vampire killer edition
last thread
>>8187346
>can't even make the thread right
Wank off feelgood
>>8196338
Vincent Price makes every thread a good thread
>>8196362
Oh i don't care about the edition itself, it's what's missing from the op.
We have a discord and we post it every edition.
>>8196389
fuck that noise
>>8196423
Fuck you DYEL trash. Why are you even still doing around here normie scum?
>tfw longtime grindr hookup stopped seeing me after I told him my fetish
well better luck next time I guess...
>>8196467
you forgot to mention your fetish
>>8196477
diapers
pls no bully
>>8196482
0-8 practice aneros super-o for some hours
9 don't
>>8196482
What are you, an mtf?
>>8196389
anybody else not really like the discord?
I don't see what it has over here, just seems to let the select few have the privilege to get rid of people they don't like on it
>>8196482
>diapers
may I ask why?
>>8196447
I don't like your messaging site but that's not a personal attack on your character
calm down dude, or don't. I don't care
>>8196520
>anybody else not really like being moderated by mentally ill trannies
well.......
>>8196520
I mean you're still in there....
>>8196570
We ran those trans out.
>>8196564
Fuck off dude, no one likes you. Go fuck a sand nigger.
>>8196611
>something about regression maybe?
That's certainly part of it for me. I'm interested in the babying aspect of it whereas a lot of diaperfags are just into diapers and hate the baby stuff. There's something about the dependency on others that strikes me as really hot.
>>8196589
>no one likes you
you don't get to generalise like that
speak for yourself ok?
>>8196482
The grindr gays in the town the hospital i'm staying at is in are so chatty and pleasant.
Definitely making my stay here nicer~
>>8196520
I don't get it, I recall quite a lot of people being nice to you on the discord, it's not that bad when you actually bother to get over your anxiety and join in. Dunno about these people the "privileged" elite have been getting rid of though, I've not heard anything about that
>>8196858
It's more that it's just one long conversation and I find it really hard to just just in
much easier when someone makes a new thread with a specific subject or theme
and it's not that they have it's just they idea that they could, you know? run foul of a mod and you're just out
how do I stop having sexual dreams about straight friends
>>8197001
get a bf
>>8197001
Sort yourself out
>>8196798
The grindr guys over here are all thirsty guys twice my age
>>8197001
I talked to them and learned that they really are straight and prefers women, and then I move on. I still think they're hot, but the feeling doesn't go to 'in love' anymore. They're just my friends, and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>8197164
do what i do and get a location spoofer app and check out other areas.
it is less depressing that way and i don't mind traveling a bit for a hot trick.
>>8197219
That takes so much effort!!
I think I'll just settle with being a cynic
>manlet tops
Gaygen, I need that cute picture of the tall guy picking up a shorter guy by the torso.
The shorter guy is pouting while the taller guy has a smugish look on his face
What're your views on autofellatio?
Is it neato or just weird?
>>8197260
Is this it?
>>8197392
THATS IT, thanks bruv
>>8197219
is that why i get dudes from hundreds of miles away messaging me??
i've always wondered wtf was up with that
it's kind of annoying, desu, personally i don't want to travel, or really want anyone traveling for me
>>8197309
i mean, my gut reaction is kind of unsettled but like, you know
you do you, bro
>>8197392
awww that's so cute!
>>8197309
It's hot, unless you can deepthroat yourself. You'll need an inhuman flexibility for that.
>>8196124
what do gay (cis) top men want from bottom men?
>>8197404
Damn, that's unfortunate.
I mean I will do me, :^), but still, sucks.
>>8197423
I used to be able to deepthroat 5 years ago when I was like 14.
But I still am very flexible! I can dislocate my shoulderblade and put my feet behind my beck and stuff like that.
>>8197425
Sex.
>>8197487
I meant what qualities do they want, I also want sex, how do I get it?
>>8197504
Exactly the qualities you would expect. Fit, enthusiastic, not overtly crazy. People in general are attracted to people who are attractive and agreable, it's not like guys who want to put it in are any different.
>>8197533
>virgin talking about what people want
aww jizz I found a porn series where they acknowledge bareback breeding money-shots and only does internal cumshots
>>8197558
give link now
>>8197549
I know everything about human experience. Prove me wrong, you can't.
>>8197578
search for
>pulling out is for porn
on gay-torrents.net
For what's considered a hook up site, there sure are a lot of dudes who'll just chat away with me about random bullshit.
If only i could get one to come keep me company in the hospital..
>>8197558
the film.. inside..??
>>8197598
No you mong, like they leave the benis in when they cum instead of pulling out to cum
>>8197581
you're a mentally retarded furry. prove me wrong
oh yeah you can't
>tfw blowjob lips
>>8197625
Oh, duh.
That's still pretty hot, yeah.
I don't even remember the last time someone came in me..
>>8197652
>squidward nose
>>8197658
The boyfriend likes it :3
>caring about nose size
what is this mtfg
>>8197441
>I can dislocate my shoulderblade
get a better hobby ffs
>>8197737
Nah man, I will work on becoming the world's most flexible man!
Anyways, It's not like I trained myself to dislocate it
I just.. kinda could and didn't really question it
>>8197752
is putting your feet behind your head really a feat of flexibility?
have i been taking that for granted?
>>8197886
I can do both at the same time
But apparently others cant do it, so I assumed so
I need better friends
Who wants to read yaoi with me?
>gift best friend a game on steam while he's online and in a game
>three hours later still no response or a thanks
>finally leave my 5 hour sexual trance of edging to porn and sphincter-massaging my prostate with aneros
holy fuck not again
>>8197959
when there's something as good as mentaiko
does hanging out with cute guys ever get old
>>8198656
it takes more than just being cute after awhile
>>8198610
Tagame is better.
:^)
Why should I go party with my frat downstairs when I can shitpost on the internet ?
>>8198918
Because it'd be a real conversation with people.
>>8198925
Exactly, Im just some introverted fuck.
>>8198904
>tagame
shit artstyle imo
>>8196124
>be out of shape and unhealthy
>have random hookups and be gross fat whore
>be insecure as fuck and desperate for a boyfriend
>get in shape and get healthy
>get confident and get a few fwb
>finally get shitty bf
>shitty bf makes me even more out of shape and unhealthy than before
>dump shitty bf after 2 years of shittyness
>get back into shape and healthy all the fuck over again
>have vague interest in the idea of romance
>can't look past any flaws or red flags anymore
>all gay men are gross and make me cringe now
>keep fantasizing about living in denial in the suburbs with a nice lady a couple kids and a dog just to escape this stupid crap
ugh
I'm a lot better now and I DO NOT want to go through that bullshit again
where the fuck are the normal faggots at?
I honestly can't handle a guy with even a mild fetish.
you're all fucking disgusting.
>>8199008
get an asexual boy
>When you're always bottom only because you have too low of a sex drive to consistently get it up
>>8199068
but enough of a libido to want to have sex??
or do you have sex compulsively without desire? </3
>>8199104
Like, I want to have sex but it doesn't "get it up". It's the weirdest thing I know but just damn, usually when I'm turned on I start breathing a bit heavily or maybe even sweating rather than "getting it up".
>>8199112
Than that's just how you do, anon, don't fret it.
Doesn't mean your libido is low. I mean, it might mean ED, but if you're a bottom than that works out, i guess
Or do you want to top more?
Have you tried, like, a cock ring or something like that? I fucked someone with a cock ring earlier this month and it was still really good sex. Nothing to be ashamed of.
>>8199068
>>8199104
You are not alone. I'm the same way. Part of me feels it's too much porn or too much sex? Sometimes I really am into getting sexual but my dick is just bored or my mind is too distracted
I can get hard for sex, but it takes a lot of foreplay and the right mood or fantasy (not roleplay or fetish shit but full immersion and sexual drive with a man)
>>8199125
I want to top more because the guy I like is a bottom and I don't know how open he'd be to topping, let alone all of the time. He's a billion fucking light years out of my league and long distance (Met him online 3 years ago) and only just recently found his social media but goddamnit, nowadays I live by the ideology of "You miss every shot you don't take".
I've never experimented with sex toys and stuff like that because I'm too poor and it'd be too risky because family
Who here can actually throw a ball?
>>8199236
Throwing knives is more fun.
>>8199254
How can it be more fun if it doesn't explode?
>>8199008
Everyone's a little fucked up.
You probably wouldn't find any red flags with me <3
...but I assure you, my anxiety issues are intense enough to kill a mid-sized bull elephant, and I think about hurting myself a lot. There's a chance that having attention and sympathy from a boyfriend might help me, and also a chance that I'd drag you down into misery with me and we'd both an hero.
But at least I'm a cute tall blond who lifts! :)
>>8199236
Gofdamn that's crazy. They even had the nerve to take her with them to safety, should have just left her there
>making out after eating ass
stop teaching fags bad habits, porn
in bed with a naked sleeping man right now
ama
>>8200022
If your ass isn't clean enough to kiss you after, you shouldn't be letting someone eat your nasty ass
>>8199008
>I honestly can't handle a guy with even a mild fetish
What why
You fags suck.
You're so boring and awkward.
I'm gay and I don't even post here because the trannies are way more fun.
Why do all the irl gays I know so fun but you gaygen fags so boring and weird?
You don't even watch rupauls stage race or kuwtk
I'm feeling so miffed. Tfw I KNOW i'm at least a 7/10 gay guy but have to flounder around in loneliness because not yet 21.
Semi-related: does gaygen find more success with a body pic or a face pic as their picture on Grindr?
>>8200211
Face pic.
But that depends on your type.
Face pics get you more pleasant experiences and fuller social experiences.
Body pics get you horny guys who won't care or remember you in a week.
Also, don't rate yourself, it's reductive.
>>8200211
ik how you feel but it doesn't get better when you turn 21.
many popular gay clubs in my city are 18-21 if you come on certain days and times and avoid the lounge. if you're legitimately lonely and want to become a gay scene faggot, consider finding a place.
>>8198993
STOP POSTING THIS UGLY FUCKING RETARD!
>>8200626
>>8200638
stop making me hungry
I really wish I had someone in my life that could reciprocate appreciation and a sense of belonging to me as I do for them.
No matter how much I do for my friends I always get this deep feeling that they don't really care.
Is this being self centered?
>>8200671
some mentaiko character brought to our dimension by black magic
>24 next month
>still a virgin
is it over for me
>>8200655
You should try asking for help if you need it. People aren't usually mind-readers.
>>8200679
There's an app for that.
>>8200686
What app is that? Clover?
>>8200655
Most people don't really care desu
>>8200655
You want this until you get it. Then you feel suffocated and controlled.
>>8200693
Grindr? Scruff? Just google 'gay app' m8.
>>8200735
Not necessarily.
If you feel suffocated and controlled just by being cared for, or expect it from every person who cares for you in that way, then you might have some stuff to work through, desu
>>8200744
Can you get a boyfriend through grindr? Even if you're moderately socially retarded?
>>8200679
>tfw 25
I win?
>>8200735
This
How degenerate am I if I have a massive daddy-fetish? Younger men don't do it for me and neither do women.
>>8200765
I've done it twice.
Both pretty pleasant guys.
>>8200813
Even if you're pretty bad-looking?
>>8200832
I only pop in here occasionally, I don't know how circe looks
>>8200812
Not really a daddy-fetish, but I'm not into twinks.
>>8200765
use okcupid or something if you want a relationship or actual conversation
grindr is mostly hookups
>>8200812
I only date/ fuck older guys.
Mostly because they have nicer bodies and a lot more money though.
I really hate when they call me boy or want me to call them daddy though so I'm not gross like you.
>>8200865
What he said, but there are still some on grindr looking for love too. Don't discredit it right away because its basically a hook up app.
>>8200837
Do you look like you're a girl trying to look like a guy but not actually putting effort into looking like a guy?
>>8200971
no, I just look like an undergroomed chubby nerd
>>8201002
Then you'll do just fine.
>>8201002
>undergroomed chubby
Do something about it. Shave and do for put downs.
>>8201012
I shave because I can't grow real facial hair, I just have a bad haircut, or rather an absence of a haircut [spoiler]for the last 7 years[/spoiler]
also what are put downs
>>8200837
Circe was thin and pretty last time I saw him/her.
>>8199031
no
>>8199535
you sound like my ex
though I suppose lifting is better than drinking tons of booze every night
>>8200051
it makes me cringe, it feels like extra baggage, and I have zero fucking patience to deal with any more bullshit.
I just want to be with a regular normal boring person.
if, several years down the road, we get bored of vanilla sex, then maybe we can try out a few things together.
honestly I'm pretty sure I'm just not ready to be in a relationship with an actual complex human being right now. But I still feel like it would be nice if I met a normal ordinary gay guy... I don't think they exist though. everyone just wants to be their own flavor of obnoxious.
>>8201028
Mistyped. Fork put downs.
Getting fit can be hard work. But if you're goal is just to not be fat, that super easy.
>>8201090
Get a body pillow. You don't know what people are actually like.
>>8201100
did you even read my original post?
the problem is that I DO know what people are actually like and I've lost all patience for dealing with it.
>>8201090
Get a vanilla boy
>>8201090
Dude fetishes are something that can't be helped ya know.
>>8201097
Yeah, I realized after a while. I'm trying to get fit now, and I'm not that chubby, but I still sort of feel bad about it
>>8201108
>their own flavor of obnoxious.
Like how you are a stuck up prudish bitch?
>>8201129
>>8201121
>i can't find any
H-hi
>>8201123
Good for you m8. If you need help or advice, don't hesitate to ask.
Although masc gen might be a better bet for fitness stuff.
>>8201132
Oh, you are a tranny. That explains it.
>>8201123
I know how you feel. I was 212. I'm down to 168. I still feel and look like shit.
>>8201188
>vanilla bf
H-hi
>>8200679
I lost my virginity when I was 30, if it makes you feel better.
I just remembered something
am I the only one here who has been to holidays/dinners with parents and parents' friends, and had other men (with wives) hit on you?
>>8201235
>when you say 'hit on you'?
who are you quoting?
>>8201251
>who are you quoting?
nah but what the fuck is "when you say 'hit on you'?" supposed to mean
>>8201166
I'm 147 at 183 cm lol, I might be dysmorphic or just really lacking in muscle (which considering my lifts isn't such a far-fetched idea)
>>8201129
Your flavor would be "insecurity".
Only a terminally insecure dumbass bitch would get personally offended that a complete stranger doesn't feel like dating.
>>8201258
The one that involves baseball bats or tire wrench.
>>8201259
Are you mixing imperial and metric or are you 147 kg? I am 5'8 168 pounds.
>>8201258
it's a phrase people over the age of 18 in english speaking countries would understand without needing to ask.
how old are you and what 3rd world shithole do you come from?
>>8201264
There is a difference in not feeling like dating and calling all gay men disgusting.
Your arrogance is why you will always be alone.
I may be insecure. Sometimes it is hard to tell if I'm really this ugly or it is in my head but supporting evidence says I am ugly. At least I can admit it.
>>8201258
It's the polite way of saying go into further detail about what they just said
Who here is into dirty talk? What do you like to hear? What do you hate?
>>8201278
I'm mixing, I weigh like 67 kg
>>8201288
>At least I can admit it.
You mean like I admitted my feelings anonymously online without worrying about how some insecure faggot is going to make it about them so they could get more attention?
You can throw out whatever dumbass tumblr "rude people have sad lives" hug-box logic you want to make yourself feel better, but I'm alone by choice because I choose to have higher standards and not to date any of the guys who constantly throw themselves at me online. They are the ones I was specifically talking about anyway, I don't even know you.
My whole complaint is that I can't find a decent guy and telling me that I will "always be alone" is just saying you think that there are no decent guys out there and that you think I should date gross losers.
Tried to have sex with the new boyfriend last night. It turns out he's packing an 8.8 inch monster dong thicker than my forearm. He couldn't fit it in because I was so tight, we had to give up in the end and just go to sleep, unfortunately
Advice for accommodating huge cocks? I'd really like him to be able to fuck me eventually.
>>8201330
Ask your fairy godmother to give you a loose ass.
What the hell do you think you should do, motherfucker.. go buy some dildos and practice stretching your ass till it fits.
Just make sure to do those butthole tightening exercises at the same time so your insides dont fall out into your diapers when you're an old man.
>>8201320
>just saying you think that there are no decent guys out there
It is me telling you that you couldn't recognize a decent man. Go ahead and describe what that means to you. I bet you want a man with no flaws that ignores all of yours.
>>8201330
Push out, as if you're shitting, it makes penetration easier. Make sure you're not getting fucked at an angle, it's one of the reasons missionary works, this will also involve adapting to the curvature of his dick. Lots of lube, too; don't be concerned about ending up with a slippery ass, it won't happen.
>>8201344
>>being friendly
>compliments my /fit/ness way too regularly and sits way too close to me for comfort when they're drunk
mind you this has happened more than once with more than one guy
>>8201359
They want a no homo bj from the fit gay guy, what's wrong with that?
>>8201367
while their wives watch?
>>8201344
are you sitting in the dark?
>>8201345
I don't want a guy who does hard drugs
I don't want a guy who gets wasted drunk all the time
I don't want a guy who thinks condoms are optional/"loves BB"
I don't want a guy with fucking HIV/AIDS
I don't want a guy who buys into the "bottom=woman/submissive, top=man/dominant" bullshit
I don't want a guy who wants me to tie him up and talk shit to him
I don't want a guy with a giant hoop in his dick
I don't want a guy who thinks leather and slings and getting fisted with a bottle of poppers shoved up each nostril is sexy
I don't want a guy who wears fucking womens underwear
I don't want a guy who wants to play/eat/drink shit and piss
I don't want a guy who shaves all the hair off his body so he can pretend he's a prepubescent child
That eliminates a good 98% of the faggots out there
"Decent" to me is a guy who's not running waving giant red flags with lit sparklers sticking out of his ass.
I meet tons of decent guys every day, but they are always straight... or if they are gay I can't tell and I'm not going to start asking every decent guy I meet if they are.. so I'm shit outta luck.
>>8201395
i n t e r n a l i s e d
h o m o p h o b i a
>>8201395
define hard drugs
>>8201395
>I don't want a guy who does hard drugs
rude desu
>>8201415
Everything except weed and hallucinogens.
>>8201395
You're okay, up to this point:
> I'm not going to start asking every decent guy I meet if they are
Why not? I'm sure you can figure out a way to state that you're gay without being obnoxious about it. And yes, this will expose you to rejection, but that's how looking for a guy and not settling for a random weirdo who wants to fuck you goes.
>>8201421
The turbo strains are pretty hard stuff. I would consider that hard drugs.
Also, if a guy smokes every fucking day it's a lot worse than if he dabbles with stuff occasionally.
>>8201395
I have met a grand total of 2 gay men that are guilty of any of that. Maybe you should stay away from bath houses and cruising spots. You are probably describing the vast majority of this board and definitely the vast majority of gays that I have met. When you break out of your delusion you might be able to find a man.
>>8200971
It's not like i can get muscled, or suddenly grow a beard. I'm an XXY, some shit is out of my control.
And, like, i'm still a fruity fucking faggot. I'm not gonna suddenly dress all boring and butch just to affirm my masculinity, that'd be lying to myself. I already don't give a fuck about shaving anything, and i don't wear make up. The most i do is paint my nails.
My sense of fashion is just trashy gay punk, it's not particularly girly.
>>8201444
Everyone has their own anecdotal evidence.
Congratulations on being one of 7.5 billion.
Hey underage kid who got banned from the discord for being underage, make an alt in like a week and rejoin.
>>8201454
You were always cute to me.
>>8201461
That applies to you as well you fucking idiot.
>>8201465
Are you a pedo who wants to see his pics?
>>8201473
I don't consume any form of pornography.
>>8201476
Gonna assume that's a yes since you're avoiding the question.
>>8201454
top qt
>>8201454
What ethnicity are you?
>>8201484
It's a no since I don't even watch porn of any form.
I like older looking guys if that answers your question now.
>>8201468
My point is that your life experience doesn't invalidate mine, so obviously it applies to me.
I was talking about my life, so unless you tell me where you live and let me move in with you so you can introduce me to every gay guy you meet, your advice is as useless as it is meaningless.
>>8201473
It's sops, our resident tranny and underage boy admirer.
>>8201522
Wasn't me. Unless you live in a gay population center,this doesn't happen.
Occam's razor tells me that you are just bitter and exaggerating. Look in another city.
>>8201395
I check all those boxes
unless you count prozac and bareback can be alright if you're both clean and committed imo
too bad I'm a socially broken sperg, oh well
>>8201540
I'd hope he doesn't discriminate against medication. Unless I misunderstood and you do prozac for fun.
>>8201552
no no it's prescribed although a point could be made that I take prozac to be ABLE to have fun
>>8201467
>>8201486
well i mean ok <3
>>8201493
I decided to try nofap.
Today a few weeks later I've been just watching porn without touching my self.
>tfw want to hook up with some top guy so much
>too afraid of stds from strangers
>>8201615
no fap is a meme you idiot
>>8196124
I want to jerks off a gay guy just for the sense of validation I get when he cums.
>>8201633
>jerks
>>8201615
Nofap is good for bottoms, makes your prostate more sensitive
>>8201615
Condoms and PreP, tho??
>be a teenager
>talk to guy online for months
>plan to meet up and all that
>asks if he can bareback me
>say no
>stops talking to me forever immediately after that conversation
>texts me happy birthday today 6 years later
anyone else /liferuined/?
what's up with faggots and pouting lips
>>8201704
6 years later? wtf why?!
>>8201719
mine just look like it
>>8201704
what possible reason could he have
>>8201723
it can't possibly be a coincidence given how common it is for gays to have them
>>8201719
I dunno, but its faggy as hell and a major turnoff.
>finally come out to mom as gay
>she's surprisingly supportive yet sad because she wants grandkids
>two days later backtrack and say I'm bi (lie)
>she's 100% cool with it now
Idk, should I not have done that? She's fine with me bringing a guy over (still live
with her atm) and I don't have to hide anything, and she gets to keep some hope. But, it's a lie and I don't think I can backtrack again.
>>8201759
if she REALLY wants grandkids she will start setting you up with women
if she doesn't want them that badly then it's fine
>>8198517
Chances are he hasn't seen it yet.
>>8201759
it's her fault for having one child only T B H
>>8201759
just impregnate a surrogate and raise your hellspawn with your eventual husband
>>8201766
She thought I was straight just bad with women up til now and never set me up. I guess if she did that I'd just tell her I'm only into guys atm. Or just hurt her feelings and come fully out.
It's probably not a big deal I guess. All in all most gays have it far worse.
>>8200655
No one really cares about you, unless they're family or spouse, the sooner you realize that the better you'll be off. Friends are flakes and not worth having.
>>8201759
my mom reacted so heart breakingly estatic the first time she saw me with someone feminine.
Jokes on her, tho
[spoiler]They weren't even an mtf, he was just a trap[/spoiler]
>>8201812
This. ~50k apiece isn't too bad.
>>8201839
>traps dating traps
MASS HYSTERIA
>>8201956
I mean it was more of a week long fling and nowadays our relationship is completely platonic.
I really can't keep myself attracted to other fems like that. I need masculinity in my partner.
I like playing hard to get to guys because it makes me feel even more wanted
>>8202039
chicks with dicks general
>>8202039
>not exclusively seeing socially awkward 4-6/10 30-40 year old guys because they are the most desperate and most wealthy
step up your game chump
What's gaygens opinion of the billy herrington meme?
>>8202111
old and gay, a terrible combination
>>8202111
why does he have a figma?
Been dating bf for 2.5 weeks.
Too soon to introduce him to the parents?
>>8202263
If you live with your parents yes. If not go ahead.
>>8202283
I do live with my parents, yeah.
How long should I wait then?
>>8202324
>billy herrington
Until you move out.
>>8202324
At least 3 months. Never rush things.
>>8202324
let him run into your mom when she's off to buy you chicken tendies
What is your acceptable age range for dating?
>>8202796
legal to not-decrepit
>>8202814
Seriously or are you just desperate or a smart ass?
>>8202796
im 18.
I'll have casual FWB-relationships with 18-26 year olds
I'll date 18-21 year olds
the problem i that i usually go for guys who are about 25ish, so its tough to find bfs. My current boyfriend is 20, but luckily he looks 25 so it works out well.
>>8202821
I'm a total virgin but as long as they're likeable and in reasonable shape I don't see why not
>>8202838
boyfriend =/= fwb
Would you really be okay with introducing your parents to a 50 year old?
>>8202850
no, but I would be okay with dating him for a few years, assuming I find him attractive
but it would be weird to go hey mom dad here's this guy who's your age and btw he's penetrating my bp every night k
>>8199008
>wanting perfection but being severely fucked up
deserve to die alone t b h
>>8202796
Within my decade mostly, plus around five years older than myself; any younger and I feel like a creepy uncle, any older and it's daddy issues territory.
>>8202796
i care less about their numerical age and more about how old they look
honestly between 25-40 i can barely tell the difference with some guys
>>8201090
Nice, I'm on the right track.
My goal is to make lifting my bad habit desu, I want to eat/lift too much instead of not enough.
What is it with gay guys in their 40s plus? They can't go a single conversation without mentioning the fact that they could be your dad or some weird shit.
>lol i've not even told you my age yet you'll probably stop talking to me lol
fuck off with your issues man! If I'm replying to you then clearly I think you're at least mildly attractive
>>8202957
Homos raised in the Bad Old Days when homosexuality was very taboo often repressed their sexuality. The only gay outlets they ever had was fetish magazines and pervy stuff like that.
So now that its ok to be gay, they're super gross and peverted since they never had the normal + healthy outlets young gays have today.
>>8202957
Probably cause they're using old pics and hoping you've got a thing for older guys.
>>8202976
h-haha y-yeah who'd ever be into perverted stuff a-am I right
>>8202998
Being into peverted stuff is fine
Basing your entire life around peverted stuff and forcing it onto younger guys who arent interested is sad and pathetic
>>8202957
>>8202976
I'm an old gay (52) and the reason I tell kids that come on to me that I'm old enough to be their father is so that they will go away.
I'm not attracted to them.
I like men my age.
They often think that they are doing me a favor by talking to me or telling me I'm hot and it IS nice to hear I'm hot but they are just not sexy to me.
They remind me of little girls.
And, no, I'm not "super gross and perverted".
We had porn back then, magazines and movies on VHS and in theaters.
We had gay bars and "personal ads" (matchmaking services) you just had to correspond via US mail instead of email or chat so it took a few days instead of instantaneous but I think in a lot of ways it was more fun and healthier way to live.
Kids nowadays think they know everything but they never leave the house.
They don't have close friends like we do and they don't seem to have social lives other than bitching and ranting online.
>>8203035
what about younger guys who are interested
>>8203045
>using 4chan past the age of 30
>unironically whines about 'kids nowadays' and 'muh technology'
Holy shit man, re-evaluate your life decisions
>>8203057
You must be 18+ to post here.
>>8203045
>Kids nowadays think they know everything
can't you see the irony in this? you spouting all this nonsense as if you know everything...?
>>8203123
>If he knows I don't know everything, then he must know everything
Stay in school.
>>8203133
Work on your reading comprehension, retard.
>>8203142
Reminding you that you don't know everything is the same as being a know it all? You might want to calm down.
>>8203133
i think you need to go back to school mate. Now I know why they make you do your driving test again when you become old. It's because you become a complete spacko after 35
>>8203157
>kids nowadays never leave the house
>kids nowadays dont have close friends
>kids nowadays dont have social lives
>kids nowadays only bitch online
Absolute spastic. I understand why youre on 4chan now - you might be 52 but you have the mental ability of a 13 year old.
>>8203123
>Being this triggered.
Ah, to be young and dumb again.
>>8203045
Did you ever go cruising when you were younger? As a younger gay guy it's hard to wrap my mind around how things worked back in the day.
I admit to being spoiled by the information age.
>>8203045
>tee hee don't hit on me silly boys
>>8203217
Lol some guys are thirsty for older dudes. I've been called daddy way more than I like at 27.
>>8203197
>>8203157
>triggered
>u mad???
Why does a """52 year old"""" type like a 16 year old?
Hey gaygen, what Yugioh starter deck should I get if I want to learn how to play?
>>8203243
just watch hearthstone streamers instead
>>8203243
>odd subject for gaygen but I'll give my 2 cents
to learn it might be worth getting one of the games (the 3ds one would be best as it has xyzs in it)
for real cards though maybe wait till one of the newer ones are out as they're bringing a new monster type out
I keep thinking that I want to have sex, because it just makes sense to me that I'd want to, and I love doing solo buttstuff. But every time I've had a hookup in the last 3 years, I've been unable to find the motivation and we end up just cuddling and sucking eachother off. What's wrong with me?
What's gaygens opinions and experiences of blacks and various other minorities?
>>8203305
For some people romantic attraction is just as important as phyical attraction when it comes to sex
Try having sex you care about emotionally next time.
>>8203316
My opinion is that your post belongs on /pol/ and my experience is that shitty racebait like your question significantly lowers the level of discourse and trashes the thread.
>>8203316
Blacks are fine but every gay black dude I know is a flamer.
Asians are the ideal bf race but none of them are tops. Top asians are truly unobtainium
And I'm the only gay Hispanic person I know
>>8203329
>tfw had a masc top asian bf
Checkmate.
>>8203322
>My opinion is that your post belongs on /pol/ and my experience is that shitty racebait like your question significantly lowers the level of discourse and trashes the thread.
I'm not racebaiting though, I'm curious
>>8203238
Not the old guy. Just amazed you're this upset.
If someone said my generation was shit is probably shrug and agree.
>>8203329
I love Hispanic guys. That fucking ass.
Black dude asses are too fat and squishy even if they look nice.
>>8203335
fwbs don't count
>>8203361
>tfw depressing ass
>>8203316
They tend to be nice. But I'm a big white guy. No one has given me shit in over a decade.
I only really interact work thirsty bottoms though.
>>8203316
race doesn't matter, just as long as you're a decent person
>>8203316
Classy black professional dudes are A+ but the average gay black man is absolute cancer. All other minorities are fine.
>>8203357
I was merely pointing out that shitting on other groups because they believe themselves to be superior and then claiming that your group is superior is fucking dumb
>>8203371
Squats and lunges baby.
>>8203431
i WILL get this
is my bf being a terrible top a valid reason for breaking up with him
>>8203461
aight another question
how cunty is it to stay with him until I've found another potential bf. I don't want to be single again, would rather have a shitty top as my bf.
>>8203494
very
>>8203503
You just described your BF as a fat lazy slob so I think you know what you want to do.
>>8203494
Using someone is extremely cunty. It's one of the reasons why people hate gold diggers.
Just break up with him and go for casual sex.
>>8203510
but he is slightly overweight and he can't be arsed fucking me so that's just the facts
and I would rather have this than being single again, after spending years of looking for a bf I finally found him
and well, he has his upsides as well. his cock is literally 10/10 and the most delicious lollipop I've ever tasted
>>8203520
I've had terrible luck with casual sex, with condoms breaking nearly every time and catching stis
They let me walk around outside
I thought i was doing so well with the nutritional IV, i thought i had my strength back
But all it took was a walk to show me what a frail breakable twig i still am, jfc
Suddenly a lot more nervous about the surgery
>>8203743
owo whats this story about
>>8203761
I'm just in the hospital getting treated for malnutrition before a big surgery, to make sure i have the strength to recover
That's all, really
>>8203761
MtF
that's it
>>8203743
>feeds on cum
typical
>>8203814
Had every doctor in the place come around and contribute, too
Gotta have my cummies
It's actually more like super fortified milk
There's 1,351.8 calories in it, and a whole whopping 100 grams of protein. I go through one bag every 24 hours
>>8203834
You live a pathetic life. You probably shouldn't have been born.
>>8203843
*glomps u*
fucking afro americans interracial porn isn't as fun when the black isn't a bluenigger
>>8204003
No.
It's an old bullying meme.
I used to be, or thought i was, but i'm not.
But also: don't be transphobic
>>8204003
circe's parents surgically destroyed his libido and ruined his penis and balls so that he wouldn't touch himself as a teenager or kid because they are religious. he can't get sexually satisfied or cum anymore.
>>8204036
it's 100%, also my asshole is sewn shut so i can't even bottom
it's to remove some strictures and dead tissue in my esophagus
they're super painful and also keep my from eating like 90% of the time, which is why i'm on the nutritional iv beforehand
on thursday i'm getting most of my esophagus removed and it's a big ol scary major surgery
>>8204089
awww ok, take care. (trannies are still fucking disgusting however)
>>8204089
But i have seen you take dick. Why are you such a fucking liar tranny freak?
>>8204153
He was joking you dense fuck
How do you deal with a guy who turns out to be ugly? Thankfully we were just camming and so I blocked him, but I know this was rude. What is the polite way to deal with this kind of situation?
>>8204292
lol.
don't be polite, just be yourself.
you don't actually care about what ugly people feel so don't pretend like you do.
emotions are for ugly people.
you don't have to worry about that until you turn 23.
>>8204292
I didn't know how to deal with this myself. And I've never had anyone who didn't just block me or stop replying to me.
But one time a guy was just honest when I sent him a dick pic of my small penis and he just said something like
>I'm not interested, thanks
and I was like
>that's fine, see you
and I didn't bother him any more.
>>8204464
that sigil looks so happy
>>8204464
>this is someone's actual life
>>8204464
feeling better now? *nudges groin*
OwO wats this....? i-it's growing :sc
>>8204489
I hope you get the help that you need. Good luck with your surgery. I once threw myself into traffic during a fugue.
*bumps the last thread that hasn't hit bump limit yet*
ah yes devilish
>>8204464
I still have never seen a good argument for homosexuality as sin. Maybe there's one in here, but I'm willing to bet it's just some schizophrenic using cherrypicked Biblical evidence and outright made-up history to pretend that God hates fags.
If "thou shalt not boink boys" were in the Ten Commandments, or if adultery were "any sex not in marriage," maybe you'd have a point. But the Bible doesn't say that premarital sex is a sin. Only in a few chapters is sexual sin ever properly defined, and they don't give reasons why they are sins either.
whooo i'm TRAMADOL high, courtesy of the hospital
so fuzzy, so floaty
so cuddly
aahh everything is soft
the air is soft
New thread >>8205670