>at home watching tv with family
>dad gets up take a shit
>he's a heavy coffee drinker and meat eater
>my cock twitches with anticipation over the thought of inhaling his thick, musky odour
>wait 5 minutes then say "man i really need to pee, i hope dad hurries up" as to not arouse suspicion for my next move
>hear toilet flushing, instantly jump up and rush to the bathroom
>pretend to be desperate to pee outside bathroom door "hurry up dad!"
>dad opens the door
>"finally!!" and rush in there, careful not to let the door remain open for too long and let any precious scent escape
>smile as i notice he always forgets to open the window, effectively hotboxing the bathroom with his tangy, yet sweet fragrance
>close my eyes and deeply inhale my fathers essence, letting the pungent stench flow through my nostrils, overwhelming my senses and sending me into a state of sexual frenzy
>my cock almost explodes, it always does upon the first taste
>i bask in the miasma of the straight man poo, savouring every last cubic inch of his aroma like an aged wine until finally, i reach the throes of orgasmic bliss, my cum shooting through the thick air, a fanfare to the beauty of what i just experienced
>clean up, gather myself and go back to watching tv, softly shaking as i recover from such a moment
>tfw getting a whiff n sniff of daddies straight man poo.
They will never know :] im naughty teehee
>>8080739
I orgasmed involuntarily about halfway through reading
>>8080739
Pure peotry.
This is why people still kick out gays at certain businesses.
Consider suicide
>Intergenerational poo sniffing
Absolutely disgusting.
Have some standards you deranged deplorable.
>>8081977
Omg
>>8080739
No, you are a shitlord.
Pun intended?
>>8080739
That poor baby grinch I just want to hide him away from you. That poor thing doesn't deserve to be a symbol for your shit related threads.
>>8080739
I remember this post from last year.. still 0/10
>>8080739
This is why people become fascists