/gaygen/ - ship edition

>>8688837
Im trying out /GCT/

Anyone else trying to be normal?

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>>8688837
I used to ship destiel (Dean x Castiel), but I grew up and realized they're just friends.

>tfw no guy to kick me in the balls

feels bad man

y'all ever done some nut kicking ?

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>>8688837
Nagisa x Karma is the one true pairing. I will go down with this ship, fight me

>>8688981
I only watched that show for nagisa

Mmmm

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0RVVGtszF45

Would you bf me based on my beatboxing skills?

The fact that I've met like 30+ guys and not a single one with a smaller dick than mine is really coming onto me.
At least I tell myself it somewhat justifies my cock hunt because I can take part of other normal sized dicks other than my own

I'm going to a party in Boston with 2 of my friends, kegs and fun will be had! Can't wait!

>>8689504
How big are you, big boy?

>>8689538
12 cm. I keep getting told "it's enough" "it's average" but again see >>8689504 . I even resorted to bottom fagging but it still doesn't seem to help.

So what is a trade? I've heard it a few times when I was out at a gay bar for the first time this weekend. Is it like a closeted guy who comes to those places for secret hookups?

>>8689735
I want to say it's a sex worker

I still ship Senpai x Rugby

>>8689767
why is rugby so perfect uggg

>>8689659
It's ok, size doesn't matter for bottoms.

>>8689659
desu you don't really NEED more than 4 inches
but that is a tiny dick :/

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>>8689797
I tell myself that every time I use the toilet but it doesn't seem to help.

Whining here neither does so I'll stop now

>>8689801
I know, on the rare occasions I top it works ok even if it slips out every now and then and only a limited amount of positions work. It's just hard on my conscious and have been every day since late puberty when I realized it wouldn't grow more

>>8689778
>so perfect he got cuckolded by a Swedish twink

>>8689869
you are automatically cuckolded if you mate with a slut

>>8689811
Whatever bro, personality is more important. I'd bf you if were a cool dude.

>>8689811
considering you've tried to have sex, you're over the big hurdle that affects like 90% of the losers who post here.
you're probably good bro, but why is it slipping out? that doesn't sound right.

There's this hot soccer Chad sitting in front of me on the train and i hate him so much because I know he's straight and has a dumb Stacy gf who wets his dick every day and there's nothing I can do to make him won't me even if i was the hottest fittest guy in the world and would blow his dick so good it would make porn stars blush.

>>8690121
Put estrogen in his drinking water, or some other conspiracy only a tinfoil hatter could come up with.

What are your standards for dating?

What are they for hookups?

>>8690160
Way to high for me to ever get anything.

>>8690160
I don't do hookups, I'm looking for love, not sex.
As for dating standards, I have a bf and people say he's my clone

>>8690334
>tfw no clone bf

My bf is so nice to me

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>>8690172 this and >>8690334 this

doesn't help that I'm a socially inverse shut-in neet either

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I'm 19 and haven't come out yet. I'm planning on waiting until next time my sister is home so I can have the talk with her. I hope she knows it's not a big deal. I live in a pretty rural area and I have no idea how my family feels about it, but I'm pretty close to my sister and she lives in the city. I just felt like venting here.

Hola my dudes. The following is nsfw:
I am just figuring out how to properly finger my ass. I cut my fingernails as basically all tutorials said to, and I went to town. The only problem is that when entering, my freshly cut fingernails felt sharp against my anus. I didn't see any blood, but it definitely felt like I could have cut something. I went pretty deep(all the way down my middle finger) and plunged in and out, so I am somewhat worried that I could have cut myself on the inside, although I didn't feel anything, because my freshly cut nails were sharp. What are the chances that I could have severely fucked myself up from this?

>>8690955
You'll be fine. Use a nail file next time, and try using some saliva or anything else you have handy to make it easier.

>>8690973
I used lotion, and thanks. It was actually not my first time, I've done it a few times before, but my fingernails got long this time and I needed to cut them. I don't think I will do it again, as it hasn't been very enjoyable any of the times ive done it. I can maintain a chub if I start with one, other than that it just does nothing for me.

>>8690955
you might've just scratched something but I wouldn't worry, you colon's a resilient muscle
maybe buy a toy

I wonder if I'm gay because I never learned how to talk to woman

>>8691014
More like you never learned how to spell.

>>8690951

Are you me? I'm going away to college in a few months though, hopefully can stop being a kissless virgin there. My folks don't need to know until I can be independent from them anyway

>>8690951
While I support everyone coming out on their own terms and schedule, and take all the time you need to figure it out, but from personal experience waiting until a certain event can seem pointless if your parent's reaction is bad, since it means it would've been years back too and all you did was delay being more free.

Anyway good luck.

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Should I just give up waiting for a qt emo twink to take my virginity and start slutting it up on grindr? how long would you wait before giving up on your dreams for some D?

>>8691135
>waiting for a qt emo twink to take my virginity and start slutting it up on grindr?
No because you'd be getting all the cons of sex on grindr without any of the pros you want from sex.

>>8691135
Yes unless you have a time machine to go to 2007.

Like who is emo anymore that's legal age?

>>8688981
I have such weird feelings for nagisa. Looks more like girl trying to be a boy. Hair, hip and shoulder ratio, voice in the sun, etc... I know it's a plot device in the series, but it really seems like he's drawn as a girl, not an androgynous boy.

I think nagisa and itona would be hotter. Or Yuji norita, and keep nagisa as a trap.

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

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My straight crush is playing DOTA shirtless right next to me. What should I do?

>>8691249
show him this post

>>8691249
>dota
He's gay for sure. Suck his dick.

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>weaboos

>>8691300

ew why would you blow another homo

I thought the whole point was being attracted to men

what the hell use are fags if they are just blowing other fags. Thats as weird as guys who eat their own jizz

>>8691241
me on the right
you on the left
:3

I really want to suck a cock.

>>8691249
Grab his man boobs. And tell him you're trying to throw him off his game.

I hate being under 21 so much

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Alright you little shits. I lurked here damn near all day as a diversion from work looking for naughty jokes and dirty anecdotes and all I got was some kid whining about cock teasing buddies.

I demand some entertaining filth and perversion this instant. I want degeneracy. Moral turpitude. Depravity that would make Caligula blush.

I'll start:

So Im in the cell with this 19 year old car thief that played football. I let him know his dick is a few feet from blow jobs on demand. He's reluctant. So I back off and he decides he wants to play 'truth or dare'. I dont like games, so I make it as dull as possible. Finally he says he'll try it.

Im licking buzzcuts taint when I notice he keeps raising his hips, bringing his balls higher and higher, which means I have to keep slowly raising my neck. Finally its become uncomfortable and I lower my head to rest and realize Im staring right at his asshole. Thats when I get a clue and give a gentle lick for my first rimjob. Within a minute Im tongue deep up his hole and hes rubbing up and down, using his new faggots face as a toilet paper going nuts. When we're finished, as a joke, I said any time he wants it again just to snap his fingers...

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>>8691950

... So the next day, the guards finish count, hes reading a book and we have 20 minutes to kill. Mr. Bashful puts his book down, looks at me and literally snaps his fingers and points to his cock. Im instantly on my knees. This little fucker actually had me trained to suck dick on command like a dog without saying a word.

And then I get tired so I just rest with his cock in my mouth. I feel it throb, so I suck again, then rest again. He throbs again. I realize its deliberate and start sucking. Finally we have an understanding: whenever he throbs, I suck.

So the next night Im gobbling his cock because he just likes it getting sucked for no particular reason while we are laying on the bed watching tv. Its not even really a blowjob. Hes essentially just using my mouth as a cock holster to keep his dick warm while we watch tv.

And once in a while, he throbs and I suck for a few minutes then go back to being cock holster.

The point is that Mr. Bashful actually has me trained by this point to suck without saying a word. I am literally taking orders directly from his cock.

Now somebody elses turn. This is him, only posting because he treated me like shit later which is fine until your doing it without the D.

>>8688848
>hear some people in public joking about me
>started wearing really casual clothes because of it (graphic t-shirts, loose jeans, tennis shoes) because maybe that's the problem
>some guys just heckled me on the sidewalk and called me a faggot
Does it ever get better?

>>8691437
We all do

>>8692072

After about 26, male peers get less competitive and cocky and dont have as much to say. Until then, its still pretty much pack mentality around cliques.

You need two things. You do legitimately have to understand how and why guys behave like that. It doesnt stop it, it just puts in perspective.

Second, once you understand that you cant blame chattering apes for chattering, you can start letting it roll off you. In fact, the more it happens, the more you can build a tolerance. Its only really a problem once it gets in your head.

The only real danger is if you become too passive or too aggressive. If you are too passive, you invite repeated heckling. If you over react, you needlessly escalate the situation. You are basically being challenged with no expectation of resistance, and when you resist, you have to be ready to fight, win or lose. And its okay to lose, it really is, thats what motivates you to get better.

Or you can invoke humor. The point is that conveying weakness or false confidence doesnt work, and neither does insta rage. Dont 'ignore it' or you look weak and invite more low level attacks, but dont take it so seriously that you needlessly call them out and then they have to prove themselves.

Just keep some perspective. It could be because you are obvious if you are, or it could be your shoes. Chads gonna Chad. Its ok, its just part of life. How you deal with it internally is as important as how you deal with it externally.

But if you have to let it get in your head, at least do what it takes to build some confidence from it next time it happens.

Jesus christ, this isnt a gay board, its a digital graveyard. I have more fun between fit and pol. At least they have shitposters and trolls to liven up the place.

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLam-O.

>>8692164
so helpful… is that possible that you can be even more vague?

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I have thoughts of extreme violence, like walking up to a person late at night and stabbing them. I think it would be exciting to just kill someone and never be found out. Rule breaking is just an extreme interest of mine, like a competition of sorts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFeJU2fIKlY

>>8692164
Thanks for taking the time to type that out, it helps me a lot.

>>8692264

You should seriously have a sit down with yourself and verbally ask why this interests you and demand honest answers. It may take a few times. There is no shame in learning about yourself. In fact, the worst thing would be to run from your own internal logic.

If you think thats healthy, then there is no reason to look deeper because sadly, it would take an event before you become aware of a problem, and you wont find anything if you feel no reason to look.

If you think its not healthy, as in some minor confusion could lead you to self destructive decisions, then you deserve to know what is making you tick if just to learn. It doesnt have to specifically be about violence fantasies; you can learn things that may not seem related but can be useful in feeling more aware and better generally.

>>8692295

And thank you for the kind regards. Its just a starting point. You will want to explore and develop perspective more specific to your own personal environment and direction.

Best wishes.

>>8692310
just a feeling of pent up anger.

>>8690951
>falling for coming out meme
>>8691241
no one
>>8692264
same f a m

>>8692264
That's pretty creepy but I would be lying if I said I never entertained violent fantasies.

I think if you have any shred of decency you would find some means to utilize those psychopathic tendencies for the greater good, for example by becoming a special ops agent in the military or a hitman who only offs scumbag gangsters.

It's an insane lifestyle, but the primal thrill of it is beyond reproach.

>>8692328

And thats not abnormal. It just isnt conducive to the continuation or acquisition of an ongoing peaceful, rested and positive state of mind. Anger is a burden. I too have such an issue. I learned to invoke anger as a defense from fear and despair. Its not wrong to feel anger. But it becomes an uncomfortable burden and eventually a crutch to deal with associations that, if you aren't aware of them, become elaborate thought patterns and beliefs, consciously or otherwise, that obstruct and and deny you from more relaxed, clear interpretations that can lead to more contentment.

I would give yourself license to feel whatever you damn well please on the condition that you demand of yourself the right to know what your associations emanate from. You deserve to enjoy personal honesty without apprehension of what you learn. It may be uncomfortable at first, but you wont be able to help but grow and modulate your own peace of mind as it advances.

Again, this is only if it interests you. I dont want you to think some asshat online is pushing something. I am just making suggestion as a response to your self observation, which itself is admirable for its self-awareness. Many who have such feelings aren't necessarily able to articulate it.

I think I have to go for a bit. Have a good week.

>>8692328
The best thing to do about anger is to try to understand it rather than externalize it (project it outwards.) Because if you project your anger onto others without understanding it you will behave foolishly and only isolate yourself further.

But if you understand your anger you can articulate it and use it as fuel to make a change.

>>8688837
>ships
so this is the otherside of the "transbians" fetishists?

reminder to "transmen" that you aren't real gays, you are just a sad attempt at real life roleplaying your fictional gay relationships. pathetic.

>tfw you're attracted to twinks but you fucking hate most of them

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>>8692938
Just date a hipster in skinny jeans.

>3rd time in a row that a guy bailed on me after having set the place, time, what to do, etc.
REEEEEEEE
what do?
should I lure them with money? food? [spoiler]a bigger dick[/spoiler]?

Would you date a guy that has a name ending in "love"?

>on discord with best friend playing vidya
>hey anon, i smell a bit too manly so i m gonna get a shower, i will be back in few minutes.
>sit there alone with thoughts of naked musky smelling men
>thats_my_fetish.jpg

This happens once a week and he probably doesn't understand that he is teasing me
[spoiler]But i like it[/spoiler]

>>8693838
Name has little to do with who you are, i would date a guy with such name

>>8693593
>>8693862
Learn how spoilers work you cringy fucking newfaggot.

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>>8693869
Not the same anon.
I just got up from bed and didn't remember that tag won't work here

>>8693895
Nice try phoneposter.

>>8693895
That anon is tricking you, the lgbt board doesn't enable spoilers so you can't use them here.

>>8693943
>he doesn't know

>>8685929
>He's coming over in like an hour so I guess I better sort out what the fuck I'm going to tell him.
I want to know how it ended… Did they cuddled & kissed awkwardly, then fuck each other with feverish passion like in the mangas I read???

>>8689811
Just find a guy who likes small dicks. It get into sph.

Do you guys believe in karma?

I was being an asshole for a while and bad shit happened to me.

>>8694183
Bad shit happens to me, why shouldn't I be an asshole. You like karma so much, world, I'll give you some.

>>8694183
No. I've seen too many bad things happen to good people and good things happen to bad people.

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I want a diaper bear bf omgggg!

>finally get messaged by someone who isnt a fat creep
>left wing beardo whos main interests are "politics and film"
I guess i better start posting in acegen

>>8694347
Anytime a fag is interested in "politics" you stay the fuck away

>>8694362
I was tempted to reply to make that comment but it's better to say nothing.
I have in my profile that im not interested in political bullshit and people that are to fuck off

>>8694362
>>8694426
and most of the time they just repeat feminist shit because they're a whipped beta cuck
apologies for the /pol/ buzzwords, but they're applicable here

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>>8694183
ABSOLUTELY

The son of a family friend who's gay had his life destroyed from the snowball effect of his deceit from repressing and trying to be hetero that every time I see him I rub it in his face

>>8694477
That means you're gonna get aids basically.

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>>8694467
>and most of the time they just repeat alt-reich shit because they're a whipped beta cuck
apologies for the tumblr buzzwords, but they're applicable here

Mirror force bitch

>>8694482
what's it like to worship wymyn despite being a homo?

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>>8694505

>The year is 2217
>Your husbando decides he wants kids
>So you buy a medical fleshlight and give it to him
>You eject the collector tube and overnight it to Amazon after filling out a profile online
>8 months later you receive your plane tickets to pick up your new medically enhanced and screened child
>Apple is competing with Microsoft in the synthetic uterine and artificial gestation tech sector
>no one has seen a real women outside of a zoo in nearly 150 years.
>mfw

>>8694482
I don't think Tumblr uses beta and cuck.

>>8694505
why is there a lot of female worship in the gay community anyway?

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>>8694581
>outside of a zoo
kek

>>8694770
Faghags and vagina envious twinks.

tfw no bf
toronto pls

>>8694770

Probably because women make art about wanting to bang men a lot more than men

>>8694812

Get your ass rekt by venchan and his pupbando

>>8694807
What's a faghag?

>>8694829
I don't know who that is

>>8694829
Yes please

>>8694835
women who are like "I want a gay best friend!!! then we can go shopping together and he can help me decorate my house!!! <3<3"

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>>8694835
>what's a faghag
Filth, tbqh
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fag%20hag&defid=2343499

>>8694907
>>8694909
Oh, I see. I had a girl in high school walking around telling people I'm her best friend, then I told her in front of everyone that I'll never have female friends.

Cut my life into pieces.

>>8694948
honestly, the way you framed this makes both of you sound like losers.

>>8694581
>2217
>Still paying for overpriced Apple garbage

>>8694988
It's ok, I am a loser by normal standards.

>>8694948
What happened after you said that?

>>8695052
She said that I can't live without friends, and that they're the most important thing in life, but we were never really friends to begin with.

>>8695040
I'd lie about that.

>>8695060
Why? I'm anonymous.

>>8695065
It's still sad.

>>8695071
Ok, but lying is bad.

>>8695076
Source?

>>8695092
What source? Are you really trying to defend not being true to yourself, and lying to make yourself feel better or look like something you're not in peoples eyes?

>>8695096
Lying is always better. It's how you trick people into liking you.

>>8695107
You know that's not a good thing, stop baiting for replies.

>>8695122
If I was baiting for replies I'd quote multiple people. I'm trying to help you.

>>8695125
No, you're the one who needs help. Lying is bad, and it'll catch up to you in time.

>>8695129
I get caught in lies all the time.

>>8695134
And then you lose everything.

>>8695139
Maybe that's what I wanted all along

>>8695139
No, I just use my charisma and wit to weasel my way out of consequences, like a normal person.

>>8695143
Now you're lying to yourself.

>>8695142
I hope it gets better for you, boyfriend.

>>8695153
Nuh-uh. You're lying.

>>8695187
I'm just gonna stop replying to you, I truly hope you get your shit together though.

>>8695199
My shit is together, sis.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/magazine-40355472/gay-in-northern-ireland-he-spat-in-my-face

>look like a poof
>act like a poof
>get treated like a poof

what is it with faggots not knowing how to behave normally

>Just saw the failed cisgaygen near the bottom of the catalog

Does this even need to be specified? Like how many trans gay guys even post here actively? What was OPs impetus to even start it?

>>8695241
Most people here are also fine with trans guys.

I think it's more of a roundabout way for someone to try to prove the board doesn't "need" cislesgen.

>>8695259
>Most people here are also fine with trans guys

No, no they're not. You're lying again.

>>8695259
it doesn't need any general

generals are fucking cancer that encourage high school level clique thought processes and petty vindictiveness between special snowflakes trying to out sparkle one another.

Gaygen is only immune because homosexuals are superior.

>>8695267

>not wanting to fuck literal boypussy

>>8695267
Look at when a trans guy posts in gaygen, femgen, or mascgen. There's almost never any negative responses.

>>8695269
Someone's pressed.

>>8695267
actually we tend to be fine with trans guys.
Fucking trans guys is a different matter though.

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>>8695282
that's because transguys aren't loud, obnoxious narcissists constanly posting pics of themselves along with their trips, begging to be noticed.

>>8695278
Yeah, I want to be the one getting fucked instead.

>>8695354
not everyone's a bottom senpai

>>8695463
I didn't say everyone is one.

>>8695354

Pussyboy

>>8695493
You said (unless I'm mistaken who I'm talking to) that most people aren't fine with trans guys. Tops often (keyword *often*, not always) don't care because they're fine with the idea of fucking boipussy. Also being "fine with trans guys" doesn't need to mean wanting to fuck them, it just means being okay with them being in the same spaces. As long as they aren't being annoying SJWs, being friends with them shouldn't be an issue.

>>8695518
i love it when my bf calls me that

How do you even find guys for more than a quick fuck, I live in California so I know they're out there but I don't know where to start, if I can tell they're gay from a glance they're definitely not my type

>>8695535
>that most people aren't fine with trans guys

Didn't read the rest. They're not, and that doesn't mean I said everyone is a bottom. Learn English.

>>8695267
I'm actually an aficionado of transmen porn. Too bad most transmen are tumblr tier.

WTF
I hookup again with a really cute guy: for the third time (yeah yeah yeah, I don't have much experiences), even after 1 hour of fucking him, being sucked, etc. I stayed hard without a problem, I haven't been able to cum. I'm starting to be worried for the future hookups (or even more serious relationships)
It's pretty concerning desu

What should I blame: stress? death grip?...

>>8695892
Stress mostly. Just try to relax. Don't worry about comming, you can always fap later.

>>8695892
>even after 1 hour of fucking him
You waited too long to cum. Your dick has to deflate and let go of the trapped blood, or your dick will be full of deoxygenated blood and your dick will die. That's why doctors tell you to go to the hospital if your dick is hard for 4 hours or more.

>>8695840
You should read the rest.

>>8694026
It was kind of awkward (for me at least because I have no clue what I'm doing), but also good. We're going to hang out again soon and I don't really know what to do with myself or what his expectations are. But it's not bad, I guess.

>>8695892
Sounds like anxiety to me. If you're meeting again you can just keep trying again until it works.

>>8695931
While the second half of this is true, an hour shouldn't be long enough to cause real issues.

>>8696005
good :)
... but tell us what happened, someone needs to give life to this general!! Did you just talk or what

>>8695978
Not when you make stupid statements like that.

>>8696056
>has food with him a roommate who works at a really good Chinese place gave him for left overs
>eat and play games like normal but it's kind of awkward
>realize he's not going to bring it up if I don't
>stew until I just blurt everything out at him
>he's apparently been trying to genuinely hit on me a while but likes to tease a lot so that's why it seemed like he wasn't being serious about it and just fucking with me
>tell him I freaked out because he just tried to make out with me out of the blue because we were both drunk
>he asks 'what if I ask this time?' and starts leaning in
>I freak the fuck out again kind of and admit I have no clue what I'm doing
>he laughs because apparently I'm turning red but he also says its fine
>we wind up making out for a stupidly long time
>still nervous as fuck but he gets into it to the point that he grabs my ass and I jump like an idiot
>his roommate calls about then asking where he is and it kind of kills the mood
>he winds up staying and says we don't have to do anything more if I don't want to
>kind of did but had too much bitch in me to say so

I'm not really sure what I should do next or how far I want to go and I'm still kind of worried about being terrible, but it's not bad.

>>8695239
>That haircut

I'm not attracted to women in any way
But I'm still scared of them and very avoidant of them

Is this normal?

>>8696127
That's incredibly cute.
I hope it works out for you guys.

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I need some coming out advice here. I'm afraid I'm going to fuck up alot of stuff.

>be me, just starting at university
>still firmly in the closet
>join fraternity/studygroup
>become somewhat friends with amazing 10/10 guy
>guy has a girlfriend though
>have a bunch of weird moments with him
>he for example keeps on making jokes about how handsome he his
>get drunk together on a small vacation with the studygroup
>he drunkenly hugs me (together with another guy) and then lifts me up
>make a joke that he's fat
>he demands that I touch his abs to prove that he's not fat
>and a lot more weird moments like this happen during the course of the year

>can't stop staring at him during classes
>some girl says: 'wow anon, you sure do stare alot at that guy'
>she keeps on teasing me, saying that I'm probably gay
>implode into a black hole of shame

What do I do /lgbt/? I'm still firmly in the closet and I want to get out, but I don't want to make things awkward between this guy and me. I'm pretty sure he's straight, so there's no possibility of starting a relationship here. But I really want to keep on being friends with him. He's however probably going to see everything we did together as me just being a creep.

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>>8696127
omg
i'm so fucking jealous: you literally living a yaoi story.
I'm happy for you anon^^
Describe yourself & your bf pls

Don't be too worried about being terrible: first time are always awkward but kinda cute too. Your friend likes you, so no matter what you do, he won't care

>>8696197
There's nothing to be ashamed of. Just let people know.

I don't think he's going to freak out because you touched his abs once.

>>8696127
1.) there's no way he just "happened" to have food his roomie gave him. he brought that shit for you.
2.) relax assgrabbing and kissing is normal
3.) suck his dick next time

>>8696197
That's just how straight guys are. You're probably reading too much into it because you're lonely and desperate.
You should come out though.

>>8696187
Thanks. Like I said I have no idea what I'm doing and it's kind of surprising this guy likes me that way at all.

>>8696216
I don't really know what kind of details you want, but I'll try. He's really laid back. Like nothing bothers him ever and he likes to mess with people and tease them, like I said. He's pretty good looking too I guess. I mean he definitely is, it just feels weird to say it still. He's taller and in better shape than me which kind of pisses me off, but it's not bad.

I don't really know how to describe myself, though. I've been told I have bitchy resting face and look mean, but I kind of like that because people usually leave me alone. His roommate referred to me as a twink, but I think its mostly to piss me off. Otherwise in terms of height and stuff I'm average, I guess. Maybe a little on the skinny side, but I've been trying to bulk up.

I just wish I could quit freaking out when he tries stuff. It's not that I don't want to, but I guess thinking about it is different than doing it.

>>8696291
I did kind of think it was lucky that there was leftover hot and sour soup since it's my favorite.

I've been kind of thinking of going farther, but I don't know how good I'll be and in all honesty, I'd probably wind up chickening out.

I have a cute story too

>tell straight friend I'm gay
>uninvited me from his bachelor party and wedding and slashes my tires

>>8696373
I don't wanna ruin your fun, but everyone can tell you're really lonely and bored, and you're clearly roleplaying.

>>8695892

Even with someone you're comfortable with and a lot of time it can sometimes be hard to climax, I've had it happens sometimes with my bf.

>>8696389
best story ITT tbqhdesu

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>>8696127
>tfw this will never happen to me

>>8696162
no but then I'm scared and avoidant of everyone

>>8696389
what a cunt

>>8695911
>>8695931
>>8696011
thank you for kind words: it seems I'm not broken yayyy
I was starting to doubting that I was gay

>>8696197

If you want to make a play, distinguish that from any need for coming out. I just dont see it being in your interests.

I think you may be confusing a bit of homoerotic intimacy with an actual desire to hook up. He may well give you the D under the right circumstances, but it sounds like it would give him issues of conscience and you are already blowing up the significance in your head, which is more problematic.

If you were not lacking other opportunities, this wouldn't draw on your attention and peace of mind so much, so maybe you can work on that.

One of the downsides of being 'in the closet' is that its easy to become emotionally fixated on friends because you are close and you find them attractive. The way to resolve it is to weigh the cost benefit and make a firm decision and feel good about it. If you want to make a play, fine. But dont bundle it with need or coming out.

I have a similar situation. I get what are deliberately mixed signals from a guy who is straight. But experience informs me that guys who are that fickle and indirect will have identity issues afterwards and blame me. So I dont encourage him because he has some internal growing up to do. One of the most contemptible things about curious heteros is their fear of verbalizing directly because they dont want to risk social punishment from me if they are rejected. If they are secure, its not a problem. But if they are conditioned to have a lot of hang ups, they dwell on it and self reject thinking it means more than it does. The more cerebral they are, the worse it is.

Its just not worth the aftermath for me. If his confidence every improves and he can assert himself, I might consider a good time. Until then, he is radioactive and Im not going to encourage it. I dont need some guy hating me because a lifetime of theory about himself gets wrecked for a quickie and resolves it by blaming me.

>>8696373
>bitchy resting face twink
I'd tease you a lot too d e s u

>>8696396
that's quite frustrating, isn't it?

>>8688837

A recurring theme itt seems to be people who dont feel validated and when confusing attraction with emotional intimacy, develop emotional crushes that confuse sex with love.

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>be me, a closeted fag
>be at a small birthday party
>get drunk and sit around the couch talking with friends
>they suddenly start talking about sexuality and shit
>the conversation eventually reaches me
>'and anon, what's your orientation?'

>snap out of my own drunkenness
>panick
>quickly start thinking of a way to avoid the question
>hatch plan
>start acting more drunk

>'muh orientation??'
>*points forewards*
>'that's my orientation'

Not today hidden homosexual feelings, not today.

>horror constantly shitposting
>Senpai being a fag
Wow gaygen really never changes. How old are you now horror 30?

>>8696443
I'm a good chat presence. :)

>>8696438
dam u smrt as heck anoni

>>8696443
.....w-wait, is that a thirties-free zone?

>>8696443

I know right. You would think he gets enough attention in the Discord.

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>>8696449
I really should've come out that moment. It was perfect. Most people there were good friends of mine and were also always very supportive of gay people. But I just had to panick and make that stupid remark.

I really fucked this one up.

>>8696449
>heck
No cursing on a family-friendly Turkish oil wrestling forum!

>>8696389

I got another cute story my boyfriend broke up with me because he said he didn't love me anymore

>>8696489
Does heck count as cursing for real?

>>8696483
You'd be wrong.

>>8696485
You can still unfuck it up. :)

>>8696500
The intent is still there.

>>8696490
Sad.

>>8696508
Yeah but the moment was just so perfect and relaxed.

Ugh it could've been so much easier.

>>8696552
But there's also nothing you can do about that now. Don't worry about it.

>>8696508
>The intent is still there.

So it's not a curse then.

have some gay cheese everyone

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNenDdAjhGG/

>>8696429

It's not really, we're both understanding of it, most of the time one of us just puts on a little porn and finishes that way, either on his face, mouth, or in his butt.

>>8696651
jfc

who has this much time

>>8697127
asians apparently

>>8696485

Girl you did come out. Everyone knows what a stupid comment like that means.

Not that you needed to. Nobody just randomly asks what your sexual orientation is. Your friends are just waiting for you to admit you're a fag.

bf's still upset with me for smoking weed in bed and wanking for 8 hours what am i like haha xx xx

>>8696651
yuck

>>8696490
Can you really expect love to last forever anon? Just know that all you'll ever get from somebody is bits and pieces and that everybody's going to do what's good for them first.

Sometimes I gaze over my memory of all the wonderful guys I've encountered, and I can't think of a single one who has it all, even the knock out dime pieces.

>>8697500
>Impling you fucked dimes

>>8694581
>2217
>Apple
>he hasn't bought 500 grand of AAPL swaps to prepare for the Hewlett Packard overlords takeover

>>8697728
This is a funny post but it will get no love from you brain dead legbutts
Fuck you, reading my posts is a delight, art and craftsmanship goes into each and every one, you should all fucking thank me for writing anything on this shit hole
god i hate trannies, LGB is fine with me, massacre when?

>>8696651
>using food color
disgusting

>>8697745
>B is fine

>>8698172
>L is fine

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As a former /pol/ack (for closeting reasons)
I'm really enjoying exploring my homosexual feelings with my new boyfriend, it feels like a real relationship more than any one I ever had with a girl, I actully care about him and he's fun to be with.

Is this really happening? Am I falling in love with a man?

There's just something about being held and cuddled by a man that feels so good

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Today I found a story with a romantic spin on orgasm denial and chastity, and it was so, so, so, so, so, so much hotter than the ones where one guy is simply forced into chastity. It's like putting your hearth and your boner in the same place and I almost got retarded when I came while reading it.

>>8696438
>>8696485
They already know you're gay.

>>8696438
You could not have fucked that up more

>>8697435
>girl
Stop that we aren't trannies

>>8697728
>2217
>assuming humanity will make it that far

>>8697745
I wish they'd all fucked off to discord instead

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>>8698322
Muh fetish.
>Tfw no cute locked bf

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>>8698482
>tfw no hot lovingly dominant bf
>tfw have to go to sleep horny
Here's the story I was talking about btw.
https://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/relationships/making-me-choose-chastity

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need a ginger in my life

>>8698830
Hi

>>8698322
Is there a way to keep myself from cumming without a cage?

>>8699169
Not masturbating is a good one.

>>8699216
Well, my boyfriend likes to tease me and I don't want to get punished if I fail while he edges me...

soooo this guy gave me his number after we fucked yesterday: he seemed that he liked me, how long should I wait before call him back??
It's one of those cute/hunk smol Asian with a big butt :3

>>8699223
If he's edging you, that's sort of his fault, unless you're not communicating well.

>>8699382
>It's one of those cute/hunk smol Asian with a big butt :3
Those are the best.

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I'm bi, and my bf recently told me that he thinks it's hot that I'm "straighter than him"

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>>8699475
I'm gay and I've been straighter than the 2 bi guys I was with. One of them even introduced me to Drag Race.

>>8699395
Less communication failure more me wanting to win really bad and being a stubborn fucker about it.

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>>8698322
Yeah they probably know. But I still can't get myself to just get it out in the open.

Why can't I just stop being such a big pussy.

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Are we talking about ships? Cause this is a pretty great ship right here.

>>8699475
Yeah. I've heard that quite a bit too.

I think fetishising straightness is pretty normal.

>>8698830
I can't get over the thought that these guys look like cousins.

>>8698830
Why does it look like the start of a vlog?

Now that I've gotten my first jock strap, I never want to wear anything else. It just feels so right.

>>8700060
So you gonna show us what it looks like then?

>>8699746
>fetishising straightness
I mean why wouldn't you want someone to just be like a normal person

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>>8700069

>>8700104
Ooh looks nice.

>>8700094
Ikr, crazy talk.

>>8700133
It's super comfy so far! Got another one coming in the mail in a couple weeks.

>>8700060
it looks nice, but isn't it to annoying to have pants fabrics chafing your bare ass?

(ngl I was expecting a picture of you wearing it T B H)

>>8700166
Nah, I've worn it with jeans, khakis and gym shorts and stuff just fine. My bf likes it, but I'm self conscious to post a picture of my bum for the scrutinizing eyes of gaygen.

>>8700186
Don't be, the whole point of 4chan is anonymity

How come ""gays"" outside of /lgbt/ are just trap/tranny chasers? That's not TruGay.

>>8700625
What? I get the opinion that that's the 4chan type that's hungry for femmes.

I'm a GoldStar gay IRL and I'm into daddies

Should I invite my gay friend who doesn't know that I am gay to my formal?

I'm really thankful I have a boyfriend
When I'm with him I can let go of all my Hetero masc acting bs

I can kiss him and feel safe, be held on his strong arms
I get to be submissive, suck dick and feel his cock inside me

Why are men so amazing?

>>8700735
every time there's a gay thread on /soc/ it's always "Looking for traps/fembois"

>>8700822
I think that's a 4chan thing. There's an obsession with traps and futa shit while claiming it's not gay if it's a feminine penis.

>>8700735
>GoldStar
whats this

>>8700787
t. wants to be a girl

>>8700885
Means you've never fucked a chick iirc.

>>8700885
It's a lesbian meme about being purer if you've never dated a guy. Even for them it's a forced meme, but apparently we need to have it too.

>>8700822
just bis shitposting into gay threads

>>8700965
We need to have it because it makes bisexuals buttmad for some reason, which is always a good thing.

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>best friend over
>now cat only wants to be with him and totally ignores you whenever he's over
why am I pissed off by this?

>>8701026
>catcucked

>>8700885
>tfw not a goldstar gay because a girl raped me when I was 17

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>>8700924
You motherfucker

Look. Can I just get a break from being a tough guy...

not everything has to be tranny related...

>>8701040
How did she rape you?

>tfw you finally realize for real that human beings have egos way too big
>are extremely hateful towards each other for no reason
>will be passive aggressive and straight up lie to you only because how social constructs work, otherwise you'll be treated like literal shit
>nobody will ever care about you, egoism will forever be prevalent

I don't want to be here anymore. Everyone hates each other, people are fake otherwise and pretend they don't.

>>8701081
I really don't want to talk about it.

>>8700787
Where can I find a boy like you?

>>8701026
>pussy ain't loyal

>>8701107
Did 'she' put 'her' girldick in your boypucci?

>>8701145
Anon I appreciate you trying to be funny, but she literally forcefully put my penis inside of her. Please stop now.

>>8701145
>Where can I find a boy like you?
/repgen/

>>8701145
Basically take a try hard meathead closet case

Telltale sign for my bf was my masculine body but feminine face that betrayed I was a submissive fag and my submissive mannerism when challenged by an alpha male like my bf

He probably can't lift as much as me but I'm so submissive when he's around, I just feel so free being able to be that with him


>>8701171
That's cute as fugg

Boys with the hearts of girls being picked up by gay men and taught it's ok for them to be boys

What are your opinions on stretch marks? I got some on my left pec and shoulder from gaining muscle too fast supposedly. People literally think I've been attacked with a knife or something. Really makes me insecure.

>>8701167
Was she a friend or girlfriend or what? How much older was she? Did you ever seek therapy?

>>8701145
*raises hand*

Please take me. I'll be your obedient houseboy

>>8701244
Neither, two years older, I don't believe in therapy, and I'm too scared to talk about it with anyone.

>>8701026
It means you need to fugg your best friend and marry him and live with him so your cat can be happy

>>8701309
Then how did you know her? Why don't you believe in therapy?

My advice is finding some way to talk about it, whether on an anonymous site like /adv/ or a support subreddit, or a helpline, or even just writing about it for your own eyes. But you know yourself better than I do, so maybe that wouldn't be helpful.

Mtfg made me feel sick with castration gifs while I was trolling them

Can I cuddle up to a man and have a nice big cock in my mouth to recover please?

>>8701417
how did you troll them?

>>8701225
meh, like clean scars or moles, I don't care: it's a bit unusual at first, then it give personality to a body, like it's easier to remember, you see?

>>8701417
Don't ask how, but you made me google phimosis pics... and now I do see the point about circumcision desu.

>>8701512
>circumcision
>ever
What the fuck?

>>8700885
It's a gay that has never done anything involving a woman, and it also requires that you were delivered via c-section because then that means you've never touched vag.

>>8701583
No, that last thing is a Platinum Gay™.

>>8701512
>phimosis
>worse than circumcision

>>8698396

Oh honey.

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20 y/o twink ready to evolve to twunk-mode. any tips? namely w/exercise, havent done anything other than cardio since i was 15

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>>8701734

just fuckin pound red bull and get excited and go crazy. dont even count your reps. do what feels good. your body knows what's best

>>8701755
no
anyone else

>>8701785
Why don't you try pounding my ass instead?

>>8701799
can you lay under me as i do push ups?

>>8701807
Sounds wonderful

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>>8701785

That's how that guy got fit. Doubt if you want, your loss (of gains)

>>8701734
Do GG1s push/pull program or a similar variant, and learn how to eat. All you need to know as a beginner. Go on /fit/ to read the sticky only, but don't trust anyone there. Watch youtube tutorials on how to so the exercises.

>>8696392
Honestly, this was pretty much my situation a few months ago down to the age and everything. Except when I confronted him about it he told me to stop embarrassing myself and that he didn't know what I was talking about. fucking kill me t b h

>>8700822
Look up prison-gay. It's been rife past couple of years. It was mostly localised in furfag community, but it's spread like wildfire to here.

>>8701734
i'm jealous of that ass

>>8701734
I'd probably stay out with ss+ stone accessory work.

>>8701512
circumcision to treat phimosis is like amputating a hand just because you got a splinter

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I need help

I used to be the regular /pol/tard muh tradishonal family and all and i fell for a trap

He's super sweet with me and looks cute as hell and is able to provide interesting discussion unlike modern women

What the fuck do i do? I want to talk about how much i love him to everyone but i don't want to be called a faggot

>>8703119
>He
there's you answer champ
embrace the gay or gtfo

>>8703119
Find confidence in yourself

I'm a big guy, I lift weights and am a mean looking motherfucker. And im the sub bottom for my masc bf and don't feel like a faggot for it. It's just what I enjoy, and a man goes out and does what he enjoys

My friends were shocked I have a boyfriends but they think it's cute

Be your own man

Akise x Yuki
I still cannot believe he took that subhuman of a woman.

tee eff double-you when no bee eff

No one can know I'm a repressed transwoman who wants access to the gay male market

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>>8703575
fuck off

>>8703709
I'm afraid there's no way for you to tell.
Also isn't it morally respectable to repress that since t isn't a real part of lgb

It's not like I'm evil :(

>>8703112
I should have been clearer: preemptive circumcision is absurd, yes
but it seems an adequate treatment for actual medical cases of phimosis.

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>>8703119
>1 more goy falling for the (((trap))) meme
More seriously, be a mensch, lift, buy guns and protect your new love from your homophobic /pol/ friends

>>8703763
For me it made more sense just to date another /pol/ack

LGBT can suck my pronouns

>>8703812
You can suck my dick.

>>8703204
Post pic please.

Top, bottom, or vers?
1. Oscar Wilde
2. Leonardo da Vinci
3. Alan Turing
4. Harvey Milk
5. Freddie Mercury
6. Friedrich the Great
7. Alexander the Great

after years of loneliness (eg. "I'm sure that someone attractive will fall right into my arms without doing any efforts! True love exists!" etc. all that crap), I just want to fuck anyone at this point: now I barely hesitate as soon as someone ask me a quick fuck: isn't that sad?

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>>8704070
Quick meaninless fucks aren't wonderful that's for sure and they leave you feeling annoyed and disgusted, but they get the job done. Just have a few fucks under your belt and move on to better when they show up.

>>8703956
1. bottom
2. vers
3. top
4. bottom
5. top
6. vers
7. top

>>8704070
>isn't that sad?
yes

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>>8694812
Hello I'm from toronto

Hand over the boyfriends and nobody gets it.

This is not a game.

>>8705122
gets what?

>>8705217
The stick, and I don't give a fuck about a motherfucking po'.

Behold! >>8705276