>tfw you'll never have a hot, sweet, beautiful fitness

Why wouldn't I?
It would be nice to find a guy with my same interests, then we could keep each other motivated.

This was more of a joke post, but in all seriousness I tend to find that most people who are buff and attractive in the gay community tend to be very one sided and superficial. I know it's not ok to generalize, but, at least the ones near me, only care about surface level concerns and we never be what I consider sweet, caring, or relatable.

Also, I know it may sound like I'm being bitter, but it's not like I'm in bad shape or unatractive. I have had success in pursuing these people, they just aren't people that exemplify the traits I'd be seeking.

>>8618198
Craig is the shittiest dad in the game, also you're a literal cuck if you're getting together with a dad who has like three kids and one of them's a toddler. Same deal with Joseph, really.

Robert's probably the most sensible choice since his daughter is the only one who's already old enough to live on her own.

>>8618268
This too, people who're all about being fit seldom have any other actual topic of interest or conversation. Being fit is fine but 24/7 dedication to it is just boring when there's so much else to actually do and enjoy in life, and yeah you tend to become pretty shallow because of it.

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>>8618198
>kids
Nah, all the rest is nice tho.
>>8619417
>Joseph
He is not a dad though, he's a demon in human form that goes around killing wives and forcing the bisexual widowers to live in the same community so they can fall in love so he can later kill them both and use the suffering to power a ritual that happens in a dungeon beneath the city. His kids are simply vessels.

And Craig does more than just fitness though.

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Was it weird to anyone else how Damien just casually dropped into a conversation that he wears binders? Why would any insecure transman just out themselves like that?

Also how you don't fuck Damien at all so there's that. I'm not really sure why they even teased trans inclusion when the executed it so poorly.

What was the point of the MC going into all that "I like you for who you are" shit if that meant because Damien is dfab they didn't fuck?

>>8619445
inb4 pic is two boys

>>8620531
or two girls

>>8620529
Very nice critique! It's a shame that this happened but I'm glad I found out from somebody who obviously supports transmen and wasn't just repulsed by the mere suggestion that one of the "daddies" in the game was dfab

>>8620535
Don't be gross.

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>>8620546
Thanks, Damien was actually my favorite before the release and still is my fav now. I'm just disappointed that whereas you can have such a close intimacy with every other character it seems that Damien is the only one you cannot, and it makes me wonder if that would be the reason.

It doesn't really make sense to me since you can give your dadsona a binder as well, you define your dad's sexuality and on your own. You can even decide if you adopted Amanda to avoid cementing your dadsona as cis.

And even the intimate situations themselves aren't very pornographic in nature, they get "steamy" at the very most and leave the rest to the imagination. So then what's the deal, I wonder?

But at the same time I'm aware that what I'm feeling probably isn't nearly as bad as the people who were expecting a good end with Joseph, even though his situation was somewhat a can of worms to begin with.

>>8620717
This is all very interesting!
I had a friend who was into this dating sim called Dramatical Murder, and from what I learned of it there were a lot of extremely dark endings.
But Dream Daddy Simulator seems like it's a lot more down-to-earth. So I take it that this post >>8619445 is correct and Joseph turns out to be a demon? And that this is supposed to be a twist that's very different from the other paths in the game?

>>8619417
Spoken like a true fattie, assuming everyone who has a good body spends the whole day working on it instead of doing what real people do and going to the gym an hour a day.
Stop projecting your insecurities and start working out, not all people who are buff are some egomaniacs you cancerous fuck.

>>8620774
The joseph demon ending is the main ending though, if you end with any of the other dads it's confirmed joseph kills both of you.

>>8620934
That's even worse! No wonder people are upset about that, honestly.

>>8620529

Wait, there's a woman in this? NVM I don't wanna play it

>>8620995
That's also bullshit, the Joseph demon ending is unattainable in the game. The only way people found out about is by digging through the games' files.

It DOES explain a lot about the premise of the game and makes other events and dates make sense, but it's not the "main ending" and nothing is "confirmed". It's not even a playable ending.

>>8620529
Because it's insincere Tumblr pandering. Also why bother having a "binder bod" option when the supposed cis version of your avatar is wearing a tank top? Also you're dad age and you're still pre op?

This whole game REEKS of pandering. The dialogue reads like teenage shitposting, everyone speaks in memes, there are no CGs you only get one pinup at the end. It's garbage and it makes me mad that people count this as any kind of inclusion.

>>8621365
I see. I was just reading about things being removed from video games by just making them inaccessible during normal use.
I can understand why people were unhappy about this unused ending, especially since the fact that it made it into the game file but was blocked off means that the creators maybe considered that story option more seriously than they should have.

>>8621365
>the Joseph demon ending is unattainable in the game
There's one person with the achievement for that route apparently.

>>8620717
>not realizing that this game is tumblr fujobait

>>8620529
>>8620717
>being interested in a fujoshit that took her fetish too far
I mean I could understand your interest before the T bomb was dropped, but after?