What's the lewdest thing you've ever done?

>>8122967
that is pretty gross. I'm assuming you were young and didn't know any better but still you need to clean before doing stuff.

>>8122971
I was around 13 when it happened.

>>8122967
Forced my friend to give me a hand job in grade 8

>>8122967
Have sex.

>>8122967

The lewdest thing I've ever done...? Ehhhmmm, nothing comes to mind, besides ERP (if that's the term) or pretending to have sex with my 6' teddybear.

Boy, being a formerly repressed tranny who started HRT at 20 is terrible. Twenty-two years of age and that's the most sexual experience I can claim to have. It's really appropriate to call it years of age instead of years of life, because evidently I have not spent a second living. To think if I had been a cis guy I would have lost my virginity at 14 to one of the girls who offered and I likely could have done the same with a guy had I transitioned back then.

>>8123020
>pretending to have sex with my 6' teddybear.
!!!

Rimmed my girlfriend once when we both got really drunk. Was pretty lit.

>>8123048

What's shocking about it? I would like his arms to be longer, honestly. He can't wrap his arms around me and he has trouble reaching my femmefaucet. Also, a good portion of his height is in the size of his head, so putting his chin on my shoulder makes him feel short.

I dressed up in really feminine clothing and then in the most explicit way showed off to my boyfriend.


I completely ruined halfway through however, as I started being really immature and made peacock sounds whilst scratching and pecking at the ground. Lol I can't take anything seriously, still fucked tho.

>>8122967
i stuck my communion candle up my ass to try if i like to get something stuck up my ass. it wasnt bad i guess, i kinda forgot the feeling. after that i got myself a vibrator and a dildo, didnt use them alot tho so...yeah. playing with my ass pretty much

>>8123104
how did you pretend sex with him?

>>8122967
I hooked up a random dude i found in a bar and took him to my house after kissing for a while. I asked him if he wanted some food and i offered him a bacon wrapped weiner. And i wrapped my erect penis with bacon. When i showed it to him we went rofl for a while. And then he sucked my dick while eating the bacon.

Pill bottle in the anus.


It hurt.

>>8122967
Went to class with a buttplug in my ass. Good times.

Got dressed like a girl and had a guy fuck me. Several times.

>>8123690
But that's normal for girls?

>>8123704
I'm not a girl.

>>8123732
AGPs are girls.

>>8123752
I'm not AGP.The guy wanted me to dress like his daughter so I did.

>>8123831
Hot anyway I guess, full story?

>tfw this will never happen to you
>tfw you will never adopt his daughters name as your own
>tfw you will never exchange grins with each other when she visits home and you pretend you thought of it before before becoming her step-mother

I tried to improvise a dildo several times with different toothbrush handles (not the flat ones), and even a fat pen wrapped in a condom

every time I ended being frustrated at the fact that I didnt feel any noticeable sexual stimulation, guess thats what real dildos are for but Im too shy to even order one on the internet

>>8123865
it's a very strange story

>meeting older divorced fuck buddy
>he's a top, I'm a bottom
>he's also a psychologist
>we always have sex in his daughter's room when she's away at college
>one day after sex we talk about fantasies
>I'm pretty vanilla so don't have any
>he tells me his fantasy is to fuck his daughter
>that's why we fuck in her room because he can smell her scent in there
>assures me he'd never do it in reality
>I'm not one to judge
>a week later I'm over there and he asks if I'd wear a pair of her panties to bed
>never crossdressed even with panties so a first for me
>he's very turned on by it
>spring break and his son and daughter come back from college so don't see him for a couple of weeks
>they go back to school and daughter leaves a bunch of clothes there for dad to wash
>I come over and he has some clothes laid out on the bed that he wants me to wear
>panties, bra, skirt, blouse
>get dressed up for him
>he fucks me like never before
>eventually buys me a wig which looks just like her hair
>whenever I come over the first thing I have to do is get changed into her clothes
>lewd but no harm, no foul

>>8123918
What did he say about the fantasy, besides that he'd never do it really?

>>8123943
Never got into the "why" of it. Just said it was a fantasy. Being a shrink he probably had a good explanation though.

>>8123918

>you will never have a top with daughter issues that will fuck you even harder every time you up the ante

thats a bummer

>>8123659
How did you sit?!

Licking a guy after he shit. I'd do it again

>>8130209
I see ads on craigslist for guys who will do this or want someone to do it to them. What is the attraction?