Allmighty anons helb ples. I have been in love with my best straight

>>8480571
all you have to do is tell him you need to talk to him.

Go up to your room.

start kissing him and make your gayness known to him.

whip out your dick and cum all over that little bitch.

Seduce him

>>8480576
Oh, okay. I'll follow your instructions. But if that doesn't work he is probably going to rape me or something I dunno. I guess that's a win/win situation then. Thanks.

>>8480622
If you're being legitimate don't do that. You'll ruin your friendship, and it's not possible to just change someones sexuality like that.

>>8480638
I was joking, when you live in a post-soviet country shit like that is pretty dangerous. :p

>>8480571
If he is 100% straight, there is no reason to tell him. It's just going to make him feel guilty and uncomfortable. You're being selfish.

1. make a list of all his negative personality traits, in a "well, he can still be my friend but in a relationship this would probably suck"

2. get rejected. Either by confessing feelings OR, more preferably, just talking about sexuality with him and reminding yourself: If my friend were a straight girl that fell in love with me, it would be the same sitch.

3. have you ever had a relationship? if not, get one. meet gay qts and crush on them instead.

>>8480571

Just let it go my friend. It's not going to happen. Live your life and remind yourself that you're good without him. He's good without you. You'll fall in love with a great guy who will be able to love you back. It just won't be him. Focus on getting out there and it'll be okay.

Being in love with a friend who could not possibly reciprocate is a feeling all of us have had at least once in our life.

It's horrible and an issue I'm surprised isn't really talked about in media despite it's prevalence. Makes it harder to deal with when people don't really talk about it, I think.

Regardless, I wish you the best anon.

-From Athens, Georgia.

:)

Thanks, everyone, I'll take your advices. :>

>>8480571
Get your friend drunk and suck his dick. It will turn him gay and he will be yours forever.