Backstory edition
•Makeup for punk ass noobs: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
•Male vs Female measurement data:https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
•Correct hormone levels:http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
•Checking your levels:http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
•Reducing Musclehttp://www.trans-health.com/2001/lose-muscle-gain-fat-dieting-for-mtfs/
•Size charts:http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
•Transition time lines:http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
•Voice Training:https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
•Voice Help:http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
•IRC:https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread >>8174468
>>8175800
yes in my home state
gay thread
also good morning
>>8175798
Am I allowed to kick or use any weapons?
>>8175810
i wish i could own someone
Fuck fuck fuck fuck
I wish I could create a profile that said
Guy (legally female on hormones) seeks girl who wants to be totally gay with me in a straight way
>>8175787
>>8175792
her dad won the raffle too, he bought out 70% of the tickets
>>8175788
oh i didn't think about that. mtfg drama had shit on me pretty hard 2 years ago, especially since i left and didn't bother to defend myself
>>8175806
i thought she went to rehab a long along time ago and she was fine now?
>>8175811
no sertii, when it's dark out that means it's night time
my mom taught me that
>>8175818
have you never lived in the far north? it's dark even in the morning there
>>8175815
She thinks you are a FtM.
>>8175825
amerisuns don't know that feel
>>8175816
I hadn't seen her latest posts. I do wish her the best of luck. I had a heroin habit ages ago. Scared me bad enough that I cut contact with some famous people to stay away from thte drugs.
>>8175828
Yet despite this Europe's still warmer 'cause of the Gulf Stream, it's pretty nifty.
>>8175815
lol out loud
>>8175825
no dude
>>8175828
This makes me wanna move to England... from California.
>>8175833
but think of the superiority complex i could develop
>>8175831
honestly the last time i saw her post was like 4 years ago. the archive says her last post was last summer and i have her on skype, but i quit skype over christmas pretty much
>>8175833
Chairs wont help him once I bust out the peoples elbow and the worm.
>>8175822
omg beep
im pure tho so i dunno what that means
>>8175826
one day i will send you to the gulag myself.
Until then hi whats up
>>8175828
wtf what about canada then thats basically the same as the US no?
>>8175839
wtf dude
>>8175846
that gif is basically me
>>8175815
lmaooooooooooooo
faye why do you tell people youre a boy
>>8175816
yeah lol I've had mtfg drama shit on me twice now
last I heard she had a few more weeks of methadone to go but that was a little over two years ago
>>8175832
thank you, based gulf stream, for those managable -3C winters
i think i might've been born male
>a lot more comfortable with myself since transitioning
>have a wonderful amazing gf who makes me happy
>life is mostly good
>ultra paranoid now that my life might just fall apart and get shitty again like it used to be
Guys what if everything goes to shit?
>>8175857
wtf me too
whats going on??
>>8175854
Cool, that is good. I wish her the best of luck staying free.
>>8175859
then at least you'd be a girl with a bad life rather than a man!!
progress no matter what
>>8175861
just give the debt to the slave duh
>>8175867
What if I lose access to hrt tho? Then what
>>8175859
pick yourself up and try try again.
>>8175854
aww well maybe i should shoot her a message or something. and yeah i really goofed cucking someone pretty hard
>>8175859
It can and will, don't get complacent, cherish her
>>8175861
Oh yeah well I eat bowls of nails for breakfast.
Without any milk.
>>8175865
I'm pretty positive she hasn't relapsed :) I have her on fb and see her posts sometimes and she obviously has her life a lot more together now
>>8175873
i know :(
>>8175849
I think the original chart posted here is fucked or something the numbers are not in order in so its very confusing
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunshine_duration#/media/File:Sunshine.png
>>8175883
we're supposed to be asleep
why aren't we asleep
>>8175879
well that just sounds detrimental
i feel like you'll be week from bloodloss between the mouth cuts and internal punctures
you should consider different diet options
>>8175872
yeah she's soo nice
>tfw only finally over your big mtfg goof of three years ago
>>8175880
That's good to hear. Did she get away from her family?
my dad is a mentally ill skinny alcholic manlet
>>8175892
Pretty sure, she seems a lot happier now
>>8175876
i just woke up, trying to figure out how i'll schedule the week. I'm leaving on sunday but have specific places to go to and people to see.
I never got into fallout 4, got it through torrent and played it 2 hrs max. Kinda sad i can't play wow here to disssociate and avoid dysphoria desu
>>8175887
i wanted my friends to interrogate my gender but none of them care...
>>8175890
What are you my doctor?
Because she said the same thing.
>>8175900
i'm your friend
can i interrogate?
what was the first memory you have that is red flag for dysphoria
>>8175891
yeah she is really nice. when i move to jersey i'm gonna snort a huge line of coke in her honor.
also do you mean my goof or your goof? i kinda remember yours but not that clearly
>>8175886
oh wow so you have to go that high up huh
well damm
>>8175898
that's good.
>>8175905
Please share this Cheska goofing.
>>8175886
>4000 hours of sun per year
>>8175876
I can't explain it, I feel deeply uncomfortable presenting sometimes, I'm scared, but I also felt deeply bad about going to the LGBT center thing today in a suit and all the trans girls there looking at me like I was a fucking traitor and not LGBT
>tfw every measurement you take is in the >99th percentile
>>8175905
Lmaooo I want to visit her now
and basically me and another trip were horny and desperate and happened to be 25 minutes away from each other and really compatible but also really mentally unstable lol so basically stuff went down it was ages ago but it fucked me up for literal years cause I'm autistic and dumb
>>8175919
Trans people are worse gen crossfit people with this shit
I just want you to love me and treat me softly and caringly and not to feel so horrible like I did on T
>>8175908
v. good :3 she's self-sufficient p. sure
>>8175900
what was your second memory you have that is red flag for dysphoria
>>8175904
oh idk i didnt read that entirely. dysphoria..um..i guess i used to shower with the lights off
how do i join the tranny cult
>>8175929
believe
>>8175921
Honestly a majority of transgirls I've interacted with all turned out to be very mean. I dont know what the deal is.
>>8175929
smoke the E
i have the hotdog serum on my face and it burns a lil
>on hormones for 2 weeks now
>lost motivation to do anything, probably from low t
>spend every day sitting in my room lurking 4chan
finals are coming too ;-;
>>8175939
are you on cypro
>>8175801
I just beat Little Nemo the Dream Master. Been trying to do this since I was like... 4. I know it sounds dumb, but I feel pretty proud right now.
>>8175910
oh it was just the one where my ex said our relationship was over if i hung out with sophie. so i stepped away from the computer and it was over, i hung out with sophie and she fell in love with me and i fell in love with her and voila we're married now.
the part where it becomes an mtfg goof is that my ex, transitioned and tripped up and took my place in mtfg after i left.
it's pretty funny shit to look back at 2bqh
>>8175920
oh yeah i remember that, i also remember you getting in arguement with charam but that's foggy to me
>>8175932
nearly all trans girls I've ever interacted w/in real life have been pretty nice, you just gotta pick and choose who you hang out with
>>8175932
being fucked around most of their lives and eventually just learned to automatically respond hostilely mby
but I have not had your experience I think the majority of transgirls I have met are nice
>>8175929
Pray to Mother Caitlyn every night.
Join your moon sisters in an old, abandoned smeltery to dip a cis male in a vat of estrogen against his will.
>>8175948
>i think i wanna finish the stalker games now too
the stalker games are a bit too difficult for trannies, perhaps you should stick to easier games
>>8175955
tfw had a irl stalker. Sucked!
i wish i was pretty so i could win internet arguments against transphobic people
>>8175942
lol nah people manufactured that
basically my eventual solution to my idea that I was fundamentally hurtful to ppl I got in relationships with was to get involved with a literal sociopath, then she made a goof on me and it was a reality check that I was being dumb and stuff, yours sounds a lot less silly
>>8175954
i used to daydream about the gender-changing machine as a kid
did you daydream about the gender-changing machine
>>8175963
can't get on cypro legit in usa but maybe bica
they probably don't know what bica is tho
>>8175960
internet arguments are not worth it 95% of the time
>>8175953
all the girls I've met up with from mtfg have been lovely people overall though, one is a really close friend 3 years later
beep recently contacted me and offered me 10 thousand dollars to send her a plaster mold of my body
why would she do that?
>>8175967
i know
that's why i don't engage with them
but if i was pretty i could just be like BLAM how can you be transphobic??
>>8175960
just takes figuring out their fears and allaying them.
>>8175960
Stop going to alt-right forums and you won't have to argue with them
>>8175971
send me one too but for free
>>8175942
I feel like I've read this before. Strangely familiar.
Odd. Weird. Perplexing.
>>8175975
i was on a video games forum and it came outta nowhere
Hey guys do I pass?
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
>taking delivery outside
>some guy that looks homeless with a backpack sees me and starts talking to me
>heyyyy whats your name and how old are you?
>wat
>are you 15? You look really young
>wat
>16? 17? Dont be shy
>back away and walk to car
>aw dont be like that are you from around here?? Whats your name??
>nope
>drive away
>he went in the store and applied for a job
>asked for the same shifts as me
>told manager about it and he declined the application
>manager said he was giving off creepy vibes and kept asking about me
THATS JUST MY FUCKING LUCK THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE HITS ON ME MY WHOLE LIFE THEY'RE A STALKING PEDOPHILE
I DON'T EVEN LOOK 15 OR REALLY ALL THAT GIRLY LIKE I LOOK LIKE AN EMO FAGGOT AT BEST
DO I STAY UP ALL NIGHT WITH MY SHOTGUN?
>>8175975
any forum with more than like ~100 people is going to have at least a few transphobes unless there are rules and guidelines about those things and they get banned.
>>8175978
go to /pol/, they like trannies there
look: >>>/pol/122851881
>>8175980
>>>/passgen/
>>8175980
my head type
>>8175961
oh i see, my solution was that i just left because i realised i didn't need anything besides sophie at that point.
i cut out a bunch of stuff like them posting creepshots of me to mtfg, and them pretending to jump in front of a train like a bunch of times and shit. i'm sure i'm forgetting more
>>8175977
the tale of cuckshit is one that's far too common
>>8175989
someone update the nim photo
>>8175980
No.
>>8175986
they just wanna suck feminine peepees because they're repressed
not the same as being RESPECTED
tranny: i would like basic human rights plese
cis person: fuck you fucking faggot stop oppressing me fucking kill yourself
>>8175982
creeps like that always made my skin crawl.
>>8175998
yes, but them wanting to fuck you means that you have power over them
they at least have to pretend to respect you that way
>>8175982
he probably thinks u are an asian high school girl or something
no I don't think you rly need to worry about it
>>8175942
>cheska was funny
kiwi just attention whored w composed pix
and caused a crapload of drama,
nothing like you at all
>when your girlfriend vetos changing your avatar
>>8176010
>>8175999
but we must protect women and girls
keep pedophiles out of bathrooms thats what i always say. boys are smart and strong and their mental foundation wont be rocked by seeing a girl at the urinal.
>>8176008
kiwi became much better and nicer after she got her shit together
>>8176013
is seeing a girl at the urinal scary for men
>>8176010
Stick up for yourself, you spineless jelly.
Does Grace tell you which countries to invade in HoI too?
>>8176011
何で?
>>8176016
yeah they get spooked and then their arm spasms and hits her in the face repeatedly its not their fault tho its natural and what god wants
>>8176016
no its sexy like ferrari
>>8176017
Sometimes, but I may disregard her if I feel like it. I like both avatars, is the thing.
>>8176018
I just thought it was funny.. also wtf ldr rly is fake online bullshit who cares what avatar you use
>>8175990
Ah yes. Very common. Almost as if I were there to see it with my own peepers.
Kinda.
>>8176024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mq3PxgrGbF0
>>8176023
What are the avatars in question.
>>8176008
well i didn't really follow the story for awhile, it was hard to get over them for a short while because besides the bad split, the relationship was nice and we were together for a long time. i don't really like saying anything bad about them because this all happened a long time ago anyway. i'm not the type to hold grudges
>>8176028
i always know when its you dummy, stop skirting around it like a goof
>>8176025
>make lighthearted comment
>autists take it super-seriously
Okay. I just wanted her input is all.
>>8176037
Pic related is the current one.
I haven't worn anything but skirts/dresses in at least a year. I really hate pants or anything constricting for that matter. Is that bad?
>>8176037
And this pic related is the other one.
>only when you try it you know the difference between ferrari and normal car
>transgender is like ferrari
>and I LIKE ferrari
>>8176041
No, and I can understand how you feel.
>>8176032
this video made me sad
cis male (hot):
>hey, you look really cute, do you wanna hang out sometime maybe?
>oh, you're trans? that doesn't matter to me - i wouldn't even have known if you hadn't told me haha
>the most important thing to me is our relationship, but i'll do my best to understand what you go through being trans
trans/nonbinary creature:
*blocks ur path*
>those dumb cissies sure are intolerant, eh
>are xou single or perhaps in a polyamorous relationship with an unfulfilled vacancy?
>i didn't mean to talk-rape xou, i was just thinking that maybe xou and me could try that new tibetan vegan place down the road after catching the latest Death to the White Race neo-art exhibit at the Martin Luther King black and Muslim cultural centre
>*farts*
which one would you pick
>>8176043
He didn't do anything illegal but I'm freaking out and worried he followed me home
>>8176051
same. its an okay meme to mock chasers tho.
>>8176039
But I was wearing my splinter cell goggles and everything...
Also hi.
>>8176052
>>hey, you look really cute, do you wanna hang out sometime maybe?
>>oh, you're trans? that doesn't matter to me - i wouldn't even have known if you hadn't told me haha
>>the most important thing to me is our relationship, but i'll do my best to understand what you go through being trans
in what world world this happen to me
>>8176040
sorry im stupid and i don't understand stuff sometimes
okay goodnight!
>>8176040
Here take this.
>>8176054
You were driving.
>>8176058
the world outside your room
>>8176048
Well, I'm just glad I'm not alone in that regard. I burn up super easy and those sorts of clothes help with that.
>>8176066
He might have had a car and he was writing down my license plates
>>8176072
Looks like its time for a little conceal and carry.
>>8176054
I shoudl mention my method for dropping a stalker was to have my friends delay him, and me take a cab to a safe taxi stand. That way if he bribed the cab company for where X cab dropped me off it wasn't my place. I'd then take a different cab home.
With a car you can take a roundabout way home, but the license plate can still be run.
>>8175990
oh that sounds super unfun
that's sweet though I love true love stories :3 super happy for you
>>8176057
hi, we're about to go to bed. so that's gonna be goodbye to mtfg for another while again. you know where to find me though
>>8176082
yeah i'm glad its ogre, but at least it let me meat sophie which is probably the best thing that's ever happened to me
>>8176075
Stop letting me stay awake
>tfw you'll never produce young for your husbando
Seriously, why even live? Certainly I'm not the only one in this boat.
>>8176092
I'm telling you to go to sleeeep.
Politically I'm super moderate. Like almost dead center on the left-right scale, but just slightly to the right (like most Americans are). Sometimes I like to listen to hardline far right music like Weisse Wolfe and just rock out at my desk even though I disagree with pretty much all the lyrics. Does anybody else do this? I feel a little ashamed of my dirty little secret, especially since I'm Jewish.
>>8176088
Alright gn. I'll have Grace pass along a note.
Or maybe a discord or something I dunno.
>>8176093
*hugs*
>>8176097
You should be ashamed that you disagree with it.
>>8176093
children are expensive anyway, most cis males don't really care about that
>>8176110
The Holocaust was a bad thing, though.
>>8176114
How is decimating the human population, especially subhumans, a bad thing?
>>8176114
>fictional events are a bad thing
Holocaust never happened. Do you also get upset over Harry Potter?
>go to see family
>family picks me up from train station
>step-father is constantly bitching and uses my old name
going 2 bed i guess
>>8176122
>Do you also get upset over Harry Potter?
yes
>>8176112
Well clearly I need to find a new cis man then.
>>8176097
I do the same but with commie songs. The reds make some great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARyFooxGS_o
>>8176141
The reds do make great music. The Internationale is a fucking great tune, even though the people behind it are absolute shit. I do feel a little awkward rocking out to hardcore white power rock music with little Hitler speeches sampled here and there, though. For obvious reasons...
>>8176097
Forgive me, but I listen to some country singers.
>>8176141
Regardless of where you are on the political spectrum, we should all be able to appreciate the style of Nazis uniforms and Soviet music sung by the Red Army Choir
>>8176152
it would make me cringe.
Communism and Nazism are both dumb meme ideologies that logically pale in comparison to Eternal Angloism - that being said, post your favourite Commie or Nazi songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4V2jlhWJD4
>>8176164
I posted my favorite commie song already so have my favorite nazi one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4CLfL-YkRs
>tfw transbian sex
feels empty bruh
please vote
http://www.strawpoll.me/12828667
>>8176164
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myg8Q0r8JnQ
Never enough dead Fascists!
>>8176177
For what it's worth, hetero sex isn't that great either. I had sex 5 times in the past 2 hours and eh. It's alright, I guess. Doesn't beat my vibrator though.
doggo at the vetto
>>8176192
You may be a sex addict.
I'd love a hug rn desu senpai ngl
>>8176192
> 5 times in two hours
Maybe your partner simply sucks
>>8176193
That's the best place to get better!
>>8176192
teach your partner to do what you like.
>>8176200
If I was an addict, I feel I would need sex. I think I could go months without. I usually just have sex to make senpai happy.
>>8176219
I've tried this, but he doesn't hit the right spots himself and he's weird/self conscious about getting the vibrator involved which is pretty much the only way I can get off.
>>8176192
I believe that's called diminishing returns.
>>8176229
Ah...maybe more feedback as he tries.
>>8176231
Not quite sure I agree on that. He seems to be able to go longer each time, which means more for me.
>>8176235
Go full Wii Fit trainer mode
>>8176169
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIj5xoXJF-0
Is my favorite, honestly.
I love her so much
>>8176289
But Tanya is the worst /ak/.
Woah when you think about it... arent we just bone-in girls?
>>8176306
>tfw no bone in right now
>>8176289
I really love you too
>>8176306
lmao
I wish she cared about me even just a little bit.
>>8176190
for this kind of shit i would always prefer far-left dictatorships to facist-nazi regimes, aside of don't be executed for being "degenerated".
>>8176373
both kinds of dictatorships will invest massively in culture and arts outside of wartimes..
>>8176373
ops, the song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgKazTrhXmI
where the fuck are isla and ash i miss those little ladies
>>8176354
that's a bad feel anon :( sorry for that
>>8176402
finally got a bath ahhh
clean
>>8176410
nice trashy that's good shit happy for that
Anyone else here give up on the whole "transitioning" thing and just go back to reading teen romance novels and making female characters in video game character builders?
I'm socially inept to begin with and uncomfortable in social situations no matter what, I don't think looking more feminine would do much for me... so why not just role play?
>>8176419
CONTACTS LOADED
TIME TO CLEAN THE FACE
>>8176434
I'm pretty much just living the rest of my life as a guy and just taking HRT and that's it
>>8176306
Are you saying SRS makes us less tasty? or more convenient to eat?
>>8176395
They've both left
it's for the better
this place is a shithole
I just let some random guy fuck me completely unexpectedly. He came inside of me in several orifices and I don't know what to expect. I don't really know him at all, we were just kinda in the heat of the moment. Am I fucked?
>>8176463
Get STD tested soon. If you live in a large city, you can likely get it done for free at a clinic. In some places that have "gay neighborhoods" like the Castro in San Francisco, there are even vans that park on the side of the street regularly to offer free testing that you receive the results of by email a week later.
>>8176484
lol wrong board
sorry guys
i don't even know how this made it here
What surgeon did Angie go to for her first ffs?
>>8176484
Why though?
>>8176487
is okay, anyway the majority of /r9k/ are closeted selfhating trannies, male socialization and testosterone is bad for feminine brains.
there's a reason of why your friends are girls, you just need to accept yourself and stop hating yourself and stop hating women.
>>8176490
Give me three reasons why you haven't gone to bed yet.
>>8176484
Hey, just be glad.
I've never spoken for more than five minutes to a female. Relative or not.
These things are practically alien to me.
>>8176508
>Why are you in a tranny thread to begin with, then?
>>8176514
Listen, buddy. There are only three types of people who come to tranny threads: trannies, repressors and chasers.
Which one are you?
>>8176523
We get trolls and TERFs in here every so often
Sounds like a repressor
Going to tell my doctor I am tran and doing mones myself today. Wish me luck Q_Q
>>8176523
if i say chaser would you believe me?
gotta get my dick out
i'm not gonna fap though because that makes me uncomfortable but it's the thought that counts
>>8176523
Chasers are typically just repressing repressors.
Every chaser I've met has ended up a girl within five years.
>>8176530
Are you sure that your hatred of women doesn't stem from jealousy that they're, well, women?
>tfw you didn't start selfmedding
Literally my greatest regret in life.
>>8176539
well yeah i guess
i usually am too mad to think logically when i'm in my woman hating mood though
>>8176528
Why not get a legitimate prescription if you can?
>>8176548
And you're sure you're not a tranny? *Really*, Anon?
>>8176537
I feel like that's a bit of meme. There are some chasers who try to live vicariously through their trans gfs, but some just want to fuck a hyper-feminised boy who's gone through the ultimate sissification and actually transformed into a girl
>>8176549
It literally took me 2 years to get a prescriptions from when I first refered to the gender clinic
>>8176549
Well, that is kinda the end goal with this also...Denmark has shitty laws for hormones, you have to first get a reference from your doctor, then if you have a history of mental problems you have to get reference from a psychologist too. Then you go to this archaic place, where you have to spend like a year doing all kind of psych evaluation to see if you are trutrans, plus one of the evaluations parents, or other closely related people who have know you most of your life will have to be present :(. Like I don't want to do it....I am only going because I am also selfharming and my best friend really wants me to talk with my doctor about it :S
>>8176550
i'm pretty sure i think
i'm not really a girl
you need to be a girl to be a girl
>>8176568
>you need to be a girl to be a girl
a common misconception
you can be a girl (male)
>>8176568
But what if you're a girl?
>>8176553
I'm just saying from observation.
I don't include everyone under the umbrella of chaser though, because many men will make a passing comment about transwomen or have a very short phase where they are into "muh traps".
My definition of chaser is someone who is reasonably invested into the idea. Like a real 'connoisseur of trannies'.
>>8176559
Oh, right, forgot it's 4~ AM in the states and everyone here is European or insomniac.
>>8176561
If you know you'll never pass and don't bother trying
It will never hurt when you're misgendered
:)
>>8176563
Sorry Eurofriend. Hopefully they're okay with you self medding for time being until you can go legit.
Im here to be a man and wear dresses, but I hid all my dresses in the closet
Slowly but steadily reaching my target weight
Is Kit even still alive? Last I heard she is too afraid to leave her house.
i was mean to my cat to day because im an awful person
Where can I buy a bf?
>>8176596
>Good night everyone.
it isn't night where either you or i am though
please don't lie to me
>>8176596
a little
ideally i'd like to be a girl who is a bit of a boy
but that can't happen
>>8176599
You can get one for free
All you need to do is wait outside the gym and bag them while they are too tired to fight
>>8176599
franzi you don't need to buy a bf, you just need to open up figuratively (and maybe literally too) and show boys your cute personality (and butt)
>>8176609
>Why not?
because i'd need to be a girl first?
>>8176610
Then be a girl baka.
>>8176599
go to a bar
>>8176615
i don't think it works like that
if you could just pick what you are wouldn't trans girls just pick to be cis boys?
>>8176617
>How do you know I have a nice butt? Do I need to search my room for cameras?
you look like the sort of girl who'd have a cute butt
i've got a pretty good eye for these things
>>8176628
You said you wanted to be a girl, so be a girl.
>>8176581
Hopefully my doctor will at least get me blood test, I would like that.
Thanks Nat, sleep tight when you get there :>
I can't be bothered finding the appropriate post to quote.
'i'm not a girl' girl, are you sure you aren't just nb?
>>8176599
I want one too ;~;
>>8176589
>two WHOLE APPLES in the wok
what the fuck link?
>>8176634
but i'm not one ;_;
there is nothing girl about me
i don't act like one
i don't sound like one
i don't think like one
i don't look like one
the only time i'm a girl is occasionally when someone mistakes me for one if i speak purely in the form of text
>>8176638
like i am a boy and a girl?
i don't think i am
>>8176636
>everyone knows my name
>but i don't know theirs
weird feel
>>8176647
>i don't act like one
You do seem stubborn like one ;)
>>8176647
>i don't act like one
Sure you do, you get called a girl by the way you *type*. That doesn't really happen to guys.
>i don't sound like one
Not yet!
>i don't think like one
Apparently you do, if you act a little bit like one.
>i don't look like one
Also not yet.
>>8176646
>cooking apples and fish together
>>8176659
my name is anon
Uber is fucking based ngl tbqh
>>8176666
nice quads
>>8176664
it was only a couple of times
is there really "girl typing" anyway?
>not yet
i thank you for your optimism tho
>>8176671
https://stallman.org/uber.html
>>8176673
Kinda. Seriously, if you wanna be a girl, be one.
Good 'night' for real this time.
>>8176680
thanks for talking to me
good night <3
i might try
idk
we'll see
>>8176684
You're welcome, good luck! If you wanna talk again, my discord's Zna#0229.
>>8176670
so you are looking for a bf who doesn't go out alot? then probably the internet is your option
>>8176666
Hi anon
>>8176693
hiya!
i got weirdly emotionally attached to a dream where i saved some child from being abused and i was protecting them and making sure they weren't going to get hurt again
>>8176677
True but like...taxis are such shit and you're getting monitored anyway for everything.
i'm not a girl but i support you all very much so and i hope you live very happily. to all those falling asleep, and to all those asleep: i hope for you a bright and shining smile when you wake up.
>>8176706
i had a happy dream once
it was at school and a girl came out as trans
and everyone bullied her
but then i went up to her and was her friend
and then everyone stopped bullying her and she lived happily ever after
dreams are weird sometimes eh?
Why do i keep getting asked out by girls, like what the heck i've been asked to go out on a date like 5 times this year.
>>8176716
i have lots of different names
a deadname
a placeholder name
a screen name
a nickname
also i wasn't talking to you before
i was being silly and just said "my name is anon" :3
>>8176710
taxis are shit but über is not the solution
it's like if the solution to shitty internet was for everyone to use 4g connections
good short term
bad long term
Other then HRT and voice training what should I work on for transitioning? Honestly my body is my biggest issue, and even though I hate being gendered male I know - I wouldn't care about it if I knew I looked female/my body was how it should be. I just feel so hopeless doing absa-fucking-lutely nothing.
>>8176720
So mysterious ;u
>>8176728
yup!
also i don't wanna a couple of people to know that i'm here
i'm like a shitty spy ⊂(▀¯▀⊂)
>>8176732
There's like only one person I could imagine who you are lol
>>8176740
nup
they aren't me
i'm anon
>>8176725
You're right but...idk i don't want to sound plebiab but im 26 and can't drive im nearly retarded. Im vegetarian so hate to say pleb remarks like this but im only one person. I kinda need an uber service...i hate when people say the same stuff about eating meat but idk...i kinda need it as much as its shitty as fuck.
>>8176751
Sure thing anon. I'm tired as heck but don't want to sleep in case my stalker comes through my window and rapes me.
>>8176732
why are you hiding from people, anon
what did you do
>>8176758
i don't drive, but i don't really need to be anywhere either so i take public transport
don't worry
i won't hold it against you for using something like that or anything
it's just i don't like it if people promote that sort of thing
>>8176762
i didn't become a girl
and maybe a little of this >>8176761
although "stalking" is a bit of a stretch
i'm not gonna rape anyone i just like to collect information on people who i like ;_;
>>8176766
>i'm not gonna rape anyone i just like to collect information on people who i like ;_;
well, as long as they're okay with it, no harm done, i suppose
gotta be careful you don't creep people out doing that though
>>8176766
its ok. Everyone collects info on who they like...or in some cases...who they hate x333 hehe
i wanna transition tho even if i look like a hon in a dress.
brb kms
>>8176775
Based
>>8176768
if someone asked me to not i would purge their record straight away
i'm not a bully
it's like i'm google but with more ethics and less profit motive
>>8176771
how do you know that you are a hon if you haven't transitioned?
>>8176772
i know :p
it's okay
>>8176775
i ask that you refrain from doing this
>>8176779
>if someone asked me to not i would purge their record straight away
What the.. what do you even have on me?
>>8176779
im old and i look like a smol gorilla
>>8175939
same desu lol but 3 months
>tfw got drunk, high, ordered pizza and threw up and then went to sleep on the coach
i missed this.
Also I REALLY REALLY WISH I was a girl when I'm high :(
>>8176783
>What the.. what do you even have on me?
Shut it down, SHUT IT DOWN
The mouse has left the nest; I repeat, the mouse has left the nest
>>8176792
For some reason I don't believe you.
>>8176793
i genuinely don't recongise you at all
why would i lie about that now?
good morning
Heck
>>8176798
tfw so uninteresting nobody on mtfg knows anything about me
>>8176806
i can add you to the list if you really want!
i'd be going out of my way though
is this something you want?
>>8176803
Good morning, and welcome back to /mtfg/.
Dumb bitch who took my blood samples ripped my skin a little with the fucking needle reeeeeeee. Just took the patch off and there's a tiny line of pierced skin that hasn't healed. What the fuck man.
>>8176779
Hey do you have a record on me?
>>8176812
i have a brief one from when i frequented mtfg, yeah
if i recall correctly you said something nice to me
I'm bout to demolish a fucking scotch pie man I might crack a fuckin can a beans on it as well if I'm feelin extra cheeky
>>8176819
>I might crack a fuckin can a beans on it as well if I'm feelin extra cheeky
lock this fucking madwoman up in bedlam and throw away the key
>>8176817
idk if i didn't have to scale back operations you probably would have been in my folder
you seem nice
>>8176822
Beautiful monster.
>>8176817
cool, mine is red!
>>8176826
I read an unverifiable source that once said that everyone's favorite color is blue or something and we just pretend to like other colors.
Why red?
>>8176821
Can't be tamed
200 extra calories
DARE I
>>8176826
life hack: say lewd things to nim and she will turn red through blushing
>>8176829
i like orange
i associate it with sugary foods
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
dsfa
dfasfa
aaaaaaaaaaa
>>8176829
Don't know. Blue is one of the colors I seriously don't like, along with pink, vivid greens and about any pastel shade you can think of. Favorite color, I'd say blood red.
>>8176836
>>8176838
>Favorite color, I'd say blood red.
nothing personnel implied there, i hope
>>8176833
...
EAT MORE STARCHES
>>8176838
based cfh makes a quality post again
>>8176852
the potato lobby is out in full force again today
>>8176804
this 100%
>body so tired i cant be bothered to get up and pee because my legs will give out and ill have to crawl to the bathroom
>brain so tired ive been f5ing the wrong monitor
>can't sleep
>>8176859
i wonder who could be behind that post
runnnnnn
>>8176850
you don't have to thank me, i've got your back
>>8175891
I thought your big goof was trying to 'save' Chara last year?
>disability money still not paid in 6.5 weeks after they said they would
>out of money and food and need to make it into town to the youth advice centre later
uh oh
When you have these corners left and right, that's a male hairline, /mtfg/?
>>8176885
Nigga how do your benefits get fucked so often lmao I've had one missed payment in 3 years. I phoned them up they took 10 seconds to look at the database then sent me it the next day
>>8176888
desu black women and northern europeans have that hairline regardless of gender
>>8176894
They do? And It's exclusive to those two groups? You have some pictures maybe?
REEEEEEEEEEEE
If you have a pair of twins that have lived on the same diet their entire life, split them up into two rooms and give neither any food, but give one diet coke and one water, who dies first?
>>8176905
>those thighs for 2b
Not thick enough. Meh.
the one that gets cancer
>>8176907
well it's just nyanners.
mushroom tikka up in here
eyyyyyyyy
>>8176909
cancer would probably not kill you as fast as starvation? especially since cancer gained from diet coke would only really manifest itself after a really long while.
Y
>>8176893
I keep calling them every week and they just keep saying "next week for sure" ;-;
pet me
>>8176905
How do you do a 2B cosplay and still see where you're going?
>>8176923
pet pet
good carol
>>8176923
*pets*
>>8176921
gt a jb
>>8176923
*headpats*
>>8176926
you get an authentic battle thingy like the real 2b.
>>8176897
>It's exclusive to those two groups
Not really but bad hairlines are way more common in nordic populations and black women have the stereotype of going bald, and wearing wigs. The main difference isn't in the hairline but the density of the hair and the lenght
>>8176866
>tfw you ate hash browns for dinner
i'm gonna be a good girl moving forward but i've been a disgusting pig so far this week and it feels GOOD
i might even make brownies
perfectly balanced MEAL for my daily calories
>>8176956
wait but baked beens definitely have sucrose. and so does milko
>>8176957
milk has lactose
beans have got a little sugar added though that is true but it goes with my pie!
>>8176963
woah so it is. I thought milk had sucrose in it on top of the lactose
want a bf
>>8176980
mewtoo
I just orderd my S8!
Hyyyypeee
>>8176985
woah nice. Wish I was made of money.
>>8176976
Got to get that nice healthy glucose reserve instead of BAD FAT
tfw you finally admit to yourself that you are bulimic and can say it out loud to yourself
well looks like i have another thing to talk to myy therapist about
>>8176991
but aren't you just a lanky person with no bobs??
>>8176986
Well i got a job :p
Also ive been using my trusty g3 for 2,5 years
*subtle sadpost*
>>8176997
I'm skinny fat and my tits are tiny because I'm fucking huge
>>8176993
>literally vomiting your gainz
never gonna make it brah
TIME FOR A LIL GREEN
>>8176956
tidy up your desk what the fuck
>>8177008
I dunno where else to put it my dog made a mess of my floor and tore up a bunch of stuff!
>>8177003
>vomiting your gainz
lol no. Ive been overweight for ages. I eat normally, bit of everything. not particularly unhealthly or super healthy. probably bit heavy on the carbs. this has been going on for more then 10 years at least.
I did not do it as often for a good period in the middle but yeah its pretty fucked.
>>8176923
*ted bundys you*
>>8177020
>Do you even eat sweet potatoes or do you stuff yourself with shitty white potatoes irish-anon
doesn't sweet potatoes have fructose trashy?
not to put too fine a point on it say I'm the only bee in your bonnet.
>>8177050
same
>>8177060
>A few grams yeah but it does have a little bit of fibre so it isn't as bad it plus it has such a dense amount of vitamins that it is worth it
potatoes also have a high density of vitamins.
>>8177062
They really aren't that good.
>>8177066
>higher protein
>lower calories
>only loses out on selective micronutrients that everyone already gets plenty of
Potatoes are amazing, civilizations can live on them almost exclusively during famines and have DECREASED mortality.
>>8177075
Yeah 2.1g per 100g of potato lmao when I could just eat meat and get my amino acids as well
>everyone gets plenty of micronutrients
Less calories isn't a positive you just eat less of the more dense stuff
>bf is coming over to play mario kart on friday
>>8177078
>15
less calories is a positive when you're talking ratio. Potatoes has more good stuff (fat, proton) on less calorie. it's also basically impossible to get fat on only potatoes, it borderline can't be done.
>>8177035
why :C
I married Sam in Stardew Valley
that's the closest I will ever come to getting married let alone having a boyfriend
I think estrogen causes insanity.
>>8177085
I think insanity causes you to take estrogen
>>8177082
It has barely any of the good stuff though why would I eat potatos for that when I can just drink a litre of milk in a few minutes instead of eating over a dozen potatoes a day.
You can avoid getting fat no matter what you eat you'll just damage your organs over time
>>8177089
micronutrients isn't everything. I mean, this is biased because it only shows the things sweet tater excels at. pytho and everything else is potato curb.
>>8177087
How come we all have the same insanity?
>>8177093
Micronutrients are literally the only reason I eat vegetables desu
I should have just blended this kale I'm still eating it
Diets are COUNTERPRODUCTIVE CAUSE NOW ALL I THINK ABOUT IS FOOD.
>>8177103
FOOD IS FUEL REMEMBER THAT BABY MAMMAL
>>8177102
>only reason I eat vegetables
the prime reason to eat veggies is PYTHONUTRIENTS.
if you want micros just EAT A PILL. IT IS TOTALLY BIODEGRADABLE BY THE BODY WITH ALMOST NO EXCEPTIONS.
>>8177105
food is a drug that makes me feel slightly better sometimes. I am not a machine. food is fuel faggots are brainlets that are cutting out a facet of life.
>>8177103
I don't even see the food anymore. All I see are calories, protein, sugars.
>>8177103
I'm on a very strict diet.
I get phantom vagina and hips and breasts when I'm high :(
I am a girl inside
>>8177099
Do you really think anyone here is as insane as you?
>>8177121
.....
>>8177118
oh god toaster waffles horrible memories!
>>8177119
I-I want to experience this
>>8177116
>I had a really bad binge eating disorder so the food is fuel meme helps me a lot.
you should try the potato diet. since potatoes are bland it helps disassociate food from pleasure.
>>8177118
i prefer potato waffles to actual waffles
hi friends , interesting comparison mb?
here i am at about 127 pounds today
>>8177119
>tfw get phantom vagina sometimes
Sad feels
>>8177124
No this is an honest to goodness question
Do you think you think similarly to everyone here?
I don't exactly disagree that we're all nuts but..
>>8177135
compared to these from 2013
moral of the story is: get really sick (but dont actually)
>>8177140
ufufu you have to stand the same way in the photos with the same angle
>>8177131
I like pretty much every food and even if I don't I'd still eat all of it for no real reason
>>8177143
the point is that potato weens you off that mentality over time.
>>8177136
Help me I'm high ,, I want to be a girllll !
>>8177150
i like how i look now more & i just got invited to model for some agency so no
i saw u hoped i died from my illness lol
sorry ur still a sad piece of shit
I should go full tranny
Im on the tomato diet
>>8177164
R-RIKISHI YOU CAME BACK
>>8177159
I didn't say that
>>8177164
would probably work pretty damn good if you didn't use the other things in ketchup
>>8177173
Well if i did say it im sorry
>>8177179
>Not making your own Catsup
>>8177173
Now you need to start bulking
has anyone played Night in The Woods?
>>8177184
>Not making your own Catsup
homemade catsup is not healthy either.
>>8177184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utCRI9bTbe4 watch the first 25 sec.
Coming to visit my family was a mistake
>>8177190
Hey, that guy stole the Half in the Bag music!
>>8177195
heh. kinda was my first thought too.
>>8177203
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQjO3a1wig you should make this instead it looks tasty.
>>8177208
I accidentally bought 2 batches of shopping online so I have to eat it all before it goes off and it is such a ridiculous amount of stuff
>>8177219
do you have a freezer? what did u buy?
>>8177119
the worst part is when you're really really REALLY horny and you NEED dick inside your phantom vagina
its literally the worst
>>8177208
These videos are great, but this man has a really dumb voice.
>>8177223
I have two freezers lmao
I bought something like 7.5kg of chicken, couple kilos of beef, got tonnes of steaks and some premade processed stuff for when I'm lazy
>>8177225
;__;
>>8177228
it's a love it or hate it thing tbqh
>>8177219
Can I come over for dinner?
>>8177231
give it to the glasgowenian homeless.
>>8177231
you don't buy your chicken whole? how do you make your stock then?
>>8177246
People don't make stock, you fucking ponce. Fuck off /ck/, and take your gourmet burgers with you.
>>8177251
making stock is a perfectly normal thing to do tho.. you don't need to be some kinda foodie.
>>8177257
>No lmao I give it to my dog not a bunch of non-whites
you telling me glasgow doesn't have white homeless? just scout the area making sure you're only giving to white homeless before acting.
>>8177257
>No I just cook chicken breast in bulk so I get stupid amounts of protein everyday
too much protein isn't healthy, low protein diets make you live longer and healthier!
>>8177260
Most people just buy cartons of it or use boullion what is this
>>8177266
bouillon are universally not even close to as good as proper stock(bouillon has its uses tho, just not as a stock substitute). cartons are closer but you really still can't quite compare.
>>8177268
I don't believe you actually want to lift more weight.. that's such a cis thing to want. also a stupid ambition for someone so naturally weak as you.
nuts r great ngl
>>8177274
I want to lift more weight BECAUSE I'm so naturally weak I get bullied all the time I need MUSCLES and strong core and thicc thighs makes you look much better
>>8177269
Honestly though most people don't have the time to supervise a pot for multiple hours it is a legitimately weird thing to do regularly if you aren't a serious foodie
>>8177288
>It's not a strength I'm 6'6'' ugly and people don't like me!
but that's fundamental. people are never gonna like you or any of us no matter what.
>>8177285
All that time and effort for a marginal drop in cost and moderate improvement in flavor
Plus using freezer space
Idk even chefs I've known don't bother unless it's a special occasion
>>8177296
>or any of us no matter what
this is objectively false because almost everyone looks better than me and has more chance at passing
>>8177301
>moderate improvement in flavor
major, depending on what you're making with it.
again, NO effort whatsoever. like, five minutes of cutting veggies and putting the water and spices in water and turning on the gas. Then maybe an hour later you skim the foam(optional). that's literally it, you can now go on with your day.
>>8177288
>Chicken tendies
That's just American for breaded, frozen chicken, right? I'll eat loads of that, sure.
>>8177306
>frozen
I make them FRESH BABY
>>8177304
you're pretty, your feelings are valid, and your existence meaningful trashy
>>8177305
what's your opinion on using a pressure cooker?
>>8177309
people might notice you're pretty if you ditched the edgelord politics tho
>>8177309
Are those tendies...battered?
>>8177313
>what's your opinion on using a pressure cooker?
never done it but sounds perfectly reasonable.
>>8177313
b-but my nationalism and meme hats
I'm still ugly as hell
>>8177317
it's cornmeal or whatever
tastes pretty good
>>8177309
>tfw no home cooked tendies
>>8177323
I imagine it does, I've just never seen such a thing in burgercontinent
Do they freeze well or do you only make them as needed?
>>8177327
It only takes 4 minutes to cook them and you can store the mixture for days in the fridge so I've never tried it
>>8177320
apparently you can get a really rich, gelatinous broth in an hour or two
sounds neat but i don't eat animals anymore.. veggie broth is simpler
>>8177323
that pic reminds me of this super cute firefighter girl that i know, she's not dutch-tall but she is 6ft and a badass
you're gonna make it trashy :)
>>8177309
I mean... not that effects me coming to dinner, but do you actually believe the retarded bollocks Trump says, or do you have the hat ironically? Both are bad desu
>tfw disporportionately large head
>even for a cis male
>just fucking massive compared to my already large 6 ft 1 body
also it's spelt KETCHUP oh my god
>>8177336
Is all you do complain in literally every post
>>8177340
hi robin
>>8177340
>>8177330
Tru I suppose it's simpler than breading, just dip n go
I fucked up and bought like 1.5kg of panko at Costco awhile back and need to find low effort ways to get rid of it
>>8177338
the only way to get better at anything is to fail
http://bjsm.bmj.com/content/early/2017/03/31/bjsports-2016-097285
daily reminder that sugar is poison, fat is where it's at
>>8177340
spelt is a grain isn't it?
>>8177351
How much do I need to fail to stop looking like a man
>>8177338
>You got to fight globalism by any means senpai
But he's a fucking whore who'll do anything anyone with a big enough wad tells him. You're kind of a dummy if you couldn't see that pre-election, but you're just daft if you still don't post.
>>8177358
i don't know how to deal with bdd but i see a cute girl in that pic up there
get your hair back and learn to love yourself, i think
>>8177350
hey babe
>>8177371
>Just like the other candidate desu
And? You're not even a yank, why are you pretending to give a shit either way?
>>8177370
Sup abbu how u?
cuddling is almost as good as sex i slept over at my bf's place last night after he picked me up from work and we cuddled in bed
fugg it's so darn comfy i wasnt even tired and fell asleep really darn quickly. while i was there a friend that had cut tied with me got back in touch an apologized for being crazy and we made up so that was nice c:
/shitty blog
b d d g i r l s 2 0 1 7
>>8177378
>cuddling is almost as good as sex
But thats wrong, nothing beats cuddles.
>>8177384
What about sex?
>>8177377
I'm sick as fuck and getting backed up on school work. Otherwise I'm good. what's up
I wish I was still sleeping :/
>>8177390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN-tvjnA3rA
>>8177378
Awww :3
>>8177378
>>8177384
>Girl cuddles guy
>Guy falls asleep cause its boring as shit
>Aaw he loves it, better not wake him up for sex
Wimin
>>8177396
https://youtu.be/I48J7OrYXDk
https://youtu.be/GDjqFpgnobE
https://youtu.be/z-GojIudlp0
>>8177402
*trip
3d spaceship is one of my favs desu uwu
>>8177399
>reading comprehension
She said she's the one that fell asleep.
>>8177418
Yeah that one sucks too
>Girl cuddles guy
>When the fuck am I gonna smash -guy
>She falls asleep
>Have to sleep like you're on a landmine since your arm is her hostage now,
>Untended boner
Wimin, fucking wimin.
How do I stop thinking about sex
All I can think of rn is getting a rough fucking
>>8177389
That sucks ;_;
Is school not over yet for you there?
I'm fine just the same old same old I have a hangover
We're gonna make it, girls
>>8177344
hiya
g2g shopping
>>8177440
Heck yea
The future is bright
>>8177440
:^)
>implying I even pass as human
https://vid.me/RqMZ
>>8177440
im so happy to see you growing into bowing a woman it makes me feel all warm inside :3
>>8177449
same with you! seeing baby trans become adult women is like watching a child grow <3
>>8177434
Yeah I still have 3 weeks left this semester. Hungover on a Wednesday?? GURL
new season of sense8 next month
more jamie clayton
hnnng
>>8177486
omg ikr im hyped
>>8177477
It's my Saturday
i wish it was autumn already
autumn is comfy
wtf i gotten woken up
>>8177534
YAY CONGRATS BB! ARE YOU GONNA BE WORKING AS A QT GIRL? WHAT DID YOU WEAR DEETS PLS
I feel 50 million times better today now that my project and presentation are done. And everyone at the expo (including our advisor) liked our project and kept wanting to try it out so that was nice too :3
>>8177540
sleepy nim
>>8177475
<3
>>8177555
meet up + shopping trip soon™??
selling gf
I like my somewhat pseudo ftm look, does this mean I'm a mtftm?
buying gf
>>8177556
I tried to see if I could make a side trip for a day on my drive to California but it turns out I can't :(
But I think I can do one as soon as I land a job, so it could still be soon™
>>8177534
I know... I'm just in a rut :/
>>8177313
>wearing a MAGA hat is edgelord politics
please start using a trip so I can filter you
buying gf
selling bp
free gaff trimming
>>8177595
that's good it's no hurry :3 since i have my own apartment now there isn't any hurry since we can just use that instead of needing to book a hotel.
ill probably take you to the mall and help you pick out a qt inexpensive outfit and get you a full makeover at sephora. it should help boost your confidence a ton to see yourself all girled up AND we can get our nails and hair done too. some of my closest best friends are professional hair stylists and give me like 70% off when they do my hair (sometimes free when it would otherwise be 50$!)
so ill get you all fancy and pretty when you come visit!
>>8177602
It is though
It's amazing how a stupid trucker hat had now become America's national symbol.
He's not even making America great
>>8177554
Hell yeah I am! I just wore a white button-up and black pants with some black ballet flats. Not super feminine but the guy greeted me with "are you [girlname?] so I guess I looked like I could be a girl at least. I didn't actually mention that I'm trans so idk if he could tell or not but I wouldn't be surprised. He mentioned a guy who works there will show up in a dress sometimes so it seems like a kinda progressive place.
https://unsee
.cc/rasomube/
>>8177632
you're kinda taking the meaning out of edgelord by assigning it to half the voting base of america
similar to the fad of calling everyone a fascist and a nazi and a white supremacist
>>8177634
What's the job?
>>8177634
you look adorable and definitely female in this pic. Judging by what he said they're fine with you so no worries there. ita gonna be so good for helping you build security and confidence in your identity by working as a woman. i know it did with me! congrats girl you are officially making it. how is your voice? i think I've only heard it once a loong time ago. if that's good I don't see you getting misgendered often of ever. BTW where are you gonna be working?
I had an interview today in boymode, nearly went in a suit but I felt like vomiting. I think it went really well c:
https://unsee.cc
/gutamozi/
>>8177624
:D
That'd be awesome :3. Can't wait
>>8177659
>boymode
>posts girl
??
>>8177661
<3
>>8177665
I dont see it but thank you.
trimming gt
>get a Nexus they said
>>8177699
>not just inheriting your mums old phone ever four years
pleb
>>8177699
turn your brightness down and your bluetooth off girl
>>8177710
I actually use my Bluetooth ;_;
I touch my bobs too often
>>8177715
I don't touch them at all
>>8177713
oh :(
>>8177699
>Not liking the 6p
>>8177698
w-what?
>>8177725
Yeh ;-;
On that note I did actually do a phone interview with my hands free while I was driving and got the job.
>>8177726
I have a 5x
Also it's gonna die eventually cuz LG used defective flip chips
>>8177724
I like putting my hands underneath them and feeling the tiny amount of weight they now have
>tfw 100mg of spiro and 10mg of injectable estrogen completely tank my T
i forgot this happened lmao
i wish i liked sex rn cause my qt boy is sexting me and i'm like ... ah huh.... interesting
>>8177649
I'm interning at a recording studio.
>>8177650
My voice is decent I guess. Here's a reading I did of a poem someone posted here earlier this month. I got mega misgendered Monday night like three times in an hour and it really sucked :c I wanna blame the hoodie I was wearing but my face still just looks like an unusually soft boy I think
https://clyp.it/ls3yvils
>>8177743
that's a perfectly fine voice and i guess it was the hoodie. just politely correct someone if they misgender you and smile your way through it. it's just something that happens once you start public presentation.
but damn fuel you're doing so good! full time w h e n you're basically 90% there already of you don't already have a girl's wardrobe
the only thing I can really comment on to get is
ears pierced
work on keeping your shoulders back when you walk
try to keep your legs straight
don't look down
smile at people when you walk past them
get lotsa girl shoes for different outfits
accessories!
im so happy seeing little marcy all grown up. ur so ready to join the rest of the full time girls here ;v;
>>8177699
I buy Xiaomi gookphones you got played nigga
>>8177770
I've been full time for 4 months lol where have you been
and my ears are pierced >///<
>>8177770
>don't look down
>smile at people when you walk past them
wtf why
that sounds horrible
wanna be alone but i can't :(
>>8177371
i like you trashy, but this place has gotten you no where,
so maybe time to find something else to do w your time. there's a boymode gen now
>>8177808
My boymode doesn't prevent me from being insulted and it doesn't make me feel better though
>>8177770
tfw you will never get korra compliments because forever boymode hon
>>8177783
it makes you look confident and friendly
>>8177779
w e w im way late sorry didn't mean to be a dummy. ur already a grown up woman u///u
>>8177783
it makes you seem like ur approachable and a friendly person. confidence goes a really long way to passing and if you look nervous and out of place or draws attention to you
>>8177815
you're gonna make it one day anon keep working at it
>>8177822
but then people will expect me to be both when I'm neither
>>8177773
>chinkphones
>>8177829
Thank you though, you're so nice :3
I still feel like I have a long way to go!
>>8177837
we all are still on our way ya know? all we can do is make the best of it while we're improving ourselves and our life!
you've come so far though I hardly even recognize you from that shy little girl that was so unsure just a few months ago haha it's great to see you're doing good and happy
>>8177736
how do you get sex drive back
thos is legit my life.
>>8177850
get felt up by a cute boy uwu
holy shit I cannot believe how sensitive my nipples are
every few months it just gets better and better
ahhhh I need a bf
>>8177854
>get felt up by boy
but i like girls
um, from maryland
who're like sensitive and like cool music
>>8177814
me too, and my girl skills allow me to totally do femboi
i could be completely in girl casual clothes and still just be a guy and people are totally fine with it
You should probably stop using your phone at work.
>>8177844
Oh please, I haven't changed THAT much... uwu Although I am totally more confident than I ever was as a guy.
Gotta get ready for work now, cya :d
>>8177876
this is a protip level reccomendation
>>8177856
How long have you been on hrt, I'm jealous.
>>8177856
my nipples just hurt :(
>>8177893
>>8177850
progesterone desu
i'm starting my cycle on the 1st (i.e. next monday) so i'm excited for that lmao
>>8177913
what dosage and how long to cycle for?
>>8177897
>flat as a board
>>8177887
6 months
there's tissue that kinda fills up my nipples and makes them stick out now...the sensitivity is unreal but they look kinda weird :/
I really hope its just an odd-looking stage in the growth
>>8177913
god damnit i'm just coming down from my prog week today ;-;
>>8177926
They will grow if you play with them enough.
>>8177952
do you know anything about the dosage/frequency used for MtFs for progesterone injections?
I couldn't find info for anything other than cis women using it as a contraceptive
>>8177935
I remember seeing that was not a real thing that happens, it's all genetics
>>8177964
all i know is that injections like perlutal which have both progesterone and estrogen are only supposed to be done like
once or twice a month at most, and that has 150mg of prog in it, so
I killed summit1g on battlegrounds yesterday
Feels naisu
>>8177965
What size are you?
>>8177977
I don't know, I'm only in month 4 :(
*important*
Is this too gay to go outside in?
>>8177996
The hat might be
>>8177986
Do the women in your family have smaller breasts?
>>8177996
You are too gay to go anywhere, honestly.
>>8177970
You did really good ^~^
I'm still sorry about crying .~.
>>8177996
nothing is 2 gay 4 canada ;)
>>8177996
looks good to me
>>8178003
I don't know, I think so, I'm going to take a nap, tired from laser :\
>>8177996
cutelanna desu
>>8178011
Sleep well, Eva.
>>8178008
this
>>8177996
just the right amount of gay desu
>>8177964
>progesterone injections
too much work desu. i think wiki says the half life is p short so youd be taking it every two days and it will eat through ur needle supply pretty fast.
>>8177865
o///o
im a little bit of boy desu we could make this work
>>8177996
*towers over u*
gimme dat fukin hat queer
>>8177876
I use my phone at work all the time I don't give a heck
>>8178022
it's not really gay it's like you have streetsmarts.
;p
>>8178027
you are a girl
>>8178027
alright i didn't wanna say anything but this is getting out of hand
this is the 5th time this week ive caught you breaking into my house and sleeping in the airvents
you need to stop
>>8178027
>i think wiki says the half life is p short
it says for cis women to take a shot every 3 months for use as a contraceptive
that would be sooooo much cheaper than pills but I can't find info on use for trans women and I'm scared to just start shooting myself up with whatever and seeing what happens...
is it weird if i find gaps in teeth to be really cute lol
>>8178049
thx for kicking her out nim it gets a little cramped in there with both of us
>>8178060
*punches a gap into your teeth*
>>8178061
no problem i know that's your home
>>8178060
yes everything you like is weird you don't even need to ask if you like it it's weird
>Eva goes to sleep
>Nim comes back
Hmmm.
>>8178060
Holy fuck. I am in love. Who is she?
>>8178068
i took my add meds and went to sleep and suddenly woke up when they kicked up
i don't like how most things are right now
What's the best HBO shows with ONE prominent character as focus? I really hate the whole "woah all these stories overlapping" meme. I get that this is to a degree necessary for good storytelling, but I like it pretty limited.
>>8178071
Oh, of course you have ADD. No offence.
>>8178064
>emi tries to punch anything
>mfw
>>8178077
do i come off as someone with adhd
>>8178081
Yes, and it's lovable.
>>8178064
i have gaps in my teeth already desu, you can kind of see it in this vid lol
i've been looking into getting stuff "fixed" cause of FFS and idk. at times i don't love my gaps but i also find them soooo cute on other ppl, so
idk if it's weird to not want to fix it? i have a love/hate relationship with them and i've already had braces once and they just come back
>>8178066
SCREAMING
ALRIGHT THX
>>8178068
cecilia gomez, i loooove her
>>8178075
do something about it, take charge of your life. don't be a passive actress in your own story.
>>8178087
i have a slight gap in mine but i don't think it's attractive
im mostly looking into getting my wisdom teeth removed and getting braces to see if it smooths my face out a little bit
i never paid attention to it before but i think i have a misaligned bite too
>>8178060
my ex had a gap in her teeth and had the most beautiful smile ;-;
now I miss her so mich
ANSWER ME
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>>8178076
I really need to get comfy.
>>8177996
>backwards baseball cap
looking cool, bro
>>8178088
>what do i do that makes it obvious
reply to posts within like 4 seconds
very typical symptom for someone with ADHD
>>8178095
take a bunch of the pain meds they give you combined with some of your add ones, trust me
opiates + stimulants are the bomb
check out this fresh smug.
>>8178088
this story is 100% believable
>>8178087
>DOG FILTER
Dollface I thought you were above this!
>>8178095
i had my wisdom teeth removed and idk if it really did anything? idk, is it supposed to change your face in some way?
>>8178101
see this is exactly the thing lol
when i see other women with gaps and they smile, i find it sooooooooo cute and pretty like 90% of the time cause they just look so happy
and men have always commented on my smile telling me it's beautiful and they love it and stuff
but i don't think it's pretty all of the time. only some of the time. idk why i can't think it's pretty all of the time when i think it is on other ppl
>>8178112
that's the only filter that doesn't make me look weird lmao! that "beauty" one that makes your eyes look bigger and stuff makes me look like an alien ;_;
>>8178113
rightttt?
>>8178110
>anime/manga
>mfw
>>8177996
Hey do you have a timeline that I can show to mummy when she asks to see one?
>>8178118
>beep×nim
i can't even with this
>>8178118
>consider theyre not using it for the same results though
ye exactly
and there were dosages of 50, 100 and 200 mg for the injection and it all said the same amount of months
so idk, maybe I'll try asking my doctor if she has any idea
>>8177602
>please start using a trip so I can filter you
lol i'm sorry did i invade ur safe space
>>8178133
i think maybe you're talking about depo? which is like, medroxyprogesterone or something
less frequent shots yeah but allegedly it makes you crazy
>>8178117
You accidentally entered a site for anime enthusiasts, I would recommend maybe going to reddit or 9gag.
>>8178107
is that bad
>>8178108
opiates are more habit-forming though
>>8178116
i think it depends how they are in the face, i think braces do more for that since it changes where the teeth are in the face but id need my wisdom teeth removed before i got them anyway
they're coming in at an angle so they're pushing my teeth and making them crooked
>>8178118
is there a lot of insulation up there
>>8178138
>lol i'm sorry did i invade ur safe space
wow you got me there XD
>>8178091
but there is not much i can do
i tried already
i want some time alone but that's not really a possibility rn ;m;
>>8178007
It's okay, I should've helped you, I'm sorry ;~;
>>8178144
stimulants are extremely habit forming desu
>>8178150
yeah but i need them to do my schoolwork
>>8178145
all the pissing and moaning is lame af drake
get over it
trump cucked all of the idiots stupid enough to support him, it's amazing
>>8178163
what are you even talking about honestly
how are those related
its really really dumb to call half the voters "edgelords" I mean really
>>8178147
every little thing that you can do, counts towards your end goal.
do you have goals? can you visualize the woman you want to be.
start there. the steps to get there will become obvious and stop doing things that don't lead you to your goal
>>8178148
No it's fine
I was just feeling really emotional, I'm sorry I should deal with that ahead of time so I don't bother you with it ;~;
>>8178152
all boards are anime. /a/ is anime enthusiasts discussing anime, /lgbt/ is anime enthusiasts discussing LGBT