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Gay dude that dated a girl for like 5 years here:
I always loved waking her up by pushing up into her, but it never really felt as tight and good as a hot guy's butthole. The elasticity and softness of vaginas is just not really equal to the sort of "hot ring" sensation when you use lube with a guy.
I think that objectively a well lubed butthole feels better than a vagina, but I don't think it is the "natural solution." Anal with lots of lube is a superior technological revolution for sex and penile stimulation.
It isn't natural, but with modern technology, anal is better than vaginal.
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>>8385589
Epic story
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>>8385589
I prefer if the top just spits on it before pushing in. It feels much more natural to me than lube.
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>>8386266
enjoy your eventual hemorrhoids and anal fissures.
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>>8385589
Why does this thread even exist?
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>>8386283
Lol, you just have to keep applying spit while you fuck. If my anus was literally ripping I wouldn't be enjoying it.
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>>8386301
Enjoy the septicemia from the oral microbiome of your BF's spit interacting with the microfissures in your ass.
>mfw people think mammal mouths are clean
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>>8386344
>I don't do rimjobs
Do you even gay? Do you also refrain from kissing because it's dirty?
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>>8386413
>I enjoy eating out a man's shit encrusted anus
>inb4 enemas do anything
Never understood rimfags unless they were also scatplayers, then I guess I can see the point lol.
Also, my oral cavity is not prone to fissures and is in fact the biggest front line of defense against microorganism colonization (remember we use the mouth to eat food and food is filled with bacteria).
Still, enjoy the e. coli. I sure won't. :)
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>>8386297
>Chris O'Dowd
..why the hell do I find this fat pasty dopey-eyed small-peened irishmen so attractive?
I kinda want to marry him.
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>>8386431
*holds up mirror*
enjoy
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>>8386472
>his best response is NO U
sad
>b-b-b-but it's MUYA FETISH HOW DARE YU NOT LIKE MYUYA FETISH
Enjoy scat.
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>>8386489
>>8386431
The fact that nearly every gay porn video has an obligatory rim scene means it's a pretty standard gay sex practice.
Now, you can keep calling it a fetish, but your definition of fetish should also include liking blowjobs, anal, and anything not penetrative vaginal sex.
Furthermore, by your own logic, you personally enjoy sticking your dick in shit. You like fucking shit. You like little shit bacterium going in your urethra. You see a man's shit encrusted anus and want to put your genitals in it. Sounds like you have a scat fetish!
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>>8386568
>his citation is his gay porn collection as he desperately scrambles to defend his new scat fetish
AHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!
my sides! stay classy!
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>>8386580
Oh, you're just (literally) shitposting
Good game.
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>>8386902
>claims anyone else but he is literally shitposting when he uses his gay porn collection as a cite in an attempt to brand every single gay male on earth as a secret scatplay fetishist
good game
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>>8386489
I love this vape gentleman.
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>>8386283
>it isnt natural
hehe
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Burn in hell faggot pussy is king
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>>8386939 (You)
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>>8387581
gross
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