/mtfg/ Phases of the moon edition

Now accepting gf applications

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>>8346904

>>8346904
Luna

People who stared at the moon were thought of as insane and called lunatics. Also the moon fully rotates around its own axis but we only see one side because our rotations are synched. And we went to the moon because moon rocks gave us current age of the universe

Just in time to start a new one.

>>8346910
>moon rocks gave us current age of the universe
no

>>8346910
Actually the moon is tide locked, and it's rocks helped us determine the age of the solar system.

>>8346915
Yes, comparative planetology bitches

>>8346923
still no

>>8346920
Yeah, thanks the text book definition fuckhead, are you having drinks on the beach with your bf tonight? Didn't think so

>>8346920
Must have been interesting to have it slowly oscillate back and forth as if shaking it's head at the earth. I wonder how much it still oscillates?

Hello I have autism.

>>8346903
All my upcoming shifts are Cash. I'll be sure to call for you by name whenever I need anything at all.
:^)

really wish i could ovulate

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>>8346928
Me too thanks
>>8346934
:(

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how are y'all doin today?

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>>8346933
Joke's on you I'm in dairy and receiving most of the next week and ur gonna get in shit if you page me.

>>8346926
gf will be visiting soon.

>>8346928
So? I used to be an astronomy buff.

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>>8346934
Same ;_;

>tfw never gonna have an abortion

>>8346936
How to deal with it

>>8346940
well lah de dah miss im not a complete retard and can do things ;_;

>>8346926
i don't drink and i hate the beach, so you're going to have to try harder than that to make me jealous kayla

>>8346940
>gf will be visiting soon
Was about to say you wont get a delicious penis to succ but these days who knows

But bf > gf

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>>8346939
You'll be Receiving these motherfucking hands if you don't price check my shit, faggot. You're a grocery nerd at heart and will be until the day you die

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Do you gain dick size back if you detrans?

>>8346946
I dunno
I shitpost on 4chan mostly
>>8346945
>just wants an abortion if she gets female anatomy
What in the actual fuck is wrong with you

tfw people stop liking your pictures on facebook after being on hrt a while.

>>8346898
what??
>>8346892
I am blonde yes but also a turbohon, maybe in a few years I'll feel comfortable dating

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>>8346952
>"Last page for elanna call 647"
>"Hey have fun up there cashcuck say hi to teel fawr for me

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Can I go to this?

>>8346960
Hey Danegirl, how comes you stopped tripping?

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>>8346960
>I am blonde yes but also a turbohon, maybe in a few years I'll feel comfortable dating
Good luck anon, be the very best qt 3,141 you can be, I hope you'll turn out well.

>>8346966
I'm not danegril sry.

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>>8346961
If I have to deal with Matthew I will kill myself and so help me god I'm taking you with me

>>8346957
>What in the actual fuck is wrong with you
Well when i joke about getting preggers with my bf he gives me a punching motion, says lets have lots of redbulls and vodka and hop in the hot tub or askes where a clothes hangar is

>>8346945
Tbqh you seem like the type of girl who would give birth in the toilet not knowing she was preggers

I survived the exam

i... might have actually done well in the exam

i'm so tired

my mind is so tired

>>8346970
There are two Danish girls here?

Cartman, my man, the future is bright if you play your cards right.

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>>8346973
I really shouldn't have asked, now I'm disgusted

>>8346968
ty <3
>>8346976
yes I've met another dane here so at least 2.

>>8346975
Is it weird that we have no exams, just two huge projects per test

>>8346983
Per class

>>8346976
Thats a huge if anon, and god doesn't seem to be getting more generous, but lets hope.

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>tfw no gf or bf

>>8346974
Implying i wouldn't constantly piss on pregnancy tests and start painting the guest room pink (boy or girl one way or another they are gonna like pink)

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>>8346972
Ask him out!

>>8346998
>Kayla forcefems her son

This is why we shouldn't be given children

my great friend had an abortion that only i and the guy know about. now she gets triggered at every mention of pregnancy so idk how she'd react if i said i wanted to be pregnant

she said ivfs were unethical the other day

it's the only opinion i've ever heard her have

>>8346999
hi elanna i think i defeated the exam like you said i would

im gonna drink wine once i can move my body again

>>8346951
She's older than me by 15 years. Very nice trans friendly cis woman. I'm the genetic father of her 4 kids. I've also known her for nearly my whole life.

>>8346962
That is choice...

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I WANT A POOKIE GF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8346992
i sentence u a month of solitary confinement with a bf or gf

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>>8346999
DELET THIS

>>8347008

hurray!

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I hate each and every single one of you

>>8347013
Thnxxo

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>>8347013
Do you hate yourself more?

>>8346999
he only has eyes for one of his coworkers though, the lusty milkmaiden

>>8347006
>I'm the genetic father of her 4 kids
Jesus fucking christ

>>8346955
idk but do it anyways ily

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>>8347013
Thanks, I hate me too
>>8347001
This is why Kayla shouldn't have kids
I'd be a good mom

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>>8347017
...Yes

Id gladly skype you tomorrow if youd just ask

>>8347001
U know im joking right?

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>>8346992

Just download one

https://realbotix.systems/

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WHY CAN'T I JUST WAKE UP AS A CIS WOMAN I HAVE BEEN PRAYING EVERY SINGLE FUCKING NIGHT SINCE I WAS SIXTEEN BUT NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS

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>>8347024
It's just tranny feelz.

>>8347029
That is disturbing on so many levels.

>>8346983
I'd do well with that style of class.

>>8347020
Why is that bad? They all graduated with honors from ivy league schools.

What if I like being insecure?

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>>8347021
>ily

>>8347035
>They all graduated with honors from ivy league schools.
Omg its a real hon amongst us

>>8347033
gods not real beb

>>8347036
Get a chaser bf who encourages that side of you then

>>8347034
But I HATE being a tranny. I'm a monster and a freak.

>>8347040
*tips fedora*

Nice try but she'll listen eventually...I hope

i'd masturbate but my vagina's all weird and flipping around outside of me

>>8347041
what if I don't like being sexualized for things I hate about myself?

>>8347039
Holy shit.
Cant wait for the aftermath of your relationship to hit mtfg.
Ive been waiting for what feels like years.
>everyone had a first love
>everyone is humbled by its destruction

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>be me
>not a cis woman
>pray to god if she can make me cis so i won't be a freak and a monster anymore
>wake up
>still a freak/monster
>go through my day
>get shunned because i'm not cis
>go to bed
>pray to god if she can make me cis so i won't be a freak and a monster anymore
>wake up
>still a freak/monster
>go through my day
>get shunned because i'm not cis
>go to bed
>pray to god if she can make me cis so i won't be a freak and a monster anymore
>wake up
>still a freak/monster
>go through my day
>get shunned because i'm not cis
>go to bed
>pray to god if she can make me cis so i won't be a freak and a monster anymore
>wake up
>still a freak/monster

i should kill myself but because i know there is a god up there i have hope that she'll listen someday and turn me into cis woman, even if it is the last day that i'm alive

>>8347043
>But I HATE being a tranny. I'm a monster and a freak.
Shit nigga maybe you shouldn't have fallen for the tranny meme.

>>8347069
>the tranny meme.

What...meme?

What are you talking about?

>>8346976
in a way all of us are Danish Girls

>>8347080
s-stop that.

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tfw hrt is a meme ;_;

>>8347066
why do you gender god as female

>>8347080
excuse me i'm not agp

>>8347090
Cause she's a heathen edgelord.

>>8347089
Made you a qute girl so idk

does mtfg have a discord?

>>8347095
like 100

>>8347093
I dont see it, neither does anyone else.

>>8347104

I see it. Quite normal looking TBQH

>>8347100
no "official" one?

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>>8347089

cute girl in the right picture.

>>8347104
Youre an incredibly average looking female

>>8346904
i had some tea thats supposed to help w/ur moon cycle the other day right before my smutty photoshoot and i've been pooping blood for the last two days. it really works!

>>8347034
>Wedding ring
Not sure if a wifey should be posting like that online.

>>8347118
Tfg you grew out of that choker

>>8347124

Nah I still wear it sometimes, and other ones.

>>8347124

>tfg
that feel gwen?

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>>8347124
Chokers are fun

>>8347135

Can I choke you?

>>8347118
>>8347121
I wish

Nah srsly thinking of just cutting my hair off and boymoding till i turn 30 and kms.

>>8347066
>>8347090

What purpose could a god have for gender? Gods are its.

>>8347145

You seriously look like a girl.

>>8347135
Being full time and passing is funner.

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>>8347142
No but my bf does, sometimes too hard

>>8347152
Whats it like to date a faggot?

>>8347152
Youre what he wants to be, duh

>>8347135
I really like Kayla's sexy posts.

>>8347155
He's not a faggot

>>8347158
Hes dating a man

>>8347090
>>8347148
WELL I DON'T NOW WHAT GENDER GOD IS BUT I KNOW THEY'LL TURN ME INTO A CIS WOMAN SOMEDAY AND NOT THIS MONSTER...FREAK THING

>>8347162
God doesnt exist, this life is all you get. When you die youre just gone

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>>8347160

Thinking of going to femgen and just resigning myself to the fate of a failed tranny but now ive said this I know id never be welcome not that i would anyway lmao.

>>8347134
confess to your friend that you want to kiss him

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>>8347168
*tips fedora*

Nice try lady but I know God is real and they'll help me someday.

I've prayed and complained so much about being a freak/monster that they'll have to listen some time.

>>8347169
Your paperwork can say whatevs ya what but you only dress up as a girl once in a while. In your default state you are man. You go to bed abd wake up as a man.

>>8347177
Sorry, there is no god.

>>8347178
I didn't know clothing dictated gender, i sleep naked anyway

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>>8347171

>>8347182
It doesnt, your behavior does. Thats why no matter how much dress up you play- youll always be a man. Just a pathetic failure of a queer

>>8347190
Sticks and stones sweetheart

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>>8347188
do it now, or may the bitter taste of regret linger on your tongue for the rest of your days

friday night. are you going out to crush puss?

>tfw Kayla replies to trolls but not to me >>8347157
>tfw Kayla doesn't post more slutty stuff about what she does with her bf

>>8347180
YES THERE IS

If God didn't exist, what's the point of praying? :(

>>8347190
>your behavior does

Wew lad, did you just refute your own argument?
If you behave like a woman then you're a woman, really makes you think

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Finally getting my shit together for name change, wish I did it earlier. It's not as hard as it seems, I'm just lazy and fucking dumb.

hey /mtfg/

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How do they keep getting away with it?

>>8347204
Hii

>>8347203
good luck, I'm doing the same within the next couple months I think

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>>8347193

naw I don't think so

>>8347196

To make yourself feel better?

>>8347203
Nice!

I think getting my name changed will actually be really easy for me thanks to new Chilean legislation but idk if I have to travel back home for that and also idk how it'd affect my passport and visa.

Good luck Grace.

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>>8347195
What is there to say? He grabs me by the ankles and yankes me to edge of bed, puts my legs over his shoulders and eats me out, then he says succ and i get his cock nice and wet and then he fugs me in every position. Last time he pulled out and came all over my cock

>>8347149
Thanks, sorry ill try and stay positive. I just have this inner voice in my head where i tear myself down and think the worst of everything

>>8347213
More like this.

Things like wearing chockers for him are good too.

>>8347208
you are a poltroon of the highest order

no one's ever going to tap that tambourine at this rate

>>8347204

good morning

>>8347206
:)

>>8347203
congrats
name/gender change is pretty hard here
almost took me a year

>>8347225

I think I'm ok with this honestly

> look like a femboy but with beard
LASER SOON

>>8347226
but it's night

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>>8347205

>>8347235

This too shall pass.

>>8347232
Laser hurts so much :c

Feels amazing to get rid of beard hair tho.

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>>8347220
He tore open my fishnets with his teeth so he could eat me out

>>8347244
>eat me out
you mean suck your dick

>>8347244
lewd.

Tfw starting on T shots now

>>8347148
im p sure the bible refers to the god as male, and humans don't like the idea of being made of something that isn't similar, and "it" suggests god is not humanoid and just an object of sorts

>>8347257
i hope you're a dyslexic ftm

>>8347244
Wew. Now about him manhandling you.

>>8347261
No, detransitioned mtf who got a orchi

can only find one pair of effay womens cargo shorts and its from some 3rd world shop on amazon. womens clothes suck.

>>8347244
You're okay with him touching your girl tinkler?

>>8347257
Gib

>>8347268
Well he bites me and leaves hand prints on my ass
He even bit my gt which was hot af, i told him to just bite it all the way off please

>>8347282
At first i felt uncomfortable but now its okay, he doesn't play with it a lot btw

>>8347283
Why?

>>8347284
https://youtu.be/kPz21cDK7dg

>>8347244

You realize sucking dick makes him gay right?
He's only with you because of his own internalized homophobia and this is the only way he can justify exploring his homosexual desires to himself

>>8347018
>implying I'm lusty or a milk maiden

>>8347004
N I C E

Having really lewd thoughts rn....

>>8347297
is there something wrong with being gay, tranny?

>>8347306
No they're just showing their internalized homophobia by saying they only want straight men or it's weird

>>8347302
Watcha gonna do.

>>8347309
I love it when you say you're a man in your high pitched voice.
It's so adorable

>>8347298
>
>

>>8347322
Would you like to buy an alphanumeric character?

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>tfw hrt and anime made you a crossdressing faggot

who else know this feel?

>>8347328
but what made you get on hrt

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>>8347331
>be hetero cis male
>take hrt to prank my bros
>end up craving dicks and a boyfriend

wtf can i sue this shit is gay as fuck

>tfw mentally ill

Tumblrs suggesting I have a cluster C personality disorder and linking me a bunch of stuff rip.

>>8347328

I was a crossdressing faggot before HRT ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I blame MLP

>>8347339
>Tumblrs suggesting
>taking anything tumblr says seriously
>taking facebook tier personality tests seriously
You're fine

>>8347310
Idk.
Just be frustrated i guess.
Theyre thoughts involving a stronk, clean, dapper man

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Thank you, Chelsea

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>>8347328
leave anime outta this it didnt do anything bad to you

>>8347343
Well I havnt taken any tests its just coming up in my recomended things to follow. But yes youre right lol.

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>>8347340
i only crossdressed to have a laugh pre hrt i swear. if i knew it would have made me look like a girl and like dudes i would have never ever done this

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>>8347351
>before anime: like only girls and be normal
>after anime: want to be a girl and kiss boys

man fuck Japan they stole my life from me

>>8347348
side boober spotted

>>8347327
I'd like to buy a "u"

>>8347284
More hand print stuff.

>i told him to just bite it all the way off please
Aw, poor Kayla.

>>8347355
its what we get for ww2.

Is anime really the root of all my pain.

>>8347309
>tfw no gay bf to pretend he sees me as a girl but slips up and call me dude or he

>>8347386
i never watched anime and im still fucking my shit up in a futile attempt to transition into a woman so..

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Anime and modern cartoons made me a tranny desu

> had fetishes
> only think I like currently is CoC because text and I can play a girl.
Ok, is that common?

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>>8347391
my ex ftm bf made me one

>>8347402
How did he do it?

>>8347391
My ex boss and a fashion designer made me one.

i have no brakes and its so embarrassing driving around in a squeaky death machine

>>8347398
coc was fun

>>8347390
Oh good then

>>8347405
That sounds really dangerous, anyway cant be any more embarrassing than the car i drive.

>>8347398
CoC always seemed weird but I wanted to try it
All of my old fetishes revolved around forced transformation because I was scared to transition
>>8347402
Sounds interesting

help it turns out women might actually be more stupider than men what do I do.

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What's the gayest thing you've done?

>>8347421
biting my friend's ear from behind

>>8347421
Knocking up my gf.

>>8347421
Is putting things in one's butt gay or straight
A-asking for a friend

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>>8347421

>>8347430

Neither, masturbation can never be gay or straight no matter what

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>>8347403
Without getting into too much detail, for a few months, it was kind of just a normal relationship, but then like the dominance in the relationship kind of shifted from me to him. One day, he kind of just started treating me different and bullying me in a dominant sort of way. Over time, he eventually started treated me like a girl, and I liked it, so I went with it.

Maybe he just awakened it or something, but previously, I didn't really ever think about being a girl. But when he treated me that way, I liked it a lot.
>>8347419
ur just now figuring this out

>>8347419
Stop pretending to be a real girl and just say you want to look like one and live like one.

>>8347440
>real
transgirls are real girls.

>>8347442
You knew what I meant.

>>8347439
>ur just now figuring this out
I'm not very smart, APPARENTLY
>>8347440
>Stop pretending to be a real girl and just say you want to look like one and live like one.
my brain is girl so it's like the worst of both worlds.

>>8347421

I kissed a girl and I liked it

>>8347421
My gf

>>8347421
Listened to a katy perry song

>>8347421
hrt as a prank

>>8347421
took girl pills

>>8347421
Replied to this post lmao.

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How to become girl

>>8347439
>but then like the dominance in the relationship kind of shifted from me to him. One day, he kind of just started treating me different and bullying me in a dominant sort of way. Over time, he eventually started treated me like a girl, and I liked it, so I went with it.
This is amazing. Is he still dominant in his relationships after you? Did you start dating as a gay couple or when he was still presenting female?

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>I'm a 0 on the Kenzie scale, and sometimes I go out with my gay and trans friends to restaurants they frequent. I get hit on so fucken much by gay dudes, which I can honestly say are in better shape and better looking than me. So I'm like well, if these hoes ain't texting me back I know there's a line of niggas that wanna fuck me
this sounds ideal but the gay dudes probably just want a one night stand.

me gusta el vino
porque el vino es bueno

>>8347468
Wow, youre 16

>>8347472
no im not

>>8347467
i ended up dating another ftm, then dating the first one again. he tried ruining my life desu desu with nude photos

At first, he presented female and I didn't know he was trans until the second time I dated him. I have no clue about his relationships after me.

>>8347468
Nice!
>tfw failed my driver's test twice

>>8347468
Nice brown turdfingers, clean your nails you baboon

>>8347421
idk depending on your perspective, I fucked girls, and guys, but that seams so ordinary.

>>8347421
i sucked a girl off and i liked it

>>8347481
i passed it on my first try, uwu

>>8347432
>oh wow look at that we have all the same fetishes
Shame we both want to be the sub in them so all we can do together is talk about what we'd like guys to do to us.

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>>8347468
>Eyes: Black

How do you kill which hasn't felt alive since childhood

>>8347480
Was it when he was still a girl that he started being dominant towards you and making you feel feminine?

>>8347501

whoa

>>8347468
is this a scp foundation document with all those █████s

>>8347501
>>8347506
You just get a psychologist to write a none saying you identify as having black eyes.

>>8347512
lol
I had near black eyes for a period during transition. They are going back to a blue/gray, and I hope they go fully back to the vivid blue/green/amber ones they were.

>>8347503
with estrogen

y'all i just wanna say im seeing nicole on the 14th of june again and iam doing unspeakable things to her

>>8347512
Some states require eye blackization surgery first.

>>8347530
you're seeing me on the 14th and you're going to [DATA EXPUNGED]

>>8347530
You sound like an autogynephile.

>>8347543
You sound pretty jealous

>>8347539
can i read the classified file
>>8347543
im an agp hon
and i love it
and her

>>8347543
if im to be totally honest with you I've found one way to cure yourself of agp and its ████, ██, █████ ██ █████. █████... ████? ███.

>>8347552
i'm pretty sure you know whats behind that expungement nerd

>>8347557
>wanting to 'cure' agp
yeah those parts can stay censored thanks

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how is my basic bitch look?

black leggings
flop flops
cardigan
tank top

>>8347563
they're not for public consumption for a reason

>>8347468
That's awesome even if you get b&

>>8347529
Not allowed
I must masculinise and kms or go through HRT when my parents die

>>8347548
I'm married.

>>8347591
Is that somehow supposed to make it better?

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>>8347413
>>8347407
> tfw qt kitsune char now need dick removal surgery because she got knocked by an anemone and now has a dick symbiote.

>>8347617
I always intentionally bottom strength.

>>8347398
For me it's Violated heroine

>>8347543
>autogynephile
>gynephile
>gyne
bwahahahahahahaha.

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Why is this thread so dead?

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Ah

I'm drunk

>>8347664
what? I wanna get shitfaced today!

>>8347662
It's friday night, everyone's out partying with their friends/bfs
;_;

>>8347669
;-;
d-don't remind me

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>>8347667
VELOCI VELECI RAPTORS

>>8347664
same except i'm drinking alone in my room

i'm basically just letting myself chill out because i think i actually passed all my exams and im using the wine to wind down

its cool

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I cried from like 5 AM to 8 AM yesterday and it was the best I slept in a very long time.

Am I becoming Tyler Durden?

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>>8347681
Congrats, exams are stressful

I am enjoying malt whiskey
Also I want to be a cat

>tfw no emma gf

>>8347680
>Velociraptor
Great song and great album
Good taste
>>8347682
Nah
Sleeping after crying is always the most therapeutic sleep

>>8347686
i made it very clear to sertii that if we live together owning a cat is a very important thing for us to do

im just having red wine, red wine puts me in a cheery mood

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>>8347669
yeah rub it in please

what Im I to do except getting drunk alone and trying to forget the reality playing shitty vivyagames

>>8347694
Guess I'll start going to group therapy sessions then.

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tfw when you wake up with a squishy diap and then you check it and you didnt wet it ;c; , it was just silly daddy filling it up with cum before he goes to work >O<

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>>8347701

>>8347701
Me too honestly.

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>>8347701
Fucking delete this

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>>8347680

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>>8347696
I should try wine again
It's nice to savour

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>>8347714

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>>8347701
GOD we love remi

>>8347730
let me be your gf

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>>8347732
new phone who dis

>>8347735
describe your ideal gf
I will become her

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>>8347740
mommy yandere gf with a well paying job that takes care of me until i can take care of her with day trading

>>8347744
i am mommy yandere
i don't have a job but i will take care of you

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>>8347729

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>>8347744
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>8347714
Omg the T. rex is gonna kill the raptors

How do I become a mommy

>>8347772
Make baby

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>>8347751
k deal sounds good
>>8347769
owned kiddo
im sure your bf will get you pregnant if you ask him nicely enough though

>>8347682
Have you started to make your secret army to destroy the credit card companies? ;)

>>8347816

Samsa will you cam with other transgirls here on mtfg if they live near you?

>>8347756

Okay you win I'm outta Johnnys

>>8347771
did you see Jurassic World
I lost my shit when the T-Rex and the raptors teamed up and then before walking off the T-Rex gave a knowing nod

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I'm going to bed, I'm going to pray to God again so I'll wake up as a cis woman.

Please help me, I'm suffering. I don't want to be a monster/freak anymore.

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>>8347771

>>8347456
the taste of her cherry chapstick

>>8347800
If I did have a private army pre-patriot act it wouldn't be Visa or Mastercard I'd go for.

>>8347856

but you're a mtfg trans

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>>8347856
well I mean, personally
>pathetic
this is true
>agp
not that I know of
>hons
yep

>>8347744
>we're going to spend all our time together
>gains goblin
>beats me up
>won't leave my dick alone
>babies

Uhhh... I think we need to see other people.

>>8347863
Same here, but I didn't write the book or script which is very faithful to the book.

Beep boop beep!

>>8347897
Boop boop!

>>8347904
Eep opp oork ah-ah

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Should I feel bad about not going to see my brothers gf's band play somewhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTGTL5hftYY

>>8347914
Did he ask you to?

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>>8347918
Ehhh kinda. But I was left behind while getting ready.

>>8347922
If they don't know how to wait, then that's not your fault :)

>>8347922
>But I was left behind while getting ready.
Doesn't sound like they were too concerned...

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>tfw u may be wearing a labcoat as soon as July the 1st

>>8347348
thank you chelsea

>>8347970
woo :D

>>8347970
Are you a chemist or Dexter from dexter's lab? :o

>>8347976
Yes

>>8347978
Alright! :D Wondermus

>>8347970
>tfw a scientist but don't get to wear a labcoat
Wear a second one for me!

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>>8347976
all good chemists wear school blouses, leather shorts, leather boots, tights and of course lab coats

Some good girls are very bad.

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>>8347987
>tights
Not in July, I hope :o

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So I'm supposed to discontinue the girl pills today apparently.

Feels really hecking weird to know I never take these again.

I have like 18 leftover tablets of 100mg spironolactone I'll give away for free if you pick it up.

First come first serve.

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Really unsure about being trans,I'm so confused, and I'm not really sure why I'm doing anything.

Is it right to transition? Is the alternative doable?

Just how bad does it get.

I really wonder what I would be doing if this wasn't a thing

I've had enough