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nice op pic

GAAAAAAY

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do you want to get married, lesgen?

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I love flannel, leather boots. Me and my gf both wear them on the regular. She has been trying to get me to buy a pair of blundstones forever though.

>>8414842
I want a wedding at least once, does that count?

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>>8414838
You got me.

>>8414842
definitely someday, but I need a gf before I can think about getting a wife

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>>8414848
See this is me. I would be down for the wedding/party bit, but I am REALLY against the institution of marriage etc. Especially since it is based in organized religion. I am even mono.

It just really doesn't appeal to me, and I don't believe in it so I don't think it will ever happen. I don't nee marriage to show/validate how much I love my partner.

I will admit that I do feel guilty though because I know other couples that REALLY want to get married but can't because of where they live. So I almost feel obligated to use the privilege since I have it for their sake. However, I refuse to live my life for other people, and there is almost nothing more intimate than marriage so again I won't.

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>>8414851
Protip: Wives come from gf's. They are not a separate identity. If you get married to someone you didn't date you are doing it wrong and I don't even care what you have to say to the contrary.

>This picture is flawed because it doesn't include marriage as a step.

>>8414842
I've w>>8414842
anted to get married since I was a little kid but idk I'm perpetually single so it'll probably never happen

>>8414842
I do once I find the right girl

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>>8414836
>Talk about what lesbian stereotypes you embody
I've liked subarus, plaid, flannel, wifebeaters, chunky boots, cats and carabiners since before I knew they were lesbian things (or even what a lesbian was). I'm perpetually discovering new ways in which I am a stereotype. I like all these things in other people as well, which is yet another stereotype. Sigh.

>>8414872
that's what i'm saying, it's not "find gf, trade for wife", it's more of a walk-before-you-run situation.
I supposed I'd be cool with just a longterm gf if he let me call her my wife.

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>>8414836
>>There are too many leafs
c'est n'est pas possible!

>>8414916
a c'est mignon ca.
De quelle parte de Canada viens vous?

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>>8414954
Oops, I just learned that from Téléfrançais I don't actually speak French.

>>8414984
Now I'm sure you're actually Canadian.

>>8414916
This is amazing! My little sister (23) still calls it 'malk' (We am Canadian) and it drives me up the wall! haha

Also that sweet sweet maple drip! :P I really want all dressed chips now...

>>8414916
Anyone have the version of the picture where the raccoon is dicking her?

>>8414842
Yes, I want a qt gf with whom I can spend the rest of my life with, adopt lots of cats, and rub into everyone's face that I got the best woman there is out there.
Unfortunately, I can't even manage to acquire gf.

>>8414842
yes, very much so

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>>8414988
I instinctively started that post with 'sorry' too, but changed it because it seemed like too much of a stereotype.

>>8414990
I thought it was pretty cute. I don't think I say malk, but I didn't think I said soh-ree either.
>all-dressed chips
fuck yeah

>>8414992
Well that's something that I should have expected, but didn't need to know about.

>>8414984
oh haha
I just said that's cute, and asked what part of Canada you're from?

>>8414916
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>>8414984
>tfw no French Canadian gf

>>8415012
>>8415012
same
i want a Canadian gf

>>8415004
BC, along with a surprising number of anons apparently.

>>8415027
What part of BC?
>tfw stuck out in the Fraser Valley while everyone else is 3-4 hours away on the island.

>>8415034
Metro, so I'm just about smack in the middle of the bunch then.
>Fraser Valley
My condolences (semi-kidding, there's some nice outdoorsy stuff out that way).

>>8415012
sorry but I'm an anglophone from Ontario, so not french Canadian
>>8415027
haha I didn't know we had so many BC anons

>>8415045
Hecking bible belt tho, and I'm pretty much a vampire.

>>8415068
>haha I didn't know we had so many BC anons
Neither did I until recently!

>>8415078
Yeahhhh, and we send all our pollution your way too (sorry about that). Cheaper out there though, I'm assuming.

>>8415095
Honestly most of the pollution is the awful fertilizer smell.

Relatively cheaper, 1br apartments are like 7-800/mo.

>tfw got complimented by a qt lesbian couple yesterday
ofc they were from Vancouver, nobody would admit to it out here :<

>>8415110
>Honestly most of the pollution is the awful fertilizer smell.
Oh we get that too, seeing as I'm out in the 'burbs. Always know when spring has arrived!
>1br apartments are like 7-800/mo.
Seems pretty decent to me, but I haven't shopped around in a while.
>ofc they were from Vancouver, nobody would admit to it out here :<
But on the bright side, you got complimented.

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>>8415068
>haha I didn't know we had so many BC anons
Another BC island Anon reporting.
Spotting other lesbian couples in the wild is still amazing.

>>8415211
>another island anon
m-me too

I swear people on this site are always across the pond. I just want a gf from 4chan who I could eat marmite toast with.

>>8415240
I've always wanted to eat marmite toast while watching marimite. I've never actually tried marmite tho.

>>8414836
I never got what is the point of this picture. Does the lady in the picture want to annoy and troll the guest? Or she genuinely thinkst the guest will be delighted meeting her like that? There is nothing more dumb that someone who revolves their life around their sexuality because they don't have anything else to talk about.

>>8414916

I feel like all the leafs I see online are from BC or Ontario...
Any prairie people here? I'm Saskatchewaninan.

>>8415424
I mean I am technically from the East coast.
>>8415343
I think she is trying to be ironic. But also it is just a witty moment. Kinda like if you said you have never had fast food before to a friend so they order you one of everything so that your first experience can be memorable.

At least that is the way I see it.

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No discord link?

How can i thirst trap for my crush?
I know she thinks im cute but idk what body parts she likes
.....i just want her attention. And to also make her horny for me, if possible

>>8415625
Nope :D

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>>8415743
Okay.

>>8415703
have you tried flirting?

>>8415095
it's funny
>>8415211
are there a lot of lesbians on the island or not many?

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I slept for 15 hrs and I'm still sleepy.
I'm just sleeping my life away at this point.

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>>8416412
I know that feel, Anon. I've been sleeping way too much lately.

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>>8416412
I haven't had physical contact with another human being except my doctor in 18 months.

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>>8416445
What's going on, friend?

>>8416053
Yes, obviously. But i dont want to start a conversation with flirting, and i want her to see a picture of me and then message me.
Instead of me messaging her again

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>>8414842
I used to think it wouldn't be necessary but this comic makes some good points. Our society is kinda based around marriage after all.

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>>8414901
>I'm perpetually discovering new ways in which I am a stereotype.
This is very much me too!
>>8414992
>version of the picture where the raccoon is....
GROSS no...
>>8415625
Damned if we do, damned if we don't. Best to just forget about it for now.
>>8416146
hard to say! I am new here, and moved to be with my gf sooo I haven't exactly been out and around looking but seems like there are plenty. Going to pride soon and will get a better picture then!

are trans-woman welcome here?

>>8417349
>what is civil partnership

>>8417622
yep just don't draw attention to the fact you are trans... (kinda like you are doing now...) :P

>>8417650
No trans-shaming please.

>>8417620
aww that's so cute.
That sounds good :)
have fun at pride

>>8417668
Read the rules. This is some elaborate bait you are pulling. You are not supposed to draw attention to being cis either...

Wish me luck in ldr hell

>>8416445
Just don't let it get to years like me anon

>>8417686
>You are not supposed to draw attention to being cis either...
Yet that gets ignored all the time without anyone batting an eyelid. Why is it only trans lesbians who you get riled up about?

>>8417731
I'm ugly and chubby so it'll likely get to years.

>>8417734
Because trans people have literally a dozen threads to talk about trans specific stuff in, including a trans-lesbian specific thread. It should be kept out of this.

>>8417750
Nice backtrack.

>>8417721
Good luck anon! I know a couple that made it work for years. Eventually moved in together.

>>8417768
I'm not even that person.

I got a date! Aaaaaa! I'm so excited, It'll be my first ever. :)

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>>8417649
Isn't that a UK-only thing?

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>>8417811
Ooooo! Congrats anon! Give us some details! Have you planned out what you are going to do? What is she like??!

>>8417829
Did you make this? :3
I think I recognize the style from the snake bag Thomas tank engine right?

>>8417829
I don't know what the law in your country is, but no.

>>8417811
Congrats!! When is it?

>>8417773
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>>8417750
>>8417734
>>8417686
>>8417668
>>8417650
i meant to put this shitpost in cis les gen but you roaches responded so at least i got that

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>>8418084
Wow, you're sooo cool!

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>>8418084
>>8418092
>Wow, you're sooo cool!
Literally the same kind of asshat with the suped up honda civic and the dumbass "loudner" where the muffler should be.
No body loves you.

>>8418114
>No body loves you.
Fuck off, I approve her.

>>8418114
I kinda agree, fart cans are trash, straight pipes are what's good
put in a good turbo and an anti lag
now you can make noise but at the same time look like you know what you're doing

Looks aren't everything you trashy car slut.

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>>8418285
you're telling that to the driver of a sleeper car

>>8418172
>car's exhaust sounds loud
>but not quite fartcan loud
>can't tell if it's an exhaust leak or a pseudo-performance exhaust because it's an econobox at a sport/luxury trim
thew idea of a jetta being a sporty or luxury car is ridiculous, especially with its meh 4-speed automatic, but the vr6 is nice.

>>8417831
Why are Korean girls best girls?

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>>8418350
ancient Korean secret i guess

>>8418315
>autotragics
amerifats
[insert smug anime face]

>>8418396
senpai my car's 20 years old, i got it dirt cheap, and the decision was largely out of my hands.
i do still need to get a manual car someday tho

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>>8417844
Nope. It's from a game called We Know The Devil.

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>>8417831
I also low key want that dress.
>>8418485
Ah, I don't play visual novel games or w.e so I wouldn't have recognized it.
>>8417721
Wishing you luck anon!

What's lesgen having for dinner tonight?
We are doing pasta and salad. (One of those "just get the job done nights)

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>>8419019
Two boiled eggs and some beans because I'm poor. It's my only meal of the day.
I hate my life.

>>8419019
I had a mug of hot cider, a few handfuls of pretzels, and a nap.
I might hit up the gas station for a late-night snack so I don't wake up hungry.

>>8419019
Chopped up some ham, fried it, mixed with cubed sweet potatoes and gravy cos I still had leftover turkey fat in the freezer. Homemade chocolate chip cookies for dessert :3

>>8419027
>because I'm poor.
I know these feels actually. Ceaser salad is super cheap, and our *pasta* was canned premade sauce and noodles with a bit of cheese :p
>>8419076
>I might hit up the gas station for a late-night snack so I don't wake up hungry.
I feel like you would be more likely to wake up queasy. Gas stations snacks tend not to be the type of things that settle stomachs.
>>8419135
>Homemade chocolate chip cookies for dessert
<insert Jealousy here>

>>8419170
She's my cookie witch you can't have her!

>>8419170
oh, no, I made that mistake with the cheap burgers and things before. I meant like, some jerky and chips or something
>>8419135
sounds amazing!
tfw no gf who cooks

>>8419182
>tfw no gf who cooks
I usually do the bulk of the cooking but she is the better cook. Every once in a while she makes a meal and it is so much better than most restaurants!

>>8419182
tfw no gf to cook for.

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>tfw 25 yr old khv
I'm a failure of a human being. I have failed the one thing that is supposed to come easy to us as social beings.

>like girls but date guys for appearances
>finally reach the point I would unironically date a girl, damn the consequences
>start actually looking
>quickly discover that nearly all girls who like other girls are usually out of shape (to put it mildly) or are angry turbodykes with short fuchsia-colored hair
>tfw no qt gf with long pretty hair

I was hit on recently by a policewoman at a bar but turned her down because she looked/talked/acted like a man. I just really don't find that attractive. Am I weird, or are others like this

>>8420355
No, I don't see the point of women who look like men either.

>tfw still growing hair out but it takes forever because it's curly

>>8420355
femme x femme is a thing you know

>>8420543
like black rhinos are a thing. Extremely rare, but a thing

>>8420355
its not like that at all where i live, sure there aren't that many super femmes and there are a lot of butches, but i've seen a lot of lesbians that just look like average looking girls, long hair and shit

I just started hrt a few days ago. Is there any hope for me finding a gf that will stay by my side as I transition?

>>8420545
it's not that rare. it seems that most femmes I know are only into femmes

>>8420571
>>>/trans lesgen/

>>8420543
Perhaps, but I've not been lucky so far.

>>8420554
Where would that be? I'm in a major city in the US South, but I don't know, maybe it's just the culture around here. The clubs/bars here are very sketchy and I've not enjoyed myself the few times I've gone. I guess it's just that "aggressive" lesbianism I find to be a turn-off. I don't want someone calling me "bitch" and telling me they're going to fuck me until my dad disowns me, which is an actual pick-up line some lady dropped on me once.

I mean I'm not like, Ms. Priss 'oh fooey I burned the darned muffins!' or anything. I do HEMA and I'm rather tomboyish. But I like cuddles and cute girls :(

>>8420589
>>>>/trans lesgen/
Stop excluding people.

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You all make me feel more left out than cis lesgen.

Poll:
do you wear your snapback forwards, or backwards... or sideways?

>>8421741
what if I don't wear snapbacks because I'm too femme.

>>8421741
It bothers me when people wear them backwards, what do you think the fucking brim is for? But I despise the flat-brimmed monstrosities that kids are wearing now, regardless of how they orient the brim.

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>>8421741

>mfw I see some tryhard dyke wearing a snapback

>>8421741
forwards because ponytail

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>>8420543
Femme x Femme is not all that rare honestly. That is a meme.
>>8421101
>>8420589
There is / are a million other places to talk about that shit. This isn't one of them. You are more than welcome to be here, just don't sperg about transition here. 99.9% of things you could want to talk about here are totally legit. However, transwomen talking about transitioning, and ciswomen talking about giving birth and other stuff is not allowed. Read the rules.
If you are incapable of processing that then you don't belong here.
>>8421741
When did we start calling baseball caps snapbacks... Also I have never worn them beyond when I was a kid and my parents put one on me while playing T-Ball...

>>8422365
You don't get to decide what we talk about cunt.

>>8422054
i dont want a sunburn on my neck

>>8422468
Then put some sunscreen on it you heathen. Or wear a hat with a brim that goes all the way 'round. Or get a fancy neck kerchief. Just don't be one of those twats who has to shade their eyes with their hand because they're wearing their cap ass-backwards.

>>8422509
>Or get a fancy neck kerchief.
There are lots of great scarfs out there!

>>8422606
Truth. Light cotton or linen scarves are great for covering up (and discreetly mopping sweat) on sweltering days.

>>8422670
I was more so thinking from a fashion angle but sure haha :P

>there are plenty of fish in the sea
but
>i can't find a girl I'm sexually attracted to who is also gay
fuck my life
why did i want to be tall.

>>8422707
Why not both?

>>8422723
what does that have to do with being tall tho

>>8422772
tall fish are uncommon.
i mean tall girls sometimes but they're straight

>>8422723
>>8422772
>>8422863
I'm 183cm. If I was straight, I'm sure that it'd cause problems. But right now I'm okay with it

>>8423074
177cm here (5'10) girls tend to also like tall gfs. I am happy about that. (wouldn't want to be too much taller though)
>>8422747
I guess there is no reason not to do both :P

>>8423258
It sucks that I'm a tall girl with a short girl personality (ie: shy), but I try to think of it as a positive. We're just more unique, that's all.

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>>8423380
>I'm a tall girl with a short girl personality (ie: shy),
I never really thought of things that way. (Or considered height to effect personality...)

I would say you can be you no matter what height you are. My gf is shorter than me, but I am still the little spoon. You do you!

>>8423380
>tall girl with a short girl personality
fuuuuuuuuuuck this explains a lot

Not that I hate being tall other than for finding clothes, but being invisible would be nice!

>>8424331
>>tall girl with a short girl personality
I really don't think this is a thing. How tall or short you are isn't connected to your personality. Next you are going to tell me there is a fat girl personality...

>>8424451
>fat girl personality
this one is definitely real though

>>8424595
>>fat girl personality
>this one is definitely real though
Wouldn't that be more just lifestyle/habits vs personality?

>>8414836

i honestly can't wait for people to stop wearing sexuality like its a fashion statement

>>8424451
I'm a skinny girl with a fat girl personality and it kinda sucks.

>>8424748
She's cute, don't yuck her yum.

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Question time: If your gf (or ideal gf) made enough money to support you both and live a comfortable life would you be her modern day house wife?

>>8424810
Yes

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>>8424810
Nope. I like to spoil and work. I wouldn't feel right unless I was working for her, too.

>>8415703
Just send her unforced semi-sexual but still sensual snap on snapchat

>>8421741
I fucking hate the shape of snapbacks!
Sometimes on rare occasions I just wear the regular "dadcap" either backwards or forwards.

>>8422509
>>8422606
Someone give me some fancy neck kerchief suggestions!

>>8424766
Can you describe fat girl personality?

>>8425177
The way the bowel in her right hand is held it would be spilling... just compare the perspective vs the plate on the left haha

(I know the artist tilted it to show what is inside it but it still bothers me. )

>>8425216
would you still love your clutzy, well meaning wife, anon?

>>8424810
she would have to be really masc and comforting for this to work. I'm a pretty dominant/independent person so this would be difficult? but dang it would be nice if it happened, I'd love to be a trad housewife for someone who was actually worth it

>>8424810
I think our generation has been kind of conditioned to be... well, rather poor. So even if she was some award-winning acclaimed doctor, I would still sell artwork and other things online, even if just for the symbolism of it. I wouldn't want to be a burden on someone else.

I could be a house wife while still contributing.

>>8425279
>I think our generation has been kind of conditioned to be... well, rather poor.
This is such a thing. It is so true, and there is really no reason our entire generation is like perpetually almost broke/in debt. I have been talking to so many people lately who have applied to jobs in the many dozens and can't even get a call back. NEETs everywhere because people just feel defeated.
>>8425217
I would still love her. In fact it would be likely to be me.

>>8425346
It's happening because, truth be told, the economy never recovered after 2008. It's all McJobs. I was stupid enough to do graphic design, and now the work is drying up due to website mills. I've been thinking about becoming a police officer, because if I don't I'll be permanently unemployed in 5 years.

>>8425350
>I was stupid enough to do graphic design,
I actually wanted to get into that field too... Was considering going back to school for that too. Sounds like I should rethink things. I want to do something artsy that is still tech related.

>>8425409
I wish I could recommend it. There are going to be those who are just naturally gifted and will make a lot of money in the industry because their artwork is stunning, but as someone in this biz, it's a rarity. Most are desk-jockeys who code websites, like me, and website development is dying due to Wix and Web.com and such. You cannot explain to mom and pop shops they're being scammed via their monthly fee, and will end up paying more for a crappy service than just paying a good designer to make a site.

If you were going back to school for anything, I'd say go into medicine. My father is a doctor, and I could kill myself for not following suit.

>>8425432
>I'd say go into medicine. My father is a doctor, and I could kill myself for not following suit.
Medicine is such a long path though, and with my current degree I would likely need to retake a bachelor in bio so looking at like 8 years... I can't afford to do that again.

>>8417649
I wouldn't mind a civil partnership that would be legally equivalent to marriage, just under a different name. Let the straight traditionalists have the word "marriage" to themselves if it's so important to them, just give me the same legal benefits.

>>8425350
>>8425409
>>8425432
Why don't y'all go into a trade? Welders are make in $40+/hr and almost %50 Will be retired by 2020.

>>8417349
They should've also mentioned both parents having parental rights for your children - like, not having them taken away if your partner dies or gets into a hospital. Also, the inheritance issue in case your partner hasn't left a will.
By the way, mind telling me the name of that webcomic?

>>8424810
I would so be her housewife, I'd make her the best food out of what's in the fridge, we would both get fat from all the little cakes I would make in my cute little apron, the house would be perfect for her. And when she comes home we could cuddle and watch telly till she has to go to work again. I'd probably get a part time job as well to support the house as well.

>>8427049
Alien Hand Syndrome

>>8427139
I was really getting into that comic, I really wanted them to get together, alien shit ruins it though, are there any more comics with someone like mina I could self insert in.

>>8414842
Hey
Anon
I already told you
Dont post pictures of my (future) wife.
This isnt a joke

What's /lesgen/s favourite holiday?
How do you spend it, with or without a qt?

>>8428030
Christmas, because my old friends come back for a week or two and I get to remember what it's like to hang out with a group of people I really click with. More and more of them are getting married and having kids so it can't last, but I'll enjoy it while I can.

>>8428030
Favorite holiday:
Christmas, because I'm with family.

Least favorite holiday:
New Years. That's generally when the "Yeah, you're gonna die alone" thing hits.

I surprisingly don't give a shit about Valentine's.

>>8428030
new year's because I get to get drunk and make out with my gf if I have one at the time

>>8428030
Halloween I love the macabre. I always kinda wanted to make my house all dark and Gothic inside.

>>8428030
i love christmas because of eating. spent it just me and my gf this year, no family involved except a short video call from my family to say hi. it was bliss. breakfast in bed, watching christmas movies, we had ham and stuffing and scalloped potatoes and veggies in the evening. we proposed to each other under the christmas tree. i even had a stomach bug and spent half the day vomiting and it was still the best holiday ever.

>>8415743>>8415625


No, the clique needs to stay a clique you son of a bitches. Luna says so.

>>8428030
4th of July, because it's basically an excuse to hang out at the beach and drink, or hang out at home and grill and drink, or hang out and the beach and grill and drink.
Also because the day after is about the only time I can drag my friends out shooting

>>8428426
>July 4th
>beach, drinking, grilling, shooting
Florida, detected

>>8428443
ew no
lakes have beaches too, I'm up in MN

>>8428446
>ew
._.

I'm in Florida

>>8428455
my condolences.

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>>8428486
I knew that was coming and I didn't care

>>8428508
(i actually have nothing against florida fwiw, but loads of people seem to hate it, idk it's fun to play it up occasionally)

>>8428455
anon, I'll hang around Florida with you. if you show me Miami.

>>8428375
Luna?

>>8428516
We're the Australia of America. We can take the bants

>>8428560
There's not much to Miami except the beach/clubs/touristy stuff. There's plenty of areas I would literally carry a gun around to drive through (and have). It's better to come to Florida for a reason, like conventions, music events, festivals, etc. Otherwise, all there is to do is drink, surf, and perhaps engage in some nocturnal activities.

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Headed downtown with gf to see a friend for her birthday should be good! I hope all you lovelies are having a great night! <3

>>8428563
Discord creator and OP here

>>8429690
What are you on about? Are you in the discord?
>>8428516
I went to Disney that is my only experience with Florida.

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>>8428375
I'll take the bait.

I'd rather have the discord remain a "clique" than turn into an overpopulated circlejerk hivemind.

quality>quantity

>>8430085
I just don't know what I'd talk to you people about. Shoes?
I like guns, fencing, and grand strategy games. I'm so tomboy it hurts.

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>>8430250
We have plenty of girls who talk about guns also. There was a big discussion about aviation physics and gun assembly while others chatted about makeup. It's like any group anon, everyone is different - the only uniting factor we all share is our love of cute girls.

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tits or ass?

>>8430328
SKY CRAWLERS IS NOT REALISTIC

>>8430328
I guess it'd probably help if I weren't shy, and had a microphone.

>>8430344
Neither. I'll know within ten seconds if I'll like a girl just based on how she carries herself and acts. Sensual grace > lumps of fat.

>>8430250
Same here

>>8430394
>had a mic
There's not a voice chat going all that often, desu, and it seems like about as many people don't bother with VC as those who do.
>>8430250
I almost went to school to be a gunsmith, and I know there's at least one girl who does HEMA or something similar. I picked up Victoria @ a while ago but I haven't had the patience to sit through all the tutorials again to give it another shot. teach me how to enjoy grand strategy.

>>8431225
>enjoy grand strategy
>I picked up Victoria
Well there's your problem, girly. Nobody actually 'enjoys' Victoria. I stick to Crusader Kings 2 mostly for the roleplaying factor, but EU3/4 and Stellaris can be enjoyable as well. The learning curve is also less autistic than with Victoria. But I don't know. I was one of those girls that played with Legos all day growing up, so I just get some kind of enjoyment out of building things up from nothing. Grand Strat games scratch that itch. I take a chunk of territory and ruthlessly turn it into a kingdom, yay.

>I know there's at least one girl who does HEMA or something similar
I'm learning the German longsword myself right now. I started in January. There's a video or two of me sparring from the other night, and I did alright I guess. It's intimidating going against some of these guys though who are like 6'5 former military. No other women in my group, though :/

>>8430085
>>8430328
Luna Elitist Samefag. Don't you know circlejerks have to be small? You need cultural enrichment from new people hun.

>>8431353
I wantto pick up HEMA, but money and the impending approach of school are limiting factors.
And yeah, I picked up Victoria on recommendation for ma friend but I don't have the right autism to enjoy something quite that complicated. When I've got some cash I'll check out CK2.

>>8431505
>I wantto pick up HEMA, but money and the impending approach of school are limiting factors.
High school, or college? I'm probably a bit older than you, I'm not in school anymore. But I say go for it, don't hesitate.

Besides, any HEMA club worth its salt is going to have gear you can borrow for class and sparring. My club started literally in some guy's driveway because nobody had any money. Everyone was still able to gradually kit-up over time, though. I still have to get gloves, a skirt, and a helmet, but they're going to supply me these things if I go to tournament. It's one of the perks of being in a club rather than a school :^) But overall it's not too expensive, don't let that dissuade you. I don't want to sound like I'm selling you a car, but it's a great way to get in shape and share in some wholesome camaraderie.

>>8431621
College. Third try, because life decided to be all kinds of fun and I'm finally back in a place where I can think about school again.

>>8431896
Don't sweat it. I took a year off before, too. Better to get your degree when you're ready to rather than end up on academic probation.

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Okay HUN! :3!

Let me lay some stuff down for you HUN. :3!

>Elitist HUN :3!
You're the only person twisting anything into an elitist view. HUN! :3

>Samefagging HUN :3!

Are you so desperate for affirmation that you gotta cry samefagging whenever more than one person has an opinion about something in these threads HUN :3?

>Don't you know circlejerks have to be small? HUN :3!

You sit pretty and listen up right this minute HUN :3, there is not set definition of a circlejerk. There is no size limit for a circlejerk, HUN. :3 You can't apply a set limit for a loosely used term like circlejerk, HUN! :3

>You need cultural enrichment from new people HUN. :3

I think the discord community itself can decide what "cultural enrichment" it does and doesn't need, HUN! :3

Finally, I suggest reevaluating your shit tier bait and early 2000s myspace tier HUN! :3 posting.

Maybe find a new hobby. Maybe find a qt 3.14 to hang out with. So you stop finding yourself HUN! :3 posting in lesgen threads.

Have a good day HUN! :3

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Is it true most women are never "really" straight?

When was the last time you hit on a straight girl, how did it go?

>>8432483
I -was- a "straight girl". Then a woman stormed into my life like a viking raider and cracked my heart open, making me aware of other possibilities. She turned out to be a total psycho, though. She's a power-tripping attorney in town and gets her kicks by wooing over girls many years younger than her, then throwing them away.

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Post your cute kittos! (Don't you try and be skimpy! I know you qts have an army of cute cats just waiting to be shared with the world! )

Women can not be gay

>>8433206
new fags can not learn how to use a trip

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I honestly hate being a dyke. It's so hard to find real lesbians and now it's even more impossible thanks to trannies ruining online lesbian communities.

I'm basically trying to find someone that isn't:
>fat
>way older than me
>in a relationship with a man or a "former" man

Inside of 1% of the population....
Kill me.

>>8433236
Fatphobic, biphobic, and transphobic. I wonder why you're single.

>>8433236
Hi, I think the thread you're looking for is this one >>8427884

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>>8433193
Not mine, but cute as fuck.

>>8433252
>Fatphobic, biphobic, and transphobic

it's called being 'sane'. i'd date a bi chick but 99% of them are just creepers trolling for a unicorn

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Not mine either, but I love bengals/savannah cats the most! I am going to have one someday no matter what!

>>8433314
>it's called being 'sane'.
Please keep on believing that and keep on being single. Girls are not looking for a bigot to keep them warm at night, and I doubt you will even have better luck in clg. K Thx bye.
>>8433267
I always feel like cats hate the clothes they get put in. It IS sort of cute but I think the picture would have been just as cute with the cats O' natural! I love mixed/tabby colored cats!

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I don't have a cat :<

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>>8433366
Their owners take them on hikes and stuff, I assume it was pretty cold wherever they were. They're also pretty used to lifejackets and rain coats so I imagine they didn't actually mind the sweaters too much.

Savannah cats are lovely, but they cost way too much to acquire and maintain for me to want one.

>>8433400
OMG! This picture is amazing! Like the best! Thank you for sharing!

>>8433366
>Please keep on believing that and keep on being single
I'd honestly rather be single forever than date some fat/tranny/poly bislut. i'll find someone eventually though, I just have to look harder than anyone else.

>>8433419
>>8433314
>>8433236
You're single because your personality is repulsive, not for any other reason.

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>>8433414
I know eh? Goals.png

>>8433445
why does having preferences make me repulsive? because it shatters your echo chamber?

>>8433480
Preferences are preferences. Broadcasting them loudly like an asshole makes you look like one.

>>8433480
There's a big difference between saying you don't want to date a trans woman and calling them ""former" men".

>>>/clg/

>>8433508
broadcasting them "loudly"? basically you mean triggered. why are you on 4chan if you can't stand opinions that 90% of the userbase outside of this thread holds?

>>8433525
you're right they're actually not former men, they are still men. nothing will get rid of the Y chromosome.

>all cislesgen does is talk about trannies
>all lesgen does is talk about trannies
can we talk about literally anything else *please*

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>>8433556
>>8433480
>>8433419
>>8433314
>>8433236
Hide/Ignore bait.

>>8433573
>if i don't like something it's bait
>not a real opinion the majority of the population and especially real cis lesbians hold

right

>>8433236
>brings unnecessary and uneeded tranny commentary to the thread
>complains about being a dyke
>complains about tfw no gf
>whiny dyke wonders why she doesn't have a gf

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Stop replying!

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>>8433556
>trying this hard to troll
Make Lampshades Great Again

>>8433596
>whiny dyke wonders why she doesn't have a gf
I'll get one eventually, i wish expanding waistlines and "teehee i'm just married but looking for a fling" weren't such a common thing.

despite bagging on trans i will say the majority of you don't have the balls to branch outside of small lesbian groups on reddit and stuff, so i thankfully see very few of you on dating apps and never in real life.

>Trolling this hard
Just throwing the whole fishing pole in the water, eh?
>>8433465
You took that????
Its fucking amazing

>>8433597
Post more cat bear

>>8433366
I want a bengal too, i wish they were leas pricey.
Im more of a dog person but ideally i want a cat and a dog who get along well

Right now i REALLY REALLY REALLY want a small cat....like an adult cat thats not much bigger than a kitten or a chihuahua.
I want him/her to ride around on my shoulder and go everywhere with me anf hide in my purse lol
>>8433597
What in tarnation....

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>>8433642
>You took that????
Nonono, I'm saying they're living the dream.

Anyone else doesn't like Jews ?

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>>8433665
>>8433686
Pallas's cat! They're great for reaction faces. Remember to examine posts closely for signs of bait before replying.

>>8433636
i hate the fat acceptance movement and i hate how nearly every bigirl i've encountered has cucked me. i don't give a fuck what transwomen do because it has never directly influenced my life. but i don't blame them for my lack of a GF.

i pity you whiny dyke anon, you blame your inability to find a qt GF on any external factor you can. (fatties, bisluts, trannys, promiscious behavior, society etc etc)

maybe if you took that energy and applied it in a more positive way you'd find someone you genuinely enjoy spending time with

but instead you're shitting up a lesgen thread.

if you're being sincere in your posting you should probably take the advice i've laid out for you. mindless bitterness and resentment for women just makes it 100x harder to find a quality one.

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>>8433703
I admit I fell for the bait initially. That cat looks like it'd rip your damn head off through sheer irritation alone.

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>>8433779
Yep, usually looks like it should be saying "get off my lawn".

>>8433779
Pallas cats are actually closer relatives to the big cats than they are to housecats. Not really domestic temperament at all, and they need really specific environmental conditions.

Sad cos they're adorable.

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>>8433686
>I want a bengal too, i wish they were leas pricey.
Thing is I hear this kind of comment often but the realities are that people shell out that kind of money for purebred dogs all the time and no one bats an eye, but when a fancy cat breed comes up everyone says they are too expensive. :/

You can find pet grade bengals/savannahs for sub 1000$ on used sites like kijiji or whatever.

>>8433879
d/a but I balk at shelling out $$$ for purebred dogs OR cats. In some places the (non-pibble) rescue dog population can't actually keep up with demand though, so in that case buying a dog is a bit more justifiable than buying a cat.

>kijiji
Sounds like a good way to support the wrong kind of breeder and/or not get what you're paying for if you're not careful.

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>>8433879
>>8433936
>people can buy ultra-expensive designer pets for several grand
>can't own a common raven, because 'muh migratory birds muh environment'

I just want to LARP as Freyja, is that so wrong

>>8433879
>Thing is I hear this kind of comment often but the realities are that people shell out that kind of money for purebred dogs all the time and no one bats an eye, but when a fancy cat breed comes up everyone says they are too expensive. :/
If i had the money I'd shell it out.
However i don't particularly want to pay a thousand dollars for any pet, and I already feel weird enough "buying" a creature that im wanting to be my best friend/ non-human child
Id rather rescue, not because im cheap but because i feel weird about it all

>>8433949
>migratory birds
Weird, ravens aren't migratory birds. At least they aren't where I live, there are a couple that like to scrabble around in my gutters year round.

>>8433949
I don't trust birbs. Peck out your eyes in your sleep...It might be an irrational fear but it is real.

Posted this already in the other general, but curious about what /lesgen/ has to say too.

How I stop being awkward as fuck at my local gaybar? I usually go with friends, and fuck it up when I get hit on. I'm bi, leaning towards girls but I've never actually had sex with a girl (have with guys), let alone been in a relationship with one so I feel as if anxious biwaves just radiate off me.

Is this how straight rk9 types feel whenever they interact with a girl? What a horrific thought.

OP pic is so ugly it makes me want to puke.

>>8434111
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks that.

>>8433991
True, but I've looked it up and there's some retarded law revolving around migratory birds and ravens are somehow listed on it, because reasons. Basically if you get caught with a pet raven, the government will fine you into the poorhouse and then will fine you for being poor.

>>8434089
I'm going to give you bad advice because that's what I specialize in.

>How I stop being awkward as fuck at my local gaybar?
Keep going until the place feels familiar enough to be relatively comfortable. And how exactly do you "fuck it up"? They get aggressive and you get embarrassed? If so, that's called being human. If you want to de-awkwardize it and they are coming on REALLY thick, just admit your position to them. Tell them, look, you're new to this, you don't know what to do or what to say, but that they're really pretty, etc. etc. Flipping a "straight" girl is probably a #1 fetish for a lot of these freaks, so they'll pretty much devour you at that point and take the lead.

Just don't drink by yourself. Ever. I don't know what it is, but that reads easy prey and you will get some of the weirdest people hitting on you. I did that when new and had a very aggressive black lady stare me down like I owed her money, then later pinned me against a bathroom stall wall by my neck because I turned her down. Another time a middle-aged school teacher forced me to sit on her lap near the pool tables.

Actually, you know what? Bars are weird. Don't go to bars.

>>8434111
The horn goggles and clown paint lipstick is what really sells that revulsion.

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>>8434089
>How I stop being awkward as fuck at my local gaybar?
As the other anon said the more you go the more used to it you will be. Sticking with a group will help because you have them as a fall back etc.
>>8434089
>and fuck it up when I get hit on.
Simple. If someone is hitting on you and you think they are cute etc. just dance with them and let things go naturally from there! Get drinks together talk and chat if you can find a spot quiet enough, get food after on your way home together and split a poutine or something (always cute! ;) )

It can be tricky trying to find a long term connection or something this way but you do you.

>>8434111
You should post some cute girls then instead of just text. (pic related is some of the queerest non-butches I had kicking around)

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>>8433419
>looking for love
there's your problem. Let it find you.

>>8414836
I'm renting my dick, any ladies interested?

>>8435597
This picture is savage.

>>8414836
Me and my gf are u-haul lesbians. We moved in after a week of dating and have a cat we adore and fuss over

>>8436006
but will you rent-a-male?

>>8436006
That is awesome, I am a little jelly desu. (mostly of the cat! I am glad you two are happy together though!)

>>8436055
but how can they be happy if there's no dick around?

>>8436006
>We moved in after a week of dating
Enjoy your breakup

>>8436071
Because while it's necessary for procreation it's totally irrelevant for pleasure.

>>8436132
Don't respond to b8, senpai

>>8436006
How's it been going so far? How long have you been together? also post cat pics

There's like 50 fucking tranny threads now, all of them saying the same things. I don't hate them IRL but I hate them on this board. Dead thread is dead

>>8437673
They ought to just split off /lgb/ and rename this board tranny containment central

>>8417831
update: I lost her number
i apparently never hit "save" on the contact screen

>>8437829
;-------;
She has yours right?

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>>8436092
>>8436245
Well we're up to six months now so it's actually been pretty smooth sailing, so. Yeah. Seems like it can work.
>>8436055
Thank you anon

What do when involved in a somewhat masculine sport, but that doesn't raise enough red flags and a bunch of guys end up liking you anyway, and all you really want to do is git gud and then meet a bunch of qts at national events? Do you do the right thing and let them down gently? Or do you save it for a tournament and kiss the first willing girl right in front of them for maximum shock value

>>8437902
I don't think so.

>>8438393
Let them know bluntly early on.

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My day is going ok. Got a shower, went full coconut oil on my legs after and everything. Going to go help my gf pick out some new low tier makeup (we are both super broke) but yeah pretty decent day. I have an itch to play some sort of city building game or something tonight.
>>8438449
>>8437829
How do you even manage something like this... You have no other way to contact her? I hate to rub it in but this is a pretty serious fuck up.
>>8438187
ty for the kitteh! So good! I am rooting for you two! Drop by now and then and tell some cute stories to give the other girls hope ok?

>>8438187
>other half here

we've even met each others family kek.
>>8439363
>cute stories

she makes my lunch the night before so i can take it to work and sometimes slips love notes inside for encouragement.

>>8439927
>so i can take it to work and sometimes slips love notes inside for encouragement.
This is adorable! When my gf moved and we had to go long distance I helped her pack and hid little notes everywhere in her luggage and other stuffs and didn't tell her.

Then over the next few months she would find them one by one (I would never tell her how many there were) each time it would make her day.

Your gf is doing it right!
>we've even met each others family kek
How did that go? Hopefully it went well! In our case her family is amazing and supportive but mine thinks that she brainwashed their daughter (me) and pretty much hate her.

>>8432453
how close is the totalitarian dictator to a mental breakdown?

>>8439972
>How did that go?
It went great! My family is all very accepting as long as I'm happy and her family are happy I can keep her out of trouble.

What would you do if your partner transitioned lg? Because mine just started testosterone and I don't really know how I'm gonna feel about it in a couple months.

>>8440420
You gotta take it in stride and see what happens. if it doesnt work out it doesnt work out but at least you can say you tried.

>>8440437
Yeah we've been together for 3 years so I'm not just gonna up and leave overnight but it's still a lot to process even if I'm happy for him.

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>>8440395
That is amazing! You two sound pretty fairy tale!
>>8440420
>>8440477
It is good to be supportive of your partner and lover. I really respect that. However, you can't pretend they are going to be a woman forever. It won't take long before you realize you are in fact dating a man. Testosterone especially is potent shit. You need to be clear about what you need in the relationship. If you are a lesbian (not bi) then that could mean needing a female partner.

I have seen couples work through it it would make you bi if you stick it out forever but fuck labels. If that is the person you want to spend your life with and love them as a person then that is what matters. 4chan is all about labels and nonsense. You do you. Strangers can't really give you advice with that much clout. I am rooting for you no matter what you decide! Like you said though. No need to rush it!

>>8440420
>>8440477
>>8440553
I don't mean to be morbid, but I've never seen this work out. I'm sure there's anecdotes out there of where people kept together regardless of the transition, but more often than not they don't because the attraction ends. If you're a woman and you like women, if they're on T, they're going to become a man in less than a year (sans the plumbing obviously), and that's going to present psychological barriers to you. Their voice will change, they will get muscles, they will get hairy (or lose hair).

If you're bi, maybe you can swing with it. But even as someone who is bi, I couldn't.

did i miss all the OITNB talk? i know im late..

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>>8414842
God yes. Ever since I was little I wanted to have a nice church wedding with a dress like pic related but with red or purple accents.
Now I know the truth, though, so Ill just live out my life in solitude.

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>>8416445
Lightweight.
I havent had physical contact with anyone for almost 10 years.

>>8441088
I've never dated a guy before but I'm not super invested in being lesbian as an identity, idk guys kinda just left me alone growing up so I never had to like assert that I wasn't into guys (not that anyone is wrong for doing so). We'll see I guess, ya know? I think we both kind of realize that it might not work out this way but that it doesn't have to be some sort of dramatic crisis if we end up drifting away and it's more important he gets the help he needs, so I'm 100% with him on it and excited to see the changes.

>>8444788
Do you live in an island all by yourself or what?

>>8444811
Glad to hear it. Good luck have fun, remember to post in the FtM threads.

>>8444788
Try 15.

>>8444788
Ever thought of a mail order bride?

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>>8444940
Nope. Im just that unattractive.

>>8444996
Ill get there eventually.

>>8445027
Im poor and I would also never subject another human being to that kinda of torture.

>>8445042
As long as you've got coin I doubt they'd care all too much anon.

>>8445055
Yeah but I dont so its a moot point.
No I would care. Its basically human trafficking. Also I dont want to be with anyone that didnt choose to be around me.

>>8445074
How do you feel about waifus?

>>8445093
Honsetly I cant really understand it.
Its not something i can see myself doing unless I get to a point where I am absolutely insane.

anyone have tips about finding more progressive, if not lgbt friends in a new town?

i moved to a very small, isolated town in the deep south about a month ago and still haven't met anyone i clicked with because most people seem to be your typical southern baptist type.
does anyone else have experience with this? i'm trying to decide if it's even a good idea to potentially out myself. i don't think (?) that violence against lesbians for being lesbian is a thing out here but i'm not exactly trying to be shunned by anyone which i know is definitely a thing.

halp me /lg/

>>8446683
have you tried lgbt clubs?

>>8446709
If they're anything like my weird Canadian bible belt, they either don't exist, or they're full of nothing but old gay guys.

tfw you can't even be bothered hitting up girls who eye you up
gonna go back to the forest.

>>8424810
Given i have a chronic illness that stops me from working and am autistic which means i suck at social interaction, I would gladly accept.
I can clean ok but I suck at cooking and the like.
So I would probably do my best for her. I would try cake recipes and the like to surprise her and even if they turn kinda burnt or failed, she would probably laugh and tell me it's ok and that it's good anyway (when i fail at cooking it's usually good/ok, it's just the exterior that looks bad)
>tfw it's all fantasy
>tfw don't even have a gf yet

>>8447526
>a chronic illness that stops me from working

laziness?

>>8447545
Chronic fatigue ye cuntnugget.
Trust me if I could work I would, having to sleep that much is more of an annoyance than anything. It even stops me from enjoying/doing some fun things

>>8447978
I have lupus and I work full time as a pharmacy tech. Stop being such a pussy. If I can go to work with a stupid rash on my face, fatigue, muscle/bone pain, so can you with your fatigue.

>>8448718
Not them, but you are intense anon!

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>>8448810
T-thanks desu. I need one more semester to finish my degree in chemistry so I can apply for pharmacy school and not just work as a tech. Medication helps a lot with preventing flare-ups, but I still get horrible joint pain most days.It really does suck. I'm only 24 yrs old and I feel like I'm 50.
There is no point in staying home and feeling sorry for myself. It's better to deal with the pain and do something worthwhile with my life. It may not be a very fun life, but whatever. I'll take what I can get.

>>8448718
Well,that's pretty badass, I must admit.
Not everyone is as stronk as you. Teach me your ways though, senpai.

>>8448950
>Teach me your ways though, senpai.
Yea, I'll tell you what my older brother told me when I got diagnosed and wanted to give up on life : "Don't be a little bitch."
Honestly, my brother has helped me a lot through my medical ordeals.

>>8448877
You're doing great anon!!