/mtfg/ - "male" to female general

>>8211669
>what makes it nice
STOP ASKING ME TO DESCRIBE THIS
it makes me feel weird ok

First for tfw no bf

>>8210409
You wont get me with your Nazi propaganda.

Ladies thread

>>8211650
I did, no success at all. I wanted to train with Zhe but my paypal is giving problems. I'll post a clyp of my girlvoice maybe later
>>8211605
You've completely lost the plot.

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Tanya thread

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What is your MBTI, /mtfg/?

You, uh, ARE an INTJ, right?

>>8211688
but i like it when people describe it

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who here /sports/

>>8211689
;_;

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>>8211698
Pls don't leave me

>>8211698
intp to infp

>>8211700
no i have to go to bed
I have a lab practical early tomorrow

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>playing support crystal maiden since I am terrible at carrying
>we win
>they tell me im a good girl
>4 commendations

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>>8211695
>"Napome"

>>8211698
Infp or enfp
Idk

>>8211703
hiiiii

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>>8211698
infp
seems like most people here are

>>8211711
:(

>>8211712
Slut.

>>8211698
Enfj literally

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>tfw no gf

>>8211698
>tfw isfp

>>8210409
why are you such a fucking dyke jesus christ

MOM

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>>8211701
SPORTS
>>8211705
We'll both find someone one day ;~;
>>8211698
>tfw INFJ

>>8211698
I'm an INFP apparently. Supposedly the healer/idealist type. Makes sense.

>>8211698
tfw INTP

>>8211729
Yes honey

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>>8211729
What is it?

>>8211700
I think your girlvoice is nice because you sound shy and nervous.

>>8211735
I WANT MUH STOICNESS BACK AAHHHHHHH

>>8211730
H-hopefully ;_;

>>8211740
but sounding nervous isn't a good thing

>>8211698
this test is just a scam

>>8211720
CM is not a slut she is pure and innocent and just wants to support her team

>>8211698
I should take that test again. I'm sure I'd score differently now.

sertii is asleep so i can finally call her a dumb gay nerd without getting bullied or made fun of for being short

>>8211724
Why the fuck would I date you if you're just gonna cheat me on with Chad ISFP slut

>>8211754
wtf

>>8211740
I don't really think she sounds nervous

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>>8211744
>but sounding nervous isn't a good thing
Not if I'm an employer or a cop interrogating you, but luckily I'm neither of those things.

Not outside of roleplay anyway.

>>8211765
are you saying you want to role play as my employer anon

>>8211754
>womanlets
crawl back into your hobbit hole, alpha females are talking here

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>>8211755
Is this a general sentiment?
I wouldn't cheat on anyone unless they were like not giving me any sex ever but I'd probably just break up wtih them then

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> tfw have Gynecomastia b cups but dony have hrt for perking them
What a worlllllllld

>>8211698
ISFJ here, although I was ISFP/INFP when I took the test about three years ago

>>8211773
Or you were on a bender and they weren't around

I know people like you, trying to act all high and mighty about dating but the second you have the temptation to cheat you do

>>8211730
Just a heads up, most men are bad at sex, either can't get hard or cum too fast.

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please help my cat

>>8211779
I don't do drugs anymore and I've also had opportunity to cheat before and I havn't I relaly don't like what you're insinuating

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>>8211769
I'd rather be your actual employer.

>how much do you really need this job, nim?
>what are you prepared to do for a raise, nim?
>nim, i need you pulling overtime in the lewd factory every day next week

>>8211698
>is 90% semen by this point in her life
Kek. I don't think I'm any of these though.

>>8211698
ENFP, but on that chart I dunno which I am.

>>8211783
i think your cat has autism

New microphone is coming tomorrow

But I have a cold so I can't talk

:(

>>8211794
You have to have had sex to be one of those tho

>>8211782
I'll try to remember that
I know the first time will definitely be eh
>>8211783
blep

>>8211783

haldol

>>8211776
how come

>>8211790
Someone who has a weak enough will to become a hardcore addict and basically just live off a dopamine rush won't have the same level of self-control as a regular person

Coupled with your personality type I don't believe for a second that you've never cheated

>>8211791
what job do i need to do at the lewd factory boss

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Grace is the cutest and sweetest.

>>8211783
give $$$

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>>8211808
Since when has addiction ever been about willpower?

I've never once cheated

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>>8211798
>>8211805
>>8211806
please i don't know what to do he's like this now

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>>8211802
>>8211782

>>8211802
>I try to bully trannies an a Ryukyuan vaudeville forum
>I am so morally bankrupt the only thing I have over them is my status
>>8211813
Agreed.

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>>8211811
Equipment calibration and testing

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>>8211811
>what job do i need to do at the lewd factory boss
You're the janitor, of course. You have to clean up everybody's mess.

>>8211815
I don't believe you, the whole rave culture revolves around hedonism

Should I call in sick to work tomorrow? They are going to hate me since I need to close the store

>>8211814
send undies

>>8211822
woah

>>8211823
oh i can do that!

i bet id be really good

>>8211831
Don't they already hate you for not being a disarmed cuck?

>>8211831
Enjoy your sacking.

>>8211831
no

>>8211831
>tfw you call in sick 2 days in a row and don't even apologise because the company is so short-staffed they can't afford to fire you

>>8211835
Not really

>>8211837
I don't need this job

>>8211839
No as in go to work or no as in don't go to work?

>>8211833
kk which ones you want

>>8211736
>>8211739
i have two moms uwu

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>>8211827
Yeah but I like almost always went with my boyfriend

The times I did make out with and get lewd with strangers was when I was single

>>8211847
idk what do you have

>>8211845
Yah I probably could do the same but it would be mean to them since if I only have 1 person close they'll go home at like 7 AM

sometimes i get worried and self-conscious specifically about how unhuggable my body is
what if it's too boney or big or masculine

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>>8211833
>i bet id be really good
I bet you'd be a really good girl too, Nim.

You could even have your own office - underneath the senior management's desk.

>>8211853
i got black ones silver ones pink ones mint green and black and white striped ones and purple ones and some other ones too

>>8211698
INTP-A
Just what I expected

>>8211861
everyone is huggable
hugg

>>8211718
another time I promise

>>8211846
as in go to work

>>8211865
is the silver one shiny

>>8211861
HUGG.

>>8211860
I suppose it depends on how much you like you coworkers, and how long you intend on staying in your job.

Are you calling in sick just so you can stay here and shitpost?

>>8211862
seems like there wouldn't be a lot of room under there!

>>8211871
you better

I feel like a facebook meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbgWXRxlSuQ

>>8211872
Okay..

>>8211876
I like them well enough. I was planning on leaving in June but I may stay longer since I may be homeless soon.

I'm calling in sick to play games and sleep. I've been so sleep deprived it's killing my immune system and I got sick. Sleep deprived because of the job funny enough.

>>8211712
mu pics. fight u
>>8211807
why do I have gynecomastia?

>>8211881
Meh, I say go for it. It'll suck not getting paid for the day (unless they have sick pay there), but your health is more important, and having that extra day to rest is probably a good thing.

I bought some rope today on a whim.

It's weirdly different being suicidal and having the means to do it in your hands.

>>8211891
no ribbons you're so nice :(

>>8211891
cringe

>>8211886
Mine now.

>>8211887
They do not have sick pay. I can take the day off and make it up in the rest of the week.

>>8211874
yeah it's pretty shiny actually

>>8211879
crinnnnnge

>>8211891
having the means to do it (and wanting to, i guess) is suicidal, the former is suicidal ideation

>>8211891
that's a lil edgy

>>8211903
so it's made of real silver anne

>>8211908
no

look are you gonna pay me or not?

>>8211895
Cringe.

>>8211886
why do you have no hrt

>>8211909
yeah

>Really faggy edition
All the shitposters come out

>>8211875
>>8211868
hugg;_;
someone said that they'd hug me and it was a weird boost in confidence because it does worry me a lot

>>8211914
how much

>>8211919
couple cents

>>8211916
Crinnnnge

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>>8211878
>seems like there wouldn't be a lot of room under there!
I think it's better this way.

>>8211912
Bc i've not started it, as I've only recently turned 18 and haven't a way to go to the required therapy and stuff, I've been thinking about starting it once I go to uni this fallbecause their student insurance ccovers it, but I'm not too sure.

Even if i don't pass maybe I'll get ok boobs

>>8211918
You'll be fine, as that anon said, everyone is huggable!

>>8211922
but how am i supposed to move to do my work!

>>8211916
*teleports inside you*

>>8211926
*hugs u and cuts u up with my shoulders*

>>8211928
cringe

>>8211931
Your shoulders aren't that sharp, lol.

>>8211933
they're p boney

but im optimistic about hrt rounding them out a bit

>>8211894
I doubt I'll do it anytime soon but it's just always how I imagined things would end for me and I like having the 'oh-shit button' handy.

>>8211925
okay. not trying to be rude but are you overweight? idk how else people get gyno

>>8211937
yeah ive always thought i would kill myself too

but idk i wanna find a good reason to live for, i guess finding that is my reason to live right now

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>>8211927
>but how am i supposed to move to do my work!
Preferably slowly, with lots of bending over.

>>8211942
well i suppose bending over would help me clean up those messes!

>>8211920
give me $50

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Well my trans friend got sentenced to another 38 days in jail (21 already served in pretrial detention). First time offender on a rather minor offense, completely clean record, employed, etc. Judge asked her if she had anything to say for herself before her sentencing and she froze up, her idiot retard public defender didnt help her prepare a statement of remorse..... of course being a anxiety ridden, bipolar schizophrenic (diagnosed and under psychiatric treatment), with autism, and rudimentary social skills could barely blurt out "n-n-n-no???" before breaking down in tears.

Judge gave her 60 days due to her "showing no remorse". MURICAN JUSTICE ! smH Tbh faM

>>8211701
Me nigga
Saw Reds vs Cubs in Cincinnati on 04/23

>>8211714
Guten abend schönes mädchen <3

>>8211948
how much will i get for the silver once i melt it down

fuuuck I never knew shaving off body hair felt so good holy shit im addicted now

>>8211949
Crinnnnnnnnge

Kys nigger

>>8211955
I am already ded Tbh

>>8211958
based...

If you need makeup to pass, do you pass?

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>>8211947
Cleaning up messes is only half the job description. Making them is the other half.

It's serious business down at the lewd factory.

>>8211962
Yes, but only with makeup.

>>8211963
H-how do I get a job at this place?

Is there a uniform you need to wear? How short is it?

>>8211949
What did she do?

>>8211962
make up cant hide bones so idk. my side profile is bad so i never pass

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>tfw meme tranny socks come in the mail

>>8211939
yea, but according to my parents, I have gyno because of a medication I used to take when I was younger. i try to take it with a grain of salt most of the time

>>8211972
put on the meme tranny socks, anon

>>8211972
they look like bear ferrets

>>8211951
idk what ur local silver rates are nim wtf

>>8211972
Cute.

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>>8211968
You have to be comfortable with taking a "hands on" approach to the job, and bring your own pair of kneepads.

Maid uniforms and cat ears will be provided by the company.

>>8211972
Hella cute.

>>8211985
c-can anyone get a job there or do you have to be cute in the first place?

>>8211972
nice

>>8211980
can you look it up

>>8211985
Where do I apply!

>already have multiple maid uniforms

>>8211972
that reminds me
Amy hasnt purchased her tranny meme socks yet

>>8211963
hmmm but id be a bad girl if i made messes

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any of yall play granblue ? or nah? if u do, add me, i just started last week but im addicted already

>>8211997
I don't get mobile games

>>8211949
Hello there, Carth. How are you this evening?

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>>8211969
"Aggravated menacing" was the only charge they didnt drop.

She made the mistake of having a schizophrenic episode inside her own home and telling someone on Facebook about it. They sent the Police to "make sure she was safe", she didnt open the door so they kicked it down and found her holding a weapon.... they charged her with "Menacing" (basically means causing intimidation) aggravated because she "menaced" law enforcement officers.

She got shafted by the system literally at every turn on her case. Its really fucking sad how mentally ill people are treated in the United States. Basically you can have a mental break down in the privacy of your own home, tell someone about it on Facebook and the cops can come kick your door down and murder you if you are holding a weapon when they break into your house. Luckily for her she is white and pretty so they just ruined her life more than it already was instead.

>>8212003
Im aiiight been a crazy past couple of weeks for me Tbh.

>>8211997
>ufu
wow rare ufufu post.

>>8211990
can you?

>>8211997
no but hi and ilu

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>>8211988
No, you have to be cute, that's an important part of the job. Nim and Natalie don't have any problems meeting these requirements though.

You also have to be comfortable with kneeling for prolonged periods of time, and with the company's liberal interpretation of sexual harassment laws.

>>8211970
>>8211966
I feel so fake, like a drag act. I can't live the rest of my life in drag.
>>8212002
Mobile games went downhill after the smartphone craze took off. They pander to the lowest common denominator now. Dumb shit like angry birds requires no brain compared to say snake or tetris.

>>8211997
no im not japanese so im not allowed to

>>8212010
i don't have the connection you do

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I wish I had someone to love

>>8212008
M U R I C A
One more question: how has she managed to transition if she's this mentally fucked up?

>>8212013
why are you lying to them about me anon

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>>8212002
fun things are fun

>>8212009
hi anon

>>8212010
hi ilu 2!!!!!!!

>>8212016
u just make a japanese itunes account and dl it
or download it on android without needing to do anything like that

>>8212019
I wish she loved me back

>>8212019
what about yourself

>>8212013
>No, you have to be cute, that's an important part of the job.
o-oh
I am not cute and will never be cute
>Nim and Natalie don't have any problems meeting these requirements though.
I know ,_,
>You also have to be comfortable with kneeling for prolonged periods of time, and with the company's liberal interpretation of sexual harassment laws.
I wouldnt be if I was eligible

>>8212023
idk that sounds a lil sketchy the yukaza isn't gonna come after me or anything right

>>8212016
no

>>8212023
XD

>>8212028
anne please im putting my life savings into this

I'm super happy that my brother is coming up to stay tonight and following me around tomorrow all day in san Francisco while I get my laser eye surgery, volunteer at the lgbt center and then go to class


like seriously it was so fun last time when we had the Mexican stand off with two loaded pistols after he stole my car from the airport, got a dui, and then tried to rape my step brothers gf's friend after she passed out

really fun.... >.<

>>8212013
>w<

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>>8211992
Interviews are being held in the manager's office (you may need to arrange transportation home afterwards, as driving is not recommended)

>>8212021
Put a cock in it, Nim. The company gag is optional at the moment, don't make it become mandatory.

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>>8212025
I don't deserve that

>>8212024
;_;

>>8212019
same

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>>8212039
im not for cock..

>>8212032
idk nim prolly like $4000 dollars now pls just give me money dammit

>>8212034
tell him mom (me) says you cant hang out

(seriously though owch)

>>8212040
but you do

you gotta learn to love yourself so you believe it too

>>8212034
ride his dick

>>8212043
okay what's your payfriend account

>>8212042
if you're not for cock, why do you look like you were designed for it?

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>>8212027
well they did come to my house and force me to become a sex worker for them. i didnt mind tho. gotta get that dick somehow

>>8212028
kiss me bb one more time

>>8212044
OH NO MY MOM IS COMING TOO

THEY BOTH INVITED THEMSELVES

>>8212014
You'll get used to it, it'll be the 'real' you.
>>8212019
You'll find someone, I dunno when or how, but you will. I know this because you're a good and valuable person, so there are good and valuable people that will want you.

Maybe im not going to transition. You're all awful people.

Gnight

>>8212039
I sure hope I get the job!

>>8212051
yeah but lil asian dicks wtf

>>8212053
Do you need makeup to pass?

>>8212026
>>I am not cute and will never be cute
Everybody says that until they become cute.

A lot even still say it after they've become cute.

>>8212052
ride his dick while your mom is in the next room

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>>8212050
designed for it!?!

>>8212054
criiingee

>>8212059
I look like chris chan

>>8212048

nim pls take this seriously

>>8212051
:* :* :*

>>8212045
I have too much self hatred for that

>>8212053
Thanks but I don't exactly think I'm likely to meet them when I'm too afraid to get close to people.

>>8212058
Nope, so if you're gonna say I'm speaking about something that I don't have experience in, you'd be right. But I do think I'm correct. At the very least it'll be the norm for you.

>>8212064
Rude ._.

>>8212062
YOU'RE BRED FOR IT

GET READY FOR IT

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h

>>8212054
lmao yeah right

>>8212071
well then the first step is to let go of that!

>>8212077
crinnnnge

>>8212070
ok if you don't want my money that's fine

>>8212078
olive

I've been on a diet of instant noodles, olives, and pickles for the past 2 weeks

No wonder I got sick

>>8212062
let's slice the cake straight here, nim - you're subby, you're cute, and you've got plump, feminine lips that look like they were made to tease a shaft by running up and down it

how else would you explain this?

>>8212071
Try to get comfortable with getting close to people, or at least closer. Build walls behind your walls so that you're still protected, but don't forget the gatehouses so *some* people can get it.

>>8212041
What happened to Jaime?

>>8212086
Disaster diet

>>8212081
nim i got bills to pay!

>>8212086
don't eat olive she's nice

>>8212020
She's likely that fucked up because of how others have treated her in the past.

>>8212069
POTC, is it you?

>>8212098
cringe

>>8212080
xD!
>>8212091
Jaime doesn't exist

>>8212023
Hi! Hi!
how are you doing?

>>8212088
im not subby or cute!!

im an alpha male!!!!!!!!!

i am i am i am i am i am!!!!!!

>>8212100
:)

>>8212103
cuuurrrrINNNNNMGE

>>8212084
min

>>8212094
what's your payfriend account

>>8212106
suck my dick retard

Cringe.

>>8212107
i wanna go take a shower but im on the couch watching catholic tv instead

what are you doing

Fucking hell makeup is hard. I've looked through tutorials and everything but it's like trying to do surgery.

>>8212100
>Jaime doesn't exist
but basic does
have you heard from her?

>>8212089
But gatehouses just give a point of entry for people that will hurt me or judge me or that might have to find out my history at some point

>>8212109
.__. o-ok

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If someone gave you twenty thousand dollars, what would you do with it that isn't related to trans stuff? Asking for reasons

>>8212115
nope
>>8212117
yeah that's right you dumb slut

>>8212061
do you think it'll make him be nicer to me

he's been a little pissed since his wife left him, after she layed there and watched my uncle sexual assault and penetrate me with his fingers for a couple hours in the bed next to me while she pretended to be asleep

>>8212072
Hmm. Well thanks for your support anyway.
>>8212097
Maybe. I'm pretty fucked up too, we're all fucked up.

>>8212119
Make me puke daddy ._.

its too big i couldn't handle it...

>>8212118
put it into a savings account, and use it sparingly

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>>8212101
hi!
im busted lols
but what are u gonna do am i right

hmm lets see life updates tho.............

my dicklust has come back; im still with gf; im still sick constantly; im slowly making friends at the place i started working at last year; im making a plan to go to japan in the fall together with my best guy friend

oh and ive been watching a lot of anime lately

and i recently got super into baking

thats about it

>>8212070
I
L O V E
U

>>8212103
just embrace what you were made to do

don't fight what your body is trying to tell you, nim

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>>8212118
Invest in hoverboards

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>>8212114
hah you are a girl

>>8212114
It's just various forms of drawing and painting on a soft flexible canvas with must not go there voids.

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>>8211997
>>8212023
>>8212051
I am your #1 fan. Are you straight yet? If so when can I slay ur boipussy?

>>8212020
>how has she managed to transition if she's this mentally fucked up?
Doctors are retards, they give you whatever you ask for if your insurance will cover it. I finally got her off of her opiates, benzos, and marijuana and they are just treating her Schizophrenia only now. Before they were just treating her anxiety and she would have episodes every now and then with her Schizophrenia; with my help she has come a long way since I first met her.

She is completely clean, had a job, everything; basically the judge didnt like her because she is trans. Judge knew it was a retarded situation, States Attorney not even asking for jail time. Just wanted to make her lose her job and fall behind on her rent, and put her in male detention for being a stupid tranny freak.

..... anyway good night all I gtg to bed. Started a new big boy job, they want Carth runnin shit. I gotta get my beauty sleep and go make $$$ to pay these trannies bills and shit.

Cuck Carth LUL xD

>>8212116
That's why they're gatehouses and not just gates. If they seem like they're going to, fucking pour boiling oil on them and shoot some crossbow bolts at 'em. You can also take it slow with people to keep yourself from getting hurt. But without any points of ingress at all you'll fall to (emotional) starvation and those that'd seek to hurt you will ultimately win.

>>8212120
yeah it will
he will probably kiss you

There's some people doing Ghost Hunting on Twitch IRL, this is great they're just sitting there

>>8212118
probably use some of it to move somewhere new

>>8212118
sorry, 20?

first do I have a car, a safe space to sleep, a phone, a laptop, a small wardrobe?

if not lease a car, put down deposite for an apartment, get a 50$ phone plan, a 250 laptop, and make sure I have the clothes I need.

invest the rest into a market fund/ no overhead, keep a grand and use it sparingly for what I need

>>8212118
Invest in a few 3D printers, and other supplies to make art pieces I can sell.

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>>8212118
Visit Tanya for a long time

>>8212136
>I am your #1 fan
i am ufufu's #1 fan actually

>>8212119
>nope
I hope she is okay and sucks your dick for you

>>8212134
>eyeliner on the bottom lid
HOW THE FUCK
>>8212136
Jesus.

>>8212132
hmmm

anon my lip stuff got here so they're gonna be even nicer soon

does that make you happy

>>8212134
how does this work if you have one hood and one unhooded eye

>>8212133
>invest in something so I don't even have to walk for exercise

I mean

>>8212146
I have a 3D printer, what art ideas do you have?

>>8212118
Get a car that doesn't have something wrong with it every other week, buy a nice dinner and save the rest so I don't have to worry about rent for awhile.

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>>8212136
>I am your #1 fan.
are you the person who has like hundreds of my selfies saved

>Are you straight yet?
not straight but i 100% definitely am into dick

>If so when can I slay ur boipussy?
hows tomorrow?

>>8212118
Buy a nice-ish truck.

>>8212139
I guess it's safe to say I'm emotionally starving
Thanks zna I'm going to go to bed I'm too sad rn

>>8212154
How many cars do you own Faye?

>>8212122
keep trying then idiot
>>8212150
I wish Jaime was real

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>>8212151
>>8212153
by getting good

>>8212159
I'm happy to talk any time, Elanna. Sleep tight, I hope you feel better tomorrow.

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>>8212152
>anon my lip stuff got here so they're gonna be even nicer soon
>does that make you happy
Smooth, glossy surfaces

May be prone to dicks.

>>8212162
>I wish Jaime was real
she is, just a projection of basics wants

>>8212161
I have a 7 series, a jeep, and a camero

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>>8212166
y-you remembered my voice clip

>>8212108
[email protected] pls send funds right away its urgent

>>8212157
kayla is going to yell at you for using her avatar

>>8212169
>implying we want Gecko

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>>>/k/33830143
ok now can someone get this guy

>>8212157
>are you the person who has like hundreds of my selfies saved
no, that's me
my status as ufufu's #1 fan has no serious contesters

>>8212170
Yet you call me lazy for wanting a hoverboard?

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>>8212156
>Get a car that doesn't have something wrong with it every other week
That's probably what I'll do with it desu. A $20k coupe would be nice
>>8212146
im autistic enough to buy a 3D printer then never have the artistic skill to make anything with it.

>>8212131
*HUGS*
Hope you get well soon.
I know what it feels like to be busted. CFS has finally made it impossible for me to continue farming. I need rest, but can't get it due to the farm.

I need to find something I can watch for entertainment. Now that I'm finally experiencing emotions properly I get serious anxiety that refuses to treat.

>>8212172
just remember
>>8207978
>>8207987
>>8208008
>>8208020
>>8208055
>>8208090

>>8212173
that's not showing up as having a payfriend account

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>>8212168

>>8212176
>I think you mean mentally ill man who thinks he's a woman
Half of us would agree with that statement, though.

>>8212178
I just figured you'd use it to go to fridge and back

>>8212172
>y-you remembered my voice clip
I remember lots of things about you. You're hard to forget.

>>8212182
all that was was me being shocked that you would even THINK i would like any of that stuff!!

Nim is literally built to take a cock.

>>8212183
nim u swindled me

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what ever you guy suck

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hey uh i don't think i ever properly said bye to you guys
just popping in quickly for that
bye

>>8212192
snimdled you, more like

>>8212195
Hugg commie.

>>8212195
Sorry to see you go, Lauren.

>invited to go out
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>8212195
nice 2 see u

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>>8212148
oh are YOU the one who has hundreds of my selfies saved

>>8212174
ma i will drag kayla to hell, tf? lmao every time she comes up against me she comes out crying. she sucks

>>8212177
oh ok

>>8212180
thanks bb. really sorry to hear u have cfs, chronic fatigue is part of what i deal with, its garbage. its all i can do to make it to work, get thru the day, and come home.

>I need to find something I can watch for entertainment. Now that I'm finally experiencing emotions properly I get serious anxiety that refuses to treat.
might i suggest.............. anime

>>8212188
awww anon that's sweet

im not so great tho

>>8212195
hugg lauren

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>>8212189

>>8212157
No I have 0 of your selfies, but I know what you look like. I cant slay ur BP tomorrow because I have more important things to do, but if you want to talk sometime you can hit me up on Kik @ The_Carthaginian and we can get to know each other and see what happens.

>>8212177
Bye poorfag you cant afford an Ufufu, yuh dreaming son.
xD xD xD

>>8212200
hurudururudur

taking applications for bf

>>8212192
no ur just gey lol

>>8212200
>oh are YOU the one who has hundreds of my selfies saved
yes
i don't know how you know about that though, i only posted my ufufu collection during one of your lengthy absences

>>8212187
Kek the butthurt is strong in this one.

>>8212155
I have a ton of ideas. I can cad them up easy enough, but building them is hard due to lack of tools. 3D printing many of the parts to make them would be a good way to create them. I may send some parts to my brother to 3D print. I also wish I had a milling machine. I have some designs that would require one, but they could be made later after I have I get a reputation again.

i just remembered i wrote a song about ufufu and sang it while playing my guitar on vocaroo when i was pre-hrt

does that make me a fan

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>>8212201
>not so great
lolwut?
Literally the best.

>>8212196
heh

>>8212207
fuck u nim ur the gayest person i ever met

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Discord is @Lauren#0730 btw

>>8212198
>>8212199
>>8212202
hugg

>>8212216
im not

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>>8212195
see you, space cowgirl

>>8212204
ill pass sorry

>>8212203
anon.................................... why did u post that. rude as fuck

>>8212208
its a secret!

>>8212212
ahhhhhh yes
i think i saved that actually

>>8212203
this is a lewd act

>>8212215
but that's you!

>>8212212
THAT WAS YOU!?

>>8212220
<3

>>8212195
o/

>>8212219
yeah you are

>>8212221
im a p good singer right

>>8212223
ye lol

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>>8212221
>anon.................................... why did u post that. rude as fuck
sorry ufufu
I forget that you were nim before nim was nim

>>8212222
>this is a lewd act
one you wish to repeat?

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>>8212201
It wasn't supposed to sound sweet, it was supposed to be lewd, that's my gimmick.

Take it in a lewd way (figuratively and literally).

>>8212227
prove it idiot

>>8212225
i just want you to know i'm still gonna kill you ok

>>8212209
>butthurt

but I'm literally not the one sitting on it all day doing nothing, my butt is nice and firm

>>8212230
no because im not like that!

>>8212231
o-oh

do you think about me lewdly then

>>8212179
Noting you want to make for yourself?

>>8212195
Bye Bye stop in again some day.

>>8212200
Check out http://drmyhill.co.uk/ Dr. Amy Myhill has come up with some interesting ideas on treating ME/CFS, FM, etc.. If you are taking a B12 vitamin, make sure it is methalcobalamin, not cyanocobalamin. The later is nearly useless.

I have no clue where to start with anime. I love Witch Hunter Robin, but have nothing else. I should ask friends next weekend. I'll be at DemiCon here in Des Moines.