>wake up >still no muscle god bf with huge pecs

Dudes like that are often repressed douchebags, tho. Why bother?

>>8148003
I am looking for him too, anon. He's around somewhere though.

>>8148009
Some of them are just sweet douchebags who like to show off for their lover boys.

>>8148015
As long as they're not the "muh manliness" type.
Not exactly promising in affection if I can't happily hug you in public.
Plus, I dunno, after a certain point it just looks greasy and gross.

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>>8148009
My brother is like that. I touched him once for fun and almost came

>>8148039
He's a nice and loving person though
But he's into girls and evdn if he wasn't, I can't fuck my brother

>>8148048
You want to fuck your brother so bad it is ridiculous. I bet you wank off thinking about him on the daily.

>>8148048
>>8148138
I mean, I'm not saying 'white people', buuuuut...

>>8148138
You revealed me. My older brother is so hot

>>8148048
>I can't fuck my brother
What are you worried about your kids having bad genes? Why the fuck can't you fuck your brother? It's already a social taboo to fuck a guy.

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>>8148003
goddammit op

>>8148608
>It's already a social taboo to fuck a guy
Not in 2017.
Also, this would ruin our brotherly relationship

>>8148618
What's wrong?

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>>8148027
>muh manliness
Since when is hugging another man not manly?
>it just looks greasy and gross
Looks "greasy and great" to me.
>>8148039
I'd touch your brother if he looked like that.
>>8149876
I really like this image.

>>8150360
I mean, it isn't, but some guys are that insecure.

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>>8150392
Well, if I can't hang off his thick arm in public and wipe his chin at the restaurant, what's the point in going out as a couple? What a shame some guys can be so insecure, but, I guess, it's not all that incomprehensible.

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>>8148003
I used to think huge muscles were incredibly sexy until I actually dated a bodybuilder.
It was like climbing a mountain every time we were in bed together.
He was huge.
Muscles look soft and comfy, but in real life they are actually really hard, almost like rocks.
And if you're not careful he can fuck you to death.
I mean he is so accustomed to doing hundreds of reps in the gym that he will think nothing of pounding your boipucci into the ground without stopping for like 50 minutes.
And, because of the high testosterone, they are always horny.
My man wanted sex at least 3 times a day and at first it was amazing but after a while my hole was red and raw and my jaw was sore, to the point that I had to get injections for TMJ.
Also, their balls shrink and their dicks actually change size.
When they are on a cycle their dicks get a lot bigger soft (no change when hard) and so they look amazing naked, but since they are always at the gym (and in the showers at the gym) and always horny, they are constantly getting ogled by other guys (and women) and so they get about a hundred chances a day to cheat on you since they literally smell like alpha-male sex pheremones all the time.
I don't have proof that my guy cheated on me, but I'm pretty sure he did, although that wasn't the deal breaker.
The reason I finally broke up with him was because in between cycles his estrogen would ramp up and his dick would get tiny (and his balls were already tiny) and he would cry all the time and have huge mood swings and his nipples would get sensitive and it was like dating a woman.
I finally just said "this is not for me" and broke up with him.
Gorgeous to look at but overrated if you ask me.
I'm now dating a slim guy with a huge cock who loves to fuck several times a week, which is more my speed and he has an average-looking face and body so nobody knows how amazing he is in bed so no one ever hits on him so his ego is normal-sized instead of over-inflated and crazy.

>>8150401
Coming out in and of itself doesn't eliminate all insecurities, and since a lot of guys are taught not to show emotions, it just becomes this weird stupid self-repression.

"I may be gay, but at least I'm not THAT gay", etc.

I mean hell, there's a whole big thread about one particular example going on.

>>8150489
I'd still like to give it a try, anon. Where'd you find yours?

>>8150489
Roid abuse is only for the stupid. You can roid without those nasty side effects.

I find muscles to be pretty soft desu. Mine are firm but pliable if I'm not flexing.

>>8150489
>And if you're not careful he can fuck you to death
this is a bad thing how? most of the things you said were fine except for the roid usage side effects. So as long as he isn't a roider it's great.

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>>8150489
>And if you're not careful he can fuck you to death
But I want to fuck him to death myself

> he would cry all the time and have huge mood swings and his nipples would get sensitive and it was like dating a woman
Goddammit, it's so hot, I want to date a girl trapped in a beast man body

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>>8153030
>I want to date a girl trapped in a beast man body

>>8148154
I am not saying "niggers have been scientifically proven to have an average IQ to that of a white person who has a mental disability", buuuut...

>>8153184
I mean, I doubt that's true, but I'm also not sure how that's relevant.

>>8153184
Uhhhh.... by "big guy," um.... do you happen to mean...
do you happen to mean... uhhh... by "big guy"...
muscular?
Are you a m-m-muscular guy, big guy?

>>8153197
>>8148154
>I mean, I doubt that's true, but I'm also not sure how that's relevant.

>>8153203
Things are never just black and white, big guy~

>>8148027
t. Angry beta sub

Suck my fat cock loser

>>8153217
If you're trying to turn me on, you're doing a great job.

>>8153212
>Things are never just black and white
You're a regular hit factory, aren't you?

>>8153226
Eh wtf lol, I just insulted you, you're not supposed to like it.

>>8153217
I feel I am more deserving of such a fat cock, if I do say so.

>>8153217
be my bf

>>8153242
Oh. Oh shit.
Ohno. A stranger doesn't think highly of me. My heart, shattered. My career, ruined. Oh woe is me. Whatever shall I do?

Better?

>>8153247
Alright
>>8153270
Sure you a girl/guy? Not that I care since I'm bi

>>8153271
Yes that's better. Don't make fun of muh manliness guys again anon, or I'll have to insult you a second time :^)

>>8153283
I am a guy, a little guy looking for a big guy.

>>8153289
A little guy? I like little guys.

>>8153307
I'm 5'10 ;_;

>>8153307
>>8153324
I am 5'7

>>8153288
I dunno, it's hard not to. You just might have to resort to some more serious form of punishment~

>>8153217
>Suck my fat cock loser

Present it.

>>8153324
That's pretty good
>>8153339
Also very good,

You guys got some contact?

>>8153347
I've never seen this level of degeneracy, you do deserve some disciple tbqh

>>8153351
Where you at

>>8153365
Discipline *

>>8153365
5'7 runt here
[email protected]
email me and we can swap kiks

>>8153370
NY

>>8153386
Sent you an email

>>8151427
Actual bodybuilders will keep their bodyfat on the verge of the unhealthy (if not past it), so they'd have pretty much all muscle, no fat...

This is why it's better to be with guys who just work out, not legit bodybuilders.

>>8153212
That wasn't even me, he is Anonymous.

>>8153200
It's because I used to browse mainly /fit/ and /tv/, hence big guy as in I lifted big weights and ate like a madman to bulk up, and big guy Bane from TDKR.
But I have been using 4chan since 2006 now, so I have spent a good amount of time on pretty much all boards. This is not even my first tripcode, had to stop using the previous ones for different reasons.

>>8153647
>This is not even my first tripcode, had to stop using the previous ones for different reasons.
Mysterious.
If you're single, big guy, we should chat.

>>8153197
>I doubt that's true
Not him, but it is. Mental disability is defined as an IQ score under 70.
Africans score at 70, African Americans score at 85, whites at 100.

>>8148027
>greasy
Wtf? Are you talking about oiled up bodybuilders you fucking moron? Why would some jock be greased up?

>>8153324
Manlet. Non-twinks who are under 6 should kill themselves

>>8153857
Rude! There are plenty of us who make fine acquisitions for a stud without being twinks.

>>8153722
I have no problem talking to anyone, but know that it's just going to be a conversation. Benis in boipucci is not going to happen. You don't even live in my country and I pretty much never feel attracted to guys, only very rarely.

>>8154017
You're asking for a cock inside your ass, biscum

t. Another Onan

>>8153857
>Implying I'm not a twink

>>8154079
>twink
>taller than 5'9
Kys

>>8154084
ok ill get right on that

>>8154076
What? No I am not. My ass is pure and pristine, it has never been defiled by a penis, nor even by a dildo or similar object.

>>8156994
[email protected]
Send me a message, what's your kik?

>>8148003
You aren't going to find one just doing nothing. Put an effort in douchebag

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>>8150489
sounds hot honestly

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>>8150489
That sounds hot. But what's TMJ?

>>8158612
>what's TMJ?

Temporomandibular Joint Disorders
Google is your friend

>>8156994
Gonna take your ass virginity

>>8158168
What makes you think I'm not putting an effort in?

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>be me
>5''11, 125 lbs soaking wet.
>Dating a 6''4 210 lbs gym rat
>Rippling muscles and the alpha male ego to go with it.
>Le sexy times, he always bottoms
>mfw I'm power porking a man who could easily snap me in half but he's calling me daddy.

>>8168064
>Dating a 6''4 210 lbs gym rat
Too skelly to ny likenings

>>8150489
Fuck this sound hot. I think I've a thing for shrinking dicks now

>>8150489

>Muscles look soft and comfy, but in real life they are actually really hard, almost like rocks.

Stopped reading there... My bf is massive (with low BF%) and his pecs are like pillows - definitely not hard unless he's flexing.

>>8160283
No, you are not.