boo thread

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hello

boobs are great

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>>8618350
no

>>8618360
i'm sending this picture to the fbi

hope you've been stretching your boipucci, drake

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>Tfw talking to prettier, younger, better artist, who's been playing 40k for longer than me
Im dying inside.

>>8618360
oh shit dave is that you my nigga?
been a long time

>>8618361
but goy pedophilia is part of the jewish culture

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oh no, anon! I-I am a girl. You knew all along <3 <3 <3
>>8618365
why do you continue to talk to them, then?

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>>8618365
i dont remeber talking to you but sure i guess

>>8618365
Yes, but how many times has SHE seen NGE?

>play pokemon super mystery dungeon
>do the quiz
>get Snivy
Whew

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Preventative measures post so no one else gets hurt by Emma.

Emma is a non oldschool poster who has done the following. (that we know about)
>made a girl commit suicide (admitted by Emma, search for "suicide" and her tripcode on the archive)
>let a girl get raped and then wouldn't let her stay a day later so she could get home (admitted and confirmed 4 threads ago)
>broke multiple people mentally and tried to make them reliant on her (this is what doms do)
>made multiple girls cut her name into themselves (search the archive for "cut" and "emma" in the text box and filename)
>raped a girl (no proof for this yet but many anons have spoken about it, defending rapists and shaming those who have been raped is terrible)

NEW INFORMATION:
>pressured a girl to strip on Discord under the threat of being banned and humiliated
>catfishes people into relationships and then threatens them with suicide if they don't do anything she wants (search for "Emma suicide" on the archive for proof)
>sexually harasses people and then insults them when they don't give in and give her what she wants

if you were attacked by this vicious person please reply to this post with what happened. (please provide evidence but if you cannot there are some who will slander you for calling out this vile creature)

>>8618374
kys charlotte

>>8618362
I'm glad your okay :)

>>8618368
the jews are smart enough not to get caught on camera

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>>8618374
destroy emma

>>8618362
Cuuuute

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>>8618373
>be dutch
>get grass type pokemon

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this is why Valq became hot btw

>>8618383
Heh

>>8618374
emma me next thx she can rape me

ngl Valq is the cutest girl in this entire general

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just my weekly rikki pls contact me post ;_;
pay no mind

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doggie > all

We need a zeemaps thing

>>8618400
hi booger
how is the detransitioned but still wearing girl clothes and taking hrt life?

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I should start webcamming with bf

>>8618407
it is going well, anon. how are you doing?
bought my swimsuit for vacation next week.
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https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71fQWglYlGL._UX522_.jpg

will this scream tranny or just gay fem? ;-;

>>8618420
yes

>>8618423
are you wearing a bikini with it?
because ppl will probably just assume ur a girl on her period

>>8618423
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81vPhdVZMjL._UX342_.jpg
i messed up that second link because i'm dumb.

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>>8618420
like just chatting or sex things?

tfw one of the names I'm considering is also my cousins crazy ex's name

>>8618428
no probably not. just that and the swimtop.

>>8618431
Doing lewd things on camera for money

>>8618434
still they will just think ur a girl

Should I get a tattoo?

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>>8618440
yeah just make sure its the transgender symbol on a very visible part of your body

>>8618438
idk. it depends if you want your face out there with sex stuff on it, because, as banal as it is, that stuff will be out there "forever"
>>8618440
Depends, what do you want as a tattoo? I've always wanted to get a tatttoo but it's risky and idk what i would want

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>>8618439
i doubt it. but that would be nice. thank you for the talk anon. i hope things go well for you and stuff.

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>>8618441

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Lonely transbien looking for a gf or a "good friend"
Preferably asian or white.
SoCal, LA/OC

should I become a femboy or trans.
and if I become a femboy how long so you give me before I become trans anyways

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>>8618370
In some pathetic hope I can learn something from them about being a prettier or better woman. This self hatred will eventually motivate me to be prettier, right? ;_;

>>8618371
Cute but yeah no.
This girl is beyond /mtfg/ standards. If I showed her picture here people would die instantly from surges od dysphoria.

>>8618372
Never probably, cause shes a normie who knows not to stick her nose where it doesnt belong :(

>>8618440
Get a tramp stamp like me.

>>8618449
why do you want people to think you're a girl

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>>8618459
ignore transbian posts

>>8618459
posting homura x madoka and looking for a gf
your really asking to get raped by emma or something

>>8618444
Atleast you make me laugh diaperfag, good on you.

>>8618446
Probably a rose or a butterfly on my legs or something idk, but I don't want something gay like Japanese or Chinese (same shit in my eyes) letters

>>8618465
is she a trannu

>>8618465
>tramp stamp
HMMMMMM.........

tfw you've pain

>>8618471
ホーもですので
アタシはチンポが
一番大好き
wrote u a haiku nigga get this tatted on u

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I wish I didn't feel like such a dummy and airhead around my bfs or gf

>>8618449
nice name
take off the g and your set

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>>8618459

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>tfw out in public and all the cis girls around make you realize you're too tall to ever pass or even get close

>>8618491
Nigga I'm like 6'2/180 cm and cis girls just think I'm really tall!

My sister's first and middle names are just female versions of my dad's first and middle names.
Is my dad a repressed MtF?

>>8618469
who the hell is emma?

>>8618493
you have a great tall girl body though

other tall mtfs just look like tall dudes

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>>8618474
She wouldnt tell me, she said it was transphobic of me to ask. She's a better person than me too :(

>trump is now deporting irish immigrants
is nothing sacred

>>8618496
Ehhh thank you.
I need to work out more.
This road trip has just been carbs and drinking...

>>8618495
she is every baby-trans first 'gf'
if you post madoka images or have mental problems your good to go for her

>>8618499
let's see that tummy

>>8618498
source or get out

>>8618497
well if it sounds too good to be true maybe it is

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>>8618493
Bitch you have a feminine frame. I'm the same height and have no chance with my body.

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>>8618501
Most recent tummy pic

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>>8618497
She sounds unbearable.

Steal her boyfriend and kiss him in front of her.

>>8618506
P E R F E C T

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>>8618498

>>8618511
Anything for a fan

>>8618501
>source or get out
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-40332646

>>8618514
post butt

>>8618498
Why would you deport white European immigrants
WTF I'm steamed

I dislike Red

>>8618516
wow trump deported one illegal immigrant
THE MONSTER

SOMEONE CALL HUFFINGTON POST

i dont wanna be a tranny

i wanna be a woman

>>8618524
>Irish
>White
tbhon I'm of Irish descent and proud of being a pale negro

>>8618528
>wow trump deported one illegal immigrant
he's irish

>>8618524
dont believe anything you hear until its sourced red
for example that anon was completely lying

>>8618527
Why dude

>>8618527
same

>>8618532
and he came here illegally lol

irregardless of his race
im half irish and he's still illegal so i dont care

why should it be restricted to mexicans?
based autismo

>>8618539
i think you missed the part where he's irish

>>8618540
oh youre actually mentally challenged
nvm

>>8618546
ireland

I like (almost) everyone here

>>8618548
do you like me?
:333

>>8618549
That depends, tell me more about yourself

(I don't favor trips btw, I will try to give an equal amount of swamp love to (almost) everyone)

I'm proud my ancestors were Irish

>>8618557
im a young closeted mtf and I spend most of my time shitposting on mu and lurking lgbt
sometimes i play video games or ill watch an anime

is it AGP to dress up as gardevoir and masturbate to yourself in front of a full-body mirror

>>8618570
>closeted
Always makes me sad to hear that but ive been there as well so...

Idk, for now you seem innocent enough

>>8618577
nah not really t b h

>>8618548
you're only saying that because you're drunk

dumb disingenuous swampie

>>8618598
Bully anon <3 xxx

How are you

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Should I go y/n
I know I won't be the only autistic weirdo there for a kid's show if I went
>>8618548
Hugg swampie

>>8618602
i'm practising trying to sound as flemish as possible by listening to belgian folk group katastroof

it's hard because i can't roll my /r/, and also because i don't know dutch

hello

>>8618605
Hugg someone I like

Steven universe is shit

Peridot best character

Pearl too

>>8618610
When flemcuks ask me to do a Fleming accent I cant because im way too dutch lol

>>8618548
how much do u hate me on a scale from 1 to 10

>>8618624
I don't know who you are but you seem okay?

Im not going to rate people lol

>>8618618
>When flemcuks ask me to do a Fleming accent I cant because im way too dutch lol
who are these daamn vlaams asking you to do a flemish accent (is it myrthe)

if they're being mean to you, tell them "hij gij, ik klets ge oep ge dikke tette"

>>8618630
i wasn't asking for a rating; i was just asking how u much u hated me

>>8618560
hey Red what gun did you say you have?
are you ready for the race war?
do you have body armor and a plate carrier?

>>8618635
>myrthe
Lol I know who she is irl but she doesnt know me (im not planning on meeting up either)

Also mostly flemcuks I like, which is not a huge amount

>>8618637
Hmm, no I don't hate you

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>>8618639
Yugo Mauser m48
Probably ethnically cleansed some Muslims in Bosnian war
I got a bit more stuff to get, the milsurp place near me is way too expensive

>>8618642
>Lol I know who she is irl but she doesnt know me
wait what

can you provide some elaboration on this ajb

>>8618644
>straight bolt

>>8618649
Don't >imply about my raifu

>>8618644
>shoes on the bed
ANIMAL

>>8618500
Is she pretty and friendly?

>>8618653
Suck my girl tinkler you living queef

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>>8618657
see >>8618374
and heres emmas picture

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Yo somebody please buy me more guns or give me a bitcoin

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>>8618644
Where do you shop for clothes?

>>8618661
>128x128
smol red

>>8618646
We have crossed paths multiple times but we didn't interact nor did she recognize me (maybe her mom looked at me? Idk)

Im not going to say more than that though

>>8618657
the poster your talking to is named charlotte and is very mad at emma because emma fucked pookie (who charlotte loves)

emma is a nice person

>>8618658
i'd rather lick a toilet seat that someone with AIDS has just sat on

>>8618661
Why do people who already have a lot of money always ask for things?

>>8618673
So you'd lick Red's toilet seat?

>>8618672
Not even Charlotte but Emma is fucking crazy and mtfg needs to be notified of her behavior

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>>8618662
Well that top's from Toasty Co. I know the chick who does it. Cool shit.
Otherwise, Uniqlo, forever 21, printed tees from various places, thrift stores.
>>8618663
Here's Big Red

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>>8618672
>implying im charalotte

>>8618678
cant i just skip the middleman and lick red instead

>>8618665
did you go to the same support group or something? that still wouldn't make much sense though, since you live in different countries

i'm very confused, but i think me and sish can get to the bottom of this mystery

>>8618644
get a good scope for it so you can bust niggers heads open a mile out
motorcross armor is a good alternative for bodyarmor
shoulders, arms, legs

but you will need to get a proper plate carrier and rifle plates

>>8618676
Idk people just buy me things.
I mostly just want assets I can do day trading with and stuff

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>>8618681
Never have trouble finding any clothes that go well on tall girls? Asking for a friend.

Ngl it's a good feeling when I think that I'm the reason that Emma left this thread because I told everyone how awful she is

t. Ness

>>8618684
We live in the same city

I moved to belgium

Also don't think im badmouthing myrthe though, she is a sweet girl

>>8618688
hey ness, are you a real person or are you just a subcharacter invented by one of the other trips

>>8618685
Ehhh a scope mount for it seems kinda hard. But yeah, I guess I should get some plate carriers

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>>8618687
Nah not really but I guess that's cuz my waist is so small. I like tight clothes

>>8618690
oh, i must have been too busy bullying you to notice that you said you moved to belgium (i guess this explains why you complain about the flemish so much)

if you live in the same city and see her in real life, why don't you want to meet her? is it because you're shy

>>8618696
Might be that she has a whole range of emotional shit going on, and would be a drain for anyone to befriend her.

>>8618691
what if he is a subcharacter invented by emma

>>8618678
yes, but to be honest, i'd rather lick red's feet

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I don't know what to do with my life

>>8618683
15 bucks a lick, 50 if you wanna do some biting

>>8618691
I'm real

Add me on discord to see, I ran Emma out of the thread, feels good

Ness#4151

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>>8618694
Take me clothes shopping Red.

>>8618699
that sounds extremely probable and perhaps even plausible too

to be honest, if i had an edge like that over someone, i probably wouldn't wanna give it up either

>>8618707
what a turnoff

>>8618692
https://www.badacetactical.com/products/yugo-mauser-m48-ndt-no-drill-tap-scope-mount

>>8618707
>someone with actually reasonable prices for sexual favors
wow hell must have froze over

>>8618696
Fuck Flemish people I HATE TH- ahem

Well...no im far from shy actually. I have my reasons not to do so but im not going to give away why. I was thinking of it in the very beginning but it would be...uhm...

Lets just say that its best that we don't become friends.

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>>8618712
Sure dude! I can maybe find some dude that will buy the clothes for us!

>>8618718
Oh sweet dude, nice! Gonna learn to aim with that
>>8618716
What, can't pay? What a cuck

Tfw no one added me

I will trade lewds

>>8618709
i would prefer not to, since you are a tiny bit scary
i was just curious, since it wouldn't exactly be the first time someone's subtripped to get back at another trip, and aside from having a burning hatred of emma, you don't seem to have much of a presence here

>>8618726
don't fuck whores homie

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>>8618722
Will I have to suck his dick? Its ok if yes.

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>>8618726
>Oh sweet dude, nice! Gonna learn to aim with that
>dude
:'(

get this scope

>>8618735
Prolly dude but we can take turns lmao

>>8618720
why are you so full of secrets and mysteries

the more you hold things back, the more i want to know

>>8618737
I call everyone dude

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>>8618739
Alright sounds good.

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/adv/ told me to come here after I told them that I was moving away to a small town of 2000 and was afraid of losing contact with people back home and being lonely since I'll be living in a near 100% French-speaking location.

How many of you are interested in being a live-in maid/house-servant and occupying my house while I work?

>>8618728
I'm not scary, I posted about her because I saw what she did and ran her out of the thread

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>>8618508
Like I would stand a chance.
Im gonna go moap in the corner and hate myself for not being perfect.

>>8618758
heh
moap in the corner

>>8618727
what do u mean no one added u?
>>8618751
where do you live?

>>8618758
you dont even know if shes trans like why compare yourself

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>>8618765

The Northern Nowhere Here.

>>8618744
Eh.

Im going to say this though incase myrthe reads this: you are going to be a cute lady someday and you are very sweet. I have no hard feelings towards you.

>>8618531
Irish are objectively patrician tier though, fuck anglos.

>>8618772
>monoton
imagine moving to some tiny, boring ass town in the frozen wasteland of one of those provinces in canada that no one remembers, to a place literally called "monoton"

>>8618765
I meant no one added me

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>>8618777

>>8618780

There's a c where you think the second O is

>>8618783
added you on?
send benis

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>>8618777
where i'm from, micks get sticked

>>8618788
Discord

>>8618790
you mean your caliphate where your capital has a muslim mayor?

lol

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>>8618777
Welp
OK
I'm done

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>>8618790
PART AND PARCEL

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>>8618777
Objectively false.
More potato munchers should have died at Croke Park

>>8618774
i'm just lost now, but i'm sure this information will make sense to me one day

>>8618796
I wish you were my girlfriend

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>>8618777

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>>8618704
Read a book and work out, faggot.

>>8618785
Nice mexican flag dude.

>>8618790
Lol, how about them isis tho?

>>8618793
ever since he became mayor, the quality of the kebabs has gone up by 22%, so who's really getting the last laugh here

>>8618777
>Tfw Irish genes and I got blessed with dirty blonde/light brown hair and blue eyes instead of being a ginger
thank god

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>Same height as Red
>Same color hair
>Same ancestry
>Same state
BROTHER!

>>8618796
How did you become even more white?

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>>8618785
>>8618790
>>8618796
>>8618799
>>8618804

>>8618808
he literally said terrorist attacks are part of a city lol
he's encouraged racism and terror
also kebabs made by shitskins are gross

>>8618810
im dublin irish so i got blessed with dark hair and dark eyes

>>8618786
oh, well now i feel rather silly

>>8618814
Um
I went from red to white.
I just get more freckle
>>8618803
>If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go
Keep you on my arm girl, you’d never be alone
I can be a gentleman, anything you want
If I was your boyfriend, I’d never let you go, I’d never let you go…

grace

>>8618824
ahem >>8618384

>>8618814
Did you miss my butt earlier today.
Archives, yo

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>Wake up from a nap
>Still not a girl
What the actual fuck

>>8618820
Go to sleep, spudnigger, you're drunk.

>>8618824
Hmmmmm so it's a visual illusion like the spots on a leopard?

>>8618821
>he's encouraged racism and terror
but we're on 4chan, if you have a problem with someone encouraging racism and terror, you may be on the wrong website

we've gone from being terrorised by the irish to terrorised by the muslims, but at least the latter have good food

>>8618833
I will pay you 2 grand to brap in my mouth desu

>>8618833
Why must you torture me with butt dysphoria bish?

I'm going to take you down shrimp.

>>8618839
lmao

this is the average modern british man right here
a complete cuck

>>8618397
>>8618384
Waoew
Um
Uhh
Pizza helped.
Not just dick.
Specifically, anchovy pizza

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>>8618836
>there are Protestants in this thread right now

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uweh

>>8618843
i can't be a cuck because i don't have a gf

checkmate, drake

>>8618849
>
shh

I'm gonna resort to the cuteboys map desu, we don't have one and I want my brains fucked out

>>8618847
I'm French and atheist.

>>8618837
>implying I'm not a leopard
>>8618840
I just got the go ahead
Sure, yeah.
We can arrange this.
>>8618842
I could crush your head like a watermelon between my cheeks

>>8618853
youre also ugly as high hell

>>8618844
>Specifically, anchovy pizza
salty, creamy, hot fluid on your chin

>>8618855
Go ahead from who

>>8618860
Someone's jealous...

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Anglos and Scots only
Papist potato fuckers get out, this is an Orange thread

>>8618865
LOL

please post face for others who might not know what you look like

>>8618866
>forefathers were scotts, the original cucks to england
>then parents were british, a country of cucks
>moved to canada, the biggest cuck country on earth

lol

>>8618867
Cfh is a handsome women, imo.
>>8618862
Das the only way I take it bb
>>8618864
The decider of how much of a whore I can be

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>>8618867
As if anyone here didn't know what I look like...

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>>8618873
D-delete this

>>8618875
LOL

>>8618873
the original cucks to the english were the welsh though

their flag isn't even on the union jack

>>8618874
Who

>>8618882
>>8618875
Handsome af.
I'd share a balcony & wine spread with her

>>8618901
handsome isnt the right word id use but if you meant it like 'manly' then yes

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I swear to god if my bf keeps cumming near my eyes I'm going to go blind wtf

>>8618855
>Leopard
Omg are you a furry?

>I could crush your head like a watermelon between my cheeks.
>Implying my head isn't made from the hardest metal known to mankind: diamonds
I guess that's why I'm so D E N S E

>>8618908
>Cum in eyes
Worst eyepain ever

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>>8618866
>tfw the blood of the most powerful people this world has ever known courses through your veins
I don't even know what I'm supposed to do with all this inherited power.

Guess I'll go masturbate to trap porn.

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>>8618909
Or my hand...
I throw iron all day
>>8618904
No, I mean if she were a sexual thing, I'd let her hold me down.
>>8618890
>

>>8618921
i guess hons attract hons

>>8618904
>>8618882
>Not liking CFH
Certifed pleb taste

oh my god what the fuck is the OP I'm so uncomfortable

>>8618926
post your face too please
yours is way funnier

>>8618916
>be me, horny agp teenager
>decide to try and cum in my mouth
>am staring at my dick head on when I cum
>im retarded so I don't realize that means the cum will hit me in the eye
got a nice load in my eye, cried for a couple minutes, and my eye was red for a few hours

>>8618919
>most powerful people
>in reality have the most boyfuckers who would join a Navy
>forever shifty infantry
Enjoy sucking on your captain's log, Nigella

>>8618921
>My head not being crushed with Valq's hand
Don't Job me YHWH

>>8618925
Summertime, and the living's easy

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>>8618866
Mines Scottish down my dads side, English down my moms side, eventually breaking off into a little German.

>>8618873
Sweden and England are both far more cucked than Canada, though Mohammad Trudeau is certainly working hard to change that :/

>>8618921
Fart in my mouth desu, I will pay you $2,0000

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>>8618934
>largest empire the world has ever known, or will know
>inventors of the superior common law system
>only country in the world that has blackpool tower
I am truly blessed.

>>8618944
>largest empire the world has ever known

americas bigger and more wealthy
so was rome

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>>8618940
>Breaking off into a little German
Gross. Don't come near Produce ever again

>>8618932
Why don't we post the funniest face of all, Carrot Top's?

>>8618933
;_;
the good thing about cumming in your own eye is that you can't get gonohrrea

>>8618948
Thanks, great, great Grandfather ;_;

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>>8618851
sameee

>>8618944
Wow dude you took land from blacks with no guns or civilization
STRONGEST PEOPLE IN HUMAN HISTORY
Also Napoleonic Law is why common law is popular, not you guys.

I guess the English have always admired black towers.

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>>8618947
With the foundations of English law, English ingenuity, the English language and the English drive to succeed, is it any wonder that America and Rome became such great powers?

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Omg my chin could be a baseball bat.

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>>8618947
the US doesn't have an empire unless you count the states as its dominion, but it is a superpower

the British however, had a real empire.
the last empire.

when whites are gone, there will never be anything like it again

>>8618967
>rome

?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

>>8618941
I already said yes.
Are you a boy or girl, anon

okay everyone, remember that sex is sin.
Sex is nonnegotiable because it simply is not pure.

bottom line is, if you don't have sex in a relationship you will be P U R E

>>8618970
wow you conquered a bunch of literal niggers and curry niggers

clap clap clap
god save the queen huh

am i girl yet

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>>8618960
It's interesting you mention Napoleon (aka 19th century French Hitler), because if the UK hadn't single-handedly stopped him, he would have marched onwards and onwards across the entire globe until he ended up back in France.

The whole world would have been blue. And French.

>>8618970
The US is p much an empire, it militarily expanded it's land and it continues to do that today under the guise of military bases and """alliances"""

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>>8618981
yes

>>8618987
cool
when do i look like one and stop feeling sad

help i want cuddles and head pats

how get

>>8618982
>The whole world would have been blue. And French.
how horrible

>>8618982
>single-handedly
It's like you're intentionally fucking retarded. There was a coalition with every major European power. Also, the world would be a better place if Napoleon had one desu, his defeat put Europe back into Aristocratic monarchy for 50+ years

>>8618992
*cuddle*
*headpatt*
if u mean irl that's a mystery to me too ive heard if u can do this thing called being cute it increases ur chance of headpats by 50% but im not sure how to do that

Does anyone want to hang out irl?

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>work so much my legs and hips hurt all the time
>still not doing enough
>need to get another job
>nothing i ever do is good enough

>>8618997
imagine every white woman in the world looking like CFH

>>8618998
the world would be a better place if hitler had won

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>>8618998
>There was a coalition with every major European power.
Well yes, a couple of other countries helped too I suppose, but they were led by Britain, paid with British money and used superior British warfare tactics.

A man's greatest treasure is his freedom, and it is this gift that the UK gave back to Europe in the early 19th century.

>>8618997
Quite so.

how do i

nvm

>>8618992
never

>>8619001
emma would prob hang out with you

>>8619005
please anon
I am eating

put an END to anime

my therapist wants me to die she hates me

>>8619030
i dont think that's true anon

Reposting from other thread.
I am 19 and want to transition. I have good genetics and a decently feminine face but my hairline is already noticeably retreating. This makes me want to kill myself. How big of a deal is this in terms of passability? My hair is pretty thin in the first place too...

>>8619033
no im worthless and she probably gets annoyed

>>8619034
If your face is femine enough you can get a hairstyle that hides it and you'll pass fine

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>>8619034
you might get lucky on HRT
cyproterone acetate or spiro plus finasteride or dutesteride

>>8619037
i bet you're not worthless

>>8619030
>>8619037
>human being that gets paid to literally listen to you and help you out where they can
they get paid to not be judgmental. i guarantee theyve dealt with patients worse than you.

if your therapist is the one saying youre annoying and that she wants you to die, find a new therapist and possibly report your current one for being unprofessional and damaging.

if its you that is calling yourself annoying then quit your shit and stop projecting your own insecurities on your therapist. love yourself, idiot.

>>8618974
Girl

Is listening to Nightcore versions of songs agp? Asking for a friend.

>>8619069
no it's just bad why would you do that

>>8619069
oh shit, thanks for reminding me about nightcore, time to take a trip down memory lane

also, yes

>>8619075
What about nightcore versions of dubstep?

I love happy hardcore and nightcore is the glorious bastard child of happy hardcore.

lately been thinking about getting head from a guy idk might feel good

~~~~"-"~~~
o
o
o
=)0o0(=

>BLOOP BLOOP MOTHER FUCKER

>>8619083
t b h the only dubstep ive heard apart from normie stuff like a few Skrillex songs is James Blake and Burial because im a mu fag

How long into HRT does the repression end? :/

>>8619086
if you say things like that, lurking chasers will come out and try to flirt with you

>>8619094
They're really good. I'm not a mu fag but I tend to listen to things that I know mu fags listen to so.
>>8619097
Forever, if not ever. Life sucks, but you can drown it out with other things.

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>>8619100
suck my dick dude okay

>>8619103
is this an insult or an invitation

So how was your day today /mtfg/

>>8619056
Where do you live, anon?

>>8619124
First day off from work in 18 days. So I've done pretty much nothing. It's great. Rode my motorcycle a bit and then stopped at arby's for some dinner.

>>8619115
idk really im feeling really terrible today and just here to shitpost and pretend i have friends

Nightly reminder that you're all awesome people and you're my best friends and i love you all
<333

>>8619135
why, what happened

did someone say mean things at you on the street

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>>8619135
>tfw really good at league for my rank
>7.0+ kda on junglers
>people friend me and give discord
>more league friends than irl friends

>>8619124
it was good, hung out with a friend for a few hours and played video games for most of the rest

i have genuine insomnia now and i can't drink and i'm broke and my dysphoria's worse than ever and my tits are taking forever to grow, just take the pills they said, it's nbd they said

>>8619144
<3

um i think the pills are making me look like a girl what do i do

>>8619145
no i read a bunch of comics this girl drew and reading about her life made me think about how im never going to be an actual person let alone a girl

http://therandomninjakitty.tumblr.com/
>>8619147
video games are shit

>>8619161
prank your bros

imagine how gay they'll feel when you tell them you weren't born a girl after the wedding

>>8619147
iktf anon

>plat-dia on three accounts
>support main
>people add me after game for helping to carry to their lane
>a couple dozen close league/discord friends, way more 'friends' that i dont really know that well
>1-2 irl friends total
at least i know it's not my personality that is offputting, just my irl awkwardness and ugliness.

>>8619147
>tfw you haven't played a multiplayer game since you quit runescape a decade ago
sometimes i pretend the people inside my video games are my friends

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>>8619171
LMAO
>find a Mormon
>no sex before marriage
>get married
>wedding night they find out
*notices bulge*

0-4 pillu
5-9 no pillu

>>8619195
pillu anyways

>>8619195
>>8619200
i realized when i rolled that i hoped it was gonna be a 0-4 so im gonna do it anyways

>>8619205
good choice <3

>>8619205
why would you even consider not taking the magic girl pills anyway

you ain't gonna turn into a girl by eating vitamin c tablets, you know

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woah check out this cool image

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>>8619214
fear and being apprehensive

>>8619227
at least you had the courage to obtain ur girl pills
i want to start so bad but im afraid of the path ill have to take to get them

my gf is very sweet, I love her very much, but she seems really prudish. We never talk about sexual things, all I've really gotten to do is do handjobs together, and I'm not even entirely sure she likes it. I want to have alot of nasty sex with her often, but.. is it possible to get her to stop being prudish or expose her to stuff to make her alil more sexual?

>applied to place
>offered interview
>sweating buckets for 2 weeks because the mere thought of an interview petrifies me, and also this was a group interview with "team-building exercises"
>end up driving to a random hardware store on the day of the interview and sitting there for 2 hours feeling like shit, missing my interview
>see the same job being advertised a month later
>applying for it again
>they will probably either see that i bailed on them before, or will get offered an interview again but do the same thing as i did last time
hehe

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>>8619243
just ask if you can suck her girl cock in your cutest voice "pretty pwease"

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>Parents needed into my closet for something
>What they needed was right next to where I hid muh pills
>Their hand hovered over what it was under for a brief moment
Really glad I didn't have to explain why I had pills with Elanna's name on them tbqh

>>8619247
Honestly, if one place loudly advertises they're into toxic management by rolling nasty shit like "team-building exercises" into interviews, I'd take it as a good sign they're best avoided...