/mtfg/ Transgirl General

I've been trying to post a new thread for more than an hour but I can't make any new threads.

night mtfg, going to bed now, wanted to let you know, just so there's no confusion, just in case

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this roleplay has gone TOO FAR

>>8188056
Why not?

>>8188059
Just tries to upload forever and never finishes, eventually times out.

>>8188058
kek everyone calling hips a retard

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>>8188047
>Bed edition
b-but, it's already too slow :/

>>8188047
It's too early for bed!

>>8188065
As the Hulk once said..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDDTJMc83mk

It hurts when I jerk off now.

>>8188086
That's because girls don't jerk off, silly.

>>8188086
See a doctor xD

>>8188088
i love masturbating while looking @ yaoi

>>8188090
It doesnt hurt that much.

>>8188095
Girls shouldn't talk about masturbation habits >:l

>>8188101
The way you said it made me interpret it as excruciating pain. xD

Why is it so slow.. oh it's 3 AM. Not sleepy..

>>8188113
If you want to meme with me I just got off work

>>8188121
hi der

I'm just watching a stream and waiting to feel sleepy

9mg of melatonin so far and I feel nothing

https://www.twitch tv/greentekken

>>8187996
C++ is hell

t. professional C++ programmer

Bed Edition? Soooo...Slumber party?

>>8188127
I never liked C++. I much prefer Ocaml. If I need to go down to the hardware level, I'll use C.

>>8188133
PILLOW FIGHT

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good morning!!!!!!

>>8188139
What have I DONE?!?!

>>8188139
I've only ever had one and I cowered behind my pillow like it was a shield >.>

>>8188152
that's a pretty good strategy
>>8188144
ensured your destruction

>>8188142
Morning! That is good!

>>8188152
Were the pillows actually just sacks full of hammers? Those are the best pillow fights.

>>8188158
I....Deserve it.

>>8188163
nuh-uh it's just playful destruction
you deserve huggs afterward

>>8188160
hello!! how are you!!

>>8188125
I'm prolly gonna vidya for a bit and go to bed
Getting a box of the new mtg set when I get up

>>8188158
It was, until it became a 3v1!

>>8188160
That sounds... unorthodox and very painful.

>>8188142
Good morning :)

Has any of you transitioned without telling anyone in your family upfront that you were transitioning?

At what point did your parents tell you "ok wtf is going on, why do you look like a girl so much?"

>>8188171
I got more lil smooth areas after my last electro appointment!~!!!!

>>8188164
>Playful Destruction
Sounds like a band name. But yes, hugs will always be welcome.

>>8188165
Hi! I'm faaaaaantastic! You?!

>>8188170
It is both of those things.

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>>8188178
Comic or Stardust?

>>8188174
For me when I was 18 it took them about 2 years to really notice it. I honestly couldn't tell a difference at all in the mirror.

>>8188177
That's wonderful :D I bet you are pretty excited about that

>>8188184
Huh? Sorry, went over my head.

>>8188178
this is happening!>>8188177
super excited ><
>>8188195
!!!!!!!!

>>8188193
lol! Were you on hormones? Were they still calling you son and your boy name?
Do you remember how the conversation went? I was asking because I find the situation incredible. Like, imagine someone you know starts morphing into the opposite gender for no reason (without you knowing about hormone treatments and all of that.)

>>8188197
I am happy for you :D It won't be long now!

>>8188197
Smooth is good, nice to feel.

>>8188196
Did you choose your name from Ziggy Stardust or the comic Ziggy? Sounds like from somewhere else.

tfw no lola gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

>>8188201
it really is
>>8188200
it's real encouraging! before the last one I just really had one lil smooth spot now there is quite a few, so there will be even more after next time, I'm almost 6 months into electro now but I'm almost there!!!

Does anyone else find themselves staring at other people's eyebrows and desperately wanting to fix them, or is that just me?

hmmm

>>8188203
Oh! No, just sounded goofy.

>>8188211
pleeease fix mine i suck at doing them

>>8188199
Uhh well my mom noticed my breasts. They knew I was taking *something* but didn't know what it was. Kind of just came out randomly she was screaming at me that I was doing bad stuff to myself because I had breasts and looked like a girl. They probably forgot about it already, or know and don't want to think about it. Not sure what I'll do in 6 months or a year when the same weird conversation comes back up.

I haven't come out to them but I sort of have? They know I'm "different" but don't know the exact way I think. Hopefully I can just move out and cut them out of my life without them ever finding out about the name Natalie or what I'm doing.

Going to have some odd one-sided conversations when I get girl voice down since I plan on talking a fair bit and the walls here are paper thin. "HEY SON I HEARD A GIRL IN YOUR ROOM LAST NIGHT WERE YOU WITH A G U R L???? ;D"
"I told you like 11 years ago I only like guys fuck off I'm still never having kids or getting married"

>>8188212
hmmmm?

>>8188211
I find myself being jealous of other people's eyebrows all the time because I don't have much hair in them and I used to be bullied for that in school.

>>8188217
mmmmmm

>>8188221
mmmhm.

>go 2 days w/o fin and my hair falls out
never having fun ever again

>>8188223
mm! oh-hoh!

>>8188215
>tfw you ARE the girl in your room

>>8188227
aha! oh-hoh! hmm?

>>8188215
>"I told you like 11 years ago I only like guys fuck off I'm still never having kids or getting married"
kek

>>8188213
I was wondering if you were a Bowie fan. A friend was really into Bowie in his Ziggy Stardust era.

>>8188228
bamboozled

>>8188233
Part of me really wants to just pull off my pants and show my parents that I cut my balls off and can never pass their worthless genetics on

>>8188234
Ah. I like Bowie alright when I'm in the right mood. More of a Jazz/Swing person.

>>8188242
jazz? i'm your man, doll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoPL7BExSQU

>>8188214
You can post pictures maybe, but I don't think it'd be worth it for you to visit me for that unless you live fairly close, and unless you live in my county, there is no way I can come to you.
>>8188218
Most people have shit eyebrows in some way if you really look at them so try not to worry too much about yours. Yours are probably not nearly as bad as some I've seen.

>>8188240
You or them?

>>8188244
Mmmm, Davis.

>>8188240
Biologically speaking the only worth a person has is counted by how many grandchildren they were able to produce, so it's normal that they bust your non-existant balls. Just lie to them.

>>8188242
I like jazz, but don't really know the performers well. I usually listen to the jazz & blues radio shows they have on public radio.

>>8188256
I grew up on it and classical. Never took a liking to modern music, only ever in rare occurrences.

>>8188254
wat

>>8188255
I've made it abundantly clear to them that I plan to kill myself and they encourage me to hurry up.

>>8188240
Also, I would like to be a fly on the wall during that conversation.

>>8188251
I don't really worry about them much. But I am very self-concious about myself, I got some very bad genetic luck, not in terms of general body and face. Things like rosacea, keratosis, other skin problems, missaligned lower jaw, and stuff. If I didn't have those genetic deficits I think I would actually be handsome. I try not to think about it much, sometimes I feel bad when I look at myself in pictures though.

>>8188267
You said bamboozled. Who was bamboozled?

>>8188273
Them

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>>8188230
*kills u*

>>8188281
speaking of dark souls. is onlyafro /ourgal/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81otgxHsrdM

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>taking pictures to experiment with angles and lighting
>cannot even recognize the person I see anymore
>look in mirror
>who tf is that person lol
>becoming dissociated with reality

>>8188288
>>becoming dissociated with reality
not a girl but iktf

>>8188288
I've been getting body dissociation when I look in mirrors too

I miss Kit

>>8188261
I was eclectic. I listened to lots of different styles.

>>8188279
Oh. Okay. Sorry. I was a tard for all off 4 minutes there.

>>8188288
iktf also lost my sense of time everything is just a big blur

>>8188267
>I've made it abundantly clear to them that I plan to kill myself and they encourage me to hurry up.
Wew lad, I'm sorry if it is that bad.
Most people are very hurt so they are horrible to other people, many of those people are our parents, and they do shitty things to us.

>>8188298
I tried, however, it always came down to jazz, classical, thrash metal, or industrial rock. With a mild liking of various random songs outside those genres.

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>I need peoples to co-op with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzJDimvPW1Y

>>8188281
Poor onion bro :(

>>8188289
>>8188291
>>8188303
wake me up inside

>tfw want to be a girl but not trutrans enough to ever actually transition

why can't I just be normal

honestly the term 'trutrans' is in and of itself 'trutrans'
if you were really dedicated to being a cis girl you wouldn't give a fuck about people supposedly polluting the trans label

oh my god i want to go to walmart and get pickles so badly but its almost 5 am and i should have slept 6 hours ago and i need to be up in 6 hours

>honestly the term 'trutrans' is in and of itself 'trutrans'
*is in and of itself not 'trutrans'
whoops my brain doesn't work when i'm depressed haha

>>8188311
I wonder if the dissociation thing will get worse

>>8188322
You can lickle the pickle later. Get some sleep.

>>8188325
idk famalam. I always had problems recognizing myself in the mirror but HRT seems to be working a lot faster than before last time and I look so different every time I look in the mirror I'm not sure if I'm crazy or dreaming and idk its all very strange and confusing and I hate being mentally ill

>>8188251
eh they're just sloppy, i fucked up the symmetry
also a softer angle would probably look better
of course i'm realizing that after i plucked them god dammit

>>8188329
Nyehhhhh I'm not sleepy and I want to fill my throat with salty stuff

>>8188334
......I....I can't...

>>8188307
I'm not sure I could tell you all the styles. soft rock, punk, post punk, psychedelic rock, folk, disco, house, no wave, classical, opera, blues, jazz, and many more.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLE4YkUAFR8

>>8188330
>I look so different every time I look in the mirror
I want this

>>8188334
....I will resist...

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>>8188336
>>8188341
?_?

>>8188340
It's not always in a good way

>>8188343
:(

My copy of Lolita flung itself from the pile of books it was on top of at my feet
Or maybe Ada pushed it off in an attempt to remind me to finish reading itself
Who knows
Maybe my library is haunted

>look at self in mirror
>think I could be an okay looking guy if I wasn't a girl
weird feel

>>8188285
no

>>8188343
What's salty and HRT cuts the production of?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONszZx3rkic

>>8188348
you're going to be a good looking girl too tho

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hello

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i got hungry and decided to dip some plain cheese slices in random condiments in my fridge

cheese and jam tastes good, and so does cheese and mayonnaise, and cheese and mustard

i don't like cheese and hot sauce though (or hot sauce by itself)

>>8188356
Testosterone? idk i never tasted it before

What's the average opinion you'll find in mtfs in regards to being a feminazi: "all men are pigs", "a woman's accusation should be enough proof to convict a man of rape", "men should pay for dates", saying they get harrassed because some guy told them "hi, you look pretty" while walking on the street, etc.?

Is it more common to find feminist trans because they want to be part of the team girls vs boys, or not so much because they empathise with guys from before they transitioned?

>>8188370
I don't think T is salty...

come on hips, grow grow grow!!

just a inch or two :(

>>8188358
Hallo

>>8188373
Me neither, T is always emulsified in an oil so it would probably taste oily.

>>8188371
I've never personally met one that's like that but 4chan is incredibly anti-SJW.

>>8188371
No I've never met a fringeminist trans personally

>>8188357
stop hugboxing me ;_;

That Feeling When No Boyfriend

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>>8188390
that's just what she does though, it's kind of her thing (that and currently going through a communist phase)

>>8188332
Unless you fucked up really badly, few people will pay enough attention to notice slight discrepancies, people who look at your face often enough might notice but this would only be close friends, maybe family, etc. And then there are people like me who might stare at them, but you'll see us staring and you can just dismiss us for our rudeness.

Also don't worry too much: as the hairs grow back you can fine tune your eyebrows.

You know, I barely even noticed people's eyebrows until I started doing mine, and now I always notice. I watch a show and notice when an actor or actress has clearly had their eyebrows done. I see hairs that probably should have been plucked that I believe to have been left there on purpose just for the sole purpose of making it look like their eyebrows weren't done, even though i still have the feeling that they definitely were. I sometimes try to consider the implications of the decision for a character to have raw, unchanged eyebrows. Occasionally I find impeccable eyebrows and wish I could ever even have the chance of having such beautiful eyebrows.

>>8188367
I think cheese and jam would be good. I'm not much of a mayo person, but throw in a slice of tomato and that would be magic. I'm not fond of most cheese/mustard combos, especially if it's the shitty yellow mustard. Cheese and hot sauce are better as complimentary ingredients in cooking, depends on the cheese and hot sauce in question. Also now that I think about it, what exactly do you mean by "plain cheese slices"? Because that could make

>>8188397
don't be rude to my friend sertii

also she's been doing the communism thing for about as long as me i don't think it's a phase

>>8188367
a huge difference. >_<

>>8188400
>also she's been doing the communism thing for about as long as me i don't think it's a phase
karl marx went through a communism phase for a long time too

until he died, i believe

>>8188371
The problem here is that the reason some feminists are called feminazis is because they're completely irrational in their hatred for men
All men are pigs? I'll agree that there are repulsive men but there are equally if not more repulsive women shamelessly flaunting their disgusting selves because you'd rather find a rotting pussy under a mountain of fat rolls than a micropenis
A woman's accusation is enough to convict a man of rape? Sure, if you hate all legal tradition dating back to the goddamn Sumerians who were like "maybe you should have to prove that someone actually committed a crime before we execute them?"
Men should pay for dates? If they invited the woman out. Your date, your wallet. Unless you establish beforehand splitting costs.
Saying hey you're pretty is sexual harassment? Maybe if you're desperate enough to consider a compliment as a proposition. This is the reason I don't compliment strangers, even if I like what they're doing with their style or fashion

>>8188397
>phase
yeah dude over 6 years kind of a long phase lol
>hugboxing
>whenever you say something positive it's not true and you only say it because you want to make the other person feel better
>good things can never be true

>>8188399
yeah it's not much to worry about
kinda bummed out that they make me look like more of an ugly gay boy though
also i admire how observant you are, damn

>>8188412
>whenever you say something positive it's not true and you only say it because you want to make the other person feel better
we don't say nice things to make others feel better, we do it to acquire social currency by appearing "nice" to other people

and sometimes so they give us things too (like rare pokemon cards or sex)

>>8188420
ok nigel whatever you say lol
i totally care about looking nice and never call people retards on here :^)

I should try to sleep, fix sleeping schedule before it gets out of control. Good night!

>>8188420
Uhm, I only ever say nice things to someone if I mean it. I've tried giving compliments that I don't mean, but they somehow twist themselves into minor insults at best.

>>8188418
Not necessarily observant: quite possibly delusional.

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>>8188423
I want to know how you always know it's me. You're smarter than you look.

>>8188425
Sleep well!

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>>8188403

>>8188430
desu its the filename that gives you away and your stupid hugboxing shit

are you buying me dinner btw ill be there in a week or so

I really need to get a college degree. I'm just shooting myself in the foot for dating as a transbian, by not having one. ADHD has me fucked real good. Fuck.

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>>8188381
>>8188387
>>8188404
>tfw thinking of ditching the bleeding jew because I am sick of being treated like shit for being a man in society and contemplating going for the t alternative

>>8188404
>If they invited the woman out. Your date, your wallet.
MMmmhh, I don't agree with this one because if a man except a woman to ask him out he will literally never go on a date in his life, but I can live with that. The others were the deal breakers.

Just got to my parents' place. I regret filling my suitcase with light clothes. It's freezing and there's fucking snow. Wish they warned me.

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gm mtfg
how are you ?
everything okay?

My front teeth smells like shit all the time.

>>8188452
idk why you ever used bangs, your brow is small

>>8188445
I've been asked out many times by women, including before I began transition

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>>8188442
How long are you here for? I might be working - I'll have to see whether I can make space for you in my busy schedule. On the other hand, I'm skipping work for the second day in a row to go to a job interview, so if I'm unlucky and stretch my natural charm a bit too thin over the coming days, I could end up a NEET by then and you'll have to buy ME dinner.

I like fish and dislike eating carb-heavy meals, just FYI.

>>8188453
brush them twice daily
front and back

>>8188453
you might have cavities

>>8188457
Well, excuuuuuse Mr. James Bond

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>>8188392
That feeling when having a boyfriend and can´t sleep and cuddle with him in a bed and just tell him how much I love him and listening love songs because I feel so shit without him making me laugh, being goofy and just doing stupid stuff that I have to correct him. I like how he always hold my hand and just smiles at me and sometimes just do random stuff and surprises me ;_____;

>>8188460
i'll be there till the 9th - i'm busy though and i only suggested this so i could then turn you down.

>i like fish and dislike eating carb-heavy meals

i assume this means both sushi and fish and chips are out of the question then.

Nevermind, our tastes wouldn't align :^)

Honestly good luck with your interviews tho

>>8188466
Nah senpai James Bond seduces women
I just rock the cute and vulnerable vibe and people want to cuddle me and take me to dinner

>>8188449
can you layer?
It's also been chilly here.

>>8188469
That doesn't make any sense, why can't you do that stuff if you do have a bf?

OK, the yawns are getting to much. It's bedtime.

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>>8188472
>i'm busy though and i only suggested this so i could then turn you down.
Too bad I got to pull that card first. Gonna have to be quicker on the draw than that Sertii, my gun's already smoking.

>Nevermind, our tastes wouldn't align :^)
I have good taste, so I'm inclined to agree. Watch yourself while you're in my city though - I didn't acquire my reputation as the most feared poster in /mtfg/ for nothing, y'know.

>>8188478
I'm in your city and I'm either irrelevant enough to escape your notice or you're not actually that fearsome.

I'm going for the latter as to maintain some manner of pride.

>>8188474
Well, added a layer as soon as I got there, yeah.

>>8188478
<3

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>>8188480
I try not to go for the low-hanging fruit.

>>8188476
He lives in a different state and we can´t see every month and the flights cost a lot. ;___;

>>8188491
You'll find I'm very smart and also extremely strong.*

*I frequently have trouble with the doors at one of the buildings in my uni due to my utterly infantile strength.

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>>8188497
>*I frequently have trouble with the doors at one of the buildings in my uni due to my utterly infantile strength.
Judging by the quality of your posts, that door must lead to where they hold the lectures on critical thinking.

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>>8188492
Why would you leave the most important part of the story that makes everything make sense out of it?

>>8188497
does it turn you on to need a boy to help you with doors and things?

was smiles a cis girl all along, like chara?

I have a theory on why small qt transbians treat manshoulders hons like gutter trash

They were frail and faggy as guys so obviously they were bullied, and they perceive us big hons as the asshats who bullied them and are getting their revenge

I regret pushing that frail Indian kid on the ground in middleschool after he shit talked me. I'm suffering for my sins

>tfw you think your voice s at least kinda squeaky and effeminate and have been voice chatting for a lil while
>tfw you actually hear it played back and it just sounds like your lispy boyvoice except slightly higher pitch
i want to die
>tfw you try to take a selfie but look disgusting

>>8188293
Same :(

>>8188507
Rude. I have good grades on critical essays. I'm just physically pathetic. On the other hand, I'm taller than you despite being a South American sooo....
>>8188533
I'm gay though.

I'd probably feel embarrassed if another girl helped me with things like this.

>>8188543
There's a dysphoria general now

Hey Anna can I tell u something

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>>8188546
>Rude. I have good grades on critical essays. I'm just physically pathetic. On the other hand, I'm taller than you despite being a South American sooo....
We are the same height actually - 170cm. My self-confidence makes me seem bigger anyway. Most people I meet on a daily basis assume I'm around 180cm.

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>>8188546
>LeninMarx

posting pics of myself is super disingenuous because i always look like shit in 9/10 of them but there's one or two where i look okay, and then i post that one on /soc/ to get moderately decent ratings and feel okay about myself

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>>8188556
Must suck needing to rely on active height

>>8188549
no

>>8188562
Don't diss my active height, or you and me are gonna get into an active fight.

Dork.

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I had a dream that my ears leaked runny earwax and I went on a quest to kill some guy that had earplugs so I could take them and plug my ears.

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>>8188567
I don't fight people shorter than me
Seems kinda rude

I ordered FASTFOOD!!!!

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>go back on normal hrt schedule after drug and drink bender
>lucid dream where it's a reality where I was always a girl
>self aware and say "I wish I could stay here forever"

BUT MY DREAMS, THEY AREN'T AS EMPTY AS MY CONSCIOUS SEEMS TO BE

I HAVE HOURS, ONLY LONELY.
MY LOVE IS VENGEANCE. THAT'S NEVER FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>8188579
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
iktf

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>>8188573
You won't be taller than me when you're on your knees.

I'm always looking down on you figuratively anyway, you remember that.

>>8188579
The original is literally a billion times better.

>>8188584
>implying i wasn't quoting the original

literally Who

>>8188583
do manlets like headpats?

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good lucc

>>8188576
cool

>>8188586
I am the one who gives headpats. It's actually an important part of my 16-step Pavlovian training regime.

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>>8188583
>You won't be taller than me when you're on your knees.
I dunno, I think it might be too close to call, you're pretty wee

Also, that's kinda hot

>>8188596
sounds hot.

bica makes me really fucking agp

>>8188601
???

I'm so hungry.

>>8188602
hi anon can i trade you food stamps for sex

>>8188597
>>8188598
>Also, that's kinda hot
>sounds hot
I thought HRT was supposed to kill your sex drive.

Well, whatever. Morally speaking, you're all small fries compared to me anyway.

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>>8188609
Idk my experience has been quite the opposite.

So tell me, is the getting on my knees part of your pavlonian training regimen? I'd like a brochure.

>>8188606
i don't have any food stamps

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>>8188615
>So tell me, is the getting on my knees part of your pavlonian training regimen? I'd like a brochure.
No, that's actually part of the admittance test.

The brochure is part of it though. It's what I use to hit you with when you make sassy comments about height.

>>8188538
i-i dont think so

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>tfw super conflicted on getting hair cut

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>>8188619
Sounds terrible, I guess I shouldn't misbehave. Unless you want me to~

>>8188627
is this supposed to be mra or feminist?

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My room has been cleaned and I'm waiting on my girl clothes I want them NOW
Will probably try sell some of my junk i got laying around because I need money despite how much I'm spending on clothes

>>8188625
kawfay
gween tea

>>8188617
um
no anon
i was going to be paying you

>>8188620
you're going to have to post proof of that, missy

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>>8188634
uhhhh
how do i prove that :_:
does timeline work
http://imgur.com/gallery/JRznT

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>>8188626
I don't think it really matters what I want, since you seem to exist to annoy people on the internet.

I get the feeling that hitting you to try and induce good behaviour would only end up having the opposite effect anyway.

>>8188630
what's the point of girl clothes if you're eternal boimodo?

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Fundies bring joy to my morning

>>8188638
um i was shitposting but thanks for the timeline
desu you always looked pretty girly

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>>8188642
I can wear them in my house with my friends... I want FFS

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>>8188644
is that siamese hons?

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>>8188640
>I get the feeling that hitting you to try and induce good behaviour would only end up having the opposite effect anyway.
There's only one way to find out

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>>8188644
I thought self love was masturbation?
>>8188650
Lel.

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>>8188650
Kek

>>8188656
It is

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>>8188654
I doubt I'd be making any new discoveries, but I might be the first one to actually write it down.

At least if you don't make it into university, you can be part of my paper, entitled: "The Effects of Corporal Punishment on West Canadian Trannies". You always wanted to make a contribution to science, didn't you?

my food is 45 minutes late reeee

>>8188629
neutral

this post was wirtten only with my index fingers

>>8188692
tyis post was written with my nose

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real nigga hours who /up/
rezz concert in san fran tomorrow
woop woop

>>8188549
Yes

>fap to tg transformation porn to alleviate dysphoria
>start hrt
>can't fap to it anymore as feelings of jealousy and envy are too much to handle

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>>8188675
I seem to have misjudged you
I had no idea you were a man of science.

I do like experiments if you're ever interested.

can you be a tranny and a jugalette too

>>8188715
You'll pass perfectly, no matter how bad your hygeine is. Actually the worse your hygeine the better the disguise.

>>8188701
I love you
like
a hECKING lot
ok?
thanks

>>8188704
There's tg transformation porn?

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hair cut important????

>>8188740
got my hair cut recently to get rid of split ends

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>>8188707
I consider myself to be a bit of an amateur transthropologist. Chasers usually consider it a hard science, but it's nothing you can't teach yourself if you have a couple of spare hours an evening.

>I do like experiments if you're ever interested.
The only experiments I'm interested in doing with you are ones where we test the limits of your pain tolerance.

>>8188744
I don't really have those but I want to know if getting hair cut is important, my hair is currently just grown out version of the last cut I got over a year or two ago

>>8188696
feet this omnm3e *one

>>8188749
All depends if you are presenting or not.

>>8188707
what helps with mdma like comedowns?

>>8188754
I'm not sure, I only wear girl cloths and my glasses are a purplish color

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>>8188743
honk honk

>>8188759
no, koots
don't do it

>>8188759
I'm l-looking D:

>talking to a guy
>6'4", older, white, professional, attractive, ticks all boxes
>He asks if i will top him and cum on his face
Will SRS enable me to finally get a nice straight bf? Because I'm tired of this chaser bullshit.

>>8188764
At least he was upfront about it, even if its degenerate

>>8188764
i could probably get into hard domming chasers t b q h

>>8188758
Then you should get a girls cut that fits your face

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8188769
hhhighly

triggered
r
i
ggered
g
e
r
ed
d

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>>8188747
>The only experiments I'm interested in doing with you are ones where we test the limits of your pain tolerance.
So uhh
When do we start?

>>8188785
How much have you made selling those shirts?

>>8188793
around $2k so far

>>8188775
i'm just saying
of course if they enjoyed it it'd be less optimal

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>>8188777
I started hurting you a long time ago, but that's just mentally.

As soon as I can find a way to zap you through the internet, I'm going to light you up like a Christmas tree. It's not as fun as hitting you, but as long as you're hurt, I'm happy.

>>8188774
what's wrong?

>>8188800
>ever letting a boy make contact w yr dick
0.0;

>>8188795
I won't shill for a hon

>>8188773
do you think my hair lady would know what to do, she knows I'm a tran

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>>8188831
The stylist should know what style would frame your face the best otherwise she shouldn't be cutting hair

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>>8188832
she's been cutting my hair for over ten years so I think she is probably good at it

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>>8188837
Ok you should be good then.
If you know your face shape, you can talk to her and review the different styles

>>8188800
so you'd like to physically rape a man?

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>dream about having long hair
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>8188772
put that on a shirt

>>8188842
I guess that would be good, I really want to have a real girl cut instead of just long boy hair :\

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This was the conversation

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>>8188844
you looked cute with longer hair :)

>tfw every time i get a haircut, the hairdresser comments on what the last hairdresser did wrong and how it will negatively affect my hair growth/how it looks

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>>8188847
i lactated for the first time last night
it stained my shirt

>>8188856
they want repeat business

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Am I going to die alone?

anyone here on injections know if 23g is a good syringe size? I see everyone shill for 27 but 23 is the best option I can find.

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hi im here now

the hotdog water serum made my face glow

>>8188862
it's possible

>>8188863
it'd probably hurt more

>>8188856
maybe that's just a trick so you go to their place from now on

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>>8188854
cease

>>8188862
"lol"

>>8188871
>>8188860

probably
and i fell for it too, because they scared me of going to the other place again ;-;

people are mean

>>8188865
omg ><

>>8188873
hair people also are really territorial too I hear, they feel cheated if someone else cuts your hair

>>8188873
it's just business tactics. once you know them you don't fall for them anymore.

>>8188877
how are you eva :3

>>8188865
I've heard fresh semen is even more effective than old hotdog water

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>>8188849
Well Go for it girl

>>8188854
Long hair is best hair

>>8188863
I take 23g and am just fine with it

>>8188853
>>8188857
>>8188862
yr trigrin pandora with these images, they still think they get to be trans after posting stuff like >>8188769

>>8188870
nim you bought needles right? do you have a link to them if so?

>>8188877
what the heck desu

>>8188878
i hope i don't have to get my hair cut again for a while

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>>8188872
>cease
you with longer hair makes me want to hedpat u

>>8188879
I'm feel good today! more smooth spots now from yesterday's electro ><!!!

>>8188884
they take it personally I think and some get attached to repeat customers, mine is nice and made sure to get me a appointment time so they place was empty besides me when I got my brows done

where do you find connects to get adderal?

I have no friends.

>>8188884
I heard going every 4 months is a good rhythem to cut split ends off but idk you could just wait until you feel like there are too much split ends.

>>8188890
dnm's

uwu

>>8188887
you can do that just dont post my pics pls

>>8188882
if cis women can peg dudes without having their womanness put into question then why can't trans women do the same?

>>8188883
im doing it when the injections get back in stock

i know 27g is the preferred one but doing a syringe + 25g combo is the cheaper option

http://www.allegromedical.com/syringes-c570/3-ml-bd-luer-lok-syringe-with-25-g-x-1-in-bd-precisionglide-needle-combination-regular-bevel-regular-wall-detachable-needle-p547235.html

and then you need filter needles to draw out the E from the ampule so you don't accidentally inject yourself with glass

http://www.allegromedical.com/syringes-c570/filter-needle-18g-x-1-5-green-p548901.html

and then i added in prep-pads and band-aids

http://www.allegromedical.com/syringes-c570/curity-alcohol-prep-pads-p191884.html

http://www.allegromedical.com/wound-care-c541/performance-3-4-x-3-bandage-p561568.html

>>8188890
can't you buy it in online pharmacies?

>>8188889
that's really great news :D

im really happy with my laser results so far

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>>8188901
Keep taking your pills

on a scale of 1-10 how much of an alpha dom do i come across as

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Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood afternoon everyone!

Thought I'd stop by since it looks like I might end up able to visit people around europe this summer after all.

Who's in europe and doesn't hate me that I should stop by and see?

Also how is everyone generally?

>>8188907
well im going to europe in may :)

>>8188902
really good to hear, it will be even better after your next one!!

sertii

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>>8188906
0

>>8188907
I'm good but am close to punching my step-dad

>>8188908
>may
???

>>8188906
-3

>>8188895
easily enough answered: they can't

>>8188917
may 23rd - june 6th!

>>8188911
she died

>>8188909
yeah that's really exciting :)

>>8188912
>>8188918
please don't lie

>>8188922
wtf

I had a dream my mom died and I woke up a crying blubbering mess

>>8188922
o well :(

sertii passed away after we held an uninterrupted 52 hour long debate about the german revolution of 1918, which I won btw.

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>>8188904
But I'm a big manly man

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>>8188926
(hugg)

>>8188926
i dreamed that i went to a reunion with all friends in a hotel suite in a hotel that has 117 floors

and then they found out that i had written a series of harry potter fanfiction novels and posted them on the internet

>>8188727
'S funny cause I love you too desu senpai

>>8188928
woah

>>8188932
wow!
now that is

nice
i
c
e

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>>8188925
I never lie to sweet Nim

>>8188929
Not taking your pills has made you a mess.