/mtfg/ - male to friendly general

>>8734764
>>8734764
>>8734764
use this thread next i guess??

First for triggering.

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I think you're worth it Anon, even if you don't

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>>8734760
You really should get some big thick hipster glasses, you'll never go back.

COME ON AND SLAM
AND WELCOME TO THE JAM

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>>8734760
Idk metal frames look weird on women most of the time. Just go with the SJW look unless another frame looks like really good on you.

>tfw want to transition so i can make all of the taboo jokes like elanna and get away with it
kek

t. repressor

>>8734760
>dipping fries in ice cream
WORRY

>>8734793
Well according to her its already probably too late ;)

>>8734789
is that a franzi

>tfw stupid ignorant barbarian wholly alien to european notions of cuisine requiring to be constantly educated by continental gf

>>8734799
That's a franzi in its unnatural habitat, a Paris bakery in Seoul

>>8734806
holy shit FFS did her good, I'm jealous. She's so tiny, too.

>filter pandora
>miss the first thread
welp

>>8734775
>says to use other thread
>doesnt delete the one she made

>>8734798
what's too late?

>>8734806
how does one qualify to be called "it"?
and her fingers don't pass, sorry

>>8734811
Ooh clover forgot my trip again reee
> im a tiny 179 cm girl :^)

>>8734812
Why would one filter Pandora the great and powerful?

>>8734813
>next

>>8734789
franzi a qt desu
i hope my ffs works out nearly as well, but i'll probably get a discount surgeon so

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>>8734793
Joke?

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first for posting nicoles hon face hahah

>>8734828
you missed the burch intermission
those were strange, angry times

>>8734827
Oh shut up, your shoulders and body and just everything is tiny, who gives a fuck if you're tall when you look like that you daft asswipe.

>>8734845
Hm, you seem fine, but I am kinda new, I missed a few seasons.

>dissertation basically done
>have to carry around hundreds of paper sheets to get them bound like a fucking dumbass because they still insist on hard copies
not looking forward to today desu

>>8734854
i was a lot worse back in the day?
idk. i think being on a proper blocker is helping my autism.
still p bad tho

>>8734860
Idk, you're not like an asshole, just a tad crazy desu.

9/11 would be frens if you didn't dislike the company I keep :/

>>8734834
This offends me as a vegan transgender atheist who vapes and crossfits 4 times a week and im also a male feminist as I identify myself as a female to male cis heterosexual heterotomantic memelord and if you dont agree with me You're an ignorant arrogant globaphobic bigot sexist lesbian

>>8734869
idk i'm trying to ditch the whole 'argue all the time' thing.

i mean, i like you, i'm just a bit wary of you to be desu

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>>8734876
>lesbian
Over
The
Fucking
Line

>>8734883
If it looks like a duck and holds hands with girls like a duck...

>>8734901
Holding hands with girls sounds nice no homo tho

>>8734877
I mean yeah, I seem to befriend people that are not well liked, like I am unironically friends with Chara, Claire and Eugenie.

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>>8734913
It is; girls are soft.

>>8734824
I wrote it like these animal documentaries. "here we have a xy in its natural habitat"
Idk about my fingers, I guess they look manly but at least my hand is small.

>>8734832
> getting a discount surgeon
Yeah I'd talk with angie before I'd do that

>>8734846
My shoulders are 43"
Also I have a huge head and feet.

>>8734913
I mean objectively guys hands are warm and sweaty and too big to fit with the average female hand, where girls hands are cold and need to be warmed up with hand holds and fit nicely with other girls


I guess that's not really gay

>>8734927
43" is small considering your height
>tfw small hands feet, but big shoulders

>>8734914
i mean, befriending unironically bad people does tend to make other, nicer people not trust you.

>>8734927
i mean idk. i could get free ffs on the mainland. and i doubt i'd be able to afford it otherwise

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>>8734940
so when are you getting a bf

>>8734914
chara doesn't have a concept of friendship though

people are just tools to her

>>8734965
You just defined friendship

>>8734973
Faye I think seeing friends as just a tool is kind of a sign of very low empathy which is usually a sign of autism or sociopathy.

It's not very healthy, I would say.

>>8734965
I'm not dumb enough to be a tool though, I just enjoy the company of others.

>>8734978
i think being faye is not very healthy

>>8734981
Almost everybody who has tried to befriend Chara seems to think they're too smart to get trapped. I'm not really here to tell you how to live your life but I'd advice some care as well as not revealing any personal information that could compromise you.

>>8734986
not to mention the fact that people will avoid you like the plague for being friends with her lol

>>8734986
>>8734992
E-everyone thinks I'm mean and dumb..

>>8734984
Rood

>>8734984
>>8734978
Wew

>>8734995
I just think you're naive and should probably try to instead befriend some of the more decent people in this thread.

Like despite no matter what you think of /mtfg/'s quality, most established posters here at least don't get off on hurting anybody who trusts them, which is absolutely the opposite of what you should expect from Chara.

>>8734999
Wwwwweeeeeeeeeewwww

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>>8734999

>>8734999
I'm friends with a lot more nice people than bad people. Like Faye, he is the nicest person I know :D

>>8735007
I just don't see why you would befriend people you yourself acknowledge are bad.

>>8735007
>ally calls you a man

My heart literally just broke

>>8735010
because ally is the same?
>doesn't have a concept of friendship though
>people are just tools to her
albeit tools for something different, probably just attention and stuff

>>8735011
this is what you get for memeing at people

>>8735010
Neither do I honestly, it may have something to do with my inability to feel anger, but idk.

>>8735011
UwU

>>8735018
Wow, idk, I do know what friendship is, it is just something I have spent 99% of my life without.

>>8735024
;------;

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>>8735031
you should cry your tears away in the chest of a boy

>>8735032
That's disgusting

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>>8735054
theres nothing more natural than a man and a woman cuddling specially

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>>8735054
agreed, the man should be wearing a diaper :(

>>8735056
>>8735058
Y'all need Jesus

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>>8735065
normal women like men tho

>>8735073
I'm pretty far from normal desu.

>>8735073
normal woman are latent bi and having a male childhood probably desensitizes you to men a bit

>>8734796
You've never done this? It's amazing hamalam

>>8734787
>>8734789
Idk I think I need more indoctrination first

>>8735058
if daddy wears diapers then who is supposed to change HIM? an even bigger mecha-daddy?

>>8735086
what the fuck nep.
are you seeking professional help??

>>8735085
having an abusive father doesn't help much either

Dipping fries in ice cream is the best yo.

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>>8735095
i want off this crazy train

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>>8735085
[citation neebe[d[
>>8735082
sad :(
>>8735089
ill change daddys diap >:3
BUT that makes problem if both diaps need changing at the same time :c
>>8735095
i dont think fry ice cream is good, i prefer wendys buttermilk ranch with fries not ice cream

>>8735093
Anyone who doesn't like fries in ice cream don't know what is good in life

>>8735095
Ayyy my niqqa

>>8735102
Nepnepnep!!

>>8735099
Nu

>>8735100
They're good in milkshakes also.

i feel so scared for no reason and i want it to stop

>>8735099
Mr bones wild ride never ends
Become one with the obesity

>>8735104
That's me

>>8735111
Do you wanna come back on Discord?

>>8735099
To think I used to see Americans claim that the dutch putting mayo on fries was weird.

it has been a loong time since I've opened up this board

I can't remember what my vanity trip was (or even what I used to use for my secure trip, hope I'm guessing it right lol)

any interesting drama happen while I was gone?

>>8735118
yay I guessed the secure trip right!

>>8735118
Hi cutie!

>>8735113
Not really. I removed everyone and uninstalled it :/
Keeping up with online friends and avoiding drama and stuff is just too hard for me...

>>8735119
Faggit <3

>>8735118
every thread is at least 50% a diaper fetishist spamming it and insulting people

>>8735118
;please post a picture of you wearing a diaper

>>8735122
You didn't remove me and I miss you :(

>>8735120
hi! :>

>>8735123
I left during the gorespamming , so some obsessed chaser with a weird fetish seems pretty mild

>>8735117
that's also kind of weird

>>8735111
:(
nein
i've actually had trouble gaining weight
also >tfw neptune became a normie

>>8735132
trust me she didn't become a normie

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>>8735133
not having online friends means she's a normie
sorry pal

>>8735132
Putting mayo on fries is actually extremely normal, in my opinion, just don't overdo it.

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>>8735141
nicky do u ever wear a diaapey wiapey

>>8735132
Eating French fries and ice cream can help with weight
Also home cooking meals can too
>tfw normie
If only I had irl friends to replace the internet ones

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>>8735141
>tfw nicky eats the mayo fries make his tummy upset :( he make a stinky in his undies :((((

>>8735149
tfw no irl friends at all
getting harder to see myself having any due to being autistic

>>8735149
Be my friend irl!

>>8735156
>tfw don't even remember how to make friends outside university and online

>two threads
>they're both dead
is this the life we've been waiting for

Sleepy time

why the fuck did everyone post a tonce

>>8735187
>tfw never learned how to make friends in the first place
a-at least the guys in the russian church who were friends with everyone pity-liked me

>>8735193
bye

>>8735196
I'm a bit curious as to why you were in a Russian church since you don't seem to be much of a believer, or in contact with your christian family anymore.

Also desu making friends is hard and like if you have autism like you say you do its probably even harder. You also have to learn to gradually filter the "acquaintances" from people who are actually worth keeping as long-term, close friends.

>>8735203
that was years ago
my parents only kicked me out in april, but i stopped going to church like a year or two ago

yeah, idk, basically everyone disliked me because in social situations i'd act like an unfunny /b/ thread
except for the people who liked everyone, like i said

>>8735218
yeah i was kinda into unfunny edgelord /b/ humor when i was like 14, not a very good friend maker.

these days i end up just surrounding myself with lgbt people who are just or more depressed than me and seem to enjoy the fact that 75% of my humor consists of "life is fucking horrible" or something.

i think when you're a huge weirdo your best course of action is to find people who are also weirdos but also actual good people.

>>8735233
idk, i was unironically /pol/, but that wasn't the issue, so much as the fact that i have zero impulse control when i'm comfortable with people. so i just act like a hyperactive autist

i'd like to eventually just be normal but i honestly don't know if that's a thing with a likelihood of happening

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>>8735006

>>8735239
my years of attempts at forcing myself into the box of normalcy just made me more depressed and neurotic so as the healthier course of action i decided that the goal was "socially functional but kind of weird" which is much closer to my actual self. Instead of trying to fit in with normies and people with whom I couldn't bond at all I just hang out with the weirdos who often turn out to be actually pretty okay people.

I guess I can get the impulse control issue: It's a learned skill and I honestly think you can only get good at it with practice.

>>8735191
this is your fault tbhon

>>8735253
>made the first thread
i did nothing wrong.

>>8735247
i guess i see your point, it's just, i've kind of been an outcast all my life and it's fucking shitty and i just want other people to like me.
one of my best friends irl was this 30 year old guy (who looked like 20 and was a neet) who'd come to the russian church. he had aspergers too

idk, i've made some progress, though the major stuff didn't happen until i started hrt. like i remember having to teach myself how to be interested in other peoples' sides of conversations as a kid

>>8735253
actually it's the anime girl transbian thread's fault (like it ALWAYS is)

anybody else here think gay boys are really cute

>>8735290
yeah but mostly because theres a higher likelihood of them kissing me than straight boys

>>8735294
i don't even like boys that much i just want to watch two cute boys having sex :3

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>>8735290
this is a gay boy

>>8735302
ok now put him on top of a cuter, more effeminate gay boy

>>8735304
>now put him on top of a cuter, more effeminate gay boy
like u?

>>8735317
>boy
anon i have boobs ok!!!!
and i'm into girls!!!!!!!

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>>8735321
yf atm

>>8735329
>yf atm
w-what

>>8735302
name of this guy?

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>>8735336
Luke Casey

>>8735341
>he was 18 when he did that shoot
thanks senpai

https://www.instagram.com/luke_casey/

>>8735317
>tfw you'll never get to be on top of pandora

>>8735353
idk it really just depends on how gentle you are desu

>>8735355
can I pat your head and call you a good girl before and after?

>>8735368
okay uwu

>>8735378
*Pitpatpatpitpat*

>>8735684
Stop patting so loud you woke me up q_q

which trips are warm and soft?

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do i pass

i started topping my gf and i like it so much i cancelled my planned srs for january

i had to confess

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how come noones posting

>>8737222
Probably because not enough bun buns.

>>8737216
nice, i could never top would feel wierd but glad you realised you liked it before it was too late.

>>8737216
having a dick seems really fun for sexual desu
like, i'd want srs just to not have to be aware of having a dick all the time
but idk having a vagina doesn't seem like nearly as much fun

>>8737222
they were posting in the other thread but now that one's dead too.
tl;dr people didn't like my thread so we got split ;-;

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>>8737231
ok ill post more

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-40946654

kill it

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>>8737233
i kind of wish you could switch
like sometimes i really want a vagina but sometimes i don't mind having a penis
i want to be a futa i guess

>>8737241
i'm not interested in having a vagina sexually desu. like i guess i'd like using it if i had one
i just don't like feeling like i have a dick 24/7 and it'd be nice to look down and see smooth skin

but yeah idk. i think having a dicc makes me more attractive, to other people? like, if i had a vag, i'd just be a giant hon with nothing special.

>>8737237
she looks like an old woman wtf are you talking about

>>8737251
KILL IT

kill all trannies

>>8737237
passes better than me desu.

Looks fine.

>>8737265
thats not the point

these ppl shoudlent have rights

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>>8737267
why do you post here
no one cares

>>8737274
about you
kys rabbitcuck

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>>8737277
>rabbitcuck
i like it

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>>8737277

>>8737283
>replying to subhumans
pls rabbitposter
pls b gud.

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>>8737284
fuck off faggot queen

>>8737283
>ruining rabbits with your tranny shit

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>>8737286
*white genocides u*

lmao i left the part out from 'i like topping my gf' where i cry for days after, feel less of a woman, hate myself physically, need to be held and cuddled and pampered, and i left out i've had previous partners and never taken the active sex role or avoided sex altogether and its scary, physically painful and unnatural for me and my junk looks like a botched three inch phallo job made from hotdog factory floor sweepins

fucking owned trannies, u got tricked

ngl tho while in the moment i do like smashin her from behind, i'm like a muscular queen of ass domination

>>8737295
white genocide urself spinach cuck
im a real alpa female

>>8737296
hugg cuckanon

>>8737267
why not.

>>8737296
gross.

>>8737301
because trans people are freaks and not people

>>8737303
this

drop the t

>>8737301
I'm Native American you fucking racist

Why do you people care so much about trans people?
Im honestly curious..the only reasons i can think of:

Reason 1: depression
Reason 2: dont have anything better to do in their life
Reason 3: repressed angry faggot
Reason 4: ???
Reason 5: all of the above

>>8737303
They can be both you know.

>>8737319
Sorry, I wasnt aware.

>>8737321
Indigestion, developmental disorders, shame boners, and jealousy

>>8737321
>Why do you people care so much about vermin?
>omg exterminators are repressed vermin themselves!!!

>>8737325
show some respect, i had a minor role as one of the wolf people in the twilight saga movie franchise you corn fed midwestern yankeecuck

>>8737329
exterminate me daddy(female)

>>8737329
Kinda funny how you only picked out a single reason, so the others hit right at home ?

>>8737338
>i had a minor role as one of the wolf people in the twilight saga movie franchise

Wow!
Can I touch the hem of your garment?

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>tfw still feel empty inside

>>8737338
Im not American, but good im impressed.

>>8737347
only if you tell me what that roid midget Taylor Lautner is up to, i want him to gag on my fem-chode like its 2009

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My diet consists mainly of cheerios and ramen now
...that's fine, right?

>>8737390
get beans and lentils instead of cheerios

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lauren are groundhogs cute

yes i have a question, y r u so gay lol

>>8734927
That's the problem. 26k isn't a discount.
12k what Cardenas sells for is discount.

Anyways the fat fuck is ending soon

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>>8737424

>>8734945
Are you kidding?
43" is MASSIVE if your hips aren't at the same width.
14" is average for women while 15" is average for men

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>>8737443
dude they're talking about circumference
do you think her shoulders are 4 feet wide

>>8737435
Now that I think about it, Bart is around the same price.

>>8737456
14" width wth a circumference would be no more than 36" around with 15" being about 38/39". This is all given with the width of each arm though when the tape is wrapped around

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>>8737423
yes c:

>>8737456
And to further prove my point. Look at this document https://www.humanics-es.com/ADA316646.pdf

If you go to the section of shoulder circumference, 43" is the 90th percentile of women and that is not good.
I know people want to delusional but come the fuck on.

i feel nauseous i could probably try to get my financial aid renewed but i don't know if i have a ride for it and i'm scared i might get rejected because i stopped seeing my doctor
ugh fuck

and my libido is back on 25mg cypro and i'm able to cum again so i'm going to probably have to up my dose but that's expensive as fuck and i'm too nervous to go legit and switch to spiro

>>8737505
good luck!

>>8737526
i can't do it and i'm not going to i don't have any documents to show them and even if i did they'd just show that i haven't seen my doctor in two months
i feel really nauseous and i need to go to sleep i think i'm having a panic attack :(

>>8737537
>goes to bed instead of dealing with the situation

are you 12?

>>8737523
12.5 mg cypro stopped my libido completely o.o i upped it today to 25 mg to see how i feel with a higher Dose..i think i might go down to 12.5 again tho

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Which one of you Fuckers sent flowers to my workplace?
you know who you are, and i have been pretty spooked the past few days.
they were not appreciated.
>:(

I told a woman today I wanted more dating if we're going to sex. I want to be courted like an adult, not fucked like a kid.

>>8737688
>effed like a kid
that sounds bad

>>8737692
Kids range from 12 to 28 imo but I don't fuck younger than about 23 (seniors in college). Any younger causes me issues and at a certain point I think last I checked is actually illegal.

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anyone else here like rabbits

>>8737672
>they were not appreciated.

lighten up, sweaty!

>>8737735
it was creepy as all fuck

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send me flowers instead

>>8737746
>flowers are creepy

you're right.
they should have sent you spiders.

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>>8737772
what about sending sea sluggs

Would you hugg a slugg

mtfg are rabbit cucks

Repgen are Kangs

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>>8737794

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>>8737793
slugg hugg

>>8737808
Hugg slugg

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>>8737824
:)

I hate [that thing you really like]

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>>8737847
wtf

>>8737565
no i'm damaged

>>8735056
>grow up identifying as a gay boy
>REE REE STRAIGHTS, STRAIGHTS SUCK
>STOP FORCING YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY ON ME
>GAY LOVE IS THE ONLY PURE LOVE
>...
>turns out i was just jealous of what the straights had
>I'm actually more hetero than most of the girls in my friend group now

Press 1 if you're retarded

Now watch the entire thread flood with 1's from all the trannies LMAO!

>>8734764
>>8734764
>>8734764

Finish this thread first so we dont have two going on at once.

>>8737884
i want to suck a straight
nyoro~n

>northern virginia
>21
>forever closeted
>will never pass

shoot me

>>8738488
why closet?
i know people who've started at 25+ and look good
there's no way to really know until you try it

>>8738493
cowardice mostly. Can't even bring myself to self-med

>>8738497
what are you afraid of, anon?
idk, i get family is a bitch, but they'll kick you out regardless, eventually

>>8738498
mostly just that i'm making the wrong decision. I always doubt that im trans even though underneath I know I am

>>8738521
eh, you probably are
normal people don't get these sorts of feelings
if you're not trans, you really wouldn't care about being a girl at all

>>8738531
i guess so.

I wish she would log on so I could know she's alright, she's been offline for two weeks now... Caring about someone you only know online sucks, did she kill herself, I hope not...

>>8738608
who, anon?

>>8738615
Someone that used to post here; it doesn't matter.

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>>8738633
She's probably dead
No need to worry

>>8738665
hey anon wanna get punched

>>8738675
Please fucking do :)
While you're at it, cum on my feet too

>>8738685
>cum on my feet too
i would if i could
sry bb but you're gonna have to find someone else for that particular fetish

>>8738665
I know in my heart that you're probably right, but some closure would be nice...

>>8738753
Good

>>8738760
Not good until I know what happened to her.

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its a chill melancholy night for me
the pug is mine tonight
mine only
meanwhile idk why my bf is offline
i don't know why im not happy
maybe i should listen to more upbeat music
but this stuff is so good
anons are nice i like you guys

>>8738774
Grow up

>>8738805
I hope your bf is okay.

>>8738839
he is he came back and im talking to him in voice

>>8738856
: )

i'm so tired of crying myself to sleep every night

>>8738883
Then just kys

i feel so fucking nauseous jesus christ
this anxiety is killing me fuck

>>8738902
What has you anxious?

>>8738909
renewing my financial aid
i don't think i have transportation for my interview and i don't have the documents they'd need and even if i did i stopped seeing my doctor because i'm a dumbass
i can't do any of this

>>8738889
it's not easy- well I'm not there yet at least. also I already tried and failed.

thanks

https://clyp.it/wv1sybep

>>8738933
https://clyp.it/oiqlrg53

>>8738939
https://clyp.it/nomfjops

>>8738938
your voice is surprisingly good compared to how you look

you just sound like someone's australian mommy

>>8738938
Your voice is fine
You sound normal

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https://clyp.it/skzusd22
I made my voice all scratchy pushing it during earlier practice.

>>8738937
Try again

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>>8738938
Sheen you have a really qt voice

>>8738953
Diaper fag?

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>>8738953

Do you think she knows I spiked her beer with estrogen?

Do you have any methods for concealing your breasts? Or even stopping their growth… Because honestly breasts are the thing I care the least about when it comes to my transition. Also I'm quite tall and small breasts would fit my body well I think. I already have some A-cup and honestly they can just stay this way tbqh. The most important thing however is that if my parents find out about HRT, I'm basically dead ;_;

>>8738965
>HER
DELET

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>>8738966
theres some kind femboy pills out there for this, ask femgen

>>8738965
are you trying to make a girlfriend again

>>8738968
Bica? But I want E too >_>

>>8738965
she probably likes it and pretends not to notice in the hope that you'll do it more :3

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>>8738967
The lady doth protest too much

>>8738973
The handsome gentleman*

how come girls are so cute and wonderful and soft and amazing i love girls so much

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>>8738977

>>8738979
That's super gay

>>8738977
You're super gay

>>8738971
no, raloxifene, pretty sure that's the one, you take it in addition to the other stuff

>>8738982
im super gay for girls

>>8738982
>Super gay
I like girls and you know that for a fact

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>>8738959
https://clyp.it/bvubkq4y

>>8738986
>I like girls
I know what I said

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This is my friend barb, she has a tough exterior but really shes soft deep down. Dont make fun of her, she can be mean and leave some stinging remarks

>>8738992
>Let's a poor innocent boy buy her shots and pints
>Let's her see the gratest karaoke show evet
>Bullies him anyway
Shaking
My
God
Damn
Head

>>8738996
thank you jesus for not putting me on earth in a country where scorpions exist

>>8738983
An E blocker? ;-; But I want hips, butt and feminine face ;w;. So hmm… I'll better ask if it's possible to just hie your breasts… do you recommend duck tape or some kinds of bras?

>>8739002
Maybe I should ask /ftmg/ for that…

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>>8738999
Yo is there a lineup at the bar or something wtf

>>8739002
it should only block estradiol in your tiddy area

>>8739008
You got your Jager calm down Lannü

lannu the trannu

>>8739021
Bruh

>>8739022
It me

thinking about ass

>>8739028
>B-bruh, it me
-quote from local transbian taking advantage of young boy

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>>8738945
>compared to how you look
I never wanted to be a monster

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>>8739030
>Boy

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hugg elann

please give me advice on tucking my magnum dong is too much of a monster

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>>8739041
>Doesn't know Mr. Brightside
>Or Black Skinhead
WHY ARE WE FRIENDS

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>>8739047
I wanna sing ce ce penniston desu

know why President Trump tweet banned Transgenders from Military service?

the God Emperor already has a private trannu army.

>>8739049
Kurisu pics are banned if you didn't get up on stage and sing a power ballade

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>>8738953
Your voice has improved so much. Just keep at it and you'll get there.

>when people want to start bicalutamide
those poor, unfortunate souls

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>>8739054
I won't post kurisu pics if you pop those pills in your bag right now

>>8739060
Those are to give to you
AAAAAAAAAAA this shot is non negotiable now

wiho elseis drun k trannys on mtf g motherfuckers!!111

I really erraly sam lonely snd need a boyfri3end lolololol

>>8739060
>when you skipped your spiro tonight and a message not meant for you still feels like a heatpat

>>8739045
You gotta twist it up and back and in.

Imagine if Frank was trans...

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>>8739058
https://clyp.it/xfj2rumj

>>8739066
twist???!! jfc. id rather a bad sex organ than none at all..jeez..

>>8739045
Please give me advice on tucking my tiny nub is so small it slips out as soon as I start moving.

>>8739059
I recorded a weird and inconsistent and rambly and kinda hard to hear 2min long audio for you. Wanna hear it?

>>8739062
Post pills, take results

Which trips are wife city?

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>I am a skeptical, rational centrist who uses *facts*, *evidence* and *logic* over feelings
>transgenderism is a MENTAL ILLNESS, and you don't tell a skitzophrenic person they're right which is also a MENTAL ILLNESS so clearly this is the exact same as transgenderism

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>tfw you forget and miss taking your AA by a few hours
Me man.

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>>8739082
post more ai chan

>>8739080
>What does that mean, Elanna?
>Laughs uncontrollably
Christ

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sluggs can wear hats too

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>>8739088
ai chan uses FACTS and EVIDENCE

>>8739083
>tfw dropped hrt for good

>>8739089
Is it autistic to text across the table?

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>>8739090
hugg slugg

>>8739077
no
i'm posting in between lying in bed feeling awful

>>8739096
post pic of both of you now

>>8739096
I'm not at the TABLE ELANNA

>>8739088
>>8739082
those purple highlights look good. maybe i will try that asap.
my hair stylist suggested "waiting" before i colour my hair. repression scam?

>>8739101
Well, kaay.

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>>8739102
No

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>tfw will never get to work in a trap cafe in Japan

>>8739109
FITE ELANN

God is my mommy gf

>>8739115
dont let dreams be dreams
you can do it Natalie

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>>8739115
Not with that attitude.

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>go to Japan when I'm 13
>taller than the fully grown adult men there

https://clyp.it/2d3ltio1
Pls no bully
Pls no cringe

tfw cuddlelust

>>8739128
how tall r u

>>8739132
what language is this

>>8739133
iktf

>>8739138
5'10"

>she didn't give her pills back

>tfw no gf who absorbs your soul into hers so you never leave her

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>>8739150

>>8739148
>She didn't remind him

>>8739146
what is your real height

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>>8739164
I'm 5'10"

>spend another one and a half hours trying to sleep my anxiety away
>still feel sickeningly anxious
fucking hell i preferred when it was depression making me have to sleep all day

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I'm going to take her to Japan and use her asianess to mask my tall pale self.

>THAT FEELING WHEN NO GF

>>8739155
It's ok at least you won't forget

>>8739181
Saame