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>>8650522
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>>8657310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msGvEtmR970
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>>8657310
I-it's beautiful.
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>>8657310
>toasting in clg bread
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Sup CLG, what do you think your chances are in the summer split?
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>>8657358
aphromoo will save CLG, of course.
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>>8657310
>tfw finding out a bun will do for an OP
Mixed feels that I wasted more than 5 secs in the past on the OP and freedom that I only need to spend 5 secs on the OP in the future.
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Hey, anon, we're about to roll up some DnD characters but we need a GM. Would you like to GM for us?
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>>8657310
What is it with lesbians and bread? Is there an in-joke?
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>>8657480
see >>8651119
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>>8657423
That's what happens when you're a newfaggot thinking this is /vg/.
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>>8657480
bread rhymes with thread
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>>8657510
>Newfaggot
So this is what they're calling newfag now?
>/vg/
Never visited
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>>8657510
>tfw my favourite general died years ago and I'm still sad
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>>8657480
It's a metaphor
the sliced bun is equivalent to cutting your baps off
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>>8657423
Let's not jump to half-baked conclusions, we have yet to see how the thread will unfold. Your pain may not have been in vain.
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>>8657539
Go away, Carlos.
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>>8657518
General for what game?
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>>8657555
JRPG general.
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>>8657558
Which JRPGs do you play?
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>>8657583
Wew, I've played a lot of JRPGs.
I'm currently playing Atelier Ayesha and Trails in the Sky. Other than that I'm an Atlus and Squarefag.
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>>8657310
Fucking lmao. You actually did it, OP.
Very noice!
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>>8657310
Put the word lesbian in your next attempt. You fucking moron.
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>>8657795
Male go away.
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>>8657810
Y chromosome cant do a damn thing correct.
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>>8657795
>not reading the previous thread
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>>8657837
Kek's creation will never take my time.
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>>8657850
Why so much hatred for kek?
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>>8657886
I raped her mother in a past life.
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>>8657810
>>8657821
Calm down, you're both Matts.
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So how is everyone's Monday going so far?
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>>8658152
I work at a bakery and bitches dropping like flies and now I gotta make breads more which I hate.

Thinking of asking for a raise and if told no I'll just quit as well.
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>>8658212
Do you bake cat bread at your bakery?

>>8658152
Went to my hometown on Saturday and will stay here until Wednesday. Today's my free day and I've been trying to trim my PSP backlog; it's my biggest backlog and I since the rest of my consoles aren't here, I was hoping I could focus on it.
I do miss the qt I've been seeing.
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>fucking with older weird 'pan' lady
>not at all relationship material but she eat pussy and ain't bad
>kinda hippie weird and 36 but hey weed and she's fucking another girl my age and maybe purest 3some in future
>but she's also always helping out these rando homeless folks
>calls me over to fuck
>k but I have work at ass o'clock in the morning so I'll just sleep there after and fuck off
>rando bum there she's renting a room to
>y
>suspect he's a drug addict
>many reasons why
>hide any valuable shit in car, just bring change of clothes
>me and pan lady fuck around good, sleep, wake up 3 am for work
>bag of clothes gone
>bum gone
>some other minor shit of hers gone
>wake her ass up
>fight ensues cause it couldn't possibly be that bum and I should be kinder to addicts it's a desease
>fuck that now I have work
>go home, grab change of clothes, block her blowing up my phone for the day
>go back, find empty bag + apron + my empty mini pill bottle (full of my unlabeled 800mg ibuprofen so at least fucker got nothing but probably snorted that shit like a dumbass)
>her bitching me out for leaving mad
>trying to have me help her find him
>nah bye
>haven't talked to her since
>kinda talked to other girl she was fucking that I met
>we're both bitching about her
>she invites me out to smoke weed with her later
>obvious intent of fucking
>hmmm....


So if I have an older ex fuck buddy and I'm done with her what's the etiquette on fucking my ex fuck buddy's fuck buddy?
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>>8658212
You aren't the anon that just started working at a bakery are you?

>>8658251
>PSP backlog
What games are you currently working on?
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>>8658251
nothing so weeby

just buns, white, a 5 grain, and some kinda gf oat that's not horrible but I honestly don't get the point of and hate
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>>8658251
What you been playing through on your PSP?
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>>8658264
I've posted once or twice about bakery work before but I've been there for half a year now.
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>>8657310
You fucking did it. I don't even.
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>>8658268
>don't get the point of
celiac's? cashing in on trends? what other "point" should there be...?
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>>8658293
This is starting to make me crave bread
>40 posts
>not a single bun joke
Disappoint, /clg/
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>>8658293
Hnnngh that dark rye.
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>>8658323
>>8658320
Well, it just wouldn't be very bun'ny if they are there all over the place now, would it.

And if we are having a Bread Thread it might as well have some decent bread pictures in it.
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I always want to get better at fucking women. I can give a bitch about 10 orgasms and have made multiple women "squirt". I've practically had them convulsing. How can I reach that next level though? Tantric sex?? Sex magic? HELP ME.
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>>8658264
>>8658273
Final Fantasy Tactics. I've been playing it on and off for over a year, but I'm finally inching closer to the end.

>>8658268
>gf oat

Can it compare to a gf?

>>8658333
>tfw didn't orgasm during sex since the beginning of the year
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Fig and walnut bread a best.
Olive ones are OK too.
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>>8658264
I'm the new baker anon, not asking for a raise yet ha ha.
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>>8658312
No but I ask if someone has celiacs before selling that bread because if they do they still can't eat it. It's a motherfucking bakery. There's flour everywhere and the bread is exposed to it.

And if it's just a trend to cash in on fine but it's a stupid trend. I get wanting to cut carbs but the oat bread is sweetened with honey which is a fucking carb so macro v calorie it's the same goddamn shit.

Technically the healthiest one imo is the 5 grain because of the slightly better protein to calorie ratio and it's got a fair amount of good fiber.

But ultimately why the ever loving fuck is anyone going on some carb/glutten free diet even walking into a goddamn bakery in the first place.

And it's just a bitch to get it nice and fluffy looking like the other breads. We barely sell it as much as the other breads.
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>>8658407
It did seem a bit ambitious.

>>8658433
I don't think I've ever read a bread rant before.
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>>8658433
You will be happy to read this.
http://www.wakingtimes.com/2016/04/18/gluten/
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>>8658464
Meant to include this derp.
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>>8658464
bout as happy as if there was an article on how scientific studies today say water is wet
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>tfw no gf
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>watch dunkirk
>get reminded that I don't have a qt girl( )friend to play PTSD simulator with
>get reminded that there still isn't a game/mod of cute girls suffering the horrors of war
I need either of these to keep living.
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>>8658974
I have PTSD, anon, wanna fug me silly while I give you a thousand yard stare?
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>>8659472
This is hilarious. What isn't funny is that we only have 24 posters in this edition of clg. We usually have like 60+
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>>8659544
Last thread there was only like 40 something posters and that thread was up all weekend.
Usually when there is 60+ posters is when trolls stop by to shit on the thread.
Plus, this thread was created not so long ago, so chill.
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>>8659544
>We usually have like 60+
Reiterating that using a mobile device to post can result in artificially inflated IP numbers. I'm pretty sure I was responsible for at least 10 last thread, as I was bouncing on and off the network.
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>>8659596
spooky
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>>8659596
Three of the 24 posters IP are mine for this thread. One from my home wifi, one from my mobile, and one from my school wifi.
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>>8659616
inb4 there is actually only 5 people keeping clg alive and 2 are trannies.
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>>8659616
I'm pretty sure I'm only one today, I didn't post while I was out.

>>8659618
I always expect to find out that multiple regulars are actually the same person.
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>>8659618
The world just got a lot smaller...and lonelier.
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>>8659622
>I always expect to find out that multiple regulars are actually the same person.
Like who?
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>>8659635
I don't suspect anyone in particular, it just seems like something that's likely to happen at some point.
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>>8659648
>tfw clg anons adapt multiple personas for shits and giggles
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>>8659657
d/a I mean I ended up being two different named anons for a bit due to sheer coincidence. (As in you lot just gave me one name then later another and for a long time didn't realize I was the same person) so I just rolled with it. I didn't play it up or pretend they were different people. I just answered posts to each as the one they were talking to. I only post as one of them now.
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>>8659705
Peeps-haha anon.
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>>8659712
So quick.
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I am a finalist for the job I applied to! They checked my references yesterday and I should be hearing back from them soon! I am so excited!
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>>8659736
congrats anon! I hope u get the spot
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>>8659735
Your pics give you away desu.
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>tfw my cat scratched me so badly on the head I did need suture points and I'm still high from the stuff the hospital gave me
A-at least I now have my day off.
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>>8659763
That's a bad kitty.
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>>8659763
>head
How did that even happen?
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>>8659744
I do recycle a lot. Or do you mean something else?
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>>8659794
She likes to jump in my arms or on my shoulders so I can pet her but she probably hurt herself while jumping this time and ended up tearing off my back and head.
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>>8659810
Jesus. Well I wish you a speedy recovery.
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>>8659803
You tend to post redheads/gingers is what I meant.

>>8659810
>ended up tearing off my back and head
Holy shit. Wolverine cat.
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>>8659810
My cat used to do that, but the worst I got was holes in my t-shirts and sweaters.
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Yet another reason why trained doggos are the best pets.
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>>8659817
>>8659821
>>8659829
It's a siberian cat, so she's pretty big.
Also the doctor's reaction was pretty funny, laughing saying cat scratches just needed some disinfection and then looking at my head and blurting "well, she got you pretty bad, actually".
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>>8659845
*blurting out
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>>8659845
What a cutie!
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>>8659845
So cute!
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>>8659622
>multiple regulars are actually the same person
On the other hand, there were times were multiple people mistakened for the same regular (Kancolle). Burger confusingly posts like Delinquent sometimes too.
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>>8659911
Delinquent doesn't post here much anymore and when she did, it was mostly about being awkward.
Burger mostly post about yana, skyrim fucking up, and her night shift woes.
It's not that hard to tell them apart most of the time.
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>it's already August 1st
>tfw I spent the summer in my room playing vidyas and shitposting just like last summer and the summer before that
>tfw I've been doing the same shit for years now
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>>8659821
>You tend to post redheads/gingers is what I meant.
Fair haha. Do I know you from somewhere by chance or was that a casual observation?
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>>8659938
How do we break the cycle anon?!
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>>8659938
>tfw I dated a qt last summer
>tfw best summer of all time
>tfw it's been a year since then, she broke up with me on NYE, and I'm still sad
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>>8660032
Casual observation. I mean, I'm here all the time so I noticed that you tend to post qts with similar features.
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>>8660053
>get a job, reduces autism
>sometimes do normie stuff with acquired monies
>shitpost and play vidya on most evenings and weekends
This is what we adult nerds do.
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>>8660077
I guess I do have a pretty firm type.
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>tfw no asian gf
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>clg
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>>8657310
I'm on a diet but now i want to eat a bun so bad
why did you do this
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>>8660251
You forgot your meme image and peeps beat you by hours.
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I could use some advice. I'm thinking of surprising my girl by buying a yuri game or two from this list: http://store.steampowered.com/curator/6864182-Hella-Yuri/?appid=351710
Any suggestions on what would be a good buy? She liked Life is Strange and we have the Fallout Series and a few other games on that list that aren't yuri focused. Plus a bunch of VNs we keep starting but never finished like Nurse Love's Addiction. So I'd say probably not a VN and preferably a game we can play together though good stand-alones are cool too.
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>>8660311
not necessarily super lesbian focused but stardew valley would make for super cute/fun cuddle gameplay plus you guys can flirt with girls and stuff
Emily best girl btw
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>>8660210
You have good taste in qts. Keep posting them!
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>>8660311
Nep Re;Birth is okay. Gameplay is better than in vanilla, albeit still not great. Dialogue is fun though and the gurls are qt. Same for Yoru no nai Kuni.
Valkyrie Drive is nice if you like button mashers, it's similar to Senran Kagura.
NieR Automata, Dishonored, Dragon's Dogma and Arcanum are great, although not particularly gay.
Love Ribbon is for when you miss Austrianon.
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>>8660225
>tfw not an asian gf
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>>8660225
>tfw two (2) Asian fwbs
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>>8660390
>Austrianon
Germanon? How many hours have you played Love Ribbon?
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>>8660390
I always miss austrianon
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>>8660225
>tfw you are asian and have an asian gf
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>>8660431
I play it every night before bed.

>>8660433
You know which game to get.
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I just finished Dishonored 1, and I really liked it. What should I play now?
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>>8660340
Stardew Valley is such a comfy game. I bought it during the summer sale after some anon from here suggested it.
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>>8660481
Anon here again. Is the second game good?
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Would you play my game, /lesgen/?
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>>8660438
Give me your life pls.
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>>8660481
I would suggest Black Desert if you like MMORPGs. I created the waifu of my dreams on there and now I can't stop playing it.
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>>8660513
What is it about?
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>>8657604
/vg/ doesn't play untranslated games. You'd have better luck in /jp/.
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>>8660589
I don't know yet, writing is harder than programming. It's most likely gonna be 2D because I'm lazy.
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>>8660481
>>8660507
Do you want more of the same feeling? If yes, I'd recommend classy Thief.
The first Dishonored suffered from the player receiving the bad ending if they actually used their fancy powers. They improved upon that in the sequel. Also, Emily grew up to be hot.
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>>8660605
>/vg/ doesn't play untranslated games.
Mobage.
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>>8660513
I'd press ã‚¢
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>>8660605
>untranslated
But anon mentioned translated games
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>>8660666
That just outputs "option 2" for now. It should become the "load" button someday.
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>>8657310
>Never been physically or romantically attracted to men
>Nearing 28 and alone, but I want a family
>Ask a lifelong friend to be sperm donor
>First 10 weeks are all normal
>Week 15 I start spending a lot more time with him
>Week 17 start noticing I'm more intimate and physical
>Holding his hand when we walk, hugging him every chance I get ect.
>Week 19 we're watching a movie when he falls asleep
>His hand falls between my legs
>Feel intense desire and sexual attraction

Please tell me this is temporary and normal. Please.
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>>8660616
Sounds fun. Is it more challenging? I ask because I breezed through the first game on hard on my first play-through without dying once.
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>>8660832
Sounds like you need the D, desu.
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>>8660832
Please tell me you never told him you were a lesbian. Please.
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>>8660832
Fuck off bishit and/or troll.
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>>8660616
>killing lots of semi-innocent soldiers with your op powers
What's the bad end like? I've got the good one even though I had high chaos at the end, I killed 20 soldiers and the final boss in the last mission. Went from low to high after that bloodbath.
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>>8660865
I got*
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The Mirror's edge girl is pretty cute in the first game. Has anyone here played it?
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SLOW
L
O
W
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>>8660913
DAAAAAAAN
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>>8660913
I don't get it. She wants to penetrate her gf?
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>>8660960
It's just Dan Scheider's paedophilic footfaggotry.
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>>8660964
Wait how old is she?
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>>8660682
I meant a jrpg thread wouldn't last long enough without including untranslated games, and there are already generals for mobile games and rpgmaker.
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>>8660988
15-17, I'd say.
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>>8660913
Victoria Justice was such a qtpie. Weird that her career never took off.
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>>8660892
only the demo back in the day
I ended up buying l4d instead
>the console version is more populated and the pc
>why is this
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>>8660988
>>8661001
I'm pretty sure Miranda was already over 20 there but he has been diddling her since little.
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>>8660892
I liked it, and the new one too. The cutscenes in the first one were horrid, but I thought the story was cute. It's been a long time since I played.
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>>8661008
>Weird
Everyone in Nick is at the mercy of this creeper. Victoria most likely never gave him the cunny or threatened Dan to tell someone so he terminated her.
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Any German girls interested in saving her from her family?

https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/6qvf2q/i_am_so_angry_and_dissatisfied_with_my_experience/
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>tfw there are asian qts in this thread right now that aren't posting their pics or dating me
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>>8661032
>dating me
Probably because they have good taste.
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>>8661029
>live in india
>get raped
Remember world power by 2022, boys.
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>>8660841
I don't think so. Emily has different powers from Corvo and I felt hers were even more powerful. Death of the Outsider is also about to be released, you might want to look into it.

>>8660865
I played on low chaos and got the good ending myself, I can't help you on how the other ending was like.

>>8660892
I did a no-weapons run on my first playthrough, which made the game a bit tougher. I also have a bad sense of orientation and it was exhausting to play sometimes. However the scenery and art direction is really good.
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>>8660225
>tfw already have asian wife.
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>>8661098
Does she get embarrassed easily?
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>>8661108
Not as easily any more. She was a social wreck when I met her.
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I just ordered a tenkey-less, without numpad, mechanical keyboard because they seem swell. Unfortunately, I couldn't find one without the red Cherry switches that are supposed to be very sensitive, and they may be difficult to type with. Did I get memed?
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>>8661202
>mechanical keyboard
>Did I get memed?
Yes
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>>8661132
Asains already have difficulty talking to girls. Add being gay on top of that and that's really adorable.
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>>8661132
Post cute, heart-warming stories.
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>>8661320
Kinda weird how this is a thing considering how many of the known Asian regulars here have gfs
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>>8661393
It's not really a thing.
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>>8661202
>>8661216
I love red switches. I don't feel memed at all.
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Sooo... what did y'all think about this week's GOT? Between no news of Arya, and Bran catching autism from TeR-vaccine, I actually expected something more to happen, when Cersei kissed Tyene. Perhaps I'm too perv for this shit.
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>>8661390
Our first date was valentine's in 2013. That's the day I asked her out to be my girlfriend. She knew I liked girls, that wasn't a secret, but I wasn't sure of her orientation yet.

Towards the winter months in 2012 though, things had grown fussy for us I suppose. Lots of lingering glances, her eyes darting away when I looked over and the like. While I was home for the holidays she kept sending me texts fishing for topics to talk about.
She's the type that thinks "how are you" isn't a perfectly valid way to start a conversation. Everything has a point.

Anyway, after the holidays she starts avoiding me, even though we had talked about looking forward to meeting again and have fun. Finally I corner her and ask her out for Valentine's, she submits. The numbskull doesn't realise the occasion of the day though, not until it's there. To her it was just another day in dreary February.

So I show up all dolled up and she's wearing go-to-the-bar-and-swing-a-mug clothes. She gasps and hurries into something proper for an actual date, all the while avoiding her parents like bugs-fuckin' bunny. She's still in the closet then, see, so they can't know she's going out with a girl.

In her hurry she forgot to be timid- It made me happy to see she wanted to make an effort to look nice to me.

Anyway, date is successful. We go to this really nice place across from Canary Wharf. This is in London.
To begin with she keeps scouting about assuming people will roast her for dating her crush, but as the nigth progresses and no pitchfork wielding rebels approach us, she relaxes and finally starts talking about how happy she is that I took her out etc. etc.

Fireworks come on, specifically for Valentine's I assume. Lots of restaurants along river Thames for that view. I finally ask her to go out with me officially. She goes through something similar to the 5 stages of giref and loss in a 10 second time span and then we're a couple.
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>>8661552
Now I demand lewd story.
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>>8661468
Dani is getting more annoying as each episode passes. Jon should have smacked some sense into her.
>Bend the knee, Jon
>No. Fuck off, Dani.
>I said bend the knee Jon you fucking pleb
>Fuck that, Dani. White Walkers are coming. Let's work together to fuck them up.
>I said bend the knee and call me queen, Jon. I have cool dragons. REEEEEE.
Why does Dani have to be such an edgelord.
I was expecting Arya to show up after Bran. I'm guessing she will next episode. Can't wait to see what Bran tells everyone.
RIP in peace qt sand snake.
RIP old lady Jeffrey killer. Your heroism will be noted in history.
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>>8661552
>something adorable like this will never happen to you
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>>8660225

>tfw an azn grill with a gf but may be losing her soon
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>>8661393
>Asian regulars here have gfs
Isn't there only one with a gf?
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>>8662220
How many Asian regulars do you know, anony?
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>>8662264
Are there more than two?
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>>8662220
I'm not only counting ones who post here. There's >>8661552 who I think is the anon with the Chinese wife, Burger and her Korean gf, 42 yr old Korean with a gf, and sometimes Nazi has a gf. None of these sound like Asian girls too shy to get a gf in this thread.
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>>8662283
>None of these sound like Asian girls too shy to get a gf
Because that's just a stereotype.
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>tfw no Asian gf
>tfw hardly any Asian girls in area period, much less gay ones
>tfw mostly flooded by Somalis with 6 children each
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>>8662418
>tfw live in Asian neighbourhood
>tfw a recent Asian fling asked me to be her gf
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>>8662283
Isn't the kid who got picked up at her gym Asian too?
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>tfw don't care about the race of my gf
>tfw options wide open
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>>8662458
Same. A qt is a qt.
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>>8662457
Really? I don't remember her saying.
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>>8662458
>>8662478
And yet you remain unloved.
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>>8662493
wew. 2real.
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>>8662493
Please don't remind me.
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>>8662491
I might be mixing people up again.
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>>8662428
Why would you hurt me in this way?
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>>8662546
I'm trying to show there's still hope for you. I declined her offer, anyway.
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>>8662566
>I declined her offer, anyway.
Why?
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Are there Asians who fetishize Asians?
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>>8662611
Simply because I have no feelings for her.
I still see her quite often and it's been a bit awkward.
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>>8662662
Question: do you fetishize your own race?
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>>8662686
redheads are a thing
so are blonds
or does that count?
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>>8662686
I am Asian, I don't fetishize anyone. I meant to ask if there were Asian lesbians who fetishize Asians. I know there are Western-born Asian men who have the same idealized view of Asian-born Asian women that white dudes are susceptible to, so I assume that kind of lesbian exists as well. But I thought I'd see what others would have to say.
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>>8662694
That's hair color, not race, anon.
>>8662710
It seems doubtful, because I don't see how they can have an idealized version of both their race and gender when they're an example of it, their mother, other female family friends and presumably friends etc. I guess it's possible but it would be odd.
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>>8662728
>how they can have an idealized version of both their race and gender when they're an example of it
I've only seen it with people whose families have long since westernized, so they aren't exactly.
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>>8661468
>mfw failed 'foreign invasion'
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>>8661468
>Bran catching autism from TeR-vaccine
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>>8663328
What the fuck is this thing? Are those the real subs?
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>>8663534
Those are meme subs but it's basically what was said in the scene.
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>>8663328
ok but what's wrong with that guy's face

did his chin get stuck in an industrial crusher of some kind
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>>8663542
Glad I dropped this shit at season 5, then. Also >>8663554, he pretty much looks like some psychopath. Were the Winterfell kids supposed to become that ugly?
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>>8663612
All the actors available out there in the world and they couldn't get one with a humanoid face?
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>>8663554
>ok but what's wrong with that guy's face
He's British.
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>>8663542
what were the actual lines tho?
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>>8663612
>Were the Winterfell kids supposed to become that ugly?
Not really. In the book, Bran looks nothing like what the show portrays. In the book, Bran has reddish hair and blue eyes. He looks more like a Tully than a Stark. Actually, Arya is the only one of the Stark kids that is portray closes to the book. She looks more like a Stark than a Tully.
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>>8663675
Here you go:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ek_BcOj_Tgg
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>>8658323
Lol how can whyte bread even compete
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>>8660892
The first mirrios edge is the shit. Great game, great scenery, smooth controls, fuck that one anon the cut scenes are nice. If your goggles are on you can see some sexual tensions between faith and the blonde chick. 10/10 game in my opinion. Second one? I pre orderd it....i dont pre order games anymore.
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>>8663888
>the cut scenes are nice
Are you high? The execution is on par with early 2000s flash animations.
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>>8663947
I think it was intentional. Fuck, i bet you play on pc.
>muh graphics
PC players are a joke.
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>>8663947
You just need to buy a better graphics card
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>>8663979
>PC players are a joke.
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>>8663979
>muh style
The go-to defense used by blind assholes. Because this is a lovely example of quality animation right?
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>>8663979
>>8663990
Let's be real. We're posting on 4chan. We're all a joke.
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>>8664012
Its a lovely example of their decision to use that style. Are you so dense you dont realize what games dice are responsible for? They could have made the cut scenes more in tune with the graphics of the actual gameplay, but im more than positive they chose that style on purpose. Comon, get over it. The game is great, the cut scenes are nice, youre shallow and stupid. Conversation over
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>>8664027
>still thinks I'm complaining about the style
Not sure if retarded or a pretty decent troll.
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>>8664050
why not both?
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>>8664076
Well, that's one way of clearing things up.
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My ex, who's been ignoring me for one and a half months, finally messaged me this morning.
She didn't talk about her behaviour at all though, just some news about a grill she likes to complain about. Not sure what to make of it, and if she realizes how it felt to me, but either way I'm relieved she's talking to me and hopefully she'll do it regularly again.
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>>8664115
why on god's green earth do you want to talk to your ex again?
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>>Wake up at 2am to the sound of my front door click shut and my dog moving my hand
>>Hear someone slowly walking in my house
>>Gf is dead asleep next to me
>>Shook her really fast and told her to get the fuck up someones breaking in and to be quiet
>>The guys in the kitchen
>>She calls 911 and I told her to hide in the closet and be quiet
>>She started freaking out and crying
>>I'm trying to be fucking quiet so I just shove her in the closet and stood behind the door where he couldn't see ms
>>Guy came through the doorway
>>I cracked him in the ribs with my metal bat
>>Full swing
>>He goes down on the floor with the wind knocked out of him
>>My dog starts biting him
>>Turned the lights on
>>Gf runs out of closet scared af
>>Took off his black ski mask
>>Some druggy we both know whose sketched out on shit
>>His eyes are all jittery and he's right wired
>>Continued to beat the bloody piss out of him with gf on phone with 911 in the other room
>>Cops show up 5 minutes later
>>We live in the middle of nowhere and down in some deep woods
>>I usually lock my doors but forgot my front one just this one time
>>Cops came and got him
>>Cop told me I was too aggressive on him
>>Explained some masked unannounced guy broke into our house sketched out on something and came into OUR bedroom wanting to do who knows what to us at 2am and he want's me to not be pissed off? I told him he's lucky my gun was getting cleaned at my brothers or I would've shot out his kneecaps.
>>Cop shut up and left.
>>Have work in a few hours but haven't been able to fall back asleep and getting phone calls from neighbors.
I really hate junkies..
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>>8664123
We're still close friends and we had a good relation going on even after we broke up.
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>>8664153
>close friends
>ignores you for one and a half months
>messages you just to gossip
Something doesn't seems right, anon.
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>>8664135
>My dog starts biting him
That's a good pupper.

Damn, anony. Some crazy night you had. Pretty badass that you beat the shit out of him though.
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>>8664160
Well, yeah, her doing that has been bothering me, and I don't know why she's been like that. Usually we still talked daily, sometimes for hours, and trusted each other with our problems. Last time we met she also said that I'm the friend she's closest to.
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>>8664135
That's a pretty wild night, you gave him what he deserved. Give your woofer a treat.
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>>8664135
Fuck those cops. What happened to castle doctrine? If you had done anything wrong it would be the prosecutor's business anyway, not theirs.

>>8664263
Not if he's still breathing she didn't.
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45 minutes and I be free
I'm going to speed home, run a scalding hot shower, smoke the last of my weed and possibly fall asleep if I'm so lucky
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>>8664135
>USA
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>>8661468
No, I'm not in the target audience anymore.
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Some days I really, really, really wish I had a 28 year old qt korean-american gf. She's so cute. My heart won't stop the hhhhhhnnnngs
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>>8664348
Where have you been, burger? Too stone to post? What happened to us smoking long distance together a few weeks ago, huh? Now I can't do it because I need to do a drug screen for my new job.
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>>8664420
What's the target audience for GoT?
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>>8664902
Effeminate men with beards that like to orbit obese women with blue or green hair and thick-rimmed glasses. You know the types.
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>>8664943
Don't forget the bright-red lipstick.
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>tfw no Ursula gf
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>>8664225
Are you trying to get back with her?
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>>8665006
What from The Little Mermaid?
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>>8665288
I'd like to, but I don't think it's happening any time soon. I definitely want to stay friends though. I've also been on a few dates with another qt recently, I'm hoping that will make everything easier.
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>>8665339
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>>8665369
You know you would hit that.
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>>8665006
>>8665339
Fun fact: Ursula is written differently in JP for those two characters; アースラ for the sea witch, アーシュラ for the land witch. Ursula K. Le Guin is also アーシュラ but Saint Ursula is ウルスラ. So many ways to write Ursula.
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Anon from another board here, this is a genuinely nice thread. How come we can't have nice threads like these elsewhere?
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>come out to girl at work
>oh shit she gay too
>bond over bitching about how hard lesbian dating is
>low key she's cool but don't wanna date her cause not my type tho
>but wanna be friends

today was decent
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>>8665553
What board are you from?
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>>8665454
I'd rather do Diana or one of the numerous red heads the anime had.
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>>8665553
The transphobia doesn't bug you?
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>>8665609
I'd guess /jp/ from the 2hu picture.
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>>8665553
Me too, I'm from /g/. I lurk here a lot because you seem pleasant :3
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>>8665671
/g/ is literally the fifth worst board on the website you dunce
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>>8665686
Haha I wish I was good enough to be only the fifth worst at everything else

What are the other four?
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>>8665593
>work in an animation studio, have a problem with a scene, ask my lead for help
>"I don"t know"
>do my retakes, realize the timing the director asks for is off and tell it to my lead
>"I don't know"
>continue my retakes, now this is pure bullshit, and tell it once again to my lead
>"I don't-wait, the sequence is cut like that"
>he fucked up the whole timing of my sequence, there's characters popping out and going in the cameras when they shouldn't and that's why I've got so many retakes
>he didn't even ask why the characters didn't have heads on some frames and edited the whole thing just like that, even when I put the fucking timing on the fucking follow-up sheet

Holy shit I'm mad. I've lost pretty much 3 days of work with his retarded mistakes and I'm not supposed to say anything because he's my fucking lead, even if he never did this job before. Fuck it, as soon as the production manager is back, I'll have a discussion with her.

Today was infuriating.
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>>8665632
No. Because I'm not a tranny.
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>>8665553
Same here, these are the only threads I look at on this board, though I just lurk since I don't belong here as a bishit.
Every other nice community I've found drifted to other places like Discord after a few months but this community still persists despite that, it's really lovely
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>>8665686
Pajeet detected.
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>has a pee pee

how y'all doing fellow lesbians ?
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>mfw i realize that this general isn't inclusive of trans people

i can't even
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>>8665828
I wish the real world was more like this, where you can say anything without bitches getting all pissy about you not liking trannies or having opinions that are not exactly in line with the norm. It's like lesbian irl have a higher chance of being infected by that PC bs than other grills.
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>>8664173
>>8664263
I filled my puppers bowl with treats this morning, so she was happy. If anyone ever tries to assult me, like lay hands on me or yell in my face, my dog goes for the balls first. When I first moved in with my gf, if we got in heated arguments, yelling ect-- my dog would put herself under my legs like a cop dog and snarl and wait to strike, but she knows my gf is okay now so she goes in the corner and looks sad until we stop arguing like "Moms.. please stop it..."

The guy got his pants and legs shredded, and his balls probably chewed. He had blood running all down his legs.

>>8664314
I'm pretty sure I broke some of his ribs. The cops looked him over in the car after they cuffed him. He acted like he had blacked out, didn't move at all, they had to help him sit up and he slumped over. His eyes were rolled back into his head and his whole back and front torso was black and blue. And I know I hit him right in the collarbone area the first swing. I smashed his knee caps a few times just to make sure he couldn't get up. They had searched him and found a bag of pills in his sweatshirt with a long skinning knife in his pocket and a handgun loaded in his truck in the front seat he had left down the road.
I'm so glad he didn't have it..

I came home a few hours ago and my dad and my gfs mom mowed our lawn, set up better lighting for out back at night and they were setting up security cameras around my house outside. My neighbors tried to call us all day, but we had work, and they asked if they could do anything to help, one lady gave us cookies and cooked us dinner incase one of us was in the hospital or something. So I spent a few hours after I got home just calling and explaining what had happened since they heard the cops going down our road. A few old people said I should've killed him and hid him out back and one neighbor said they would've helped me, haha. At least my neighbors are cool. I know I'll be fine but my gf is still pretty spooked.
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>>8665828
>a place for girls
>on the internet
>letting guys join
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>>8666034
If I were your gf I'd think you were the sexiest person alive for defending our home in such a badass way.
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fucking ROASTIE WHORES
GET THE FUCK OFF MY SITE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-(cont)
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>>8666034
What makes you think you get the right to castrate and murder someone for walking into an unlocked home and hasn't yet actually done anything? You're just setting yourself up for a prison sentence.
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(contd)EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>8664135
>>>We live in the middle of nowhere
>>>Cops show up 5 minutes later

Things that actually happened!
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>>8666034
What kind of doggo do you have? My German Shepherd is very protective of me as well. Maybe too protective. I feel save with him around, especially because I live alone. I'm looking to buy a Husky puppy soon.

You should buy a taser gun. You could have stunned him and them beat the crap out of him.
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>>8666127
>for walking into an unlocked home and hasn't yet actually done anything
>at 2 AM
>wearing a ski mask

Gee, I wonder what he was there for?
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>>8666156
It probably felt like five minutes.
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
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>>8666127
Where I live, we have Stand your Ground law. Deadly force to defend yourself and property is welcomed.
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>>8666174
Adrenaline works the opposite of that anon.

You would know if you'd ever felt any.
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>>8664135
>>8666034


how weird is it that this turns me on ?
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>>8666199
It would explain a lot if all shitposters got aroused reading their own shitposts.
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>>8666167
Ignore the serf
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>>8666184
So, Florida?
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>>8666246
Well, Florida is /clg/'s state.
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>>8666246
Nope. There are many states with Stand your Ground law.
Also, I'm not the anon that posted that story. I'm just saying there are states where deadly force can be used if someone comes to your property unwelcomed or for self defense
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>>8666127
The moment you infringe somebody's else rights, you forfeit your own, plan and simple.
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>>8666275
That explains a lot.
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Ive been gone for a month and it feels like clg is imploding wtf is going on!!??>>8657358
Whats happening
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>>8666296
Where did you go for a month?
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>>8666296
Too many normies with actual summer plans, too many discords. The post you quoted is referring to League of Legends clg rather than this thread.
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>>8666296
I just got back a day or two ago, three weeks for me. I don't notice anything different, besides the lack of a elaborate starting post with news etc.
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>>8664135
>Some druggy we both know
why do you know sketchy druggies and why is your whole post double-quoted?
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>>8666327
We are experimenting with the opening post.
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>>8666344
The experiment being "don't bother?"
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>>8666343
lurk moar
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>>8666382
so it's some shitty meme from a containment board then
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Honestly I'd have no qualms about defending myself and my waifu with rain of bullets. Aggressive? Fuck that noise. It's like cops expected you to bend over and close your eyes and think of england. Your actions were common sense, anon. Time to install some alarm systems, eh?
>also: Good doggo!
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>>8666409
You greentext like S.
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>>8666127
Found the junkie
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>>8666412
Who?
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>>8664135
>>8666409
Forgot the link
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>>8666441
You must be very fresh.
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>>8666353
The experiment being "how much, if at all, does the OP post affect the thread".
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>>8666458
Yeah, I guess so. A month or so.
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>>8666441
How do you not know who S is? She's been namefagging for years now.
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>>8666473
>>>/out/
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>>8666474
Am newfag. Don't know anything anout her. Not that I care to, unless it's relevant.
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>>8666480
B-but I just turned 18!
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>>8666483
>can't greentext
>uses waifu wrong
>doesn't know S
Bruh, maybe you should lurk more.
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>>8666498
I'm sis not bruh, but alright. See you in few months.
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>>8666353
Pretty much this >>8666465
At this point, it seems like the OP post doesn't matter much.
A few months ago /lesgen/ made a proper OP post with a pancake as a pic and that thread dragged on for about a month mainly with the help of free bumps.
/clg/ makes a OP post with a plain burger bun and a link and the thread flows the same.
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>>8666511
Are you a qt?
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>>8666528
>Are you a qt?
Don't be so thirsty, a newfag is a newfag.
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>>8666511
>I'm sis not bruh
Sure thing Matt.
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>>8666523
Seemed a bit slower than usual but that's not necessarily a bad thing.
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>>8666280
>le castle doctrine face
>cart blanche to open fire on anyone who looks at you funny
In the real world, laws have actual definitions. The ONLY thing this provision does is remove the requirement of fleeing when escape is possible. It's testosterone-laden idiots like you that keeps putting pressure on Washington to get our guns taken away.
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>>8666557
>testosterone-laden
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>>8666552
Threads have been slower recently, for whatever reason.
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>>8666574
What if someone died?
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>>8666576
I wonder how many anons that have posted here are dead now.
RIP in peace fallen /clg/ anons.
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>>8666576
Well that would be sad for multiple reasons.
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>>8666576
Considering how many 4channers talk about suicidal ideation, I don't doubt it's true.
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>>8666590
Sometimes I think about how many people would never know what happened to me if I died suddenly.
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>>8666557
>a home invader = someone looking at you funny
If recognizing that as stupid is testosterone-laden then good on anon for having enough T to defend her girlfriend.
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>>8666557
>open fire on anyone who looks at you funny
>a guy in the middle of the night with a knife and a ski mask
So what, should people wait for the intruder to fuck one of them up?
You break in, you get shot... It's not like anyone here is advocating going on a shooting spree just because.
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>>8666612
I would probably notice that you are gone, especially if you are a regular here.
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>>8666643
No, you won't, just like we won't notice if you die.

I wonder how many anons have come and go, got a life, died, became normies... And here we remain, shitposting as usual... life just goes on.
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>>8666643
Thank you, but you would probably just think I got bored and left. It's also surprising how little we notice each other unless someone gets named or avatarposts.
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stop shitposting on /a/ please
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>>8666672
I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sure /a/ deserves it.
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>>8666679
in general, not a current event
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>>8666660
>just like we won't notice if you die.
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>>8666681
>in general
Right, because I'm sure posters from here are responsible for such a significant percentage of /a/'s shitposts.
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>>8666606
>tfw there is a good change that future gf killed herself before we'd even meet eachother
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>>8666665
The realization that I could've been having conversations with the same anon for months or even years and never known it is extremely unsettling

I hope you're doing okay anon
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>>8666409
>tfw European
I'm very jealous of your burgers. I want to own a handgun.
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>>8666775
Really? I think it's one of the beauties of anonymity.
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>>8666775
>tfw you'd probably shared more with some anon you'll never know or even know about, than with the people around you.
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>>8666801
because that's worked out so well for burgerland
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>>8666801
How can a continent be that cucked?
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>>8666801
Err... you Burgers
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>>8666802
It's beautiful and mesmerizingly weird but that's what makes it discomforting. We're all talking to real, living people yet at the same time we're all so detached from each other.
>>8666805
I think if I told anyone I know in real life about the things I've said on this site I wouldn't be talking to them anymore
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>>8666665
>tfw you've been posting here for years but your life is so boring and uneventful that you never made a name for yourself
>tfw consider you all my friends
>tfw nobody will even notice if I stop coming here every day
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>>8666874
You're my friend too anoniem, I'd notice less activity even if I didn't know it was you
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>>8666874
Tell me your name. I'll remember you.
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>>8666869
I just like that anonymity allows us to mentally sort posts we do and don't like as belonging to different anons, which in turn allows us to believe that there are people here who we might actually like.

>>8666874
I kind of like the fact that nobody misses me when I disappear for a few months, it makes it easy to come and go as I please. You don't have to lead an interesting life to leave an impression on others here, the conversations I remember best had nothing to do with personal drama or banging tons of girls or any of the other things people seem to consider "exciting".
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>>8664314
>>8666034
>>8666127
>>8666184
>>8666283
>>8666409
>>8666557
>>8666619
>>8666634
>Castle doctrine / Stand your ground

I'm all for being allowed to defend yourself with violence in your own home, but this is controversial stuff and for good reasons.

First of all, we have the completely unnecessary killings due to misunderstandings (this one is really old, but probably the most famous one: https://japantoday.com/category/features/kuchikomi/louisiana-freeze-shooting-tragedy-remembered-20-years-on).

Then, we have the ethical question, is manslaughter always motivated? On what grounds should one be allowed to take another person's life (far beyond the point where the person no longer poses any threat), just because they entered your home?
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>>8666969
moralfag
>>
Senpai help, everytime I finger my gf she makes me stop because it makes her feel like she is about to pee when she gets close to orgasm.

What am I doing wrong?? Is it normal? I mean I dont feel that when I am getting fingered.
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>>8667034
Has she never orgasmed before?

Cause I worried about it feeling like I was gonna pee too once upon a time when I was first learning how to masturbate.

Just lay some towel downs and tell you don't give a fuck if it gets a little wet. Not like you're encouraging her to pee but she's probably just gonna squirt a bit since it's the same muscles used.
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>>8667034
AFAIK this isn't terribly uncommon, so I don't think you're doing anything wrong. Don't stress too much.
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>>8667045
No no we fuck all the time and have many ways to get around it. Like for example when I eat her out, she comes but doesnt get that urge.

today, she finally admitted why she never lets me do that but i am left confused. I dis tell her it's alright if she pees but it's still weird that she feels that.
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>>8667094
could be because g-spot stimulation pushing on that muscle, plus there's really a different sort of orgasm from just vaginal orgasm to just clit orgasms.

I'm just saying cause from personal experience when I first had a solo vagina orgasm I kinda squirted a bit and the only way I can at all squirt is if it's just vagina g-spot orgasm. Idk why exactly, I've read a couple theories on it but the goddamn female body is a beautiful mystery like that.

Either way you might be on a good track to either her wetting the bed or having a badass orgasm and life is full of way worse risks than that so I say go for it.
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>>8667007
Indeed I am.
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>>8665006
I want a Croix husband.
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>>8665006
>>8667466
But why would you ever want to split these cuties up?
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>>8667952
But I don't, they are hot together. Doesn't mean Croix can't be my husband though.
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>>8667970
So what, you want to make a sandwi(t)ch?
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>>8667991
Sure. Chariot is also a top qt so I wouldn't be against it.
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>>8667997
Why not invite the whole coven while you're at it?
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>>8668012
I'm not sure of how legal is it to hold an orgy between cakes approaching their 30's and underaged highschoolers.
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>>8668057
Maybe in a few years then.
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>that graduation party
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>>8668139
I imagine it will be pretty bangin'.
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Had a wet dream last night

>go to gay bar
>lesbian night
>it's packet
>all femme
>some even wearing dresses
>all of whom are hot
>Lucy Diamonds all around me
>meeting sister and friends there
>they didn't know it was Female Friday
>not out to them
>going to smoking patio to look for them
>the tight hallway leading there is full of girls
>can't see all the way down the hall
>'scuse me
>sorry
>pardon me m'lady
>continue down the hall
>impossible not to brush against people now it's so crowded
>I can smell them
>wow do they smell good
>some girls sitting down
>have to step over them
>my "cat" brushes against her shoulder
>she looks up
>smiles at me
>I think I can smell myself now
>the air is thicc
>continue down the hall
>couples making out
>heavy petting
>pretend not to notice
>clumsily bumble through crowd faster
>women grope me
>hear people chatting
>see lights of the smokers patio ahead
>running now
>stumble out into patio
>put my hand out to steady myself
>grab someone's shoulder
>realize she's naked
>realize they're all naked
>full-out orgy happening
cum
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>>8665698
pol, b, v, and r9k
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>>8668266
>Lucy Diamond
Good dream-taste
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Will New OP be baking us a new bread, or will someone else have to rise to the occasion?
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>>8664897
I talked a bunch of coworkers into doing some PnP
bunch of my free time is being eaten up by setting up a rogue trader campaign
>basically going to ripoff all guardsman party
>setting up a collapsing defense planetary conflict for 6 players
>after we get off planet I'm just going to wing it
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Fuck, at work this girl was teaching me how to make honey butter and she was like "add 10 pounds of honey." and I said, "10 pounds of honey?" and then she was like, "yea 10 pounds of honey, I wasn't just flirting with you I promise." and I was like dafuq. Literally what she meant by that tho.
>tfw so autistic, normie banter sends my head spinning
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>>8668732
>10 pounds of honey?
How would that even be flirting tho?
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>>8668732
>honey
I don't get it. How is honey sexual?
Anony, you really might be autistic unless I'm missing the honey sexual reference for you to read "10 pounds of honey" as flirting.
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>>8668865
d/a, honey is plenty sexual, but usually one would use a fluid measure rather than a weight one...
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>>8668266
>>all femme
Now I know you are lying.
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>>8668925
It's a dream. Only in dreams will a bar be filled with qt femmes.
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>>8669119
>>8669119
>>8669119
>>8669119

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