Cis LesGen

>>8589238
this pic makes me uncomfortable

>>8589238
I was a total tomboy growing up. I got slightly more feminine in High School, but it was only afterwards that I started feeling comfortable in skirts, dresses, and heavier make-up.
I had my first "crush" when I was 12, and ever since then the gay has been rising.

>food
I actually have no idea what my parents cooked for me when I was a kid. I only remember the meals my grandma made, whenever I visited her.

>>8589299
THIS pic makes me uncomfortable.

OP this is a great thread theme and you chose a very sweet photo! Thank you for making positive threads and showing off happy lesbian visuals, it makes a difference.

>>8589238
Tomboy, not really an early bloomer or friends.
>tfw loser
Also tacos are the best food. Tacos were always the best food.

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Soon.

>>8588523
Nothing. Things are same as they were 3 years ago. She doesn't even suspect I like her.

>>8589464
Still drawing portraits of her?

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Delinquent, you're /fit/, right?

Do you have any advice for a total beginner who's looking to work on her ass/thighs? I've never been overweight a day in my life, but over the past year or two I've developed cellulite in those areas and it makes me feel gross.

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>Action Heroine goes yuri second ep
This season's saved

>>8589238
I was bullied a lot as a kid. I got aggressive as I got older and in trouble a lot for fighting.

I still feel like really irrationally angry at times and I try hard to control my temper. I feel like people can sense it in me and avoid me because of it.

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>>8589562
A challenger appears: Centaur has more yuri in 2nd ep than the rest of this season's series combined
>pussy check
>confirmed, flirting escalates

>>8589562
>watching 8 full-length shows this season
>anon still shilling this show
Fine, FINE. I will download and watch this now. My brain is gonna explode mid season.

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>>8589502
Not of her specifically, but she and her pretty facial features are kind of an inspiration when I draw. I actually decided to draw something original for the first time in a while today and because of your/that anon's first post about me, I was reminded of her and was kinda inspired to draw this.

At this moment, I can't really decipher if I have any feelings towards her desu senpai.

I'm hating life again today.

>Whole day off, got up way early and have to get up late tomorrow, maximising time
>PC is out of service and I won't be able to use it until Monday or Tuesday
>Encountered a bug in my vidya, preventing me from finishing it
>Other vidya I was playing is shit and gave me a headache
>Also constantly hungry all day and most likely overeating
>Spend three hours in bed just doing nothing, thinking of ways to pass the time
>Ended up crying over how useless I am without a PC and had to think of all the other shit going down in my life

>>8589238
I was kinda tomboy but got along fine enough with other girls. But most other girls I hung with were also kinda tomboy. We all just kinda fucked around on bikes and tried to train stray dogs in the neighborhood.

>>8589595
>and had to think of all the other shit going down in my life
What?

>>8589527
Oh hey I do work out.

muh basic routine:
A
>deadlift
>incline bench press
>leg press machine
>cable row
>hip bridges

B
>squat
>lat pulldown
>cable hip abduction
>ohp
>glute/hip extension
AxBxAxxBxAxBxx

Plus 30 min yoga and 30 min running/biking on rest days along with about 10 min of fucking with muh ab wheel.

I'd still say weigh yourself, double check you aren't overweight cause that shit'll sneak up on you. Try to get in a fair amount of protein, probably your_weightX0.5 grams a day will be enough. And trying to hit your iron/vitamin goals.

>>8589238
I was a mix of tomboy and girly girl, but a bit more on the tomboy side. I had one friend in kindergarten (my neighbour) and got another once I went to school.
In second grade the school friend showed me porn and we tried to copy that shit a bit

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>>8589280
I hope so too. I get pretty flustered talking to women I'm attracted to in person, but I'm working on not being such a spaghettilord. I do alright talking to the qts on here, though.

>>8589527
I'm "boft" according to one of my friends. I'm not as cut as I'd like to be and I slacked off for a long time, but I'm slowly getting back into the swing of things. >>8589686 posted some pretty good advice and moves. Right now I'm mostly doing squats, deadlifts, hip abduction and weighted kickbacks along with some upper body stuff. I'm getting back in the habit of jogging home from work (it's only about a mile, but my backpack weighs 10 lbs), try to do HIIT or the row machine at least once a week for 20-30 minutes and train abs on my cardio days.

>>8589564
>I was bullied a lot as a kid. I got aggressive as I got older and in trouble a lot for fighting.

Same.

>>8589676
Just some random stuff I normally wouldn't get as upset over. Friends I haven't seen in a while, seeing a friend super drunk recently and realising how off-putting their behaviour is in that state, the last grill I fugged using the same deep cleanser as me.

>>8589686
Definitely not overweight. I've gone through several periods where I've struggled to gain weight because I felt I was too thin. Thank you and >>8589758 for the advice!

>>8589758
>delinquent was an actual delinquent

qt

>>8589238
>Pedo edition.
Anon, pls.

>>8589238
>girly girl and tomboy until 12 with both girl and guy friends
>nerdy girly girl 13 to current, mostly girl friends
I'd like dolls, playing house, ballet and helping out cooking in the kitchen but I'd play sports and games with boys. Then I grew breasts and developed curves and turned into a socially functioning nerd.

>>8589299
>Hi! It's Dara from girlinaband

>>8589765
>the last grill I fugged using the same deep cleanser as me.
Not seeing the problem.

>>8589238
>What were you like when you were little? Were you a typicaly girly girl or a tomboy?
I was basically feral; people were nice to me but I was full of rage and uncivilized. Ran around barefoot catching animals and trying to pick fights with neighborhood children. Continued trying to pick fights as a teenager but with decreasing success. Gave up on everything and started pretending to be human eventually.

>Were you an early bloomer with the girls or friends only?
Friends only.

>What delicious foods did you like then and which do you like now? Did your tastes change much?
I like most food. I used to like red meat and sweet things a lot more voraciously than I do now.

>>8589858
No problem!

>>8589861
I wasn't as bad as all that. I did a lot of shit without getting caught, though. I was mostly just a mouthy little shit.

>>8589999
You mean girlinagroup, surely

>>8590211
>I was basically feral; people were nice to me but I was full of rage and uncivilized. Ran around barefoot catching animals and trying to pick fights with neighborhood children. Continued trying to pick fights as a teenager but with decreasing success. Gave up on everything and started pretending to be human eventually.

Hello repressed FtM bulldyke.

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>>8589256
>>8589282
>>8589871
Duly noted, please accept this revised image as an alternative re-interpretation.
>>8589319
T-thank you, anon. I feel your heart and perhaps mine might be too pure for this Moldovan rice grain carving forum.

>>8583688
>>8585102
>I sent her basically what you said verbatim. I was having trouble wording it and that worked rather well.
>She hasn't replied, I hope she isn't pissed or like "lulz yeah hes like that"

I'm glad that I could help! How are you doing today? I've been thinking about you.

>>8590314
Nayyy, fuck off. I can't stand man smell and am quite happy with my cute and compact body.

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Very soon.

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RIP in peace.

F to pay respects.

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>>8590561
lowkey best waifu coming through

>>8590599
>crying over somebody you never met

>>8589578
Drop the shit shows, kek

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>>8590616
My manipulative waifu is dead. My heart now belongs to Cersei.

What's everybody's favorite television f/f couple?

>>8590599
>my favorite movie was one he hated
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WjPma0Nczuw

/x/ girl draw your imaginary friend so we know what she looks like

>>8590616
God yes. I fucking love her so much. I want to twirl my fingers in her jewcurls and make her dress up like and act as Anne Frank while we fugg and she whispers sweet nothings into my ear in German.

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>>8590622
>shit
Kakegurui, Symphogay, New Game!!, Centaur no Nayami, Made in Abyss, Mahoujin Guru Guru and Princess Principal are not shit. NTR is shit but it's only 10 minutes so it's bearable.

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Assassin Creed Arya is so badass.

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>tfw no gf to watch GoT with

>>8591099
Why not livestream/skype it with a qt online then? I bet you'd find another anon here that would be willing to get onboard with that, even.

>have been eating nothing but meat and cheese for the past two months
>still 43kg and 10kg below a barely healthy weight
I have cancer, right? The fucking hospital didn't find anything and now I'm gonna die because they just ripped me off.

>>8591106
I watch it with a small stream community. Most of them are dudes, but I've known them for like three years now.
Still would rather watch it with a bunch of qts.

>>8589215
>a.) for male attention or b.) because they're "tired" of guys
>it's because I seem like a "safe" sort of person to do that with. That's all well and good, but I'm not gay training wheels.
Oh man the girls I used to be friends with said exactly the same stuff about being "safe" and tried to pull that shit with me. I told them to fuck off though. Fuck that.

>>8591172
w-what stream? I don't want to pay for HBO go.

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>job interview tomorrow

Wish me luck, lasses.

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>>8591509
Good luck anon!

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>>8591509
Good luck, anony! Tell us how it goes.

>>8591554
>>8591556
Thanks, anons. At least one girl there is definitely one of the legbutt alphabet soup letters, so if I get the gig I'll make a couple awkward passes at her in your honor.

i miss anonnh
i miss her so much...
i miss her skin
i miss her smile
i miss her intellect
i miss her ability to destroy my argument with reason
i miss her.
i miss her...
i miss her so much
that is all....

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>sickly and isolated child
>move every two years because military parents
>weird hobbies and interests
>throw up a lot because of undiagnosed panic disorder
>only have one best friend at a time, usually girls, that I latch onto like a leech until they can't take being around me constantly anymore and leave
>repressed lesbianism, catholic family
>was afraid to sing along to love songs about girls, blacked out all the nipples with sharpie in my drawing books, changed in a stall because I felt dirty being around changing girls
>get a huge crush on last best friend, freak out and ultimately get my heart broken

I'm an angry, empty, lonely adult now. Going to be 25 soon and never kissed. If you ever have kids and they show signs of being like me, just mercy kill them.

>>8592192
>changed in a stall because I felt dirty being around changing girls

iktf
My locker was in between a gymnast and an mma/soccer player.
Thank goodness I only had phys. ed. for one year in high school.

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>>8592237
>Thank goodness I only had phys. ed. for one year in high school.
Lucky you. I had 3 years of PE in middle school and then 2 years of PE in high school. I never got comfortable changing in front of the other girls. I would change in the showers behind a curtain.
I would do my best to not stare at the other girls changing, but damn. Some of them would walk around the locker room with just their underwear and bras for whatever fucking reason; attention maybe.

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>>8592274
Yeah I'd take as much time in the stall as possible because girls would take their sweet time changing. Do I put away my gym clothes fast so I can get from in between two sweaty half-naked girls and stand by the door, or, slowly so I can stare at my hands and look somewhat normal? Every freakin' day of gym class. I wonder if they ever knew why I was such a spaz? Probably because I made a weird comment about mma grill's belly button being cute. It came out weird.

pic related kinda looks like her

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Would you date your childhood bully?

>tfw my "best friend" used to bully me
>she kicks me out of our circle of friends for personal entertainment
>had to appease her with tributes, candies and toys and schoolyard secrets
>had to walk home alone when she won't let me walk with everyone else
>had to sit by myself at school breaks when I wasn't allowed to join the rest of our circle of friends
>she told me it was for my own good
>she told me I deserved it
>she told me our mutual friends' parents don't want me hanging around them
>believe her because I was a stupid kid
>gravitate towards assholes and bullies even as I got older

She got into some sort of weird tumblr queer thing these days because she's a film major.

>tells me we're such good friends that we'd totally be dating if we were both into girls
>pretty sure she is at least bicurious because tumblr
>haven't come out to her because deep down I'm still terrified of her

Did she make a pass at me? I'll never date her though. I can't forget the crappy things she did to me and she never apologized.

We could've been childhood sweethearts.

>>8592274
>>8592448
I wish I was a lesbian.

>>8592644
.... is that picture a genderswap of Doug and Roger from the Doug cartoon?

>>8592648
No that's Elphaba and Glinda from Wicked.

>>8590809
Cosima and Delphine from Orphan Black. I love a good story about a manipulative girl that eventually falls in love with the victim. Also helps that the show's one of the best ones on air right now.

>>8592647
We have the technology to make you into a pseudo-lesbian.

>>8590195
Yeah, see, it isn't something I'd usually concern myself with.
It just reminded of our time spent together and that I don't like the way things ended.

>>8592647
>somewhat obligatory
https://youtu.be/NYmg3lrX374

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>>8592192
u sound cute

I'm not fine. Why I dont kms already, I think I may have some hope lasting...
It cant be that my parents look at me and think I'm alright.

>>8591509
Let us know how it went.

>>8592919
Have you tried talking to your parents and explaining to them that you need help?

>>8592919
>I'm not fine.
???

>It cant be that my parents look at me and think I'm alright.
???

>>8593158
Yep. They're ignorant, say its just bc i'm lazy and this is an excuse for it.

>>8593195
I grew up with my parents always telling me that. Even when I've had many panic attacks for my anxiety and was borderline suicidal because of my depression and I begged for professional help and got meds, they still don't believe any of it is real.

The best thing you can do is just look out for yourself and just accept that your parents will just never understand and try not to get messed up about it.

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Where is your charger, kek?

>bunch of girls at new job were kinda nice to me but not as nice with each other
>whatever
>bro it out with gay dude
>still we all kinda hang out sometimes and are nice enough they just talk more with each other
>out myself bit accidentally
>now way nicer, way more inclusive of me and shit, wanna hear about my old girlfriends and tell me how great it is I'm gay and supportive they are and since I'm single they know a lesbian friend, etc
>why.tho
>gay dude laughs at me saying one thought I was hitting on her husband when we were all out
>lol her fat husband is disgusting nerd
>but he gave me some weed and was chill enough
>since then they all thought I was kind of a slut that was gonna steal their mans
>everything makes more sense though since I would hang with their husbands/boyfriends more than them when out
>but only because they'd walk off talking to each other so I'd just talk to the guys
>also if you're this worried why are you inviting your husband/bf out with girls just leave his ass at home?

oh straights

>>8593378
These ladies are a bit silly.
I don't get why people are always like "Hey you're gay, I know another gay." Just because two people are gay doesn't mean they're an automatic match.

>>8593390
When I was backpacking in Europe I met another American chick and she was like "You're from California?!? Do you know So and So? She's from California too!" and I was like "Um, California is a big place."

>>8593327
It's the only way, for real.
Talk about the meds anon, do they really help? What happens if you stop taking them?

>>8592644
>Did she make a pass at me?
Yes, but just so she could have another chain to yank you around with. I had a friend who was less of an asshole than your bully, but definitely still manipulative; she was attracted to me purely because of the power she could wield over me. Don't date her.

>>8593390
my mom is very much like that but I think she just wants me to date a nice girl

specifically the nice girl at her work that happens to be a lesbian

but we did try and had nothing in common besides finding each other kinda attractive, so banged a bit but she was kinda weird about being eaten out, and I like eating a girl out too much, so not even that lasted

mom still like "but you both lesbians, what more do you need?"

gay dude tries to hook me up but keeps picking super butch chicks.

>>8593487
How butch/femme are you?

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>>8593355
Turns out the tracking number they gave for Amazon to track was wrong and the actual number appears somewhere when you want to contact the seller so the charger is fine but I still have a chance to get back my money as an Amazon gift card but I'm gonna wait until the charger arrives and think over if I want to rip amazon off or not.

>>8593390
This is one of many reasons why I'm not out at work, or to most of my family. I don't want to be set up with random lesbians, thanks. I know both groups would because they already push random weebs and people of similar heritage at me. Please leave me out of your furious networking.

>>8592644
Feel free to bring up weird childhood shit if you want some resolution on that. As it stands, the answer is no. She's irresponsible, abusive, unrepentant, and tumblr bicurious is typically a straight girl who wants queer cred for tumblr reasons. I'm worried that if you date her she would just use you while you get over-invested into a girl who won't love you back.

She's giving me minor cycle of abuse vibes, where she will dole out support, affection, and compliments as a way to gain emotional leverage over you and make you tough it out while she keeps using, controlling, and/or hurting you for her own benefit/entertainment. My vibe is that your relationship with her will start out looking great but turn to shit and make you want to kill yourself later.

I'm not 100% positive on this, but this is the impression I'm getting from the way she's mistreated you before, never apologized, and is trying to get into your good graces again. She could be a nice person who has sincerely moved on or was simply oblivious to what a shitty person she was in her childhood, but you should at least seek out resolution on the shit she did to you in the past to get a measure of her character before you even consider something like that. If she refuses to acknowledge her mistakes or apologize for them (including wanting you to just move on), she's not someone you can trust, especially with your heart.

If you want to be a cruel bitch though (this could end up hurting you too), you could probably tease her, flirt lightly, refuse to commit when it counts, and use the hint of dating to make her go crazy and invest tons of effort to try to have you. Especially if she's a controlling, possessive person, tantalizing her will probably get her playing in the palm of your hand.

>>8593499
I'm femme enough to always get thought of as straight by straights and that shit bugs me endlessly.

I just like wearing comfy heels and am fine with dresses and like my hair long and styled and just a little lip color and keeping up with my skincare. But I'm not full face make up femme. Idk guess I'd say I can do both depending on the day.

>>8593499
Basically a man in a dress.

>>8593378
Girl drama is usually a big reason why it's better to have guy friends than girl friends. At least this was just a case of dumb misunderstandings than anything manipulative.

>>8593505
>think over if I want to rip amazon off or not
Do it.

>>8593567
I'll post about it if I'm able to do it. First I need to wait and see if the charger actually arrives and it's working.

>>8593543
honestly I do feel like this shit

Always kinda had more masculine interests. Like sports, pool/poker, I can actually remodel a house (might be more a mexican stereotype than lesbian), bbq, etc. But aesthetics I'm more feminine. I love wearing a strap on and just fucking a qt, but I like my dildo to match my underwear ya know.

Not to be all "hur not like them other girls" cause I know a number of girls like that. It's just weird to me the whole butch/femme shit because butch chicks expect me to be a pillow princess femme girl but super femme girls want me to be more butch somehow. So I just avoid girls in the extreme now.

>>8593540
>But I'm not full face make up femme.
Lol, guys usually dislike makeup. Why are you surprised that they don't care about that? I think you're more likely to look gay if you did doll yourself up with makeup than if you didn't (lipstick lesbian incoming), 'cause makeup is mostly what girls do to look good in front of other girls.

>>8593505
>>8593567
>>8593579
Neat insight into the lesbian mind.

>>8593595
straight guys are garbage at telling if a girl is wearing makeup and equally garbage at knowing what they like in a girl besides a hole and some titties.

>apartment's butler just told me I always look so worn out when he sees me

Is it time to seek help when even the guy who sees me taking girls home says that?

>>8579432
Hahahahahahahaha

>>8593615
I always consider misandry a red flag in a lesbian, and not just because I have a bunch of guy friends. Misandrist lesbians are often just hateful bitches and sometimes even political lesbians in my experience.

And when it comes to being a lipstick lesbian, there is a point where it's obvious you're investing effort into turning girls' heads instead of guys'.

>>8593478
They helped me, at least. Getting professional help made me realize I needed to get my shit together and that I really do want to be happy despite everything. That I needed to try to be happy and on days where it seems impossible, I had to wait them out believe that I I'll just go back to feeling my "okay" again at some point. Meds helped me not feel so shit literally all the time and helped control my anxiety.

I have not taken meds since the beginning of 2014, however. But because I learned somewhat how to cope thanks to the whole process of getting help, I am able to live with out them for the most part. I still get crippling depression and anxiety, and I desperately feel like I need them again a lot, but I'm doing my best without them until I can afford them again.

Also, don't think meds and help will magically fix you. Getting better with depression has a lot to do with the person finally actually feeling like they really want to get better, which is something that depression does not allow you to do for the longest time without you realizing it.

>>8593658
lol 'misandry'

it's true though, guys are shitty at telling when a girl is wearing make up, because guys are very unfamiliar with make up considering they don't wear that shit

guys, people in generally but obviously guys, are also shitty at telling what they want in a girl. Every guy I've had tell me what they like in a woman and they end up dating the opposite of that shit. I think most guys are just happy to get laid and settle.

>>8593505
Take it. Amazon makes plenty of dosh and no American would put up with super slow service so why should you.
>>8593556
At least if you are femme, there is guaranteed male drama. I won't go into it, there's been plenty of examples posted.

And if someone pushes a girl you don't like, just politely say no and change the subject everytime. This is not hard, everyone gets set-up with people they don't like by well-meaning friends and relatives, this is hardly a problem unique to lesbians and you deal with it the same way: a polite and firm no, don't get dragged into details you have to defend. Make it an off-limits topic.

>>8593595
>I think you're more likely to look gay if you did doll yourself up with makeup than if you didn't
Well other lesbians clearly disagree, given the whole femme invisibility complaint.

>>8593680
>lol 'misandry'
???

>>8593701
Yeaaah. Like I wear a dress/lipstick 90% cause I wanna for whatever reason. Usually cause dresses are comfy and I'm shallow and like my lips looking good. It's nice if I can get a lesbian to mire me at the same time but since lesbians are so goddamn rare that's hardly the reason I do it and I can't imagine any other lesbian assuming I look good specifically for them.

Usually that's a guy ego thing to assume a girl dolled herself up just to look good for you.

>>8593701
That's because girls know how to put on make-up. Many men are so stupid about make-up they can't recognize a woman who successfully puts on make-up for a natural look, standard day wear or sometimes even a tasteful evening look aside from maybe lipstick. They think make-up has to be complete whore level to even recognize it.
I've cut off 9" of hair before and men around me haven't noticed. They're really unbelievably oblivious.

>>8593714
I'm just lol at a guy getting butthurt and crying misandry cause he can't tell when a girl wears make up

Anyway how do I go to a gay bar by myself without getting confused for a straight? I'm new to a city and don't have close gay friends yet and don't wanna take any straights.

>>8593680
>it's true though, guys are shitty at telling when a girl is wearing make up, because guys are very unfamiliar with make up considering they don't wear that shit
Yeah that's true. I know like one or two perceptive guys who can spot it, but definitely the exception to the rule.

>guys, people in generally but obviously guys, are also shitty at telling what they want in a girl. Every guy I've had tell me what they like in a woman and they end up dating the opposite of that shit. I think most guys are just happy to get laid and settle.
I think when guys are just dating to get laid they're not pursuing the girl they want. Casual vs serious dating and all that. Depends on the guys though.

>>8593698
>At least if you are femme, there is guaranteed male drama. I won't go into it, there's been plenty of examples posted.
Just bro it up a bit and friendzone them hard, and it's not a problem. If you're just being the odd girl out though you'll just be like someone's girlfriend, except single...

>>8593741
Yeah dressing up for your own sake is definitely a thing.

>>8593744
Lesbians don't realize femmes are fellow lesbians because men are bad at makeup? What?

>>8593777
Usually my issue making straight guy friends, even when they're chill guys not hitting on me, is that I'm still too straight looking and the guys girlfriend won't believe I'm gay and he just won't be able to hang around me as much because of it.

I don't get that jealousy thing with straights. Like yeah I get insecure about a girl cheating on me too but not to the point where "oh you can't have lesbian friends" because the fuck. If she's gonna cheat she's gonna cheat on me no matter what I do.

>>8593777
I'm femme, I'm not their bro or need to be, that's not the way I naturally am. I deal with them the same way any woman deals with men they aren't romantically or sexually interested in: keep them at a very clear and safe distance until I'm 100% sure they are cool with me being gay and seem interesting enough to talk to. That doesn't happen too much since I relate with women better.

>>8590436
Hi!

Thanks for keeping me in mind. I've been kinda busy but I guess I'm alright.

The hostess said she had suspected he was rude to me which is why she thought I left without saying good bye and the older couple next door said they saw me fall and asked if I was okay.

She told several of them that they couldn't hang out there anymore and they've headed back to wherever.

>>8593802
>the guys girlfriend won't believe I'm gay
d/a, but lame. I'm glad my friends seem to date girls who are smarter than that.

>>8593776
>how do I go to a gay bar by myself without getting confused for a straight?

easy.
you just talk to people and let them know you're interested in them.
otherwise it doesn't matter.
if you just want to sit back and expect that people will come up to you and beg to be with you, that only happens to really good looking people.
you have to make an effort.
anyway, most people at gay bars are gay unless proven otherwise.

>>8593802
I don't really have that problem, but one of my favorite "bro" topics with guys is hot girls, and a lesbian can definitely relate lol.

>>8593816
Um, I never said you "need" to. I was just explaining why I like having guy friends.

>>8593794
I'm just talking make-up. If you ever rely on looks only to determine who's a lesbian, you're not doing it right.

>>8593857
I'm saying you don't need to "bro it up" to let guys know where the boundaries are.

>>8593911
God DAMN why can't people follow a conversational thread to save their lives???

>>8593922
Oh, that. Definitely. You're right.

>>8592644
I posted a few threads back that I had gone on a date with my high school bully.

She made fun of me a lot and beat me up in the girl's restroom once. I thought for years she broke my nose when she beat me up but she swears after I collapsed another girl stomped on my face which confirms rumors I heard in school.

She seems really sincere when she apologizes and I feel like she actually likes me now and wants to date me.

We had two more dates since then and I watched Power Rangers at her place and we had sex. She was really sweet and gentle but firm during sexy time and it gave me strange feels.

>>8594002
People can change but I suggest watching her closely on how she deals with other people and handles bad situations. Like does she bully people she isn't trying to impress. Does she lose her temper easy over small things. That will tell you if she's really changed or hiding her true nature temporarily to impress you.

>>8594028
The kind of annoying thing is that she never seemed to bully anyone else at school. Even some of my friends who were probably bullied worse than me never had a problem with her.

>>8593794
>Yeah dressing up for your own sake is definitely a thing.
Girls are so lacking in self-awareness.

>>8594241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAdTsAKvVTU

>>8594241
Whatever makes you feel better.

>>8594002
>thinking about dating someone who beat you up

don't do it

>>8594286
>tfw no gf to gently beat me up

>>8594119
She's going to turn out FtM, watch out!

Kidding, but it's funny how that bully-people-you-like thing is mostly little boys.

Just curious, what do lesbians think of twinky / really feminine guys? Not trannies or traps.

>>8589282
only if you're a paedo in denial

When I was 9 I had my girl neighbor tie my wrists up to two adjacent pine trees but she just walked away. I played around with some toy handcuffs about that time also. I would often hang myself on coat hangers by the back belt loop of my pants.

>>8594362
i wonder how this anon will inevitably die

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>>8591556
>>8593015
FUCKING ROCKED IT MY NEGROES. The owner seemed really into me and actually said, verbatim, "wow, you have so much experience. I'm so glad you're here!" She invited me to come back for a second interview/shadow session. Working interviews are common in my field, but she specifically said it would be shadowing, which reads less like "I want you to demonstrate your skills before I hire you" and more as "I just wanna double check to make sure you aren't secretly a huge bitch and my team won't hate you".

While I was there, a different place I'd applied to left me a message asking for an interview. I'm much less stoked about that job, but it'll be nice to have a backup in case I don't get this one for whatever reason.

Things usually never go this well for me vocationally or otherwise, someone fucking pinch me. I'm SO excited.

>>8594722
Congratulations, time to celebrate!
Hey are you the vet tech?

>>8594722
congrats!
Way to go!
That must feel good

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>>8594730
>>8594755
Thanks anons, you're the best.

Yep, I'm a vet tech. I treated myself to shitty fast food on the way home to celebrate, haha. Nothing says success like inhaling half my daily calories in hoagie form.

>>8594722
Good job, anony! I can only hope my future interviews go as well as yours did today.
>tfw still upset about my rejection from last week
I'm going to start submitted more resumes by the end if the month. Gonna work on my verbal skills and self confidence for a while.

>>8594799
Glad to see you're still at it! You'll get it eventually, don't give up.

>>8589238
>What were you like when you were little?

A tomboy with a strong love for animals, and as sweet as sugar.

Now I'm the she-wolf, and trice as bitter.

>>8589238
>early bloomer
Apparently so, before I can remember. My mother has told me three stories:
In kindergarten, my teacher reported to my mom her concern that I disliked being kissed by boys and would push them away. Then, she said I kept kissing girls but there was no pushing involved.

I had a habit of beheading Ken. I had GI Joe and other male dolls I left alone but liked to pop Ken's head off and toss it somewhere on the floor. I also undressed Barbie a lot and left her naked. I vaguely recall doing things with two Barbies but my mom doesn't remember that part.

When my mother brought my little brother home, I was disappointed and told her she needed to bring a "prettier" baby home. She convinced me that being the big sis of a brother was a more awesome responsibility.

Other than that, I was a pretty regular girl, believe it or not.

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>>8589578
>single digit number anime
Plebe.

So what did you think?

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>two good friends started dating last summer
>move in with one of them
>roommate needed rent and her gf couldn't afford to/wasn't serious enough about her at that point
>they break up after 6 months of dating
>console roommate, bring her cake, let her talk it out forever
>she gradually moves on
>3 weeks after breakup, her ex and I have drinks and hang out
>end up sleeping together
>we agree it's a one-time thing and are fine
>roommate suddenly expresses interest in me that weekend
>we sleep together
>she wants a relationship
>always had a thing for her
>say yes, but there's something I feel she should know first
>tell her about ex and me
>she's completely fine with it for the first hour
>rapidly descends into sobbing, drama, and madness over next 3 days
>throws petty barbs, says all our mutual friends find me creepy, calls me soulless, evil, violator of bro code (what?)
>say lesbians don't operate that way because our dating pool is minuscule
>tell her I want to try to work it out and be with her
>roommate increasingly hostile and irrational, impossible to reason with
>kicks me out
>some new guy quickly moves in after me
>according to mutual friends they're dating
>don't see/speak to her at all except one day
>comes to my workplace out of the blue when she knew I'd be working, supposedly to see mutual friend
>barely speaks to me
>fast forward 5 months
>text her politely to ask if (items I've been looking for) got left at her house
>1-word response from her
>mfw woman half again my age still upset about this high school shit half a year later

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>mfw i finally found someone to power bottom me in bed and in the streets.

I'm messing myself up by eating unhealthy from the stress from work though. I got most of the bad food out of the house though. No potato chips, no candy, ice cream, sweet things, no fatty meat. There's like two amy's organic frozen cheese pizzas and that's it.

>>8595863
I respect that you were honest with her and personally I think you dodged a bullet. If she's that much of a whiny bitch over the hook-up before you two became an item, imagine what she would have been like in a relationship. You'd be constantly steering around her emotional landmines.
I hope you didn't leave anything important there. You're better off not dealing with her drama.
>>8595882
>two amy's
Not even vegetarian but I find their meals delicious.

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>>8595920
Thanks for the reassurance. I can be flippant about it now, but honestly at the time it was deeply hurtful, and she had my head so screwed around that I felt I'd committed a child-murdering level of moral wrong. My friends finally made me realize it was actually her blowing things fuckhugely out of proportion.

It's $150 worth of work clothes, unfortunately. I'd been loaning them to her at the time and haven't seen them at all since I moved back in with my family. She said they're not there, but I don't know that she'd be honest if they were. Can't exactly go over to her place to check.

Oh well.

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You know, /clg/ has been feeling more like a community as of late. There's still shitposting, trolling, and spouting of /pol/ ideology, but anons also support each other, follow each other's lives and stories, and give thoughtful advice, all without the cancer of namefagging. It's nice.

I love you piece of shit dykes.

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>>8595785
I don't have the attention span to watch over 7 shows per season so I'm pushing myself here.

Episode 2 was gay alright. Roko is extremely autistic though. her mental health worries me.

>>8594776
we try :)
>>8596051
I love you too anime loving weeb

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>>8596269
Yume Nikki and anime are different things. They're DIFFERENT!!!

>>8595989
>$150 worth of work clothes that she's borrowing
Yeah, she's not the type to give that up easily. And if she does, she'll whine to everyone how you "stole" them from her. That's a shame.
>>8596051
It's a cycle, we are currently in the eye of the storm. Strap in and expect gusts and the occasional thunderstorm soon.

>>8595863
You should've closed the loop and had all three of you sleep together. Then we'd have TWO polyanons.

>>8596534
Honestly, I would have if they'd offered.

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>tfw no gf

if a mtf tranner looks good enough, would you consider?

>>8596761
No.

>>8596761
No.

>>8596757
Iktf

>>8596761
Wrong thread to ask that. Even if someone here would they would NEVER admit it.

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>>8596881
We're anonymous though. Lots of people in the thread probably are tranner shitposters, or even cis male shitposters...

>>8595920
This.

>>8595989
Honestly doing her ex shortly before you do her can make a girl freak out, especially if she's still on the rebound and trying to start a relationship with you. You definitely did the right thing by telling her though, and she did go overboard in her reaction.

>>8596329
>that pic
Shoujo ai and yuri *are* different, desu. Yuri means they bang. Shoujo ai is just romantic overtones (and nothing really sexual). But that's only used by westerners. In Japan yuri means lesbo and shoujo ai means pedo. The nips who are worried that yuri sounds too porny say onna-doushi or girl x girl instead.

>>8596761
What part of "cis lesgen" did you not understand?

>>8596893
>or even repressing tranner
FTFY

>>8597193
I don't think shitposters raiding clg are necessarily LGBT in any way.

>>8597199
>anyone on /lgbt/
>not trans

>>8596893
>Lots of people in the thread probably are tranner shitposters
Kinda like you anime poster?

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>>8597219
Nah, I'm a cis male.

>>8597231
Hi there 'Mr' 'cis' male!

FUCK YOU NAZI I'M NOT EVEN ASLEEP

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>>8597526

>>8596051
I hate everyone here, but I also want to see you all happy and successful.

>>8597170
>onna-doushi or girl x girl instead
Or GL (girls love). Yuri clobbers the others in frequency of use.

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Today I learned tampon means stamp in French. It's not that funny but I can't seem to get this stupid thing off my mind.

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I chose sleep instead of hanging out with friends yesterday
I feel guilty and smug about it at the same time

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>tfw all you want is a nice old fashioned girl, but all the obvious lesbians are tumblr tier freaks

>>8597650
C'est bien rigolo ca

>>8597884
Why didn't you go anon?

>>8598308
because I had to walk
>hour and a half there
>hang for two hours
>hour and a half back

or just sleep for five hours
how bright the sun was made my choice pretty easy

>>8596627
Make it happen anon. It's your doody

Why have threads been so slow lately? They're lasting several days.

>>8598750
well it's summer and the normies are probably out having fun and/or fugging their gfs

>>8598750
I don't mind doing less work.
I'm not sure. I think less of some of the regulars are posting (at least in an identifiable way) and there's less trolling.

>>8598750
Discord kills generals.

>>8599056
This thread has had a discord for years tho

If your IRL friends knew you posted here would they be surprised?
>inb4 implying you have IRL friends

>>8599269
My IRL friends know I visit 4chan, most of them have visited at one point or another. I think they'd be disappointed that I'm participating in this particular thread though.

>>8599269
None of them know except my gf. Yes, they'd be surprised as 4chan has a terrible rep among normies.

>>8599269
I only have 3 IRL friends. One of them browses 4chinz and the other two are complete normies. I connect more with the one that browses this site since he shares the same fucked up sense of humor as me. The other two know I browse this site, and they could care less. They do keep pestering me to get facebook though, but fuck that.

>>8599269
Personally I have a couple friends from Dungeons and Dragons who are channers, so they wouldn't be surprised. The rest of my friends are more people I've met through my uni stuff and they are more SJWish so they'd be shocked.

>>8599299
>I think they'd be disappointed that I'm participating in this particular thread though.
Why? They don't know that you are gay?

>>8599493
Nah, they're definitely OK with that (if not some letter of the alphabet themselves). They'd judge me for wasting time in a glorified blogging thread with a bunch of racists and TERFs. To be fair, I judge myself for that.

>>8599564
it's okay, I judge myself for that too. Well more the racists and terfs bit tbqh.

>>8599607
Yeah, dunno why I keep coming back here but I do.

>>8599613
Actually I do know; I want to know how various regulars are doing. Even if they're jerks.

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>>8599639
Yeah, same here. Plus, I've been here for too many years to just leave without feeling guilty for investing so much time in the life stories of other anons.

>>8599676
>I've been here for too many years
This. Both in context and as an isolated statement.

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random ass question
what shows do y'all miss?
guilty pleasure movies you watch over and over

>stargate sg1
>savage dragon
>extreme ghostbusters
>gargoyles
>I was retarded about sg1
I could bing watch reruns all day, but it just isn't the same
I remember staying up late to watch the premiere on showtime with my dad

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>>8599743
>what shows do y'all miss?
Helix
Slasher
Dexter
Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
The Twilight Zone
House

>guilty pleasure movies you watch over and over
All the Pirate of the Caribbean movies. They are so comfy to watch.

>>8599613
>>8599639
anon, I'm exactly the same.

>>8599639
>>8599676
What are your favorite anons?

>>8599743
>what shows do y'all miss?
Skins (prior to series 6 that is), gonna miss Orphan Black when it's done.
>guilty pleasure movies you watch over and over
The Fifth Element, DEBS, Saving Face, and Shimotsuma Monogatari are the only movies I re-watch much, and I refuse to categorize them as "guilty pleasures".

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>when some random kind of creepy guy on the bus tells me to smile

>>8600018
Don't really want to play that game. I'll just let everyone secretly think I'm talking about them.

>>8600018
I love all you anons equally, of course.

>>8600055
Better than a creeper asking you to hook up with him.
I fucking hate public transportation.

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How do you girls meet other girls ?
I'm too scared to go to gay bars

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>>8600075
>How do you girls meet other girls ?
I don't. I sit here in my room and hope that one will magically appear.

>>8600075
>>8600126
Time for a meet-up thread

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>>8600037
A+ tier taste in movies.

>>8600071
That shit pisses me right off. Still, public transit is cheap and I don't want to drive so I put up with it. I've had weirder shit happen to me before.

>riding bus
>guy sits down next to me
>about in his 60s and kind of weird but whatever
>wearing a Fresh Prince shirt
>"I bet you don't know who this is huh?"
>automatically say it's Will Smith
>asks me if I like Will Smith movies
>say yes
>instantly regret it
>he starts rambling a mile a minute about Independence Day
>starts talking about the scene where the drunk guy dies
>he's getting emotional
>my stop is coming up
>tell him I need to get up and go
>he's blocking my way and won't let me out
>bus driver eventually makes him
>mfw I almost missed my stop because this guy just had to get whatever that was out of his system

>>8600075
>How do you girls meet other girls ?

I see a pretty girl and then go out of my way to avoid contact with her. If contact is unavoidable I get flustered and do something stupid.

>>8600126
My strategy for becoming a girl!

t. tranner

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>>8594799
>Gonna work on my verbal skills and self confidence for a while.
Something that really helped me with this interview was rehearsal. I spent the entire 35-40 minute drive there just talking to myself in my car like a schizo about my work experience, education, why I was excited to work at that place, etc. By the time I got there, most of the information I needed to say was flowing so naturally that it freed up the mental resources to focus on other communication aspects like tone usage and speech pacing.

Also, thanks anon. We'll both be employed soon and will finally be able to afford our very own qt sugar babies.

>>8600189
I've seen some crazy shit while riding the train.
>coming out of school one afternoon
>board the train home
>some crazy homeless dude is shouting nonsense
>everyone is ignoring him since crazy homeless people board the train all the time
>suddenly he gets up and literally shits and pisses his pants
>this black woman sitting next to him goes bunkers
>starts yelling at the homeless dude, then she starts hitting him
>homeless dude starts fighting back
>black lady drags homeless dude out of the train at the following stop
>a trail of shit and piss where the lady dragged the dude, plus the seat where he was sitting was stain with shit
>train smells like death
>had to endure for another 20 mins until my stop came around

I have so many stories. This one was kinda funny due to the silly fighting scene. Still, I hate taking public transportation.

>>8600131
But where

>>8600244
Cats are substitute children, right?

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>>8600265
Correct. But furthermore, they're the only kind of children worth having.

>>8600189
you should dress up like the yanki character in kamikaze girls and post pictures delinquent.

for science

>>8600275
True, true.

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>>8600189
>A+ tier taste in movies.
I see you are a fellow woman of good taste.

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>>8600264
M I A
I
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>see girl half a dozen times or so, fuck a bunch
>tells me she's gonna be busy for a couple weeks
>wait about two weeks and see what she's doing
>no response, text message, not sure if she actually saw it
It's gonna be two weeks this Saturday since then, how do I find out without pestering her? Don't really care about her opinion of me, but I wanna fuck her again.

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>>8600256
Holy shit that must have been a wild ride from start to finish. I only ever threw a fit on public transit once and that was because the guy was chewing tobacco and spitting it on the ground. The South. Honestly.

>>8600292
>implying I'd post pictures on here

Anna Tsuchiya is cute, though.

>>8600333
Yeah! I kind of want to watch a movie now, but I can't.

>have to go to this neighborhood meeting because I told a neighbor I would
>don't have time to work out, shower and get ready between then and when I get off work
>have to change out of my track suit into serious adult clothes
>just wanted a comfy night at home

Why did I agree to socialize?

>>8600356
>Why did I agree to socialize
Maybe so you have stories to tell for anons who don't leave the house.

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>>8600356
>have to go to this neighborhood meeting because I told a neighbor I would
>Why did I agree to socialize?
Because you are too nice and sweet to say no.

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>>8600356
>I kind of want to watch a movie now, but I can't.
>Why did I agree to socialize?
Same, I don't know what I was thinking. My flight didn't get in until past two this morning and I really just want to relax after work, but I agreed to go to a family thing that will take me 4h+ in transit round trip. Maybe I'll end the evening with my own fresh public transit stories to tell (would have to top the "millionaire" bum who told me stories of getting shot and wanted me to marry him).

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>>8600387
>this boner for deredere Delinquent
Delinquent is all tsun all the time.

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I'm scared shitless of going to Cucknada. I have already backed and deleted everything anime related from my phone and laptop, yet if I get selected for an electronics search and seize my storage they will be able to recover the stuff. Can this happen? I don't want to get deported because of 2D lewds or something that might look like lolicon or bestiality.

>>8600815
Hello, kek
Don't worry the Canadians are soft not like Murrica and border patrol are lazy fucks

>>8600993
Kek is going to Canada? I thought she was afraid to go outside.

>>8600815
Maybe don't bring your fucking porn stash?

Clg seems slower lately.
>>8600815
>or bestiality
I mean there are very few things that "Look like Beastiality" Without being bestiality.

>>8600815
Why are you going to canada ? Is some lesbocanadian wishing to pet you ?

>>8600993
I know of someone who was sent back because she had lolicon and I had called her a pedo through Steam and she had that conversation saved and they saw that at the airport. What I'm truly scared of is them using a recovery tool on my hard drive because then they will be able to see the deleted pics and I'm sure at least one of them is lolicon and the others are ero yuri with high schoolers and I will be sent back pls help.

>>8601062
I already deleted it you fucking retard but they can recover """"deleted"""" stuff because I didn't re-write my hard drive.

>>8601069
I mean I'm not sure if I had saved bestiality but it's possible so I'm still paranoid about it. Same goes with loli. But seeing I can't prove the age of high school girls it's basically the same as lolicon.

>>8600815
I don't want to jinx myself but I think you're being a tad paranoid, I can't remember the last time airport/border security did more than swab my electronics (and the only time that happened recently was one of the times I had a mobo and gfx card in my carry-on). Though I'll admit I do have white-looking Canadian citizen privilege going for me.

>>8601091
Do I have white-looking Mexican priviledge in Cucknada as I have in Mexico?

>>8601079
I'm sorry but there is nothing you can do now because The Royal Canadian Police knows, my man.
Off to le Canadien jail you go.

>>8601114
Staying in Canadian jail would be a thousand of times better than getting sent back to Mexico.

>>8601102
How thick is your spanish accent?

>>8601125
90% THICC

But if I try I can make weird mouth movements and sound like a retarded brit.

>>8601102
Honestly the only people I know who have been hella hassled are people with Chinese passports but I don't know any Mexicans, so.

>nazi kicks me because she 'doesn't like me'
TIPPITY TOPPETY

>>8601129
Maybe grills will think your spanish accent is sexy and exotic, then you can finally get laid.

no but seriously someone please send me a discord invite if i fall asleep tonight i'm fucked

>>8601150
>mexican accent
>sexy and exotic
Doubt. I don't really want to get laid anyway.

>>8601143
Well, what did you do to make her not like you?

>>8601154
d/a but I like the way Mexicans say marimite at least!

>>8601143
it's probably a subtle process more than any one reason. i have been told by soooo many people how antagonistic i am

>>8601156
see
>>8601165

>>8601158
Any non-anglo can say マリみて nicely. It's nice to have a non-retarded native language.

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>>8601165
I'm waiting for you to beg and grovel and praise your queen.

>>8601179
suck my spike you absolute battery taster go stand on train tracks until some saint comes and liberates me from your existence

>>8601173
Nah that's not true at all, and you guys put an especially cute lilt on it.

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>>8601186
It was your call. Bye bye!

>>8601179
'24 hour kick' is hot BS you can invite me back any time you want

Please can a mod of the discord send me an invite? I'm 18+, cis and a gay woman

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>>8600131
>>8600264
You could make one of those interactive maps that allows people to mark their locations to see where we all are. Start there.

I'll warn you in advance, though, that these things tend not to pan out because we're all spread too far apart. Maybe current /clg/ population is different, it's been a couple years since the last one (I think?), but also maybe not.

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>>8601198
>this desperation
Somebody send the girl a damn link.

>>8601193
you know if i were a discord mod i would kick people when there was an actual legitimate reason because it's not a super exclusive best friend's club and i'm not so sensitive that i must purge everything that causes me so much as mild discomfort you dumbshit toddler

>>8601221
You sound like u angery. Almost like you're the toddler. I regularly kick people as bantz. But you are just insufferable.

>>8601216
>girl

>>8601193
if you're going to be this delicate you may as well add 'members of the discord must brown-nose me at all times'

>>8601232
You're the one that's delicate. You can't just ask for a discord invite.

>>8601229
>literally just 'u mad bro'

>found out 36 dddd/g is my true bra size
>the fuck I can't find shit in this size

kill me

>>8601239
from the pastebin:
>you will need to request a link from a mod in the thread
check yourself moron

>>8601254
yeah well i told them not to give you one so...

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>>8601246
>36 dddd/g

>>8601229
>I regularly kick people as bantz
That sounds very obnoxious. Is it just you who does this? I've been interested in joining but will hard pass if all the mods turn out to be retards.

>>8601262
Yeah it's just me. And you shouldn't join if you're gonna be that "delicate".

>>8601257
>'hey goys i have an idea let's all ignore that one bc i don't like her :3:3:3 also btw if you don't i'll kick you too'
>literally primary school tier exclusion
please, give me more fuel more my mirth

>>8601272
omg please don't tell me this was sincere, Nazi

>>8601272
but are you a real girl? or a tranny? I don't mind being kicked for bantz by a real girl.

>>8601258
I swear it sounds huge but it's not.

Like in my head I'd hear g/e/dddd and think mammoth tits but nah. I used to think I was just dd but never bothered to measure shit. I've lost weight so I was actually hoping to find I'd gone down a size since I'm down pant sizes.

But nope, apparently whole life just been wearing the wrong size. And in my size bras are comfier it's just fuck me I can't find shit in store and online there's slim pickings under 40$

>>8601274
I wanted to mess with you a bit but you took it way too seriously. All you had to do was ask for a new invite and I would give it to you. But you're giving me reason to think you'll never get over this. So maybe its best you stay here.

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>>8601272
I'm not delicate. Bantz with me all you like. What you're doing is the internet version of that shit bullies do where they take some kid's shit and throw it around between their friends so they can't get it back. It's juvenile and retarded.

>>8601192
Like "marímite"? I guess that's because Maria in Spanish has a tilt on the i so it kinda comes naturally to say it like that.

>>8601289
>'i was JUST about to let you back in but then you said that so i'm going to withhold what you want forever'
also
>all you had to do was ask for a new invite and I would give it to you
hmm...
>>8601151
and then
>>8601179
Nazi you're barely holding it together at this point. just give up before you expose yourself as retarded

>>8601293
No I'm making sure you have to go through me and so I can personally bantz with you. Its not unusual for me to do this because it goes quickly. I kick, play and tease them a bit, relent, and give pull them back into the chat. You, however, are taking it all very personally and I'm getting the vibe you won't be able to take this lightly.

wait I've been away from lesgen. Is there some new tinychat thing? I wanna tc

>>8601289
are you going to demand nudes to get back in like the last time you kicked me? (which was for saying you had a childlike voice all of a single time in case you forgot)

>>8601317
It's just discord drama that has spilled into the thread...again.

>>8601317
>tinychat
Good times.

No, it's a discord that's apparently modded by power-tripping retards, what else is new.

>>8601320
kek you actually did it, that was so disturbing.

>>8601307
>just give up before you expose yourself as retarded
Alright I give up. you're banned :^)

>>8601328
don't be flattered, i literally give out nudes like they're copies of the big issue. thanks for fuelling my ego xx
>i give up
give up what? trying to defend kicking someone simply because you don't like them?

>>8601328
also next time you're fingering your hole i would really appreciate it if you could picture my giant phallic clitoris rubbing all over your face :) :) :)

>>8601307
>calls OP a nazi just for being careful not to keep it real girls only
Nice try Matthew.

>>8601377
uh you obviously have no idea what is going on. nazi is the NAME of the mod on the discord and there has never been any debate over whether i am a girl

>>8601382
how do we know though? Maybe you're a tranny who voice passes.

>>8601396
>i posted full-body nudes multiple times

>>8601382
>and there has never been any debate over whether i am a girl
Because you got kicked before the test.

>>8601407
i know you're trying to be facetious, but what further test could there possibly be? you heard my voice and saw my body. if you're going to b8 keep your story str8 m8

save me Uzii REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8601018
>>8600815
>>8600993
Kek is finally going to see her waifu Cankan???

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>>8601434
I wish, but no. It's a pseudo-business trip.

>>8601328
hey Nazi
hime suggested i apologise for the reason i was kicked and said maybe then you would let me back in.
so i can sincerely say... i'm sorry you don't like me and that [no other reasons given]

>>8601454
i take that back hime literally hasn't said a word about it to me i accidentally got her mixed up with my imaginary friend

>>8601454
>making your case with sarcasm

>>8601444
Aww, maybe you could meet-up though?
Also, what kind of business?

>>8601459
>not seeing the irony in that statement
my professional advice would be euthanasia

>>8601460
She's going to Japan those days, plus normally she would be almost 4000km away from where I will be.

>>8601454
Grovel you disgusting british pig.
https://discord.gg/wBvWMJ

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Hey, I have a doubt ... Is common for you that your gf makes fun of your undies?

>pic related

>>8601470
I see. Well, it's your chance to find a qt now that you will be outside of third world where no one is a lesbian.

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>>8601203
rough tally
https://zeemaps.com/map?group=2622710&location=USA#

>Additions
>Add Marker - Simple
>Mark closest major metropolitan area
>Optional: how many miles you are willing to travel

inb4 one anon per city
I have no idea what I'm doing

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>>8601474
I'd wear the fuck out of that psychedelic star-patterned shit. Not my usual cut, but exceptions can be made.

>>8601478
I don't want a gf anymore though.

>>8601317
>>8601325
I wish we had a tinychat as well :(

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>>8601504
Why?

>>8601510
Too much hassle.

>>8601474
What does she say?

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>>8600372
This is true. It was lame and awkward, but I survived.

>>8600387
>me
>nice and sweet
>mfw

>>8600425
>I don't know what I was thinking

I'm the queen of making plans to be social when I've just done a lot of mentally exhausting shit and would rather be chilling in sweatpants and watching anime.

>would have to top the "millionaire" bum who told me stories of getting shot and wanted me to marry him

Please tell me this story

>>8600460
I'm only dere for food.

>>8601216
I kind of want the discord too.

>>8601474
>tfw no gf to gently bully me about my calvins

>>8601480
did mine.
But I can only hope that they'll be another canuck stuck in the Ontario heat :(

>>8601518
>delinquent wants to join the discord
You will have to beg nazi for it.

>>8601514
Don't be a pussy, kek.

>>8601518
The discord is always open to you, delinquent. I'm a big fan. Have been for a long time.

https://discord.gg/gEafe

also btw to anyone else thinking of joining the discord, it's not so bad. nazi does like to kick for what she will admit to be no reason, but she caves in to pressure from the other users and lets you back in really quickly so it's barely any inconvenience :)

>>8601564
I'm not giving a potential tranny nudes so I can be in your secret club house

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>2 anons near each other in Florida

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>>8601497
it isn't my only pattern ;)

>>8601515
she just mess with me saying I wear male underwear, I don't like to wear thongs...

but I'm kind of insecure... she makes fun of some other things that I like too... she says she is mean with me because she likes me... is that normal ?

>>8601573
you don't need to give anyone nudes to be in the secret club house. brown-nosing the mods, however...

>>8601480
Added myself in DC. I have a gf and don't go out much these days. But I'm cool with showing anyone around if they want. Wherever we meet, there'll be at least a hundred lesbians, let's put it that way.

>>8601614
>Wherever we meet, there'll be at least a hundred lesbians, let's put it that way.
I hate you just a little bit right now.

>>8601620
Don't be bitter, it's like that in all big liberal cities. Move near one and it'll be the same deal.

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Whoever makes the next thread, don't forget to link the map >>8601480

>>8601405
>>8601564
Should have joined lesbian general when it was open last week instead.

>>8601636
Would anyone care if I drop the filters list? I don't think anyone is using it. I can do a swap with a new pastebin that lists the map and maybe some additional items people want to add.
I think it'll draw less attention from non-/clg/ers this way. You can mention the map in the thread but I won't refer to it in the OP.

>>8601671
>I can do a swap with a new pastebin that lists the map and maybe some additional items people want to add.
Sounds good, anon.

>>8601639
what the fuck are you talking about