• Makeup tutorials : http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Reducing Muscle http://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
• Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread : >>8301741
DO NOT REPLY TO FAYE
DO NOT REPLY TO FAYE
DO NOT REPLY TO FAYE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8304105
No.
>>8304108
That's a different girl.
Anyone who replies to Faye after this post will end up detransitioning
___________________________
tfw the only person to pronounce Seiryu properly on the first try was Kara
>>8304110
Zaynaw.
Hello /mtfg/ hope you are all doing well this evening (:
>>8304117
sayroo?
>>8304117
ur a fucking dragon how can ppl fuck that up
>>8304114
Nth for homecooked wifey meals
>>8304124
Xena the warrior trip
>>8304110
i always pronounced your name as each letter indidually, like ZEE ENN EYYY
>>8304107
I just dont look at mine, even during sex il look the other direction usually.
>>8304115
Or you know, /pol/ isnt a hivemind collective where they all have the same values and ideals? There are lot of different people there, just like there are here
>>8304124
Zardu
I did it, I walked to the crossroads, used the ATM and walked back home. Holy mother of God that was scary! How the fuck do you people do this every day in broad daylight? I walked past two people, I was trying to see if they reacted out of the corner of my eye but they didn't seem to notice me. Can't know for sure though. The cars were terrifying, everytime I got caught in one's headlights I was certain they were gonna stop and a bunch of guys get out and beat me for being a faggot. That didnt happen but I kept getting the strong feeling that cars were slowing down as they went past me. Idk what to do now, that didn't make me any more confident I don't wanna do that again.
Here's a pic of me outside, sorry its bad it was dark of course.
>>8304124
I like that, but no.
>>8304128
*Very* wrong. ;_;
>>8304133
Nope.
>>8304128
I tend to feel ill when I take showers :\
>>8304134
you pass so i guess none of the nonpassers have sympathy for you anymore xd
I made a thing. No bully plz.
>>8304143
Thanks, but it doesn't really matter, lol.
>>8304128
and? functioning, decent people do not go on /pol/
almost everyone i've met from /pol/ is hilariously hypocritical in one way or another
"/pol/ isn't a hivemind" isn't an excuse for almost everyone who goes there being a useless degenerate despite being so critical of the same
look at yourself
you're trans, which is considered a degenerate mental illness
and you're a lesbian & keeping your dick too
>>8304145
I have that same black shirt w buttons
>>8304145
How old and tall are you?
>>8304134
I don't live in a developing country.
But seriously, it stops getting weird and becomes normal really quickly. By all means ease into it, but you have to push your comfort level or else you'll just stagnate and never get anywhere.
>>8304145
I'd smash
>>8304156
I'm 25 and 6 feet tall.
>>8304145
Your style at 1 months HRT was best. Get back that hair color and that hair style with that bangs, but generally longer hair! Also your eye makeup suits you really well there.
Mid-to-current HRT you just look like a basic girl to me.
>>8304145
fill in the blank
____ sucking lips
>>8304152
>which is considered a degenerate mental illness
Im not going to reply to this or it will open a can of worms again.
>and you're a lesbian & keeping your dick too
I see it mostly as a strapon, i mean if i got rid of it thats what i would end up using. So for now im going to keep it. Maybe one day the dysphoria will be too terrible to manage but for now its really only bad if i get really hard and stare at it because it looks so masculine.
>>8304149
ZEEEE NAAAAAAA
>>8304145
>ARMY
You seen any combat soldier?
>>8304160
Are you in USA? And if so which state?
Sorry for all the questions, I'm trying to make new friends in my area.
Who are the latest transitioners in /mtfg/?
>>8304173
Cfh, Sass, Faye
>>8304134
youse not really trans if you didn't go fulltime within a few months of hormones, if being a girl is so trauma for you, stay be the man you are senpai
>>8304173
latest as in most recent or oldest age wise?
>>8304173
nim
>>8304180
as in age
>>8304172
Yes, I'm in Portland Oregon
>>8304171
No, (un)fortunately.
>>8304169
Chicken
>>8304166
Nah. I like being blonde. That's the only picture where I'm wearing makeup. Except the crossdressing pics. Glad you liked it though :)
And I'm not really trying to show off my style with these, otherwise it'd be gothy and have more bodyshots to show off cute outfits.
>>8304158
I'd smash me too desu.
>>8304143
I'm going outside with a man next time, he can tell me if anyone is looking at me and of course protect me. I really really don't understand how you lot just go girlmode like that, where is your fear?
>>8304170
you're a mentally ill male pervert who wants to rape women. at least have the good grace to mutilate yourself and die on the operating table in a third world country, my dude
CFH, Sass, Faye, Haribu are in their 30s. Syndie is 52 I think.
>>8304187
who is afraid of simply existing lmao, quit your womanface and go back to selling coke in your tower block to kids
>>8304170
the majority of /pol/ thinks being trans is a mental illness to same extent as wanting to cut your own limbs off
by transitioning you're just pampering your own insanity
the point is identifying with /pol/ or its values while being trans requires a retarded amount of denial
>>8304145
why does every single repressing trans go into the army?
When does Faye turn 35?
>>8304204
this year
>>8304199
>the majority of /pol/ thinks being trans is a mental illness to same extent as wanting to cut your own limbs off
Ok.
>by transitioning you're just pampering your own insanity
You're trying really hard to bait me into re opening this argument but im not going to bite sorry. Try harder.
im 82 years young
>>8304202
Because repressing causes you to overcompensate and joining the military is the most masculine thing you can do. Plus a bunch of us want to be accepted by our families.
>>8304209
i'm not trying to bait you into anything
i'm just saying your beliefs are really, really retarded and i grew out of them, like, 1 month into transition
>>8304205
Ya but what month?
>>8304173
feels good to be young
>>8304202
also low key hoping to maybe die
>>8304211
how was your time in the army like?
>>8304213
>i'm just saying your beliefs are really, really retarded
Thats nice dear.
>>8304173
I started at 30, I am 33
birthday is on the 2nd of December
>>8304194
feels bad :/
>>8304222
Well, I was really lucky because compared to everyone else I was really effeminate but somehow I didn't get raped. I was pretty sure I was going to.
I really had a lot of fun in there, and it had a fulfilling sense of adventure, but I hate my country with a deep burning passion and could only justify being in if I was a medic and could save lives and help people, but even then it still made me kinda sick from an ideological viewpoint.
Also my medical training didn't end up getting translated well civilian side, so it didn't help with employment afterward. However, I have saved friends lives before, because of things I learned as a medic and instincts took over.
>>8304117
I can do it
I have Japan-powers
>>8304230
did you have any tense moments being effeminate in the military?
>>8304145
WhouldConvinceHerUsingAnyLogicalFallacyToLetMeBangHer/10
>>8304223
>>>/pol/125933512
check out this wonderful /pol/ thread on trans acceptance
>one or two trannies actually retarded enough to try to reason with /pol/
>>8304173
I will be 25 in June
please throw me a christmas cake bithday /mtfg/
>>8304240
Do u want me to post my thoughts in that thread or no
>>8304117
Sery yoo?
>>8304172
>>8304185
>>8304242
NOBODY LIVES NEAR ME DESPITE BEING IN A BIG LIBERAL CITY
I CAN NEVER DO ANYTHING FUN WITH /mtfg/TARDS
REEEEEEEEE
>>8304244
do you honestly think it'll work?
>person trying to explain transgenderism to /pol/
>two replies are sort of supportive
>4 of them are 'no you're a man'
guess /pol/ isn't a hivemind after all
>>8304249
>guess /pol/ isn't a hivemind after all
yeah that was kinda my point. Just because most people there want to gas me doesnt mean im not going to browse there for other reasons. I agree with less than 50% of the popular opinions there.
>>8304209
the only thing you want to bite is a cis women's tits off because she's actually female and you're not. second on that list is biting the pillow as you get fucked by a manly uberman as per your belief system
there there buddy, your cognitive dissonance over being a beta nazi bitchboi and womanhater will go away once you've experienced a bit of how the world works and another man rapes you out of your fascist reverie. you want to empower these people, learn your place in their hierarchy.
honestly all MtTs stupid enough to be right wing deserve their fate
>>8304252
w/e, my point is just actively associating with a board that's that awful seems really dumb
sorry for trying to start shit, i'm in that 'post-depression hostility'
>>8304236
Not really. The drill sergeants only fucked with me in the first week, but none of the shit they said had to do with me being fem.
Got a few funny looks in the shower, but thats it.
I was open about the fact that I liked to crossdress with the other soldiers in the barracks and some of them seemed offended at the notion.
I'd frequently get in trouble for having my hair too long, and I'd frequently say I'd rather get a sex change than have to cut my hair (short hair causes more dysphoria in me than anything else)
I'd ride with one of the other soldiers in my unit to first formation and home, and sexuality somehow came up in conversation and it turned out he was really attracted to "girls with dicks"
But I'm pretty sure he was a gay repressor. He'd always look at these weird bodybuilder videos on his phone.
>>8304248
>Implying anyone here ever meets up and does anything fun
>>8304255
>the only thing you want to bite is a cis women's tits off
What? this is some very strange projection senpai.
> womanhater
But i dont hate women at all, most of my freinds are girls and i cant stand being around a lot of guys irl.
>another man rapes you out of your fascist reverie
im not even a fascist desu im like pretty left i just larp as a nazi because im aryan.
> MtTs stupid enough to be right wing deserve their fate
Sounds like the tolerant liberal left at work again i see. If you dont believe what we beleive 100% of the time you deserve to be raped ;)
>>8304262
*creates, supports and enables a system of oppression*
*gets oppressed*
s-so much for the tolerant left uguuu uwu
please stop responding to bait
>>8304264
>*creates, supports and enables a system of oppression*
When did i do this?
>tfw not playing with boobies rn
>>8304272
by existing as the male that you are, honey ;D
What are the odds Chelsea Manning will start posting here?
>>8304274
play with your own
>>8304274
That's gay
>>8304274
>tfw no elanna to play with your boobs and then cuddle up to you and say "no homo tho"
>>8304274
You could play with mine
>>8304185
No like I mean I would utterly destroy you like I'm doing to my girl rn
Like her little bootyhole hurts from fucking so much
She's missing appointments and like stuff cuz of this new word she made up lololol
"Dick"stracted
Like we fuck all day and night it's horrible.
The only reason we don't fuck even "more" is cuz my Cock hurts and so does her little hole
>>8304283
That's so boringgggg
>>8304287
agpawesome
>>8304284
ur gay
>>8304289
that's gay
>>8304288
that's gay
>>8304291
that's gay
stop being so gay
>>8304287
IM RUBBIN BUT THEY'RE NOT GROWIN
>>8304296
You're projecting
please inform me of the practices that are not gay so i can do them over and over again
>>8304296
>that's gay
Exceptionally.
>stop being so gay
Never!
beanboy is so dumb lmfao
he's not even a bitter shitposter like drake is
he just comes here week after week, acts like an autistic chaser, gets shit on by everybody, but keeps wearing the 'friendly neighborhood chaserman' mask
>>8304287
Not suffering from period cramps is male privilege. Check yourself before you oppress anymore.
>>8304307
but im a boy
>>8304310
that hurts my hand tho wtf
>>8304308
>Not saying "Check yourself before you oppress yourself"
Lost opportunity.
>>8304309
if you are a boy then why are you taking hrt and have your long hair in layers?
>>8304317
im a pretty boy :)
>>8304300
How about you project your hand onto my boobs
>>8304310
Oh then nothing is gay
lani's boobz r smelli haha
>>8304320
if you are a pretty boy then why do you want a boyfriend huh?
are you some kind of gay pretty boy?
dont you want to be a straight pretty girl instead?
>>8304327
don't be mean okay
>>8304325
no NO!
can i be a pretty girl anon
just like as a joke tho
>>8304332
dude you're an autistic chaser who brags about the women he's fucked 24/7
>>8304321
>>8304274
Your true colours have been shown: you're a sexual predator and I am scared to be around you.
>>8304327
It's your cis-passing tits and voice.
It's oppressing all the transgirls who don't pass.
>>8304327
I only think about cuddling and kissing them and occasionally think it might be cool like if it was the right girl or whatever to maybe like do lewd things to each other just to like try it out I'm not some kind of homosexual I just think it might be cool to like experiment
>>8304308
>tfw you get abdominal cramps every month anyways
>>8304335
yeah but you gotta kiss boys
>>8304343
what if i dont
>>8304338
You're safe, apparently I'm a turbo powered dyke
What's this mean
>>8304345
if you kiss girls instead then you will be very very gay
*blocks your path*
>>8304348
It means you're a fascist.
your ear is just like your asshole: if you force stuff inside of it to clean it out, you can push to hard and puncture your soft tissue rending you deaf or anally punctured
>>8304348
it means you're unironically a nazi
>>8304349
how gay exactly
Are traps who pass as female but aren't trans/on HRT a meme?
im going to europe in 5 days!
>>8304362
so so gay that people will be all like
>wow that girl is really gay she not only looks like Ellen Page but she is gay like her too!
>>8304375
get your brows done
sending lewd pictures to a boy is weird and scary
Would you give everything you have to pass %100?
You appear in some city with only a shirt and pants, you don't own anything else, none of your relatives or friends will know you anymore, and from then on you pass %100 with your body and voice (but you still keep your benis.)
>>8304375
RIP :(
>>8304385
oh yeah
>>8304384
>Sending lewds to a boy
What are you, some kind of degenerate heterosexual?
>>8304389
>Being bi curious doesn't make me gay
Yes it does and its ok to be gay!
>>8304392
y-yes, sorry.
>>8304384
>Not sending them to a girl
>>8304371
If they do exist then the older they get the more masculine they'll get, until they either lose the ability to pass as female or break down and start hrt.
>>8304400
I'm a girl, I can't do that.
>>8304400
>not sending them to a non-binary person
>>8304404
>tfw pizza for dinner
also I need to come out to the rest of my family at some point tbdesu
>>8304405
>not sending your energy from your genderless aura to another person's genderless aura
>>8304405
>not sending them to a goil
>>8304405
>not sending them to Jormy
>>8304406
I like boys though they make me feel like a girl
>>8304396
>what will my mom say
"Emily what have you done to your brows?! you look pretty!"
>>8304404
See >>8304397
>>8304394
I am dubious
Is it less gay if they're a girl with a donger?
>>8304396
Ur gay
>>8304412
That's kinda agp senpai
>>8304412
me too boy are sexy :3
its me
hailey
the alphagay
bask in it
>>8304400
Send pics
>>8304418
>Is it less gay if they're a girl with a donger?
Its as gay as you want it to be. Though if you still had balls and you touched them to hers it would be gay for sure!
>>8304418
We're girls with dicks, or girls who used to have dicks, I think it's completely safe to say that we entirely TRANScend traditional notions of sexuality
>>8304415
i wish my mom would say this ;-;
>>8304407
>wanting to come out
>>8304411
>>8304426
balls touching is pretty much as gay as things get
>>8304435
Thats why i made sure my gf and i did it so we were 100% certified gay4life
>>8304179
>youse not really trans if you didn't go fulltime within a few months of hormones
Is this really what /mtfg/ thinks?
>>8304430
it's preemptive so I can avoid things that will eventually happen such as
>"son why are these women's clothes in the laundry that are definitely not your sister's or your mother's"
>"son what's with the piercing"
>"son why is your hair styled and cut like that"
and so on and so forth
>>8304429
hugg
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989090
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989090
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989090
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989090
Hello my name is Svetlana Boobovich. I am from small city in the center of Russia.
I am 18 years old.I am very friendly and meme person.
I saw your structure and have decided to do record in you as I search for the friend on the Internet!
I want to have many fun memes amd s4s stickies and it true.My dream is search for the man which will watch anime with me and love me for the meme demon i am.
I like to get acquainted with unknown people. I am a energetic girl with sense of humor, who is looking for her soulmate...
Sometimes I go to the 4chan with my friends. I like to spend my free time playing final fantasy and watching YouTube music with anime thumbnail.
There are a real beautiful places near my town! Al my life I like internet.
When I was young I was engaged in neoseeker and now I am engaged in 4chan.
Al my friend say that i cherful and sociable.
I hope soon to see good friend.
I put photo is me
>>8304224
you have a nice voice sheen
https://www.amazon.ca/Dickgirl-Girlfriend-Futanari-Discipline-Erotica-ebook/dp/B00P54K2JA/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1495076056&sr=8-3&keywords=desk+transgender
How did I even get to this part of amazon
>>8304447
My parents were ok about me coming out but it just made me feel super shitty
>>8304451
It knows what you like.
Must be your search history
>>8304451
Lani what have you DONE
>>8304451
Because you are GAY and want to be with another trans girl?
>>8304451
>on sale for actual money
I think that's the most surprising part.
I bought these pizza flavored snyders and they taste disgusting what do
>>8304460
throw them at a bird and see if it'll eat them
>>8304451
why doesn't Amazon ever show me stuff like that? All it shows me is erotica for straight women and coding books
>>8304457
I WAS LOOKING FOR ONE OF THOSE LITTLE DINKY FLAGS THAT GOES ON YOUR DESK
REEEEE
>>8304451
What the fug
>>8304464
i'm not sure i want to torment a poor birdie with these
>>8304466
>i wasnt looking for dickgirl futanari erotica i just happened to come across it
>its not like i ever think about those things baka
>>8304451
the internet was a mistake
why are /pol/trans always so autistic omg
>tfw hate being a man
>tfw too scared to be a woman
The only way out is death.
>>8304444
That probably feels really good :(
>>8304451
>>8304454
>Must be your search history
this, lol
im terrified and can't stop crying
>>8304478
You know you're argueing with me in that thread and im purposely saying things to trigger you right?
>>8304454
Fuck you amazon doesn't know me
>>8304465
You need to be more adventurous>>8304475
;~;
>>8304487
i knew it was you from the first post
>i was just pretending to be retarded
sorry, but you've already demonstrated here that you seriously hold those views
you can't pretend you don't once it becomes inconvenient
>>8304492
>Kiss and a White Lily
Good series, you should read it.
>>8304494
If it will help you feel less dysphoric and depressed you are welcome to keep taking it out on me senpai. If it wont then maybe you should just chill out
>>8304248
where are you?
I would love this, I don't have any irl trann friends
>>8304492
buy ocean waves
>>8304485
Is that from your bf? :/
hugg
I hope he's okay
>>8304497
the issue is that you're autistic, okay?
>>8304504
yeah idk what to do he didn't want to talk on the phone
>>8304505
Projecting it onto me isnt going to help you
>>8304506
Do you know where is he? contact his family immediately.
>>8304504
Lol Korra drove her bf to suicide with her constant demands for sex even though he's depressed.
>>8304510
Really really really really not cool Shakira. Delete this
https://www.strawpoll.me/12989159
https://www.strawpoll.me/12989159
https://www.strawpoll.me/12989159
>>8304510
that's a nice gif I really like that
>>8304510
fuck off
>>8304514
>delete the truth
Okay Stalin.
>>8304492
>You need to be more adventurous
I'm the most adventurous person here, I buy all my yuri irl
>>8304485
tell him he can be a girl too
>>8304520
Im not going to be your friend anymore if you bully a person whos bf might be committing suicide right now. Thats really low
>>8304515
Elanna is pathetic for a variety of reasons but Faye is at another level. Elanna farms (You)s from people 10 years younger and Faye does the same from people 20 years younger
>>8304510
can't you just die of a coke overdose already and have one less nignog in London
>>8304523
You could a) prove what I say was wrong or b) shout me down just because you're friends with Korra.
>>8304520
Wow, Stalin didn't delete the truth, he deleted counter-revolutionaries who distracted from progress towards full communism!
>>8304523
>cis "no blockers until 17" tits
>trying to take the moral high ground
>>8304527
If you had a bf who was about to commit suicide and korra said it was your fault i would say the exact same thing to her. You have no idea whats going on his head and their sexual issues are probably on the bottom of his list for being so depressed.
>>8304530
>no blockers until 17" tits
Im freinds with atleast 3 girls who started blockers at 15 tho.
>>8304533
so lucky..
>>8304532
idk men often have an idea what other men are thinking
>>8304525
at least faye has money while elanna works at a grocery store like a literal idiot
why is this thread so fucking terrible
half of you are deplorable human beings who don't deserve life
>>8304533
being friends with them doesn't changed the fact that you think people should wait until they finish growing into a man before they can transition
>>8304522
it's literally got nothing to do with him wanting to be a girl this he is a tranny meme needs to stop it was never funny
>>8304539
Saying that makes you as bad as them, good job!
>>8304532
usually shakira is right about these things
aaaaaa i don't wanna be a tranny i just wanna be a girl
>>8304537
They act exactly the same, both lewdpost for attention but the point is Elanna is (((((only))))) 10 years older while Faye is 20 years older than the average baby trans here. Faye did nothing for the money but watch her father die.
>>8304540
>he fact that you think people should wait until they finish growing into a man before they can transition
Nope i talked to each one of them extensively to guage how severe their dysphoria was and each and every single case seemed extremely valid so i have no problem with them being on hormones at that age.
>>8304541
Im really sorry korra i wish i was there to give you a big hug, im sure hes going to be fine and just being a little emo right now. Talk to everyone he knows and see if they have seen him
>>8304526
>>8304518
>>8304519
> being this butthurt
>>8304547
pat once
>>8304550
LMAO you literally told cindy she shouldn't be on hormones because she's too young
I told you Korra
His fate has been sealed
>>8304510
>>8304560
>literally told cindy she shouldn't be on hormones because she's too young
Pls show me where i said that. Also being on blockers and full hormones are 2 different things you know
>have to work until 2:30AM
fuck tomorrow
>>8304567
find it yourself.
she said she was 15 or however old and on hormones and you said you disagree with that but can't force her to stop
Everything comes to an end
I see that "anon" that groped me and raped a few trips is here again memein
Oh boi
>>8304572
>have to work
Luck to have a job ;-;
>>8304573
>find it yourself.
No because i never said it. You are making the claim if you arent able to prove it then you admit you are just making it up.
> said you disagree with that but can't force her to stop
Yeah i disagree with being on full hormones before 16 but shes almost 16 anyways and its her life so who cares? Idk why you get so bootybothered over my onions
Am I too edgy for /mtfg/?
>>8304580
>i never said it
wow you're a fucking liar
>>8304583
Too autistic desu
>>8304572
you're a stripper?
>>8304578
Don't feel lucky. All I do is be anxious for 6 hours a day, walk home for an hour, then sleep until my next shift.
And I'm still broke.
How do you hold your cigarette/spliff/joint?
Keep destroying yourselves girls
It only moves the pieces of this game quicker
>>8304588
>ywn send jormy a "please be patient I have autism" hat
>>8304592
none of those because it's WRONG!
>>8304589
I work at McDonald's
>>8304593
*tips trilby*
how do I escape this place
it can't be healthy to be here for the 2 years I've been here as often as I go here every day
>>8304595
is not
>>8304601
is so
>>8304515
I voted for elanna btw
>>8304596
you should work at Sam's Club
>>8304599
I predicted the death of Korra's bf.
The next person has already been marked
>>8304600
Just Walk Away From The Screen
>>8304600
find better places to post
>>8304604
That would be cute. I don't want to work here long, just until I have enough money to escape this town. And this country.
>>8304610
yuh huh
>>8304600
that's a good one
what did i miss
>>8304600
just go away and do something else instead every time you want to come here. there isn't much less productive than being here. I only come back now when I see a trip in my dreams.
>>8304596
do you at least get free food? like are you allowed to help yourself to whatever?
>>8304590
I mean I've been begging for a job or an internship for like 2 months. I've interviewed over 20 times for literally every field.
I applied for a simple job, basic easy key holder at my local bevmo. Took one week to get a call from HR , second week I interviewed with the store manager, he was so impressed by a talk I gave him about how gen could incorporate basic analytics tools at the cashier level to improve productivity that a week later I got a call from corporate HR, that's today, they set up an HR interview for next week, which would be followed up by an in person interview a week later and then after that probably a week for a Director interview
Now imagine I've done this multiple times and get my hopes up for weeks and weeks and sit there anxiously and then get turned down ;-;
>>8304615
You're a doo-doo head!
>>8304621
Free drinks from the soda fountain. The food is half off but it's McDonald's and I'm trying to lose weight.
I get to have a cup of water if I'm thirsty, basically.
it is really hard to stay strong and not totally break down on days like today. i hate this
I'm a bad person and also really bad at being a girl. I just want to stop existing or something
>>8304609
Thank youu it's great when people vote for u
>>8304631
wtf so you dont even get free lunch or dinner? that seems cruel
>>8304623
>Now imagine I've done this multiple times and get my hopes up for weeks and weeks and sit there anxiously and then get turned down ;-;
yeah its called being unemployed
unlike most people however you can afford to live comfortably without a job
>>8304636
I will always vote for you bb
>>8304623
That was me before but without impressing anyone. Work is work I guess but McDonald's is hardly a big win.
You'll find a job eventually. Life is just shitty and hard.
>>8304603
I voted for you too.
At first I thought "oh someone I work with has similar interests" but you have SHIT taste in vidya and anime. I'd leave here in disgust but if I stay I can bully you
>>8304632
it's okay to cry when things are beyond your control, relationships especially
>>8304632
maybe you shouldn't have killed your boyfriend.
>>8304636
you're annoying af
>>8304637
>tfw there were always chicken nuggets, fries and croissant donuts tossed in cinnamon sugar left over every night when closing at epcot
>tfw the managers always came in and filled their trays then told us to dump the rest
>>8304637
It would be nice, but we just get drinks. Coffee and tea aren't free though.
>>8304631
I had a mighty anus burger the other day and it was kind of not terrible. I'm assuming it was the sauce drowning out the cardboard flavored "beef" though >.>
If there was an /mtfg/ election for mayor of /mtfg/ who would win?
>>8304594
Just send me a MAGA hat, basically the same thing
>>8304644
im okay with crying i do that all the time i just trying to hold myself together mentally so that i dont slip into depression but it's hard to keep my feelings just neutral rn
>>8304649
The food is fine, it's just that like the Angus Burger is over 700 calories.
I don't want to eat shit like that while trying to lose weight. I just get salads and skip the dressing.
>>8304651
nim but she wouldnt run
>tfw shes been afk for a while and you dont know if shes ok or not
>>8304651
Elanna looks like a stereotypical homely middle aged British woman so I vote for her!
>>8304651
>mayor
we'd have a queen
>>8304643
Are you sure it's not cuz ur not repressing?
I was willing to give you the benefit of a doubt the first few times but now it's starting to feel like a bit of a stretch
>>8304646
Thank you I try
>>8304647
>throwing out nuggs
thats cruel and unusual
I am pretty sure Australian McDonalds let their employees have one meal a shift.
KFC here lets their employees take home leftovers.
>>8304651
Tanya by rite of being the cutest
>tfw one of my dreams is to be mayor of a city but I'll probably never accomplish it
how to get rid of stretch marks, pls send help
>>8304651
I nominate Elanna for Queen.
>>8304485
what's going on? :c
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989284
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989284
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989284
http://www.strawpoll.me/12989284
important
>>8304669
fraxel laser is supposed to help, getting it this summer
>>8304669
https://www.walmart.ca/en/ip/bio-oil-skincare-specialist/6000187769587
And lots of moisturizer, I had them on my tits after they grew so fast.
>>8304667
theres always videogames
>>8304605
It's me
>>8304662
>Are you sure it's not cuz ur not repressing?
But I'm not. I'm here to shitpost and be disgusted by your awful pizza
>>8304679
I can't wrap my head around you, faye.
like...are you detransitioning
or is it all a meme?
>>8304680
Who knows, maybe spaghetti on pizza actually tastes ok?
>>8304636
https://www.strawpoll.me/12989297
https://www.strawpoll.me/12989297
https://www.strawpoll.me/12989297
Don't forget to vote for Elanna
>>8304679
Y do you do this to yourself?
>>8304678
i've never actually played animal crossing before
I guess I should give it a try
>>8304682
Hes a straight male who transitioned in order to better chase young (especially if they are underage) trans girls.
gn just gonna cry myself to sleep and hope for the best ty for all the kind words they mean a lot
>>8304680
have you ever wanted to be a girl at any point in your life?
>>8304662
you don't even have to try, you can just be yourself
you do realize i only made this fucking poll so that i had an excuse to do it, right
>>8304680
thats what they all say..
>>8304685
Why am i not on the options? wtf
>>8304690
Kill yourself.
>>8304685
Mmm you know how I like it rough
Hit me harder daddy
>>8304682
pretty sure not even Faye knows at this point
being mayor would be too much responsibility
*curls up into fetal position and begins rocking back and forth*
>>8304695
I was always a boy though
how do u feel agen
>>8304700
I told you she wouldnt run
>>8304685
im only 4 years younger though
>>8304700
What happened in your life that made you this way
>>8304698
Faye prob made that poll.
Edie told me she would always talk so much shit on you..JS.
i hate everyone and i hate myself even more
>>8304705
overburdened family life
>>8304705
i was dropped on my head as a baby
>>8304640
Right, I'm lucky I could imagine it would be insane if you weren't going to eat and had no car
>>8304642
McDonald's by me pays 16 an hr, I'd consider that okay, and having work experience pays off. Like I can't get a job at starbucks, they basically said I'm over qualified for the easy stuff and under qualified for the store manager stuff
>>8304710
is that why you think you are a boy?
>>8304651
I won president last year
>>8304710
i fell off a bed and hit my head on a night stand when i was a baby
>>8304682
I tell everyone I'm a boy and once every two weeks the army gives me my estrogen ration in the butt
>>8304680
Be warned, this place is addictive, first you come for the memes and pizza, then you stay because it's comfy then before you know it you're buying a 6 months supply of aldactone
>>8304706
Faye just mad because she can't stick her shrimp dick in this.
I wouldn't be surprised if she did talk shit tho
>>8304692
*b urself
: )
>>8304716
>tell everyone I'm a boy
why
I bet you would give a therapist an ulcer
sorry for this episode of me being a neurotic cunt
i am really fucking tired of dealing with fucking everything
can I hold a public office in /mtfg/ville
>>8304719
My last therapist dropped me a week ago because I told her she suffers from rich privilege
please pay attention to me
>>8304727
same
>>8304727
Saved this pic just for you
>>8304722
I deputize you official /Mtfg/ cock inspector
>>8304720
You've "dated" like 5 people in the past month and have "landed" like 5 different fancy shmancy jobs
At least Kayla's tall tales are entertaining
>>8304732
Faye just cant accept that she blew her once in a lifetime chance relationship with a cis girl so now shes trying to overcompensate in every way imaginable.
i'm still 50/50 on quitting my antidepressants
i'm tired of seeing this autistic fucking psych and taking these pills that barely help and are probably straining my liver or something
all i fucking need is adhd meds so i can at least fucking get my shit together and start writing but i fucked that up because i didn't mention i was self employed
is there even any fucking point in seeing a psych?????? these antidepressants can go fuck themselves if that's all i'm getting
i need to fix me being a NEUROTIC FUCKING CUNT AND FIX MY CONCENTRATION ISSUES I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF I'M A LITTLE BIT SAD NOW AND THEN
>>8304733
nonny, i...
>>8304732
I've dated the same two people, and had a date with a third
And I'm sorry you misread, I'm sure I nailed this third or fourth interview as me having a job, like who the fuck interviews you four times and says no thanks
Is it rude for an egg (less than a month on estrogen) to initiate conversation with random strangers in the therapists office waiting room?
really wanted to say hello to two cute ladies last week - but felt it was out of place.
>>8304734
>she
>literally identified himself as a straight male
>she
>>8304740
I'm legally female why do you always attack me like I kicked over your cheerios
Posts like this are why I filter you.
>>8304701
a young sheen's new beginning
>>8304743
yeah i just had a lil bump that went away
>>8304736
>yeah im nuts :(
naw, at least you were born with a vagina
>my dad picked up my carrier and i fell out and hit my head on the tile
transwomen make terrible fathers
>>8304743
i wanna be really nice :/
>>8304738
>like who the fuck interviews you four times and says no thanks
Lots of places? Have you never had a non-military job before?
>tfw you show your manshoulders to /pol/ so they will bully you
>>8304747
ye having a vaggo is p nice ngl
but my dad isn't a tranny reee end this meme
>>8304742
You piss in everyones chips all the time
>>8304750
maddie no
jörmy once told me she killed a guy back in '89
>>8304754
too late
>>>/pol/125974472
>>8304757
jörmy once told me the world is gonna roll me
I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb
In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
whats this new meme about nim having a vagina
>>8304745
w-would it be mean to say I hope not? >>
I'm hoping to make a lot of progress this year.
So I'm about to go to a strip club with an ex-girlfriend, and her mom gave her money for strippers and booze, wtf.
>>8304750
>tfw you mention your measurements on /mtfg/ and get told to kill yourself
bad feel
>>8304758
>tfw can't straighten my hair
it looks so nice ahhhhh
just dont go on pol okay
>>8304763
i was born with one and one to spare
and it can be all yours /mtfg/ if you respond to this posts with digits!!!
Hostname: utraffic.engine.adglare.net
IP Addresses: 209.58.130.228
209.58.130.224
209.58.133.147
Hostname: xhr.ekansovi.com
IP Addresses: 104.18.54.30
104.18.55.30
Hostnames: a.d.mojigaga.com
a.ekansovi.com
IP Addresses: 159.203.95.123
45.55.46.16
google windows hosts file. block the shit above using your hosts file. I'm too lazy to explain that step, it's a bitch if the file is locked by windows. /4chin ads are kill/
<3 ya cistits
what's the standard turn around for prior authorization w/ estrogens? got the RX Monday. pharmacy still says waiting on PA. someones got me in chastity 0_O
"I don't look like a girl"
What a baka desu
>>8304769
Thats not straightend at all though thats just blowdryed. the first one in the grey shirt is straightened
>>8304770
sound advice desu
>>8304770
Where am I supposed to find a boyfriend?
>>8304776
i wish i could straighten mine, it's so frizzy and gross
>>8304773
><3 ya cistits
wat also whats all that you posted
>>8304779
get your hair and eyebrows done in Europe!
>>8304778
grocery store working cash
>>8304739
>their twitter
>"some weirdo in the waiting room is creeping me out.. send help.."
tfw you always feared being a neurotic asshole like you dad but you turned into him anyway
>>8304785
Jokes on you, I don't work cashier.
>>8304788
your dad was a tranny too?
>>8304784
it'll be too obvious what i am :(
>mfw all these femboys say they have large shoulders
>>8304785
Only old dudes hit on me
>>8304791
a cute boy?
>>8304783
lol. yeah my fault I'm Attention Deficit as fuq.
those are the servers serving up those targeted ads
>>8304795
no im a goil :(
>>8304773
Turnaround time for prior authorizations is usually quoted as 72 hours but it really depends on your doctor's office and insurance.
Do you have a diagnosis as being transgendered under your file?
Are you getting patches or injections?
Who do you use? Aetna, BCBS, UHC, etc..
>>8304799
Well il save that just in case. I thought for a second you were posting my ip adress and i was being doxxed again. then i realized i dont have more than 1
>>8304803
then whats the issue??
>>8304793
Old men keep staring at my bum
>>8304807
cuz i don't want my mom to know im a goil :(
>>8304790
no he was a neurotic asshole unable to associate with people
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT
Please come back Edie && Ash!
i think i need to go back on antidepressants. my endo gave me advice he said when youre trying to go off of something don't try to force yourself like you just need to wait a bit more and it will be okay if its not okay just go back on and you can try to come off again later if you still want to.
>>8304760
<3 two lovers separated by their autism. what a great story.
i like dis but i wish it wasnt so lewd
http://a.co/7iCZXKw
>>8304808
This is why i dont wear tight fitting yoga pants in high river anymore. Unless i need a job
>>8304811
work on yourself
>>8304815
harlot
>>8304812
They're both full-time passers with busy lives desu, good luck on that senpai.
>>8304798
Photography is all about angles
>>8304815
I've just been wearing jeans >.>
>>8304817
i can't i'm fucking autistic
i wanted adhd meds so i could at least work on my writing but idk if i'm going to be able to get them from this psych
i kind of want to just stop antideps so i don't have to talk to him ever again
>>8304793
daddys money <3333333
>amazon recommendations are all women's clothing
h-haha
I hope nobody ever goes to amazon on my laptop
>>8304819
Then why does Nim get to talk to them still?
wonder what discord looks like
=D
is discordapp.com the 'discord' ? i thought it was .gg
>>8304828
Because Nim isn't shady.
>>8304793
Old dudes give less of a shit than their younger counterparts, and thus are more flirty or liberal with compliments. I know a lot of chill old dude customers
>>8304831
Grace likes her old customers.
>>8304827
mine are all board games and books
>>8304841
because you are
>>8304841
I wonder if Pinterest still thinks I'm a republican
>>8304836
Daddy knows best.
oow oo my bones
>>8304845
wtf
my PCP noticed a huge difference in me today ^_^ just three weeks spiro. kinda nice to have a doctor remember me and notice i'm happy
>>8304806
i've been doxed in online vidya games sharing analytics with facebook.
i'm not like that. i wont even post my own pix online )=
also unrelated, whoever invented the 4chan archive backup needs to /kys/
>>8304848
*rattles ur bones*
>>8304848
dude go fuck dogsl mao
>>8304848
What happened to your bones? :(
>>8304842
>>8304845
Grace no.
>>8304854
you're a young nerdy girl what part of it don't you understand
>>8304853
i drank this bone hurting juice oow oh god why did i do that
>>8304858
Jk, momma does.
>>8304860
>>8304858
this suite is fun https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LOFhsksAYw
>>8304845
>>8304858
Kek
>>8304854
Neeeeerd!
>>8304862
Good girl. <3
>>8304863
you're mid 20s and yes you are a girl im not going to argue with you about this anymore
>>8304863
20's is young this isn't an anime where you have to be a loli
>>8304864
Yeah, she's mine desu.
>>8304872
I was blushing at pic
>>8304852
please dont reply to beep you are a predator and a pervert
>>8304872
No mine.
gay
>>8304876
>>8304876
Kate is not a slut! >:c
>>8304883
>>8304884
I called dibs tho!
>>8304875
trip on, beep
someone msg me plz i'm trying to learn discord. kay-kay#2722
>>8304888
Possession's 9/10 of the law~.
>>8304848
>>8304853
i'm sad no one else got this
>>8304894
>>8304895
drinking testosterone/seamen?
>>8304894
I am the law.
I belong to zna and love her very much despite my slutty tendencies
>>8304895
i got it i just didn't know what to reply so i didnt say anything
who is the neat one?
>>8304903
Are you going to lesbian marry her one day?
>>8304910
no that's gay
>>8304909
>predator
didn't you literally fuck dogs lmao
>>8304911
do i need to post it
>>8304900
testosterone is like pizza face juice judging by like the 13 mid-puberty ftms at my college
>>8304898
You're calling the cops on her? Good!
>>8304901
I'll fight the law and win.
>>8304903
I love my Gracie. <3
>>8304910
Ye.
>>8304911
Its ok to be gay though.
>>8304914
you need to delete it
>>8304913
you wish
>>8304919
>>8304916
Are you both going to wear dresses or is one going to wear a tux.
>>8304923
Oh hey I made that.
>>8304920
well as long as you're sure
don't reply to my posts btw
>>8304903
>>8304916
Fine I'm taking my Natalie and leaving! I mean cuddling. Her.
A lot.
>>8304927
i know thank you for your service
>>8304928
how retarded of you
>>8304927
you need to delete it
>>8304932
no seriously, don't
you're autistic and i'd rather you not speak to me
>>8304934
im going to keep posting it desu
>>8304933
You should both wear dresses. You dont need to wear an extravagant one but i think you would look super cute in a nice dress getting married to her.
>>8304425
Already did desu
When did 4chan go from trolls trolling trolls to autists autisming autists?
>>8304923
Where's the text to speech vocaroo reading this post
It gave me a giggle
>>8304937
i said no tho
>>8304936
you replied to me first you fucking retard
>>8304933
if you're the rly gay one you can wear a tux if you want but you're a girl so live a little with a dress
>>8304211
this. I finally decided not to join. Is not being able to hold a job a problem for you, and other people here? I am dysphoric, and i have a hard time holding a job. i am going back to work at my old employer, because they will pay for transition.
>>8304942
Send more pics
>>8304943
About 4 years ago
I like cuddling my new stuffie
>>8304248
I need a momiji outfit. and also a flan, and every other touhou. :P also i need a junko enoshima outfit. i wanna have twintails.
>>8304947
if you don't like me talking to you stop fucking replying you shitwit
jesus christ
can you go back to not posting
>>8304951
Amazing
*cums on beeps feet*
>>8304262
I am in the Purple. But i always am Libertarian. I am for liberty above all.
>>8304951
Beautiful
>>8304957
nicole made it
im angry
>>8304958
anon that's disgusting.
i wouldn't give her the privilege
>>8304963
and gay
Oh
I guess she's really trans huh
>>8304963
Don't be angery
Be happi
It's super weird to talk about this as a straight male to a straight female
>>8304963
>>8304930
>>8304963
>>8304969
I'm glad shes free. She deserves it.
>>8304967
don't forget ugly
>>8304969
when is she gonna become a trip?
i guess i'm gonna quit my antideps tomorrow
i'm pretty sure they make me more irritable anyway
>>8304979
hopefully never. she deserves better than this place
>>8304978
wtf :(
>>8304978
hello i would like you to delete this post please
>>8304983
realistically tho she has been kind of ostracized from society
even more so then most trannys already
I wouldn't be shocked if she stumbled here
should I eat pizza? I think I'm hungry but I'm not quite sure
vodka makes my tummy hurt but i dont feel anymore good unless im at least a bit drunk
tfw fake tranny gf came up and mom helps calling her a he
>>8304963
About what?
>>8304988
Yep!
>>8304989
Same
What kind of converse should I get
I'll prolly go by whatever store is selling them tomorrow
Do they go fine with jeans and a t-shirt? That's all I usually wear
>>8304978
No bully
>>8304990
:(
>>8304988
eat pizza!
>>8304987
Someone would say something about it and all of the sudden we would be swarmed with normies
>>8304988
the answer is always yes
>Chelsea Manning posts here
>news outlets find out
>they do a news report on it and post pics of various trips during the report
>>8305004
>Faye gets arrested
>>8304994
maybe black or grey if you want to be andro
i like these but idk if most stores would have this colour
I bet Chelsea Manning is going to end up being so pretty
>>8305004
why would the news care that someone goes on 4chan
>>8305001
you better!
>>8305004
Good thing only a few people have seen my hideous, disfigured visage
i've kinda calmed down
sorry for losing my shit
i feel like the more I tell my gf about myself the more uncomfortable she becomes
>>8305011
she'll probably be able to afford ffs
Mom keeps trying to get me to settle with these local cosmetic surgeons >…< trying to explain they don't do trans people a lot and I don't want my face to get all messed up :/ gonna do a consult with speigel soon I think.
what's ironic is the whole overdose thing that led to me getting kicked out was a result of me wanting to get on meds
but fuck it i'm not going to wait in the waiting room for a fucking hour for 7 minutes with a useless fuck just so that i can get meds which barely even help me
the last new thing i was prescribed gave me a fever and abdominal pain
fuck that shit
cypro is the only thing that should be hitting my liver
>>8305018
did she think you were a guy
>>8305021
that seems silly of her. its major surgery you should be trying to get the best results you can
>voice lessons
>singing lessons
>gym for butte, glute and posture
>calligraphy lessons
lots of things to work on when i get back from my trip!
>>8305021
stef's video you shared makes speigel look pretty good
>>8305012
Because we're an easy hit piece. 2 birds 1 stone. "degenerate traitor tranny out of jail posting on child's cartoon board" (pictures: blurred out deviant sex stuff). It was these images investigators found when we went online. "These transsexuals squat here, creating their threads everyday, even if we remove the rule violating posts." a 4chan janitor said under condition of anonymity. "we didn't build this place just for transexual to ruin it."
In fact, it was this users post that lead to the discovery of a child pedo ring, and even allegations of MURDER.
(screen captured Shakira raging at /pol/, pineapple girl shit posting qt nazi).
"they share drug advice, some of it not even approved by the FDA"
(screen captured: CFH and sarahchan swapping notes)
"Children use this site. It's supposed to be work friendly."
Im too stonned but you get the picture Lel.
is anyone else creeped out by that ayy lmao transgirl on youtube
>>8305031
link
>>8305031
SHE'S
A
CUTE
ALIEN
>>8305026
I came out to her as trans actually, she says she felt like I lied to her. "That's something you tell people"
>>8305030
what would they say about me D:
>>8305028
why not get your hair and eyebrows done during your trip?
>>8305030
The media can hardly even contemplate what 4chan is so I wouldnt worry too much.
>>8305010
Black or grey just feels depressing even though it's andro
I kind of want to go for a blue idk
The one in your pic is qt but that might scream "closeted tranny" since I'm not out yet
>>8305041
because if your son left on a trip to europe then came back with styled eyebrows and a female hairstyle wouldn't you be suspicious
>>8305013
I'm eating it now ^^
>>8305042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=128IR21ZQa0
All Americans have to provide two (2) reasons why they're still awake, AND say whether they prefer pizza or sushi.
If they cannot do this, they have to turn off their computers and go to bed.
>>8305045
no?
if she says anything just say "its a joke brah"
>>8305049
>All Americans have to provide two (2) reasons why they're still awake
I'm talking my girlfriend to sleep.
I'm playing a FireRed nuzlocke run.
>AND say whether they prefer pizza or sushi.
Pizza, every time.
>>8305048
haha what the fuck
>>8305049
I'm up because I'm voicing with my girlfriend about random stuff I wanna ramble about
Thats it
And I like pizza a lot but California rolls are good so this is hard
>>8305045
really suspicious desu, prob lead to a confrontation over it
>>8305040
Breaking News:
We now go live to spookychan on the scene.
That's right Tom. We now have confirmation on what we've all been speculating on. We now have objective proof that snickersdoodle a cute. To confirm, snickerdoodle is a cute. Now the reaction here seems that of elation, Tom - and we're going to bring you live coverage, as well discussion on what this will mean going forward.
>>8305049
its my day off tomorrow and its not even that late. idk cant choose i like both
hello friends
>>8305049
1. talking to a chaser from /pol/
2. insomnia
>>8305055
yeah that's what im worried about
>>8305048
7 different passwords
Most likely password1
Password2
Password3
Password3
Password4
Password5
Password6
Password7
>>8305049
Real dysphoria hours. Pizza I guess. I feel guilty for over fishing of the oceans and weird about probably eating plastic and oil from spills
>>8305062
it'd be a dumb idea to do it senpai
ahhh I was at this lgbti screening of a film and there was this cute butch radical lesb girl and we talked and I got invited to a party this saturday and now I just don't want to go because I'm afraid I look just like a boy pretending to be a girl that likes girls who likes girls and fuck this shit life really.
>>8305066
>>8305045
YUROOP MADE MY SON GAY
>>8305049
1. Slept earlier
2. Night job so I stay up until 6 AM anyway
Sushi is better, not really a dispute. After living in Tokyo and Seoul and getting to eat live, fresh sushi and sashimi, the greasy and salty carbfests that is pizza tastes like hot garbage.
I miss being able to go down to the docks and picking your own tuna or salmon or going out on the boats to catch it live.
Having white tails and eels and other stuff prepared live was great too.
Pizza is pleb tier taste for westerners whose taste buds have been destroyed by high fructose corn syrup and excessive sodium.
>>8305069
yeah you shouldnt do it because its dumb
is this reverse psychology working?
>>8305049
had bad insomnia last night
eating pizza
>>8305067
maybe msg her and try to explain that. that way you can find out if shes not shit she will say its okay and you shouldn't feel uncomfortable or something
We need (I don't have time in the summer and I'll pass soon I wish I had thought of this during my angsty repression months) someone to do a drama wave update here. Put people on blast anonymously but a compilation all at once, not just "no u" type of garbage we usually get from the (((always online gang))).
Also statistically one of us is probably law enforcement, probably in the UK or US.
>>8305049
1) Manning is Free
2) Masturbating all night.
i prefer my femenis to smell like sushi, not pizza.
>>8305056
>the analytics are taking over the news!
wat u stoned on? i had to find new weed strain. my normie two make me sick when i'm on spiro. also w/o meds indica make me awake and sativas make me sleepy. w/ spiro indica make me tired.
anyone on discord? i want to use it more. no idea wat i'm doing.
https://discord.gg/AUqjDMe kay-kay
#2722
blocks yuor path
>>8305074
do you think id look pretty
>>8305073
>guves opinions on pizza
>not ever having eaten a meal in italy
lol, I really like Japanese but, bish please.
>>8305049
I'm watching fighting game stream and talking to a qt girl.
Also pizza.
>>8305082
hi
>>8305083
n-no?
you totally wouldnt look really really pretty if you got your hair and eyebrows done?
>>8305084
>2017
>going to italy
>going to europe
>>8305088
do you think people would look at me
>>8305049
americans like the continent or USAers?
>>8305087
unblocks your path
>>8305080
faye is still military was trying to be a cop or ICE agent
those type of things are always shit because everyone has biases and people they like not matter what shitty stuff is going on. so no no one should do that.
>>8305090
yeah and totally not because you would be looking really pretty
>>8305099
requiescat in pace
>>8305091
im canada person and i responded idk
>>8305104
kek
>>8305082
*edits Wikipedia page to say "a woman in tights" *
>>8305104
that is a cool word
>>8305097
is it bad if id like it if people looked a lil
>>8305089
>2017
>still likes chinese cartoons
>>8305116
I'll just end up laying there and might get sad though :(
>>8305091
Oh you spics acting like you're even nearly as relevant combined as a single country.
>>8305118
go sleep!!
>>8305106
were you fooled into chosing either pizza or sushi?
>>8305116
>Pass - you can stay for the dawn of real Euro hour
Wait why do i pass? im just talking to a chaser from /pol/ who made me say this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXVYeMZQw0
>>8305121
but that makes me a hussie
>>8305122
what the fuck
>>8305127
her trip is literally nazigirl what did you expect?
>>8305123
do I have to?
>>8305082
>A man in tights.
it me
>>8305125
>Wait why do i pass?
You're doing something very important.
I would never tell you to go to bed when you're making friends.
>>8305128
Right?
>>8305128
she usually keeps that shit off here though
>>8305136
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qXVYeMZQw0
>>8305130
yes! right now!
>>8305122
>sass is a spic
Je n'aime pas ce meme :(
>>8305129
>stop being dumb
It's literally impossible for Nim to do that.
I order drugs online tomorrow before my tournament, I had to go to New doctors and discuss ongoing longterm care before starting my new cypro + self inject E+Pg regiment. Surgical options next to be explored.:/ nervous confused.
I'm so fucking sick of the word transgender. I'm not in the LGB community. I'm not into being prideful. I've taken to "gender dysphoric developmental disorder" or a few other made up names that better describe this "gender incongrunece" / developmental disorder" (GIDD) purposefully labeled similar to GID. I don't wanna be a shrink but if I was I'd study our pathologies and similarities and not play it off as LGB or adult-decision memes.
>>8305081
I dipped off Spiro this week actually I'm full guy mode again. It was making me sick. It's like choking on stale, dry air in guy mode lol. The hair is regrouping too and I have a straight up beard in prep for laser. It sucks I waited too long lmfao ajjjj
>>8305095
Learn English faggot.
>>8305142
doiii
>>8305143
as soon as i can i'm just gonna stealth
i hope by the time i pass i'm less batshit crazy
that shit gives me the feels
How do I banish a succubus?
>>8305143
>Learn English faggot.
this is a japanese imageboard, why do we have to learn english
>>8305148
cuckoldry
>>8305148
>Not fucking the succubus multiple times
i was going to post about how besides the first ~week i actually did pretty okay off of hormones but then i remembered all the times i had to go to my room and cry because of dysphoria
seriously my memory is fucking AWFUL
this happened like 1.5 months ago and my memory of it is already hazy
>>8305148
Purge all lewdness from your mind
>>8305151
>Nice.
>tfw senpai notices you
>>8305148
if you're being literal, ask on /x/
if you're being hyperbolic, ask on /wiz/
i have to spank maddie for being bad okay?
>>8305153
Multiple times?
>>8305156
*notices you more*
>>8305159
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05wlIElj4Y1
>>8305148
Ooooouuyaaannmmmm. Ooooouuuuuyyyyyaaannmmmnnnn! Oooouuhhhh GREAT HUMMINGBIRD OCTOPUS DRAGON!!
WE BESEECH THEE, WE BESEECH THEE WITH OUR BLOOOOOD!
x3 and then you slice your hand open and give offering to Ghod. There is a good chance she won't help, but she might tho.... So you could ask.
>>8305075
what kind of pizza? tell us.
>>8305149
So the (((US government))) can spy easier.
>>8305160
Yeah, me
>>8305151
half american half italian born in Guatemala. >:(
>>8305164
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YK30TvMnok
>>8305174
I'll try my best
>>8305129
I'm proud of u
>>8305176
Ah, I knew the half American thing and how it's from your dad's side so no citizenship for you, which I think's outdated and asinine, but I didn't know about the Italian part, neat. So yeah, not a spic but using American as a catchall endonym for the America*s* is a very spic thing to do.
>>8305177
>zeena
Light ree. Anyway, I'm not even a good nazi myself, and only a marginally better /pol/fu.
>>8305185
I do like beans :p
>>8305165
you're not supposed to like it!
>>8305185
>Light ree
Wait omg i thought thats how you pronounce it, im so confused now sorry. Whats the actual pronunciation
>>8305185
>Light ree
wait, does that mean i was right after all and that it is pronounced "zedna"
>>8305196
znuh the warrior princess?
>>8305196
how do i pronounce znah as one syllable :0
>>8305196
i'm going to keep calling you zedna in my head
"znah" sounds dumb
>>8305204
im calling you xena because iv been trying to pronounce snah with a z and i just cant do it. I feel really blonde right now
>>8305196
goals: Become cute goth girl.
>>8305211
http://vocaroo.com/i/s139prEExjAa
decent way to look like anime girl irl.
>>tfw no1 to dress you like this and have mask like this.
>>8305216
that is creepy
>>8305211
Christina is a cute name.
Christina and Grace sound like a cute religious couple who are going two years strong, and feel as if they're ready to start holding hands with each other.
>>8305216
Imagine waking up to that staring directly at your
>>8305223
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PsX8P4HXby
I literally cant make that sound. What kind of linguistic wizard are you :0
i didn't do anything wrong besides being a terrible person
These masks are good for people in boy mode with desire to be animu girl
>>8305232
they're creepy
>>8305216
>put suit on
>it melds to your skin
> the zippers disappear so it can never be removed
>>8305230
il practice for days so you will notice me again one day
what do you girls think should I just kill myself
>>8305226
>I literally cant make that sound.
you just said it in the other voice clip though
it's literally just "has nut", but take out the /ha/ and /t/
>>8305235
>>things that will never happen.
>>Why live
>> I am okay with that.
>>8305238
It's okay, you can just call me Christina~.
>>8305235
as strange as it is... Its slightly arousing. Then again, I am a kinky fucker.
>>8305242
okay christina.
>>8305243
TF sort of turns me on
Idk why, but stuff like this and some of the stuff I'd see over on /d/ just do it for me
Especially ones where they're transformed into like mutant breeding machines
I think I've said too much...
>>8305248
Huh, neat.
>>8305223
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ZO1lVaHFn6
do people like it when girls smell like old hotdogs
>>8305249
i deleted my post because i realized people would know my first and middle name and now they just need my last one T_T
>>8305247
noo Ambiance
you were pure!
now you are tainted!
>>8305247
Its okay. It ain't hurtin noone.
>> I think a lot of transpeople have this.
>>8305248
one step closer..
>>8305256
god dammit
>>8305252
yeah boys love it
it reminds them of baseball
>>8305259
no boys arent supposed to like it
>>8305257
You remembered my name :0
>>8305261
well girls who like other girls dont like weiners
>tfw always feel better at night
hmmm
>>8305253
2/3 pieces of the puzzle unlocked
>>8305262
Mhm.
>>8305263
but i have one of those
>>8305265
Cistits is her last name, its Polish
>>8305257
New thread now
Make it a happy thread plz :]
Gonna be here for a bit this time [:
im gonna break into maddie's house okay?
>>8305254
I've never been pure lmao
I've browsed /d/ since I was 15
Though it was mainly for the traps and forced fem stuff to try and repress at first
>>8305255
I think it was part of my escapism
"Oh no this thing that I had no control over turned me into X"
It's better than having to take difficult steps to be the person that I know I am
>>8305263
some girls have penis just like some boys have vulva
>>8305258
goals:
Looking like this
>>8305271
Is it short for Madeline?
>>8305276
seems realistic
>>8305274
Me too. when i was 12 i started with even more degenerate shit. I started with BDSM, furries, and traps and futa :3. combination of those things at 13
>>8305276
>feet just out of view
Hmph
>>8305264
usually I feel worse
>>8305263
Yes I do, but only Tanyas
>>8305283
>>8305283
>>8305283
>>8305283
New thread.
>>8304693
you should, theyre not good for you