mtfg - No drama edition

nim thread

>>8120812
Scalp infection when I was a kid

>>8120833
EVERY TIME.

Faye x Ash thread >-<

P A I N
M I S E R Y

Cookies!

>>8120824
What is the image hinting at Faye? Do I need to read between the lines?

peanus

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>>8120843
I have curly hair too :)

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>>8120858

I want a strong but feminine man to strangle me while pounding my ass :\

>>8120858
I'm taken but thank you :)

Yeah let's talk on Discord.

>>8120858
That animu has a proper hairdoo for you.

Although, I know you're low maintenance AF, so idk about your curls/straightening.
Find some gayboy who knows a hairdresser?

>>8120872
Discord!!! :D

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>>8120858
>boyfriend

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Me irl

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>>8120843
My hair is naturally wavy
I straighten it about half the time depending on if I'm lazy

Down with wavy hair it sux


>>8120873
Ehh, I have been trying to put more effort into my appearance lately given I interact with the public so I don't mind something that requires a bit of upkeep.
No blowouts though I can't do blowouts

U saying I shud get kurisu hair? Wut?

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>>8120858
Do this

>>8120865
i want a girl to step on me and just break open my ribcage then show me my torn off but still beating heart during my last seconds of consciousness

>>8120859
do you use it curly or straighten it? have tried a bunch of stuff to make it look good but always end up disliking it :<

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>>8120858
Or this

>>8120892
>Down with wavy hair it sux
I literally am so sick of it I'm considering getting japanese hair straightening if somehow I land an actually good job.

Leaving my hair natural just makes me look like a fucking mad scientist.

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>>8120858
Or this?
>>8120898
This is weird

>>8120879
DISCORD

>>8120909
I'm normal.

>>8120901
I keep it curly and put it up in a high ponytail

>>8120911
Discord!!

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Honestly it just sounds like you all don't know how to properly tend to/care for/style your hair
But yeah


ANYWAY this is another option Elanna
Ok cya

>>8120898
As if a weak cis girl was able to break through your tanklike ribcage

>>8120911
Discord?

>>8120922
>>8120917
I'll add you

>>8120920
I'm actually genuinely physically pitiful, weak, and probably some of my cis female uni friends could beat me up.

Also it can be a trans girl who kills me, that, too, is okay with me.

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>>8120864
Get over here

>>8120886
I could be the best bf I know exactly what girls want

>>8120905
Straightening hair is so expensive though and it fucks it up something fierce

>>8120895
Blowouts are so much workkk I had my hair styled for them for a while and I could never get them right or I'd still be doing them ;~;

>>8120909
This looks promising

>>8120918
Is she a mushroom or a human?

>>8120939
Yeah the pricing for japanese hair straightening is batshit insane and you still have to redo it every couple months.

It feels like its a much wiser decision to put that money towards SRS but God I'm obsessed with my own hair.

>>8120911
>>8120917
>>8120922
We should just have an mtfg discord honestly

>>8120929
Discord. Zna#0229
>>8120939
I don't think most girls want their boyfriend to be a girl, though?

>>8120947
there's like 50

>>8120947
Yeah!

is sex with your butt gross? Asking for a friend

>>8120947
Maybe we can start it, but I've heard there are already multiple (none of which I am part of)

>>8120957

depends

>>8120831
thank you i guess grandma squeak but that doesn't make me feel any better and i feel like no one understood what I was trying to say

>>8120939
It's all from here
Idk if it's a blow out or just a certain gel though
http://www.elle.com/beauty/hair/g28726/spring-2017-hair-trends/?

Who wants to hunt and kill hons with me for sport?

>>8120965
shoot me okay

>>8120965
so does that mean I'm hunting you and you are hunting me

>>8120967
No, hons only
>>8120970
Are you saying we're both hons?

>>8120978
i am now SHOOT

>>8120898

Jesus I thought I was messed up, wanting to be hung and my blood drank. But your heart rip out of your rib cage? Jeez.

>>8120957
I was doing that last night and it kind of hurts
It's not gross as long as you wash out your butt though

>>8120987
what does that mean

>>8120992
Look I'm just a nice girl from Chile who wants another cute girl who will crucify me upside down and whip me until I'm dead. It's just normal girl things.

>>8120996
I got confused, that's why I deleted it.

It's still kind of true tho.

>>8121003
why would i be a little mouse tho

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>>8120964
I'm liking some of the more understated looks I don't think I could pull off most of these and some are just like wtf

I should get some nice hair ties

>>8120952
I wanna test this firsthand

>>8120992
>>8120898
Yeah I just want my bf to choke me to death as he fucks me and not bother to stop. Heart ripping out is intense.

>>8121007
just think about it

>>8121012
but nothing about me is little

Now accepting applications for boyfriend

Requirements :

At least 5'10"
Must have some autistically creative hobby or talent
Multilingual in any other tongue
Dick isn't too big
Dominant and controlling
No cuddling or hugging or kissing or any of that love bullshit

Leave your Discord if you fulfill these requirements thanks

tfw a lil sad and a lot lonely

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>>8121015
your personality very much is

>>8121020
Why are you sad

>>8121008
Here's some more
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/beauty-hair/beauty-trends/g4706/spring-summer-2017-hair-makeup-trends/

Yeah a lot of the out there stuff isn't really conducive for most people lol

>>8121022
that's not a good one

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>tfw she stands up for you against a bully

>>8121015
Your self esteem is

>>8121028
theres big people with small personalities

theres small people with big personalities

etc etc

youre the first

>>8121019
Can I apply

>>8121020
Let Jesus be your host this Easter.

>>8121019
>No cuddling or hugging or kissing or any of that love bullshit

But you'd be missing the best parts of having a bf!

>>8121036
that's just rude

>>8121023
Family had guests over for Easter. The house is loud and like always they talk at length about how tall I am. My dad also said some pretty mean things about trans people over dinner.

Just want the house to quiet down so I can relax and get calm.

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>>8121026
Oooh I like this one too I've never actually done a bun or braid or anything ;-;

Also, is cosmo actually a good resource for this kind of stuff I always just associated it with their batshit insane relationship advice

>>8121008
>I should get some nice hair ties
I used barrettes a lot when young. don't use anything harder on the hair than a scrunchy.

>>8120892
Yes but no.
THAT straight will kill your hair, but...
If you could straighten it enough to maintain bangs and keep the rest wavy at a minimum, it'd be really fucking cyute

>>8121046
Who talks about trans people over a family dinner? Jesus

Jesus passed away last night

>>8121046
What did he say? How was the topic even brou— Oh, whatever.

>>8121019
can I be your bf if I'm a tfw will never pass trans

>>8121054
>>8121059
He thought it was an appropriate time to say they're just guys dressing up to look at girls in the washrooms. I don't even know the context, I was zoned out looking at my plate when I heard the word "tranny" and started listening.

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>>8121019

>No cuddling or hugging or kissing or any of that love bullshit

>>8121039
No

>>8121041
No

The only thing he's there for is occasional sex and so I can feed him to feel fulfilled

>>8121019
>At least 5'10"
yep
>Must have some autistically creative hobby or talent
yep
>Multilingual in any other tongue
does C, Ocaml, and Perl count?
>Dick isn't too big
check
>Dominant and controlling
nope nope
>No cuddling or hugging or kissing or any of that love bullshit
nope, nope, nope, nope

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>>8121008
>I wanna test this firsthand
Gay.

>>8121057
Rip
Gone but not forgotten

>>8121065
If your dick works and you look completely like a normal guy with normal test levels sure

>>8121072
What

>>8121076
RIP

Sorry

>>8121083
sadly the telephone game as distorted what he said.

>>8121089
Can I be your bf?
I look like a normal guy with normal T levels and a working dick

hrt turned my dick into a wraith

>>8121090
To be desu Jesus seemed pretty chill. It's everyone else in the Bible who's an asshole. Especially God. That guys a fucking psycho.

>>8121098
Let me see.

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>>8121082
Screw you I'm going to go and read some yuri to prove how not gay I am

>>8121101
Right? Satan was a fucking saint in comparison

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>>8121104

>>8121106
JFC you're such a fucking straight normie.
Gay girls don't into lezzie porn.
It's made by men for men, you man.

>>8121106
I bet you read Girlfriends as the scanlations got released.

>>8121101
Yeah, but his word has gotten so distorted over the centuries as people translated and outright changed the bible.

>>8121115
what porn do gay girls watch
I'm biscum and don't watch porn because it makes me uncomfortable
does that make me trutrans

>>8121113
Wraiths shouldn't break nudity rules. Post it here.

>>8121115
Gay girls into all sorts of shit, desu.

>>8121057
It was two nights ago you heathen
>>8121047
Yeah honestly all the women's mags have decent style advice it's good to just look through all of them then decide for yourself

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>>8121117
Nuh uh I have the cheap ones with multiple volumes in them I would never follow such a thing when it was being released

>>8121140
wtf

>>8121140
>having hard copies of yuri
Congrats, you out yuri'd me, even I don't have that.

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>need to get water
>in female outfit including bra because comfi and alleviates dysphoria
>too lazy to take it off but don't my roommate to see me
Hmm

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>>8121140
I only wish to highlight the Linux penguin sitting on the speaker in the background.

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>>8121153

>>8121153
Tux is watching to be sure elanna only uses open source software

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>>8121148
I mean I don't exactly own a ton of it, the one on the left is just straight up porn that I picked up in akiba tho lol

>>8121153
Shhh don't tell them I'm a nerd

>>8121036
it's justifiably low

>>8121149
slap on a hoodie and hope for the best
or just go for it as you're dressed now

>>8121037
and no one takes the first one seriously

>>8121163
>Citrus AND Netsuzou Trap
Wow. That's some poor taste you got there.
>Shhh don't tell them I'm a nerd
Everybody already knows~.

>>8121175
in my experience they're taken more seriously than napoleon complex types such as me before i accepted i'm, basically, submissive garbage

>>8121163
wtf thats a lot of yuri
post some of your favorite pages

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>>8121181
I like traaaaaash it's how you know I'm just a depraved straighty

>>8121185
please tell me more about how being short is awful

>>8121188
Dykes can have shit taste too. Especially when one of them's about a girl stealing another girl from a guy. I wonder which you self insert as.

>>8121192
I'm just saying your angle of argument here is probably not the correct one, dear.

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post mugs and/or cups

The closest I have to porn is "Lord of the G-String". I have "Flesh Gordon" to watch after watching the "Flash Gordon" with music by Queen.

Isn't a Kabuki club pretty much the tranny club?

>>8121195
it's not seen as normal for someone as tall as me to be quiet and shy

>>8121207
Yeah, I guess you're right, sorry.

I did in general grow up with an attitude of "there's nothing good about normalcy" but most of my friends groups from my teen years until now have been basically malcontents, queers and weirdos, desu.

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I'm going to spend a week with my lovely aunt who I rarely get to see and I'm about to move further from. She's one of the only family members I have and I'm incredibly excited to spend time with her.

I don't want to hide being a girl from her. Especially cause this could be the last time I get to significantly be with her. I want to carry on the matrilineal heirlooms in my family she has. PLUS, I have boobs, don't even have boy clothes, and she wants to go shopping with me. It's impossible to hide. So I guess I'm gonna tell her somehow. Shes 92 and I have NO idea what her reaction is gonna be.

I'm gonna talk about it like medicine and hope she can see I'm better off now.

Any experience trying to explain to a 90+ year old that you have transitioned genders?

>>8121225
I think Sertii had a similar experience recently, you could ask her when she's around. Otherwise no clue desu.

>>8121225
Wew. Good luck.

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>>8121194
I would never ever self insert as a girl being stolen from her bf. Or into Yuri at all. Nuh uh

>>8121186
Can't, cuddling my roomie

>>8121199
nice boobs

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>>8121199
>tfw only cups I have in my apartment are from sporting events
Wew

>>8121225
She is old enough to have probably read about Christine Jorgensen when news about her was making its rounds.

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>>8121240
Hmm, I don't quite believe you. You on the left, by the way.

i don't think people get why i act the way i do
i don't really want to
but i just have these periods where i feel fucking awful and my emotions feel clogged up inside of me and then usually i start shitposting
and then i'll realize i'm being annoying and i'll start to self-hate
sometimes i don't even get to the shitposting, just something minor sets me off and i go straight to self hate
and then if i don't sperg out immediately i get really irritable and try to cut ties as much as possible
then i start to feel awful about it and either leave or try to get myself banned
for like the third fucking time i deliberately got myself banned off the trans only discord i'm on

i so desperately want to talk to people about it but i feel so awful about burdening them with my shit
i'm pretty certain at least 3/4 of the people on the trans only discord like me but then i get into my shitposting moods and manage to convince myself none of them do and that they'd be better without me around

>>8121218
that's great

>>8121225
Woah your aunt is 92?
How old are your parents?
Anyway yeah, I think talking to her like you've been receiving treatment for an illness is a good way to go but make sure she knows you're happier now than you've ever been before.
She's definitely gonna be a little confused and will probably deadname/misgender you more than once out of habit so be prepared for that.
Just ease her into it yknow? As in don't turn up wearing a choker, ribbons in your hair, a frilly dress and makeup. I mean makeup is probably fine but if you've got any jeans/t-shirts it would probably be better to tell her wearing those.
I dunno, it might be jarring.
Good luck.

>>8121267
What I'm saying is that I have a somewhat warped vision of normalcy and that I was being dumb.

I'm sorry.

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>>8121199

MY TIME TO SHINE
it's even relevant

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do you guys think i could pull this off or would i be embarrassing myself going outside?

just workout clothes so it doesnt matter either way i guess...

>>8121276
No point engaging Nim when she's like this.

help there's no room for the zucchini

>>8121281
in the words of azealia banks
i guess that cunt getting eating

>>8121281

You look totally fine! Kinda cute even.

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>>8121261
The fuck I'm not that forward with girls I'm too shy and sober.

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>>8121287
um

whoops

but for real there's no room

>>8121281
you look good
but you'd have to be ok if everyone who saw you thinks you're a huge faggot

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>>8121281
I am very jealous of literally everything about you.
Yeah you can pull it off.
>>8121278
good rabbit mug
>>8121254
outstanding sports mug
>>8121245
thanks
I grew them

>>8121292
So you on the right but being too nervous to say yes? Gotcha.

>>8121199
Dammit, I love mugs but I'm too exhausted to get up and my house is too loud for me to go make tea without getting great hairs.

>>8121295
looks yummy
is it meant to be a ratatouille?

>>8121282
Makes me sad she gets like this so much

>>8121297

it is my mug of choice =3=

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>>8121303
i don't know what it's meant to be

veggies cooked in a pot desu

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>>8121301
Well I mean that has sort of happened before minus the saying no

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>>8121288
what does that mean

>>8121296
well, it's not that big a deal, i've had it happen before a lot

>>8121289
>>8121297
thanks yo! I appreciate the feedback

>>8121313
sounds like a ratatouille to me
just needs some tomates
cute dog

>>8121304
yeah i feel a little bad too but what can you say? people have been saying the same things to her for months and it doesn't get through to her, even after she posted that picture yesterday i think it was trying to show how "masculine" she was

does anyone know if she got this way pre-hrt too? maybe her levels are a little wonky, it seems she gets this way around the same time every day

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>>8121322
there is tomato paste, so i guess so

when i try to make ratatouille i make it like the movie because i am unoriginal and it's pretty

love and support your local nim

>>8121339
this

>>8121225
Best of luck!
tfw I have a few 90+ great aunts and uncles to tell some day.

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>ex girlfriend tries putting me after calling me a loser playing dress up while we together
>Nobody believes her because everybody knows she's a lying slut
>MFW

>>8121353
oh
outing you?
that's shitty of her

>>8121320
i mean the implication is that you're a biological girl
it's a compliment you autistic fuck

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>>8121369
oh thanks, I wasn't trying to offend you lmao

and im not even autistic, I was tested as a kid

>>8121199
Cups!

hugg nim

I just ate a pound of jelly beans, there is still another pound :(

>>8121365
>outing you?

Yeah outting I'm using my mobile to type at the moment and that's what it autocorrects to.

>that's shitty of her

Yeah she's a pretty shitty person that I genuinely regret dating. Not to mention regretting the fact she was like the 3rd or 4th person I came out to not including some online friends

>Flirting with someone in a MUD
>They just asked me if I'm getting wet
What do I say? Do I lie and say I'm aroused when I'm pretty much incapable in my current state? Well, at least I'm kinda having fun and it's not like any of this matters.

>>8121398
Candy makes me siiiiick

Why? Why? Why?
Why do storms weaken or split up when they go past my farm, then reform after? This has been happening for well over a decade. I need that rain.

>>8121415
I have no self control around it

>>8121383
you didn't offend me
i'm really sorry i'm just really bitchy right now and i'm not happy about it
i'm going to go

>>8121398
what kind are they? i got these ice cream flavored ones
also make sure you brush yer teeth
>>8121402
say you're leaking precum >///<

>>8121430
a mixed ton of different flavors
I will!

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>>8121402
yes. play along

>>8121417
>not using divining rod

but for real is there some sort of geological/water feature that's causing it?

>>8121402
tell him your bp is literally dripping

seeing if taking my E every 8 hours rather than 6 6 and 12 will help

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Reminder if you never open up to anyone and push everyone away then nobody can ever hurt you and you will be safer and happier

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>>8121417
there is probably a curse on your land.
see a psychic or witch doctor to get it removed.

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nooched my soup up

it's pretty tasty

>>8121444
awesome that's how i live anyway

>>8121442
it's worth a try, I hope you feel better emi! try to get some sleep if you can

my jaw hurts what if it's growing

>>8121441
That doesn't seem like a good thing

>>8121444
Never need a reminder for that

>>8121444
that's bad :(

Tfw no chef mama

>>8121441
>>8121435
>>8121430
I told him I was wet, but I'd be wetter if he was here with me, kissing my neck.

Yeah now he's basically asking what I'd want him to do to me, but beyond him kissing my neck, kissing, and cuddling...I don't really know

>>8121444
Did something happen, Natalie?

>>8121444
yep

>>8121454
i already slept for a good part of the day

>>8121444
So you're keeping everyone blocked on discord again?

>>8121472
getting to sleep by 12-1am would be a good idea, I think being awake when the sun is out is suppose to be good for mood...

>>8121469
But you seem miserable

>>8121481
^ ;_;

>>8121482
yeah ill try

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>>8121199
here u go, gotta stayed hydrated. you are hardly a hon btw, qt imo desu

>>8121426
sorry...

>>8121444
bad idea tbqh family

>>8121281
O.o
F-fffucking....
Hell.
You're really.
Really
Really
Cute.
Omg
I'm kinda blushing rn.

>>8121486
yep

>be safe out there okay
>yes sir i will
>running back to car
>step in pothole
>fall and smash head into concrete

estrogen snug as a bug in my thigh

>>8121494
Cute pic :)

>>8121500
Are you okay? Did you need to the hospital?

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>>8121444
Reminder that a life painted in grey is not a life worth living

>>8121511
what about a life painted in gay?

>>8121500
Uh. You seem to be very clumsy lately. Please be extra cautious when handling your firearms. This is in no way a joke.

>>8121511
what if you can't paint over it

>>8121511
are you just saying everybody in britain should kill themselves then because i 've forgotten what colors look like since i moved here

>>8121513
Sure, that's the full color spectrum after all.

>>8121513
I wouldn't know anything about that

>>8121516
Use paint thinner

>>8121518
I mean Britons seem pretty fucking depressed

>tfw not sucking dick RIGHT NOW

>>8121528
>>8121528
>>8121528
>>8121528
>>8121528

>>8121495
ChrisHansenTakeASeat.jpg

>>8121516
Get the cutest wallpaper imaginable.

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>tfw you realize how racist you really are because you judge not only people by black and white but consider everything to be black and white
>mfw trannies are "black" (garbage irredeemable inferior garbage) and twinkchads like myself white

>>8121528
>tfw not doing literally anything with my boyfriend RIGHT NOW

>>8121500
are you okay? are you bleeding???

>tfw mom asking you if you're okay to go traveling "in the state you're in"
so condescending

im depressed not a baby

this is like when she had me have one of those unaccompanied minor flight attendants take me everywhere even though i was like 15 at the time

>>8121537
>tfw now i want to sniff straight man poo

>>8121527
i think the paint is too stubborn for that

>>8121535
i think it'll still be gray underneath

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>>8121528
>>8121541
>tfw no bf ever

oh well at least i've got tasty soup

i'm gonna get so fat

>>8121500
ugh that sucks, hope you're ok

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>>8121495
thx

>>8121508
ty :3

>>8121528
>>8121541

tfw
>>8121537
baka

>>8121534
I mean, she's already seen me nude, on cam??(doing things)

>>8121510
>Did you need to the hospital?
...
Did you need to go to the hospital?***

>>8121500
kek

>>8121551
um, no I haven't D:

>>8121444
same tbqh

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tired, mad, eating an egg english muffin
who wants to be beaten up

>>8121566
Me please

>>8121537
do you like the smell of straight black man poo?

>>8121566
beat me up okay

>>8121564
Tinychat like, 2015(early 2016?)
Y-yeah...
You have

>>8121543
going all the way to europe is going to be really nice!

>>8121546
But it'll still be hella cute on top and then the colours will eventually bleed into the gray and it'll be hella cute on the inside too

>>8121566
no bully pls

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Well looks like I am driving back 4 days across the country with my mom after graduation
Gonna be p nice, I'm sure she'll ask me about transitioning and stuff for half of it lol
>>8121541
>having a bf
reeeee
>>8121533
>>8121548
it's the worst feel
>>8121547
>tfw only had a gf once
>tfw I was just jealous of her most of the time

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>>8121566
>>8121571
me first

>>8121543
sometimes I'm kinda scared you're going to an hero desu

>>8121566
Why would an egg English muffin want to be beaten up?

>>8121566
What's got you mad?

>>8121572
JeffStartTheVan.jpg

>>8121577
Yay more baby bats :D

>>8121571
>>8121577
Heck off I've got dibs

>>8121573
yeah im sure it'll be nice

ill probably get down and not be able to enjoy myself a few times though

>>8121582
Not my fault the pre-hrt bbtran watched.
(And blushed

>>8121435
I'm jut on the eastern edge of high ground.

>>8121444
I tried that.
life is to boring that way.

>>8121448
I've had people call me a weather witch a few times.

>>8121500
Ow! Hope you're OK.

>>8121543
moms have a hard time letting go...

>>8121580
especially one that is already being eaten.

>>8121575
yeah maybe

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>>8121572
oh, maybe i did, just dont remember

>>8121576
any idea how to get bf?

>>8121588
>TFW will never be beaten like an egg English muffin by anon

>>8121579
i don't think im that bad

why do you say that

>>8121586
overall it should be good though, I've never left the country, I can't imagine what it will be like going that far!

>>8121568
hits

>>8121571
hits lil nimmer

>>8121577
wakks u

>>8121580
it doesn't but it's going into my tum

>>8121581
i'll tell you on discord

>>8121587
tell it to the judge to be honest

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>>8121570
O god no i have standards.

I love a good mexicon tho...carlos dumped me...beanbitch is gross

>>8121593
Yeahhhh
It was me n Alice
Idk
Tinychat was just, bad... Back then.
You were prehrt and tried in your first dress for us.
QT AF back then as a boy, not remotely surprised this is how you turned out

>>8121596
yeah it was really exciting as a kid but i can't really get excited over things like i used to

it'll be nice seeing my sister and nephews though, even if i tend to be awkward even around them

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>Mom hasn't seen me in several months
>Sees me at my sister's easter dinner party
>Says "Who's that cute blonde girl? Is that [my deadname]'s girlfriend?"
>mfw

>>8121597
with a bat please

>>8121468
Nothing recently.

>>8121481
No I'm at work and can't change settings on mobile.

>>8121510
I'm fine just dazed

>>8121511
I'd rather live a sterile life after what I've been through.

>>8121515
I'm okay. Been thinking again about suicide lately. Unloaded my guns but didn't disassemble them. It's really tempting when you stop thinking about killing yourself from an emotionally charged view and just look back at your life and now and realize how much peace you deserve, just a 12g slug away. Haven't wanted to die this bad for a long time.

It's not really a bloo bloo life sux I want to diee more anymore it feels like a calm and peaceful ambition to finally be departed of this sorrow and get the solace I deserve.

>>8121596
you have to sit on a plane for like 1000 years then you get off and everybody talks in a stupid voice

>>8121597
With a knife please

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>>8121199
Kay'

>>8121527
>I mean Britons seem pretty fucking depressed
I've been to London and Bristol.
Literally everyone there is horrifically depressed.
Also, they were incredibly rude.

>>8121612
IDK whether to be happy for you or sad for you

>>8121616
Alright. Be careful, you may have a concussion.

>>8121611
it will be good! remember take lots of pictures!

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>>8121597
O-oh

>>8121583
:>

>>8121612
lol i'm not gonna tell anyone before i go to my brother's wedding this fall (except for him, already did that)

should be amusing

>>8121617
this is a good description

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>tfw literally none of my family invited me to Easter stuff
>tfw spent the day alone and crying myself to sleep

l-lol being a tranny sure is great ;_;

>>8121612
I wish I could do that

>>8121595
idk some of your posts just seem really pessimistic about your future and you don't seem to think you have much hope

>>8121629
i will :)

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>>8121593
I wish I knew
>>8121638
;_;
sorry korra

>>8121638
Yay bullshit pagan fertility holiday modified for christianityyyyy.

I only like it for the candy being on sale tomorrow

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>>8121638
they're not really your family desu

i mean if you're into that kind of abrahamic appropriation that's pretty weak

make a new family with hookers and blackjack

>>8121642
nimi's taking concrete steps to improve her life

she's gonna make it

>>8121638
Same. Didn't even realize it was Easter til friend told me this morning.

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https://discord.gg/ywkrX7c

you all should check out this discord, its pretty cool

>>8121610

I have pretty fond memories of those tinychats, really an amazing resource in a tough time, people from there even sent me my first hrt

>>8121650
we can get to know each other if u want

>>8121642
honestly anon if you were in my shoes you wouldn't be looking at the future in bright terms

>>8121638
Hugg.

>>8121595
I think me and you are probably pretty similar except I have an okay relationship with my mom and don't need to hide from her. sometimes I get really bad and think about hurting myself or kms but mostly I am just okay. I think you are taking some steps and doing well though.

>>8121660
:(

>>8121659
>we can get to know each other if u want
s-sure
I'm a bit of a weirdo though

>>8121612
That is a critical success. Even mom didn't know who you were.

>>8121638
I was invited to Easter stuff by my uncle and his wife, but I know from the time I went to Santa Cruz with them that trans women are just the punchline to a joke to my uncle, and his wife is batshit insane, and they're both Born Again Christians so there was no way I'd want to be around them on Easter

>>8121659
the people in that discord always seemed cliquey and I was never comfortable talking

>>8121667
im sure you're fine and you're gonna make it anon

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>>8121624

It made me really happy desu

>>8121632

>8121624
pic related

>>8121632
Why can't you?

>>8121677
Yeah I would say so :D

>>8121638
Sorry to hear that. Being with family isn't much better. I've done the same thing today, just with a really loud house

does anybody here have experience cleanly disposing of uh, seven? roughly adult humanoid shaped objects.

>>8121683

I have no idea why that fucked up. The 3rd reply is supposed to be
this>>8121640

>>8121691
cleansing fire

>>8121659
I was one of them 'people' :D
>Blublublublublublu

>>8121693
I'm only in month 3 of hrt

>>8121682
lol nim I put off contacting the electro place I decided to go to for so long they went out of business. that's just kind of a funny thing that happened but still idk I need to make some major changes I guess. I think uni is going to be really good for you tho.

>>8121691
What timeframe do you need to dispose of them in? Do you have access to a strong acid, a tarp, latex gloves, bleach, an apron, and a bonesaw?

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>>8121672
cool

>>8121680
everyone is really nice and helpful once you get to know them, and really all you need to do is stay active and show up in voice chat

(only reason is that there have been problems in the past of lurkers saving peoples pics and personal info, etc)

>>8121698
ye, I know (:

>>8121616
I know you deleted everyone but if you want to talk about something I can give you my info

>>8121703
Large quantities of a strong acid, I mean.

>hey man how are you!!
>internally : i want to die
>smile and say im fine

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>>8121683
my family's mormon

lil bro's marrying a methodist tho

>>8121698
what happened to blu not seen her in a long time

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>>8121115
I'm gay and I love yuri

Lol don't use an acid to get rid of a body people will notice if you get a big vat of hydrochloric acid, and it takes a long time and leaves biological material that can be used to ID the body

Incinerate it, make a crucible furnace and turn it into ashes you want to hit about 3000 celsius i think, get a shitload of charcoal and bellows

>>8121718
Look up bb

Why is it so hot here? :( I am melting

>>8121700
i found out that the only informed consent place in florida was 10 minutes from my apartment but it had closed down 3 months before i found /mtfg/

i started laser a couple weeks ago and i just have slightly less shadow now

it's gonna be months before i can even walk around with me no shadow

most people can shave and have nothing for at least a few hours and im stuck with it 24/7

makes me feel like shit

>>8121711
Ya'll need to stop spending your lives valueing words over intentions and just fuckin be happy.
> Call gf "dude" and "bro" sometimes
> I'm a dude and gf calls me "bitch" and "sissy" sometimes

>>8121706
I never voice chat so that's probably part of the issue. also it was like 6 (?) months ago maybe that I was there and my impression was people joked a lot and were kind of mean if they didn't really like you

>>8121724
Instructions unclear. Dinner for tomorrow currently looking far too large for me to eat on my own and will definitely take me over my calorie limit.

>>8121711
Literally me.

>>8121708
I didn't reinstall it for me.

>>8121731
Its not being misgendered that hurts me, I actually prefer he him because it's correct

It's the lying about being fine

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>>8121723
yuri is good but you should not be watching those 18+ animes young lady

>>8121725
what? are you trying to say Sam or you are Blu or something? can you please explain.

>>8121724
She's in the UK, people will probably assume she's getting it to throw on the face of someone that bismirched her family's honor. *Any* way of disposing of seven bodies will leave people with questions, honestly. But she could leave them in metal barrels at multiple dumpsites.

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>>8121724
you're supposed to use hydrofluoric acid btw

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>anon why do you act so girly sometimes?

>>8121740
Then be honest! Speak your mind and open yourself to the people that care for you!

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>>8121741
It's okay, I'm not into porn, just love stories
The way I am I can only be attracted to one person when I'm in love