/mtfg/ Male to Fenale General

first

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soft egg about to hatch

>>8743494
Hi who r u (:

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May you all be brought to justice for your crimes against nature

>>8743505
>>8743501

I'm lonely. If anyone wants to add me on Discord, my tag is Melody#3938. But please, no diaper autists or histrionics. I'm just another insignificant MtF.

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>>8743501
Drink bleach

>>8743503
Drink bleach

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>>8743505
egg

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>>8743506
Alright I'm getting sleepy

Better get my GAINS rest

>>8743469
I'm a stronk Christian boy, waifus are a sin and I don't have one

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>>8743512
this is you

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>stayed up all night playing persona 5
>slept 8 hours during the day
life is good

>tfw your gf went to bed super late so you'll STILL have to wait for her to wake up

>>8743520
Me too thanks

>tfw your waifu ruined your laifu

>>8743520
do you have a husbando, coworker-chan

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>>8743516
egg

>>8743505
Remember, Amy, we are the Forsaken.

We'll show you what we think of your 'justice'. :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch4rc5W4dKY

Anybody older than 25 wanna be friends? Lonely but wise trans woman here. I only have kik and skype.

>>8743532
It me

>>8743544
No, even more sinful

>>8743545
what is it with trannies and computers?

>>8743537
>tfw your waifu ruined your laifu by not letting you kill yourself
i cry (every time)

>>8743501
D'awwww!!

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>>8743544
In the season finale we fight to the death for affection of Jarrod-san

>>8743557
>tfw your waifu ruined your laifu by threatening suicide and emotionally manipulating you

>>8743553
>No, even more sinful
jesus died so you could sin, might as well make the most of it

>>8743562
Hope I lose tbqh

>>8743550
Why do I have to be older than 25?

>>8743569
I guess you don't. I tend to get along with older people better though.

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>>8743522

>>8743562
can matthew's hand in marriage be the consolation prize, i don't want coworker-chan to end up lonely

>>8743574
I'm 22 and I have no friends. What's your Kik?

>>8743567
If I win u take the pillz

>>8743563
hugg anon

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>>8743582
>If I win u take the pillz
Yes, this

>>8743582
Rather die

>>8743579
Rather die

Which trips are juggalettes?

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>forgot if I take my estrogen
>take it again anyway

If I was a girl I'd be pregnant a lot

>>8743580
Pxndie

Which trips are hentai addicts?

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>making pizza
i am ascending to my final form

>>8743593
They feel amazing though

>>8743607
hi i'm a manly man and i love hentai & sissy hypno
what's up??

>>8743597
asian women dont get pregnant
they reproduce through mitosis

>>8743619
what tags do you like

>>8743626
#sex #pornography

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>>8743607
It's how I got into this mess

>>8743619
>manly man
>agp
anon...

if you're going to be depressed at 40+ remember all females turn 40, 50, 60+ so just stop, enjoy yourself and then accept the curtains closing...
bravo, anon!
*throws rose at your feet*
you did all that! what a life you've lived

just bow out while I cheer until the stage lights go off for good

>>8743617
No thank

>>8743636
well and it's normal for those females to also get depressed dealing with aging, nobody really takes it well

>>8743626
guro, bestiality, incest, ntr, castration, and tentacles
uwu

>>8743634
stop invalidating my identity
i am a big strong daddy gf :(

#cooking #happyfamily #forcedfem #defenders

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>>8743632
Can we cuddle and watch hentai together?

>>8743636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mv82_BvKjw0

>>8743648
Isn't elanna straight now

I hear she's straight now

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>>8743632

>>8743600
I messaged you.

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>>8743654
You can join too.

>>8743632
She has a tattoo on her forearm that says
>Sempai in the streets, hentai in the sheets
It's embarrassing to be near

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>>8743648
owo

>>8743654
No I not I like both

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>>8743644
>ntr

>>8743665
>full on bi scum

Oh

Ohhhh

>>8743662
faye is not for elanna, faye for FFS, SRS and a boyfriend

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>>8743668
(i don't actually watch hentai)
that being said i am a literal cuck (cuckquean?)

>>8743646
I have two of those, hoping to have three.

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>>8743669
I like pretty people
And boobs

Which trips Orthodox Christians?

>>8743684
Das ghey, grocie

Which trips spend too much money on gacha games?

>>8743685
it me, it me. i can be your slav tonight

>>8743691
Me

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I need advice on what to do with my life now that my plans for the next 2 years have been erased

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>>8743689
Gay is ok

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>>8743703
>blue pill on tongue
feed CC estrogen like that

Which trips have repeatedly tried and failed to learn a new language?

>>8743700
meet your old boss, probably better than your new boss

>>8743700
open a small korean food store selling imported goods to gwailous

>watching defenders
>realize your boobs look just like sigourney weavers
>realize you're the same height

Weird feel

>>8743712
it me, it me!

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Which trips listen to jpop?

>>8743713
wut

>>8743715
no

>>8743712
I tried once and became fluent
>>8743720
Kpop

>>8743712
I tired to learn French, Spanish, and Japanese.
Failed all.

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>>8743703
It's not okay, I have to electrocute you now. RIP Lannü

>>8743721
become an uber driver

i'm learning body language desu
it makes people scream

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>>8743711
No
Although I do unironically want to make out with someone and share estrogen. Seems just the right level of degenerate.

Which trips don't know how to deal with their emotions?

>>8743718
I don't think she has moobs like you.

>>8743733
AGP
G
P

Which trips download lots of movies and never get around to watching them?

>>8743700
go to makeup school and then hairdresser school and then become a camwhore so you can become edie 2.0

>>8743735
it me, it me!

>>8743724
''Jaye"pop

Sorry...

>>8743735
Elanna

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>>8743740
Yes, and? There is literally nothing wrong with AGP

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>>8743729
I can't for the same reason I got kicked out of my other job. Car doesn't have 4 doors.

>>8743733
uwu

>>8743742
Costs too much and I need an immediate solution.

>>8743607
Define addict.

>>8743750
>There is literally nothing wrong with AGP
that's not what my pastor said when i asked him about it and showed him this thread

Which trips don't know how to drive?

Which trips are going to be locked in chastity before the end of the night?

>>8743755
M-me...

>>8743751
>Costs too much and I need an immediate solution.
pay for it with your pizza delivery money

Which trips watched Naruto unironically?

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>>8743754
Maybe you shouldn't listen to your pastor.
Maybe we should go back to my place

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>>8743755
me sort of
but i got my pratice permit and i've been prtaciing everyweekend so i can do a real drive bymyself soon :)
>>8743759
my diapers are basically chastity cages but more comfier and cute

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>>8743755
>not knowing how to drive
>not exploring the open roads

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Which people here only eat plain cheese ore cheese and peperoni pizza

>>8743764
I make like $80 a week off that.

>>8743755
it me, it me!

>>8743765
i-it me :(

>>8743769
pls dont bully me

>>8743750
>there is literally nothing wrong with predatory hons

>>8743765
I totally didn't do that, that'd be retarded, I am also not watching Boruto either.

>>8743761
you can walk across NZ tho

which trips are transgender women

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1. Look for some warehouse job and save up money
2. Spend like $1000 and renew some licensing for a job better than a warehouse job then save up money
3. Move out of state and then look for a job there

Which should I do

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>>8743779
Don't talk shit about my lifestyle

Which trips have had incest dreams?

>>8743766
>>8743754
Don't trust her, she'll steal your wallet and pump you with estrogen

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>>8743766
i've been preparing all my life to let jesus into my heart, but i haven't done any preparation for letting anything else into any other part of my body

>>8743783
it me, it me!

>cure dsm5 definition of mental illness
>now anons move onto namecalling us predators

get real.

How do transbians date? Where do I even start trying to find anyone friendly ;-;

Which trips have large music collections?

>>8743782
True

>>8743783
I don't like this game anymore.

>>8743785
Become a girl.

>>8743785
1 or 2

>>8743799
just meet people lol
>tfw you've dated three /mtfg/ trips

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>>8743794
sorry but its true. agps being predatory needs to be said more because they are the ones ready to hurt people. :(

>>8743806
iktf

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>>8743790
Just relax and let the feeldo do the work

>>8743807
i'm watching you now, missy.

>>8743806
But how do I find out someone even is a lesbian >_>. I'll approach random women and they'll turn out to be straight… and now what…

>>8743789
she can steal my wallet if she wants, it'll only make her poorer for possessing it

>tfw severe mental illness that ruins your life

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>>8743802
No can do

>>8743805
It's a pretty poor idea to move when I'm broke and unemployed but I'm kind of fed up with Texas and it's really hard to get a job here as a mid-transition unpassing tranny.

>>8743819
more like
>tfw self hatred and lack of self-acceptance that ruins your life

>>8743819
we call that mana poisoning around these parts

>>8743819
Ayyy buddi join the club.

>>8743819
Upvote

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>>8743810
are you a predatory agp trying to stalking me :(

>>8743786
What's the name for a female hon?

>>8743794
Have you seen the dick worship lately? We even got one admitting to exhibitionist fapping.

>>8743811
>IRL
oh yeah i have actual autism so i have no idea how to date people irl, let alone talk to them
hahahaha

>>8743819
it me, it me!

>>8743812
She has magic wallet powers. She never touches mine but makes me poorer anyway

>>8743806
online """relationships""" are not dating

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>>8743809
some streets aren't wide enough for two-way traffic, if you're following my trail of breadcrumbs here

>>8743830
la hon

>tfw no gf to push estrogen into my mouth with a kiss

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>>8743842

>>8743847
mommy

>>8743821
i walked into the amazon warehouse in seattle wa to ship out packages of dildos or whatever those repressors buy online.

they were like 'oh ur background check says you were charged with a felony and pleaded to a misdameanor. get out.'

if you're clean and no weed in your system, you could get a min wage job.

i'll smoke you some dank dank if you're into that though.

>>8743828
yup. say he did nothing wrong.

>>8743830
>exhibitionist fapping.
like, 'can't hide from big brother anyway' fapping or 'let's open the curtains and fap on the front porch'?

>>8743837
you should be saving up your money instead of getting bullied by elanna into buying her drinks

cute girly clothing ain't cheap, don't you know :3

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My stepfather probably thinks I'm a huge fag
>bright colored cute socks
>only use women's soaps/deodorant/etc. to smell nice
>wear women's clothing
>like children's cartoons

>>8743837
You offered to buy in light of how I'm poor right now don't you go guilting me about it ;-;

>>8743856
I'm gonna make her but me a Waifu body pillow to even us out

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>>8743855
I need a lot more than minimum wage to survive in Seattle. I was thinking Portland anyway. I could make like $4000 a month in Seattle but it'll make me jump through a lot of hoops I really don't want to.

>>8743859
Maybe he thinks you are a girl?

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>>8743855
apparently camming for your gf is exhibition now >:?

>>8743859
idk if guys even notice that stuff all that often desu.

>>8743862
Lannu pointing out the real predatory abuse.

>>8743849
pls no, it'd be like trying to push a sausage through a lug nut

>>8743863
who's going to be on your waifu bodypillow? :3

>>8743867
only if ur gf is a leaker.
stop dating puffy.

>>8743871
>dating puffy
blocked

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:)

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I can't find my unlucky poker chip I got from Vegas

where is it

>>8743862
It's half the fun!

>>8743866
If he does he's never shown a hint of thinking that
I'm just tempted to leave my bottle of E on top of the bookshelf in my room (literally the first thing he'd see if he looked towards my desk) and see if he says anything
>>8743867
True. But I like how nice I smell, I hated all the guy stuff and the shampoos would make my hair shitty ;~;

>>8743864
i hear alot of mtf go to portland and alot of cis lesbians move to seattle. but idk. i see multiple mtf every time i leave the house. they get wierd if you notice tho.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seattle_Freeze

that is real and it sucks.

before i knew about trans topics, i just knew that oregon was full of meth druggies and hippies. it's always been an unappealing state to me having grown up in eastern WA

>>8743847
what about a boyfriend who would inject your butt?

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>>8743870
I'm sure that lug nut would feel reaaaaally good though

>>8743878
i have an anti dandruff shampoo that makes my hair really nice but idk
i don't know shampoos at all ;~;

Progesterone is the fucking devil.
I keep catching myself daydreaming about the fuckbois at work pinning me to a wall. I swear I had an orgasm just from fantasizing while leaning against the bathroom stall.

Boys are gross tho.
They don't have soft buttes and pooch chests

>>8743870
I don't know I'll let Elanna choose

>>8743886
*pooofy chests.
Autocorrect

>>8743886
tfw every now and then you fantasize about a guy screwing you even though you don't like men
help ;~;

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>>8743828
Where did the agp touch your diappy?

>>8743864
>I need a lot more than minimum wage to survive in Seattle
where were you two hours ago lol

>>8743878
I've left worse things on my bookshelf for my dad to find >->
...not on purpose of course, but still

>>8743881
>Seattle freeze.
So, everyone is a skittish tranny, then.

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>>8743892
What are you even talking about of course boys can have those fagot

>>8743900
shrug
i don't get treated badly. ever. even in eastern wa now i wear grill clothes there and NP.

....i don't let people prep my food out of my eyesight.

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>>8743881
I don't really mind if people are dicks. After living all over the world, I've found that the Southern USA is the most hospitable. Both west and east both having some of the absolute worst people and cultures in the world, barring Africa and some parts of Southeast Asia.

The main appeal of Seattle to me is a lot of things, but the people aren't one. The jobs there, the geography and plethora of conveniences and such. I can go hiking and fishing every weekend and all. But making a living there would be a lot harder. I really don't want to work at Starbucks for $9 an hour and have to pay a $1200 a month rent alone.

I'm okay with people being standoffish and reclusive, I prefer them that way.

Portland was my second choice. Cheaper, not quite as nice, but still tranny friendly enough -- supposedly.

>>8743899
Lel
This is why I threw my sex toys away before I moved back
>>8743885
I don't either desu
I just cycle shampoo and anti-frizzy conditioner

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>>8743897
i got touched on my sasuage and egg :(
>>8743886
actually if a boy is a bit overweight he will have a bute and a his chest and tumme will be fat

>tfw no gf

>>8743886
Yes, yes. It's all the hormone's fault. Good transyim.

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>>8743884
i have no desire to find out - my housemate took a schlong up her poo-pipe once, and she walked like a cowboy about to duel for a couple of days afterwards

i am the inserter, not the inserted

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>>8743910
i-iktf...

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>>8743908
>tfw my sister found my buttplug once but had no idea what it was

yeah i have an anti dandruff shampoo and a regular nice shampoo i cycle between

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>>8743902
.....none around here I'd let close to me.

>>8743918
let's be gfs

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>>8743915
>i am the inserter
Oh?

>>8743906
add me on discord Usury#3381 ilu

i tried getting a fishing license this year because i'm living on a lake and it's season. they wanted my social security number to get the license rofl.

i'm wondering if i'll have to give it up when i get a ticket.

i'm all over the state though, it's gr8 outdoors.

>>8743915
>"do I wall like a cowboy all the time?"

I'm living in San Francisco and want one of these tech dudes to reprogram me into a woman with their cock. I feel I won't break out of my tomboy phase until I'm made into a woman. Unfortunately a lot of them are beta males.

On the bright side I'm getting close to upgrading to a B-cup at 6 months. I just wish I had a boyfriend to massage them for me since they are always sore.

Is it bad that I want a boyfriend for the sole purpose of making him submit to me by sucking and fucking him until his mind breaks?

I've always resented my own, but recently I'm craving a thick white cock to suck on and to rub in between my buttcheeks. I just love warm cocks touching me full of love.

>>8743924
W e w

>>8743906
>9 dollars
Never mind. Another idiot.
>Portland
>cheaper

>>8743909
Did any yolk come out?

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>>8743929
W-what anon? Why would anyone want to do that?

>>8743938
>tfw boy who works off Montgomery street

Hmm

>you used to be friends with alines
how far we've fallen

family guy damn daniel white genocide meme

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>>8743930
stop posting lewd anime faces - elanna is for being mean to, not for being lewd with

>>8743948
>tfw you used to have friends
Growing boops was more important

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>>8743931
I won't be moving any time soon.. I can't make a living in Texas, nevermind Seattle

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>>8743938
agp! get out reee!
agp! get out reee!

>>8743958
Idk, angry, shook, furious&emotional lannü is pretty cute

>>8743959
i never had friends desu
except for the guys from the russian church who pitied me

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>>8743958
Elanna is for filling with penis

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good morning

>>8743965
Why aren't you sitting in their laps rn?

If Elanna lewd posts again I'll share her terrible secret

>>8743963
you're too perverted to make logical decisions about these things

i bet you'd run into a tornado if you knew it'd pin you against the wall and tear your clothes off

i'm actually into becoming a trns or even crossdressing but since I am black it's basically pointless.
Even black women barely look female
I'm jealous as fuck of other passable traps tho

>>8743948
>tfw you used to be friends with Pandora but she killed you with a rock

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daily reminder by hsts allliance

>>8743970
>russian church
i 100% cut off that group once i started transition lol

>>8743975
i mean, you can still pass as a black woman? why not try

>>8743976
you threw the first stone

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>>8743967
i'd rather beat you like a red-headed step-child

just stuff you into a burlap sack and wail on you with a stick like you were a bag of unwanted puppies

pingas

>>8743989
tomorrow I'll

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>>8743988
>beat you
>stuff you
Oh god anon pleaseeeee

>>8743971
owo whats this

>>8743988
Aren't you in love with Valq Anon ;)

Elanna!?

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>>8743974
Idk, psure I know what cute is

>lewd posting
She actually hates anime. She told me she thinks it's "cultural Marxist propaganda to turn young boys into girls"

She also hates Kurisu

>>8743999
ANON!?

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>>8743995
stop being lewd

the only thing i want to shove inside you are dual glue guns to close both your buttholes up and prevent sinful passage

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>>8744009
I would absolutely love having your glue gun stuffed in me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8

>>8743975
>gota pass
zzzz
the first (adult aged) offline trans person to make eye contact and giggle with me was a person of colour. and she recognized me the second time i saw her. if you have a fun personality (you know, the non white kind) then plz be a transbian.
>mrw will never roflmao like i used to until i get new friends.

if u need to trans for ur health. mental or physical, do it.

>>8744012
>(you)
Holy shit

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>>8743985
This is the most convincing a black trans can look like imo. Still barely passes

>>8743974
c-can you tear my clothes off too

>>8744015
Should I play that game? You and a few others seem to really like it

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Today I heard that you're only a real woman if you have periods, without the guts needed for monthly bleedings you're just pretending to be female. Is this true?

>>8744018
that looks pretty female to me
the problem is that people confuse "being pretty" with passing

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>>8744020
It's a wonderful game, I adore it so much.

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>>8744012
you're worse than an unspayed cat

>>8744018
>jealous you've never eaten off tableware that nice.
i'd eat my tit skitz melted in with lannu's cum drops, right off her tits.

>>8744029
something something spaying her pussy

>>8743985
I"M SORRY, I WAS CONFUSED! I THOUGHT THAT WAS HOW YOU MAKE FRENS!

>>8744020
Most definately

>>8744035
so this is why you like chara so much >:(

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>>8744021
I take birth control & I don't get my periods, does this count?

>>8744019
>>8744031
cease this ribaldry

this is a civilised place for intelligent discussions

>>8744026
I'll download it tonight I guess

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>>8744044
You will buy it, right anon?

>>8744040
but anon i'm lewd and my boobs need succ

>>8744045
Try and stop me Anon

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>>8744048
I mean, I'd just buy it for you, but money's tight lately. You'd be the 5th copy I've given someone! Maybe in a couple weeks when my bank account has recovered I can~.

i poor pigs blood all over my crotch every month to feel like a real wo-man

the monkey said cheek cheek cheek cheek cheek

>>8744051
Thats kind but no thanks.
I'd buy it tonight but SOMEONE really wanted a tofu peanut wrap

>>8744024
Looks pretty fake tits and Muscles to me

is it normal if you want to be anon's daughter gf but you also want to be her daddy gf?

>>8744055
>I'd buy it tonight but SOMEONE really wanted a tofu peanut wrap
stop being friends with that person

>>8744061
Nah

>>8744038
B-but I don't though.

I just get confused very easily.

>>8744060
somethin somethin sheets and streets.

>>8744051
>You'd be the 5th copy I've given someone!
do you own shares in the dev's company or something?

save your money and buy cute airsoft stuff or something instead

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>>8744039
I heard that if a woman takes birth control to temporarily cancel it out still counts as a 'real' woman. She still had the needed inner organs and said organs would go back to working normally(monthly bleeding) if she stopped taking pills. Male to females don't have this ability so does this make them just pretending to be female? Like a gay crossdresser? I have nothing against gay crossdressers, I'm just asking.

>>8743947
Yes how did you know!

Now I feel embarrassed because you know I am a cock fiend, I'll never be able to stop thinking if this.

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>>8744029
Spay me mommy

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>>8744067
I just love the game that much that I wanna share it with my friends and support the devs! I bought a vinyl release of the soundtrack, too! I might get pic related's shirt

>>8744056
i only looked at the face :(

>>8744066
;~;
but what if you want to take the sheets to the streets

>>8744065
but you're her best friend
you've practically admitted it

>>8744075
>That shirt
wew

>>8744076
Is memes lmao, I barely talk.

>ywn mod your benis to have cat hooks so you can be a real cat girl

y even give it up if she can't hold you down.

I want mommy to make me bleed

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Girls sorry to pass by but... any advice on how to lose weight being a neet? ;-; is interminent fasting and healthy foods enough?

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>>8744082
You also have to exercise.

>tfw no autistic transbian gf

>>8744075
excessive spending is a symptom of bipolar disorder during manic phases, but i'm sure i'm not telling you anything you don't already know

I want to OD
but I can't stop thinking about that stomach pump video shakeria posted a few days ago

>>8744088
I hear Elanna is available

>>8744082
corsets

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>>8744082
Start going for walks or runs.
>>8744089
I'm not sure I'm bipolar anon, and I don't think me giving my friends a $15 game is excessive. Especially when 2 of those were on sale.

>>8744088
h-hi anon, it me....

>>8744089
i typically only spend a lot when i'm depressed, though ;~;

>>8744090
hugg
it's not really a good idea
unless you just -mildly- OD as an excuse to go to a psych ward

>>8744091
I'm not taken but I'm not available either

>tfw will never be as cute as elanna

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>>8744070
Probe us and find out, bb

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>>8744072
i'd neuter you, but brassard beat me to it - not that it seems to have helped your libido much

and i'm not a mommy

>when you've autistic

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>>8744106
itkf :(

>when you fluttershy because you finally where you belong.

>>8744095
>I'm not sure I'm bipolar anon, and I don't think me giving my friends a $15 game is excessive.
yes, but FOUR times? and buying a vinyl soundtrack?

whatever you are, it's certainly very silly, and also clean your room

>>8744100
That's a low bar

>>8744105
Oh, you're a daddy? :3

I have a plan

I'm not sure if it's a good one though

>>8744095
Lil Anon confirmed game Dev shill

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>>8744112
Fuck you, let me have my fun! Sometimes I just want something physical from something I like. I can't really buy a boxed copy to put on a shelf, and since I listen to the sound track so much I had to have the vinyl.

>clean your room
What? No. Never. I'm busy researching things. Girl things.

>>8744115
I'd love to buy someone Valhalla, It's just that good. I just don't know anyone.

>>8744112
What game are you guys talking about?

i still play phantasy star online (offline) (on) my dreamcast.
maybe anon will jam out to the vinyl for ages.

>>8744121
phantasy star 0 on DS was really fun desu

watching anime alone at 1 in the morning

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>>8744102
I can't probe through the internet. Just tell me how you feel. Do you think yourself as a real woman, honestly and truly? Would you even want periods that go with a 'real' female body if you were given the chance?

>>8744117
Clean your room

soccer mommy

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>>8744120
http://store.steampowered.com/app/447530/VA11_HallA_Cyberpunk_Bartender_Action/

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>>8744126
saem

>>8744113
i'm neither, i'm just a mean person, you dumb, sex-craving labdyke

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>>8744142
I love it when you hurt me

>>8744142
>the post that I feel will make me pay more attention to the style in which I type.

>>8744136
That looks horrible.

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>>8744133
I will, I will.
>>8744150
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Your loss

>tfw your dog was yr only friend and she died

>>8744117
>Fuck you, let me have my fun! Sometimes I just want something physical from something I like.
okay fine, but if you start sending money in thank you cards to the devs and buying all your friends expensive gifts for no reason, i'm going to be very concerned

How do you unlove someone?

>tfw no girl to insert phallic objects into your anus

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Cities: Skylines is the most fun I've had with a game in a long time

>>8744154
i don't think you can
you can just become bitter and jealous until the love is hate 90% of the time
but then you stop hating them and start missing them sometimes :(

>>8744151
You better
I'll filter you and block you forever if you don't

>>8744154
do this >>8744155

Im so scared my relationship is gonna fall apart somehow. these last two months have been like a dream I don't want to wake up from.

why is my hair always falling out

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>>8744127
Der senpai,
If transwomem menstrated, theyd be producing their own E.
Everyone I'm in contact with treats me as cis... Even cis girls get a little too personal about period talk. But, eyyyy....
I'm a superior being who's seen both sides

>>8744169
it's normal for up to 100 hairs to fall out a day
don't worry
>keep picking up hair balls off my floor

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>>8744147
it's not hurting if you like it

stop making bullying sexual anyway, it's supposed to be emotionally crippling and leave you feeling like deflated balloon that used to be filled with farts

>>8744166
if yew wakies wakies you can setup a comfy bed for your partner before night nite.

wow i said that about 20 years too young.

someone please suggest netflix anime to me? i enjoyed madoka magica.

>>8744171
>Even cis girls get a little too personal about period talk. But, eyyyy....
omg that's great
i really want to be seen as a cis girl eventually desu.
though idk if i'll ever get over my aspergers.

>>8744082
You don't have to exercise - but you should to stay fit and toned (if youre especially overweight you might have weird sag marks if you dont exercise too). But pure weight loss, as in less numbers, just eat less, don't fast intermitently, you need schedule. Since you're a NEET, skip breakfast (or just eat an apple/banana), eat a lunch like 2 sandwhiches, or a bowl of cereal, or an egg on toast, that kind of size. Then eat a decent dinner and sleep, no dessert no snacks. The #1 trick to losing weight is literally never snacking, if you eat it's one of your major meals.

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This is my waifu Misato Katsuragi. Please say something nice about her.

>mfw the bullying abuse can't penetrate the paradox that is us.
>mfw will never be sweet dommed into border hopping to get glue gunned.

>>8744175
But bullying is inherently sexual if you're freaky like me

>>8744184
B-best girl.

>>8744114
What's the plan?

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>>8744153
I would be too. But no, I need to continue to buy girl things so that won't happen. Got a bunch of different stuff I wanna get for that, and my name change...
>>8744160
Oh no.

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>>8744171
>Even cis girls get a little too personal about period talk.
Tell me about these conversations.

>>8744186
hi i can be your bully tonight

>>8744192
It's a very serious threat

>>8744180
spot on. i may add eat high fiber dinner so you feel full. remember the size of your stomic.

*continues the adderall diet*