MTFG - "male" to cute girl general

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When I'm sad I cook ;(

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>>8210375
But I actually don't flirt with anybody. I tell Beep she is beautiful cause its true and she needs to hear it. I tell Nim she is gorgeous because she really is and needs to hear it. I have an ongoing joke with Edie about sex stuff that started like 2 months ago. Hailee has been trying to bang me for months so I always just acknowledge her and be nice. I also compliment Seiryu cause she has trouble seeing her own beauty as well.

I guess I just don't quite understand where you are seeing me flirt with anyone. I don't flirt with anybody here. I try to make others feel good about themselves and see their beauty.

>>8210416
*housewifes you*

>>8210397
Ok I'll dediciate my life to reaching stripper-tier, I do have a big ass.

>tfw having fuck you money feels amazing

Literally all the stress is gone and all I have to do is show up to court in a month or so

>>8210416
>When I'm sad I cook ;(
One would think you'd be a master chef by now.

>>8210416
Don't be Sadlanna, be Gladlanna.

>>8210416
needs some cum in it

A FUCKING 15 YEAR OLD IS TRYING TO HIT ON ME
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

>>8210382
I mean I really wanna clear things up because I hate seeing Anna being insulted and bullied
But like
Talking about my feelings is hard and now I'm scared that anything I post will be passed on to my family, which is no good.

Even Sish has been saying she wanted to die since the very start. Anna is not dragging me down

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>>8210416
Pls share

That looks amazing

>>8210441
Well don't be retarded, this seems pretty easy if you're not pedo... turn them down

>>8210441
aren't you 15

>>8210441
Fucking lel, tell him it's past his bedtime.

>>8210419
Don't they know you're straight and need an alpha male

>>8210425
I did burlesque dancing for money. It was a good income.

>>8210441
you're 17
isn't that legal
i'd say at worse just say 'hey you're not legal sorry'
i'm fairly certain anything outside of actual sexual shit is okay

>>8210450
I DID
BUT THEY KEEP ASKING FOR NUDES AND SHIT
I BLOCKED THEM AND THEY ARE STILL TRYING
WTF DO I DO

>>8210416
Post recipies

>>8210419
For fiction, I'm writing a quantum partial physics lab in. So for the last 72 hours I've been watching tons of documentaries and lectures about quantum physics and shit. I watched a 7 hour series about how big (the scale of) the universe is and shit. Then I jumped to gravity waves and other complex shit I just smile at the math like lmao ayy. This picture reminds me of lepton anti quark to charm decay sequences.
All this to write 1 chapter....and avoid learning guitar until my fingers heal omg.

>>8210441
How old are you? Answer or country depending you should use a condom and have sex.

>>8210381
I can't concentrate on a n y t h i n g these days, part of why I'm so depressed is my exam's in a month and I'm so bad at revising, nothing sticks and it all gives me flashbacks to my suicide attempts during uni

>>8210441
you're like a year older than them kek

>>8210448
idk senpai
i just know you both need help and anna seems to be the one preventing that

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>tfw no bf(gf)

>>8210466
Hey I got forced into getting help now and Myrthe has been getting therapy for months lol

>>8210448
clear up what lol?
anna herself says she has mental problems but refuses to seek help for them, what about this do you want to clear up???????

>>8210455
Was this in clubs? What are their requirements? Do I need a lot of training? Is 5'11" too tall? Is 25 too old? Is it ok if I have scars? How much did you make a month?

>>8210454
Right?? I'm like one of the straightest people here. Anon was not aware I was straight so she thought I was legitimately hitting on people rather than trolling.

>mfw I don't even like women.

>>8210462
THEY TRIED TO SEND ME DICK PIC
WTFFFF

if you're straight and someone detransitions just to be with you would you turn them down y/n

>>8210472
> I'm like one of the straightest people here

;)

>>8210466
Sorry for being so vague and confusing

I have 3 therapists and am now forced them about what happened and about how i feel and i hate it
Anna is getting help too
/mtfg/ got what it wanted

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>>8210458
If ur both minors be friends but don't lewd unless you want to risk charges when their parent finds em

>>8210469
Hugs i'm glad y'all are getting help

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>>8210462
You're having the same mental break down sequence I had. After the crash and burn revelation into transition stress dissipated, my brain is still not functioning at 100% capacity. I presume the frequent drug use isn't helping my situation either. Also I should probably get back on my ADHD pills....

>>8210459
>I just smile at the math like lmao ayy
lol same

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>>8210435
I make some mean cookies

>>8210436
What do I be glad about

>>8210450
Iz spicy u like spicy?

>>8210459
Idk this isn't anything fancy it's just kale, onion, mushroom and thai chili in a stir fry over rice vermicelli. Also sake to deglaze the pan.

I took a nap and woke up with a cold. In May.

>>8210482
Hey!! I made that piece of art! You're posting my own artwork!! Cool!

>>8210459
Ooo, nice. I started learning higher math so I could try to understand more physics on a numerical level rather than intuitive. :D

>>8210479
Lol it's true and you know it.

>>8210416
>tfw you have to beat up your wife every day so you get good food

>>8210487
Your bright future, duh. Or the tasty food you just prepared, one of the two.
>>8210489
You were really cold last night, so that may have something to do with it.

>>8210491
yeah im just messing with you

;)

>>8210500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-39xzhVeZE

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>tfw fujoshi

>>8210480
>/mtfg/ got what it wanted
BAKA

>>8210472
Same I'm extremely straight and only like straight girls

>>8210487
>I make some mean cookies
Sounds like you make them in your image. I bet they're dumb too.

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>>8210486
I met this quantum physics PhD from the UK in Costa Rica she was gorgeous 10 / 10 d cups etc. She was 25. I'm 25. I was supposed to be a (((lawyer))) by now. Instead I'm like emotionally a high school brat.

>>8210491
Yeah, I don't have a math brain - I got the fictionalizing brain. I'm great with characters, dialog, narrative world building. Add in math or spacial directions or ordered computer code and my brain nopes the fucking ayy lmao out.
I am a huge fan of your art and you in general. You and Kayla are my favorite trips. If you have any good suggestions on where to get music theory info please let me know, my girlfriend just moved away out of state so I need to like keep moving and not stall now.

>>8210480
so you're not really getting help, you just talk to shitty therapists and don't even say whats on your mind

>>8210507
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6WYbeE3Xok

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>>8210495
C-could you hit me a little harder?

>>8210498
Idk food is good I'll focus on food

>>8210471
>Was this in clubs?
no, I did private dances.
>What are their requirements?
just that I was very good, and had word of mouth advertising.
>Do I need a lot of training?
I did my first dances for friends, then a couple years later for paying clients. It takes lots of practice to get the moves right. I used three video cameras to watch me as I practiced.
>Is 5'11" too tall?
no, I'm 5'10"
>Is 25 too old?
no, but there will be catch up learning.
>Is it ok if I have scars?
on legs could be disguised with hose, otherwise makeup
>How much did you make a month?
More than enough to live on.

>>8210528
No, that'd make you happy so no food for me

>>8210528
Good girl.

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>>8210487
>I make some mean cookies

What kind of cookies should i make next?

>>8210526
Copyright block :(

Too sad to go to the store should I make brownies with olive oil y/n

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male sexual dimorphism is a fuck

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>>8210537
Idk why not peanut butter?
I'm biased that direction because I have a kilogram of peanut butter that I ought to use its past its best by date

>>8210535
Damn you see through my ruse

>>8210548
Who is that person and what is wrong with their face

>>8210544
That wouldn't be the weirdest thing you've made, so go for it, maybe it'll work.

>>8210521
Same, I've achieved nothing with my life, seeing famous people my age on TV kills me inside.
>>8210530
It's a protruding scar. Thanks for the info. One more question, why did you stop doing it?

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>>8210552
that's wendy
this is what happens when you become a anime

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>>8210552
Its qt Wendy.

>>8210376
what if I'm just a cuddleslut
>>8210373
what

im REALLY strong do NOT bully me

>>8210544
sounds gross

>>8210560
>>8210557
So retarded commercialism

I just want to yell
Yell and not stop ever
But I can't since there are people, this place isn't soundproof, and it's 1am
I didn't know death was a feeling
Fuck

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>>8210561
i can't wait to push you around desu

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>>8210566
don't sperg

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>>8210552

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>>8210554
>Same, I've achieved nothing with my life, seeing famous people my age on TV kills me inside.
I don't like finding this sort of thing out either, it's just a reminder of how much time I've tasted. It hurt when I learnt that the actors who play Finn and Rey in Star Wars are younger than me.

>>8210566
WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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>>8210553
Idk it seems risky I guess I could just opt for a big pile of Nutella on ice cream

>>8210561
That's fine then.
>>8210566
Kinda. The person in charge of the Wendy's twitter account is a bantz master, so people have been making fanart of the character and making her a meme. It's fascinating, honestly.

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>>8210521
> I don't have a math brain - I got the fictionalizing brain
Ooo, gotcha. Yea I think I'm like you. I think I have a pretty good brain for system architecture, network analysis, etc. but actual raw numbers I kinda suck with.

>I am a huge fan of your art and you in general
Aww, thanks. I'm glad you dig what I create. Means a lot! Interesting that Kayla and I are your favorite trips. We are a lot.... different, haha.

>music theory help
Hmm, well music theory lessons are my prime service I provide to the world so obviously I have to plug those first.

Other than that, it's hard for me to suggest resources without knowing where you are in your theory journey. Feel free to write me what your background is like and I could suggest some texts or websites/channels.

>>8210554
I'll be releasing a 2 part cyberpunk book soon about 2 cyborgs (a former war "hero" now a punk drug addict hacker, and a dittzy sex fiend that he holds hostage for her autistic brilliance) and a genetic virologist.
Then if the plan holds up release a live set album and get a vocalist to sing all my girl music I'm trying to produce. I've shown my preliminary stuff to a few people, all positive feedback so at least I can dream peacefully about being successful someday. I get weirded out meeting successful kids my age who....aren't kids. Like I'm a kid like fuck. Omg.

>>8210566
it's just people on the internet drawing cute pictures of a fast food mascot because it happens to be a young girl

i'm not sure commercialism has much to do with it, or even that you're using the right word here

>>8210572
>Shad's made Wendy's fanart now
O k a y.
>>8210577
What kind of ice cream? This is important.

fuck nyaa.se got taken down

>>8210557
>>8210560
>Wendy's

I'm sorry chick fil a or gtfo

>>8210566
carol this is your mother speaking
don't be autistic

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>>8210550
Excellent choice

i will make pb cookies... next weekend

>>8210584
Cookie dough

>>8210586
What kind of a retarded name is Chick-fil-a anyway?

>>8210554
Conversion therapy...
You could check with cosmetic surgeons on the scar. It maybe could be shaved down or removed, and then color matched to the rest of your skin. I had some scars removed and others color matched. Removing a scar really means cutting it out and micro sewing or gluing it back together. and then hoping the resulting scar is much less large. With a skilled surgeon it can be very thin and hard to see.

>>8210586
the line at chick-fil-a is always too long

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>>8210586
wendy's is cheaper
if i had faye level income then yes i'd opt for chick-fil-a

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>>8210595
A delicious one.

>>8210592
Good choice, I approve.

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>>8210586
>eating any fast food

>>8210595
Play on "fillet".

The store owners are incredibly right-wing and religious and homophobic and have come out in public and asked gays and trannies not to get food there before so it's funny Faye likes them.

That's why they're closed on Sundays.

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>>8210580
I have access to a pay pal now so I'll for sure be doing voice and music theory lessons as soon as I get cash in hand to spend around. And Kayla is my favorite because that girl gives no fucks but still shows up because secretly she gives a fuck. She's a fire ball. I admire her fury. You are extremely different. I also was a fan of smiles, I hope she's well.

Anyone know if smiles is well?

>>8210572
Capitalism is good tho

>>8210605
>>>the only smart person in the situation seemed to be the person who told on your parents

heh ;)

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>>8210603
Tbhhh I think that was the magic bullet
A heaping pile of Nutella on cookie dough ice cream is the solution to all of life's problems

>>8210607
It's not that funny lots of middle aged white dudes eat there

>>8210597
Apparently keloid scars don't respond well to surgery, it could regrow even bigger so I've decide to just leave it. means my body will never be attractive though, sucks.
Oh you're Syndie.

>>8210607
>Play on "fillet".
Oh, that makes sense actually. I never made that connection before.

I'm surprised they're even able to survive in the USA with if they're so vocally religious and homophobic. Do they operate mostly in the south or something?

>>8210607
I eat chik fil a all the time so they can suck my gt.
The workers are always really nice though.

>>8210591
That's planning cookies well into the future do you have a rotation?

>>8210621
What you call bigotry most in the United States (South) call MARKETING.

>>8210618
>It's not that funny lots of middle aged white dudes eat there

Shots fired

>low dosage progesterone literally flips my orientation after its built up in my system
cute soft butch girls are cute and all but I'm craving a boy rn like omg.

>>8210616
at least you're happy.

your special way of not giving a shit is really paying off it seems

>>8210620
I've only ever known black people with keloids
is it a racially dimorphic thing?

wtf im gonna eat chikfila and you cant stop me

I-is Nim offline?

>>8210607
I love me some buttery alt right goodness

My doctor girl was disgusted when I mentioned them, I hate when cis straight people are more militant then me

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>>8210628
yo. one manly man here to breed you

>>8210628
meta attraction

>>8210605
you have to talk about it some day anyways or do you want to solve your problems on your own?

>>8210632
You need help. You should be thanking Sertii.

>>8210608
Ah, cool! Well I look forward to that! You can add me on skype whenever btw. I'm always game to chat about stuff.

Also feel free to talk about your theory background so I can give you some suggestions on stuff to play with till we work together.

True, Kayla is a fireball lmao. She's very entertaining.

>>8210634
Nope.
Google Image it

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hey ladies this is me! standing up for what's right in the world! rock on! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-jzlWcc0E

>>8210618
Dang, now I want some ice cream.

>>8210618
How's that masters program you aren't getting into

>>8210607
In bongistan all we have is KFC, McDonalds and Burger King. Chick-a-fila, In-n-out, Sonic, Wendys, Taco Bell, I'd never heard of these restaraunts until I browsed 4chan. This is more freedom than I can handle, why not be a good socialist and limit yourself to three fast food joints?

>>8210644
I'm *getting* help, silly.
And I'm sorry but you're not telling me what I will and will not do

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notto thiso shitto again

>>8210634
>>8210647
Blacks are more susceptible.

>>8210655
Yes. That was my point, that you needed help and therefore Sertii telling your parents was a good thing.

>>8210640
Ngl, if you had abs, I'd totally roll with it.
>>8210641
Bah.
My swollen breasts tell me my body wants to breed with men for procreation.
Pseudo gestation
Usually I'm all about the relationship/romanticism

Rn, I'm a totally different animal.
It's weird

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LEAVE MYRTHE ALONE

>>8210646
My theory is limited to basically nothing and I've had you on Skype for about 6 months, but I'm always too shy to say hi usually cuz I'll seem like a fan girl. The last message I sent was "any idea why the equalization or whatever volume is called is so low on my sound cloud." or something in relation to the fact it's soooo quiet and idk why.

>>8210663
What form of mental illness caused this glorious meme?

>>8210653
>not supporting your local kebabery
For shame, Shakira

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>>8210662
sorry bb one just a lanky submissive fuccboi :(

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>I tell Nim she is gorgeous because she really is and needs to hear it

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>>8210652
Don't start with me dude

>>8210667
He's a repressing tranny rn.
Came out for a bit and passed pretty ok.
Now is miserable sunken eyed-repression beardo

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>>8210632
listen dude
at some point i did care a lot but then i realized how fucking young and stupid you were and how i dont have the patience to deal with your and mostly anna's absolutely idiotic fucking bullshit.
If you wanna make le epic suicide jokes xd make them on r9k or whatever, don't make them here where many people most likely will *actually* lose a friend to suicide at some point in their lives, or where you KNOW certain very specific people will take you seriously and worry themselves to death about you.

hi im up from my nap

>>8210661
yes

>>8210674
WILL YOU TWO JUST HATE FUCK EACH OTHER AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY
>>8210652

can everyone lend me money for ffs

>>8210675
That's fucking hilarious. I'm sure she'll be getting triggered someday soon enough when the world inevitably says "sir".

>>8210653
if you only have these three why ever go there? it's all stuff you can easily do better at home

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>>8210628
Don't worry

I'll flip whichever way you need me

>>8210677
sertii hi

>>8210680
So you admit that it was a good thing?
>>8210678
Emi
I wanna play something with youuuu

>>8210682
ok here u go

>>8210683
His youtube channel pretty acurately depicts the rise and fall while viewing his uploads chronologically

>>8210674
I'm sorry what you did to your dick bro but like you don't need to take it out on me because I like mine

>>8210686
nim hi i'm going to bed soon

>>8210691
thank

>>8210686
>>8210636

>Implying nim goes outside

>>8210685
2 inch dicks can't please women sir

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>>8210689
>I wanna play something with youuuu
i want to play something with nim too

pic may or may not be related

>>8210653
taco bell is the shiiiiit nigga

>>8210667
>My theory is limited to basically nothing and I've had you on Skype for about 6 months,
oh shucks. I think I recall then.

Equalization is not volume. Equalization is the relative volume of various "chunks" of your piece.

Hmm, for a basic theory person these interactive resources and websites are always great:

https://www.teoria.com/

https://www.musictheory.net/

are you the kind of person that likes to read textbooks? For someone as new as you to theory I would personally just recommend a standard college textbook and self-work through it. That's what I did when I started learning.

>>8210704
i went outside TWICE today tyvm

>>8210682
Sure, how much do you need

fucking faye literally can't resist being a goddamn imbecile for even one day

>>8210682
If it's under a quarter mil

But I'd rather make you feel comfortable with yourself, and show you that you can grow to pay for it yourself

>>8210696
You're up way later than usual, what's the deal
You're going to be grumpy as shit when you're back here in 6 hours

>>8210634
>keloid scars
>Individuals with darkly pigmented skin are 15 times more likely to develop keloids, with those of African, Hispanic, and Asian ethnicities at greatest risk. Keloids are equally common in women and men. Keloids are less common in children and the elderly. Although people with darker skin are more likely to develop them, keloids can occur in people of all skin types. In some cases, the tendency to form keloids seems to run in families. Genetic studies have not as yet delineated the exact genes responsible for this predisposition.

>>8210672
Ewwww.
With a puffy chest and noodle legs?
>>8210685
Fuck you
.
.
.
>so frustrated rn

Add me on discord :3
Caroline#1371
>>8210706
I-I didn't mean lewd anon O:

>>8210681
Faye x Elanna ship confirmed

:^)
:^)

>>8210696
oh okay

is it gonna be comfi or

>>8210689
do you wanna play rust or ss13

>>8210709
>>8210673

>>8210693
What's his channel? I only can find re-uploads of leave Britney alone. Fun fact: before I was out as trans (and since childhood) I've pretended to be a girl online - - Britneykitten was one of my most notorious names and has been banned from just about everything imaginable. I used Britney because of that video lmao

>>8210705
My tongue is longer then that anyway

>>8210705
They can when they're just misformed clitori
>>8210710
You need sunlight

>>8210715
yeah i took a nap earlier and time passes fast

>>8210714
>faye abuses beep and discards her whenever convenient then leverages her money to try and hurt beep more

Stay away from Beep, she is pure and good. You are not.

>>8210694
Low effort.

>>8210729
i got sunlight

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>>8210720
>fucking a man with a micropenis

>>8210671
I was here http://kervan-sofrasi.co.uk/ like 5 hours ago. It's where I got my lamb chops and salad ket meal because I couldnt be bothered to cook today.
>>8210684
But that takes effort, it's called fast food for a reason.
>>8210707
Actually I saw one in Manchester once but that's 200 miles away. is it really worth a £50 train ticket and 2 hour train ride?
>>8210717
Worried about my future BA desu. Too scared to even pierce my ears.

>>8210677
yes you obviously know me very well and in the end after having personally given up on me only saved me for your bff
thanks

>>8210689
i love life and im living it to the fullest
hello world here i come

>>8210653
>why not be a good socialist and limit yourself to three fast food joints?
but that isn't capitalistic with poverty level wages.

>>8210724
It's Chris crocker
>>8210720
I'd come to watch the fight and stay for the candle light

>>8210713
repression will do that to you

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>>8210718
yes to both ;_; i was never alpha at any point in my life

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>>8210709
I should get a solid book so I can bring my guitar to the cemetery :o I totally forgot books and guitars are portable. I've been fucking about my piano for so long I forgot I can make music mobile now!

i was going to apologize to myrthe but now i don't feel like it lmfao

>>8210748
go cum on your feet some more bby

>>8210735
Like, an hour.
Shirt sleeved sunlight

>>8210731
I never break up with anyone though

>>8210738
>in the end after having personally given up on me only saved me for your bff

actually yes lol

>>8210737
>is it really worth a £50 train ticket and 2 hour train ride?
no you'd be incredibly disappointed if you went through all that for it
its not really better than mcdonalds

>>8210751
i did!

>>8210722
>>8210673
It's true though.

>>8210736
XD

off topic, I wish I had a micropenis. It would be better to have than a normal penis.

>>8210741
>I'd come to watch the fight and stay for the candle light

Would be quite the spectacle huh?

>>8210744
It totally shows tho.
Bahahahah
>>8210756
>pat thrice

>>8210712
Like 20k
>>8210714
ok put me through college

>>8210737
>I was here http://kervan-sofrasi.co.uk/ like 5 hours ago. It's where I got my lamb chops and salad ket meal because I couldnt be bothered to cook today.
I thought you were supposed to be poor? Did you manage to trick some chasers into giving you money?

Kind of curious what everyone thinks about me now.

>>8210741
I can think of at least three girls here I'd rather have beat me up

>>8210764
Natalie a friend.

>>8210761
>>8210761
hey beep

>>8210764
now that what

>>8210757
If I had a micropenis I'd have been even more fucked up because I spent many years actually trying to be a man.
>>8210763
>Did you manage to trick some chasers into giving you money?
Basically yes.
>>8210764
I like you.

>>8210757
nu

>>8210759
pat quice

>>8210748
cool i think many would agree

>>8210754
xddddd
epic

>>8210764
Crazy, crazy, crazy

>>8210765
I bet they're all weak noodle armed faggots tho

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>>8210757
Not if you ever wanted SRS it wouldn't

>>8210765
Oh BB you don't have to pretend to not have been mackin on me I'm exactly 10 years younger than you

>>8210764
who are you?

>>8210764
Needs help.

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>>8210759
s-shut up you stupid dyke ill fuck you up ;_;

>>8210774
Pat nice

>>8210781
But with all the drugs you look 5 years older then me

>>8210781
you'd just have a cute lil vagoo canal

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>>8210789

>>8210789
And yet you act 20 years younger than me

>>8210787
I'd break your leg just by swinging my massive thighs/ass into your hip

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>even amongst trannies you're just "that crazy one"

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this man comes to the thread daily to attack the women here and invalid them. that is some abusive and mysogonistic behavior tbqh

>>8210796
>swinging my massive thighs/ass
w-woah

>>8210753
Stay away from beep or I'll make you feel pain that you never felt before

>>8210800
who is that dude?

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>>8210797

>>8210749
but that would be wasting perfectly good sperm
that's exactly what the (((jewish eugenics imperative))) wants from me

>>8210800
She reminds me of Moap here

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>>8210796
ill punch you with my strong manly arms you b-bitch

>>8210809
like moap + an extra decade of testosterone

>>8210802
Women keep telling me my ass is huge and really nice from wearing cowboy work boots and squatting/standing all day.
But.
I don't believe them
B/c I can't see my own bum whenever I try turning around to look

I need an irl nonbiased opinion.
It's terrible

>>8210797
I didn't mean any offence. You're not like Sarah-tier schizophrenic or anything, but you do strange things like go on crazy rants where you don't seem to realise how nuts you sound and post pics with a gun pointed at your head.

I didn't mean it in a bad way, just that it's your defining characteristic (that and being Asian)

>>8210808
Are you (((cut)))? If so, there's no saving you

>>8210797
Nah you aren't crazy, more so reasonable with crazy parents

>>8210813
tfw no big butt :(

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>>8210811
Bring it

>>8210820
no but i'm probably getting it removed anyway
shouldn't you be off cooercing young girls into suicide pacts

>>8210826
Thats a cute cat c:

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>>8210826
your spirit animal won't save u this time u souless ginger ;_;

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>>8210764
You seem pretty cool
>>8210826
Qt pa2t cat

>>8210789
Faye you're so toxic that you caused Shakira and Elanna to team up against you. They've hated each other since forever yet they both ended their animosity to agree you're a terrible person.

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>>8210825
Me neither.
Don't believe hugboxers and you'll get far, kid
>>8210833
>>8210834
Pfff.
Spirit animal.
He's my familiar

>>8210825
You're Puerto-Rican just do some basic exercises and eat and you'll have a huge butt

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>>8210827
To be fair I am a young girl coerced into a suicide pact just as much

Also >voluntarily getting cut

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>>8210826
your cat, nim's cat, and I think hailee's cat all look remarkably similar

>>8210841
O:
*steals the cat*

>>8210827
yes because the first thing i ever talked about with anna wasn't joking about a suicide pact

perfect

sish/myrthe is a young girl and anna is killing her for fun by forcing her to an hero together

best meme around and absolutely based in reality

>>8210794
That's weird because like, you act like I used to in high school

And I don't know many kids waiting on final offers to be operations managers in a Fortune 500 company while making a stipend to attend school

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>>8210837
>>8210847
No, poodle is my cat.
Poodle is darker
Prettier
>>8210848
Careful

He bites when hungry

>>8210847
why the cat is making that face

>>8210854
>Prettier
wtf

>>8210843
really

>>8210854
H-he isn't hungry for humans, r-right? ;~~;

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>>8210854
>prettier
take that back
>>8210855
*blocks your path*

>>8210857
>really
Yeah. Post the videos of you practising here so we can give you tips.

>>8210852
I'm warning you
I was able to convince your gf to break with you and look how damaging it was to your psych.

>known only as that crazy asian tranny
oh

>>8210825
did you get any news on the waiting list stuff?

>>8210865
I'm confused but have fun

>comment at top of /pol/ thread about how estrogen made me gay
>come back to 15 (you)s all saying I'm mentally ill and should kill myself and i'm trying to recruit children
why does being bullied feel so right

>tfw my dad got into a car accident 4 days ago and just told me today

the fucker hasn't even gone to the hospital yet, wtf

>>8210866
Craysian.

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>>8210860
>>8210857
Poodle is prettier than nutmerhg
>>8210859
No
But
>he does try suckling human breasts if you fall asleep with no shirt
>the most toothy terrifying feeling to ever shock you awake o.0
>it's worse while you're taking progesterone

>>8210881
you mean geyer

>>8210870
If you don't leave the girls alone, I will be forced to harm you like how Edie did.

>>8210881
That cat is a pervert >:0

>>8210884
nutmeg is a FAGGOT

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Friendly reminder that eyeliner and thick rims are no

Can everyone in this thread cross their fingers for me real quick?

pls

>>8210892
what about a shirt

>>8210892
cute desu

>>8210892
bernadette pls

How the FUCK do you find cocaine if you have no friends? This chaser who got off to fucking coked out trannies he disappeared and wont reply to my whatsapps probably because I didn't want to do bareback and my one online friend in my city says he knows a guy but he's dragging his heels because he thinks I'm an addict. If anyone in my city or surrounding counties knows a dealer hmu.

>>8210892
So are shirts, apparently.
>>8210894
Yeah sure, what for?

>>8210894
okay

you're not putting a curse on me are you

>>8210894
One hand and two feet crossing, since I need the other hand to type

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>>8210892
Be my gf

>>8210889
Well unfortunately anything anyone does from this point will link back to her, I wouldn't do that if I were you it's already going to be pretty serious and you'll just hurt her case

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>>8210852
why do you lie about your material wealth even more than trump lol

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>>8210891

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>>8210884
You mean Handsomer
>>8210890
His mom abandoned him and I had to bottle feed him.
I guess I'm just mommy in a weird way for him.
Very weird way.

>>8210892
Lewd

>>8210901
Darknet
But not like now

>>8210892
I do this ;;

should I stop

>>8210910
That pig is creepy.

>>8210917
cats aren't supposed to go outside

>>8210917
Aww
Poor lil kitten

>>8210922
Only with parental supervision.
He likes sleeping in the grass on sunny days while I read my books

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>>8210898
>>8210902
It's my room I had a long day I can be naked if I wantttr

>>8210900
The fuck I look nothing like big bang

>>8210907
Only if we re-enact that image

>>8210899
Thank u

>>8210918
There is literally nothing lewd about not wearing a shirt in the comfort of your bedroom

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>>8210910
I mean I own a three story town house in the Bay Area with granite counter tops, and three cars. I'm going to let you figure out how much I must have to even swing the loan

:(

>>8210934
*patpat*
What's wrong?

>>8210934
indeed

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Is my cat cool

>>8210892
I can agree with this. I used to wear a lot of heavier eye liner but now that I wear thick frames/large lens I find myself rarely using any eyeliner more than just a quick line.

>>8210934
*hugs u*

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>>8210934
please dont be sad

>>8210929
I'm not wearing a shirt atm but i also don't take photos

>crazy
>ugly
>hon
should I just leave while I still have dignity

>>8210928
nutmeg is scared of bein outside

>>8210929
but is it comf

>>8210946
i never wear pants when I browse /mtfg/

>>8210892
I forget how below my standards everyone is here

>>8210940
Is cute but has weird god rays

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>>8210926
She's like 1.5 years old.
Just smol.
Smol
Smol
Cat

>>8210946
pm me one real quick okay

>>8210902
>Yeah sure, what for?

an invoice agreement.

>>8210905
no i'm trying to making $$

>>8210906
bless you

>>8210892
nice glasses, poindexter

>>8210908
You can't do anything to her

>>8210950
wow im everyone

>>8210947
you're nice tho

>>8210957
I'm not worried it's out of my hands now

>>8210940
Laser ribs
Very Kool
>>8210948
Poodle is scared of winter outside
Snow is spoopy

>>8210949
I'm always totally naked while browsing mtfg except a traditional bavarian hat on my head

>>8210954
N-no

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>>8210922
How else are you going to do yardwork while spending time with your cats?

>>8210947
You're not ugly or a hon. I don't think you're *crazy* per se, you've just been through a lot. Hugg.
>>8210955
Good luck!

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>>8210946
It doesn't matter if it's cropped it's you whos reading into this

>>8210948
Yeh

>>8210950
>negging

>>8210950
ouch :(

>>8210953
Kinda long tho o:

>>8210963
nutmegs domain is my room and sometimes the living room

>>8210960
No you're the one

>>8210965
i dont have a yard :(

>>8210971
post the one of him hiding in your closet

>>8210918
I don't understand the bitcoin.
>>8210933
>>8210950
I can't believe I used to like you.

>>8210933
I have two questions for you.
1) Why should I believe this.
2) Why should I care if its true.
Given your absolutely appalling mental state it would appear that money (assuming you have what you claim to) doesn't buy happiness... or sanity.

>>8210964
hey marina, do you speak in a strong bavarian accent and unintelligible local dialect?

>>8210964
dont be mean

(=^-ω-^=)

>>8210781
>Not if you ever wanted SRS it wouldn't

True... True.... SRS is a strange thing for me. I want it so bad but at the same time it's so expensive. I really hate having a dick and I really want a vagina.

Like realistically I'd pay for FFS before SRS because my face is really fucked up where as my genitals give my dysphoria and suck but at least I don't have to look at it or touch it, where as my face I feel every morning and feel my fucked up bones.

>>8210966
>>8210906
>>8210905
the finger crossing worked

YAAAAAAAA LIFE IS GOOD

>>8210947
I like you

I look a lot like a man tbqh I'm wondering how long on hrt until that stops?

>>8210964
post boobs
also my grandma was from bavaria, she moved sometime during WWII

>>8210965
Can I pat your cat

>>8210979
https://clyp.it/dtqrd0b5

>>8210988
you're beautiful beep! don't say that

>>8210986
>where as my face I feel every morning and feel my fucked up bones.

Ugh this is why I can't take a shower without smoking a ton of weed.

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>>8210988
Tomorrow
>>8210970
She's a liquid and a voracious

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>>8210976

>make the decision to go on cypro because i hate my libido
>kind of sad about the guaranteed loss of my stuff's function but w/e
>start getting more into the idea of dating boys
is it (((them)))

>>8210967
O-ok

>>8210978
There are lots of instructions about it

>>8210980
No, in german i don't have much accent
In english a lot