>be mtf >roll out of bed in the morning >dry shampoo,

>>8282668
I really like the surprised faces of people walking intothe guy's room while I'm washing my hands
that moment of hesitation is my favorite

t. not presenting mtf

>>8282723
Had someone give me my first double take the other day in boymode. Literally looks at my direction then looks a way for a second only to spin her head and look at me again followed by an awkward smile. What does this mean?

>>8282723
It's sad they feel that fear at the sight of someone feminine. They are terrified of making the mistake of going into the women's.

If the situation was reversed and a woman thought an early transition ftm was a guy, she wouldn't be hesitant, she'd be outraged.

>>8282845
I get that pretty frequently whenever I go out. it's half satisfying and half not. maybe when I actually get a girl haircut and do my eyebrows + makeup I'll make it out there

>>8282899
yea, double standards and what not.

>>8282668
Hey girl
Nice penis

>>8282668
this reminded me that i need a leather jacket

>drive delivery for Jimmy Johns
>have to tuck in my shirt for work
>this makes my tits more than slightly visible
>teenage boiface
>have to deal with a bunch of creeps and the occasional person who answers the door, sees me, and you can see their expression shift from excitement that they can have food delivered at 3 in the fucking morning to absolute disgust that the person delivering their food is something they'd rather beat up than hand money to
>then there are the people who act too nice and tip excessively or offer me drinks or a hit from their bowl
>just last night someone followed me around for like half an hour
Good thing I carry a knife

>>8282845
I've only had it happen to me twice, one in a drive thru, and they instantly apologized.

1st time ever however was when me and a friend got pulled over by the cops for a busted tailight. He comes up and says "how you ladies doing this evening?" He didn't address the mistake, but I think he was embarrassed.

>>8286361
He was trying to establish dominance.

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>>8284824
>tip excessively
Seriously, what? Why are you complaining about this?

>>8286385
Tipping too much, or "mantipping", is a microaggression.

>when you have to show id and they do a weird double take on you

>>8282668
>have long hair
>be in boymode
>be at restaurant with female friend
>server bringing our food says "you ladies enjoy your meal!"

>>8286698
>tfw literally never get this
should try shaving or something

>>8286706
To be fair, I was turned the other way a little, and it was dimly lit. She only said it the once.

>>8286421
>taking extra money from a man, leaving him with less to financially rape women with
You're like, destroying the patriarchy with its own cash and you complain?
da fuq???

>start new retail job
>don't mention being trans or even lgbt even once except to the manager
>nobody talks about it at all and just treats you like a cis girl
>someone notices your deadname on the schedule
>asks you if you would rather be called deadname
>get upset
>later realize it's because she thought you were ftm because you dress andro

>>8286782
By giving me extra money the men are degrading me into an object whose purpose is to serve them. It's very sexist.

>>8286808
"Oh don't worry about calling me deadname. I should change the paperword back to girlname really but I haven't got around to it. You know I really thought I was ftm, but somehow now I feel I'll be able to manage as a girl!"

>>8286421
What if they tip too much because they or their friends have been in your shoes and want to help you out. It is the reason I always try to tip well if I can.

Not every action is meant to be an attack to your delicate little ego.

>>8287069
you're being fucked with

>16 years old
>Haven't even thought about being mtf yet
>Eating at restaurant with a few girls (field trip, I was the only guy eating at our table)
>Waitress comes up
>'How can I help you ladies tonight?'
>Look at her and start to tell her my drink order
>'Oh, I'm sorry about that, young man'
>I say 'It's alright'
felt nice even if it was just a mistake

>>8282668
>at museum
>walk into mens bathroom
>"excuse me miss you don't belong here"
>drop my voice into its (rather deep)deepist natural sounding voice: "pardon"
>oh god I'm so sorry

>walking into mens bathroom
>feel strong hand on my shoulder
>a big tough scary black dude oh no
>"you almost went in the mens"
>huh
>"you almost went into the mens on accident"
>voice drop again "I beg your pardon"
>"oh shit nigga I'm so sorry"

>going into gas station to pick up snacks
>grab some stuff and go up to the register and ring stuff up
>"alright have a nice night sir"
>drop my voice "actually I- wait what"
>go home and cry

Ah, life as a boymode mtf.

>>8287069
Got it, a man in my shoes can handle himself but as a woman I need his help.

>working full time at my first job
>trying to figure things out as MtF
>friday nights on way home I'd go to 7-11
>stock up on that mountain dew and play vidya with friends online
>as I become a regular customer the clerk begins to notice
>i go in once and he's stocking items
>i say hey whats up
>dont hear anything back
>he's waiting there with his hand out for a high five
>walk all the way across the store and give him the high five
>little did i know i was enabling him
>over time and over many visits this evolves into the 1-arm-shoulder bro-hug thing and onward
>getting a little too friendly
>he hugs me and rubs my back slowly for 3 seconds in the middle of the store

that was 6 months ago and I havent been there since. Now I go to a different 7-11. I almost went in the other day because I was really thirsty but I ran back to my car and went to the other location.

It's cool when people find you attractive but not like this.

>>8287378
>not taking the hint and going into the women's
you guys are dense as fuck

>>8286385
I'm not complaining about people throwing money at me for delivering their food, but there are some people who make a point to let me know that they're tipping extra because of my looks
It's very very uncomfortable and makes me feel unsafe

>>8287875
>knowing you don't pass and going into the women's bathroom

>>8286808
> retail job
like what.....i want one...

>>8287857
i kinda feel sorry for the store manager lol. What if he just thinks your friends anon?

>>8287857
Wow, you could of had a bf

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>>8286421

You sound like a dickhead

>>8286809

>job is litterally food service
You are a dickhead

>>8288870
You're being trolled
Read >>8288418

>>8286421
>mfw i tip 87 cents to the dollar
patriarchied

>>8289314
>giving women free money beyond their salary and the price of what they sell you
>patriarchied
With 'oppression' like this why do women want to be liberated?

>>8289331
I get paid below minimum wage for delivery because people are expected to tip me

>Was invited to friend's wedding.
>Out to everyone, wearing one of GF's old dresses since we can basically share clothes.
>She's a bridesmaid, so I don't get to see or talk to her most've the night.
>Mother and her daughter sit down at my table and we talk for a while.
>Spent most of the night worrying about my makeup, and my breast inserts. Wasn't expecting company.
>They're cheap pads for filling bras, almost fall out a lot of the time.
>They sit down we start talking.
>Start asking questions about if me and GF wants kids
>Start arguing about how we can't because we're too girls
>they think I'm cis, and I don't realize this
>"well I mean, we won't have to worry about that so much"
>They still don't get it.
>"They're both girls, they can both have kids, they both have wombs"
>"well I mean there has to be a penis in there somewhere for either of them to have kids, right?"
>Drop my voice. Deep baritone, resonates across a room like crazy.
>They still don't get it for some ungodly reason.
>Daughter finally catches on after I get a little louder.
>Mother catches on.
>We laugh, have fun rest of night.
Was a good day. :D

>>8289390
AGP as fuck, jeses christ

>>8289512
nice contribution..

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>>8289512
A woman's not allowed to be happy about passing or something? Just telling a story. XD How does that make me AGP?

>>8289512
>>8289546
what does AGP mean?

>>8289569
anal gape pro

>>8289569
American Great President

>>8289569
Argon, Gallium, and Phosphorus

>>8289569
Asthmatic Gorilla Pussy

>>8289569
Relatively new on the board myself so I understand very little of this stuff.
I've come to understand it's "Autogynephilia" or whatever, which is someone who gets off on the idea of being a woman.

>>8286371
Lmao

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this thread hurts

>>8286421
This post makes me believe men can be women

nothing is good

nothing is good

why is nothing good

>>8286421
Go back to tumblr yiu fucking fag

>>8282668
hi miss, will you suck my penis please?