/mtfg/ Transgirl General

>>8175800
yes in my home state

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gay thread

also good morning

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>>8175798
Am I allowed to kick or use any weapons?

>>8175810
i wish i could own someone

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Fuck fuck fuck fuck

I wish I could create a profile that said

Guy (legally female on hormones) seeks girl who wants to be totally gay with me in a straight way

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>>8175787
>>8175792
her dad won the raffle too, he bought out 70% of the tickets

>>8175788
oh i didn't think about that. mtfg drama had shit on me pretty hard 2 years ago, especially since i left and didn't bother to defend myself

>>8175806
i thought she went to rehab a long along time ago and she was fine now?

>>8175811
no sertii, when it's dark out that means it's night time

my mom taught me that

>>8175818
have you never lived in the far north? it's dark even in the morning there

>>8175811
Good morning, gay commie my cold war propaganda warned me about.
>>8175815
I still don't get why you're saying you're a guy.

>>8175815
She thinks you are a FtM.

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>>8175825
amerisuns don't know that feel

>>8175816
I hadn't seen her latest posts. I do wish her the best of luck. I had a heroin habit ages ago. Scared me bad enough that I cut contact with some famous people to stay away from thte drugs.

>>8175828
Yet despite this Europe's still warmer 'cause of the Gulf Stream, it's pretty nifty.

>>8175812
its a wwe cage match, you can use chairs or whatever but my dad breaks chairs over his own back every day just to prep for situations like this

>>8175814
its expensive

>>8175815
lol out loud

>>8175825
no dude

>>8175828
This makes me wanna move to England... from California.

>>8175833
but think of the superiority complex i could develop

>>8175831
honestly the last time i saw her post was like 4 years ago. the archive says her last post was last summer and i have her on skype, but i quit skype over christmas pretty much

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>>8175833
Chairs wont help him once I bust out the peoples elbow and the worm.

>>8175822
omg beep

im pure tho so i dunno what that means

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>>8175826
one day i will send you to the gulag myself.
Until then hi whats up
>>8175828
wtf what about canada then thats basically the same as the US no?
>>8175839
wtf dude

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>>8175846
that gif is basically me

>>8175815
lmaooooooooooooo

faye why do you tell people youre a boy

>>8175816
yeah lol I've had mtfg drama shit on me twice now

last I heard she had a few more weeks of methadone to go but that was a little over two years ago

>>8175832
thank you, based gulf stream, for those managable -3C winters

i think i might've been born male

>a lot more comfortable with myself since transitioning
>have a wonderful amazing gf who makes me happy
>life is mostly good
>ultra paranoid now that my life might just fall apart and get shitty again like it used to be

Guys what if everything goes to shit?

>>8175857
wtf me too
whats going on??

>>8175846
my dad invented the peoples elbow, plus wait till you see his forearms, he could crush a skull with one hand

>>8175843
also the debt tho

>>8175848
same
>>8175857
thats ok you can still be a girl

>>8175854
Cool, that is good. I wish her the best of luck staying free.

>>8175826
IM A BOY l, boy. Boy boy boy

Hold on

::takes estrogen::

Boy boy
>>8175835
This is not funny it's my life

But it was cute and it made me smile

>>8175859
then at least you'd be a girl with a bad life rather than a man!!

progress no matter what

>>8175861
just give the debt to the slave duh

>>8175867
What if I lose access to hrt tho? Then what

>>8175859
pick yourself up and try try again.

>>8175854
aww well maybe i should shoot her a message or something. and yeah i really goofed cucking someone pretty hard

>>8175860
idk how do i change this

>>8175862
beep its really late

>>8175859
It can and will, don't get complacent, cherish her

>>8175849
You couldn't take me alive. Hey, I'm just playing more Fallout 4, trying to get my money's worth out of it, talking to my waifu, listening to music. The usual. Yourself?
>>8175855
>-3c
>winter
That's barely a winter, honestly.
>>8175866
Yeah but why tho.

>>8175866
:p

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>>8175861
Oh yeah well I eat bowls of nails for breakfast.
Without any milk.

>>8175865
I'm pretty positive she hasn't relapsed :) I have her on fb and see her posts sometimes and she obviously has her life a lot more together now

>>8175873
i know :(

>>8175870
this >>8175871

>>8175849
I think the original chart posted here is fucked or something the numbers are not in order in so its very confusing

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine_duration#/media/File:Sunshine.png

>>8175883
we're supposed to be asleep

why aren't we asleep

>>8175879
well that just sounds detrimental

i feel like you'll be week from bloodloss between the mouth cuts and internal punctures

you should consider different diet options

>>8175872
yeah she's soo nice

>tfw only finally over your big mtfg goof of three years ago

>>8175880
That's good to hear. Did she get away from her family?

my dad is a mentally ill skinny alcholic manlet

>>8175892
Pretty sure, she seems a lot happier now

>>8175876
i just woke up, trying to figure out how i'll schedule the week. I'm leaving on sunday but have specific places to go to and people to see.
I never got into fallout 4, got it through torrent and played it 2 hrs max. Kinda sad i can't play wow here to disssociate and avoid dysphoria desu

>>8175887
i wanted my friends to interrogate my gender but none of them care...

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>>8175890
What are you my doctor?
Because she said the same thing.

>>8175900
i'm your friend
can i interrogate?

what was the first memory you have that is red flag for dysphoria

>>8175891
yeah she is really nice. when i move to jersey i'm gonna snort a huge line of coke in her honor.

also do you mean my goof or your goof? i kinda remember yours but not that clearly

>>8175886
oh wow so you have to go that high up huh
well damm

>>8175898
that's good.

>>8175905
Please share this Cheska goofing.

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>>8175886
>4000 hours of sun per year

>>8175876
I can't explain it, I feel deeply uncomfortable presenting sometimes, I'm scared, but I also felt deeply bad about going to the LGBT center thing today in a suit and all the trans girls there looking at me like I was a fucking traitor and not LGBT

>tfw every measurement you take is in the >99th percentile

>>8175904
my mom was walking me to a classroom sometime in elementary school and started to correct they way i walked because i wasn't supposed to walk like mommy
>>8175917
>its totally not a cult

>>8175905
Lmaooo I want to visit her now

and basically me and another trip were horny and desperate and happened to be 25 minutes away from each other and really compatible but also really mentally unstable lol so basically stuff went down it was ages ago but it fucked me up for literal years cause I'm autistic and dumb

>>8175919
Trans people are worse gen crossfit people with this shit

I just want you to love me and treat me softly and caringly and not to feel so horrible like I did on T

>>8175908
v. good :3 she's self-sufficient p. sure

>>8175900
what was your second memory you have that is red flag for dysphoria

>>8175904
oh idk i didnt read that entirely. dysphoria..um..i guess i used to shower with the lights off

how do i join the tranny cult

>>8175929
believe

>>8175921
Honestly a majority of transgirls I've interacted with all turned out to be very mean. I dont know what the deal is.

>>8175929
smoke the E

>>8175899
Sounds like visiting those things and people will be fun. Can you fit it all in?
After watching an analysis of it Grace linked me I started treating it as a shooter instead of an RPG and have been enjoying it.
>>8175917
How come you feel uncomfortable and scared? You pass as a girl.

i have the hotdog serum on my face and it burns a lil

>on hormones for 2 weeks now
>lost motivation to do anything, probably from low t
>spend every day sitting in my room lurking 4chan
finals are coming too ;-;

>>8175939
are you on cypro

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>>8175801
I just beat Little Nemo the Dream Master. Been trying to do this since I was like... 4. I know it sounds dumb, but I feel pretty proud right now.

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>>8175910
oh it was just the one where my ex said our relationship was over if i hung out with sophie. so i stepped away from the computer and it was over, i hung out with sophie and she fell in love with me and i fell in love with her and voila we're married now.
the part where it becomes an mtfg goof is that my ex, transitioned and tripped up and took my place in mtfg after i left.
it's pretty funny shit to look back at 2bqh

>>8175920
oh yeah i remember that, i also remember you getting in arguement with charam but that's foggy to me

>>8175932
nearly all trans girls I've ever interacted w/in real life have been pretty nice, you just gotta pick and choose who you hang out with

>>8175917
iktf. I'm not anywhere near as far along with makeup hair, and voice as I should be.

>>8175923
cool! That's nice to hear.

>>8175939
Study...

>>8175936
sounds neat
i think i read a convo about that yeah
i think i wanna finish the stalker games now too
anw i'll go shower
>>8175939
yeah its difficult desu, sounds like me when i started. Are you on cypro?
You gotta fight it actively and try to go outside and talk to people

>>8175932
being fucked around most of their lives and eventually just learned to automatically respond hostilely mby

but I have not had your experience I think the majority of transgirls I have met are nice

>>8175929
Pray to Mother Caitlyn every night.

Join your moon sisters in an old, abandoned smeltery to dip a cis male in a vat of estrogen against his will.

>>8175942
Right the Kiwi thing. I bet you two could be best buds now.

>>8175943
It might have been my fault since the girls I've met up with all came from mtfg.

>>8175929
when u succ a girl dicc it succs u back
>>8175925
idk ive wanted surgery on my face since i was a little kiddo
>>8175941
cute
>>8175921
maybe they were staring bc jealous i mean u r super qt
>>8175932
im mean irl desu

>>8175948
>i think i wanna finish the stalker games now too
the stalker games are a bit too difficult for trannies, perhaps you should stick to easier games

>>8175926
>>8175919
gosh beep.

your cute.

>>>8175926
>oh idk i didnt read that entirely. dysphoria
no worries, both are insightful.

>>8175955
tfw had a irl stalker. Sucked!

i wish i was pretty so i could win internet arguments against transphobic people

>>8175942
lol nah people manufactured that

basically my eventual solution to my idea that I was fundamentally hurtful to ppl I got in relationships with was to get involved with a literal sociopath, then she made a goof on me and it was a reality check that I was being dumb and stuff, yours sounds a lot less silly

>>8175940
>>8175948

nope, spiro
they didn't really ask what I wanted to be on, do you think I can change it (US)?

>>8175954
i used to daydream about the gender-changing machine as a kid

did you daydream about the gender-changing machine

>>8175963
can't get on cypro legit in usa but maybe bica

they probably don't know what bica is tho

>>8175960
internet arguments are not worth it 95% of the time

>>8175953
all the girls I've met up with from mtfg have been lovely people overall though, one is a really close friend 3 years later

beep recently contacted me and offered me 10 thousand dollars to send her a plaster mold of my body

why would she do that?

>>8175967
i know
that's why i don't engage with them
but if i was pretty i could just be like BLAM how can you be transphobic??

>>8175960
just takes figuring out their fears and allaying them.

>>8175960
Stop going to alt-right forums and you won't have to argue with them

>>8175971
send me one too but for free

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>>8175942
I feel like I've read this before. Strangely familiar.
Odd. Weird. Perplexing.

>>8175975
i was on a video games forum and it came outta nowhere

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Hey guys do I pass?

>>8175957
uwu
u?
>>8175964
idk i used to roleplay as girl characters when playing as a kid
>>8175971
wtf dont tell
extravagant lies everyone

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WHAT THE FUCK MAN

>taking delivery outside
>some guy that looks homeless with a backpack sees me and starts talking to me
>heyyyy whats your name and how old are you?
>wat
>are you 15? You look really young
>wat
>16? 17? Dont be shy
>back away and walk to car
>aw dont be like that are you from around here?? Whats your name??
>nope
>drive away
>he went in the store and applied for a job
>asked for the same shifts as me
>told manager about it and he declined the application
>manager said he was giving off creepy vibes and kept asking about me

THATS JUST MY FUCKING LUCK THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE HITS ON ME MY WHOLE LIFE THEY'RE A STALKING PEDOPHILE

I DON'T EVEN LOOK 15 OR REALLY ALL THAT GIRLY LIKE I LOOK LIKE AN EMO FAGGOT AT BEST

DO I STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH MY SHOTGUN?

>>8175975
any forum with more than like ~100 people is going to have at least a few transphobes unless there are rules and guidelines about those things and they get banned.

>>8175978
go to /pol/, they like trannies there

look: >>>/pol/122851881

>>8175980
>>>/passgen/

>>8175980
my head type

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>>8175961
oh i see, my solution was that i just left because i realised i didn't need anything besides sophie at that point.
i cut out a bunch of stuff like them posting creepshots of me to mtfg, and them pretending to jump in front of a train like a bunch of times and shit. i'm sure i'm forgetting more

>>8175977
the tale of cuckshit is one that's far too common

>>8175989
someone update the nim photo

>>8175980
No.

>>8175976
why

>>8175981
sorry i just wanna know why

>>8175986
they just wanna suck feminine peepees because they're repressed
not the same as being RESPECTED

tranny: i would like basic human rights plese

cis person: fuck you fucking faggot stop oppressing me fucking kill yourself

>>8175993
no

>>8175982
creeps like that always made my skin crawl.

>>8175998
yes, but them wanting to fuck you means that you have power over them

they at least have to pretend to respect you that way

>>8175982
he probably thinks u are an asian high school girl or something

no I don't think you rly need to worry about it

>>8175942
>cheska was funny
kiwi just attention whored w composed pix
and caused a crapload of drama,
nothing like you at all

>when your girlfriend vetos changing your avatar

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>>8176010

>>8176003
I'VE NEVER HAD THIS HAPPEN SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE IS

>>8176007
I DON'T LOOK 16 OR LIKE A GIRL WTF

>>8175999
but we must protect women and girls
keep pedophiles out of bathrooms thats what i always say. boys are smart and strong and their mental foundation wont be rocked by seeing a girl at the urinal.

>>8176008
kiwi became much better and nicer after she got her shit together

>>8176013
is seeing a girl at the urinal scary for men

>>8176010
Stick up for yourself, you spineless jelly.

Does Grace tell you which countries to invade in HoI too?

>>8176011
何で?

>>8176016
yeah they get spooked and then their arm spasms and hits her in the face repeatedly its not their fault tho its natural and what god wants

>>8176016
no its sexy like ferrari

>>8176017
Sometimes, but I may disregard her if I feel like it. I like both avatars, is the thing.

>>8176020
oh okay

if god wants it

>>8176022
what does that mean

>>8176018
I just thought it was funny.. also wtf ldr rly is fake online bullshit who cares what avatar you use

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>>8175990
Ah yes. Very common. Almost as if I were there to see it with my own peepers.
Kinda.

>>8176024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3PxgrGbF0

>>8176023
What are the avatars in question.

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>>8176008
well i didn't really follow the story for awhile, it was hard to get over them for a short while because besides the bad split, the relationship was nice and we were together for a long time. i don't really like saying anything bad about them because this all happened a long time ago anyway. i'm not the type to hold grudges

>>8176028
i always know when its you dummy, stop skirting around it like a goof

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>>8176025
>make lighthearted comment
>autists take it super-seriously
Okay. I just wanted her input is all.
>>8176037
Pic related is the current one.

I haven't worn anything but skirts/dresses in at least a year. I really hate pants or anything constricting for that matter. Is that bad?

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>>8176037
And this pic related is the other one.

>>8176012
He likely didn't do enough to file a report, but collect up as much info as you can so if you need to you can.

>>8176013
>boys are smart and strong and their mental foundation wont be rocked by seeing a girl at the urinal.
LOL don't make me laugh...it freaks the weak down to their core.

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>only when you try it you know the difference between ferrari and normal car
>transgender is like ferrari
>and I LIKE ferrari

>>8176041
No, and I can understand how you feel.

>>8176032
this video made me sad

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cis male (hot):
>hey, you look really cute, do you wanna hang out sometime maybe?
>oh, you're trans? that doesn't matter to me - i wouldn't even have known if you hadn't told me haha
>the most important thing to me is our relationship, but i'll do my best to understand what you go through being trans

trans/nonbinary creature:
*blocks ur path*
>those dumb cissies sure are intolerant, eh
>are xou single or perhaps in a polyamorous relationship with an unfulfilled vacancy?
>i didn't mean to talk-rape xou, i was just thinking that maybe xou and me could try that new tibetan vegan place down the road after catching the latest Death to the White Race neo-art exhibit at the Martin Luther King black and Muslim cultural centre
>*farts*

which one would you pick

>>8176043
He didn't do anything illegal but I'm freaking out and worried he followed me home

>>8176051
same. its an okay meme to mock chasers tho.

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>>8176039
But I was wearing my splinter cell goggles and everything...

Also hi.

>>8176052
>>hey, you look really cute, do you wanna hang out sometime maybe?
>>oh, you're trans? that doesn't matter to me - i wouldn't even have known if you hadn't told me haha
>>the most important thing to me is our relationship, but i'll do my best to understand what you go through being trans
in what world world this happen to me

>>8176040
sorry im stupid and i don't understand stuff sometimes

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okay goodnight!

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>>8176040
Here take this.

>>8176054
You were driving.

>>8176047
BIGOTS GET OUT
>>8176043
:p
>>8176061
nighty night me 2

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>>8176058
the world outside your room

>>8176048
Well, I'm just glad I'm not alone in that regard. I burn up super easy and those sorts of clothes help with that.

>>8176066
He might have had a car and he was writing down my license plates

>>8176060
It's okay Anon.
>>8176062
Thanks, I need to organize my folders, I have like three dozen Iowa pics.

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>>8176072
Looks like its time for a little conceal and carry.

>>8176054
I shoudl mention my method for dropping a stalker was to have my friends delay him, and me take a cab to a safe taxi stand. That way if he bribed the cab company for where X cab dropped me off it wasn't my place. I'd then take a different cab home.

With a car you can take a roundabout way home, but the license plate can still be run.

>>8175990
oh that sounds super unfun

that's sweet though I love true love stories :3 super happy for you

>>8176071
I've never been a fan of to constricting of clothing.>>8176072
>and he was writing down my license plates
If he actually did that, report it.

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>>8176057
hi, we're about to go to bed. so that's gonna be goodbye to mtfg for another while again. you know where to find me though

>>8176082
yeah i'm glad its ogre, but at least it let me meat sophie which is probably the best thing that's ever happened to me

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>>8176075
Stop letting me stay awake

>tfw you'll never produce young for your husbando
Seriously, why even live? Certainly I'm not the only one in this boat.

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>>8176092
I'm telling you to go to sleeeep.

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Politically I'm super moderate. Like almost dead center on the left-right scale, but just slightly to the right (like most Americans are). Sometimes I like to listen to hardline far right music like Weisse Wolfe and just rock out at my desk even though I disagree with pretty much all the lyrics. Does anybody else do this? I feel a little ashamed of my dirty little secret, especially since I'm Jewish.

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>>8176088
Alright gn. I'll have Grace pass along a note.
Or maybe a discord or something I dunno.

>>8176093
*hugs*

>>8176097
You should be ashamed that you disagree with it.

>>8176093
children are expensive anyway, most cis males don't really care about that

>>8176110
The Holocaust was a bad thing, though.

>>8176114
How is decimating the human population, especially subhumans, a bad thing?

>>8176114
>fictional events are a bad thing
Holocaust never happened. Do you also get upset over Harry Potter?

>go to see family
>family picks me up from train station
>step-father is constantly bitching and uses my old name

going 2 bed i guess

>>8176122
>Do you also get upset over Harry Potter?
yes

>>8176112
Well clearly I need to find a new cis man then.

>>8176122
Yes, Harry Potter upsets me greatly. I'm very upset that it is as popular as it is given that it's a poorly written children's series with gaping plot holes.
>>8176120
I'm a Jew, though... I want to go be Jewish.

>>8176097
I do the same but with commie songs. The reds make some great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARyFooxGS_o

>>8176141
The reds do make great music. The Internationale is a fucking great tune, even though the people behind it are absolute shit. I do feel a little awkward rocking out to hardcore white power rock music with little Hitler speeches sampled here and there, though. For obvious reasons...

>>8176097
Forgive me, but I listen to some country singers.

>>8176141
Regardless of where you are on the political spectrum, we should all be able to appreciate the style of Nazis uniforms and Soviet music sung by the Red Army Choir

>>8176152
it would make me cringe.

>>8176149
It feels a bit weird, yeah, but you can enjoy music without absorbing its messages.
>>8176152
Definitely.

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Communism and Nazism are both dumb meme ideologies that logically pale in comparison to Eternal Angloism - that being said, post your favourite Commie or Nazi songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4V2jlhWJD4

>>8176164
I posted my favorite commie song already so have my favorite nazi one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CLfL-YkRs

>tfw transbian sex
feels empty bruh

please vote

http://www.strawpoll.me/12828667

>>8176164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myg8Q0r8JnQ

Never enough dead Fascists!

>>8176177
For what it's worth, hetero sex isn't that great either. I had sex 5 times in the past 2 hours and eh. It's alright, I guess. Doesn't beat my vibrator though.

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doggo at the vetto

>>8176192
You may be a sex addict.

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I'd love a hug rn desu senpai ngl

>>8176192
> 5 times in two hours
Maybe your partner simply sucks

>>8176193

That's the best place to get better!

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>>8176192
teach your partner to do what you like.

>>8176200
If I was an addict, I feel I would need sex. I think I could go months without. I usually just have sex to make senpai happy.

>>8176219
I've tried this, but he doesn't hit the right spots himself and he's weird/self conscious about getting the vibrator involved which is pretty much the only way I can get off.

>>8176192

I believe that's called diminishing returns.

>>8176229
Ah...maybe more feedback as he tries.

>>8176231
Not quite sure I agree on that. He seems to be able to go longer each time, which means more for me.

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>>8176235
Go full Wii Fit trainer mode

>>8176169
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIj5xoXJF-0
Is my favorite, honestly.

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I love her so much

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>>8176289
But Tanya is the worst /ak/.

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Woah when you think about it... arent we just bone-in girls?

>>8176306
>tfw no bone in right now

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>>8176289
I really love you too

>>8176306
lmao

I wish she cared about me even just a little bit.

>>8176316
>>8176289
Get a room (and then fug in that room)

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>>8176190
for this kind of shit i would always prefer far-left dictatorships to facist-nazi regimes, aside of don't be executed for being "degenerated".

>>8176373
both kinds of dictatorships will invest massively in culture and arts outside of wartimes..

>>8176373
ops, the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgKazTrhXmI

where the fuck are isla and ash i miss those little ladies

>>8176354
that's a bad feel anon :( sorry for that

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>>8176402
finally got a bath ahhh
clean

>>8176410
nice trashy that's good shit happy for that

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Anyone else here give up on the whole "transitioning" thing and just go back to reading teen romance novels and making female characters in video game character builders?

I'm socially inept to begin with and uncomfortable in social situations no matter what, I don't think looking more feminine would do much for me... so why not just role play?

>>8176419
CONTACTS LOADED
TIME TO CLEAN THE FACE

>>8176434
I'm pretty much just living the rest of my life as a guy and just taking HRT and that's it

>>8176306
Are you saying SRS makes us less tasty? or more convenient to eat?

>>8176395
They've both left
it's for the better
this place is a shithole

I just let some random guy fuck me completely unexpectedly. He came inside of me in several orifices and I don't know what to expect. I don't really know him at all, we were just kinda in the heat of the moment. Am I fucked?

>>8176463
Get STD tested soon. If you live in a large city, you can likely get it done for free at a clinic. In some places that have "gay neighborhoods" like the Castro in San Francisco, there are even vans that park on the side of the street regularly to offer free testing that you receive the results of by email a week later.

>>8176484
lol wrong board
sorry guys
i don't even know how this made it here

What surgeon did Angie go to for her first ffs?

>>8176484
Why though?

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>>8176487
is okay, anyway the majority of /r9k/ are closeted selfhating trannies, male socialization and testosterone is bad for feminine brains.

there's a reason of why your friends are girls, you just need to accept yourself and stop hating yourself and stop hating women.

>>8176490
Give me three reasons why you haven't gone to bed yet.

>>8176490
idk
it's illogical
like how the christians hate the gays i guess

>>8176494
but i'm not one

>>8176484
Hey, just be glad.
I've never spoken for more than five minutes to a female. Relative or not.

These things are practically alien to me.

>>8176495
1. I
2. Don't have
3. Any.
>>8176499
Why are you in a tranny thread to begin with, then?

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>>8176508
>Why are you in a tranny thread to begin with, then?

>>8176514
Listen, buddy. There are only three types of people who come to tranny threads: trannies, repressors and chasers.

Which one are you?

>>8176523
We get trolls and TERFs in here every so often

Sounds like a repressor

Going to tell my doctor I am tran and doing mones myself today. Wish me luck Q_Q

>>8176523
if i say chaser would you believe me?
gotta get my dick out
i'm not gonna fap though because that makes me uncomfortable but it's the thought that counts

>>8176523
Chasers are typically just repressing repressors.
Every chaser I've met has ended up a girl within five years.

>>8176530
Are you sure that your hatred of women doesn't stem from jealousy that they're, well, women?

>tfw you didn't start selfmedding
Literally my greatest regret in life.

>>8176539
well yeah i guess
i usually am too mad to think logically when i'm in my woman hating mood though

>>8176528
Why not get a legitimate prescription if you can?

>>8176548
And you're sure you're not a tranny? *Really*, Anon?

>>8176537
I feel like that's a bit of meme. There are some chasers who try to live vicariously through their trans gfs, but some just want to fuck a hyper-feminised boy who's gone through the ultimate sissification and actually transformed into a girl

>>8176549
It literally took me 2 years to get a prescriptions from when I first refered to the gender clinic

>>8176434
>>8176447
Thats my plan. I have no delusions of ever passing.

>>8176549
Well, that is kinda the end goal with this also...Denmark has shitty laws for hormones, you have to first get a reference from your doctor, then if you have a history of mental problems you have to get reference from a psychologist too. Then you go to this archaic place, where you have to spend like a year doing all kind of psych evaluation to see if you are trutrans, plus one of the evaluations parents, or other closely related people who have know you most of your life will have to be present :(. Like I don't want to do it....I am only going because I am also selfharming and my best friend really wants me to talk with my doctor about it :S

>>8176550
i'm pretty sure i think
i'm not really a girl
you need to be a girl to be a girl

>>8176568
>you need to be a girl to be a girl
a common misconception

you can be a girl (male)

>>8176568
But what if you're a girl?

>>8176553
I'm just saying from observation.
I don't include everyone under the umbrella of chaser though, because many men will make a passing comment about transwomen or have a very short phase where they are into "muh traps".

My definition of chaser is someone who is reasonably invested into the idea. Like a real 'connoisseur of trannies'.

>>8176572
girls do exist who are males sure
guy i'm a boy who is a male

>>8176574
i am nothing like a girl though
if i was a cis girl, i'd probably be like a boy still

>>8176559
Oh, right, forgot it's 4~ AM in the states and everyone here is European or insomniac.

>>8176561
If you know you'll never pass and don't bother trying

It will never hurt when you're misgendered

:)

>>8176563
Sorry Eurofriend. Hopefully they're okay with you self medding for time being until you can go legit.

Im here to be a man and wear dresses, but I hid all my dresses in the closet

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Slowly but steadily reaching my target weight

Is Kit even still alive? Last I heard she is too afraid to leave her house.

Good night everyone.
>>8176580
Well do you want to be a girl?
>>8176589
Good girl.

i was mean to my cat to day because im an awful person

Where can I buy a bf?

>>8176596
>Good night everyone.
it isn't night where either you or i am though

please don't lie to me

>>8176596
a little
ideally i'd like to be a girl who is a bit of a boy
but that can't happen

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>>8176599
You can get one for free
All you need to do is wait outside the gym and bag them while they are too tired to fight

>>8176599
franzi you don't need to buy a bf, you just need to open up figuratively (and maybe literally too) and show boys your cute personality (and butt)

>>8176600
The sun isn't up yet here, it's fine.
>>8176603
Why not?

>>8176609
>Why not?
because i'd need to be a girl first?

>>8176610
Then be a girl baka.

>>8176605
Well there's a gym literally 100m away from my house. I'll look into it.

>>8176608
How do you know I have a nice butt? Do I need to search my room for cameras?

>>8176599
go to a bar

>>8176615
i don't think it works like that
if you could just pick what you are wouldn't trans girls just pick to be cis boys?

>>8176617
>How do you know I have a nice butt? Do I need to search my room for cameras?
you look like the sort of girl who'd have a cute butt

i've got a pretty good eye for these things

>>8176628
You said you wanted to be a girl, so be a girl.

>>8176581
Hopefully my doctor will at least get me blood test, I would like that.
Thanks Nat, sleep tight when you get there :>

I can't be bothered finding the appropriate post to quote.

'i'm not a girl' girl, are you sure you aren't just nb?

>>8176599
I want one too ;~;

>>8176589
>two WHOLE APPLES in the wok
what the fuck link?

>>8176634
but i'm not one ;_;
there is nothing girl about me
i don't act like one
i don't sound like one
i don't think like one
i don't look like one

the only time i'm a girl is occasionally when someone mistakes me for one if i speak purely in the form of text

>>8176638
like i am a boy and a girl?
i don't think i am

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>>8176636
>everyone knows my name
>but i don't know theirs
weird feel

>>8176647
>i don't act like one
You do seem stubborn like one ;)

>>8176647
>i don't act like one
Sure you do, you get called a girl by the way you *type*. That doesn't really happen to guys.
>i don't sound like one
Not yet!
>i don't think like one
Apparently you do, if you act a little bit like one.
>i don't look like one
Also not yet.

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>>8176646
>cooking apples and fish together

>>8176659
my name is anon

>>8176620
Nah I don't think the type of bf that would go well with me would go to bars.

>>8176630
Oh it's like a sixth sense.

>>8176641
We can be each others bf.

Uber is fucking based ngl tbqh

>>8176666
nice quads

>>8176664
it was only a couple of times
is there really "girl typing" anyway?

>not yet
i thank you for your optimism tho

>>8176671
https://stallman.org/uber.html

>>8176673
Kinda. Seriously, if you wanna be a girl, be one.

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Good 'night' for real this time.

>>8176680
thanks for talking to me
good night <3

i might try
idk
we'll see

>>8176684
You're welcome, good luck! If you wanna talk again, my discord's Zna#0229.

>>8176670
so you are looking for a bf who doesn't go out alot? then probably the internet is your option

>>8176666
Hi anon

>>8176693
hiya!

i got weirdly emotionally attached to a dream where i saved some child from being abused and i was protecting them and making sure they weren't going to get hurt again

>>8176677
True but like...taxis are such shit and you're getting monitored anyway for everything.

i'm not a girl but i support you all very much so and i hope you live very happily. to all those falling asleep, and to all those asleep: i hope for you a bright and shining smile when you wake up.

>>8176706
i had a happy dream once
it was at school and a girl came out as trans
and everyone bullied her
but then i went up to her and was her friend
and then everyone stopped bullying her and she lived happily ever after

dreams are weird sometimes eh?

>>8176700
Why won't you tell us for real name?

>>8176711
Thanks stranger. When you say "I'm not a girl" do you mean you're a cis man or self loathing or a repressor?

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Why do i keep getting asked out by girls, like what the heck i've been asked to go out on a date like 5 times this year.

>>8176716
i have lots of different names

a deadname
a placeholder name
a screen name
a nickname

also i wasn't talking to you before
i was being silly and just said "my name is anon" :3

>>8176710
taxis are shit but über is not the solution
it's like if the solution to shitty internet was for everyone to use 4g connections

good short term
bad long term

Other then HRT and voice training what should I work on for transitioning? Honestly my body is my biggest issue, and even though I hate being gendered male I know - I wouldn't care about it if I knew I looked female/my body was how it should be. I just feel so hopeless doing absa-fucking-lutely nothing.

>>8176720
So mysterious ;u

>>8176728
yup!
also i don't wanna a couple of people to know that i'm here

i'm like a shitty spy ⊂(▀¯▀⊂)

>>8176732
There's like only one person I could imagine who you are lol

>>8176740
nup
they aren't me
i'm anon

>>8176725
You're right but...idk i don't want to sound plebiab but im 26 and can't drive im nearly retarded. Im vegetarian so hate to say pleb remarks like this but im only one person. I kinda need an uber service...i hate when people say the same stuff about eating meat but idk...i kinda need it as much as its shitty as fuck.

>>8176751
Sure thing anon. I'm tired as heck but don't want to sleep in case my stalker comes through my window and rapes me.

>>8176732
why are you hiding from people, anon

what did you do

>>8176758
i don't drive, but i don't really need to be anywhere either so i take public transport
don't worry
i won't hold it against you for using something like that or anything
it's just i don't like it if people promote that sort of thing

>>8176762
i didn't become a girl
and maybe a little of this >>8176761
although "stalking" is a bit of a stretch
i'm not gonna rape anyone i just like to collect information on people who i like ;_;

>>8176766
>i'm not gonna rape anyone i just like to collect information on people who i like ;_;
well, as long as they're okay with it, no harm done, i suppose
gotta be careful you don't creep people out doing that though

>>8176766
its ok. Everyone collects info on who they like...or in some cases...who they hate x333 hehe


i wanna transition tho even if i look like a hon in a dress.

>>8176766
>i'm not gonna rape anyone i just like to collect information on people who i like ;_;
>i just like to collect information on people who i like
>although "stalking" is a bit of a stretch

u wot m8

Also I was referencing >>8175982

brb kms

>>8176775
Based

>>8176768
if someone asked me to not i would purge their record straight away
i'm not a bully
it's like i'm google but with more ethics and less profit motive

>>8176771
how do you know that you are a hon if you haven't transitioned?

>>8176772
i know :p
it's okay

>>8176775
i ask that you refrain from doing this

>>8176779
>if someone asked me to not i would purge their record straight away
What the.. what do you even have on me?

>>8176779
im old and i look like a smol gorilla

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>>8175939
same desu lol but 3 months

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>tfw got drunk, high, ordered pizza and threw up and then went to sleep on the coach

i missed this.

Also I REALLY REALLY WISH I was a girl when I'm high :(

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>>8176783
>What the.. what do you even have on me?
Shut it down, SHUT IT DOWN

The mouse has left the nest; I repeat, the mouse has left the nest

>>8176785
i don't believe you

>>8176783
not yet
i haven't come here often enough
i don't even know who you are :p

>>8176792
For some reason I don't believe you.

>>8176793
i genuinely don't recongise you at all
why would i lie about that now?