/Lesbian General/

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>>8085347
she's cute

Tattooed /fit/ girls are the best t b h

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>>8085367
I don't have a tattoo but my gf has a bunch planned.

I am too compulsive so I don;t think I would be happy with anything I get in even a year or two later.

>>8085381
>tfw no gf covered in anime tattoos.

Oh, wait. That's not a bad feel at all.

>>8085347
I want a tattoo but I dont want one that I dont design myself.

If I tattoo "I'm a lesbian" on my forhead, will qt girls notice me?

>>8085429
only if you do it and wear skinny jeans and flannel

I just groped my gf's ass and it felt good
>just wanted to make NEET's and incels jelly

So, who is your favorite Corr, /lesgen/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC_8g_QRTLY

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>tfw no qt knight gf

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>tfw you will never own one of these

>>8085544
No anon, no female knight is going to save you from me
t. shield maiden

>>8085544
Is that a rapier?

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>>8085547
Don't touch me you barbarian. I'll cleft you in twain.

>>8085548
That is indeed a rapier.

>>8085552
Paris will burn and I'll take you back to Norway. There you'll spend the rest of your days as my forced concubine.

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>>8085552
Best weapon.

>>8085544
>>8085552
>>8085559
Post more warrior girls

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>>8085553
Good luck trying to lay siege to my castle. Vikings couldn't even take on crude wooden fortifications.

I'd never be with someone so crass, regardless.

>>8085559
I'm partial to a two hander myself.

>>8085563
Sure thing.

>>8085566
Careful now, or else I might do something bad to your sister..... When your peasants are dead and their women taken away, you only have your castle. In the mean while, you will hear everything I do to your women every single night.

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>>8085566
>two hander
>not two footer

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>>8085568
It's charming enough that you think you could even come far enough inland without being torn apart by angry peasants, let alone getting past boiling oil, ballista fire or mounted cavalry.

Maybe you could be a servant, if by some miracle you're alive when we capture you.

Post Muslim qt's

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>tfw no horseback archer gf.

>>8085544
THIS REMINDS ME OF UTENA SO COOL

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>>8085524
Just woke up after snugging my girlfriend and falling asleep. She woke up first and was just brushing my hair and looking at me with a smile on her face. Then leans in gives me a kiss, and says "you're so beautiful..." I fucking love this woman. I can't even.

Going to get us chips for her study break

Also unofficial warrior girl thread now?

One day, when I'm at the job I want in the place I want, I'll find my qt. I'm focused on my career right now, but it leaves little time for pursuing love and makes the nights a lot lonelier.

>>8085347
My only tattoo is the snake eating an elephant from the little prince on the inside of my arm. I want a few more. Next one I want some floral design. I'm between Lavander, Daffodil, Lily or Gladioli. One that goes from my shoulder to the middle of my arm.

>>8085840
>hat tattoo.

>>8085853
Don't question my basic white bitch tattoo.

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Thread needs more qt warrior girls.

Is anyone else tired of lesbian movies never ever having happy endings?

>>8085956
not really, theyre more representative of my life if they dont have happy endings

>>8085956
But I'm A Cheerleader had a happy ending...

>>8085969
That's why I want them to have happy endings, though :<

>>8085972
I'll have to watch that, then!

>>8085985
but anon, tracer ass

>>8086001
Canon ass is booooring tho, it's all about that PharMercy.

>>8086001
meant to say for honor

>>8085956
Name more lesbian movies! Blue is the warmest color. Don't think we can count Chasing Amy... "Lesbians will be turned back to being straight with the right guy." :(

I donno what else. Anything from this list good?

I've just beaten Shattered Pixel Dungeon.
Do you know how awesome that makes me?

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Where did everyone go?

>>8086146
sleep, it's late senpai, we're making it on 5 am here

>>8086169
7:00 here and I'm still awake.

>No one said "good night, lesgen".

>>8086146
>>8086169
>sleep, it's late senpai,
That would be most of it. People don't say goodnight nearly enough, but it would also use up our bump limit thingy so who knows.

>>8086183
>>8086174
fine I'll do it,
gn lesgen, sleep well, dont let the bed bugs bite

>>8086183
>bump limit
How would that mean anything?
You do know we can make infinite threads until hiroshima nagasaki kills 4chan next week, right?

>tfw no gf to sleep naked with, holding her tight with our legs entwined.

>>8086199
>tfw no gf to big spoon me
>tfw no gf to run her hand up my arm and entwine our fingers together as she softly presses against me
>tfw no gf to turn around to, rub noses for a second, and give a gentle kiss on the lips to before whispering "I love you"

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If anyone cares, I fixed it.

>>8086225
wow what a cutie.

>>8086199
I am sorry anon. I will entwine with you in spirit. (I iz taken on this physical plane)

>>8085347
I am sooo fiening for more tats.. :(

>>8085524
I bet you're ugly af.

>>8085054
>its such a mystery to me how lipstick lesbians are idealized, and yet being one and finding a girlfriend is such a difficult task

I know that feel all too well.
A couple of grills have even told me that other lesbians probably think I'm "out of their league" and therefore don't try and flirt with me. Of course, it doesn't help that everyone assumes you're straight either.

>>8085347
>lesbians
>>>>>>/x/

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>>8086290

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>>8086373
That is rough. One trick is be super gay looking till you get a gf then lipstick it up after. Also have a bunch of pictures of you all dolled up and you can whip those out to make her swoon. Best of both worlds?

>>8086412
But the lipstick aesthetic is too gud to give up.
Also I need to make sure to make as many women as possible fall in love with me.

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>tfw no gf

>>8086517
feeling it (im the other lipstick anon)

i know there are girls who change their look in order to be recognized as gay, and i think thats a bit sad. id rather we come up with new lesbian symbols that fit into a wider variety of aesthetics. style is a pretty big part of my identity, and giving it up for something like this feels insincere

>>8087539
What could be more in style than rainbows?

Also, good morning /lesgen/! (It's the afternoon, but I just woke up, so whatever.)

>>8087550
i mean if thats your thing thats swell, they just dont go too well with my palette. im obsessed with rose gold and similar colors

>>8087591
You're probably not going to be able to avoid them entirely if you want to be clear. What about a small keychain tag or pin or something

>>8087616
i guess pastel rainbows could work with some outfits, since i really like white and baby pink etc, but ive got a feeling that itll just bring the look into more childish territory? what do you think, would it read as gay? im not sure i have an accurate sense of these things

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>>8087621

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>>8087621
You could always go for rainbow nails.

>>8087718
>>8087741
oh this is really cute actually..! albeit a fair bit of work to maintain for a lazy bean like me. thanks for the suggestions

>>8087777
No problem, love.
Nice 7s.

>driving to school
>listening to my current fav CD because my car is from 1999 and doesn't have an aux port
>oh shit this song
>pull into parking lot
>singing along to second best song on the album
>turn car off, music stops, I'm still singing
>open door, still singing
>step out of the car and look to my right
>a QT ginger girl with perf short hair is packing up
>wearing some overall jean shorts
>still singing because I'm stupid and don't know how to stop
>she turns around
>realize I'm still singing and looking at her
>oh shit
>turn around and walk towards class with my head down, blushing hard and
every time

>>8088012
What was the song?

>>8088065
Reptile by Nine Inch Nails
I looked at her just as the song goes "Oh my precious heart"

Do lesbians like boy things because they're secretly tranners or because they're repressed FTTs?

>>8088413
We weren't talking about liking boy things?

Gendering things is stupid anyway.

>secretly
If you thought this was clg you're in the wrong thread. Everyone's sex is secret, cis or trans, because we're all just lesbians here.

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Quick reminder to simply ignore the trolls and post qts.

I want a femme gf to complement my butchness. I'm too scared to talk to girls, though, so I guess I'll settle for being a forever alone fujo.

>>8088486
>tfw femme and too intimidated to talk to butches
just come talk to me bb I'm shy ty

>>8088453
Thank you. She is very cute. Moar woodland cuties?

I want a butch gf with long hair.
Do they exist?

>>8088494
Gimme your contact info and we can chat it up, then.

i want a femme gf to make my feminine energies even stronger

>>8088506
>Gimme your contact info and we can chat it up, then.
d i s c o r d s e r v e r

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ill take any gf
it doesn't matter
I'm so alone

>>8088508
if you eat femme do you gain here femme energies?
is it sufficient to eat out a femme instead of eating her?

I want to eventually have a girlfriend who, every month or so, we'll dress up, get drunk and/or baked, and go to a rave to let loose. We'll wear masks that conceal our faces in case pictures are taken of us.

>>8088526
eating out a femme is the best and most legitimate way to become incredibly powerful

>>8088502
This was a serious question, btw.
Do they exist?

>>8088731
yes they exist
I've seen them, they're magnificent

I'm biscum,and I swear to god I want to have a nice girlfriend to past a life with,I don't need a lot in my life,just a lover that loves me and respect me which I can talk and cuddle and have sex..
I've been trying to find one on de internetz because I never go out to bars and such,but I'm antisocial af and I can't even socialize with girls as friends...plus I'm such a bitch because I always get in arguments with everyone...

>>8088838
i'll date u desu

Are you in Chicago?

>>8088838
>tfw no antisocial gf.

>>8088869
I'm antisocial!

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>>8087718
I really like this.

>>8087741
Having an accent nail with a rainbow on it would work too!
>>8088453
So good!

>>8088519
This the discord is so comfy!

>>8088502
I think they do, you can also always be the first. Long haired butches usually just get called tomboys in my experience.

>>8088760
Please post pic? (Also would something like this be close?)

>>8088838
I am a lesbian dating a bi woman. It happens. Just hold out, be qt and interesting! Also get fit, that always helps.

>>8088893
>would something like this be close
yea pretty much. the cutie I saw was wearing stereotypical red flannel and boots with genes and a beanie
she was probably he dykiest girl for miles around and had the prettiest strawberry blonde hair
too bad she was holding hands with another girl or I would've snatched her up (by which I mean, awkwardly smile in her direction until I left the area with neither of us ever approaching each other)

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>>8088916
>(by which I mean, awkwardly smile in her direction until I left the area with neither of us ever approaching each other)
So sad... Just be more forward when it comes to approaching girls as a girl remember you have some extra liberties. If a straight dude tried that it wouldn't go over well, but we can do it and its nbd. You gotta work with what you got! I am going to post more.

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>>8088893
So many (You)s

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>>8088954
I think I know who (you) are. Also I guess you have the most interesting points, or most like minded?

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>>8088954
iktf

>>8089033
You've got voicemail, anon.

>>8089065
I literally never check my voice mail.

>>8088846
Unfortunally no,I live far far away :''(

>>8089339
Where?

>>8089364
europe

>>8089369
rip

>tfw a qt antisocial european girl will never whisk me away from my south american slum.

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Moar picturesss.

Get that contrast going my pale princesses

>>8087374
I laughed way harder than I should have.
Thanks for distracting me from my all consuming hornyness.

>>8088873
Im sure half the girls in this thread are antisocial.
I live in a nature lovers wonderland and I stay inside most of the time to stay away from the excessive amount of normies here trying to make me go outside and do none computer things.

>>8089753
Where do you live?

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>>8089780
Old Faithful, Yellowstone national park.

>>8089862
Must be nice. I hate living in the desert.

Also, Jemma is pretty hot.

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>Lost 9 garbage bags worth of clothes thanks to mildew

Can you guys post cute outfits to make me feel better?

>>8089903
Yes she is! and Yeah its nice sometimes but Im an indoor person so its more or less wasted on me.
Ive never been in the desert proper before, Whats it like?

my sister took half the day off and baked me a really nice chocolate cake with oreo buttercream frosting and made pulled pork because it was my birthday today. i feel really guilty over being bitter that my family love her more than me because she's straight. she got a snapback with my hockey team on it too. i shouldn't be bitter and jealous, she can't help her sexuality, its my family that are the homophobes. she's a great sister. i feel really bad about being a bitch. she gets me more than my folks do, she knows i hate birthdays and flashy gifts, i like little things and good food. my mom got me pajamas but they don't fit because i got fat u__u

my gf got me some toys we can use together but im not allowed to see until i get home. dead excited desu. being 28 is ok desu i don't mind it

>>8090175
Shit. Why did that happen?

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>>8090175
There you is.

>>8090206
I mean even as an indoor person you can appreciate living in a nice environment.

>>8090291
Happy birthday, anon.

>>8085972
Oh lawd I started watching this and my first thought is wait fuck I know that song.

Now I wanna rewatch Death Proof

>>8090554
>Death Proof
Tarantino's best film.
Are you the one who posted about Zoë on the nazi thread?

>>8090571
No, but I would have! /Love/ that movie.

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>>8090321
Someone gave me a belt for a cosplay a while back and the fucking thing had mildew and I didn't notice, so it spread through my whole closet. Took out about four pairs of shoes, and my sofa. Somehow.

>>8090424
Adorable.

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Going to post more.

cute Y/N?

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Crushing on straight girls is the worst :<

>>8090424
Oh I do. Its rad as fuck to know Old Faithful is right next to where I work and walking the geiser basin on my days off is nice. I just feel like its sometimes wasted on me.

What are some good lesbian (web)comics out there?

>>8090945
wow she is such a qt, how do I get my face between those legs?

Hello /lesgen/, mind answering me a few questions?
1). strapons?
2). school girls?
3). big spoon or little spoon?
4). fluffy cats or short haired cats?
5). favorite alcohol?
6). boobs > ass?
7). long hair or short hair?
8). describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
9). enjoy your evening

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>>8091188
>strapons?
Nah.

>school girls?
I mean, as a costume, yes.

>big spoon or little spoon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQmgHrSReCM

>fluffy cats or short haired cats?
Pic related, my hairballs.

>favorite alcohol?
Hard cider, or tequila if I want to get fucked up pretty quickly.

>boobs > ass?
Hips>boobs>ass.

>long hair or short hair?
Long all the way.

>describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon
A goblin creature that lives in my apartment and eats all my snacks and steals all my pajamas.

>enjoy your evening
Don't tell me how to live.

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>>8091013
ShootAround is pretty gay
and sad
but mostly gay

>>8091188
>strapons?
Hell yeah.

>school girls?
In a roleplay way? Sure.

>big spoon or little spoon?
I feel like I should be the big spoon, but I really enjoy being the little spoon, too.

>fluffy cats or short haired cats?
Both at the same time.

>favorite alcohol?
Kinky.

>boobs > ass?
It's all about the tum for me.

>long hair or short hair?
Long hair.

>describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
I'm not really crushing on anyone in particular. I don't know if that's a good thing or not.

>enjoy your evening
Y-you too.

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>>8091242
>ShootAround is pretty gay
>and sad
>but mostly gay
same

>>8091188
>1). strapons?
Don't know. My LD qt wants to fuck me, so, if we ever meet, I'll find out.
>2). school girls?
Why?
>3). big spoon or little spoon?
Little.
>4). fluffy cats or short haired cats?
I love me some fluffy pussy. (That is what you meant, right?)
>5). favorite alcohol?
Passion Fruit Caipiroska. (I know I say that a lot.)
>6). boobs > ass?
( . )( . )
>7). long hair or short hair?
Longest.
>8). describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
What's that?
>9). enjoy your evening
>tfw no gf.

>>8090175
did you try washing them first?

>>8091188
>1). strapons?
I don't really hate dicks, natural ones are just always attached to dicks. That and they don't vibrate or spin @~@
>2). school girls?
Not the stereotypical uniform, but I've seen some cosplays I like.
>3). big spoon or little spoon?
I wish I could be the little spoon, but odds are not good.
>4). fluffy cats or short haired cats?
Cats. Cats, cats, cats.
>5). favorite alcohol?
Fruit brandy, or rose wine.
>6). boobs > ass?
Either one, it's all about that motion.
>7). long hair or short hair?
Really really depends on the style.
>8). describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
Schrodinger's crush :(
>9). enjoy your evening
(You) too, anon.

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>>8091188
>Strapons
yes (recieve only)
>school girls
I am not a creeper but I like them
>big or little spoon
little spoon
>fluffy or short hair cats
friend's cats. I don't want cat hair everywhere in my flat
>boobs or ass
boobs
>long or short hair
long
>current crush
n/a
>enjoy my evening
it wasn't shit.

im gay

>>8091375
nice

>>8091378
thanks

>>8091375
me 2

Well, /lesgen/ isn't fun anymore (and ""cis""lesgen never was).
I think I'm gonna make my own lesgen, without cis girls and without trans girls.
It's gonna be just for AMAB men who like women.

How does that sound?

>>8091400
Good, get lost, these threads are for women.

>>8091402
I'm a woman, though.

>>8091402
why are you replying to obvious bait

Wow, that's weird. My post became instant pasta.

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fuck the noise post qts

>>8091407
Sorry, I can see how that might seem like bait.
I mean, of course I'm not gonna make a straight man "lesgen". But I was kinda serious about this place not being fun anymore. Look at it, it's completely dead.
And let me make myself clear that by saying that lesgen is dead I really don't mean that I miss those stupid nazis talking all the time about how much they hate t Y chromosome. To that I say good fucking riddance.

Anyway, I don't know. I'm probably just depressed. Sorry for the shitpost.

>>8091013
I've read a few (Idolon, YU+ME Dream, Go Get a Roomie, Always Human) but none of them were good enough to recommend, imo.

>>8091441
>it's completely dead
Well, it is pretty late. Most people are asleep at this time.

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>>8091441
If lesgen is feeling dead it is because the discord is jumping. Join us.
>https://discord.gg/vA6pPc5

Ps just about everyone I have seen in the discord is super cute...Therefore lesgen is cute. Mission Success.

>>8091487
I kinda feared that.
I can't into discord, though.

>>8091487
The discord wants me to post an introduction though D:

>>8091506
You realize that all that means is you say: "Hey I am lesbian, and this is like one cool fact about me." and you're in. It is seriously nbd.

>>8091521
This is where I freeze up and go back to my shitty life of avoiding everyone.

>>8091550
And that's why we're on 4chan where we are anonymous. I don't think I'll ever understand this discord-on-every-thread fad.

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>>8091550
you sound like me
>>8091487
how shitty of me would it be to join and almost immediately quit the discord

>>8091557
>>8091562
I thought I'd gotten rid of all my stupid social anxiety stuff, but I guess not. He'll if I know how it works.

>>8091562
>how shitty of me would it be to join and almost immediately quit the discord
There are people who have anxiety on the discord too. It isn't like everyone on discord is extroverted and anxiety free. We are all in this together.

You are more than welcome to come check it out and leave, then come back 3 months later. No one will hold it against you at all. Anyway, I won't shill the discord anymore than I already have. Just know it is a welcoming place.

>>8091609
Here should be a welcoming place too. And people should talk more.

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>>8091586
I feel ya
>>8091609
does this happen often? because that's pretty much what I was planning to do, except I'd join again like 2 weeks instead of 3 months later

>>8091626
Discord users make up a huge amount of posts here.

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>>8091188
(1 of 2)
>1). strapons?
I guess? receiving only, though. Im sure Id be more enthusiastic about it at some other time, but right now the idea of being penetrated isnt super appealing.

>2). school girls?
Nah. School Teachers, though. Oh yeah......wait, maybe yes to the school girl if its an older girl thats either kind of a butch/tomgirl trouble maker or a strict hard femme sempai that gets off on bullying/teasing a regular wallflower student. She would eventually become possessive and a little tsundere towards me and Oh jesus I need to stop reading yuri and interact with real people.

>3). big spoon or little spoon?
I feel awkward as the big spoon unless The girl is bigger than me. Id love to big spoon a 6'5 qt. Also to be the little spoon for a 6'5 qt as well. Itd have to be an exceptional little woman for me to big spoon her.

>4). fluffy cats or short haired cats?
Hmmm, while Im not a fan of pets, I wouldn't mind a short haired cat I guess.

>5). favorite alcohol?
Scotch? Maybe hypnotiq? Grape smirnoff?

>>8091751
pic source pls

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>>8091751
(2 of 2)
>6). boobs > ass?
I have a slight obsession with boobs but a nice big, wide ass does terrible things to me. God help me if a girl has both.

>7). long hair or short hair?
BOTH! Short hair women make me swoon but girls with long hair in suits turns me into a gooey pile.

>8). describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
I wouldn't exactly call it a crush but there was this one girl that I was worked with over the winter that, god, she had the body of a fertility goddess. She made the bartenders uniform look down right salacious. I worked in the kitchen so I barely got to see her during work but I felt terrible for having such lewd thoughts about her. She was incredibly nice ( also straight, and had a boyfriend) and I liked talking to her when I was off. I also liked talking to her mom, who worked as server there too. She was slightly less stacked than her daughter but she had the prettiest electric blue eyes and I found myself inadvertently flirting with her (my version of flirting since I really have no idea how to flirt) because she was way easier to talk to than her Aphrodite like child. Now I feel guilty for thinking of these women like they where pieces of meat.

>9). enjoy your evening
Ill try. Im off tomorrow so I can go to sleep and then stay in bed for a few hours in the morning.
I hope you have a wonderful evening too.

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>>8091761
I wish I knew, anon. I found this in some other thread months ago.

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>>8091778

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>>8091784
Im sorry, anon.
:(

>>8091487
why do I have to wait 10 mins to say anything in the server
10 minutes is a lot of time to reconsider my choices and regret everything, you know

>>8091810
oh wait I just realized that's probably a discord thing
I DID just make a new account so I could join the server
it also told me I was changing my profile picture too fast and that I had to try again later because I couldn't decide between two photos
this is why I don't use discord

>>8091700
Why can't we all just stay here, then?
It's comfy here, when there's people talking.

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>>8091792
it's ok...this is probably why image search was invented

ugh! Discord is so frustrating!
Nevermind!
Good night everybody!

>>8091960
Why don't you just stay here, anon?
Discord is bad and everyone who uses it should feel bad.

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>>8091967
I would but Im also tired.
Its 3:22 am here.

>>8091971
So early. It's 6:25 here.
But have a good night, anon.

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>>8091842
It was setup that way to prevent someone joining and just creating new accounts all the time to spam the server. I actually DID have an error in the setting at the time. I had intended to set it up so you needed to have had a discord account for a total of 10 minutes.

If you join now there is a requirement that your discord account has existed for more than 5 minutes that is it. (no more server time limit)

In terms of talking in the thread. We are still moving faster than any of the previous editions/keeping pace with clg so I think things are fine. If the thread moves so quickly we have to make a new one each day it will be less comfy too.

Enjoy this Original meme I just made because I was bored.

>>8091960
Goodnight

>>8091978
It's not very comfy to feel completely alone on 4chan when you're already so lonely irl.

>>8091960
it's better than Skype imo

>>8091986
this
Skype is shit compared to Discord desu senpai

>>8091986
>>8091987
What kind of comparison is that? Does anyone seriously still uses skype?
It's not 2010 anymore, you know?

>>8091995
shrug
I know plenty of people who still use it

>>8091995
>>8091999
I also know plenty of people who still use it for voice/group chats

>>8091995
I don't use Skype anymore, but discord is still lacking in MANY areas, some that are probably vital to people who still use Skype. I miss some things it did better.

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>>8091985
I am failing to see how you can feel alone in this thread. It is 2:47 am and again the pace of the thread is going great. One of the best ways to get more people posting is to post interesting questions etc. Engaging stuff, instead of dead end statements.

>Such as:.
In retrospect rate your first relationship.
If you haven't had your first relationship what do you think is holding you back?
If you have had one what/if anything would you do differently/would you?

(Pic: Got my gf to french braid my hair so that it dried wavy again)

>>8092021
>tfw no gf to braid my hair.

>tfw my gf started going to the gym, is now much larger than me and carries me around the house
nice :3

>>8092021
Also, it must be nice living in the west coast.

>>8092052
It is indeed sherlock Anon. I was on the East coast Before.

>>8092029
gfs are overrated, anon

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>>8092068
You're Wrong.
>>8092051
You rang?

okay i've decided upon what kind of wife I want

A tall, French Jewish girl, who is tall and pretty
tall is important, pretty is important, eye color and hair color aren't very important

How do I find her /lg/??? Do i have to move to France?
what do I do?
>>8085524
tfw no gf
>>8085628
>>8085544
Is Utena good? the art ive seen looks cool, but the plot summary i saw on wikipedia didn't sound as great
>>8085956
The TV show girl/girl sceneis pretty good

>>8087550
>>8087539
>>8086517
Having a fem look but a tomboy personality works
i go for a "feminine androgynous" sort of look, which kind of helps but girls dont hit on me that much.
dress kind of tomboyish, but then have feminine accessories and cute makeup and such

>>8092081
>tfw ywn be the girl in black

>>8088838
iktf ;---;
am also antisocial/shy biscum

>>8090291
happy belated bday anon
were the toys for you and your gf fun?

>>8090962
>Debicki posting
DO /NOT/ POST PHOTOGRAPHS OF MY FUTURE WIFE!!

>>8091188
>1). strapons?
sure
>2). school girls?
if they're over 18, sure I guess, but not usually, since I prefer ppl closer to my age
>3). big spoon or little spoon?
little, but either is good
>4). fluffy cats or short haired cats?
short
>5). favorite alcohol?
margarita?
>6). boobs > ass?
i like boobs, but i'm dfc with a big butt, so thats probably why
>7). long hair or short hair?
shoulder length. any longer than nipple length is gross, pixie cutes are cute, but they dont work for everyone
>8). describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
idk
>9). enjoy your evening
ty
>>8091208
>Hips>boobs>ass.
this is biblically correct, i agree with you

>>8092325
>any longer than nipple length is gross,
wat

>>8091188
>1). strapons?
Never tried them, but I guess being on the giving end could be fine, even if I'd probably feel a bit awkward at first. I'm not big into penetration so I'd only be on the receiving end if my qt was really into it.
>2). school girls?
Seifuku, worn as a costume, are qt. Although only on grown women.
>3). big spoon or little spoon?
Big spoon.
>4). fluffy cats or short haired cats?
Fluffy cats.
>5). favorite alcohol?
Gin.
>6). boobs > ass?
Boobies all the way. Thighs are great, too.
>7). long hair or short hair?
Long hair.
>8). describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
She's a proper QT that isn't afraid to speak her mind and has great taste in everything. We also held hands before.
>9). enjoy your evening
You too.

>>8092321
BACK OFF SHE'S MINE

Actually she's like 6'2" and straight it'd probably take two of us to hold her down.

>>8092409
>Although only on grown women.
How can something be less qt when you're younger??

>>8092554
Mature women are way qter than loli.

>>8092722
But being a teen or early twenties is the best.

>>8092754
Twenty-somethings are the best, Anon. I'd feel super creepy lusting after a teen, even though I'm not that old myself, but it seems like we're worlds apart.

>>8092171
>Jewish
why
>How do I find her /lg/??? Do i have to move to France?
probably

>>8092833
Even late twenties?

But if you were one yourself again it would be ok, and who doesn't want to be young again?

>>8092893
>>Jewish
>why
Why not?

>>8092964
I don't know, I know next to nothing about jews so I was wondering why someone would want to date a jewish girl specifically
are they like really good in bed or something?

>>8091188
>1). strapons?
Yes please, but they're not mandatory
>2). school girls?
Ehh
>3). big spoon or little spoon?
Perpetual big spoon, would like to be little spoon
>4). fluffy cats or short haired cats?
all cats are beautiful
>5). favorite alcohol?
Bourbon or amaretto
>6). boobs > ass?
Ass > boobs
>7). long hair or short hair?
Long enough to pull on during sex
>8). describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
Almost sickeningly perky, kind of a jock, and happily committed to her girlfriend of nearly a decade
>9). enjoy your evening
You can't make me

>>8091208
cute cats!

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Hi lesgen, I am drifter scum.

Just wondering how to lez hookup to satisfy long-time bicuriousness without leading on/hurting feelings?

Is it as easy as with guys? Just pick up in bar and decline further contact? Guys are natural sluts, have a feeling girls might be harder to get?

Also how do I tell if girls are into me or just being hetero cute/vice versa?

Much love desu

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>>8092051
>tfw fat
>tfw Ill never be light enough to be picked up and carried around the house unless my qt gf is also a power lifter.
>tfw no qt power lifter gf

can I borrow someones gun?

>>8093327
>tfw Ill never be light enough to be picked up
You could lose weight, duh.

>>8092952
>who doesn't want to be young again?
God, If I was 18 again Id go out of my way to entice every woman in my city older than 25 but younger than 45. Id also probably be more of a top too. id keep a strap on and other things in my emergency sex kit inside my sailor moon backpack.

"Oh anon, you are too young for me!"

"Dont worry, I'll use my Crescent Moon Wand to cleanse that notion from your mind."

>>8093350
THATS WHAT IVE BEEN DOING!
My metabolism is crazy slow.

>>8093385
Keep it up, we will make it.

>>8093526
Eventually, yes, but still its kind of discouraging. Thanks anon.

>>8092952
Even late twenties.

I don't know, I think it weird still to imagine 16-year old me banging someone. And I'd rather stay in my early twenties than go back to being a teen.

tfw no butch gf to ravish me
why live?

>>8093872
iktf

>>8093872
where do you live? I'll be right over.

>>8093284
Just be honest. You can hang out in a lez bar and if approached, tell them you've never done anything with a girl, not sure you'd like it but are curious to try.

You may not like it. I've had more than one girl get up and leave before the "main event" becasue they realized they were no longer "curious" once their (and my) clothes came off.

i like boobs

>>8093905
Dallas

>>8093954
same

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Pussy.

>>8093957
>Dallas
Sorry... east coast here.

Having an MRI today. The goal is to not pass out. I'm already having problems remaining calm.

Please give me good thoughts, lesgen.

>>8093992
I mean, honestly I'm looking to relocate anyway. texas is a shit hole.

>>8093954
I second this motion.

>>8094059
good luck. MRIs arent too bad. Ive had one before and the most it felt was weird but thats because Im very sensitive to electromagnetic fields.

>>8094076
what part of texas do you live in? I was looking for places to move to and was considering texas.

>>8094059
if you like noise rock and post rock, you could pretend it's one of those.
that's what I do when I have to get an MRI
very soothing

>>8094143
She just said Dallas.
Also
>moving INTO texas.

>>8094143
Dallas, hit me with any questions you like pal
I'm also in the discord if you don't want everyone to know for some reason

>>8093927

Won't I come off as creepy/desperate for just hanging around? Tfw no friends willing to gay bar with me (closeted repressing ftm, people auto assume gay but that's okay, all friends are male and wouldn't be up for it)

Yeah it is a worry that I won't like it, I don't really see myself making a big deal of it if that happens, but just don't wanna fuck up and hurt somebody all because of a selfish whim.

>>8094678
take your straight friends with you and wear some obvious "I'm a dyke" clothinf

>>8091188
>strapons?
nah, i dont like phallic objects
>school girls?
no
>big spoon or little spoon?
either!
>fluffy cats or short haired cats?
if this is about the actual animal, then fluffy...
>favorite alcohol?
wine
>boobs > ass?
yeah
>long hair or short hair?
long hair but short can be cute too
>describe your current/most recent crush to us, anon.
id rather not get into too much detail, but shes a sweetheart...
>enjoy your evening
you too, lovely!

>>8094143
>>8094474
Thanks. I ended up not passing out, which is good. They'll probably have my results in about a week. I'm hoping for no tumors.

>>8092280
Why because you are already the girl in red?

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I demand posting of more cuties!

>>8091691
>does this happen often? because that's pretty much what I was planning to do, except I'd join again like 2 weeks instead of 3 months later
Happen often enough. Like I say no need to hold back.

>>8092177
>Having a fem look but a tomboy personality
#goals

>>8091188
>1
Sure, just not dick shaped ones.
>2
Yesh
>3
Little spoon life. (I have been the big spoon plenty)
>4
Short hair cat master race.
>5
Cider, or wine(Bordeaux),(whiskey if I had to go hard).
>6
Boobs
>7
Long
>8
have gf so going to have to go with that. Last crush before her was a girl working at Lush, and fuck me she was pretty.
>9
I am a late reply so N/A

>>8093284
>>8093927
This is all good advice. Just be upfront. Most lesbians I know would be up for a hookup anyday so long as you are clean. (and don't lie about that shit)

>>8094754
So much good advice. Gay clubs are a ton of fun even for straight girls and the music is usually better. Wearing something overt helps.

>>8094879
That's good.
I hope you don't have tumours either :(

>>8094926
because I'm neither!

>>8095177
Thanks. I got my pituitary gland scanned bc my endocrine system's all fucked. Before they do anything, my doctor wants to make sure the actual gland looks normal, physically. I'm just happy I got it done. I was out from 1:00 to 7:00 for the damn thing.

>IMVDB exists but doesn't have useful credits for Not Fair
I just wanna crush on cute blonde backup dancers :<

>>8095192
I hope you're ok anon <3

>>8095192
aww that sounds very un-fun.
I too hope you're okay :)

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>>8095190
Booo Just keep working out. It will happen.

>>8092177
what do you mean by tomboy personality?

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i have an obsession with mermaids lately... graceful water loving lesbians where?

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>>8095571
I-I'm a mermaid.


t. Mermaid.

>>8095571
I wish there was an actual pool around here.
I wouldn't mind learning how to properly swim.
Also, Id love to go swimming, well, when it warms up here.

>>8094528
Sorry I missed it the first time.

>>8094547
So whats the lgbt community like in dallas? How about the job market? is the coast of living high? Are apartments cheap there? Is there alot of crime?
Any good queer life?

>>8095571
bitch yes only i can't actually swim, so once i get beyond feet on the bottom i start dying and lose my grace

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Considering how often I hear about black people not doing good dating wise in america, I feel like I should try to move to the UK. Anyone from the UK in this thread know of good places?

>>8095618
You must empty your mind and become like water. Once you start floating its all spastic flailing from there.

>>8095639
my thicc ass legs float but my skinny body and flat chest don't float and floating upside down is kinda exactly like drowning

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>>8095693
>floating upside down is kinda exactly like drowning

Its only drowning if you breath in and flail.

>my thicc ass legs

Go on.......

My abs feel like they're on fire and my butt feels so horribly sore. Help.

How do I get in to writing?
I want to write lesbian smut.

Also, does anyone know a good source for lesbian erotica? Particularly to the side of NC BDSM?

>>8092548
well i'm 5'11" but she's only straight....for now....
>>8095450
i used to really crush on her hard, but i lost all interest once she married Reynolds
>>8092332
>wat
hair longer than nipple length is gross

>>8092893
>why
idk jews are very pretty
>>8092986
supposedly New York Jews are good in bed iirc, but they're God's chosen people, whats not to like?
that, and they have a great community and generational wealth
i think they'd just be a good ethnic group to marry into idk
and alot of the women I find really attractive are Jews.
>>8093284
just use tindr or OKC desu, and say you want a hookup/to explore
>>8093954
same
>>8095499
think about a tomboy, what are they like?
basically, think of a Tomboy who dresses femme, thats the sort of thing I'm thinking of
>>8095639
>Considering how often I hear about black people not doing good dating wise in america, I feel like I should try to move to the UK. Anyone from the UK in this thread know of good places?
are you black?
I dont have terrible luck, I guess it depends on where you live

>tfw no black Jewish French-Canadian gf.

>>8095933
>How do I get in to writing?
Start writing. Write something at least every day.
You get better by doing over and over. So do.

>>8095964
not sure what a tomboy is without the style. the posture and mannerisms? sounds inelegant to me. im too autistic to understand this i need details sorry

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>>8095964
>are you black?
>I dont have terrible luck, I guess it depends on where you live

Yes. Vantablack.
Before i moved to where i am I had no luck with anyone.
Now I at least interact with people. Unfortunately over the past year my paranoia has flared up so it makes it hard to trust....people.
Also being ugly plays a huge roll.

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>>8096006
YOu know, when i was little I wanted to get married to a nice jewish girl in a big church wedding with matching white dresses (then it was white, now I want black and purple). I have no idea where the wanting a jewish girl came from. My family (aside from me) was southern baptists. Life sure is weird, Isnt it /Lesgen/?

I never imagined myself as someone who'd get married until I accepted my flaming homosexuality. Now I have my dream wedding like every other woman. It won't be conventional, that's for damn sure.

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Oh!
Whats /Lesgen/s dream wedding? If you plan on getting married, that is.

>>8095950
5'11" club represent!

>>8096373
im shy, and a big public wedding would probably make me uncomfortable, but i love the idea of weddings, the white dresses and extravagant beauty... so a small private one just to experience that in its classic glory would be nice

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>>8096261
>I have no idea where the wanting a jewish girl came from.
For me it was since I watched Being Erica.

>>8096459
>where the wanting a jewish girl came from.

Ty for making me feel better about my serious jewstyle nose. (even though I am an atheist)

>>8095950
>i used to really crush on her hard, but i lost all interest once she married Reynolds
I have no idea who she is I just liked her outfit.

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>>8096459
I remember why now!
Its because Sarah Silverman.
God that voice and that smug smile she does. Ugh, makes me melt every time!
I had a huge crush on her and janeane garofalo when I was younger.
Its weird, janeane garofalo Now looks like someones mom who's flustered because she cant get modern family to record on the dvr.

>>8096781
>Ty for making me feel better about my serious jewstyle nose.

Not gonna lie, the nose kinda does it for me too :)

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>>8096929
Whoops, Forgot picture.

>>8096932
>>8096929
I would left her do unholy things to me.
I wish I knew why she was so hot.

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>>8096929
>janeane garofalo

yeah, age hasn't been kind to her

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All vagina belongs to the cock.

>>8096952

Is she growing stubble? You really can become a man.

Cock is power. Women are elegant

When r9k finally rises up, your kind will be th first to undergo reeducation.

>>8096947
Its her Jewess seductress magic. It keeps her hot to torture all shiksa who fall for her charms.

>>8096963
I love Daria!
Too bad she was straight. I wanted her and Jane to hook up. Either that or jane and quinn.

>>8096968
menopause is a hell of a thing. Hell, hormones are a hell of a drug by themselves.

>>8096997
>implying /r9k/ won't all turn into transbians by the end of the decade

You'll be lusting for mommy soon enough

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>>8097002

Yeah she's straight

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Why don't you eat? You all must be so hungry from depriving yourselves from indulging in natural appetites.

>>8097012
Stop getting my hopes up!
:(

>>8097072
What are you talking about? I just had ham steaks.

>>8096209
i mean idk what to say
>>8096239
>vantablack
hot
are you ugly or just ugly according to european beauty standards?

melanin is hot anon, dont let any white folks/white media convince you otherwise
>>8096006
HMM
>>8096285>>8096373

i want to be married, but i dont want to have a wedding
is that weird?

A wedding after party would be cool though, rent a nice space, have food and music, and everyone just parties the night away
>>8096781
>I have no idea who she is I just liked her outfit.
Blake Lively, she played Serena van der Woodsen on Gossip Girl
>>8096932
i love sarah silverman
>>8096381
TALL CLUB WHADDUP

>>8097301
>are you ugly or just ugly according to european beauty standards?

Both? All I know is Ive never had anyone say anything about my looks nor have i had anyone ask me out/hit on me for my entire life.

>melanin is hot anon, dont let any white folks/white media convince you otherwise

Thank you. I try to savor any encouragement I receive. its usually few and far between.

>i love sarah silverman
Ok, so when i was in high school I had this dream I went to a sarah silverman show and afterwards I got to meet her and we went for pancakes at an Ihop. The dream then switched between images of us eating pancakes and laughing and making out.

Are lesbians real?

Met a girl on tinder that I thought I kinda liked a bit and it turns out she really liked me too. We hooked up on our first date and its felt like a full blown relationship (or budding) since. But she moves out of state 25 days from now. This sucks. I'm bringing her to a comedy show tomorrow and she's sleeping over (again). Fuck I really need to move on with my life so I can be with a girl like this and not get left behind. Maybe someday I'll join her, if she doesn't have a boyfriend...

>>8097470
just enjoy it while it lasts, and maybe you can move to where shes moving, or she'll move back for you
>>8097335
hmm
post a pic?
you'tr probably just average looking at worst, especially if you take care of yourself.

>>8095933
literotica and Nifty, although Nifty has a lot of trash (bad writing, underage) stuff in it.

>>8085545
why are weasles so cute?
>tfw you'll never have one do a wardance on your tummy

>>8097461
Yesh
>>8097470
Is she bi or something? Also you just gotta work that. She can move to you later too if you're worth it

>>8097470
Out of state, youch.
Being harsh, it'll probably just result in a split-up if you aren't gonna both work at it. LD out of the question?

>>8096373
I'd like a big wedding with lots of food. I want to invite all my friends to properly rub into their face that I scored the best woman there is and they will never have her.

>>8095933

Whatever you fucking do, PROOFREAD YOUR SHIT.
GET A FRIEND TO PROOFREAD IT TOO.

There is nothing more annoying on earth than to be reading something fun but it's written badly in retarded english with misspellings all over the place.

Maybe I'm just weird.

>>8098543
Proofreading is imporant, and so is editing.
You don't have to worry too much about your first version, but get back to it later and see where you can improve it.

>>8098543
I write and proofread as much as I can. Since I write erotica I generally don't share that with friends so sometimes mistakes slip through.

But you're right. Some things I try to read are just so poorly written that I just can't read them.

>>8098797
>tfw used to write a lot starting when I was 17 or so
>barely do so nowadays anymore

And I wanted 2017 to be my creative year.

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Would you girls date me?

>>8098891
No. Get out.

>>8098891
If you were a woman....Nah. No I wouldn't either.

>tfw no gf to pee on you.

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>>8099363
>>tfw no gf to pee on you.

and on that note, What does lesgen look at more? 2d porn, 3d porn or Erotica?
I personally look most at 2d and erotica. 3d gives me a kind oof sensory overload.

>>8099402
I'd say about 90% 3D (and 90% of that is pictures, I rarely watch videos).
But there are times that for some reason I don't want to look at stuff, so I just read a bunch of erotica.
2D is only very ocasionally when I stumble upon /u/ or /aco/, or maybe even /d/. But it doesn't do much to me anymore. I was really into hentai when I was a teen, though.

>>8098882

The year's barely started anon.

Write something!
Even if its only a thousand words long, write something!

A woman sits on a bridge, staring down at the river bed that's run dry, and reminisces or dreams about when it still had water.
Bam. Write me something from that.


>>8098797
Yeah, it used to kill me when I was young and trying to get off.
I'd find myself halfway through a sex scene, and then like a fucking switch, a dumb misspelling or stupid mistake drags me right out.
Im probably cripplingly autistic.

>>8099500
I hate that too, it always throws me off, and English is not even my fisrt language, so I probably make a lot of mistakes as well when writing. But it's also almost impossible to find good erotica online without any errors so I kinda learned to take a deep breath and just move on when I see a mistake. It's easier to do the better and more imersive the story is.

>>8099500
>a dumb misspelling or stupid mistake drags me right out
my favorite is when they use their instead of theyre and my inner grammar nazi closes the browser and decides to get off to my imagination

>>8099759
>theyre
That's cute.

My "favorite" is could/would/should OF.
I hate this so much. I even tried to find a browser extension to get fix this shit everywhere, but no luck.

>>8099500
>I'd find myself halfway through a sex scene, and then like a fucking switch, a dumb misspelling or stupid mistake drags me right out.
>Im probably cripplingly autistic.
Oh my god I had that same problem!
I still have it. Every spelling and grammar error pushes me out of sync until I get angry and go find something else or just not masturbate out of frustration. Also, Im autistic, so this might actually be a symptom.

>>8099802
how about when they misspell a word by mixing up two lettres in the middle of a word? that shit drives me crazy

>>8099835
>until I get angry and find something else
usually at that point I just end up watching porn instead of reading it because this shit hurts.

>someone out there has a fetish of ruining orgasms by spelling mistakes.

My MRI came back normal! No tumors for me! Fuck yeah.

>>8099845
anon lives to fuck another day

hi lesgen isn't it a nice day for suicide?

>>8099868
>tfw no qt to double suicide after sex with

>>8099845
Alright! Meth party at anons!
Should I remove my name by the way?
I posted in /clg/ the other they and someone went ballistic about me having a name.

>>8099868
No. And if you do that I will find you, revive you, and make you watch its always sunny in Philadelphia with me.

>>8099878
>make you watch its always sunny in Philadelphia with me.
That's some cruel and unusual punishment.

>>8099844
>usually at that point I just end up watching porn instead of reading it because this shit hurts.

Once I decide on it I find it really hard to not do it no matter how frustrated I get which ends up making me more frustrated until I go read something I already read before. It sucks. Autism sucks.

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>>8099878
>Should I remove my name by the way?
What name?

>The beauty of 4chan-x

how do i tell my friend i have a crush on her? shes so cool and talented and i have no idea what to do since im afraid ill lose her as a friend. at least i know shes pan tho