>Be me
>A fag
>Socially forced to eat spoiled food in a reunion
>Politely excuse self from the table
>Calmly get in the car and drive home
>"Im throwing up this shit right now"
>Insert index finger all the way down my throat
>Come to realize my gag reflex is completely abolished from "ocassional" cock sucking
>Accept death
>Food poisoning to kicks in
t'was nice meeting you all
>>8197806
Seriously? It must suck being a bottom :^)
I often gag when I see stories like this :^)
>>8197969
Tops also suck dicks, at least my bf does.
>>8197978
>Tops also suck dicks
Then he's not a top, he's a vers and so are you.
Cock sucking is submission to someone superior, that's why it's used as an insult. "Suck my dick" etc.
>>8197988
Well I've never stuck my dick in his butt, but it's not like being vers is bad anyway. I don't really like the way bj's feel though so I don't ask him to do it often
>make straight guy curios
>oh no now he needs reassurance
>be too andro for straight people to stay straight
>a literal walking incubus
>all gays look upon you as classy queen
>I'm just an introvert
>>8198308
>be stupid insecure faggot virgin probably fat and ugly too
>project stupid insecure faggot virgin probably fat and ugly too insecurities on other stupid insecure faggot virgins probably fat and ugly too
>>8198733
I'm not a virgin.
I'm fully verse, like most every faggot who actually leaves their house, and if any faggot I'd slept with pulled this "only bottoms suck dick and are submissive" crap I'd laugh in their face.
Is there anything more fun than being obviously effeminate and obviously gay and not saying the word "gay".
Cuz it's like really fun
>>8197806
Food poisoning and death is for faggots
>>8198855
>"only bottoms suck dick and are submissive"
......but that's true to an extent. If it makes you feel better verse guys do as well simply because they are versatile. However, if a top describes himself as a Dom Top or even a Top and sucks dick then no. Their is indeed a sub in him he's denying.
>>8201982
your tumblr-tier gender fan-fiction is not reality in any first-world nation.
either you are a virgin, or you live in some shit hole country full of sub-human monkeys.
>>8201994
Here you go with your virgin claims again. Simply because a guy has a standard he must be a virgin.
You don't see it but your trying to stereotype ALL gay men because you and the people you know are all the same.
Careful.
>>8197806
Chug salt water you fucking faggot or go to the hospital
>>8198855
>I'd laugh in their face
That's a good guide to getting your head clubbed with a brick and then getting raped anon.
>>8201982
I've always seen tops that refuse to suck dick as if they're just trying to pretend like they're not gay cause they don't suck dicks. It's kind of a turnoff.
In hetero relationships guys often eat out their gf's so I don't see why tops can't suck the bottoms dick.
>>8203788
>typical delusional hetero-power-dynamic obsessed-faggot fantasy
Shut up you fucking sissy, don't you dare call me a faggot.
>>8203842
Fagfagfagfag faggot?
/thread
fag fag fag FAG?
Fag
FAG!
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