/gaygen/ Gay General: Nice and Happy Edition

>>8743531

You newfags can't even respect the trips I got for the nice thread

>>8743504
That's some bullshit though. Know for a fact no one is falling in love with my smile any time soon. I'll be happy in general, but fuck those illegally hypothetical persons.

>>8743547
Trying too hard.

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>>8743547
It's so sad that you're projecting this hard.

>>8743547
Who hurt you anon?

>>8743571
Trying too hard.

>>8743571
>why are gays disproportionately betas, ie not masculine, weak, inferior
because the only fags you see are the trannies and you don't suspect a masculine guy for being a faggot.

>why do gays have high pitched voices ? why can't you just speak like normal men? ? ?
because they're trannies/trannies-in-denial

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>>8743609
That's right! Now you're getting it.

my bfs cum was really salty tonight. like, much saltier than its ever been before.

>>8743609
literally yes you retard lmao

>>8743732
he's fucking someone else

>straight person does something stupid
>oh they're just being dumb not all straights are like this obviously heh
>gay person does something stupid
>gays are so pathetic and stupid and i hate them all

it's going to be like this for at least a couple more decades huh

>>8743978
Probably
>Out with the last few straight people I associate with
>Discussing the borderline illegal things they want to do to women
>"yeah my boyfriend and I are buying a washer and dryer combo"
>DUDE WE GET IT YOU'RE GAY STOP RUBBING IT IN OUR FACES

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>>8743978
My advice is not to take it personally, but if it gets over the top, do the same thing as them. Keep something that will hurt their ego.

>>8743978
Its like that with women and ethnic minorities, so yes, people are going to be prejudiced, stereotyping assholes for a while

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>tfw no bf

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>send a guy a message
>comes online and doesn't respond

>rinse and repeat with 5 different guys
>none respond

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I'm dating a really awesome guy and I really like him but I do ERP with a guy on wow for fun when he's not around
It doesn't count as cheating right?

>>8744985
it does

>>8743732
He needs more froot

>>8744381
Mhmm

>>8744985
A little

>>8744990
How? It's only with 1 guy

>>8744994
just my opinion doesnt mean its true or he'd think that or other people'd think that simple as

>>8744985
If you have to ask, then you know what you're doing is wrong
You're why people don't like gays. You get lucky enough to have a bf and you still have to slut around somehow

>>8744985
My boyfriend ERPes and I told him I didn't care. It turns out he always every time plays as a girl and that has weirded me out a bit.

>>8744994
Yes but it's still dishonest even if it is only one guy and not physical

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>It turns out he always every time plays as a girl
absolute state of gays

>>8745009
Guess I won't be able to lewd it up as a panda femboy anymoar

>>8744985
You are not dating anyone. Keep your roleplaying to WoW please.

>>8745018
>t. Boyfriendless jellyfag

>>8745016
>panda femboy
Fuckin furries

>>8745024
I'll just have to be my bfs irl panda femboy

>>8743531
Don't fuck with my precious gay sons, bruv. Pick on someone your own weight.

>>8745015
He's possibly bi.

>>8745026
I suddenly envisioned a cute naked boy wearing a panda ears headband

I don't know how to feel about this...

>>8745043
Pandas aren't thin tho
Not that I'm fat but I have some panda assets
Pls send panda ears

>>8745023
More like someone that has lurked wowg long enough to know that obese mentally ill greek furfags don't get boyfriends.

>>8745060
>Projecting

>>8745006
Seconding this

>>8745067
It's not projecting if it's true.

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>>8743504
Pick a clan. I want to see if my homies here have taste.

>>8745107
I like the sound of Gangrel.

>>8743504
Happiness is an illusion.
What is life without honor? We have lost what made us men; the battle for survival, and morality and a better world. All we are now are cattle.

> tl;dr, world's fucked and degenerate, why smile?

>>8745107
Tremere literal masterrace.

>>8744985
it's fine
it's like dating someone, but still messaging guys on grindr, camming on skype & sexting qts on kik/snapchat, grinding hot guys in clubs, etc.: that's not cheating as long as you don't cum in their boipussy.
... r-right?

>>8745163
You should smile because there are people out there who don't want you to, anon.

>>8745163
Did you cut off your balls???

>>8745163
people have lived through much worse get over yourself cunt

>>8745107
malk was my first playthrough desu

>>8743531
>it is the result of social engineering and chemical warfare
Because chemical warfare has existed since the Stone Age.

>>8745015
Only straight bi and trans guys play as girls.

I always play as a hot fit bearded dude.. and if I can run around in my underwear then even better.

>>8745015
>playing as a girl
Ewww.

>>8745412
oops >>8745007

choon lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJMjlAMasVY&index=2&list=PLDh5r_W7t1KUJQDhNS9KdPqTP1rgHHZXN

>>8745412
Yep. I always play as an ideal m8. It sucks that in a lot of games the nudity difference between the male and female is so vast.

>>8745412
>>8745426
He said he's probably bi but he's never dated a girl, only me.

Internalised homophobia saved my life

At work there's this big scary guy and he was asking me and the new hire if we had girlfriends

I lied on instinct and played my usual anecdotes and fabrication

The new guy said no and he said "are you gay"

He said no and they pressured him and pressured him giving him false security
And he said yes

I faked a face of disgust so I look legit

The next day he gets attacked by masked people outside work and gets a wrench over the head and is in hospital and the big guy and the guys are laughing about it I think they had something to do with it

I hate this country

>>8745924
what kind of third world hellhole

>>8745948
Going to bet either latin america, or eastern europe/russia.

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>>8745924

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iBdr2N7Dow

this is what i feel when all of you guys start slutshaming, judging people who don't wear condoms, etc

people who have sex are human too, you know?

>>8745965
>hey look everyone, I'm trolling!

yes, yes.. that's nice.

>>8745980
what makes you think i'm trolling?

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>tfw psyllium husk powder before bed + strong black coffee when you wake up = rocket powered dumps
>tfw completely empty and content with the world

it's great to be alive

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>>8743560
gosh, I wish I had this in my life
>>8744669
welcome to my life
>>8744985
he doesn't deserve you slut

>>8745994
>anon got on his electronic device
>went to 4chan
>you know what, people need to know about my poops today, after all it's the most important thing that happened to me this entire year
and here we are

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>>8745965
cry me a river, buy a boat, and sail down it till you find someone who gives a rats ass

>>8745987
because no legit faggot on 4chan would ever talk about "slutshaming" or being an aids riddled whore.
that shit is only brought up, continuously, buy retarded /pol/ faggots who want to fuck with tumblr types but can't comprehend that the faggots on 4chan are completely different people because they actually buy into "conspiracy theory" crap like there actually being a unified "lgbt community".

>>8745954
the way things are going could be regular america
or anywhere in fact

I hate the world

>>8746002
>anon got on his electronic device
>went to 4chan
>and actually believed for even one second that he was worth more than poop talk

you must be very lost and/or confused.

>>8745948
Poland

But I'm too scared to leave because the rest of Europe has Muslim terror attacks

>>8746027
i was right >>8745954

someone give me a dollar.

>>8746011
you've seriously got to get out more if the use of the word "slutshaming" instinctively makes you think someone is from fucking /pol/

if you don't want to call it slutshaming then fine, replace it with "talking shit about people who get laid"

you're exactly the type of person that comes here and posts about how "dem ebil whores are the reason peeple hate gayzz omg how do u DARE take prep and not use a condom SLUTTTT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE give me TENDIES", so fuck you

>>8746027
>too scared to leave because the rest of Europe has Muslim terror attacks
LMAO
your coworker just get violently attacked as soon as he admits he was gay, while terror attacks are random AF and quite rare considering the whole size of the Western Europe

>>8746071
Muslims are worse imo because they attack everyone

>>8746060
Actually I'm the type who comes here and talks about how I took a giant satisfying dump because I'm bored and killing time. I've also fucked like 200 guys, but I did it with a condom because I'm not a fucking retard. I get out plenty.

Still not buying your weak-ass trolling.

>>8746027
Please tell me you're joking or just coming up with fake reasons to not have to leave behind the life you know, because I don't want to believe people actually think the muslim terror attacks matter for 99.9% of people who live in western/southern/northern europe.

They get reported a lot when they happen, but if you look at it objectively, they barely kill anyone yearly. I'm willing to bet that all the muslim terror attacks in Europe combined kill less people yearly than eastern european homophobes.

>>8746027
you're more worried about hypothetical danger than actual danger?

>>8746083
>I'd rather live in this faraday cage with a sleeping bear that could wake up and kill me at any moment because if I leave then I might get struck by lightning.

dumb polak

>>8746117
DESU I prefer homophobes to brown people anyday


I can pretend to be straight and get by. I can't pretend to be brown so they will want to kill me no matter what

>>8746091
I don't want to live in a country with brown people and a police force that won't defend people

>>8746102
White homophobes are still better allies than brown people

<<8746133
>I don't want to live in a country with brown people and a police force that won't defend people

Confirmed falseflagger. Not giving you any more (You)s. Enjoy getting your skull bashed in while I enjoy my comfy life kissing qts on the street.

>>8746143
You're an Ignorant westerner who has never known real danger

Hope you die in a bombing and live disabled the rest of your life and in pain

>>8746143
Fuck off richcuck

>>8746158
This

>>8746133
I'm just replying to you since that guy tried to deny yous to you

I'll link it properly

>>8746117

>>8746133

>>I don't want to live in a country with brown people and a police force that won't defend people
>Confirmed falseflagger. Not giving you any more (You)s. Enjoy getting your skull bashed in while I enjoy my comfy life kissing qts on the streeet

>>8746164
>>8746158
get mad & clunches at your stupid racist fears, but I also kissed my bf for weeks & hold his hands, and never had a problem (in France, AKA "charialand" according to /pol/ lol)

>>8746158
Do you hate us for our freedoms?

<<8746158
<<8746164
How can )uoY( reconcile that I'm "an Ignorant westerner who has never known real danger" with my "police force not defending me" and me "living in a country with brown people" who execute "Muslim terror attacks"?

)uoY( just contradicted )uoY(rself. Idiot.

<<8746175
)uoY(

>>8746187
Go to paris refugee camps and Muslim neighbourhoods and try it then


To be honest the guys at my work are good

They did beat up a black American tourist so it shows they are heroes deep down

You're evil

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>>8746187
>tfw no French bf

>>8746202
You are sheltered because you only live in white areas yet vote left

Whereas all my country is all white and right wing because we know danger
But you will wake up one day and be killed by the Muslim government that takes over

>>8746199
I hate you because you give rights to non humans and black monsters

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>>8745924
>live in the deep south
>easy to get a gun
>concealed carry permits out the ass
>stand your ground law still stands
>tfw

>>8746205
The French won't exist in 100 years

It will all be niggers

I side with the polak

Race is more important than sexuality

>>8746225
This

Gay rights won't exist without white people

<<8746215
<<8746221
<<8746225
(Vous)

>>8746225
>"Race is more important than sexuality"
>not busy engrossing women to revitalize his own race, because he prefers to suck dicks
ha

>>8746221
>>8746225
>>8746244

>>8746251
I'm married with a wife and kids
I only come here as a secret

>meet qt at party last night
>blonde, tan and big brown eyes
>likes outdoorsy shit and dogs like I do
>shy and sweet with a very slight stutter
>dimples
>basically most adorable boy ever
>definitely get gay vibes off him
>but his dad is influential af in our town and is known as a crazy, old-fashioned/religious/conservative jackass
>he has been very outspoken about being against gays as well as other shit

I managed to get this qt3.14s number. On a scale of 1 to invading Russia in winter how bad of an idea is pursuing a relationship with him?

>>8746221
This is stupid.
White people have existed for thousands of years..
They aren't all going to disappear overnight just because Stormfront is trying to get likes.

>>8746279
>he has been very outspoken about being against gays as well as other shit
the dad or the boy?

Is it a good idea to have my first time sucking dick on Craigslist?

Will I regret it?

>>8746301
the dad, obviously
reading comprehension 3/10

>>8745924
Which country? I dread to think what it would be like to be trans there.

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>>8746279
be a mongol and destroy his ryazan

>>8746279
do it anon

>>8746280
Mass immigration has been happening for fifty years

London is 40% white

The same Stats are the same for many western cities

In France they banned statistics of that type because they want to hide the genocide

>>8746279
go for it and stick it to the dad so he knows he produced a faggot

>>8746301
The dad is. He's been pretty open to donating to the American Family Association as well as the Traditional Values Coalition and other similar organizations that have like, anti-gay shit as part of their practices.

>>8746316
Ha! Jesus you have no idea how much I want to, though.

>>8746318
Fuck I want to. I went ahead and shot him a text. He replied almost immediately so we're kind of chatting now.

>>8746335
That'd be such irony. But the fallout over his dad finding out would probably be massive. I couldn't do that to him. I really, really like him which is surprising because I'm not the type to get this attached this quickly. Or at all, really. It's only been one night and to be fair I was a bit elevated by whiskey, but I think I'm falling for him in a big way.

>>8746402
>Fuck I want to. I went ahead and shot him a text. He replied almost immediately so we're kind of chatting now.
Post the texts

>>8746279
>fuck son then blackmail him
>???
>$$$$$$$$$
>rent qter boy with money
thx me later

>>8746305
no
yes
did you try /soc/? anons are less crazy than craiglist posters...

>>8746459
There's not really much to post.
>I said 'hi' and he said it back and then asked if I was hung over since I was really drunk.
>I said no and asked him if he had fun last night since he's an inexperienced drinking
>he said he did but he woke up this morning really thirsty
>told me he was serious last night about us both going hiking on this trail neither of us have been on but want to go to
>we're kind of making plans to do it at some point now

>>8746280
Unfortunately, emotional manipulation is really easy and effective. Hence, post some images of crying white women and everyone suddenly goes "oh no".
French asians are super qt though
>>8746305
Yep. Go grindr.

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>>8746494
>about us both going hiking on this trail neither of us have been on

>>8746494
>hiking
he gon suk yo dik boi

>>8746553
We both like to hike, jog, go to the beach/lake so I'm hoping it's like an athletic version of Netflix and Chill, but if it's not then it's still cool. The trail is supposed to have some really scenic views and we're both bringing our dogs.

>>8746563
At the risk of sounding like a pervert he has a good mouth for it. We're both off this coming Monday so that might be a good time to suggest.

>>8746602
>I'm hoping it's like an athletic version of Netflix and Chill
boomers really do need to hop into the oven

>>8746613
>le edgy millennial

kek

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>>8746633
>le edgy
see >>8746613

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what physical features (other than dick/butt) do you find most cute

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>>8746602
that sounds lovely, and if his mouth just happened to find it's way around your dick well...

>>8746641
see
>>8743560

>>8746675
Los Anteojos

>>8746494
>us both going hiking
when my bf plans that, he implies to suck me as soon as a tree can hide us, and get down on his knees to be fucked at least twice in the day... just sayin'

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>>8746675
chest, lips, eyes, and eyebrows

>>8746675
SMILE & EYES

>>8746675
I find beards cute and a nice smile too

ad for sexy a pair of nice legs are very sexy

>>8746680
see >>8746202

>>8746613
I'm not saying there's anything wrong with Netflix and chill. I'm trying to say that even though it's a different activity I hope it has the same outcome. Calm down.

>>8746675
>smile/lips
>eyes
>collar bones
>backs (especially lower back dimples)

Legs can be pretty qt too. Especially when you kiss the inner thigh.

>>8746679
I hope I'm that lucky.

>>8746688
You're living the dream, anon.

Is it homophobic to be legit fearful but not hateful of some gay males? I had bad prison experiences, bad encounters at the mall... I have a problem with gay males who are violent.

also, more afraid of trans mtf's who still ACT male...

is it misandry of some sorts? is it rational?

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>tfw your straight friend that you have a crush on knows your gay and still teasingly flirts with you

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>>8746731
>gay males who are violent

Things that don't actually exist for $500, Alex!

>>8746731
it's perfectly rational to be afraid of violent people
>trans mtf's who still ACT male
not sure what you mean by this though

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>>8746688
knew I couldn't be the only one

>>8746759
i suppose dahmer and gacy didn't exist then

>>8746731
Why were you in prison? Also, was a bad experience rape or something or just getting beaten up? It seems odd to mention it when talking about gay males if it wasn't sexual in nature.

>>8746776
they were false flags to make people afraid of homosexuals.
same as silence of the lambs.
you're naive.

>>8746825
[citation needed]

you're naive if you think sexuality has any bearing on a person's capacity for violence

>>8746825
straight people are false flags to make gays think they are a minority.
dahmer and gacy were reincarnations of christ consciousness who could see through the alien matrix.
you've taken the blue pill.

>>8746843
you don't know any gay men if you think they are violent

>>8746854
you don't know very many if you think they are incapable of being violent

>>8746854
Gay men are just as capable of violence, my bf used to play football in high school and he played a part that wasn't really ok morally, they put him in to injure other specific players so they couldn't play.

>>8746782
Story:

long time ago, I argued with my mom before school and she refused to take me, she left ignoring my dozens of calls, I broke her jewelry in revenge, she filed something and I went to court but she forgave me and I changed, I still had to go to court and got sentenced to a psychological examination but there was no room in the hospital.

The moment I stepped in the holding cell a guy said "Oh hell nah" and the rest was intimidation. It wasn't sexual but I was told I'd be raped. Since then I am scared of everyone flirting with me, male or female, but especially stronger looking males. I was scared even when a girl touched me. Nightmares for months... Now I'm normal, I find it endearing when a gay person or female shows interest but still fearful of dangerous looking people.

>>8746762
idk, i'm not a terf but a female who was once a male acting male again is scarier to me than normal guy raging... I quit my first job because the manager kept raging if I didn't work fast enough, it legit taught me not to rage at people anymore.

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>>8746731
Is it misandry if women are legit fearful but not hateful of some straight men? Men are the majority of offenders.

>>8746906
This

Is it rational that as a male I try to look weak as possible to not make others fear me? just by being skinny and not dressing like a slob, and not indulging in man-talk.

>>8746897
So you went to jail, not prison? They aren't the same thing. All the same, I'm glad you didn't get raped, and I'm sorry you got so scared by the threat. It happened to me twice be males and once by a female, though the female time didn't traumatize me, but it's an awful thing to happen, I wouldn't want it to happen even to someone I hated, so I'm glad that didn't happen to you.

people really love them politixxx huh
apparently porn stars on twtter love talking politics too

>>8746933
Yes. Thanks <3 It was mostly my imagination though, they weren't saying as brutal things to me as what I thought up... overdramatizition.

>>8746993
politics is sports for middle class people.
this is literally why the maga baseball cap sold so well.
the upper class know that it is just a side-show to distract from the machinations behind the curtain.

>>8747035
>this is literally why the maga baseball cap sold so well.
true
honestly it wasn't even a well made hat, stop by chinatown and get the same if not better quality for $5

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>>8747035
It's not like you can do anything about conspiracies anyway.

>>8745107
Toreador, I'd make a harem.

>>8746724
>>8746724
>>8746724
you have to keep us posted. let is know if your cute crush sucks your dick innawoods

qts come visit Toronto I'll show you around this bussy

>>8747755
Something something public transportation you're a slut.

There's a joke in there somewhere.

>>8746279
In fairness, no one started the invasion during Winter.

So presumably to extend the metaphor there it will not be a bad idea in the short run but then the lack of future planning on supply routes and an aggressive scorched earth policy will leave you stranded in siberian conditions outside a burned down Moscow in mid Winter and your jingoist autocracy will be left in the lurch.

If I was a dr Seuss book I'd be fat in the cat

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>tfw cum in butt
>hold it there all day
feels good

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>>8746906
>>8746913
I fucking love man talk


And theres nothing better than walking into the gym and humiliating some gym bunny girls and numales by lifting 5x what they are struggling with


Be a man. Not a boy.

Bifag here. Is it just me or are gay/bi guys more critical of body image than girls are? I'm between 6'0~6'1 and 225lbs. I admit my bodyfat percentage is on the higher end and I believe I'm supposed to weigh about 180ish. I have no trouble getting girls. Of the 7 female sexual partners Ive had 2 were fat. I've recently been trying to hookup/date guys. The first guy I tried straight up told me I was too fat. I then tried grindr and everythings fine with face and dick pics but when they ask to see my body they either block or don't respond. Even other fatter guys do this. Am I correct in this observation? As a fat guy is harder to get guys than girls? Of course being overweight lowers your chance with both but are guys less receptive? If so why?

>>8748652
Didn't really read your post but you're correct that there's more body image issues among gay men. I think it has to do with the fragmentation of the community. I'm sure you've heard about the twin boyfriend meme and it's common for bears only to date bears, gymrats only to date gymrats, etc. The fat guy you talked to was likely just a diva

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>hanging out with group of friends
>one of them confesses that they let a gay guy suck him off ((he's straight))
>conversation then changes to dick sucking
>best friend, whom I have a crush, says how straight he is but doesn't know if he'd enjoy getting his dick sucked
>entertains the thought of it while boasting how straight he is
>mfw during the whole conversation as I sat in silence (they know i'm gay)
Did I miss my opportunity boys?

>>8748737
Nah. They were just teasing you.

>>8748652
Absolutely, and don't even think it stops at body fat

t. mildly melanin enriched average height guy with almost imperceptible facial asymmetry

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>hook up with a cute, twink-jock type

>Injure his butthole while inserting my dick in for the first time

I've been having sex for ten years. I should know how to do this by now.

>>8743978
i have an irrational hate for str**ght**s so it's probably fair enough for me

>>8748916
Maybe we can fuck each other?

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>gaygen is full of shitposting trannies who won't just kill themselves
>mascgen thinks that lifting is what makes you masc and calls everyone else a tranny

>>8749195
>>mascgen thinks that lifting is what makes you masc and calls everyone else a tranny
an upgrade from other boards where you're masc as hell if you fuck a trap, or if you suck dick purely to get yourself off but deny their orgasm...
honestly 4chan is just a mess frogposter

>>8749207
being masc is a state of mind
lifting and being swole isn't masc because you can still be a lisping faggot

>>8749195
>be me
>be lifter
>act all tough and tryhard
>bf runs a lot and isn't as strong as me but still is the dominant one and puts me in my place
>he's got a deeper voice and a more masculine face than me
>makes me squeal like a faggot when he fucks me

I really like it

>>8749232
>lifting and being swole isn't masc because you can still be a lisping faggot
as is typically the case because they wind up turning to lifting to compensate
there are just way too many bears/huge guys out there with some whistle tone voices tbqh

>>8749261
I don't believe in masc shaming, and I don't believe in fem shaming
i think both are huge catty faggots

>>8749261
I really feel guys do the right things for wrong reasons sometimes

You should lift and work out because it is good for you, makes you feel better and stronger, and makes you look more attractive superficially. Not because you want to seem all tough and manly.

What are you going to do next? Become a fucking oil rig worker or a navy commando for fucks sake lol just so you can seem "totes masc bro"?

>>8749285
The best "masc" guys are ones who aren't even aware of it

which is why we keep chasing str8 guys

>>8745107

>Toreador for Camarilla
>Lasombra for Sabbat(Tzimisce can be interesting too)
>Assamites for Indies

desu

>>8747718
Will do. Holy shit he's adorable, though. We've been texting each other off and on all day and I've kind of tried flirting with him a bit. He comes across as very receptive, but kind of unsure what to do about the whole thing. I wonder if he's inexperienced.

>>8747973
Noted. Ease up on the scorched earth policy.

>>8749291
Straight guys make me angry

>>8749309
i feel sorry for them
they get sucked into the black hole of poverty and emotional drainage called a vagina
they won't accept the pure love only another man can give

>>8749291
The stupid ones definitely

>>8749285
Yep.

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give bf or i'll firebomb the embassy

>>8749337
ill give bf but he's the suicide bomber to the embassy

>>8749195

gaygen seems pretty boring recently

at this point my old shitposting might actually improve the thread(although I no longer have the heart for it)

>>8749341

Why would he suicide bomb it, I just firebombed it. I don't want a bf that stupid desu I'll pass.

>>8746675
Lower abs. That trail of fuzz leading down to their pubes reaaally gets me going.

>>8748737
Nah. You would pick up on the signals if you did. If you get obsessed with the intellectual side of things you'll fuck things up.

>>8749307
The invasion force wouldn't be the one utilizing a scorched earth policy at all! I don't think you've quite grasped this metaphor you know.

It's very simple. You are Napolean and you're invading Russia. So that makes the land war romantic conquest. And the French Revolution puberty. And what I'm saying is if you try to take Moscow they're just going to burn it down. Putin's just like that, can't be helped.

18, blue hair, thin vegan, no police, hunters or racists.
Who doesnt want a bf who is a walking liberal meme
Oh right and i forgot illiterate sincehe hit me up and im in law enforcement and dont follow PC trends

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>when my gay friend who I am totally into is only interested in hooking up

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>depression

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>>8749794

>>8744985
>how to get (you)s
The post

>>8749768
I feel ya m8, lots of dudes just wanna fuck

>>8749850
Everyone wants attention.

I'm fiending for the (You)s too, bro. Hook me up.

>tfw just met up with a qt from Grindr
>He was fatter than his profile pic
>Loud(whole hall probably knows that I was hosting a gay hookup in my dorm)
>Cute voice but not very attractive
>I ended up not letting him suck my dick, and he nicely left, we didn't do anything
>Feel bad that I blueballed him
I just didn't want my first kiss/sexy time to be with someone I wasn't really attracted to. Did I fuck up?

>>8750086
no you did the right thing
it was his fault for not representing himself correctly in his profile

I wish I wasn't gay, considering how insanely stupid the vast majority of gays are, especially the sheltered degenerates thag browse this thread.

>>8750263
now without this shitty dog garbage

Why am I still being messaged by fems and guys over 38 if I put in my profile I'm not looking for fems or guys over 38?

>>8750287
Why 38 exactly?

>>8750243
You mean you don't want a relationship where your other half just casually fucks other people and doesn't have a loyal bone in his body?

>>8750446
Probably because he's 45

>>8750498
>>8750498
>>>8750243
>You mean you don't want a relationship where your other half just casually fucks other people and doesn't have a loyal bone in his body?
not same anon but yes, I wish 8 could cure my gayness just because of that, bunch of cock craving sluts and whores

>>8750263
this is so retarded seriously
kids these days SMHTBHBRUH
in the good ol' days , people were sharing butt pix!

>>8749610
Yeah I've never been good at playing along with metaphors. Especially if I've had a couple drinks. My mind is pretty much elsewhere now anyway.

I don't know what it is about this guy, but I find myself thinking about him, daydreaming and just generally getting the warm fuzzies over him more than any guy I've been interested in. Even other people have noticed that I'm grinning like an idiot all the time or seem distracted.

>>8743504
How many inches before you're officially big?

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>he regularly compliments your looks and takes screenshots of your snaps
t-thanks I guess

>>8750498
I just don't want to be stereotyped as a retard, because most gays are cringy stupid fucks.

ITT: faggots who hate faggots because they all agree that faggots are degenerate faggots while paradoxically believing themselves to not be faggots

>>8750243
>considering how insanely stupid I am

>>8750498
t. another insanely stupid sheltered degenerate

>>8750510
>I wish I could cure my cock craving slutty whoriness

>>8750885
nice bait, I'm not a fucking slut, fucking degenerate

>>8750830
do you dislike it?

>>8750888
no, you're just a fucking retard.
in this very thread you are surrounded by other shut-in r9k "nice guy" autist faggots who are just as repressed as you, but for some reason you act like you will never get a boyfriend who isn't "a slut".

maybe you should just stop trying to fuck whores.

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>>8750908
I don't duck whores that's the problem, every fucking guy I find is a fucking whore and a slut, this shit culture is so oversexualized that no one wants to talk to anyone anymore, they just want to say hi and then jump to the dick sucking

>>8750936
are you on some kind of medication that turned you into an old woman? if not you might want to consider going to the doctor and getting your testosterone levels checked.

regardless, as a normal healthy male who enjoys having sex, I met my last boyfriend off a hookup site and we had long endless conversations... after we fucked.

>>8750896
I don't know how to respond to it other than
>thanks :)
>y-you too

>>8750945
>If you're not a disgusting degenerate who hooks up with random STD factories, you're an old woman or have low testosterone

Wow, I bet that was a mature and healthy relationship.

Maybe you should evaluate why he was your "last boyfriend" and not your current one

inb4 some external factor to detract from the fact that anyone degenerate enough for casual sex is not relationship worthy.

Christ you faggots have zero self-awareness at all.

>>8750977
>I have a lot of excuses for being alone, and for why it makes me superior to everyone else.

I'm sure that gives you a lot of comfort.

So, should I get a dildo or vibrator? I've never had either before.

>>8751310
don't get either. real dick is superior and you can easily fuck your ass up with a fake one, which would make taking real dick less enjoyable for both of you.

>>8750755
it's love bro

>>8751310
Go for a prostate massager or a buttplug instead. Don't ruin your hole for an inanimate object.

>>8751347
>>8751571
Is it that common? I just wanted something small since I don't have any anal experience.

>>8751583
Unless you're sure you're going to get fucked by 10"+ cock, don't get a dildo for experience. Real dick is better. If you want to cum from playing with your ass, get a prostate massager.

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I love tonguing a nice butt... is that a thing tops or bottoms do? I don't really mind but I can't decide if that's submissive or not

>>8751776

Me and my bf both love rimming each other, for me rimming me it's a little more dominant, him rimming me it's a little more submissive for him because I usually get into a position where I'm sitting on his face.

>>8751860

err me rimming him for the first part.

>>8750263
this shit makes me wanna self-mutilate

>>8751860
I see
since I'm not sit on or like to be fucked,I guess I'm more dom

>>8749768
Hook up with him until he's your bf

>>8751978
I feel like that doesnt work

>>8751776
my bf wants me to do this but I'm hesitant, how did you work your way up to doing it?

>>8751984
Then tie him up in your basement so he's yours and yours alone.

>>8751990
But Im not insane or possessive enough for that

>>8751987

Let's see, first time me and my bf met we started cuddling, then he asked to see my dick and started sucking me off, then I think I said I want to rim him so I took my tongue, played with the outside, then finally started tonguefucking his butt.

It's not really anything that requires practice, just do what you think would feel best, obviously make sure he's cleaned out ahead of time.

>>8752006
so you were always into it or did you have to psyche yourself up at first

>>8752012

Years ago I thought it sounded gross, but eventually over time I warmed up to the idea to where I thought it was really hot and so I was really looking forward to it when we met up. It's really one of my favorite things to do to him, hearing him moan like crazy as I go super deep into him.

>>8745024
>Fuckin furries
I plan to :3

>>8745994
I prefer big, long, hard turds that take a long time to drop. They're nature's dildos!

>>8752020
>but eventually over time I warmed up to the idea to where I thought it was really hot

how?

>>8751987
he never really disgusted me, I have always been into anal: I can't resist to a nice (shaved) butt. I usually finger/tonguefuck for a long time until he's quite open, then I fuck my sub bitch after that, etc. >___>
but I only do that after we both took a shower & clean ourselves ofc, with guys I trust (virgins or bf): sweat is ok, poop or shit smell aren't.

>>8752056

Porn I guess and hearing how it was really enjoyable for people

I hooked up with a chubby Jewish guy with an 8 inch dick. He blew my hole out and I loved every moment. I can see why most gays turn size queen.

>>8752215
Shame about his dick.

>>8752303

True but I'm a slut for both uncut and cut.

>>8750086
Reporting back in. I am back on grindr. Dear god this is insane. Just moved out of mummy's and daddy's house to the middle of a college campus. So many boys, so many cute boys.

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Anyone here actually prefer small dicks?
>tfw no bf with 4.5 incher

>tfw life is empty and pointless

and yes

>>8752543

>>8752345
grindr isn't very good for your mental health desu. You're young and stuff so you're gonna do the hookup thing but then just drop it.

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>he wants to be fucked 3 times a day everyday
I-I don't know if I can do it...

(pic unrelated)

>>8752662
he's gonna cheat on you if you don't.

>>8752662
why the hell not?
sounds like a dream cum true to me.

>>8752662
I'll trade you. You get my lonely masturbating, I get your three times a-day partner. Deal?

>>8752668
but he said that he loves me :S
I'd be totally OK for 1 every 2-3 days desu Previous bf was almost asexual, so he was up for fucking twice a month... I got used to that

>>8752570
>grindr isn't very good for your mental health desu.
[citation needed]

>>8752662
If you're sexually incompatible with someone, that's a pretty huge issue. Money is the other huge topic that can horrendously ruin relationships.
So talk it out.

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I thought straights trying to hook up the gay friends they have was just a meme, I have a guy trying to get me to talk to some gay guy he knows who lives thousands of miles from me and who has a completely incompatible personality, just because he's gay. I never brought any of this up to him, he's trying to hook me up all on his own accord without my own input even. What the hell

>>8752782
Find a few pictures of the fattest ugliest hairiest shaved purple haired thick rimmed glasses feminazi cunt bitch looking girl you can find, like maybe from an instagram account or something, and show them to him and pretend she's a friend of yours and you want to "return the favor" of setting you up. Seriously over-the-top sarcastically stress the same bullshit logic he's using. Like "Youre both straight, you'd be perfect for each other!", "She has a vagina, you like those, what more could you want?"

Why are there so many straight girls on grindr now? Like every other person is just looking for a gay best friend

>>8752875

Eww faghags

>>8752662
I'm jelly. I'm lucky if the bf will go for twice. Sometimes he traps it because he's too sore after one.

>>8752952
>traps it
Taps out

>>8752952

My bf would definitely be down for multiple times a day, but sometimes his booty isn't the most cooperative.

I hate straight people.
But I HATE gay people!

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>tfw whnen no bf

TROOTOOTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8753001
tfw shitty bf but stuck with him is objectively worse

does mtf tranny x cis girl relationsships exist

>>8753088
>stuck with him
Hahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is This Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From Him Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

>>8753104
he has no friends and I'm not inhuman

oh and it was hell finding a bf so this is better than nothing I guess

>>8753111
That's fucking cruel. Just let him go and give him a chance to find someone who will actually love him.

>>8753143
sounds even more cruel to dump a legitimate autist who won't find anyone else in a good while

>>8753155
>a legitimate autist who won't find anyone else in a good while
literally me

>>8753111
does seem a bit mean
what's so bad about him?

>>8753170
same though...

>>8753155
forcing yourself to stay in a miserable relationship will blow up 10x worse than that every time

>>8752782
you won't be the first or the last catty 4/10 homosexual on earth

>>8753155
The only person you're being cruel to is yourself. The most importantperson in your life should always be yourself. Morality is weakness

>>8752875
They're retarded trenders
Literally google it, straight people are on grindr and getting upset when gays hit on them.
Straights are also going to gaybars for a better "atmosphere" and then leaving negative reviews because someone hit onthem

>>8753488
Seems more like you would hear more about stupid crap like that a disproportionate amount. So in reality I can't imagine those things happen too often.

>>8753499
It's not newsworthy
The only newsworthy things there are is if someone is attacking gay rights or someone iscoming out as gay

>>8753512
I don't think you understand how information proliferates. It doesn't have to be taken up by the BBC to be known.

>>8753519
Ok moran

>>8753530
Dumpass

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>working on improving myself and my life before trying for a new relationship
>going to take at least 3 more years before I'm where I want to be
>horny brain tries to talk me into dirty hookups every time I get horny

ugh.. stupid asshole.

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>order two pizzas to put one in the fridge because that makes transport free
>snap them to some people including the bf
>he goes "are those for you only??"

Grindr makes me want to kill myself

>>8755714
>snap them to some people
kys

>>8755714
well.. they are...

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>>8755748
Grinder makes me want to kill other people.
But then I realize that I'm taking everything too seriously and that my expectations are too high.
If I was walking down the street I wouldn't be attracted to everyone I see.
So why do I expect that to happen with an app?
It is just another version of the world.

So I just ignore the awful people the way I would if I saw them on the street and eventually I find some nice people I can talk to.
There are good people out there.
But it takes time to find them.

>>8755798
I think your new line bar is broken?

>>8745263
>it's like dating someone, but still messaging guys on grindr, camming on skype & sexting qts on kik/snapchat, grinding hot guys in clubs, etc.: that's not cheating as long as you don't cum in their boipussy.
>... r-right?
I need an answer /gaygen/: my bf seems already upset I watch porn: would be he mad & jealous if I tell him I'm sexting other guys, etc?

>>8756983
of course he would.
it sounds like he's quite a jealous person and it sounds like you don't care much about his feelings.
maybe you should break up with him before it escalates further.

>>8756983
It depends on the relationship you set up with him, most people assume that a relationship is going to be monogamous and generally don't like it when their partner doing that kind of stuff unless you talk to each other at the beginning and establish rules for fun with others

my bf loves watching porn with me but if he saw me grinding on people at a club or sexting behind his back he'd break up with me in a heartbeat

I'm going on steroids in 2 weeks.
Wish me luck.

>>8757214
DNP and sauna

>>8757214
AAP
A
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How it looks

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>>8757312
How it feels

how do i shave myself properly i dont use this thread usually but i dont get it it wont work

>tfw want a bf and a cat, but I'm in the closet and allergic to cats

Should I jump head first onto concrete from a high distance?

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>>8757312
>>8757323
>tfw don't know and will never know

>>8757403
get a dog?

>>8757403

catboy time

>>8757403
You could get a sphynx cat.

I think there are also other breeds that you can't be allergic to.

>>8757403
>allergic to cats
Isn't there a medicine for that?

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>>8757505
catboys!

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>come workout with me anon!

>>8757403
this is what I want and this is how I am :(

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Going back to college in a few days for my second degree.
Woo

>>8758460
If that image is meant to apply going to school at an older age it's not really an issue. People try to better themselves all the time. I didn't START a 4 year college until I was 24

>>8758460
>second degree
Why aren't you using the one you already have?

>>8758460
Woo.

Hey dudes I don't know how many oldfags still lurk or post under Anonymous around here but has anyone heard from gatchanon lately????

This is still a thing?

>>8758961
no

>>8758967
Does Ann still post?

>>8758977
no

>>8758980
What of the local watering hole, Senpai?

>>8758986
no

>>8758988
Do not lie to me gay boy

>>8758991
no

>>8758994
I miss our in depth talks anon.

>>8758996
suck my dick

>>8759004
The transition didn't take?

Red, most moved on to the discord group. Mascgen has one as does gaygen.

Mascgen is comfy and gaygen is chaotic, pick your poison.

i have a situation: im really into this dude, my friend's roommate. I've only seen him a few times and he's a bit of a shutin so I can't really see him socially- besides, I'm only distantly acquainted. how should i proceed?

>>8757487
Allergic to dogs too and they're much harder to take care of. Also scared of dogs.

>>8757723
I want a cat to cuddle.

>>8757735
No.

I'd the discord in op open to all lgbt or just you fags?

>>8759561
Fuck off tranny.

New thread, faglads!

>>8759571