761264
i, pandora, want to rape phienchen really badly
screencap this

Codeine is another story though, the side effects aren't enough to motivate me to quit and I really need it to sleep.

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>>8761326
Nah, everyone loves me and I am a good girl.
>>8761280
Hard when you are literally a retarded person like Pandora.
>>8761277
>>8761253
Between the two of you Faye seems like less of a piece of shit, but its the kind of race where if both horses break a leg we'll be happy to make glue. ;)

>just kidding Faye you're qt stop pretending you're a boy

>>8761344
How do you get people to offer you coke for free

>>8761290
Probably in 8-10 years.

No.

>>8761310
I'm really fucking tired.
Do you think she could make me a tattoo??
Imma swing by tonight and maybe hang after my therapist,... It's over at 730 right by the coffee shop.
>>8761311
Burns hotter than gasoline...
And, well, a lot of ppl tell me I'm full of shit.
May as well make it explosive.
>>8761323
Ofc not.
I'd never snog you after any tobacco.
Your lips are too soft n sweet for that.
>>8761326
No
Stop being a girl about it
>>8761334
Is her last name Freud?

>>8761345
I didn't even notice that. I'm not really smol enough for that either though.

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>>8761274
What's life without a good fight?

>>8761288
Of course faye puts others down, she just pretends it was someone else. Not like I care about your opinion anyways though.

>>8761277
You can paint me as the villain as much as you want, blaming others for your own personal failures is all you are, or will ever be good at.

>>8761348
You need help pandora, this is sick even by mtfg standards, are you still tripping?

In a ideal world the transgender dont exist-Amin Noujdi he was right you know

>>8761354
you just need more druggie friends

>>8761361
it's a joke
>its okay, I am just sad that I didnt get you to admit that you want to rape me. that wouldve been my highlight of the day

>>8761354
she gets it from chasers

>>8761362
No fucking duh we'd rather be cis, it's not an ideal world.

>>8761357
hugg Haribu

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Hello is anyone in the Portland area willing to let me stay with them for a few weeks or so

I'll pay you rent and sleep on the floor and be gone as soon as possible

>>8761360
Idk why you're so hostile towards me, I've tried to be nice to you many times. You're literally the only trip who is still carrying on a grudge against me. Others like Isla and Korra have just filtered me and moved on ages ago, they never say anything to me, but you always have something to say about me.

>>8761235
stop being a drama queen bitch for attention plz

also stop talking about naomi.

>>8761370
I will say thank you you people have helped science by being subjects the next step is fusing animal dna

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>>8761361
no that was a joke d/w about it

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>>8761371
hugg anon

>>8761382
but seriously sorry about being a cunt.
idk that was really bad of me

>>8761385
no thank
apparently I'm "not a hugger"

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>>8761354
It's not free if you are a prostitute for drugs sweetheart.

>>8761344
>>8761349
Have you tried crack? I hear it'll probably be right up your alley...

>>8761356
She absolutely can! She draws up amazing tattoos!

>your lips are too soft n sweet
I know they're big but they're always too dry...

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>>8761354
pic related

>>8761368
>its okay, I am just sad that I didnt get you to admit that you want to rape me. that wouldve been my highlight of the day

not really a rapey person, sorry

>>8761382
okay
*hugg*

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>>8761375
You seem to be under the impression I have a grudge. I don't, a grudge requires effort and upkeep. I am being objective during every interaction that we have, and I can have a civil conversation if you don't act like like an idiot or the most unpalateable kind of autist. Believe me, if I were trying to hold any sort of grudge, I'd be calling you on something that isn't petty, like being a weird obsessed stalker (seriously what the fuck is wrong with you?)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KZf0Anbrzc

I want to be a girl

>>8761385

>tfw there foxes lived in the fields outside your bedroom and you used to watch them skulking about and occasionally jumping up and down in the morning sun
>tfw stupid developers built houses over the fields and now it's full of loud kids and the house closest to you is obviously a drug dealer's

>>8761395
no the greentext is what sophie posted. which was what that post was a reply to. lol

but yeah i'm a pretty bad person and it's probably better we not talk

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>>8761387
I am a bit annoyed that everyone here knows my biggest weakness now, but that was my own fault for trusting people that I know arent trustworthy, so this was bound to happen.

I am too lazy to hold grudges, so dont expect me to pick fights over that.

>>8761401
anime is bad

>>8761402
>tfw foxes roam the city like giant rats, tearing open bin bags every night and making sounds like dying babies
banning fox hunting was a mistake

>>8761354
Apparently I'm pretty so men take me out to dinner and share their drugs with me.
>>8761391
Kick a person when they're down...
Thanks for your support.
>>8761396
I explained the stalking thing in the last thread, most of it was fluff just to rustle her.
>don't act like an idiot
This is fucking 4chan, stop taking it so seriously. Anyway whatever, stay bitter, I'll just ignore you seeing as you clearly can't be reasoned with.

>>8761407
hugg phie

Hi anons, Is it possible to permanentaly decrease dht level without physical castration? I heard there are aromatase inhbitors which can permanentaly supress estrogen, not sure how about dht tho

>>8761407
yeah, sorry.

i'm going to leave again so it probably shouldn't matter. our friend groups generally don't seem to overlap much

>>8761413
Are urban and country foxes the same? Also the ban is widely ignored anyway.

How much would you people pay for a cure to transgenderism the ability to feel good in your own body

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>>8761414
>I explained the stalking thing
There is no explaining. You stalked some girl that you were obsessed over. You are automatically in the wrong. Period.

I know that the nuances of human interaction is a mystery to you, but at least fucking try for once.

>>8761403
we should though, it would help

>>8761422
>Are urban and country foxes the same?
urban foxes are dirtier and don't afraid of anything

>>8761419
Don't finasteride and the like block DHT?

>>8761391
Dsl's!
Maybe I'll give you some of my strawberry carmex and suck on em more...

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>>8761414
If you had a valid point to sting me on you would, I see how you work Miss. Just because you're not generally aggro with me doesn't mean I don't know you deserve a good kick in the ass. ;)

>>8761403
You wouldn't know remorse or self reflection if they were carved into your forehead. Weren't you going to quit posting on mtfg like five minutes ago?

>>8761317
Hat related, that's who

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>>8761344
Cut yourself off from the people that keep offering you coke
Never gonna get clean if you're constantly being pressured and coerced into it

Only genders and sexes are MALE and FEMALE!!!! And there is no xxy xxx yyyxxx yy xyx y bullshit neither. Its ONLY XX AND XY!!!!! Everything else is #MentalIllness #MentalDisorder #MentalDysphoria #PersonalityDisorders #GeneticDeformities #BirthDefects #MentalDisabilities #Delusion And #Confusion

>>8761423
Why, are you claiming to have such a thing?

I WANT TO BE DEAD. My life is suffering I deserve to be dead

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>>8761439
cool story bro

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>>8761439
Have a (you)

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>>8761445

>>8761424
I never said it was okay, I clearly said I was being an asshole for revenge, so I don't know what your point is exactly. Anyway don't do a pandora, Let's go back to your weird hateboner towards me. Don't you think it makes you look petty if you keep attacking someone who has wished you luck in your course and thanked you for the help you gave on a maths issue?
>>8761436
I actually don't dislike you, which is why I'm "not generally aggro with you" I knew Frosty so I judged you that way but you seem to be a genuinely (mostly) reformed person so I apologize. Plus Valq likes you so you can't be that bad.
>>8761438
I'm flushing what I have now. And yes I should change my number.

>>8761388
lame.

>>8761402
Hugg
That's terrible :(

>>8761419
Finasteride and Dutasteride both lower dht.

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>>8761449
thank you, I didnt have that one yet

>>8761454
>lame
Ya I never knew until our resident chemist told me

>>8761441
Just retorical question

>>8761452
sounds like a good idea, coke can mess you up desu

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>>8761459

>>8761141
No, but you sparked me to look into research since you act differently from the other SelfInsertfags. Either your hiding stuff or I'm missing stuff, because the current prognosis for SIFs is quite bleak :(

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>>8761465
that one I already have

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>>8761452
>Don't you think it makes you look petty if you keep attacking someone who has wished you luck in your course and thanked you for the help you gave on a maths issue?
This is like, a preschooler's understanding of how socializing works. You don't pay into some karma fund with trivial pleasantry. We are not magically friends because you told me good luck in a class and thanked me for helping you with a math problem. I've had more meaningful interactions with complete strangers at the bus stop.

>>8761463
It's done. it was like a scene from Lord Of The Rings, you know where they are on Mount Doom and trying to throw the ring into the volcano. I'm proud of myself.

>>8761423
300k a year to be a cis girl
3k once to be a cis guy and not care

>>8761431
..yeah, I know >.o I used to be SOOO shy about my lips as a repressor lol, they used to embarrass the shit out of me so I hid them in a huge beard because boys would call them DSLs and laugh before I could grow one.

I'm glad they feel nice for you, though! ^_^

Daily reminder that Shakira:
>Stalks innocent girls because she's jealous of them
>Gets angry when people call her out on her creepy autist behavior
<Backtracks and says she was exaggerating once a lot of people realize how evil she is

Shakira is a creepy predatory stalker, Mercury was her first victim, and you could be next.

>>8761472
>I've had more meaningful interactions with complete strangers at the bus stop.
please don't tell me you're the sort of weirdo who talks to strangers at the bus stop

>>8761472
>I did it for brownie points
I think if you are really this twisted up inside then I have nothing more to say to you.

>>8761476
Could we not do the daily reminder thing?

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>>8761486
daily reminder that daily reminders exist

>>8761473
Thats brilliant :D

>>8761477
No, but I've met some genuinely pleasant weirdos at bus stops.

>>8761483
Thank you, I grow weary of explaining social etiquette to a brick wall

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>>8761469
I have no more you don't have then I bet

>>8761452
I pick on you because you get snobby towards people over their perceived poverty as a welfare queen. ;P I also pick on you because I'm jealous of your whore hips. Idgaf if you're a stalker cuz I'm scarier than you anyways.

Also Valq likes me BECAUSE I'm bad, and like to be tied up or held down and punished for it.

>>8761439
>no other things but xy or xx

Don't ever speak to me or my ovoteste's estrogen again.

>>8761476
Facebook stalking someone is hardly meaningful. Literally dozens of people facebook stalk me.

Fuck, the police stalk me IRL. Idgaf about Shakira but maybe Mercury should (re?)grow a pair

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>>8761502
I didnt have that one either anon!!!

i hate wearing diapers...

>>8761486
Without daily reminders, mtfg will quickly forget.
It is a bit weird to see how autistic Shak is though, I'm starting to think she legitimately doesn't understand alot of things.

>>8761498
Maybe God doesn't want me to end up an addict so he made coke fuck my nose up every time I snorted it so I realized it's no good for me faster. If it wasn't for the sneezing and itching and runny nose I'd have probably kept going until I had no nose left.

>>8761509
Have you ever considered soiling your panties instead?

>>8761506
>newfag doesn't care when a good trip leaves
Mtfg was a mistake.

>>8761516
thats why im in them..

>>8761500
>No, but I've met some genuinely pleasant weirdos at bus stops.
fair enough

i prefer to meet my weirdos in /mtfg/ though, it's safer this way

>>8761506
>you get snobby towards people over their perceived poverty as a welfare queen
I already apologized for that, I didn't mean it in that way.
> I'm jealous of your whore hips
Umm thanks.

>>8761520
>someone leaves over getting facebook stalked

Sounds like a moron. Why would you let that happen if it mattered to you, and more importantly, why would it matter to you?

>>8761403
come on pan, talk to me

>replying to Shaqkira
Yeah back to muh reading

preemptive *hiss* because I KNOW he'll reply. Drug addict can't help it.

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>>8761523
But isn't the risk of being stabbed part of the adventure?

>>8761522
N I C E

>>8761536
You, you're my favorite new poster. Unless you're not new, in which case grats on tripping

>>8761542
>Elanna is a diaper poster
Cancel any plans we have

>>8761454
>>8761429
I can't afford everyday pills to the rest of my life. How much castration cost? Can I get it without gender dysphoria or some serious sickness?

help i think mtfg caused me to develop a diaper fetishist

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Well, there are cougars AND bears here now.

>>8761460
How did you not know? >.>

>>8761549
Wtf is it with diaper people here?

>>8761561
>board full of subhuman degenerates
>be shocked when they like pissing and shitting themselves too
I mean it comes with their territory.

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>>8761549
i maek messies xd

>>8761560
Well I was just fine and dandy until I said no one time and she looked at me like I was a drooling retard and said "Oh, not a hugger eh?"
My pride was hurt

>>8761559
fug
*help i think mtfg caused me to develop a diaper fetish

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>>8761568
I was wanting a hug because I was leaving the store and we had never hugged before and you didn't want to hug so what else was I supposed to do

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>>8761578
felt bad after tbqh

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>>8761573
I liked the first version better if I am honest.
I was wondering how youd develop a diaper fetishist.

unrelated:
IVE NEVER FAILED SO MANY CAPTCHAS IN A ROW
what is wrong with me

hi mtfg
did i miss anything

pathetic

>>8761338
That's kinda funny

She's made mention of how comfy it is suggestively

Multiple times

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>>8761565

>>8761550
I take fin and it's cheap; something like $50 a year here.
You might have trouble finding a Dr. to perform an orchi on you without medical reason. I think it's probably a $5000 operation, idk.

>>8761568
>saying no to hugs
waaaaat

>>8761550
Castration is thousands of dollars generally, assuming you can get a doctor to do it. But, without testes you'll likely develop osteoporosis unless you do some kind of hormone replacement, so that's no good. I can tell you're seriously distressed by your hair loss to consider such extreme measures, but DHT blocking pills really are probably the cheapest option without major complications.

>>8761500
I'm pretty glad I'm working and missed 8 hours of autistic bitch rants directed at me

Poor Shakira

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>>8761598
well...

>>8761609
dont you dare judge me Haribu

>>8761588
going in for a hug and getting rejected is a painful experience

you're a really mean person

>>8761598
Just people being mean to each other, nothing worth reading.

>>8761627
I actually felt really bad
She had even put her arms out and everything
I panicked alright

>>8761598
Pandora proved once and for all she is legitimately the worst poster /mtfg/ will ever have.

>>8761633
i'm not even elanna and i don't think i'll ever forgive you for that

>>8761633
that's too bad for you because elanna gives really nice hugs.

>>8761643
>>8761646
>I didn't hug her
>She gets offended
>Tries to slip me estrogen
Suddenly it all makes sense

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>>8761642
wtf is going on in this post

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>game of thrones food sample meme kiosk
>1 or 0 people in it at a time
>tetra and i get a sample and eat it beside the kiosk
>15 people crowd into it immediately

you're welcome HBO

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>>8761615
Personally I love those Miss Valentine.

>>8761642
Sincere autism.

>>8761635
Well, diaperfag is worse but Pandora is a strong second.

>>8761563
I'm literally not degenerate at all.

>pic related

>>8761656
>game of thrones food sample meme kiosk
Wait what?

>tfw you masturbate in the summer with all your clothes on and by the end you look and feel like you just ran a mile

>>8761656
Hi bexie

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>>8761664
they were promoting some free public viewing of the final episode or something, they even had a shitty 1/3 size attempt at the sword chair for people to take selfies in and presumably post to their social media with very specific hashtags

>>8761668
hello hello
tetra says hello too with a big wave

>>8761667
>tfw can't get off at all anymore
HRT fucked my libido up bad

>>8761652
maybe if you take just a little bit of estrogen, you'll be more receptive to hugging

maybe you can learn to love again :3

>>8761658
>.<

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>>8761674
Hi back!
How have you both been?

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does anybody know where to buy those things to shock yourself if you have a bad thoughf

>>8761689
Tell us your bad thoughts.

>>8761689
mike pence

>>8761676
no thank

>>8761675
>tfw no libido before hrt so nothing got fucked up

>>8761656
what type of food do they serve in a GoT kiosk

did they have the pigeon pie from the purple wedding

>>8761693
why would anyone say no to yummy yummy estrogen ?

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>>8761691
no. talking about them doesnt help but i think the shocking would

>>8761621
Only a little bit; between this and the ipa's though, it's not looking good.

>>8761646
truth

>>8761703
You'll only hurt yourself. Don't do it anon, I'm sure whatever you're thinking isn't even that bad.

>>8761700
That's for girls

>>8761708
Wow rude

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>>8761703

>>8761154
Miso is SOOOO nice, we don't deserve her here

>>8761703
>electroshock therapy is proven not to work
>CBT and generally talking about your negative thoughts is proven to work
>anon wants to shock the bad thoughts away anyway
ya dumdum

>>8761725
Shes the good girl this board doesn't deserve

But shes the good girl this board needs

>>8761720
being girl is good tho
: 3

>>8761725
I bought miso paste because of Miso

FUCK

>>8761754
maybe for you but I'm not a girl

>>8761757
me

>>8761726
>>8761713
im in fucking cbt and it doesnt help at all, ive hurt myself lots before and it has helped, so what's the logical conclusion we arrive at

>>8761762
tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies

>>8761762
yes u are :33

>>8761749
Nananananana BatMiso

>>8761764
Yes ma'am

>>8760204
Valq confirmed for being on her period

>>8761773
excuse me, pls do not yes ma'am me, i am a sub

>>8761789
Oh, actually I was thinking of setting up a harem, you're very welcome to join. Please bring your own dom though because our current dom count is 0 :(

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news: i'm gonna try to get into voice acting as a hobby

>>8761779
U_u

>>8761797
i,, donot have a dom
: (

>>8761798
That's awesome!