Cis LesGen

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Hey, Kek. Did you get your package yet?

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>>8527645
>>OP stole your harem and liberated all the girls
you Monster

>>8527673
I knew I should have kept Kek out of the OP. I blame the lack of coffee. Anyway, the package isn't due for days.
>>8527676
It was very humane, they were released back to their natural habitat where they belong.

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>>8527645
>what's your casual outfit
Preferably nothing.
I wear a Batman onesie when it gets cold in winter, and occassionally a western-style "kimono", such as pic related, during summer.

>what do you lounge on
My battlestation.

>what's your comfort food and drink
Sparkling water all day erry day. Having pizza delivered is most comfy, but I seldomly do it. This one brand of cereal I recently discovered is also quite the comfort food, as is hot chocolate with mini marshmallows.

>go-to forms of entertainment and hobby
Vidya, shitposting, wasting time lying in bed.

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>>8527748
Oh woops, was so focused on comfy kitten I forgot the not-kimono pic.

Cold pizza and coffee for breakfast. That's right. I don't give a shit.

>>8527873
Gimme your pizza, anon.

>>8527890
Nuu. I need these disgusting greasy carbs, lots to do today.

>>8527922
Greedy pizza anon! What are you going to do today?

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>tfw no cyborg gf

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>>8527692
...This would have more sense had I not forgotten to include this photo.

>tfw no alien gf

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>>8527673
Fuck you burger, you sent my package to travel Europe and I see no signs of it arriving in 5 days. It will probably go to Japan before I do.

>>8527992
Get rekt

>>8527992
>anime

>>8527934
Working on an art project, then I have practice at 4, and afterward I'm gonna go swimming.
You?

>>8527992
>someone paying extra shipping fees just to troll an anon over the net
This is why the internet exists

>>8527939
I would go full-cyborg if the body was just as nimble and sensate as a real one. There's not much point to trading a human body for a clunky machine that is permanently numb.

My girlfriend is taking me to buy a sexy bikini which makes me nervous but then she is going to make me get in a pool and teach me to swim.

Pretty scared, I'mma die.

>>8528303
You dont know how to swim?

>>8528327
No.

I'm scared because she isn't like a life guard or anything. She just ASSUMES she can teach me to swim and that she can keep me from drowning.

>>8528340
If it's a public pool, there will be lifeguards.

>>8528303
>>8528340
Nigger pls go.

>>8528355
It's not, it's her in ground pool.

>>8528362
I'm not black.

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>tfw spending my birthday reading the messages I received last year when everything was still daijoubu

I spent like 40% of my waking time today crying.

>>8528367
>I'm not black.
>can't swim
Absolutely pathetic. She should just let you drown.

>>8528379
THAT MIGHT BE WHAT SHE IS PLANNING TO DO

>>8528340
Good lord, she's only going to have you do floats and kicks and basic stuff at first. Unless you're giant and she's tiny and weak, you won't drown from that.
>>8528373
These things will pass. Some years are going to be better than others because not every year is going to be better than the last. I had a spate of 3 horrible Valentine's. Next year or the year after, you'll look back and go well it's a lot better than 2017, especially if you work at making your life better.

>>8528373
Don't worry anon, I love you <3

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>>8528457
>especially if you work at making your life better.

That's the thing. I worked really hard in 2015 to 16 to make life better, and I succeeded. I finally overcame my depression and was in a much better place in life. I made new friends with awesome people and even acquired gf.
Now just a year later, the basic situation hasn't changed, but I still feel miserable. And the things weighting me down depend on other people, so I can't do all the work by myself.
As for Valentine's, I never even celebrated it. ;_;

>>8528484
Y-You too.
Will you come give me a cuddle session? That's my only birthday wish.

>>8528515
I'll make love with you and cuddle a lot during after sex

>>8528526
gross

>>8528515
Even total normies have bad years. At least you're almost there. She was what, your first gf? How many people do you know that say "Yeah, so this is the first person I ever dated and we ended up together happily every after."
Most people take a while to find a permanent gf.

>>8528526
Okay, but you'll have to handle my crying during it.

>>8528545
She wasn't my first. I don't feel any better now than I did when she broke up with me, usually I handled my feelings better.
There's also the issue with my friends, which I'm all the more aware of on such days.

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Are girls (male(female(male))) straight or gay? Symphogay is making me confused. Fuck these god damn trannies.

>>8528587
It's whatever the men drawing their 2D traps want them to be

>tfw no socially awkward gf with low self esteem

>>8528622
That one is weird though, it's not a trap and more like a tranny. It used to be a man but alchemy made him completely female so no penis, but has a male voice actor and most likely male mind but at the same time she(he) is a THICC slut and really fuckable so I don't know how to feel about it.

>>8528587
>girls (male(female(male)))
???

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>>8528643
See >>8528638
It's complicated.

>>8528623
Be careful what you wish for.

Reminder that Turks a plague upon humanity and they should be dealt with as you would with a cockroach infestation
complete and utter eradication
see you again in two weeks for the next reminder goodbye

>>8528655
All sandniggers are a plague.

>>8528623
You'll tire of her after a while anon

>>8528655
Whats wrong with Turks?

>>8528638
>and most likely male mind
lolwut

>>8527645
>
On lazy (Sun)days, what's your casual outfit, what do you lounge on, what's your comfort food and drink, and your go-to forms of entertainment or hobby?

Sundays are a getaway for me. Normally, I go out for a run or take long walks by the countryside. I cannot stand a long, lazy Sunday without nothing to do. I think this stems from that year when I visited the German Clock Museum in Furtwangen. It was also Sunday. A gazillion of clocks. Listening they tick by. Silence on the streets. The most boring day in my entire existence.

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>>8527645
>tfw no disgusting, degenerate gf

>>8528655
>>8528660
And /pol/ is an endlessly shitposting plague of boring and repetitive memes

>>8528685
Found the turk

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>>8528685
If you don't like it why do you reply? Idiot.

Kill all mudslimes. Genocide sandniggers.

>>8528685
Ignoring and eporting bait is best response

>>8528701
get OUT cara

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>>8528753
Who?

>tfw no virgin NEET to play rape

>>8528753
Who is cara? I didn't know we had any namefags.

>>8528788
You're the only one getting raped here, nerd.

>>8528797
We don't. It's a shitposting trannie though I didn't know the name till now.

>tfw you'll never wear gf's panties

>>8528877
why not?

>>8528880
Because that requires a gf and I don't have a gf!

>>8528942
you said never.
are you never going to have a gf?

>>8528946
It sure as feels like that

>>8528877
Why would that be any different to wearing your own?

>>8528964
They would smell of her and ostensibly be able to lend some of her genuine female essence to my masculine body.

>>8528373
It will get better anon dw *hugs*

>>8528877
>tfw ywn share a wardrobe with your gf

>>8528373
abloobloo

I want to move to a third world shithole at this rate. Fuck Vancouver rents

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>>8527645
>On lazy (Sun)days, what's your casual outfit, what do you lounge on, what's your comfort food and drink, and your go-to forms of entertainment or hobby?
T-shirt and flannel pyjama pants. A big armchair with the legs removed (I have short legs). Poached eggs on toast and french press coffee. Reading.

>Bonus: Describe your favorite Sunday brunch
Pic related is one of my local favourites: poached eggs, pulled short rib, caramelized onions, cheese and bell peppers on hash browns.

>>8529086
Around half of the people I know who are over 25 have just given up and moved back in with parents. Or never moved out in the first place.

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>got awesome temp position that's basically dream job
>place I work wants to hire me full time as soon as a position opens
>have to take a pee test tomorrow
>terrified I'm going to test positive for heroin or coke or something
>have never done any of those drugs just paranoid af

I'm so nervous.

>>8529121
And most of the rest live with roommates?

>>8529142
Congrats on the new job, delinquent!

>>8529111
Looks tasty.
>>8529142
Weirdo, just don't take any prescription drugs or anything and you'll be fine.

>>8529156
Yep, or moved to Montreal, America, Asia, etc.

>>8529142
If it gives positive obviously ask for a re-test right there. If it still gives positive consider being a sleep-walker druggie.

>>8529164
>Looks tasty.
It's top-tier delicious.

>>8529142
Don't worry, delinquent. If something comes up positive, they will do a confirmation test that will help rule out false positives. Just chill, bby.

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>>8527748

>On lazy (Sun)days, what's your casual outfit, what do you lounge on, what's your comfort food and drink, and your go-to forms of entertainment or hobby?
Some kind of tracksuit or athletic wear. I still try to look put together, though. I like binging anime, reading cozy mysteries or manga and my ideal brunch is fruit and either shrimp and grits or scrambled egg whites on wheat toast with sliced avocado, tomato and a little cheese. Either way, Mimosas are somehow involved.

>>8529111
Where can I cop that food?

>>8529163
Thank you! Despite being nervous I'm really excited.

>>8529164
>>8529205
I know I'm just being paranoid, but thanks for the advice. I was told to bring all prescription meds to show the people what I'm on before they test me. The inhaler I take apparently gives false positives for steroids a lot.

>>8529142
What's the deal with Americans needing to give urine samples and prove they are NOT on drugs?

>>8529022
Th-thanks, Anon. I hope being at uni all day tomorrow will make me forget about today.

>>8529075
Pls no bully.

>>8529328
Nobody wants to hire a druggie. They become a liability and they tend to be less productive. You don't want that kind of person working for you. Plus, it tends to be a requirement for some health insurances.

>>8529348
No one wants to hire a murderer, do you have to take a lie detector to prove you aren't one of those either?

>>8529439
That's a retarded analogy because lie detectors are nowhere as accurate as drug tests, and people usually don't hire murderers that have been convicted anyway.

>>8529439
I'm guess you're a butthurt drug user that can't get hired or hold up a job.

>>8529494
No, I'm a non-American who has never touched drugs and doesn't understand why you people act like every other person there is sucking people off for crack on weekends.

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I made a discord, do you guys want to check it out? no trannies though please

https://discord.gg/ywkrX7c

>>8529522
Do you require voice verification?

t. not a tranner

>>8529522
>>8529543
>posts on cislesgen and in repgen

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>>8529571
Ugh. I just want to join a nice, friendly discord to play vidyas with other cis lesbos.

>>8529643
What's wrong with the /clg/ discord? I checked it out once and it was kinda boring so I didn't go back but I didn't see a reason not to go if that's what you want.

>>8529464
Drug tests are not that accurate, I know people either stop doing drugs for a while so they can pass or just get piss from a friend.
You can do drugs and not be a failure, you can be a failure without drugs. Even a trial period is not effective cuz people just behave for a couple of months and then go to shit once the position is theirs.

>>8529299
>Where can I cop that food?
British Columbia, Canada.

>>8529809
Where in BC, anony?

>>8529831
The Flying Beaver (great name eh) in Richmond. Some of their other brunch offerings are pretty good too and you get a lovely view from the deck. Usually not too crowded in the morning either.

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I want a gf, and I want one now.

>>8529250
That makes me feel somewhat better. Thanks!

>>8529328
I'm pretty sure it's somehow related to the whole "War on Drugs" thing we have going on. It's funny because I've always considered the whole 'anti-drug' movement we have going on to be the norm since I grew up with it. There would even be anti-drug slogans in arcade games and anti-drug PSAs airing during after-school and Saturday morning cartoons. I remember this one in particular used to creep me the fuck out :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C01RT3T2R24

I guess to someone who didn't grow up with that, it's surreal as fuck.

>>8529882
Looks great! I'll check it out one day. Thanks anony.

>>8529954
Np, happy to spread the love.

>>8529939
I don't mind if someone does drugs, as long as they don't make it all about drugs. Like pot heads and how they always want to be high or just talk about how great weed is all the time for no fucking reason. Just like you can watch anime withoutbeing a weeb that thinks they are Japanese and inserts random moontalk every other sentence. That's not kawai!

The other day a friend said that smoking weed was like being gay and that he couldn't help it, wanted to punch him in the face.

I also stoped talking to some girl cuz every single time we did anything all she wanted was to get drunk. Last timewe hanged she made such a scene that even if we've been fwb on and off for like a decade I felt like i was done with her for good.

>>8530024
>inserts random moontalk every other sentence
It's funny to me that this is common with low-level weebs, drops off with mid-level weebs, and comes back with high-level weebs.

>>8529939
>that commercial

wth they showed that to kids????

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>>8529939
I remember that commercial.
Do you remember D.A.R.E programs at school? That shit was fun. We got to get out of class for an hour every Friday to listen to a cop talk about why drugs are bad, mkay.

>>8529893
Nice pic but how do you think /clg/ would take it if it swapped the genders of Salon headlines instead of race?

>>8530167
Because feminism is just as stupid as hating on white people and all that other PC shit.

>>8530199
Considering women equal to men is stupid. Ok.

In before "You already are!" it's not like it's a static state that can't backslide.

>>8530024
I get you. I like letting off steam and having a couple of drinks but I've never gotten the whole obsession over it. This time last summer I was hanging out with a crowd that was kind of like that and it got old real fast.

>>8530061
Yeah. That wasn't the worst one, but it was the one that scared me most. I got asthma and severe food allergies and spent a lot of time in the hospital because of it, so any time I couldn't breathe when I was a kid I'd get a freaked out.

>>8530125
Shit yeah! We didn't get it every Friday, but a lot. I got a tamagatchi confiscated at one of those things.

>>8530061
Violence is fine.
You just can't show tits.

>>8530208
Because they are not supposed to be the same! Just like you don't expect a rogue to be a tank, they have their own thing going.

They should have equal rights, but shit like affirmative action or government hand me downs just make things worse.

And the whole feminist culture thing is toxic. Parading around with your tits out and a vagina hat does nobody any good. If they really cared they'd do something about how women are treated in third world shit holes. Same goes for Lgbt(insert as many letters as you can think of just cuz) activists.

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>>8530272
>We can't do things about gender problems in this country because it's worse in other countries

Me and my barely-studied vaginismus kindly disagree. As do the women who have died of heart attacks in the ER waiting room and women with undiagnosed autism because medical science pretty much only just realized things present differently in men and women.

I get it, it could be way worse and some feminists are ridiculous. But they're not the majority, and there's still problems here too.

>>8529882
tfw in Victoria supposedly brunch capital of the country but have yet to have a decent one.

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>>8527645
>On lazy (Sun)days, what's your casual outfit
Hoodie, beanie, and pajama pants
>what do you lounge on
My fiance. She sits on a couch to play computer games and I lie my head on her lap. She uses my ass as a mouse pad and I fall asleep
>what's your comfort food and drink
Pizza and coke, cherry vanilla coke if there's a coke remix machine nearby
>your go-to forms of entertainment or hobby?
Video games. Can't wait to be off work long enough to try out the breath of the wild dlc

>dream you just worked all night
>wake up and have to actually do it
https://youtu.be/xTs73qO5ehk

>>8530476
RIP

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>>8530368
That definitely surprises me, but it's been at least a decade since I ate brunch anywhere near there. Bad food? Too crowded? Overpriced?

>>8530429
Coke remix machine? I've never heard of that before.

>>8530551
It's a touch screen coke machine that has a bunch of different flavor drinks in it. Around my area, they're in Wendy's, Firehouse Subs, etc. The machine has a mobile app in which you can create a custom drink and have the machine automatically make it for you.

>>8529893
>white men must be stopped: The very future of mankind depends on it
>Let's hope that the Boston Marathon bomber is a white male
>all the other headlines
It's amazing that sites such as Salon, and the left in general, get away with this shit against whites and white males.

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So my mom is super crazy.

>March
>sent me a card for my birthday
>not a birthday card
>it said "best wishes" and inside was a poem about flowers
>included 4 page letter divorcing herself from me as her child

>week later
>sister calls me crying
>mom tore my room up
>sister saved some of my things
>already had most of the stuff I cared about but glad she got some of the things I never had room for
>she released my turtle in the park
>nailed the door to my room shut

>April
>call dad for his birthday
>mom answers
>hangs up
>call back
>she answers again
>there is no one hear by that name
>hangs up
>I text my sister
>she answers this time
>talk to dad while mom shrieks in the background

>week ago
>sister tells me mom has reopened my room
>is cleaning everything
>throwing away the remainder of my things
>left it bare with only my bed
>bought a new mattress and box spring for it.
>said she had plans for it
>assumed it was going to be a guest room or something

>few days ago
>sister calls me
>mom is renting my room out to some weird autistic guy
>she is freaking out
>doesn't want a stranger living across the hall form her
>dad ends up stepping in and stopping it

Oh god, it's amazing I'm not way more fucked up.

>>8530658
she sounds menopausal
just be glad you're not there

>>8530666
Thanks Satan, you've always been there for me.

I'm very glad my sister spends as much time as possible out of the house.

I just feel bad for dad.

Good news!!
>>A neighbor down near my folks is an old lesbian lady who owns a summer house that she uses for maybe a month out of the year.
>>She asked around about me.
>>Everyone told her about me and my gf and that I work hard and am fairly trust worthy and reponsible.
>>She called me and asked if we needed a better place to rent, or I could possibly rent to own the house for me and my gf.
>>Going to go take a look at the house tomorrow to see the whole property line ect.
>>Parents offered to help me buy it if I want it.
>>Women said she'd give me a good deal because she has no kids or other relatives.
>>She asked an older lesbian couple who are good friends of my family about us.
>>They put in a good word and said we were a cute couple and she should totally sell us the place.
>>The women asked my friends if I've ever dated men.
>>They laughed and said no.
>>"Okay good. I don't want that in my house."
I guess it pays to be a goldstar.

>>FF to a few hours ago:
>>Trying to sleep but it's too hot
>>I'm naked without sheets on me
>>Gf wakes up said she had a bad dream and asked if we could cuddle.
>>Skin on skin with heat is disgusting, but sure.
>>She rolled over and cuddled me.
>>She's like an ice cube because the fan is on her side of the bed so she's nice and cool.
>>Instantly happy and felt better.
>>Fell asleep for an hour
>>Cat pawed at my face and woke me up because his food bowl is empty
>>Gf rolled the other way
>>Now I'm dying and can't sleep again
>>Fucking hate this cat.

>>8529194
>America
>cheap rents
No

>>8530975
Competitive salaries.

>>8530975
Depends on the area you are in. My rent is only about $1,200/month. I have a roommate, so I'm only paying about $600/month. 2 bedrooms/2 bathrooms. It's not that bad.

I told my fwb that I loved her and ruined everything.

>>8530272
>And the whole feminist culture thing is toxic.
t. tranner

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>>8531252
I'm sorry, anon. This too shall pass. Give it some time, maybe things can be salvaged.

>>8531252
Oh, anony. Why didn't you make her your gf before you told her you loved her?

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>>8531252
No fucking way. SAY IT AINT SO!

>tfw my fwb told me not to fall in love with her

I haven't, and I don't plan on it.

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>>8531430
Not that anon, but I'm a cis lesbian and absolutely agree that feminist culture is fucking cancer. A lot of females on this board do.

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>tfw so depressed without a job that you're considering a $9.50/hour position

>>8531696
how often do you get to interact with feminists when it's not through the lens of feminist cringe compilations or breitbart or something though, literally every feminist I've ever talked to has been a normal rational person that doesn't believe all the things we're supposedly told feminists believe in, there's undeniably a strong anti-feminist movement online that tends to blot out any actual feminist content but when you go out in the real world it's a different story.

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>>8530549
I just haven't had anything noteworthy. Like things are either too expensive for what you get or just not memorable in general. Like I could get a breakfast with a half plate of fries or hasbrowns, 3 eggs, 2 pieces of toast and bacon for 2.50$ (*With a drink) on the East coast available until 3:30pm. Here breakfast ends at like 1-2 and is utually 15$ or more for a skillet that leaves you feeling like you could do better at home for the same price.

>>8531668
wish I looked like that. wonder what the mod thinks of it.

>>8531707
I have to deal with some at school, and a friend's wife... Nobody likes them, not in school, not amongst our friend group. If anything people are glad my friends wife is pregnant and doesn't come over when we do stuff and secretly feel sorry for the dude.

Those kind of people are one of the reasons most of my interactions with lesbians are online. Which is rather sad, not that you guys are bad, but I want real friends.

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>>8531708
Hm, that's a shame. I've found a handful of spots in metro that I like, but I may very well have different standards.

>>8531707
>literally every feminist I've ever talked to has been a normal rational person
Alright, everybody, set aside your own anecdotes and all the evidence from the public sphere, we have anon >>8531707's word that literally, literally, all her anecdotal evidence says one thing and one thing only!

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>tfw looking at threads from 2014
We used to have so much fun

>>8531799
Why are you looking at threads from that far back?

>>8531807
I looked something up in the archive and old threads came up

If a girl went to study abroad or can't be with you for some reason, but you were aloud to date other people in the mean time, would you wait a few years to be with her?

>>8531765
what makes you think they're feminists and other people aren't? and what's the reason people don't like them?

>>8531790
provide some other evidence then, I just don't see this hyperbolic nut picked version of feminists anywhere in reality

>>8531813
Yeah, a few years is nothing.

>>8531820
They have said they are feminist on some occasions, not to mention they sound like a click bait page when they give opinions. Just because you like them doesn't mean other people do.

When you are hanging with friends you don't want some bitch going on about how that movie is bad because (insert feminist meme argument). And nobody wants to hear you go on and on about how the patriarchy is to blame for everything bad in class.

>>8531829
so they're like the classic vegan who you know is a vegan because they say they're a vegan, that's a confirmation bias but yeah those people suck.

>>8531833
>no true Scotsman

>>8531820
>I just don't see this hyperbolic nut picked version of feminists anywhere in reality
You don't see what you choose not to see.

>>8531833
>>8531878
Y'all're saying the same things to each other.

>>8531833
So how should I interpreted that they say the same stuff as if they were from some weird cult? You can even tell by how they dress. Like when you see a couple of clean cut dudes with white shirts, black pants and tie and you know they are a Mormon.
Even professors that are supposed to know better than quote FB post's do so. We laugh and add some feminist bs for an easy grade. Thank good I don't live in a sjw infested area.

>>8531837
This is literally feminism's only defense left.

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Hi, there, ladies.

I have a penis and I come here seeking help from you delightful lesbians and bifocals.

>I have a penis.
>In a friend group with a group of women.
>I've known all of them for 5+ years.
>One of them, the one I've known for longest, graduates college and moves back to my island.
>Used to go to University of Michigan, so she comes back a flesh and bone tumblrina.
>Starts being really, really annoying with lefty, Buzzfeed bullcrap.
>Essentially starts taking the girls and the gay guys I hang out with on the daily and fashioned her own safe space social clique.
>Phased me out of it little by little.
>Started a smear campaign on me because I didn't agree with her shit 100% and I express opinions differently.
>A small, yet vocal few of the dumb women decide that I'm an asshole, even though their respective besties love me.
>The other half don't care or like my dick too much to be swayed by her shit.
>She starts ousting me and making people not invite me to social gatherings.
>I get fed up with her shit and stop hanging out with her and most of her friends altogether.
>Notice she took all the women, so I decided to start hanging out with the men I know, half of which comprise that bitch's exes.
>That bitch (and her friends) still talks shit about me and still throws shade my way whenever I see my friends from that crew at bars.

How do I destroy this chick? Seriously? A part of me thinks she just really wants my dick, but I don't know.

I've tried ignoring her, I've tried hashing shit out with her, but she just lies and lies.

How can I, having a penis, destroy an annoying as fuck girl without being seen as an asshole?

>>8532015
you sounds like an asshole in your own post so I imagine the reality is worse.

maybe find some friends that like you? leave this person alone?

>>8532015
kys

>>8532015
Either ignore the bitch because people like that are toxic and will never change, and those that follow in with her bs.

Or discredit her with facts and logic, make herself dig her own grave. But you need to be smart not to fall for her weird mental gymnastics sjws love.

Or just do something horrible without being exposed. Like catfishing her and getting nudes or something.

Either way fuck off.

>>8532023
>>8532023
>You sound like an asshole.
No, that's just because I have a penis in a Lesbian thread. Sadly that's the truth.

I have, but I enjoyed hanging out with those other people more. The guy friends I made, unlike my female and gay friends are literally too successful to be fun. One is in Medschool, the other is a recently graduated Lawyer and the third is a Musician that doesn't live here.

Although it's slightly toxic, I prefer the vibe somewhat slackjawed stoner artists, Waiters and Starbuck's baristas give off more.

I know that sounds dickish, but it's true. Literally the guys I hang with right now are getting into whiskey. NOW. At 24. To be manly.

Fuck's sake.

>>8532029
Send nudes.

>>8532045
Tried discrediting her, but their all women, so they always try to tell me to try to feel the way she feels or some shit. She's literally been a spiraling histrionic mess since she got dumped 2 fucking years ago.

I think banging her would help, it usually does, but I think she's likely to say I raped her, just like her exes apparently did.

>>8532015
>and bifocals.
>implying we'd want bishits here any more than we want you

>>8531799
There were plenty of shitty threads back then. Though at least back then, we didn't have /pol/itics trolling too. So the cancer's increased and the number of regular posters have decreased.

>>8532066
Fuck me. B-Bishits?

You have a derogatory term for Bisexuals? I bunch of men acting as lesbians have a derogatory term for people who like dick and vagina.

Fucking hell. That's like there being a pecking order at the retard olympics. You're all degenerates. Freak flags waving in the gay wind. Why hate?

>They can masquerade and choose to date "normally" when they want!
Cool then, what's stopping you from liking dick?

>I wasn't born that way.
Nonsense, a woman's sexuality is a fucking dim switch. She don't care who doin' the manipulatin' o' 'er clitty.

>>8532023
>>8532029
>>8532045
>>8532066
Just once, can we not feed the troll?

>>8532023
>>8532029
>>8532045
>>8532066
Shame on y'all for responding.

>>8532095
>>8532097
I'm really not trolling.

I really do have a psycho bitch problem.

And the bishit thing is kinda retarded.

For real, I get the hate for black people and muslims, but bisexuals? Fucking hell, ladies.

>>8532076
All true and there are way more normies now too

How do I find a gf?

>>8529643
What would you want to play?

>>8532106
>>8532076
wind the clocks back!

>>8531705
9.50 isn't terribly bad, not the greatest but far from the worst.

>>8532205
I wish we could

>>8531825
casual dates would be okay, no kiss or fug tho
Then thats cheating

>>8532247
I wouldn't bother dating anyone, she could do whatever. If we drift apart or she finds someone else we can break up then.

>>8531813
I'm in the middle of a LDR now going on two years with another year or two to go. We see each other on skype every day and visit each other regularly. It's hard but manageable. There's no agreement to date others though, neither of us could stand it.

>>8531041
Up to a debate when you consider amount of taxes and things you have to pay for yourself. Kids college tuition etc.
>>8531049
Nobody wants to live in shit America with rednecks and poor job prospects. Good cities on the other hand are damn expensive. And you Americans don't build your cities fast enough. And you love those damn suburbs.

>>8532343
>love those damn suburbs
That's because they're the best on a middle-class salary.
>Safest neighborhoods
>Within a short driving distance to malls, supermarkets, parks and numerous restaurants
>Can own a more spacious, decent home with a yard
>Better construction of newer, more modern buildings for rent
>Don't have to listen to traffic outside my window
>Have more privacy from neighbors
>Don't have to worry or pay for parking
>Easier to find a place to live if you have pets

In my case, I can walk 5 mins to a metro to go to a major city or drive there in half an hour. I've lived in cities and there's a few things I miss about them but suburbs win hands-down.

>>8532015
just smile and wave at her, it'll piss her off more than anything

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>>8531799
Right?

>>8532357
Anon, suburbs take up space from city development and they were hit hard during 2008 recession.

>>8532366
And we have an /x/ anon who talks about getting dumped by her imaginary gf. Your point?

>>8532371
Every place was hit hard by 2008. And no, that's not true at all about cities, do you even live near one? The ones that are shrinking have shit economies, which has nothing to do with the suburbs. There are plenty of cities growing that have good economies and are becoming more gentrified. There's better and newer construction but also higher rents in these cities now.

>>8530658
Lol, that's the sort of patented crazy that will, in 10-15 years, be spamming your phone complaining about how alone she is because all her friends got tired of her bullshit and her kids have moved away/cut contact. Probably going to be a divorcee before long, too.

>be the only female programmer in the company
>every day is a sausage party

>>8527645
I will finger you and buy you nothing, so you learn how to love a black man!

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>>8519706
>catching up on yuri manga backlog
>see one about heavy combat/armored fighting (HEMA, SCA, etc).
>it's a hilariously weird and bizarre Japanese interpretation of it, even though the author apparently does it for a hobby

Japan really does have a manga for everything. I can't recommend it to you though, HEMA anon, as it doesn't bother to try to be authentic.

>>8531837
>saying they do suck
>talking about a confirmation bias
that's not no true scotsman all all though

>>8531878
I don't see it because it seems to be rare and the only people that make a big deal about it are nuts and anti-feminists, most of the time it doesn't need to be brought up.

>>8531915
maybe you're the one not being reasonable if you're disagreeing with professors?
how is it not infested if you feel like you have to add feminism to work for a better grade?

>>8532465
Yeah, I know that feel. I've been working in male dominated industries all my life (finance, tech, energy). It gets harder when you lead teams of men too.
The weird thing is it became easier for me once I came out at work. People's expectations on how I should behave were more open-ended once that happened. It's a delicate balance though, being good at your work and not be seen as either a push-over or a bitch.

>>8532465
>>8532552
>Damit those fucken guys everywhere, y are there no more women so we can screw them easier?

>being good at your work and not be seen as either a push-over or a bitch
let them get the job done without enforcing every single dumb rule.

>>8532357
>>Have an acre of land and forest between all my neighbors
>>Don't really see their houses
>>Off the main road a bit so I don't ever hear traffic
>>Whole couple acres of land to myself
>>Nice big garden
>>Private beach down the road
>>Dogs don't need to be fenced in or on a line, they never leave the yard unless I drive them somewhere
>>My cats play in the fields all day
>>45mins away from the city
>>5mins away from a store
I wouldn't ever want to live near a city in my end game plan. It's good for convience sake and while I'm young, but noisy and busy. I want to buy LAND and away from people, not just half an acre with a house that looks the same as everyone elses that's so close to another house, if I sneezed my neighbors could hear me.

>tfw no Italian gf

>>8532538
This dude's H manga is top-tier. Surprised he's doing something yuri, I wonder if he's even aware of it.

>>8532797
God, I just can't do it. I went to a small college town up in the mountains and hated it. It was way too quiet for me. The nearest city was like an hour away.
Being surrounded by a million people is honestly more comforting to me. Plus take out options are absolute shit in the middle of nowhere. I can't get good Korean Barbecue in the suburbs.

>reading yuri written by men

>tfw Asian gf
What do i do now? I never expected to get this far.

>>8532865
Depends where you live in the suburbs. Where I live there is no joke, two 24/7hr Korean BBQ places. Kind of crazy, I can pick up Italian, Mediterranean,Vietnamese, American diner, too at 3am whenever I want. It's been convenient since my gf is nocturnal.

>>8532877
taker her out for spicy food

>>8532840
>ridiculously hentai like prologue that goes on a quarter chapter
>lots of over-the-top fanservice
>some blonde western Knight chick saving her Japanese schoolmate from a molester
It's totally a guy's interpretation of yuri. Not what I would normally read but HEMA anon's accounts made me interested enough to check it out. I wouldn't recommend it to most yuri fans though.

>>8532876
Radfem pls.

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>>8532373
/x/ anon is an enjoyable qt as well.
I'm saying we had fun in 2014, we're still having fun in 2017. The ride never ends.

>>8532894
I could I guess?

>>8532904
I don't see why not, as far as I know there is no het and nip girl is gay as fuck for MC, plus all the side girls are gay for their pair too.

>>8532908
I think that post was mine.

>>8532540
One or two classes are not the same as over runned and we do it as a joke, because here people make fun of sjws, you can not add that stuff and do ok.

And professors are not all knowing, you can disagree with them. College is supposed to be about critical thinking, not an indoctrination like in some places.

>>8532929
Three years later and we're both still here.

captcha Jour UHHaul

>>8532950
Yeah. We will be here forever.

>>8532950
>>8532964
You're not the only ones ;_;

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>get gf
>stop posting in /clg/
>get dumped
>come back here

it has happened twice already, I want to go and stay go

>>8532977
As if that was an option

I had such a great Saturday night. My friend's parents went on vacation and left her alone in their massive country house.

We invited about 14 lesbos and a handful of maximum chill straight girls and had a BBQ/pool party.

I had sex with my rugby exgf and a cute tall chick I've met a few times.


It was literally perfect until this tranny who lurks around local lesbian events got mega triggered he wasn't invited and is implying he is going to beat me up.

He looks like Dudley Dursley from the later Harry Potter movies so if they decided to beat me up it'll probably happen like that.

>>8532990
>transbians will defend this

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>>8532964
>>8532975
I still think of /lgbt/ as a new board, even though it has been around for 5 years now and I've posted here since they very beginning.

>>8532977
You know you can't escape the (you) ecstasy.

>>8533004
Probably.

He is pushy and overly political and a belligerent drunk, none of us want to hangout with him ever.

Unfortunately most places we hang out at are public and we can't actually stop him from showing up there.

>>8533007
I-I can shoot a rifle...

>>8533042
A little over 4 years and I only know that because moot made it a day after my birthday. It was utter shit for a couple months though with all the trolling. I think of it as a new board too.

>>8532990
H-How did you meet so many lesbos? I've met like 2 my entire life.

>>8533052
Ah, I thought it was made in 2012.

>it was utter shit for a couple months though with all the trolling.

I remember that. I think that's common for new boards, and with /lgbt/ being more than just an entertainment board even more so.

>>8533097
No, it was the same time he made a bunch of other boards like /asp/. People were pissed at him for not making the boards they requested and thought there shouldn't be an /lgbt/ board. So it was way worse here than any of the other new boards.

>>8533097
Most of us go to the same school, they used to put flyers up inviting lesbians to meet at this sports bar place in town.

We theorized there was another group of lesbifriends that were 2cool for the flyer lesbians and we were right and the two groups merged eventually over a mutual love of boobies and beer.

my gba port of the first Lunar game finally came
>I hope it isn't shit

Anyone recommend a good, not too expensive co-op steam game for two people? We finished a quick run of We Were Here yesterday and thinking maybe trying out Clandestine, Don't Starve Together or Cry of Fear.

>>8532241
It would've been great 7-10 years ago, but that's not really sustainable when you're 29. My last job was 13/hour.

>>8533187
What field are you in and how many unemployment checks do you have left?

>>8533192
Veterinary medicine/animal care, and idk offhand.

>>8533104
Yeah, but isn't that in part because some people are actually fans of the things discussed on other boards? Whereas LGBT isn't anything hobby or interested based, so people were less inclined to understand why it should exist.

>>8533134
>sports bar

Truly the one place to gather the lesbians.
My uni is severally lacking when it comes to clubs or meet-ups.

>>8533156
Legends is decent, Lunar: Silver Star Harmony is the way to go though.

>>8533251
I had a break where I took a shit job for a while to pay the bills, but I made sure it was part-time so I could still keep looking for a job and do interviews. Maybe you could try something like that.
>>8533252
That's not the reasons people were bitching. They thought all our needs were covered with boards like /u/ and /y/ and in general thought it would attract more "degenerates" to 4chan and turn 4chan to shit.
But many anons also approved of it, if only as a containment board, and were basically rolling with it as an opportunity to do grand-scale trolling.

Clg, a friend of mine asked me out yesterday, and I turned her down and I'm worried she hates me now. It kinda took me by surprise because we joke flirt all the time, (although I guess it wasn't a joke for her) so I thought she was just doing that so I laughed. But then she said she was serious, so I actually said no. I told her she was one of my favorite people and I love her, but I only see her as a friend. I saw her again today and I just tried to act like everything was normal, but she was super short with me. What do I do?

>>8533316
Ahahahah gg no re

>>8533316
Are you a dyke or a filthy bislut pretending to be straight?

Also this sounds too much like a yuri manga plot.

>>8533316
>she was super short with me
Some people get like that when they're hurt, just give her some time.

>>8532876
People saying shit like this is what makes me want to light /u/ on fire.

>>8533357
This. She got rejected so she's hurt and it's awkward. She'll probably be OK in a couple weeks. If it drags on more than month, try to smooth it over with her then otherwise wait for her to initiate things.

>>8533371
Only the pretentious cuck faggots say things like that. I'm a massive purityfag yet still enjoy good yuri made by men.

My most hated """""""yuri"""""""" manga is made by a female.

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>have around 2000 bucks saved on my fun money account
>need a new laptop for work for a bit over 300 bucks

Should I overcome my inner Jew and bite the bullet? Or should I continue telling myself that my fun money is my backup emergency money?

>>8533316
>we joke flirt all the time
If you're both single and both lesbians, why did you take her flirting as a joke?

>she was super short with me
No one likes being laughed at when they're trying to be romantic...

>>8533388
Post your current laptop, your current work and the laptop you want to buy and I will tell you if you should buy it or not.

>tfw going to Brazil
Anything I should know about Brazilian girls?

>>8533445
90% of all girls there are bisexual. They are also crawling with diseases so look out for that.

>>8532343
I wasn't trying to make a generalized statement about all Americans, I was speaking specifically about why people I know have fled Vancouver.

>Kids college tuition
Canadians have to pay for that too.

>>8533387
>My most hated """""""yuri"""""""" manga is made by a female.
Which manga would that be?

>>8533410
Well my current laptop's battery is broken, and so is the part where the screen is attached to the bottom. I travel a lot and it's inconvenient to carry it around like that, it's not that I really need to upgrade in terms of specs - although that's certainly nice. Either way it's part of the Asus A52J series.
Right now I'm looking at the HP equipped with an Intel N3710, which I could get for around 330€. I'm not completely set on it though and open to new suggestions, but I don't want to spend more money than that.

>>8533475
Take a wild guess.

>>8533489
Something from Amano?

>>8533489
Octave would be my guess, though technically I don't think Akiyama's gender is officially known.

>>8533488
>HP equipped with an Intel N3710, which I could get for around 330€
>330€
>N3710
You can buy a high-tier phone with that and a more powerful processor. Also you would practically downgrade a bit your laptop.

Anyway, any laptop around that range of money is bound to be shit. I would suggest buying around the range of 500 yurocoins with a non-mobile processor. You can surely find a laptop with an i5 for that money. If you're not willing to spend more just buy a good tablet and plug an external keyboard to it.

>>8533507
No. Amano is lovely.

>>8533524
Pretty sure she's female, but no. Octave was fine, Setsuko is a saint.

I will give you both a hint: Erica loves it.

>>8533538
Gunjo then.
I think Akiyama is referred to as female on amazon, but one can't always trust amazon.

>>8533538
>Amano is lovely
Just to be clear I wasn't talking about Shuninta.
>>8533538
> Erica loves it
Ohhh I get it. It's Gunjo.

>>8533538
Gunjo? What I read was absolute shit before I dropped it.

>>8533542
>>8533543
>>8533548
/u/nicorn hivemind

>>8533542
>>8533543
That's correct.

>Just to be clear I wasn't talking about Shuninta.
I thought you were and was kinda confused as to why would someone think I hate her stuff.

>hot grill with whom I almost share a last name had been gone all of last week
>returns today with half of her hair dyed green

Oh God, is she an SJW?

>>8533543
>Just to be clear I wasn't talking about Shuninta.
d/a but Amano Sakuya is pretty boss too. I don't like her work but I admire her guts in standing up to magazines that wanted her to add a male mc.
(I realize that's not who you're referring to.)

>>8533548
>>8533553
I wish I could un-read Gunjo. Everything about it just felt like a punch in my uterus.

>>8533529
The one I'm talking about comes with 4x2.54Ghz, whereas my current laptop offers 2x2.00Ghz, and less memory.

>buy a good tablet and plug an external keyboard to it.

I dislike working on tablets and I can't play proper vidya on them either.

>>8533554
>>8533559
I was talking about the author who made Aria and Amanchu.
As for Shuninta, I love her works, but I wish she spent her time tribbing with some girl instead of drawing The Feelings We All Must Endure.

>>8533556
Yes. Be careful since it's contagious.

>>8533567
I hope you realize the processors are different so benchmarking based on clock speed alone and cores is not good. If your current laptop is 64 bit you can upgrade the memory as long as it's not soldered.

You know you wouldn't be able to play vidya on a N processor either. Windows is barely usable on those processors even. I have one laptop of that series running Linux cuz wangblows is just unusable. Buy something of 500 euro or above or don't buy anything at all, you will only waste 300 euros.

>>8533575
Ah. Well, I like her works because they are comfy even if they are bait-y. You still need goggles to see lesbians in those series so I'm not really angry at her. Yes there is some heavy subtext but nothing more than Marimite-tier.

>>8533575
>Aria
>Amanchu
Neither of those are yuri. Just slice-of-life with very little yuri subtext. We have tons of those and it hardly merits hate.
>The Feelings We All Must Endure
I legit hated that series, way too much cheating and other dumb shit. But there's ones way worse than that. Some of Shuninta's other stuff is cool though.

>>8533575
I know, talking about Sakuya was sort of intended to be a "there are too many Amanos" joke.

Nah take off, that was an interesting project.

>>8533575
>>8533587
>>The Feelings We All Must Endure
I'm probably the only one here who liked that, for a really retarded reason, but it still made me like it.

>>8533599
>really retarded reason
What reason?

>>8533580
W-What do you think about the AMD Mobile Athlon 64?

>>8533587
>>8533586
I don't hate those works either, it was just my guess when anon said this >>8533387 because I notice that the author gets a lot of hate for yuribaiting.

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>>8533604
This absolutely cute asexual ratto. I want to hug her and sexually assault her.

>>8533599
I liked it a lot.

>>8533624
That's not a retarded reason, she was a good character.

>>8533614
As far as I know it's way better. You might want to check some benchmarks online though.

>>8533649
Sounds good, the laptops equipped with them are in the same price range. I'll gather more information about them, then.

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>tfw no cyberpunk gf

>>8533669
I would still advice you against buying mobile processors in laptops.

Post your best kpop
>and music

>>8533346
Oh I'm gay. I'm just not into her. She would be gf material if she weren't like 200 lbs.
>>8533390
Our whole friend group is like that so I figured it was more fucking around.

>>8533181
Don't Starve Together is lots of fun. I enjoy playing it with friends. Definitely recommend it.

>>8533701
>tfw my crush sent me some K-Pop music recently
>told me that, to her, it seems like the perfect music to have a picnic somewhere at a secluded place to
>offer to actually make such a picnic come true
>she agrees
>fast forward to today
>she's ignoring me

C-Cool, cool.

>>8533728
>200lbs
She really needs to work on that, it's incredibly unhealthy.
>>8533731
Thanks, I think it'd be fun but it looks like it requires some reading up to avoid dying really fast.

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>>8527645
>tfw you finally finished New Vegas today
Great game, desu. What game should I play now?

>>8533831
I bought that game on steam sales, did you play the DLC?

>>8533831
more new vegas
>brain dead lobotomite is fun

>>8533849
Which one do you mean? There are several. I've tried Dead Money and Honest Hearts, and I thought they were great.

>>8533869
I meant any, I haven't played all the way through the main story yet but wondered if the DLC was worth the download.
I've been told Old World Blues is pretty good as well.
Steam sales are still going so I'll probably sift through some games on there see what I can get with what's left in my steam wallet.

>>8533831
New Vegas, this time go melee or energy guns or something

I have the feeling that my resting pulse has gotten faster. I'm not completely sure though and it might just have been the stress that speed it up.
S-Should I go see a doctor about it? Or tell future qts my heart's certainly only beating so fast because of them?

>>8534051
Are you overweight?
Smoker?
Hypertension is something you should see a doctor about.

>>8534051
Maybe start by measuring your resting heartbeat and seeing what it actually is and if it's unhealthy.
https://www.fittrend.com/2011/04/24/resting-heart-rate-101/

>>8534073
Neither, never been.

>>8534081
A quick amateurish check gave me around 80 just now. I had the feeling it was varying in speed though - like, 5 beats were slow, then came a few rapid beats, and so on.
There are also times where my heart starts beating a lot faster once I get into bed.

>tfw it's starting to sink in I'm fighting in a major tourney in a few months and I'm not ready
Time to take an Ativan

>>8534095
That sounds fairly normal(ish), but you can always ask your primary care doc if you don't mind the copay. I can get palpitations after laying down in bed for the night, but I've been assured it's nothing to be overly concerned about.

>>8534225
I feel like this has started when my ex broke up with me, and as far as I know, palpitations are often caused by stress or anxity?

>>8534235
They can be caused by a variety of things including stress. It was specifically the ones I had when laying down that I was told not to worry about.

I've had worse palpitations before and needed to get an echocardiogram

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>tfw no asian gf

>>8534322
how are they so smooth

>>8534347
Genetics.
You're also looking at the top 1% though. Most Asian girls don't look like that.

>>8534354
I mean look at the exposed pubic area

looks like there's never been hair there at all

>>8534347
They are dolphins of the human species

>>8534365
It's photoshopped you fucking retard.

>>8534365
Please.
They wax like everyone else.

>>8534412
>tfw hair on legs is so fine none of the commercial waxing products I've tried so have worked

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>>8534354
>Genetics
Yes
>top 1%
Not for smoothness, that's pretty common for East Asians
>takes 3 weeks before there's visible leg hair
>1 week before there's visible shadow in the armpits
>No visible hair on arms, hands, face etc. which are never shaved, from that distance
>>8534382
Filters for sure, but the smooth skin look is easily achievable with waxing/shaving and a little make-up

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN'T BELIEVE I SAT THROUGH A 24 EPISODE ANIME ONLY TO HAVE HET AT THE VERY END AND NOW IT'S LITERALLY TOO LATE TO DROP IT FUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKING BREDERS STOP RUINING GOOD SHIT WITH HET AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Tomorrow is the birthday of the greatest and most important country in the world.

How are you going to celebrate it?

>>8535032
I'll be at work because tourists go to theme parks even during freedom's birthday

>>8535032
Dicking around, eating bbq, having a couple of drinks, hitting the gym and relishing in my last day off before my new job starts. :3

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>>8528768
I actually watched the first episode of the yesterday with a couple other lesbians. It was pretty comfy. (Not the show so much. More so the hangout we had. The show looks really interesting though.)
>>8529036
>tfw ywn share a wardrobe with your gf
I do and I can say it is pretty great! We have one combined closet. She is chestier so I have to adapt some things, and we can't share pants because she has booty for days while I have a cute little bubble butt. Most tops and dresses we can share though!

>>8532977
It is true there is no escape. You will post in this or some incarnation of lesgen forever.
>>8532990
>We invited about 14 lesbos and a handful of maximum chill straight girls and had a BBQ/pool party.
This sounds super comfy. I need to start going to more lesbian meetups so I can get a gay friend pool going and then have my own lesbian slumber BBQ parties in woodsy cottages.
>>8533697
You are getting pretty late with these the thread was almost over!

I wonder what peepin poster's life is like?

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>>8535032
This was also you 3 days ago.

>>8535032
I am going to drink mead with my guy friends and then go to the beach and watch people detonate explosives until two or three in the morning.

I used to dread holidays and being single, but as I get older, I feel more and more comfy around friends. God is good.

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>>8535087
It's okay, Canada. You'll always be 2nd best in my heart.

>>8535085
>I need to start going to more lesbian meetups
I was at breakfast this past weekend and there was a lesbian meetup occurring just across the courtyard at a different set of tables. Cue the awkward pining. I wanted to walk over there but I was already with friends and it'd be kinda strange to crash someone else's event. They looked mostly like older professionals, too. Far above my pay grade.

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>>8535137
Meh, Not much you can do in that situation, but I wouldn't let them looking professional get in the way of things. Are you sure it was actually a lesbian meetup too?

The next one I am going to is like 7 ladies who are going out dancing I am going to bring my gf so that might be a little less fun but we will see. Might get her in the mood for once too!

>>8535216
It does get in my way though, at least mentally. I'm a tomboy through and through, and so when I see some lady holding her four-figure handbag with a watch worth more than my rent, I stay away, lesbian or no. There's also that "gap", for lack of a better term, in interests. I'm no sales executive at McCorporation. I can barely pronounce the names of some of these mixed drinks on the menus at the fancy five-stars. I like guns, motorcycles, fighting with swords, and surfing. That's about the extent of it.

And yes I'm positive it was a lesbian meetup. Quite a bit of kissy kissy cuddly cuddly going on for a business meeting at 9am on a Saturday by the beach.

>>8535245
>of kissy kissy cuddly cuddly going on
cringe

>tfw no gf

>>8535074
That sucks that you have to work. Got any plans for after work?

>>8535081
Congrats on the new job! Don't party too hard, anony.

>>8535128
I still tend to spend holidays alone. Wish I had friends to get drunk and do fun stuff with, but whatever. I live close to downtown, so I'm just going to chill on my porch and watch the fireworks from there with my doggo.

>>8534750
its ok just go on gelbooru with the yuri tag

>>8535277
>getting off to anime

Is it just me or did it just get Matt in here?

>>8535286
Reminder that the transbians here pretend not to like anime so they can "fit in".

>>8535286
That's almost certainly Kek

>>8535032
>tfw when having to come up with a new OP topic for next thread
Anyone want to offer suggestions? Or someone else can do it if they want. I'm sleeping soon anyway.

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>>8535316
4th of July, obviously.

We are only on page 2. Why do you want to make a new one right now?

>>8527645
>what's your casual outfit
T-shirt usually. It's important to let your vagina breathe.
>what do you lounge on
If we're talking lazy, it's gotta be my bed
>what's your comfort food and drink
Comfort food would be Korean. It's hot, so definitely some mul naengmyun would be great for a late meal.
>Your go-to forms of entertainment or hobby
On a slow day, reading. Typically I like to catch up on news, business journals, then a book or manga, depending which I'm more in the mood. I often watch a movie in the evening with my gf. If it's nice out, I'll go out for a walk.
>your favorite Sunday brunch
My city is famous for their Sunday brunches so it's hard to pick just one place. I like to try out different things. The last place I went to was pretty extravagant, it even had a chocolate fondue fountain.

>>8535343
I'm not planning on it, it's when I get up unless someone would rather do it sooner.
The fourth's been brought up already with a lot of responses. I don't think people want to repeat the same thing twice in different threads.

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>>8535364
We need Freedom Edition on freedom celebration day.

>>8535316
The other lesgen just did an edition about kissing so we should do something different is my only suggestion.

Dumb amerifats stop posting.

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>>8535388

>>8535251
What? That I typed it, or that it happened?

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>>8535388
Don't even bother coming on this website for the next 24 hours, it is ours.

Happy birthday Americans <3

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>>8535388
This.
Like even if you are cis (doubt) you sound like a bunch of randy 'dudebros' as soon as you get on the patriotism kick. It's fucking sad. This is why I will never date an american.There are plenty of other women who aren't from Burgerland.

>>8535245
You could talk to them, see if it's a general lesbian meetup or if it has a class-specific theme like lesbian entrepreneurs.
There's not a lot of us around and many lesbians are pretty happy to talk to others even if they have a different background.
And speaking from experience, they're not as different as you might think. I have one friend who's a successful lawyer now but I remember once as a student who once dated some ugly old lady just so she could pay her rent. Another who's a CEO now but once we constantly had to drag out of bars because she would do the dumbest shit when she got drunk.
Anyway, a lot of us weren't born with a silver spoon in our mouths and we still remember what it was like when we were young and far from perfect, so we're not as judgmental as you might think.

>>8535430
t. nobody from an irrelevant/dying nation

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>>8535430
>not loving your country

USA edition when?
Also American girls get free pussy from /clg girls