/mtfg/ - Failed Male to Female General

pennis

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I need to go to a store rly early tomorrow that isn't busy, I feel bad after wussing out at target this morning ;~;
>>8106560
good post

>>8106438
oh
my
god
having my neck kissed by a man feels so fucking good
>>8106439
Keeping your age secret huh? That automatically means you're an older transitioner.
>>8106442
Yeah that's pretty shitty.
>>8106444
Her story has always checked out. There were some young transitioners in the 80s, watch Paris is Burning, One of them was like 24 I think
>>8106449
Kek, that has actually happened to me once. I was promised a job at this place (never really got anything) so went there pretty much dressed like Carlton Banks. Didn't buy ticket because know the line there were never any inspectors. Just before my stop an inspector turns up. "Ahh....umm I lost my ticket" Then I just straight up said "Look I have to get to work, this is my stop" And he just waved me onwards and walked off. it was nuts.
>>8106458
Fuck you.
>>8106456
Universal credit is worse, I heard they give you like £700 a month to live on and this includes paying your rent.
>>8106542
>Boyfriend is depressed
>You threaten to dump him
Wow you're an asshole Korra.

anne thread

>when you get ma'am'd at a restaurant and then start talking and they apologize and make a point to call you sir the rest of the time

is there a more bittersweet feeling? i need to work on my voice more so I'll be confident enough to actually use it ;_;

>>8106561
thank you i try my best every time

>>8106565
Oh I misinterpreted what you wrote.
Didn't you ask earlier?
I'm 22 in July either way.

>>8106579
then why are rent u growing ur hair to be long and swishy to your butt?!

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>You will never be so shallow and selfish that you dump a boyfriend because he's depressed

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responding to posts from last threadddd

>>8106542
>>8106556

>korra: bf doesn't want to have sex with me cause he's depressed etc
oh. well damn. i'm sorry girl :c
i mean ....if he's depressed and stuff that's not really his fault. you can't blame him for that! even tho i understand why it's get frustrating.
idk how you manage to deal with that tho, i would die ngl

>>8106564

>anon: idk i think we're diff, i've always had a low sex drive etc
yeah i need sex to function basically. and to me the more sex i have with the guy i'm dating, the closer i feel to him and more comfy i feel.
in my past relationships if we went like a week without having sex i would literally be like "do you not love me anymore????" lmao
cause we did it THAT much that it would be concerning. i think i'm one of those ppl that ~receives~ love through sexual intimacy tho.
so if i don't get dicked down i don't feel like i'm connected to them.

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Time to get ready for the meeting.

im a fucking garbage bastard and i want to live in a dumpster

>>8106586
u g l y

http://www.strawpoll.me/12747795

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>>8106598
tbf i think sexual compatibility is pretty fuckin important in a relationship

Scare

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>>8106603
Make sure to find a class dumpster in the nice part of town where the rich people dump perfectly good couches and food so you can build your dumpster into a nice home where you can invite all your friends over.

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>>8106598
yeah I've been doing the supportive gf thing pretty good and listening to him when he cries and helping him through the rougher times but like fuck man I have needs you know, it wouldn't be so bad if I ask "hey can we do it?" and he says yes then we end up not doing anything it's double frustrating to waste all that effort getting prepared and then not do anything.

so until he gets out of this funk I'm saying fuck it and not trying at all anymore and just gonna invest in the biggest dildo i can take bc its obvious sex isn't happening any time soon

still love him lots and he's amazing everywhere else but this and we've talked about it, he says he's gonna try to do better but after last night, my doubts were confirmed.

Shit. I wasn't being paranoid. My test is going up. Was playing with myself and stuff is coming out again. Guess it's back on the 300mg spiro.

>>8106560
excellent

>>8106612
hugg scare girl :(

>>8106571
no wtf

>>8106603
you deserve a comfy room tho

>>8106602
but me goof

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yo.

>>8106629
hello

i think transgirls really overanalyze facial features
like i clocked my therapist super quick but then other people were like
they didn't even realize she was trans until she said it
and idk there's this girl who looked super cute even pre-hrt and i could tell she was probably trans but thought maybe she was ftm or something and i just kinda gotta wonder like
would she pass to normal people?

>>8106619
you should get a doc instead of dunning krugering yourself into the grave

>>8106631
Ily ily

>>8106629
Hi sammy

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>>8106630
how are you anon

>>8106635
hi annie

nicotine withdrawal sucks
nicotine withdrawal sucks
nicotine withdrawal sucks

somebody please come over and beat my face in with a sledgehammer please

>>8106619
noooo :(
(hugg)

>>8106632
That's not how the Dunning-Kruger Effect works

I can't afford to go to my doctor

I'm saving to just cut my balls off

>>8106622
I'm dead

>>8106638
iokay
trying to figure out which sam u r

>>8106639
congrats

i'm going thru that rn too

>>8106639
budd

>>8106644
how is it

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>>8106610

for me like.........the whole reason i date the alleged chads that i do is because i NEED to be super physically attracted to them
i need to want to have sex with them at all times and i need to be infatuated with them and i need to feel like i'm not settling at all yknow
if i date a guy who is 5'10" with a small dick who isn't that attractive or w/e i'll just be looking at the next best thing to come along as bad as that is
sexual compatibility for me is sooooo important and without sex i don't even feel like i'm in a relationship. it's dumb, but it's how i be

>>8106618

i mean i'd be pissed off too if he was all 'yes let's fuck' and then you spend a ton of time douching and getting ready and then he's like
naw sry i can't lmao
but you've been dating awhile right? isn't it kinda normal to have less sex after dating awhile??
i'm obviously like a nympho so that doesn't really happen to me but i think it's normal for normal people

>>8106631

i mean yeah

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>>8106633
ily
(((me on the left)))

>>8106531
not officially but we've kissed and cuddled and gone out to eat and hes so perf!! hes super qt and taller than me with wavy brown hair and a scruffy beard!! kinda squishy otter mode bf but hes going into the airforce and i think hes going to get buff. last time i saw him i was at his counter getting food ready and he came up behind me grabbed my hips pulled me into him and started kissing me >.< i melted. we cuddle on his bed eat take out and watch tv and hes the mtg champion of our state lmao. i just love hearing him talk and joke and say nice things about me

>>8106641
It's okay, I kind of felt it happening for a while, just tried to ignore it, I guess my body has some tolerance to cypro or something

>>8106644
god i wish that were me sometimes

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>>8106565
>Fuck you.
Just stay out of my area - or I'll have to call security on you.

>>8106631
I notice I overanalyze features of women I see in public to tell if they're cis or trans. Then I think about the fact 95% of people won't really analyze like that when they see a person

>>8106619
if you were on 200mg, try using only 250mg a day and see if that works.

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>>8106645
none of them, i'm fresh from the oven.

>>8106647
hi nim im kind of having a panic attack because my body got tricked into becoming dependent on a HIGHLY NOXIOUS SUBSTANCE
>>8106646
i dont know if this will work out but i need to stop smoking so much at least

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Hey dorks

>>8106639
vape nicotine first and taper down the level

nrt definitely makes it easier to drop ciggies, tobacco has mao inhibitors and shit that makes it way more addictive (and harmful) than just nicotine

>>8106643
you think you're smart enough to treat yourself

$100 + labs, it'll be under $200. you can save that kind of money: you order food regularly. go to the grocery store

>>8106659
i was analyzing cis girls for a bit
there's a lot that look like they could be trans but presumably aren't
>when you see cis / trans smut and the trans passes better than the cis girl

>>8106618
I was in a similar position on the opposite side last year. gf really wanted to fuck constantly and I just had almost no libido.

I'm not excusing his behavior but a lot of times it was a lot easier just to say "Yeah sure, let's do it tonight." and then try to psyche yourself up for it then to try to explain that even though you love your partner and find them attractive you just hate sex in that moment.

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Daily reminder that you are all failed men who couldnt hang with "the boys" so you became a girl to survive. You threw away your straight great man life of being worshipped by real subs like the grinch to being a caricature of a female usijg jewish enforced gender roles.


The best thing for all of you to do is to stop taking your dangerous untested jewish forced chemicals and go outside.

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>>8106653

d'awwwwww that's really qt beepy!!!!!!!! i'm so happy for you!!!!!!!!!!!! :33333333333333
YOU NEED TO HAVE AN OFFICIAL BF IT WOULD BE DA BEST THING EVER, and he sounds like a great guy!!!!!
get married so i can go to ur wedding and be a proud tranny mom

>>8106655
it's possible they're counterfeit

>>8106660
My prescription is for 300, you can take up 400 daily safely

>>8106666
I do think I'm smart enough to treat myself since I'm going to pharmacy school and all, $200 is what I make in 3 days, and $200 is way too much to spend every 2 days which is how often I've been having these fears

Already took the spiro again

>>8106667

most cis women are clocky af lol
mtfg just has crazy expectations of womanhood idk why

>>8106677
i like how you slinked away after i put you in your place.

get on your knees boy.

>>8105764

>>8106667
>when you see cis / trans smut and the trans passes better than the cis girl
I've seen that before too lol

>>8106664
Ily

>>8106682
>I do think I'm smart enough to treat myself since I'm going to pharmacy school and all

Dunning Kruger effect in a nutshell

smart MDs don't even treat themselves

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>>8106651
you don't even know otw fucking infuriating and this yes actually I mean no lmao bullshit had happened 7 or 8 times already. last night was the last straw I won't expect sex for at least another few months so I'm just gonna invest in toys and wait this one out

and like what made me. so mad about last night is that i have to sleep before midnight so I can wake up for work so he kept himself occupied on purpose the entire time and when midnight rolled around he was like baby it's late you should get some sleep for work and im like [REEE internally]

>>8106649
Honestly best thing that ever happened to me

>>8106618
>not having to fight your daddy off multiple times throughout the day
>pleading with him that you are still sore from the night before
>he tells you he will kiss it to make it better
>bends you over pulls your panties down and straight up eats your boipussy for half an hour straight
Sounds like you have a girlfriend not a boyfriend sucks for you LOL

>>8106681
That possibility crossed my mind but it didn't make sense to me that every possible online pharmacy I ever ordered from sent me counterfeits

The only time cypro and just cypro worked for me was a long time ago from in house

I got this cypro from QHI and everyone else on cypro from QHI is doing fine

It's more safe to say I have a tolerance to it

Not really freaking out anymore now that I know I need the spiro at least for another 3 months I'm a bit happier

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>>8106686
I ignore retards.

You've been here for hours sexually harassing trannies unironically. You're creepy as fuck. I sexually harass them ironically but if you do it for real its just creepy ngl tbqh.

>>8106682
I know. I was wondering if you had side effects at 300mg/day.

>>8106618
hahahah

you cant even bag a normal man

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Good afternoon! I hope you're all well! We're taking Boots to the mall today! :3

>>8106687
i rly kinda wanna date a cis girl so i like that kinda stuff sometimes desu

korra's bf might be a babbytrans in boymode taking cypro, would explain everything

>>8106690
?? Yes they do they write prescriptions for themselves and diagnose themselves, they'll ask for second opinions if it's serious like cancer

>>8106696
>caring about sexual harassment

look. the bottom thinks its a person. you need a good raping ngl.

even good old ludwig van isn't helping me with these withdrawal symbols

it's a sin, it's a sin, it's a sin

>>8106699
Awful and unpleasant side effects. Higher blood pressure, tons of urinating, and more.

I should be able to get a letter to cut my balls off soon so I'm okay.

>>8106631
sometimes I think that maybe I'm too harsh on myself but then I remember I always get gendered male w/o hesitation and I've already been assessed for psychosis and BDD and been cleared

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>>8106707
Im going to assume this is beanretard.

>>8106701
Hi friendpal ash

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>>8106691

honestly a good vibrator will help a lot lol. i'm gonna pray for you bb.

>>8106693

iktf
or when you tell him you're not sure if you want to and he starts fingering you and you're like ... ok nvm yes i want to

>>8106701

SCREAMING AT THIS PIC OF BOOTS ASOIDHSAOIDHSAIA
"MOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

>>8106703

imagine omg

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>>8106693
it's REALLY staring to feel like I have a gf rn and i hate it but i need to be supportive since he used to be like how you described before work started stressing and depressing him

ugh I just feel so defeated and sad about the whole thing

>>8106703
end this meme. I've been out of hormones for the longest time. also if that meme were true in would break up with him on the spot

>>8106701
why would you even take your cat to the mall

are you taking it to the cat doctor or something

>>8106666
Personally, I never had any success with tapering. It wasn't until I went cold turkey that I finally managed to quit. It was awful for maybe 3 weeks and then it became easier to manage pretty quickly after that. The worst was the social pressure really. Out at the club I was the only one not smoking so everyone would go outside to smoke and I'd be stuck watching the table. On the up side, I befriended a few of the waitresses while everyone was outside making themselves stink and poisoning themselves.

>>8106718
one of those failed males has to have a pussy

>>8106716
you'd break up with her* on the spot

>>8106714
Hello Carol! <3
>>8106715
She loves her pink stroller ^^;
>>8106718
Because she likes it.

>>8106713
i am far superior to that spic
the fact i could beat you within an inch of your life means i win lil sissy ;)

>>8106705
I'm related to two MDs and have worked with patients/docs at one of the best research hospitals in the world

you're a fucking walking example of the Dunning-Kruger effect seriously. humble yourself -- you'll be smarter for it

>According tothe Opinion 8.19 of the AMA Code of Medical Ethics, “physicians generally should not treat themselves or members of their immediate families.” The AMA cites the following reasons:

>(a) Professional objectivity may be compromised when an immediate family member or the physician is the patient; the physician’s personal feelings may unduly influence his or her professional medical judgment.
...
>(c) When treating themselves or immediate family members, physicians may be inclined to treat problems that are beyond their expertise or training.

>>8106716
>also if that meme were true in would break up with him on the spot
>him

>>8106725
good thing it's just a shitty meme

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>mfw i have to wait 3 more days for sex

>>8106701
nutmeg would be flipping OUT

>>8106726
c:
How r you

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>>8106735

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>>8106735
suffer with me friend

>>8106722
tapering cigs doesn't work due to the maois etc.

but tapering nrt does work, not perfectly, but it DOES work. vaping only nicotine is equivalent to nrt, bullshit politics aside

>>8106696
Guess what: you're both degenerates

>>8106733
idk it would be a bit adorable
you'd be a trannymom :3

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>classical music

>>8106748
break up already you ungratful nigfuckinger

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>having sex at all

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I hate trannies

>>8104382
oh god this board is filling up with more and more <16 transitioners
idk how much longer I can stay in trans spaces, it's too depressing

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*drinccs wine straight from the bottle*

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>>8106747

maow

>>8106748

i don't like this feel tbqfh
i was gonna see him tomorrow and monday but his friend who went away for college is here tonight and tomorrow and leaving on sunday so
he told me if i would be upset he wouldn't go but i'm trying to be a good gf. i need to get fucked real bad.
but even just ignoring that aspect, i really, really miss him. but it's only another 2 days added i guess so w/e..

>>8106755
hi b b.

I've been thinking we should fug

T. transbian

>>8106752
ive no interest in dating a tranny ive already broken up with a girl I thought was a guy that came out as trans to me before our first official date

i really love my current bf alot so the trans thing would be a deal breaker

>>8106753
>tfw usually fall asleep listening to orchestral music on npr
classical is pretty nice too
>>8106761
me desu

>>8106760
robin

a lot of the "early transitioners" are legitimately just RPers looking to troll

hell one of the most "early transition" obsessed shitposters is caraposter, a fucking cis male chaser and irl stalker

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>if we ignore him hell go away xD

>>8106757
why? how do we affect your life at all

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>>8106762

>>8106760
I know right?
>>8106770
>usually fall asleep listening to it
This is why it sucks

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>>8106762
you become one with the feel after a while. but seriously you do get used to it since like you im a total thirsty slut when it comes to sex.

fill your time doing something else and try not to let it get you too down in the dumps

>>8106761
Which type of wine
I drunk red wine once and it was too strong
>>8106776
Grinchy, hi

>>8106774
cara is starting hrt next week

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>>8106779
By being failed straight men.

Straight men are the epitomy of masculinity and you threw it all away...

>>8106785
Hi girly

>>8106767
sorry i'm straight

>>8106788
I'm a boy with gender dysphoria
Not a girl

>>8106776
>>8106788
Grinch who is your favorite chaser? Which guy you want to pound you into submission and then make passionate love to you like you're a cute trans girl?

>>8106793
also completely innumerate
142<150

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>>8106780

cheep

>>8106784

well it's not like i have to wait that long or have to get used to it tho. it's more the uh.......loving feelings in general
i was dealing with them pretty well until we had ~the talk~ when he told me he was my man and all that. having a bf stresses me tf out.

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>>8106786

>>8106801
Wha

>tfw don't have my sex toys anymore
>tfw moving back in with parents so no realistic way to hide them and use them even if I did buy them again
w-wew
bf hunt has to go into maximum overdrive when I get back there
>>8106783
but it's comfy
I could listen to it at other times but they only really play it at like 1am
to each her own I guess

>>8106802
eh? I don't get what's stressful about having a bf aside from having to be apart

I'm mostly joking about classical sucking, it's generally not my thing but I'm not too pleb to appreciate it. There is in fact one classical (well baroque) artist that I like and that's Bach.

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I had a grilled cheese with bacon, Mac, and a waygu beef patty

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>>8106800
Chasers aren't real men. They are failed men that chase inferior people. I enjoy watching my straight bf carlos fuck his gf in front of me tbqh.

>>8106785
Bordeaux uwu
dry n stuff
might get another bottle which is some kind of Italian wine

>>8106770
c:

>>8106813
>no realistic way to hide them
Just come out of the closet
>but it's comfy
See >>8106817 I was only memeing, classical is cool.

>>8106826
I don't think I'm allowed much alcohol after making a mess at a wedding >.<
Tho if I asked my sister maybe I'd be allowed shandy or lager or something

>>8106826
whats going on?

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>>8106816

idk. everything is lol
loving someone and knowing that they won't be in your life some day, and getting used to them being there and relying on them and everything
it stresses me tf out. at least when you're just having lots of sex and das it there's no feels involved

>>8106830
>Just come out of the closet
I'm out to my mom and my stepdad thinks I'm a gay cis guy but I'd feel weird pounding my butt with a thick dildo in the room next to my parents desu
Even though they fuck all the time
>I was only memeing
Ah okay, I'm kinda dense I should've picked up on that lol
>>8106826
>c:
uwu

>>8106817
I mean I feel anybody would be able to appreciate at least the 4th movement of Beethoven's 9th.

I literally use it as a way to cope with particularly bad situations.

>>8106822
can anyone explain why ground wagyu is any better than ground beef from any other cattle of the same grade & fat%

i mean is it even prime?

>>8106840
come to london :^)

feelin a little bad for running natalie off

otoh she's being dumb and making excuses

everybody hates me and i just do t fucki g care

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>>8106838
alcohol abuse and general comfyness

i wanna do some drugz in amsterdam

>>8106842
you think too much lmao just take that shot one day at a time and enjoy each other's company.

i mean me and my guy were just supposed to be fwb fuck buddies but it kinda naturally progressed into a serious relationship from there

>>8106843
im surprised ur mom didn't tell him tbqh

>>8106851
I'm reading stuff on other websites

>>8106849
I'm not going to your damn SHITHOLE

>>8106844
I'll give it a listen.
It's weird that when I feel sad, listening to ultra depressing jazz somehow cheers me up. Maybe if classical was more depressing I'd like it more.
>>8106869
>insulting my city
Now you must die!

>>8106869
come to hawaii
uwu

>>8106786
hahahahaha
give me the rundown, I must have missed this

dear girls of /mtfg/

please do not pick up the habit of smoking

sincerely, the trip formerly known as "nicotine"

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When you take your kitty to hello kitty to get kitty cookies

>>8106823
>They are failed men that chase inferior people
Well Tbh I have never felt a cis girl was superior to me. Wanna watch me have a 3-way with a cis girl and a trans girl?

I can also provide you with some straight man poo aroma if you wish. I eat lots of bananas, apples, tomatoes, and kale so its super fluffy and green.... would you like to savor it? Be honest Grinchypoo.

>>8106878

>tfw i used to smoke a pack a day
i miss it desu

>>8106878
OK nicoletta

>>8106883
I want you dead

>>8106859
>im surprised ur mom didn't tell him tbqh
she said she didn't wanna tell him unless I was comfortable with that and I was still really hesitant at the time. Gonna tell him over the summer tho
It'll be kinda awkward to come up with a cover when I have to pick up my hrt or why my hair is in a feminine style or why I have boobs and girl clothes etc., especially if my mom takes me to the stylist and everything
Or I might just tell her to tell him lol, though I like to be able to do it face to face

>>8106888
>>8106852
>bottom rage

adorable

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>>8106878
can i still vape like an asshole?

>>8106897
somehow you're weirder than the transgirls. Your "banter" is killing the thread.

>>8106885
smoke me!

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What do you guys want?

>>8106888
Awww did someone that reminds you of me tear your boyhole? Did you have to go get stitches? Its OK you will heal up in time sweetie.

>>8106905
>tfw ywn smoke nim

>>8106906
t-too sweet

>>8106878
Smoking blows >:(

>>8106906
for you to stop posting

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>>8106895
well i mean once he sees you he's gonna put two and two together ty quickly especially once he sees you wearing girl clothes.

speaking of which get cuter socks than those tacky white crew cut one. almost all of mine are colored and ankle cut or no show. white crew cut looks so manly, :c

nim is already smokin

>>8106906
Buy me candy pls

>>8106906
I'd rather have oysters rn
All that shit is prolly overpriced and bland

>>8106905

n-nim...i-i..

>>8106908
uwu

>>8106912
*smoking bowls

>>8106915
woah smooth

>>8106912
I know.

I'm currently experiencing the peak symptoms of nicotine withdrawal.

I wish somebody could come to my home and just like stomp on my ribs until they crack.

>>8106913
As a Cis male I'm instantly top of posters, I'm sorry to inconvenience you

>>8106906
>Fructose
Get me some grilled chicken

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>>8106906
um none of that looks vegan, dammit

i'll have some fruit salad desu

>>8106906
I want that one!

>>8106920
*rolls self with rolling papers*

>>8106937

*smokes nim and gets high on huggs*

>>8106901
the fact you cant handle banter is why youre a fragile little bottom m8 ;)

we all know you feel alienated from normal men the same way trannies are from real women.

its obvious you cant compete with the likes of me, and pushed to such desperation even trannies are on a equal footing with you.

my current boyfriend? masc, normal guy yet total bottom, not a sissy like you. that what gets you classed as pump and dump and not boyfriend material. just the hard truth little man.

>>8106931
i dun think intersexys get to be cis

>>8106869
wtf just visit me and go

>called every urologist in the united states
>they're all booked 2 months out
ahhhhhHHHH I WANT THESE FUCKING THINGS GONE NOW

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>>8106918
Well obviously
>>8106917
Ok bb doll
>>8106911
No you

>>8106939
*dies*

>>8106943
have sex

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>>8106946
(hugg Nat)

>>8106929
das not guuud :(

>>8106946
i could contact my cousin desu

i think he's working at mayo right now tho.. used to live in dfw

legit urologist

>>8106946
lick nat balls and fondle them

>>8106951
i did this morning :P
its fair to assume that you're a virgin though. its so obvious.

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Mom brought this home, I feel like it somehow isn't in the spirit of Passover.
>>8106946
Did you find any that do the procedure how you'd like?

>>8106947
Thanks Faye <3
I-ily

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>>8106962

>tfw micro penis
>tfw tucking is hard because it's too small to reach butt
>tfw it just shrinks back to the front

should I start using duct tape for tucking or buy an official gaff?

>>8106877
>>8106809
idk much but word on the board is she got someone to buy hormones for her

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>>8106914
Yeah it won't take long for him to figure it out
hell he might figure it out when he comes out here for graduation (which reminds me I gotta pack all my girl stuff before my family helps me with packing)
>speaking of which get cuter socks than those tacky white crew cut one...white crew cut looks so manly, :c
yeah I've been meaning to get ankle cuts in different colors. I'll do that this weekend. Plus a couple more tops, a shirt, and maybe some tights or pants or something.
M-maybe I'll wear a full girl clothes outfit with the new stuff I get to my therapist appointment next week too

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JCH5850axZ

>>8106953
IT'S OKAY ANDREA DON'T PANIC I AM GOING TO FIND A WAY THROUGH THIS FOR US

>>8106959
Please do

>>8106960
Better do it fast in 2 months they're going to be gone

>>8106962
No. I am settling. I don't have anymore patience and won't get SRS for 10 years anyway and by then there will be a hundred more surgeons who do work just as good as Suporn.

>>8106975
tucking is hard when you have a stupid fucking donkey dick too desu

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>>8106971
Unless you count that tiny percentage, I'm not a kike. I just think it's both funny and interesting. They were about as large as the box they came in and tasted about as good.
>>8106983
Well, good luck Nat.

>>8106844
It sounded beautiful but I just got bored.
This is as close to classical as I'll ever like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfPt44ch2JQ

>>8106983
i'll track him down and give him the full story, ask if he can do an inguinal orchi etc.

i'm not out to most of my family but i talk to his sister regularly (and out to her) so i'll make it happen as soon as i can

>>8106982
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JCH5850axZ
I am so sorry :( This is for the best though *hugg*

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>>8106981
yes to all of the above! keep. moving. forward and this stuff won't be girl clothes anymore they'll just be your normal clothes

>mfw wearing guy clothes feels gross and uncomfortable now

>>8106998
You're a saint, are you usually in these threads?

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Who wanted candy?

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https://www.psycom.net/borderline-personality-test/

doesent bpd create fake dysphoria?

>keep finding tran / cis porn vids where the tran is prettier than the cis girl
??????

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lol dadbod

>>8107008
I love hello panda!

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electrolysis lady said face is looking really good, I'm excited

>>8107009

it's possible, ya. that's why they try to figure out if you suffer from GID or BPD or both when in therapy.

>>8107010

m o s t c i s w o m e n
a r e c l o c k y

>>8107016
Oh yes fave

>>8107014
Hey girl and happy friday :D

>>8106983
there's an us now? o.O
not that I'm complaining or anything...

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>>8107004
yeah i'm the one giving you a hard time about not availing yourself of medical care given that you live in a major metro and definitely could track some down (hell, aren't you in school? utd or something? every uni i'm aware of has a student health clinic that is relatively low cost and financially understanding)

it's out of concern and a desire for your wellbeing tho

given your trouble with AAs orchi does seem like the best route desu

>>8107008
Me
I did!
:D

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>>8106977
E V E R Y . T I M E .

>>8107020
im so excited for you!

>>8107021
how come I never pass then?

>>8107030

wew this is a scary pic

>>8107035

well taking pics like this doesn't help lmao >>8107030

>>8107034
I'm anxious to see where it's at after the inflammation goes down, she seemed to have to search for them this time which is new

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>>8107036
yabbut she looks like a scary girl desu

or maybe a teenaged boy but i'm sticking with scary girl

>>8107009
duh, that's why dollface thinks they're trans

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>>8107001
>forward and this stuff won't be girl clothes anymore they'll just be your normal clothes
yeah, just gotta keep pushing
>mfw wearing guy clothes feels gross and uncomfortable now
desu I feel pretty gross wearing guy clothes too even though the only guy part is the t-shirt most of the time
That sudden jump to wearing girl tops around people I know is the only thing that keeps me from it honestly
>>8106975
I feel you desu

>>8107043
my inflammation is p bad after my laser, i think i have some bruising

apparently some burned hairs can stay until the next session too too :(

>>8107045

i mean i guess lol

>>8107042
>>8107045
see >>8105894
it's not because of that

>>8107052
and have you been practicing makeup at all? even just the absolute basic like primer and foundation?

>>8107054
it sounds really painful :(
my face is usually marked up at least a little all the time unless I miss a week. hair on the face is the deepest type I think so it must be the most painful area to get done. it should go away soon I hope! try taking some anti-inflammation medicine!

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>>8107036
I can play scary too...

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>mfw both tired and anxious af at the same time

thanks red bull

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>tfw she believed the memes and expected you to be a femboy at the very least
>tfw she expected wrong and turns out she isn't attracted to masc hairy guys
FUCK

>>8107069
not yet, I've been neglecting that :/
I know I need to start

>>8107075
Cute outfit.

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>>8107030
r-ree

I wanna try drugs honestly

>>8107070
i want my face to be clear but rn it looks darker ;-;

>>8107076
But, at least it gave you wings?

>>8107076
at least you have wings

>>8107086
it will be better once it calms down

>>8107085
me too
is lsd as cool as some people make it out to be?

>>8107085
Don't do it!

>>8107030
dude i fucking love you lmaoo

>>8107085
no, dangerous :(

>>8107090
>>8107091

i hate ya'll lmao

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>>8107096
um yes desu

although if "some people" means hs retards then no, it's both cooler and far more introspective than that

Post voice sluts

im on hrt

>>8107030
lmao wtf

>>8107094
my sister called me out of the blue and offered to fly me out to england for my birthday

im taking the opportunity to go to europe too, it's such a big coincidence, i was planning this trip and now my sister wants to see me

i didnt think she felt that way about me, she was thinking about me

it made me so happy ;-;

>>8107079
Hey Birdy
>>8107096
Idk
My mom got it and then threatened to call the police and then I tried to kill myself and then she did call the police but they didn't care about any of it at all and it was a mess.

Life lesson: don't live with paranoid nutjobs in Wales
>>8107102
But why

>>8107108
do you want to hear the one ive spammed for the last two months

>>8107103
Sorry, I couldn't resist <3

>>8106713
No poo for you

>>8107020
how did you get the money for laser and electrolysis? aren't you 20~ish?

>>8107090
>>8107091
god DAMN IT

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>mom says i'm a "man of few words"
>"no, i'm not"
>she looks completely puzzled as i leave

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>>8107009
shit

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>>8107108
>>8107108
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MGko5oOkyA

>>8107112
That's very sweet of her :)

https://www.appӏe.com

>>8107052
guy clothes fit really badly on me now, my hips are just too wide.

>>8107112
that sounds be really good for you! make sure to take pictures!!!

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>>8107112
yay! what part of england?

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>>8107108

random clyp https://clyp.it/bgcbpg4j

>>8107117

;-;

>>8107110
congratulations, enjoy your conetits and psychological breakdown faggot.

>>8107135
exeter and london

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>>8107130
they really need to work on their guerilla marketing to be completely desu

>>8107133
i will!

ill send you some okay :3

>>8107128
yeah ><

Korra is the Anthony Burch of mtfg.

>>8107131
That's because your hips don't lie :)

>>8107120
supportive family helps with it

>>8107030
Kek

>>8107112
are you out to her?

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>>8107139
does that mean nicotine can smoke you?

i'm always confused if she's in chile or london but i think i've got it down now

>>8107137
im pretty sure estrogen has a calming and leveling effect on everyone

>>8107150
im not out to anyone in my family

ill be 7.5 months on hrt when i go >.>

>>8107136
>https://clyp.it/bgcbpg4j
Blinded by the light!

>>8107144
you better! ><

>>8107146
I do often find myself thinking thank god im not korra

>>8107108
https://clyp.it/51z4yzqz

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Ok girls we're going on an adventure.

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>>8107146
>>8107160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1u1UlsXBJZX

>>8107154
at least wearing sweatshirts and coats 24/7 will be easy there

>>8107165
don't let the mantis get me ok? D:

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>>8107146
>mfw I'm not Korra

>>8107156
if i can get the dates okay without having the price go up im gonna go to england, france, the netherlands and germany!

>>8107146
i thought burch was the anthony burch of mtfg

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im talking to a dude on tinder and he wants his gf to lick my butthole ama

>>8107131
my hips have grown by at least 4 inches in 18 months and it's definitely bone
>tfw a bunch of my nice suits and stuff I liked don't fit at all anymore
>tfw the reason I can tell it's bone, not fat, is because it's affected my gait so much it's making my deformed right leg even worse

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>>8107172

>>8107174
is he a cuck?

>>8107174
did you set a date

>>8107160
>>8107171
My man!

>>8107173
You'd think that but Korra out Burch's Burch.

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>>8107165
>FTL

>>8107155

ye! i love oldies desu :c

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new recruit, who dis?

>>8107170
I'll try!

>>8107183
If I get a slug I'ma name it after you :)

>>8107175
>least 4 inches in 18 months
h-how????

That once a certainty, lost in grief
A daughter's desperate cries, unheard pleas
Forsaken, beaten, tried, on her knees
A prayer passes from her lips
Into her soul the Goddess whispers:

"A heartbeat without harmony
Is moonlight without dark
The heart beat seeketh equilibrium
With balance will your worry part,

So still this broken melody
And therewith shoulder thee
One last step only leaving
An empty hearth dawn by the sea
An empty hearth dawn by the sea"

>>8107175
That's good that it's bone

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>>8107180
>when you don't have an argument but want to talk shit anyway

lmao

what are you all having for dinner?

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>>8107174
>iggy

post more silly tiny sighthounds pls

>>8107177
ill send you a bunch of pics ^>^

>>8107184
There is nothing wrong with that :)

>>8107194
whatever mom made

>>8107194
Andouillettes.

>>8107201
good, be careful not to get lost!

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>>8107194

a grilled chicken salad. i eat one of those a day as my only meal with water and caffeine desu.

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>>8107108
https://clyp.it/qf5fesli

>>8107194
Pizza leftovers :)

>>8107180
there are people that actually like burch so you may be right.