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/mtfg/ - Male to Female general

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• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg

Previous thread : >>8344568
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>tfw she steals making the thread from me
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gaahh, i emailed the place that supposedly could get me a recommendation letter for HRT like a week ago and ive still got nothing back yet :(

anyone know of any other places that do skype therapy sessions for letters? it seemed a little fishy but they seem to be a fairly big LGBT center in orlando

if only my mom wasn't picking me up i could probably just go there in person when i fly back loll
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this is a straight girl thread
all you transbians will have to get boyfriends I am afraid
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do not bully the grace
spoil and love the grace
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>>8345371
Hey Nim, is that girl you flirted with last night still with you, or has she gone home already?
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no bullying thread.
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>>8345371
you should tell your sister before you leave
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What's the best way to punish a girl (male) in a way that she'll derive great sexual pleasure from?
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>>8345370
cucked again huh
>>8345371
email them again or if they are have a number try calling that.
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TAKE THE POLL

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13043815/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13043815/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13043815/r

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thanks <3
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>>8345362
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>>8345378
murder
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>>8345374
Love the Grace through bullying!
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>>8345375
i didn't flirt with anyone!

>>8345377
i don't think so

>>8345380
i can try emailing them again but im overseas at the moment
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>>8345383
Gotta catch em all
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Give me you's for the tendies song dammit
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03gaL1xgibD
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>>8345382
post this every thread friend
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>>8345389
nim, write your sister a letter, mail it to her before you leave
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>>8345372
can i have a boyfriend and a girlfriend
>>8345389
oh yeah whoops sorry i forgot about long distance. try to call them when you get back tho if you didn't hear anything
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>8345398
no!
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>>8345374
But bullying Grace provides fun results.
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>>8345387
what kinda bullying
>>8345401
ARE MY TEARS FUN TO YOU!??!?!
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>>8345374
Grace was made to be bullied though.

We all have our roles to play, Grace. Learn your lines and get used to it.
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>>8345400
?
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>>8345392
this was really really weird desu
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>>8345406
i know i exist as a punching bag
but it hurts you know?
and part of my line is protesting it, otherwise it wouldnt be fun if i just took it right?
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>>8345405
Hmmm
Yes.
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>>8345405
Bullying you about stuff like not cooking very well, about your room being perpetually dirty, calling you a ditzy doggo, and patting your head because you're a lovable and good puppy anyway.
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dissolving away under the tongue.
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>>8345413
oh gosh my roommate would call me pupper. it was real cute. moving back in with him this year and Im excited.
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>>8345406
Grace was made to be loved, not bullied. Go away you bully.
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I have a theory. What if Ash and Mercury ran away together? Faye showed her true colors, and they both wanted to escape this place and Faye.
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>>8345400
>>8345398
no!
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>>8345412
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
;_;
>>8345418
Listen to her!!! She's right!!!!
>>8345413
That's the good stuff!
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>>8345411
I wonder if this season's big twist is that Grace finally cleans her room. That'd sure be something.

>>8345418
Stop bullying me, farm girl.
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>>8345402
>talks down to me
>takes offense to me asking why I should respect her

How pathetic. At least have a spine if you're going to put yourself on a pedistal.
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>>8345425
Stop denying it. You crave the bullying. You want to be told you're stupid and made to feel worthless, so long as there's a kiss and a cuddle waiting at the end.

>>8345429
Woah!
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>>8345429
**** pedestal
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>>8345425
An adorably dumb doggo that deserve lots of love.
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>>8345429
fuck off lol. I should have just cut you off the first time you went off at me desu. You're a huge narcissist and very unpleasant person. Stop replying to me.
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>>8345433
sorry, it's 3 am over here, and I thought the root was pedi-, not pede-
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Does anyone know what the HRT process is like in NZ? Can I just like, go to my GP and be like "yo gimme hormones" or nah.

Also I'm super out of touch with board culture here, what the fuck is a hon?
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>>8345425
Because Grace's are meant to be bullied!
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>>8345436
Pats and ear scratchies for the doggo.
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>>8345437
Just filter him Erini.
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>>8345439
Ally is a kiwi I think
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>tfw she calls you mommy
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>>8345443
yeah you're right i'll do that now
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>>8345427
I'm not bullying you, I'm correcting your bad attitude.
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>>8345437
>talks down to me, assuming my rank is a product of hard work and care
>says I'm the narcissistic, unpleasant person
$5 says you're only high plat or low diamond and have to be spoonfed everything you know.
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>>8345441
All of them for the Grace pupper.
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>>8345427
Its a goal....
>>8345432
You're not entirely wrong there...
>>8345436
Woof!
>>8345441
Yus please!
>>8345440
I'm starting to accept my place as the thread punching bag ;_; A-as long as everyone loves me for it...
>>8345449
<3
Thank you
>>8345452
Wuff~
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>>8345427
**farm man
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>>8345452
>All of them for the Grace pupper.
What happens when your pet misbehaves?
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>tfw sushi roll isnt talking to me
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>>8345439
a hon is an old, unpassable trans woman, especially one that subscribes to common stereotypes like: being fakeishly hyper-feminine, telling people to delay transition, saying things like 'sweetie' and 'hon' (hence the name).

>>8345446
eww

though I do like daddy fetish so who am I to judge
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The only thing I have to look forward to in my shallow meaningless life is making new threads so I can try to feel important

It becomes harder and harder every day to relate to everyone here or anyone at all

I'm surrounded by people and someone that cares for me but I still feel alone

Every time I look in the mirror I ask myself why I'm still here

Not even depressed, but feel really dissociated and depersonalized

i d k
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>>8345443
>Just filter him Erini.
step on a lego
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>>8345453
>as the thread punching bag
you're more like the thread tickly back
*tickle*
I'm always used as the yardstick for honness
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>>8345457
Considering Cindy is 14, it is pretty "eww"
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>>8345453
You're a good pupper.
>>8345455
Shun her until I can't take it anymore.
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>>8345460
>look like man
>sound like man
>act like man
>man interests
>man beliefs
>man behavior
He's a "he".
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Any of you wanna marry a chaser so I can become an American?
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>>8345462
oh right

eww
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>>8345457
Tyvm but also tfw you're paranoid about hormones because what if you just end up an ugly mess lmao.

Also I'm fuckin garbage at voice training so...
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>>8345459
you are going to hug kara lots
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>>8345465
tfw im a man too
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>>8345462
Nu uh I'm older than that
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>>8345470
well you already fail the first 2 on that list so no ur not desu. also misgendering isnt cool
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>>8345470
You have nice tits and a girl voice. You're no man
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>>8345465
The hell are even man beliefs?
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>>8345466
if you're rich
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>>8345468
yeah welcome to the club. im an ugly mess and garbage at voice training. still doing this though. I figure ill kill myself if I dont, so I might as well try
>>8345470
the best tits Ive ever seen on a man tbqh
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>>8345476
think Faye
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>>8345459
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>>8345459
well i can relate to most of this post so there's someone
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>>8345393
>>8345341
>begone chaser.
You see, I'm not even a chaser by your own definition. So you've just proven yourself wrong. The real meaning of "chaser" is what it says on the tin: a man looking for love. This is what you hate.

>trying to hurt someone because he liked you
Successful attempt.

All I want is to know the real reason why you suddenly started hating me while I wasn't here.

That's not exactly a "rape", is it?
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>>8345453
*hugs*

>>8345459
>Not even depressed, but feel really dissociated and depersonalized
That's your cptsd speaking. *HUGS*
http://www.pete-walker.com/
https://www.healingfromcomplextraumaandptsd.com/
are good sites to learn about it and it's effects on you.
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>>8345459
same but because I am a slow old man you have already done it before I can
I really am just existing for the sake of existing, I will never be or do any better
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>>8345465
>>look like man
no
>>sound like man
no
>>act like man
no
>>man interests
no
>>man beliefs
elaborate
>>man behavior
no
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>>8345479
I mean, at least I already have kinda girly hips and a nice assy, but I'm pretty sure that's just some weird hormone imbalance, since im super light on body hair too.
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>>8345483
stop being sad maeve
>>8345470
>>8345474
also sorry i fucked up my post i was directing the misgendering isn't cool at the stupid people arguing
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>>8345384
Why?
You have me very confused
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>>8345489
well hurry up and transition then you intersex weirdo
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>>8345490
._.
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>>8345494
Hm, you know I didn't actually consider that. Maybe I should get my sex chromosomes checked out.
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>>8345493

>>8345439
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I suppose all you Americans have a good reason for not being in bed right now?...
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>>8345488
is this charlotte but trip dropped? i cant tell
if so they're right
plus autism freakouts
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>>8345499
I think you misspelled "Anonymous".
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>>8345497
yeah sure whatever but get on titty skittles pronto

or at least AAs
>>8345499
night shift
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>>8345500
>is this charlotte but trip dropped?
Its a picture she uses often and its after someone said they were going to filter her so its most likely her.
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>>8345439
Yo fren.
I don't know much as I just saw my GP a few weeks ago, but it was pretty easy. I just gave him a long letter explaining my situation cause I'm shy as fuck.
He was pretty cool, he is getting me in touch with the psych team at the moment.
So yeah sorry I can't be much help, I'm pretty much at the start of my journey.
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>>8345499
no but guess what i don't care i'm a rebel fuck the system
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>>8345505
yep
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Hey dummy I didn't say I was removing you now. It's okay, please come back.
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>tfww gay
>tfw you like the smell of straight man poo
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>>8345511
okay ill come back babe
i miss u
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Why does everyone except straight people need a /gen/eral?
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>>8345519
because it's cis straight people general literally everywhere else
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>>8345519
because straight people have the run of everywhere else including churches
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>>8345511
okay, i'm back.
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>>8345495
sorry. i just don't want you to be sad
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Apparently I pass well enough to get hot dudes to swipe on me in Tinder but they all unmatch when reading my profile since I'm openly trans. How fucking low do I have to set my standards to get any dudes to stick around?
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4chan needs a better way to summon namefags.

Your favourite namefag could be lurking here right now and you don't even have means to talk to him until he posts something first.
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>>8345531
Pic related? >>8345484
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>>8345519
Because /Straight gen/ sounds stupid. It doesn't have the flow like femgen, lesgen or gaygen. It doesn't sound like a Fanta4 song either.
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>>8345534
>him
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>>8345527
hugg
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>>8345537
Not on purpose I didn't see that post. Boy I sure do love having a dick nobody wants to touch.
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>>8345538
hahah!
how about /heterogeneous/?
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>>8345507
See I don't understand needing to see a psych desu. Therapists have never been useful for me and I already understand a shitload about gender theory.
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>>8345534
hello i am a him (male) ama
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tfw snug and warm under a blanket on my couch that is nearly 100 years old.

>>8345545
It's gatekeeping to try to make it hard to transition.
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>>8345545
Thems just the rules I guess. The endo needs a letter from the shrinks before they can start you on the mones. No way around it.
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>>8345542
I'm not sure if I do want either,
though for entirely different reasons...
after even Korra (!) turned out to be a closeted chasers hater.

>>8345546
lol
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Goodnight, Grace! Please sleep well and have a good day at work tomorrow.
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>>8345553
that's not a question.
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>>8345550
>>8345552

Bluhhhhhhhh I hate shrinks though.
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>>8345559
I didn't mind my old one, but I hope the one I get for GID diagnosis will just get it done quick.
I am worried my shyness will come off as uncertainty though, and I might get fucked around.
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hey evryone whats up gamer gilrs
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>>8345566
Playing TLJ, watching Netflix, and 4channing.
I need more eyes.
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I hate all fucking trannies
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>>8345577
how much
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>>8345543
I mean straight people have no reason to be on /lgbt/ anyway so it doesn't matter.
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>>8345577
What about all the lonely trannies that get no fucking?
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>>8345580
I wish all of you failed straight men would perish.
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>>8345586
too bad
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>>8345577
Luckily I'm ace, or do you hate cuddling trannies too? Please respond.
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>>8345583
Pic related? >>8345484
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>>8345589
If i had my way id line all the trannies up tie them to a chair and blow their brains out executioner style
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>>8345566
idk what to play
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>>8345559
I'm not a fan of them either. Unfortunately that is the way it is done in many places.
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>>8345592
Wew two ace kiwi trannies, what are the odds senpai?
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>>8345601
>>8345592
What are they putting in your guys water over there? I know 2 other ace kiwi trannies
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I jerk off to the thought of dead trannies
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>>8345605
New Zealand was the testing ground for whatever Obama put in the water here to make the frogs gay.
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>>8345596

I crave the void™.

>>8345601
I mean I know a decent amount of ace trans locally but on this thread? Probably pretty low odds right?
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Hi everyone I posted a thread here: >>8344665

I'm just starting my journey I guess so I thought i'd post in the general thread
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>>8345610
Fuck I was gunna say that...
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>>8345150 Eugénie !x0T9lRy39U
>Solution is easy. Make a discord group where everyone has to post a timestamp pic to prove they're not a chaser
This is cancer. If you want to use this shit, don't use 4chan.

https://www.4chan.org/rules#global
>Global Rule 4. You will not post (...) calls to invasion ("raids"). Inciting or participating in cross-board (intra-4chan) raids is also not permitted.
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>>8345607
So you have a tranny fetish? Is that why you hate us? Because we are a danger to your heterosexuality?
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>>8345617
I honestly hope someone blows your brains out.
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>>8345617
Not that anon but maybe because trannies love men who hate them.
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>>8345612
I've only met two other trans woman myself, and they were both thirsty asf.
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Redpill me on Emma.
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>>8345613
Also using the name I like
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>>8345629
nah it's not too late, people transition in their late twenties and early 30s and turn out just fine
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>>8345634
It's reassuring to here that I used to look this stuff up back when I was 17/18 and I totally denied that part of myself and it just made me even more miserable.
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>>8345626
I mean listen, I'm super romo-thirsty and polyamourous as hell.
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>>8345628
best way to do it
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>>8345619
Where are you from anon maybe we can meet.

>>8345620
Most trannies here love women tho.
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>tfw your mom decides to be cheap and decides to not only book a flight on your birthday but book a hotel that is like an hour outside of london
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also it's going to literally cost me £50 just to get to london from my hotel lmao
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>>8345636
Wew, I loved a woman once, but I was repressing hard and it fucked me up, pretending to like sex, pretending not to hate my body. Never again, don't even like people touching me at all anymore.
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>>8345645
https://www.rome2rio.com
do meet up with nicole as well
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>>8345647
should i
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>>8345639
>Most trannies here love women tho.
It's funny because few women (lesbian or straight) don't want to vomit at the thought of sex with a trans woman.

99.8% of chasers are men.
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>>8345650
ya it'll be cute
you're both super shy tho so i wish i was there to help lol
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>>8345651
>dating chasers
>ever
LAWL
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>>8345653
w-what if you don't have any options
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>>8345656
>implying dating a chaser is an option

It isn't
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>>8345656
Iv seen you. You will have many options.
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>>8345658
I hope uwu
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>>8345659
Il still never understand why you went with lewd succ for your hash.
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every time Cisgender Mammaries posts my brain recognises it as Chocolat Meilleure and I have a brief flash of hope that kira is back
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>>8345652
how do you know im shy without having met me :^)
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>>8345661
It's not lewd succ, it's lewd desu and they share the D

I'm not that lewd
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>>8345664
you wont post a face pic
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>>8345666
that's cuz im gross not cuz im shy
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>>8345664
you have the confidence of a toaster, dear
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>>8345668
shy girl :)
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>>8345665
>they share the D
I bet you like sharing the D ;)
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>>8345669
idk ive seen some confident toasters
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>>8345673
have you now
well if you feel up to it then you definitely should, you two will have fun
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>>8345672
you are really obsessed about boys for someone who claims to be a lesbian
btw every time I picture you I picture pizza from r9k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkGCyRl2ks8
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>>8345672
maddie
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>>8345646
Whoops I'm a stupidly snuggly person lmao. And I'm not a sex repulsed ace, just neutral, but I still know that feel.
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>>8345678
>I picture pizza from r9k
Thats fine hon
>you are really obsessed about boy
im joking with a friend whos into men. calm down
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>>8345672
That's lewd
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>>8345680
non sex-repulsed, romantic asexuals just seem like people with low sex drives

just my pinion
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>>8345681
>Thats fine hon
that was meant as a compliment, pizza is cute
>im joking with a friend whos into men. calm down
so was I
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>>8345671
Nim's not shy, she met up with a girl yesterday.
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>>8345671
shy boi
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>>8345679
hi nim i missed you
>>8345683
says the girl who drools over men when we watch anime
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>>8345690
s-shut up
that's different
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>>8345692
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>>8345690
maddie i still haven't gotten an email back from that place in orlando
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>>8345692
>>8345690
>>8345693


anime men arent really men so relax
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>>8345687
she was really nice!
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>>8345693
s-stop bully ;_;
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>>8345651
I thought 50% of chasers were trannies
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>>8345699
inb4 "but trannies are men durhur"
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>>8345698
its ok to like men tho.
>>
my name is nim and i am what is known as a chaser
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>>8345702
after our last few convos i think thats pretty clear.
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>>8345697
How soft were her lips?
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>>8345703
no bully
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>>8345704
which ones?
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>>8345684
I mean listen I jack it a LOT I just don't see the big deal in doing the sex. And a lot of ace stuff resonates super well with me, so shrug. Like I'll get my GF off, sure, but I don't have an interest in stickin it in.
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>>8345704
idk i didn't notice

she looked like beepbeep
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>>8345684
Why can't I find someone who will never touch me or want to be touched by me but will love me forever?
Is that too much to ask?
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>>8345706
bad fake nim is bad.
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>>8345700
well technically trannies are men durhur
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>>8345711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VOvuBHdGif
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>>8345707
>I just don't see the big deal in doing the sex
lots of people dont desu, people's hypersexuality is overplayed in media.
>I don't have an interest in stickin it in
yeah neither do I but thats because Im trans not because Im ace

idk, you do you, but it just seems a bit silly to me

>>8345709
this sounds more like what I imagine asexuality to be. or autism. one of the two I guess.

>>8345711
DURR HURR
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>>8345476
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>>8345716
I Guess we all had too much gluten
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>>8345652
i am not shy i'm tough
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>>8345721
how tough
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>>8345714
I cant understand a word
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ATTENTION

I would like to pirate Warcraft 3

where do people pirate things these days

>>8345720
me irl btw
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>>8345720
>pizza contains gluten
>trannies love pizza
IT ALL MAKES SENSE. We don't love pizza because we're trannies, we're trannies *because* we love pizza!
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>>8345721
cute~
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>>8345720
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>>8345722
tougher than a nim at least
>>8345720
this is what happened to me
>>8345726
d-don't condescend me
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>>8345721
You'd have difficulty with a wet paper bag. I'm not saying you *couldn't* fight your way out of one, but it wouldn't be easy.
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>>8345730
don't talk shit unless you wanna get hit
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>>8345725
tfw had pizza today. rip
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>>8345731
pat once
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maybe we love pizza because..

because we are pizza..
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>>8345730
aksdfj the 19 days left till i can pin you down and kiss you are too fucking much
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>>8345734
I never understood pepperoni on pizza. It's always smoked and I think it's way too salty with the rest of the flavors..
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>>8345736
It's going to be okay, sheen.
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>>8345734
>tfw gonna have pizza today
>>8345735
>>8345736
Pat both of you.
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13044561
http://www.strawpoll.me/13044561
http://www.strawpoll.me/13044561
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>>8345738
god yeah, the wait is killing me

it's going to be really good though. i've missed you a lot and like you know, these few weeks have been super stressful.

it'll be nice to wind down from that stress with the person i love :3
>>
https://www.healingfromcomplextraumaandptsd.com/flashback-management-c1jmh

>all the pronouns for this page are feminine

Hmmm
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tfw daddy wont stop cuming in your diaper and it just keeps getting fuller and squisher and theirs nothing you can do about it because your only 5'2" and he is 6'4"
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>>8345744
dude it's going to amazing
your room is comfy as fuck
also i want to do all the things to you we talked about yesterday
:3
>>8345748
uh yeah same honestly
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>>8345746
Hey this page looks pretty interestingly titled let's check it out

https://www.healingfromcomplextraumaandptsd.com/abandonment-depression

Apparently only girls can experience trauma in their lives

Guess I'm just a normal dude

alright
>>
>>8345748
awful post
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>>8345748
>tfw daddy wont stop cuming in your

I like where this is going

>diaper

aw damn it
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>>8345750
ah, yeah, all the things we talked about yeste-oh. oh. Oh. um, yes... yes, those would be, um, nice things.
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>>8345748
Delete this
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>>8345715
>tfw family thinks i'm autistic because I don't like to be touched but I just roll with is because cbf explaining truth.
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>>8345756
the stuff i ordered is coming in tomorrow btw
I re-read your manifesto and I want to make these things a reality
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>>8345758
if you dont like being touched at all then its probably not asexuality but something a little more important. maybe something on the autistic spectrum. this would probably include asexuality as a symptom but you should look into it imo
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>>8345760
what is this manifesto
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>>8345760
eirini oh my god
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>>8345763
:)
>>8345764
it's actually really nice to read again
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>>8345748
Nooooo, I don't wanna be horny rn.
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>>8345761
Oh I know exactly why, just nobody else does. People thinking it's autism makes it easier.
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>>8345763
Probably just her talking about the life she wants with Sertii, but since they're pic related they act all cute and call it a manifesto.
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>>8345656
>implying there are other options
like what? dating haters?
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>>8345769
...well why is it
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how did coming out to your friends go /mtfg/?

>pic related
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>>8345773
Usually either "you're disgusting why bother you're not a girl" or "kill yourself".
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>>8345773
>that pic
i
k
t
f
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>>8345699
see >>8345700
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>>8345776
oh :(
im sorry
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>>8345772
Read the room yo, it's probably something super personal they don't wanna talk about.
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>>8345779
Yeah.

I don't tell people anymore.

I don't have friends anyway.
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>>8345734
#pizzagate
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>>8345780
hey ya never know, sometimes people like to get things off their chests. I didnt mean to make anyone uncomfy, sorry if I did
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>>8345772
I guess no one I know irl will see this or know it's me.

Just an assault by a family member when I was like 8. (He got sent to jail for similar reasons and was killed there, I cried then kek'd when I found out)
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>>8345786
That's really rough. I can't say I know what its like, but I hope youre doin' ok.
>>
>do you think i could ever pass as a girl?
>lmao what?
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>>8345788
who said that?
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>>8345788
yeah talk about unsubtle lol
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>>8345788
>today on Things That Never Happened and Never Will
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>>8345787
Oh shit yeah I'm fine, 24 now, just no touching :D
>>
that's what the reaction would be from my friends
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>>8345792
do you think if you were close enough to someone romantically you could touch comfortably?
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>>8345780
I'm pretty open online most of the time, just shy as fuck irl.
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>>8345789
>>8345791
shes referencing this >>8345773

>>8345792
well the no touching seems to be a lil problem. a manageable one, but still.
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>>8345773
All my friends are queer as hell so it was pretty smooth. Plus I identified as agender for a few years beforehand because I'm an indecisive fuck with a ton of internal misogyny.
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>>8345793
no it wouldnt
you should say to your sister
>hey uh, do you think I would make a cute girl
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>>8345801
"wot?"
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>>8345795
Tried it once, I really loved them, but with this, plus being a repressing tranny at the time, it fucked me up.
So idk maybe once I transition properly, but I doubt it.
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>>8345802
say it
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>>8345807
maybe if i came to visit at a year and 7 months HRT rather than just 7 months
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>>8345810
maybe you should work up to it and tell it to her before you leave
it will be a huge relief off your chest
just start out by telling her you have something huge you need to tell her, that its something you need her to swear to keep it to herself
>>
My dream is that I will lift so much and get so big that I will become like a neoclassical sculpture of the archetypical Greek hero, perhaps Diomedes. Then I will walk around always reading a book in one massive hand, and I will get a girlfriend. Even when I'm naked and not flexing, all of my muscles will be completely taut and bulging and I will completely dominate a room with my presence. I will fuck my girlfriend.
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>>8345813
my sister knows what my mom is like, i think she feels bad that i have to live with her lol

she'd never tell her i don't think
>>
I did it
I had the courage to throw away my hrt
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>>8345820
well then tell her you have something huge you need to share with her
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>>8345821
inb4 you dig it out of the trash
>>8345817
lol ok
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>>8345822
why
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>>8345824
Can't dig it out of the toilet
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>>8345821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu4y7x9LRyY
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>>8345825
it will help you
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>>8345798
>Plus I identified as agender for a few years beforehand because I'm an indecisive fuck with a ton of internal misogyny.
wew what the fuck are you me? I also think you said you live in NZ too.
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>>8345830
in what way will telling my sister who hasn't seen me in years and lives across an ocean from me that im trans help me
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>>8345827
What does that have to do with anything?
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>>8345831
Yeah I live in NZ too. Not gonna get any more specific than this, but I live in dunners.
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>>8345832
when you come out to someone that is close to you it is a great big weight off your shoulders
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>>8345835
dumdumdumdum
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>>8345838
but she can't be there to support me
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>>8345840
I rather continue on as a man than a hon
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>>8345817
jut become a strong girl
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>>8345842
dumdumdumdum
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>>8345841
she can hug you before you leave, she can talk to you online
she can be someone you can share things with that you cannot share with anyone else
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>>8345836
damn, I do too, sawyers bay. do you wanna maybe add me somewhere we can chat sometime? just about trans stuff, if you'd want, I don't really know anyone in this city.
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>>8345845
I'm not dumb
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>>8345844
tfw no hips or butts
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>>8345851
dumdumdumdum >>8345821
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>>8345847
or she can reject me
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>>8345853
You don't even understand my situation
I had my reasons
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>>8345852
butts is purely muscle and fat
i.e given long enough on hrt and enough exercise you can have a good butt

also i recal you saying you do have hips
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>>8345857
such as dumdum?
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>>8345856
or she couldnt
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>>8345859
Wrong
Hrt for 3 years and exercise often here.
Still have a flat butt
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>>8345860
Yes I have many other reasons
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>>8345864
what is your exercise routine and what is your squat personal record
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>>8345817
I look like pic related with long hair and a bigger d but idk I don't really get something from that other than not being fat.
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>>8345866
list them

>>8345869
if this is Amy I am going to be so fucking pissed
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>>8345849
You could try checking out UniQ, the university queer soc. Super friendly people there. Meanwhile im a shy shut-in and am using an anonymous board for a reason lmao.
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>>8345844
It's my mind I have to convince that I want to fuck up my body with masculie bulk and muscularity, yes
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>>8345870
I just woke up
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>>8345867
do squats really help that much?
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eirini is a gay
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>>8345874
sorry Amy
patt
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>>8345859
they're slightly larger than average i think from my puertorican side but nothing to write home about, especially with my shoulders
>>
>>8345863
or she could
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>>8345872
oh I meant just chat online privately like discord or something, I don't wanna meet up with anyone in person either. but it's ok if you don't want to, it's nice knowing there are others like me around
>>
>>8345867
How do I do squats in a house full of people?
I am very self conscious about people seeing me do stuff.
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>>8345882
or she wont
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>>8345884
don't you have your own room?
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>>8345875
ya very much so, they are #1 for gaining butt/thigh weight. Great combined with regular running for girly legs.
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>>8345875
squats, hip thrusts and deadlifts with a barbell and regular increasing weight increments are what you need to do get a big butt.

Basically what you want to do is induce muscle hypertrophy and you aren't doing that if you aren't lifting heavy weights.

But yeah squats are one of the most important exercises to do, they train your whole body to boot and make you stronger.

>>8345877
indeed, but i know this girl nicole, who's my girlfriend, and she's also very gay.

>>8345884
you mean a gym? no one cares about what you do in a gym

>>8345888
>Great combined with regular running for girly legs.
no
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>>8345867
10 x 3 donkey kicks
10 x 5 air squats
1 minute lunge front kicks
1 minute glute bridges
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>>8345882
>>8345885
stop arguing, you pinheads
>>
tfw too dumb to do squats
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>>8345883
Tbh Dunedin is full of soft queer babies.
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>>8345889
what about squats and bike riding is that a good combination?
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>>8345889
uh i'm not gay i'm an alpha male
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>>8345890
>no weights
awfull
>>
>>8345892
ask your sister to teach you makeup
dont even mention wanting to be a girl
>>
>>8345870
I have a very obvious male frame
I have high cheek bones along with a sunken face so that when I yawn my face looks like a light bulb
3. Obvious male features
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>>8345889
>no
fantastic post
Ill clarify, if youre going for smooth chub then no, but if you want actual fitness and muscle gain but in a feminine fashion, yeah. Hamstrings, shaped calves, etc.
>>
>>8345889
>aren't lifting heavy weights
I even have trouble with a few grocery bags though now
>hip thrusts and deadlifts
idk what that is :\
>>8345892
tfw too dumb to figure out exercise in general
>>
>>8345897
I do add weights
I dead lift 150 lbs
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>>8345887
Yes but tiny, can barely move, too much shit everywhere.
>>
>>8345893
yeah i know there are lots hanging around student support all the time lol, it's kinda cute
>>
tfw injections never ever
>>
>>8345899
proof
>>
>>8345906
just move some shit aside and do your excercise and then move it back. my room is small too with lots of shit but it's doable or you could lock yourself in the bathroom.
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>>8345893
>>8345907
Jelly, BoP can be pretty hostile.
>>
>>8345895
>>8345900
no
squats and deadlifts and hip thrusts are a good combination
cardio does not give you a butt, it's good for regulating your calories and good for your mental and physical health, but it doesn't contribute anything to your physique other than helping you lose weight
>>8345903
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadlift
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp26q4BY5HE
>>8345896
that's a cute cat
can we get one that looks a bit like that
it looks fluffy as fuck
>>8345904
so you do deadlifts as well, why didn't you add them to your routine that you posted
and why are you doing airsquats if you apparently can deadlift 150 lbs.
Really dubious.
>>
>>8345910
My shoulders at 43"
Hips are at 37"
>>
>>8345915
>North Island
Well there's your problem.
>>
>>8345918
oh hi Angie
>>
>>8345917
I do both
Yeah my butt is flat as a board
>>
tfw i try shaving my legs with olive oil to avoid nicks and open up a bunch of scabbed ones in the process
>>
>>8345917
I can't do that D:
>>
>>8345915
well dunedin is full of students so i think it's kind of a breeding ground for shy cuties
>>
>>8345920
Not Angie
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>>8345926
okay warren
>>
>>8345921
i don't really believe you can deadlift 150lbs while also believing air squats do anything at all to you.
You're either lying or actually follow an incredibly bad routine that doesn't exercise your butt that much
>>8345923
don't worry the technique takes a while to learn but you'll get the hang of it
>>
>>8345930
there is like no gym nearby and I'm super duper atrophied :(
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>>8345924
Sounds comfy
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>>8345929
If she has the same frame as me, that sucks for her and I'm sorry you are confusing me with her.
>>
>>8345934
post pic of frame
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>>8345931
>there is like no gym nearby
god i forgot you live in the middle of fucking nowhere

america is horrible if you dont have money lol
> I'm super duper atrophied
these exercises are able to be done by grannies, you'll be fine
>>
>>8345930
Just how my genetics are.
>>
>>8345919
I have nothing to compare it to, never left here except for dunedin once when I was baby so I don't remember.
>>
>>8345935
Won't do that
It's inverted triangle
>>
>>8345939
nah, start doing barbell hip thrusts and barbell squats, do that for a year. You have access to a barbell since you can deadlift 150lb apparently, so this shouldn't be a problem for you.
>>
>>8345938
I'd probably be too scared to go to one anyways :(
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>>8345933
yeah its comfy as hell, I live with my genderqueer cutie gf and genderfluid best friend.

Which I mean I haven't lurked enough to know board culture with regards to enbies, but whatever, I don't give a shit.
>>
>>8345942
If dead lifts won't do anything, who's to say that will do anything
>>
what if instead of lobsters go peench peench it was diapers go squish squish
(get it because my tall handsome daddy fills up my little bum, (((and diaper))) full of cum and its squishy >w<)
>>
>>8345941
I have to wear a women's xl to fit my broad frame
>>
>>8345946
>if not doing it properly doesn't do anything, who's to say doing it properly will?
>>
>>8345949
I am doing it properly though
You have the assumption that everybodies body is the same way
>>
>>8345947
>(((and diaper)))

OH MY GOD DO YOU HAVE A JEWISH DIAPER?
>>
>>8345953
>air squats
no, you're not doing it properly, what is it that you don't get, if you induce hypertrophy in a muscle it grows, that's basic biology.
>>
>>8345945
I've never really seen it discussed desu, and I don't even understand it, but that's probably from lack of exposure.
>>
>>8345947
Yo, Huggies or Pampers which diaps u rockin
>>
>>8345955
No it isn't.
That's like saying that estrogen will always put fat in female places which isn't true in some cases.
>>
>>8345965
>That's like saying that estrogen will always put fat in female places
... no it isn't
>>
>>8345960
got diapees from here!! wearingclouds.co
>>8345954
they wont stop absorbing all my bum cummies >O< LEAVE MY THE CUM ALONE I DONT want a squishy diap T-T
>>
>>8345965
lol
what comparison is there to possibly be made between hormones and muscle development through exercise
>>
>>8345967
Yes it is
You can work specific parts as hard as you can but of your body won't respond to it, then that's genetics saying something
>>
>>8345976
ok, desu you can believe whatever you want, it's your body, your time. If you don't want to listen to me you can do that, you're the one who's losing out, not me.
>>
>>8345976
if your genetics are affecting your muscle gain, they're doing it through what you're eating, and that can be fixed
>>
Me oog
Me eat protein get large
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>>8345991
*teleports behind u*
>>
>>8345994
*oog unsheath club*
>>
>>8345994
>>8345996
dex vs str
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>>8345994
*teleports inside u*
heh, bet you didn't see that cumming......kid.......
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>>8345996
*deadlifts u*
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>>8345997
>>8345999
*oog crit fail*
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>>8345996
*goo goo* (unsheaths pacifier ((this is just taking pacifier out of baby mouth)) )
*flings it at your head, noticable drool and cum residue fly off of it mid flight*
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>>8346003
*oog now dysphoric about no children*
*oog kick infant*
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>>8346003
wtf this is really creepy
>>8346002
*drops u*
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>Its another massive bald spot on your head dream
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>>8345982
I did research a while back on three three men on how their muscles develop with the right diet and exercise.
My conclusion lead wth each of the three men having different muscle growth despite eating the same diet and do the same exercises.

Why is that?
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>>8346007
*buh bah* (redirects kick to bulging diaper full of cummies)
*squishy kamboo noise* (baby explodes in a shower of cume
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>>8346012
because they ate the same diet and did the same exercises
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>>8345991
>>8345994
>>8345996
>>8345998
>>8345999
>>8346002
>>8346007
>>8346008
>>8346013
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>>8346014
One had bigger muscles than the other two while the other two didn't develop as well.
They all worked the same muscles at the same time without doing anything extra along with the diet and not eating anything extra.
In the logic, they should all develop the same; however, they didn't.
This plays into a genetic factor
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>>8346008
*oog used to being dropped*
*oog loses number*

>>8346013
*oog drown in cym*
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>>8346013
>>8346003
>>8345973
>>8345947

cease
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im fucking terrified of this exam and im going to drink a shit ton of wine after im done with it regardless of whether it goes good or bad
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>>8346017
>In the logic, they should all develop the same; however, they didn't.
>This plays into a genetic factor

you are actually retarded if you think this is what i'm saying

the analogy to our situation is that one of these people actually didn't do the exercises properly and got less growth than both of the other people, and the complained it was because of genetics.

obviously different people develop differently, but the pathway to developing muscle is the same. Eat more, lift heavier weights, do the correct exercises for what you want to achieve. If someone has to lift more or eat more to achieve the same result, that's ok, but its not the same aswhat you're saying.
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My chest and heart hurt.
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>>8346029
physically or metaphorically?
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>>8346027
nicole you're going to ok!!!!! good luck!
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>>8346030
physically, kind of a crushing pain top left center. when i press down on my rip bones it feels extremely sore.
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>>8346028
Incorrect
They all did the exercises correctly.
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>>8346025
okay your safe for now its baby bed time and i want to play pokemon in bed
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>>8346034
ok it seems you're missing the point entirely, never mind.
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>>8346027
Ur gonna kill it then ur gonna get wine drunk
That's what's gonna happen
Good luck
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>>8346027
Dont worry, whether you succeed on your exam or not, your education is worthless anyways, so dont worry too much.
Good luck.
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>>8346040
But Cartman higher education is how you get jobs that don't make you feel dead inside
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>>8346041
Dont fall for that meme ive worked graduate jobs and felt just as dead inside if not more so.

Most jobs just plain suck, only difference is graduates get paid more to be in pain.
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>>8346041
I've been feeling dead inside before I left school Elanna. And my job isn't a problem, I like it and it makes me money just by bossing people around or sitting about chilling mostly.
And we all know that a degree doesnt translate to a job, you of all people should know that by now Elanna. Besides, not everyone has interests or ambitions that you can get educated in.
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>>8346042
Have you ever worked a retail job long term?
There is literally no comparison
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>>8346048
No but ive worked in sales and in call centres for minimum wage.

Every job ive had has been horrible and made me feel suicidal.
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>>8346047
>>8346042
>>8346048
Just be a useless NEET like me :^)
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>>8346047
>I've been feeling dead inside before I left school
thats because you are a girl inside
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>>8346051
Way ahead of you, I had a mental breakdown and got fired from my stupid grad job after a year cx

Now im neet and have been unemployed for half a year and dont know what to do with my life and will probably kill myself.

Been applying for every job there is and cant seem to land anything. Life is suffering.
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>>8346047
I know that not having a terminal degree in a field that generally expects multiple degrees is the killer, that is my experience of degree->job. It's different depending on the degree. Besides, I don't know why you're pretending to be content with your life, nobody content would spend as much time on a tranny board screaming about cucks and roasties

>>8346050
You sure it's not just a general mental health problem? Sounds like a mental health problem.
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>>8346051
Yeah lets add a feeling of incompetence along with being broke on top of the general misery and just be fucking NEET, thats a great idea Roxy.
>>8346052
Put anyone in my shoes and they would be too, I've been stuck in a great turdball rolling down a shit mountain my entire life and the ball of bullshit just gets bigger and bigger until it consumes everything in my life.
But such is life, when you aint got shoes think about the guy with no legs.
>>8346057
I never said I was content with my life, just my job.
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>>8346057
Its for sure a mental health problem but I dont know what to do about it.

Mental health support in the UK sucks big time. Apart from the sertraline im given im pretty much alone.
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>>8346060
>Put anyone in my shoes and they would be too
I am not going to push it any further, but you are obviously repressed
you just choose to ignore it, its going to mean in 20-30 years you are choosing to be a hon when the dysphoria dam breaks
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>>8346055
what's your degree in? is it something that will get you a comfy job?
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>>8346068
Forensic computing, so computer security.

But I hate computers lmao, im such an idiot.
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>>8346066
I got 99 problems but my dick aint one anon.
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>>8346060
How though? Like, real talk you work in a store as LP don't you? How does the mindless sameness and lack of opportunity for career advancement not drive you absolutely insane?
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>>8346066
In his defence, he said he only wanted to be a girl temporarily.

"Temporarily" meaning for the rest of his life, presumably.
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BENIS
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>>8346080
poor thing
thinks he can save his country from the globalist agenda by not transitioning
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>>8346072
>real talk you work in a store as LP don't you?
Lolwut, I work as a security guard.
>How does the mindless sameness and lack of opportunity for career advancement not drive you absolutely insane?
It's not the same since I work in all sorts of locations, I've even stood guard at a fucking cosplay con once. As for lack of career advancement, I dont really care, I'm at a point where little to nothing provides me joy in life. And all the other bullshit in my life is what drives me insane, not my job, I aint got time worrying about my career when I'm dealing with worse shit.
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Anyone dota?
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>>8346089
you should take hrt to see how you find it
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>>8346086
Cartwoman will make a pretty girl once she works up the courage to transition.
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tfw you can't be the cute gaymer gurl you aspire to be because you're afraid of your computer bluescreening like it has been MANY times a day lately.

I need a new rig...
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is being really into pet play weird?
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>>8346097
I fixed my bluescreen by installing Debian
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>>8346101
I fixed mine by having watermelon and one egg for breakfast
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>>8346080
>>8346086
>>8346093
Ya'll read way too much into shit and theres really no way to defend against it. If you want to believe it be my guests but I'm telling you all even if I was trans that would just be a new problem added on top of the old that have been crippling me throughout life which is the last thing I need.
I also find it ironic that its been this long and we still have to speculate about my gender on a trans board, I thought stating your gender was enough here but I guess not. Practice what you preach ladies.
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>>8346105
considering how long you have been hanging out here
and the fact you admit to wanting to being a girl (j-just to try it)
then yeah
also notice we are calling you him he etc, we're being respectful we are just speculating because its obvious to us
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>>8346104
?
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>>8346101

Yeah see I dunno if that'll help me out that much, I've pretty much had every single BSOD Error Message under the sun, I think it's a hardware thing. And I run on a laptop, sooooo...

I'm just gonna save up for a proper desktop build.
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>>8346072
Faye only hates you b/c youre not some wirey thin/frail alien looking motherfucker she can try putting her dick into.
Also b/c youd never have it and actually have a clue about the world. And you arent posting nudes while high af or erping as a 13 year old animu girl so she thinks youre garbage.
Even though your autisms precede you here, i think youre a darn swell girl.
Its baffling and comical that you dont have another irl partner yet. Whats wrong with ppl there. They must all be dumb idiots with no taste
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>>8346109
Well you are the experts so who am I to argue.
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>>8346117
yep now take some skittles :p
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>>8346105
It's just suspicious is all.

You know what they say about smoke and fires.
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>>8346105
Ill make you my little tranny bitch girl, desu.
Can always use another boy in a skirt around the house...
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>>8346114
Yeah mine is a lappy too, the problem was the graphics card, so I just run a debian build that does not use the card, just the integrated graphics.
Works fine, except can't play most games of course.
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>>8346123
You can prolly find a way around it.
Id check the cards manufacturers website for drivers.
All i play on mine is ksp and civ5 so idk
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>>8346118
I dont believe in experts and I'm not about to start either.
>>8346119
It can be suspicious all you like but I'm assuming you want the truth and unless you choose to believe me I dont see how you'll be doing anything else but speculate. Im only mentioning because the alternative is me ignoring these kind of posts because theres nothing to say if you want to believe whatever you prefer. I'm actually assuming you're trying to get some understanding but if thats not the case and you just wish of a femme cartman well, keep wishing I guess.
>>8346121
Shut the fuck up Valq.
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>>8346130
Be my bf
"Im the bf tho"
So, be my gf
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>>8346105
I'm not sure they're reading "into" it so much as just actually reading it.

>I have fantasised and thought it would be fun being a girl for a while
>it's more the experience
>I'm never gonna share any more intimate details
I do wonder what sorts of "intimate details" you've been hiding from the thread.
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>>8346127
No the card is definitely physically fucked, and I'm kinda liking the challenge of using Debian with next to no coding knowledge.
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>>8346115
Honestly Faye mostly hates me because I told her off for being a predatory old hon with a comically bad sounding voice. I think the rest is just insult to injury.
I do not have a partner because I am not looking for one, mostly due to anxiety about how to approach dating as a tranny and not being comfortable with things like pof or okc.
Thank you though anon, even if I'm not -actually- autistic ;_;
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>>8346137
its amusing how sheen and Angie are the same age as Faye and havent had VFS yet they both have better voices than she does
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> looking like a femboy with beard
re
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>>8346131
Did the girls in /mtfg/ grow tired of you Valq or something because if you're coming to me you must be really goddamn desperate. Fuck off mongoloid lol.
>>8346132
Mtfg arent experts on both cis and trans people, how about you go ask some random male friends if they've ever done it and review the results for yourself. I stand by what I said I just dont stand by the retarded conclusions /mtfg/ came up with. I explained myself ya'll just choose not to believe it so theres really nothing to do about it.
And by intimate details I meant anything private because I cant open up to a board that doesn't take me seriously and doesn't believe me because it derails whatever I'm trying to say into an unrelated issue. Which is exactly why we cant have talks like that screencap anymore because ya'll arent interested in what im saying but by what you think it means.
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>>8346137
This is why as a repressor i don't take you trannies seriously
I have had multiple relationships with both males and females, males being my favourite.

It's easy to swallow up dysphoria and just ask a guy to fuck you. Being gay is far easier

A little bout of severe depression when alone is worth it to have confidence
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>>8346142
>how about you go ask some random male friends if they've ever done it and review the results for yourself
we did
among several groups of male friends
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>>8346142
You're just very sensitive about this particular topic for some reason, and for as long as that's the case, people will continue to rib-nudge you for it.

They're bullying you, Cartman. You're getting bullied by a bunch of girls.
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>>8346146
If you say so anon, but consider that it being you they might not just want to be buggered by someone annoying insisting they're trans because they thought about being a girl for a day. I'm sure if you caught someone wearing a rainbow colored t-shirt just because they liked it you'd see a red flag there too.
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>>8346142
reee please stop bullying people, valq is nice.
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>>8346154
>>8346142
+1 I like Valq too
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>>8346138
It is because Faye never trained because Faye was always too much of a pussy to commit to transition. Really, that's the long and short of it.

>>8346145
Who cares
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>tfw ur a girl

(:
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>>8346152
not at all I would assume they were either an ally or lgb or t
the fact is, if they hung out around me and said
>you know I would like to be a girl
thats kind of telling
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>>8346160
>tfw ur a boy

:c
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>>8346151
I'm not really sensitive about it, just annoyed that such a non-issue has to be discussed over and over again. Like believe whatever the hell you want, just dont expect me to play along.
>They're bullying you, Cartman. You're getting bullied by a bunch of girls.
Yeah well I'm no stranger to that, fucking bitches and whores.
>>8346154
>>8346156
Then go take care of him cause hes begun hitting on men.
>>8346161
Yeah well I didnt say that, all I said was I'd fantasized about it just like I've fantasized about being god or a fucking monster scaring people and leveling a town or two. Does that make me a fucking deity now?
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>>8346160
tfw you're a hecka cute girl w/ a hecka cute dick
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>>8346160
The Avatar has some pretty sexy shoulders :P
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im the biggest baby boy in the entire world! heehee x)
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>>8346175
i've taken dumps bigger than you
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>>8346175
tell your sister that you are a baby girl
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I just found a pic of my grandma. I kinda look alot like her even tho it's my dads mom. especially the widow peak like hairline is the same.
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>tfw ur actually a happy person now
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>>8346142
No dingleberry, youre the only stronk manly man who comes to talk to the trannies....
Almost like you prefer our company
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>>8346191
Give it aan hour
>>
valq!
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>>8346194
In an hour ill be even more happy because i get to pick up a thousand dollar check from work.
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>>8346197
And then sad because you spent it all on ketchup flavored chips and ate them in one sitting
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>>8346193
>Almost like you prefer our company
I like it more when you're not all being retarded. Boys go to college to get knowledge, girls go to jupiter to get stupider.
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>>8346195
You live?
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>>8346202
yeah!
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>>8346200
Lol, actually I'm going to buy a case of diet rockstar and some totinos pizza bites and fucking feast. Then get dolled up because my bf is taking me to the beach at sunset for daiquiri ice cream and cuddles
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>>8346201
I went to college.
And youre here banting with shemes
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>tfw really short, slim but don't have a feminine face
is there a worse feeling?
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>>8346207
pissing out kidney stones
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>started transition before kayla and still not happy or girlmode
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>>8346206
>I went to college.
Good for you lass.
>And youre here banting with shemes
Superb observation, consider becoming a detective.
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>>8346207
being tall and broad and not having a feminine face
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>>8346201
>I like it more when you're not all being retarded.
It's the HRT, it makes your IQ halve
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>>8346216
I know this so well, i legit think hrt is making me dyslexic
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>>8346216
If thats true ya'll are receiving a double whammy with your depression.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/heal-your-brain/201107/depression-and-anxiety-disorders-damage-your-brain-especially-when
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>>8346212
So be my internet gf
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do y'all mind if i

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>>8346204
How was being dead(uk)
>>8346205
Ngl, sounds kinda gay.
Like, shit my wife would want But im too gruff to understand
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>>8346229
im still here
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luv when u have a panic attack bc leg hair n ur friends ignore that ur hyperventilating n just glare at u to shush
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>>8346232
tell your sister or I will ring the queen of england and get your sisters number and tell her myself
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>>8346232
Do you fit in? Should you stay?
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>>8346229
>Ngl, sounds kinda gay.
>Like, shit my wife would want But im too gruff to understand
How is this possible? Aren't u a girl? Romantic stuff makes me moist
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>>8346239
no you won't!
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>>8346244
yeah I will
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>>8346240
i think nim should stay here in the UK - here, i'll even write a survival guide for her to help her adapt from life in the USA:

>cars drive on the correct side of the road in the UK
>"fillet" is pronounced "fill-it" (as in "wow cute butt, i'm gonna fillet)
>you can drink the tap water
>don't tip the mailman
>you use a kettle to boil water, not a microwave
>don't wear shoes inside the house, or to bed
>tea is hot here, not cold
>don't talk to strangers on public transport
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>>8346242
Well yeah.
Id dig that shit if a boy wanted that for me.
Not me to whomever.
But it being frequent would make it seem like hes a tryhard homo
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>>8346250
Its me asking for romantic stuff. He on the other hand got tickets for us to see tool and primus in 3 weeks so he likes guy shit, which is totally cool because i grew up on tool
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>>8346248
fixed it because thats just mean
but your advice is solid
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>>8346250
so when are you getting a tall boy with a muscly fuzzy chest and a beard?
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>>8346257
please delete this image, i'm trying help nim and you're just tricking her
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>>8346261
didnt the one on the second from the left used to be a trip here?
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>>8346263
no I'm not, you're being mean >:(
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>>8346264
natalie something
I thing her name was
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>>8346266
nobody except australians calls it "fairy floss" anyway

i think that tells us all we need to know about you, crocodile dundee
>>
*pulls out gun*
post your ideal partner and no hon gets hurt
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>>8346261
natalieluvescum 2nd from lef
shiritrap far right
recognize all but dont know their names
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>>8346261
What should the name for a transgirl playboy magazine be called?
Nice pic btw., Id lick all their asses.
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>>8346274
>natalieluvescum 2nd from lef
she used to come here right?
I'm not crazy right?
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>>8346275
Playboy

Lol
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>>8346276
she did but she mostly used /b/ and chaturbate. She pretended she was just a cross dresser for the longest time but when her tits started growing the gig was up
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anyway its 2:15am and i fucking love my beautiful trans wife.
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>>8346278
>Playboy
Be CREATIVE
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>>8346280
I meant specifically /mtfg/
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PLS VOTE VERY SUPER IMPORTANT
http://www.strawpoll.me/13044561/
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>>8346283
kayla was being autismal
I hate when she is like this almost worse than when she is attacking people
it reminds me of lalalilly and her stupid 'humor' and bragging
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>>8346258
That ship has long since sailed, shampai
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>>8346275
>What should the name for a transgirl playboy magazine be called?
Suicide Girls

Oh wait, that's already taken.
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>>8346283
How about this, a mag for grills with wood

Is that punny enough friend?
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I submitted to webmd a new medical issue called LSS
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>>8346296
+1 upboats well memed my friend take all my gold.
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>>8346305
I don't remember giving you permission to reply to my posts.
>>
being alive is nothing but anguish
I wish I could sleep permanently
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>>8346310
I dont remember giving you permission to reply to my posts either so i guess we are even.
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I hope all men arent growing up this weak, theyre losing fights to girls now.
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>>8346318
>that stance
That wasn't a girl dude
>>
>>8346318
Also, typical of a nigger to be assaulting a girl in the first place and then LOSING as well.
Is there no low they wont reach?
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>>8346318
its the pizza. its feminizing all males
Do you know a single tranny that doesnt like pizza? Coincidence?
>>
>>8346318
niggers ain't men
>>
>>8346314
Make yourself useful and discover new medical issues like I an
>>
>>8346323
Pizza is the best the best the best thing ever
>>
>>8346320
Watch her fall, she falls with the grace of an angel, girl for sure.
>>8346326
Not really human either.
>>
>>8346323
i am working on a headpat flavoured pizza to appeal to the trans community

will let you know when i've made a breakthrough
>>
>>8346331
do you wish you had such grace?
>>
>>8346331
do you like pizza?
>>
>>8346334
Nah, but having a girl like her would be nice. Wouldnt have to fight niggers on her own, cant believe no one fucking steps in to stop the baboon assaulting her.
>>
>>8346323
pizzas shit.
>>
>>8346341
agp
>>
i went into the sun and now im sweaty

sweaty and gross nim
>>
losing all of my friends is pretty trutrans, i've heard
>>
>>8346340
So lets see ur hormone titties
>>
i mean what was i expecting reading a poem about 'male' homosexuality at a slam event

not enough kill cops n love ur vagina-type content
>>
So I really hope webmd accepts
My medical finding
>>
>>8346359
What did you submit?
>>
>>8346346
Nice that means ive been tru trans since forever then before i even told anyone xd.
>>
>>8346367
LSS or as I call it lightbulb skull syndrome
>>
can we not say 'nigger' so much

weird to expect specific gendering while just throwing around epithets
>>
>>8346379
Shit nigger what you on about bitch?
>>
have decided not to kill myself but if that's the case then just not sure what else to do tonight
>>
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>>8346379
You're not the boss of me nigger.
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>>8346386
yay
watch a movie or something
>>
>>8346376
we're your friends prockie
>>
>>8346388
Sorry um where are your tits? Post em u lil cunt from thr fjord
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>>8346390
rec
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>>8346392
Id much rather see your titties Kayla. Feel free to bring Miss cock over too.
And no tits here, just small moobs.
>>
>>8346396
Did u um... just hit on me?
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I will make all of the people here currently engaged in a relationship into cuckqueans. where do I start?
>>
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>>8346401
Unluckily for you, I'm polyamorous motherfucker, I'm immune to any cuckery.
>>
>>8346407
That just means being a cuckquean is your default state
>>
>>8346407
>good luck making me sick, i already have cancer!
>>
i am in a miserable fucking state

also i've never been prettier
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>>8346412
>>8346409
>polyamory is cuckoldry
lol
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want to feel cute
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>>8346426
You could start with not posting shittaste anime.
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>>8346422
literally yes. polyamory is shit, anyways, total degeneracy. Polygamy is the way to go
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>>8346399
Yeah, did you like it? I thought you had a bf so I didnt butter it on too much.
>>
woo hoo finally off work! gonna nap and do friday night Magic later on today :3
>>
>>8346431
this
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>>8346431
>polyamory = consensually dating multiple people at once
>polygamy = marrying multiple people at once

I really don't see your point.
>>
is it paranoid to think that christian centrists are okay with importing masses of muslims mostly just because they want their assistance in curbing lgbt rights?
>>
>>8346430
sorry anon, I don't have many images :(
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>>8346431
anything but monogamy and monoamory is degeneracy
>wanting to share you bf/gf, even in marriage
cucks everywhere
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>>8346442
>consensually dating multiple people at once
nope, polyamory is "loving" someone else while in a relationship, ie fucking, or other intimate behavior, either while in a relationship with one person or in no solid relationship.
Polygamy is the act of being in a relationship composed of multiple people.
Preferably 2 girlfriends and one qt guy, but that's subjective.
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>>8346458
I know that google is hard, anon. Try not to hurt yourself too hard clicking these links.
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=polygamy
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=polyamory
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>people who aren't strictly monogamous
you're creeping me out right now

please don't ever reply to my posts ever again
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>>8346450
god wanted polygamy and I think it's the most healthy structure, many women with one alpha tbqh
>>8346473
this confirms my statement
>>
>>8346475
AHA.
too late.
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>>8346487
God doesnt real and that paradigm worked for hunter gatherers.
Now men just want to be lazy fucks and sleep around
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>>8346475
>tfw strictly monogamous
>tfw strictly monogamous gf
>tfw happy loving relationship
Polygamy =\= love desU
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>People who know approximately jack shit about polyamory arguing with someone who is, in fact, polyamorous, about the definition of polyamory.

... Anyway.

Y'all are boring nerds.
>>
i need to get laid...
>>
>>8346499
Men wouldn't be lazy and sleep around if they had to compete for their concubinage.
>>
>>8346501
Don't worry, I'm sure you'll grow out of it eventually.
>>
>>8346505
The no longer have to hunt or protect their clan.
Nor do they have to roll the dice by impregnating multiple women for the best chance of not having one of them miscarrying/dying in childbirth.
Modern technology makes it viable for modern men to impregnate 1 woman.
Rather than 5 women for ine child
>>
>>8346514
>The no longer have to hunt or protect their clan.
They can still provide!
>>
>>8346499
so they wanna act like women
>>
>>8346514
>>8346522
Also just because 1v1 is viable doesn't mean 5v1 stops being the most fullfilling and enjoyable option
>>
>>8346522
My sister is making 150k+/year while her husband doesnt work or clean.
Hes bssically just free daycare
She has 2 kids.
Women can provide for themselves now
>>
>>8346530
>doesn't mean 5v1 stops being the most fullfilling and enjoyable option
For men you fucking hormonal whore.
Shit doesnt work when youre no longer in your mid 20s
>>
>>8346532
Sure. That's not the point tho. The point is we evolved to be wholesome in polygamy. I want a husband but I also wouldn't mind sharing him with really good friends !!
>>
i have like $1200 if anyone pls kills me u can have it

also a ps4 and a macbook
>>
>>8346541
why would u give away that much money for death
>>
>>8346391
Good <3
>>
>>8346540
>wholesome
Men would kill their women if impregnated by other clans.
Even if the baby was slightly browner than they thoughtut should be, culling would happen.
Shit was always a survival tactic. Not for romance/getting your teenage shemale rocks off
>>
>>8346544
Does money still have value in the afterlife?
>>
>>8346553
yes how am i gonna buy bitches in hell
>>
>>8346544
i don't want my family filching it lol

(actually most of it's from them t b h)
>>
>>8346539
>For men
no for everyone involved you REALLY RUDE GIRL
>>
>>8346549
>Men would kill their women if impregnated by other clans.
I never said that all ancient practices were good? that is not intrinsically related to polygamy at all
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Give up on transition

Find yourself a pretty wife
And be a man until you turn to dust
>>
>>8346572
No
>>
>>8346561
why don't you just donate it or give it to someone instead of making someone commit a felony for it.
Plus, murder isn't worth that much. Hits and shit these days are like bottom work
>>
how long are surgery waiting lists for face stuff? I know srs can get years long
>>
>>8346501
You're a cuckqueen and your bf is probably too beta to stand up for himself.
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Repress and this could be your life!!
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>>8346589
I have a girlfriend and an enbie cutie who i get to smooch so try again.
>>
I dont care about being feminine or being a women when I'm on hrt

How do I transfer this feeling to off hrt?
>>
>>8346597
Doesn't invalidate the argument cuckslut.
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This is a real book. For kids.
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>>8346601
See, i don't know what you do in relationships, but I actually talk openly with my partners about things. It's called having emotional maturity.

You seem jealous.
>>
i'm pretty cool

i'm a vegan transwoman

my mum works as an abortionist

my dad's a stockbroker who lives in a different state and sends me money

i run a meme page

i just finished writing a novel and now don't know what to do lol
>>
>>8346608
>You seem jealous.
Disgusted
>>
>>8346581
murder is at least honest work, unlike mooching off of charities
>>
>>8346614
by bottom work, i mean in like gangs for example, somone will just hire a lowlife member to go and kill someone for a petty amount of money. assassinations aren't as gratified anymore and are felonies. i don't see how that is honest work.
>>
>>8346614
i didn't mean charities per se. i mean just give it to someone you care about or someone who you think needs it. because the only person you're going to get to kill you for that amount is a lowlife. someone who is just gonna blow it on dumb shit like drugs
>>
So day 1 on injection estrogen is amazing. For the first time in a very very long time I woke up feeling happy. And no emo Rollercoaster yesterday!
>>
>>8346597
>NB
>poly
is this bait
>>
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>>8346609
Send me a 2k word sample, and I'll edit it free because I love you. Then you will learn a shit ton, and want to redraft!
>>
>>8346626
was it really that noticeable?
>>
bop
>>
>>8346634
ok ty i'll choose a sample after i make some food, where should i send it and also i love u too
>>
hey /mtfg/
i'm in prague :)
>>
WHO NEEDS TO BE LIFTED
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watch out for BDD, kids

more surgery =/= better
>>
>>8346673
>ill take a picture of me frowning
>LOOK HOW BAD I LOOK
>>
>>8346612
Be my husband
>>
>>8346595
But that's my life without repression anyway
>>
whats some gay stuff i should buy?
>>
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>>8346678
Thats a big commitment and responsibility anon, we havent even had dinner or anything, how else am I gonna know if you can cook?
>>
>>8346694
I can cook.
>>
>>8346673
this
Don't get ffs if you don't need it
TANYA
>>
>>8346690
hormones, self-assassinations, extra skinny dildos, etc.
>>
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Well what sort of waifu credentials do you have besides cooking, which is fantastic btw, I hope you know a few more recipes than burger and hotdogs though.
And why are you asking anyways, or do you always propose to the first best guy that comes by?
>>
I fantacize about tying trannies up to a chair and blowing their brains out executioner style.
>>
>>8346695
>>8346708
Forgot muh quote.
>>
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around 18 & pretty sure i'm starting to bald
>>
>>8346673
she looks swollen from ffs.
Anyways it's not like these pics are at all comparable, one is very very flattering the other isn't
>>
>>8346708
>credentials
I can put your penis inside me till you feel good. I can be nice and do what I'm told!
>I hope you know a few more recipes than burger and hotdogs though.
I make good food! mostly european stuff but some asian stuff too. ngl my stomach can't really super spicy stuff.
>And why are you asking anyways, or do you always propose to the first best guy that comes by?
yup
>>
>>8346701
>extra skinny
>not extra thicc
>>8346654
:D
Prague is fun as fuck
I hope you're enjoying it!
>>8346710
God I wish that were me
>>
>>8346710
<3
>>
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>>8346720
>I can put your penis inside me till you feel good. I can be nice and do what I'm told!
Very nice, definitively a strong point.
>>8346720
>I make good food! mostly european stuff but some asian stuff too. ngl my stomach can't really super spicy stuff.
As long as its not shell food you got the culinary and artistic freedom to surprise and impress me with whatever you feel like, if it tastes good im happy.
>yup
Well I'm still flattered, you got a lovely wifey mindset. Where you from anon?
>>
i wish i didn't have such trendy friends so i could get away with settling for some lame chaser normie
>>
>>8346737
Denmark.
>>
Just lifted and counted 2 metric tonnes of milk ama
>>
coming outta my cage and im feeling just
>>
>>8346669
Noodle arms
>>
>>8346753
how sore are your megamilkers right now
>>
>>8346753
Did it make your bops bigger
>>
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>>8346753
*5 metric tonnes

>>8346758
Quite ;_;

>>8346759
Yeh
>>
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>>8346746
Oh fuck you're actually close by, I didnt plan for this scenario.
>tfw no danish gf to take for fika.
>>
saraaaaaaaaah where do i post the bük

here's a throwaway email if u need:

[email protected]
>>
>>8346763
ok >>>/discord/ or w/e with both of you, don't want to have to hear the rest of this autistfest flirting
>>
>>8346753
Dairy cuck.
Dairy cuck.
Someone left a gallon of milk in another aisle, better go find it, dairy cuck
>>
how do you eat a club sandwich my mouth isnt this big
>>
>>8346763
someone's getting pregnant tonight

pound that danskjavel into submission
>>
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thred ded
>>
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>>8346789
How do we make it live again
>>
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>>8346804
With SPAM.
>>
imagine how much different things would be if beepbeep hadn't killed the thread
>>
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>tfw heavy dysphoria and head just feels heavy with tears
>>
>>8346822
<3
>>
>>8346822
:(
Hugg
>>
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>>8346818
:( im always messing everything up
>>
>>8346824
>>8346827
I thought was was starting to feel better yesterday but now I feel like garbage

I'm never going to be able to get rid of the stupid thing and it just hurts a lot :(
>>
>>8346789
the threads always die
>>
>>8346832
everything's gonna be ok

hard to say how many hours/days but you'll get there definitely

<3 <3 <3
>>
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How to stop?
>>
>>8346432
Wew
>>
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>>8346847
Need have fix
>>
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>>8346849
Dont report me for sexual harassment now, thats 20 years in Swedish jail.
>>
>>8346853
Broken
>>
>>8346849
cartman's thirsty, kayla

give that poor boy a drink
>>
>>8346856
hey she started it by asking for my moobies.
>>
>>8346845
it seems impossible
>>
>>8346862
and yet it's true!

you're a good person and good things are gonna happen for you
>>
>>8346856
Im in a relationship with a real man lol, cartmina is a tranu
>>
>>8346763
>>8346778
honestly I was half shitposting I'm too scared for relationships
>>
>>8346877
When i met my bf off here i was terrified but like i knew id be alone forever if i didnt just do it. We fucked on the first date btw
>>
>>8346877
>half shitposting
what about the other half, anon

follow your dreams
>>
>>8346873
Rood and untroo.
>>8346877
I was half shitposting too but mostly because I assumed you'd be across the atlantic ocean as tends to be a habit here.
Still nice to see a Danish girl on here though, I take it you're a natural blonde?
Im more scared of fucking up a relationship personally, especially before it even gets started.
>>
>>8346892
>a Danish girl
Kek
>>
>>8346898
Quiet murrifat im having a high IQ conversation with a fellow yuropoor rn.
>>
>>8346776
>not being a dairy cuck
>not getting ripped af counting a 2900 item order
Smdh
>>
>>8346904
>>8346904
>>8346904
>>
>>8346898
what??
>>8346892
I am blonde yes but also a turbohon, maybe in a few years I'll feel comfortable dating
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