/mtfg/ - Transwoman General

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hi im here now

>>8080573
anon thread

>>8080575
Hi nim I love you

>>8080578
r-really

Native Androgens have rights!
Estrogenic Alien invaders are commiting GENOCIDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xr6lLw5w46Q

>>8080580
yes

shit.
pain.
& i just woke up.
i'm so mad @ my hips rn.
can't they grow quietly?

>>8080581
actually, it's the antiandrofens commiting the genocide, estrogen doesn't really kill androgens

>>8080584
why

>>8080581
I wish there was a 7 hour war video game

It would be alot of fun even if you knew you'd die at the end

>>8080587
ur qt

>>8080586
so the estrogens are the commanders and the AAs are the soldiers.

they still unlawfully occupy the Endocrine and modify the body.

>>8080586
my hips are always sore but now my butt sticks out more so i think it's pelvic tilt

injections when desu

>>8080581
someone should make an rts where you control a humans immune system and try to fight off disease. Then make a dlc map where your human is mtf and you try to fight off spiro

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I love waking up next to my boyfriend.

>>8080593
which is beneficial to us

Hrt is a scam

>>8080593
it has been foretold that the endocrine was given to the estrogenies

the AAs deserve to be pushed out, the land was not theirs in the first place

>>8080596
buddi

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3rd shift is legit trash.

I quit my job and going to try talking them into putting me on 2nf or 1st


3rd is for autistic niggers that cannot deal with life.

>>8080603
buddbudd

I am starting to think Nim is actually a crazy person.

>>8080595
that would be fun

>>8080599
but you never asked if your androgens consented

>>8080601
the testicles have a birthright to production

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>>8080604
what kind of work?

i used to manage a 24 hr restaurant, you're not exactly wrong but you gotta have someone to ensure shit gets done overnight too

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trashy dips in your hips means they're legit

>>8080607
there is a higher power at work here and it has given the endocrine to the e's

>>8080603
whats up buddi

>>8080604
Oh.

>>8080607
androgens are not living things.
they are hormones.
they can't even cinsent to existing

>>8080618
no one can umu

Mfw no one but ash and ufufu pass

>>8080616
i just woke up and took my vitamins cuz im a good girl

what should i eat tho

>>8080612
Its factory work repairing machines...i understand why theres a third shift and i understand it helps the business but i dont want to be the guy doing it. I only took it because i was desperate for money and wanted to try it but im miserable famalam on it. I get no sleep and the sun burns and i cant do stuff really and people wake me up to do stuff.


Itd be perfect if i was younger and can be super productive without worry of sleep but im into health and fitness so its actually annoying with this lifestyle.

>>8080625
probably a sandwich with egg, tomatoes, goat cheese and pesto with some tea but that's just my opinion idk

>>8080625
were they your girl vitamins like out of all my comics?

>>8080606
fight me

>>8080625
pizza

>>8080614
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7MGUNV8MxU

>Thor= Testosterone
>evil witch girls= HRT
>Asgard=testicles
>Hulk=Tren

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>>8080624
mfw i never get credit for passing as an ugly fag

>>8080627
is there a shift differential (higher pay for 3rd shift)? i mean probably not, we're all hungry these days, but it seems like that's a pretty essential job desu

>>8080631
GDI Amy

>>8080631
wtf that actually looks cool

i thought thor was supposed to be boring

>Want trans friends to discuss girl things like clothes and hair with since I only really have guy friends I talk to
>Don't know where to even begin

How make friends?

>>8080632
I mean im just a regular guy i dont really care about the company. I dont own it im just a worker. I dont own it so im not putting the weight of the company on my shoulders. No they dont pay more for third which sucks it was just the only one available at the time.

>>8080635
different director.
this one is by the guy who did stuff like What we do in the shadows.

I have high hopes desu

>>8080628
im gonna eat sausages with syrup and two pieces of toast with butter like i have for the last two weeks okay

>>8080629
no it was a (men's)multi-vitamin, biotin, b-12, vitamin d and a omega-3 fish oil supplement

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>>8080615
I don't know. I leave the threads open on my phone while doing things, hence the intermittent replies.

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>>8080614
>tfw higher powers has given my endocrine to the Es

>>8080633
i dind do nuffin

>>8080640
>no it was a (men's)multi-vitamin
but ur a grill?!?
>vitanim d
wow
lewd

>>8080636
I would say add people from here but next to nobody in these threads talks about that stuff

>>8080648
yeah but my mom keeps buying the men's ones

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>>8080628
Trying to work out the circulation around this rotating cylinder but as you know I'm a college dropout so I don't know shit about line integrals. I did however do basic integration and vectors in high school so I tried to work it out based on that. is it right? If not what's the right answer? The curve C is a circle.

my butt sticks out now wtf help

>>8080644
it's the way it was meant to be

>>8080651
havr u asker her to get the women's formula??

>>8080636
I've made at least one buddy here that I'm actually going to meet IRL.

Otherwise I guess your best bet is support groups.

>>8080653
That happened to me as well. Apparently if you start young HRT can tilt your pelvis.

>>8080656
I always hear horror stories of support groups. Neat that you are going to meet with someone though, I hope it goes well!

https://lady-feral.tumblr.com/post/126204976055/i-think-its-time-to-go-ahead-and-clear-the

Found it! For all future reference, this is the tumblr of the veteran transwoman from that one famous timeline pic. >>8080426

>>8080489
not heard of it before but listening and I like it, post-punk is my thing

fave track of the year so far is
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B01N75OQP1

>>8080502
what I said was that a guy made a lecherous comment at me at the bus stop (my hand was hurting and he said I must have jacked off too many men), it's possible he just thought I was a flamer and was being homophobic, I said at the time it wasn't clear

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>>8080658
this honestly doesn't explain why it hurts so much.
it's just a subconscious change in my posture

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>>8080640
>dirt pills
i just go outside and eat lots of veggies

i'm sure i get the omegas i need from my glorious hemp hearts and i think i probably get the biotin i need from my daily avocado and the chard in my salad mix

>>8080660
the support groups i go to are fine but not really a lot of friend opportunities

>>8080663
cuz your bones are moving wtf

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>>8080654
i trust in their wisdom. The Ts were reckless in their rulings

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Tfw only somewhat girly
Sigh this sucks

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tfw 21 and no sore pelvis

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post hands

>>8080676
dat ratio

>>8080652
yeah that looks correct although like im not 100% sure

>>8080669
yeah but i dont do that

>>8080676
no you'll smell my finger

>>8080660
>heard the horror stories
>resolved to avoid any trannies over 30
>join trans youth group because still eligible at under 25
>everyone there is 14 and passing and I'm the hon
>they all ignored me, never went back
Yeah support groups suck, the only people who need them are old hons or underage transitioners so there are never any 20 year olds
>>8080663
What your back hurts?
>>8080661
>(my hand was hurting and he said I must have jacked off too many men
Lol.

how long do I have to be on HRT before people I knew in middle school stop recognizing me

I wish she was here :(

>>8080689
about 10 days

>>8080685
apparently hips are rotating, or doing something idk

>>8080689
3 years.

>>8080696
People still recognize me after 10 years of hrt

>>8080675
>tfw started 4 months before 21
>never had pelvis or any kind of pain in any bone area

>>8080689
Three years and ten days.

>>8080681
Thanks. I'll do a wind tunnel test just to make sure.
>>8080689
Why don't you move out of your hometown?

>>8080700
I haven't even had pain in my chest. Sucks.

>>8080661
Hey didn't she cut her tits off or some shit?

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>>8080682
you could try

being vegan is pretty feminine tbqh

cardio too, there aren't many hairy cyclists

>>8080685
ngl the groups i go to have a fairly wide spread from 20-65

mostly ~25 and ~50 though, and the ones closer to my age are always these weird idiot normies with like wives and kids and shit

fair amount of postops, passing and non

>>8080700
Were there at least visible changes?

>>8080691
I wish you weren't here

>>8080661
I hate that woman
She is such a cunt

>>8080706
I can't say I had chest pain either, but they were a tiny bit sore but in a "please massage me" kind of way, not an actual hurting pain

>>8080710
I have a chest but thats a given, and a tiny little bit of hip widening but that might just have been fat and not bone related

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>>8080710
i got a pretty decent cut there once, but she didn't make me a cute lesbian like i asked

>>8080692

nim this is bullshit

>>8080698

damn

>>8080696
>>8080702

[hope]

>>8080705

I'm workinonit

>>8080709
im like REALLY dumb when it comes to food

i don't think id have what it takes to be a vegan

i could do some cardio tho

but every time i try to use the stationary bike i end up throwing up

>>8080712
Same

>>8080721
Yeah seems highschool and college will always know.
They even remembered my old name :/

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My boyfriend is awake~

>>8080723
>im like REALLY dumb when it comes to food

Truer words have never been spoken.

>>8080715
What is her name?

>>8080728

so why the fuck are you still here

>>8080721
[SAVE]

>>8080716
I didn't think the bones changed anyway. It would be pretty spiffy if they did.

>>8080735
Her boyfriend is in her imagination.

>>8080724
throw shit at him

>>8080741
/regards Eva positively

>>8080742
:( Not true. He just doesn't live with me.

>>8080732
Not going to tell you
You might want to dox her

>>8080737

hey I've always been curious
what flavour gumball are you

>>8080749
I don't dox people, you're thinking of the other black trip.

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>>8080752
Cum.

Cumball.

>>8080753
Both you and Korra are pieces of shit

>>8080754

n i c e

>>8080756
Oh yeah I forgot Korra doxxes too lol. Ok well I'm the only one who doesn't then

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>>8080723
tbqh if you don't have access to good produce it would suck

i haven't tried a daiya pizza yet but it's supposedly a really good cheese substitute, marinara is vegan inherently and you can make vegan pizza dough

salads are really delicious these days, i just make sure to put hemp hearts in my morning granola and eat an avocado. refried beans, esp in burrito or nacho form keep stuff tasty. i make up whatever calories i need with a crippling addiction to corn chips and french fries

one day soon i'll start cooking more lentils/dry beans here... i made falafel at my old place with a decent kitchen, it was good

i really want to figure out indian food, my cousin made me some amazing curry when i visited. seems pretty simple desu, just cooked up som curry paste with mushrooms and asparagus, mixed in a can of coconut milk, and then combined with taters/carrots from her instant pot...

>>8080753
the lil planet is a meanie? not surprised desu

>>8080762
Yeah she doxxed Faye.

>>8080741
:(

im sorry

beard

>>8080754
no wtf

im a gay lil bastard

i should be euthanized

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>>8080769
I though you died or something
Good to see you

>>8080723
You only live once, why would you waste it being a vegan?

>>8080781
wtf no

>>8080781
Every time I try talking to you something comes up. If I were superstitious, I'd think you're bad luck.

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>>8080762

tfw big ol long face with boney masculine features

>>8080788
lmao

you might very well be right
>>8080786
<3

>>8080791
Nim post face its unfair only your voice coach sees it

/mtfg/ irl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AXAM6fJXR4

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>>8080773
who's your beard?

maybe i should get a beard for my brother's wedding

him and my cousin are the only senpai i'm out to, but i don't want to be a groomsman

i'd do it for him, but he's cool with me, and his fiancé's family is methodist so are probably cool too. i might get to be a bridesmaid? kinda doubt it though.. groomsmaid??

>>8080769
weak sauce

i've posted enough personal info that a dedicated person could dox me, i think

don't really care anymore desu, i've come out to anyone that deserves to know and no one has any power over me

>>8080781
you should be cutenized

>>8080784
it's not like i haven't had tons of ribeye, prime rib, sushi, bacon, and a wide selection of cheeses

or runny yolks in my breakfast burrito

it's just, well, we're destroying the planet and there's very few things i can control, but i CAN minimize my ecological footprint

also i think they're delicious but i love animals and if i can avoid supporting their torture/murder i'm all about it

>>8080789
hiii <3

Why are 75% of all girls cheaters? I'm basing this number on my sample size. This stuff really hurts :/ I keep having dumb dreams and waking up feeling like I'm not good enough for a relationship

>>8080794
>implying i show my face to her either

Fuck it im going to stay up all night and go to worj with no sleep. Im going into thw woods with my dog to make youtube videos.

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https://clyp.it/aixxfgq1

If Emi goes too long without attention, she must complain about her body. It is like she is holding us hostage.

>>8080792
Perhaps the cosmos is trying to prolong the time before we inevitably hate each other due to irreconcilable political differences.

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>>8080802
how can you enjoy coffee without grinding your own beans

heck if i couldn't get freshly roasted stuff in town i'd roast my own too

>end up talking about voicing with my partner
>Mention I used to have a lisp that I got made fun of on top of other things
>She says it's not so bad
>W-what
>She says my lisp isn't that bad
>"I don't..." I replaced my regular lisp crudely with a lateral lisp in my adolescence
>It's bad enough she recognizes it as a lisp
>Oh god, that means other people do too
>I'm a fucking slush mouth
>TFW it makes you think maybe you're just a really gay boy and not trans

>>8080783
Good to see you too Angie. No lol, it's partly because I fixed my sleep pattern (this place is most active at American time) and I started dating guys so kind of have an IRL life now. Oh and of course this place is awful so I try my best to never come back. I'm getting there, just need a few more IRL friends.
>>8080796
Only Juniper knows any serious information about me.
>it's just, well, we're destroying the planet
Meh, there's always Mars.

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can i just ask my therapist to give me some kind of depression test next time i see him?
im curious

>>8080805
you get along with sertii so idk unless you're some huge nazi i think we'll be fine

I'm looking to trans my gender
what are the fist steps?

very new to this

edie:*smashing beans*
all her neighbors: what's the crazy lady up to now

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>>8080815
yes

though desu i think the stupid surveys they're likely to give you are worthless, if you're depressed it's kind of obvious

still salty that my doc billed me $120 for a stupid survey i didn't need to know i've been severely depressed for a long time

>>8080818
futa porn

>>8080811
I don't think having a lisp or not is a good test of whether you're a gay boy or trans.

Do you have shitty teeth? I has a lisp until I fixed my teeth

>>8080818
Talk to a gender therapist, see an informed concent clinic, or order hrt online. All three can work but pick one you feel most comfortable with

>>8080818
we all began with hypno sissy porn to help convince ourselves we're real girls

>>8080817
I thought anything to the right of a commie was a literal Hitler.

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>>8080809

idk i never ground my own before like who does that

>>8080819

https://clyp.it/bgcbpg4j
ps love u hi

Are there any resources explaining exactly how SRS works? I'm deathly scared of not being able to orgasm from sex with my boyfriend after, and I have heard that while it doesn't make it impossible, it makes it way harder to achieve and it's not as intense. I want SRS but I'm so scared of this.

>>8080826
no thats a strawman of how we view things

i think calling everything you disagree with fascism is more of an infantile liberal kind of thing

meanwhile, pretending absolutely nothing is fascism is, ironically, a fascist thing.

sry posted in old thread
>>8080541
I think Brad (that girl in the amazing ffs results pic people always post) still lives as male

>>8080820
Depression isn't a single entity and it can be mistaken for other troubles. You can't really use the same drugs for melancholic depression or bipolar depression except for the milder ones, so a precise diagnosis isn't useless.
But yeah, when you're down in the dumps, you don't need someone else to tell you. Usually. Denial is strong in some people.

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men only think about one thing...!!!!!!!!

>>8080833
Does she even still live? Thought she killed herself by now

>>8080836
Soccer?

>>8080823
It's not a good litmus test, but I'm wary of the stereotype.

My teeth are decentish. They're all there... But now that I think about it, the place where the s sound escapes is where I have one tooth unaligned with the rest, it's pointed back. Shit, could it be that simple?

>>8080836
I'm thinking about food currently

>>8080837
what? I think she just doesn't come here anymore because it's shit

>stuffs self for no reason
uwu

>>8080802
https://clyp.it/dljxphdu
>>8080835
Hi CFH
>>8080836
>tfw pumped and dumped
>>8080837
Why is it always the pretty trannies that sudoku? I've never heard of a hon killing themselves.

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will ffs fix my disgusting brick jaw?

>>8080836
he looks pretty qt

>>8080847
GOD i wish that were me

>>8080831
Just teasing. x.x

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>>8080796
Hello.

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I feel like buying lunch later what should I get

>>8080857
a thinspo picture.

>>8080850
You don't need FFS at all.

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>>8080814
This place will never change.
It's good to see you're doing better

>>8080857
Mushrooms

>>8080850
your jaw looks fine, you look cute!

>>8080855
i answer all questions seriously, except when i answer them ironically

>>8080850
no it won't sorry hon you better detrans

>>8080827
Lol u such a qt goofball ily
>>8080850
Where

>>8080848
That's definitely not how I imagined you sounding like.

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>>8080826
anything on the edge of the commie ocean is a littoral hitler

>>8080835
he was a shitty pcp just milking whatever money he could out of his patients that gave me serotonin syndrome because he was stupid

also didn't trust me and wanted me to take a drug test to get literally one ativan so i could make an important call/interview during a particularly stressful/angst time of my life

fuck that guy, i paid cash up front and they decided to bill me for that stupid shit like 2 months later

>>8080856
spooky

>>8080842
Could be just that. Like I said it helped me so anecdotally it seems like a factor

>>8080844
Idk I remember they were always suicidal as fuck
But yeah, that's a good point

>>8080848
There's more to life than looks

>>8080850
please gurl my jaw is 5x the size of yours.

>>8080861
I'm not fat like you Shakira I'm underweight because I can actually control how much I eat

>>8080857
gonna go with the safe bet and say pizza

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>>8080871
this one.

>>8080862
>>8080865
>>8080877
thats just a good picture i think, what about now

>>8080868
fug

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>>8080867
When do you answer them ironically?

I expect you to answer this one ironically.

>>8080876
she made a few posts like the day after trump was elected I'm like 99.9%sure she's fine

>>8080882
looks pretty cis to me

>>8080882
I smell bait

>>8080882
Ur still using a filter that changes ur face shape

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>>8080839

balls you say...

>>8080843

well breakfast would be dick for a homosensual such as urself

>>8080848

https://clyp.it/jc0c0qnx

>>8080851

he's gorgeous that's half the reason i'm in love with him lol

>>8080871

:3333

>>8080882
It really is fine, and you look fine
Not even hon delusions desu

>>8080882
Still looks like a girl

>>8080883
actually the serious answer is that i say ironic things at basically random because my brain is broken and twitter style irony is the only kind of humor i know

>>8080875
Everything trans or psych related is 100% covered and paid directly by social security so I never pay anything upfront these days. Good thing given the heaps of drugs I get prescribed.

>>8080890
>well breakfast would be dick for a homosensual such as urself

lmao but also wtf

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>>8080888
those are like the only straight on pics i have on my pc though zzzz

in this one you can kind of see how pronounced it is, fuck

>>8080892
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>>8080886
>>8080887
stop

>>8080902
frig off you look good

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>>8080896
That does well to explain your fascination with Wint.

>>8080896
French humor is the only kind of humor I know. It doesn't really work on the internet, so people take my joke posts at face value.

>>8080902
Smelling the bait to be quite tbdesu with you

>>8080890
oooo so is that the guy you've talked about before??

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hey girls check out my man body lol :x

how do we stop sheen from heroing

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>>8080897
i left texas so i now get real healthcare too

>>8080890
https://clyp.it/kshqheqt

>>8080915
omg your elbows are so masc

>>8080917
iono

>>8080874
https://clyp.it/4wny4mny
>>8080878
I'm not fat I'm curvy ;_;
>>8080890
ngl I could fap to this accent but I'm not gonna because that's weird.
Umm yeah it's actually pretty nice here as well getting quite sunny. Biking is great, I love biking, it's like your own personal rollercoaster going up and down hills. I'm actually autistic enough to say "wheeee!" when I go downhill.

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>mfw last night

>>8080850
>disgusting brick jaw
where

>>8080875

>>8080922
I always read your posts in the posh cunt accent a proper English lady should have.

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>>8080922
So besides the bf, anything else new?

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>>8080930

>>8080922
>I'm actually autistic enough to say "wheeee!" when I go downhill
..........same
>>8080902
Ur a dummy

>>8080933
shakira has a bf now?

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>>8080899

he said he was thinking about food i'm js!!

>>8080911

ye that's him :c
i think everyone thinks i'm a total sloot and i go through men like candy but like
the only guy i've had sex with or been dating semi-regularly within the last 7 months is him lol. he's my bb. i hate that i love him tho.
he does dumb shit like tickle me way too much and then when i tell him to stop and feel like dying he says "this is the stuff you'll remember bout me when i'm not around"
AND HE WAS FUCKING RIGHT THE ASSHOLE. and we smoke lots of weed and cuddle and fuck tons so ye that's him

>>8080920

https://clyp.it/hxj442wn

>>8080922

lmao i never knew you liked my voice, i thought you heard it forever ago
and it would be nice to feel the wind blowing through my hair. but what about my bangs????

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>>8080934

so what do you female individuals do here
call each other cute and post >tfw no bf
?

>>8080942
tfw no bf

>>8080942
yeah you got the gist of it

>>8080942
i whine and shitpost and say stupid dyke shit
>>8080941
do not do this to me

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>>8080922
https://clyp.it/zdqn5lg3

>>8080930
ur my fave

>>8080943
>tfw no bf
how come

>>8080942
and
>tfw not a girl

>>8080942
No bf is a good feel.

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>>8080941
lmao nice one

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>tfw got an amazing dicking yesterday

finally!! had to wait two months for that ;_;

>>8080942

everyone basically just talks about themselves and their lives idk

>>8080949
Because I don't pass and that stops me from using dating apps. My only hope is to meet a guy on 4chan since in my experience people are much more tolerant about having a dick

>>8080951
I guess you guys are really hard one each other when sometimes?

>>8080957
Tell us about him!

>>8080961
Guess you spend a lot of time on /soc/ or the skype threads when they're around? I actually met a femboy on discord because of one of those, so it's not like it's out of the question.

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>>8080939
https://clyp.it/js2gkfvo

also http://www.bikesdirect.com/ has been around for a long time, they used to sell last year's model "name brand" bikes like bianchi/fuji rebranded from the same chinese factory as their purchased heritage brands (motobecane, windsor) and it looks like they still do

you probably make enough money to just buy a new one, but there's no point in paying extra for the same thing

>>8080969
Kinda. The only person who had any interest so far was some bi guy from Hawaii, and ever one knows biscum are terrible cheaters

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it was my boyfriend as usual, he's a blonde hair blue eyes 5'10" kinda muscular guy

hes been stressed and depressed lately so we havent done it in a long time. i made sure he made up for it last night. we fucked so hard both of us went to sleep right after from being exhausted.

after he came i got on top of him and rode his dick until he came inside me again. wew it was fun especially the thigh biting and slapping

>>8080931
>>8080948
Sounding like a lady is a distant dream for me
This is literally the absolute best I can do. https://clyp.it/wsgyrvql
>>8080933
>>8080938
No bf yet, got pumped and dumped. I got a couple sugar daddies but they don't talk to me unless they want sex.
Erm I came out to more family, they're all cool with it that's it really.
>>8080939
I actually never used to, When I first heard it ages ago as you said I told you you sounded like a Kardashian remember? Idk I just randomly started liking it today lol.
>and it would be nice to feel the wind blowing through my hair. but what about my bangs????
I'm bald so I don't know that feel, however you should wear a helmet which will destroy your hairstyle as surely as the wind will, so no, it's not a hairstyle friendly activity.
>>8080982
Coke is fun too, you should do that as well.

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>>8080964
yeah this place is pretty toxic

>>8080982
whoops meant for
>>8080965

>>8080982
Korra are you post op or not? Sure sounds like you are

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>>8080948

>>8080979
Not always. At least, when they're NEETs they tend to not be too bad. Mostly because they're well on their way to wizardom.

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>>8080990
naw im keeping my dick, don't want srs. I'm gonna use that money on ffs

>>8080984
I'm sure you'll manage in time. I'm getting comfortable with singing again, voice therapist is really helping with that. Have you listened to the silly cover I recorded and posted this weekend?

>>8080985
I mean as far as 4chan goes it seems fairly tame, but I get you

>>8080995
>im keeping my dick
for what

>>8080973

SCREAMING @ THE SKETCHY GUY ON CRAIGSLIST COMMENT
hmmm i'm going to look into this. i think i want one of them fuji bikes. ty anon bb! you don't have a faggy voice btw lol

>>8080984

yes i recall this lol
and i wonder if i use like 5 lbs of hairspray if it'll keep them down. it would be nice to have some ~wheels~ tho.
i fucking hate driving so i would rather not buy a car but it might be coming to that idk

Fuck I love jerking off
Cypro ain't shit

>>8080995
Nice to hear that you managed to find a guy who is okay with you keeping it!

Ok. Time to do something stupid. Or not. Should I dye my hair silver? Got everything I need right here.

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>>8080984
https://clyp.it/fezczbzw

i guess i do sound a little gay with my old voice

>>8081004
>dollface
>hugboxing?!?
so confused rn ;) thanks babe

i guess maybe all those years in choir helped because i have no training at all

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>>8081003
because im comfortable with having one and don't want a fake vagina that costs way too much money for something 99.99% of people will never see or interact with

>>8081007
ty anon :]

>>8081013

I support this decision.

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xenoestrogens ruined me

>>8080994
True I am generalizing a lot, I just got hurt a lot by my ex who was a bit bi having dated a lot of people and went back to dating cis females after me. I sure must have left a bad impression :/

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Ahhhhhhhhhhh cat cafes are so nice!!!!!
>tfw surrounded by qt kitties

>>8081006
just give it time anon
how long have you been taking it?

>>8081007
definately not a dude that lurks here to investigate the shenanigans people get into here, but transwomen keeping their penises means all sodomy, all the time, which is a-okay

>>8080998
No I haven't been here much. You planning a career in music?
I have a tough choice to make. When I eventually go girlmode do I use the a) male voice or b) the gay voice?
>>8081004
Self driving cars are coming soon.
>>8081014
Cute boy voice.

>>8081018

wtf is that shit left of Lain

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>Left the oven on and burnt all my chicken while at the nurse

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>>8080995

>>8081021
Cat cafe? Do they serve real cat meat? Can you pick a cat and watch the cook kill, skin, gut and grill it?

>>8081029
Vespertine

>>8081018
What's the significant of the graduating girl, the registration plate and the anime communism?

>>8081027
Anal is impractical for regular sex. being constipated is actually why I'm here today and not being fucked by one of my sugar daddies.

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i have a pretty nice life desu
this is one of those rare moments where i actually feel lucky so i'm saying it now so i remember it later lmao

>>8080999
stick around for like 2 weeks and you'll see
drama central desu

>>8081018
if you match more than 50% of this you should just end yourself for being a living meme

>>8081018
the insecurity of the /mu/tant who made that picture must be off the charts

>>8081019
Sure, sure. I'm cautious about Spanish people because of my first relationship, but I know that they're not all secretly sociopathic necrophiliacs. I feel like the problem lies more with excessively promiscuous people. It shows they're not too lazy to dick everything they can.

>>8081028
Nah, I'm too old to start that and it's way too much work. I turned down every opportunity I had to join a band when I was younger... Just having a little fun. I need to finish setting up my recording equipment. Laptop mike sucks.
https://clyp.it/v3z5qjyv

4 months ago I was almost convinced I would kill myself soon.

Today I feel the future is actually starting to hold some promise.

How things change, huh.

>>8081041
I guess mine isn't bad either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHH2DFDcpH8

>>8081037
not sure for the first one, the plate I think just because it says death, and trannies really really seem to love communism at least higher than the general population

>>8081040
>not using an enema
>having sex with a dirty boypussy
>not always cleaning yourself before sex

absolutely disgusting

>>8081043
I match a significant amount of it and being a living meme was always my goal bitch.

>>8081040
It really isn't that bad
>>8081029
>Not knowing one of the best albums by Queen of /mu/

>>8081040
yeah, well
like
my point still stands
its still ridiculously erotic

>>8081050
honestly same
hrt has really made a difference

>>8081032
Kitties are for qt, not eating
>>8081037
Plate is death grips, girl is kero kero bonitos newest release

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>>8081059
i fucking love anal when its done right my freaking legs feel like they're made of jelly after

Anorexia is second only to gender dysphoria as far as mental disorders go

I hate my life

>>8081043
>drama central desu
so what you're telling me is that everyone here is basically a woman

really activates my almonds

>>8081040
your diet has a huuuuge effect on how much of a pain anal is to prepare for

>>8081059
I want a gf

But like one that's me that has zero friends cuz she just thinks that like "ugh people are so lame" and "that's such a drag man"

>>8081067
skinny girls are cute tho

>tfw not getting spitroasted by two transbians

>>8081071
What foods should you avoid if you will be taking it in the pooper?

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>3 days after cutting spiro out
>can sleep a whole night without waking up 2-3 times to pee
You have no idea how relieving this feels.

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>>8081037
the plate is a Death Grips album

>>8081058
*kills you*

>>8081068
gets you thinkin

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>>8081066
IM SO THIRSTTTY
I WANT TO BE THIN BUT IT MIGHT TAKE UP TO TWO MONTHS
>>8081067
Nigga how is anorexia even real lmao just drink milk when you too thin lmao

>>8081078
I do. Seriously, switching from spiro to cypro was a huge QoL improvement.

>>8081073
There's a limit after which it stops being cute and I've clearly passed it. Especially as a tranny because I have a male skeleton, not a female one
It also really sucks to faint half the time I stand up from my desk

>>8081059

I have like never listened to Bjork
maybe I should

>>8081063
>>8081050

shoutouts to not being suicidal on HRT

>>8081056

honestly the best feel in the world is when you've ~anally douched~ and a guy with a big cock is ramming you as hard as he can and cumming in you.
you just don't have to worry about anything and you get to just feel him in you all nice and comfy.

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>>8081067
i'm a little anorexic, not quite worth an ed clinic yet
used to binge eat, now i just make sure to exercise to exhaustion if i eat a reasonable amount of food

so maybe bulimia

either way it's like sixth on my list of mental issues..

ptsd
gender dysphoria
body dysmorphia
depression
anxiety
disordered eating
autism spectrum disorder

>>8081076
desu fast 12+ hrs if you can

>>8081076
probably a long list
when I ate nothing but vegetables and nuts it was very smooth sailing

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>>8081074
delete at once

>>8081076
Haribo sugar free gummy bears

>>8081085
>Nigga how is anorexia even real lmao just drink milk when you too thin lmao
Nigga how is being a tranny even real lmao just man up and be a man lmao

>>8081088
I think the main thing with HRT is that it's allowed me to start, slowly, sorting out my mental issues and just like, letting go of all the negative emotions I accumulated for most of my life instead of letting them boil inside me. It helps HRT has made me able to cry again.

>>8081087
:/
if you've been on girl pills for a while any extra body fat will improve how you look
idk I know anorexia isn't really logical though so...

>>8081066
o-oh my

>>8081072
I didn't mean to reply to you trashgirl

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>>8081074
>being a degenerate slut
>liking girls
>2017

>>8081076
eat whatever you want just clean your ass thoroughly before sex

>>8081085
eat more bb and then you can have qt boy dicks turning your bp inside out

>>8081089
tru it really does feel amazing to have a huge dick pushing up against your prostate

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>>8081094
Or, you know, a real laxative.

>>8081086
rip in peace my desire for cuddling with guys though.

Does anyone else automatically assign movement and sound to static reaction images? I can't help it.

>>8081108
I never had one.

>>8081106
>eat more when I'm already fat
this thicc meme needs to DIE

>>8081108
Aw...

>>8081100
I know, that's my problem. I want to gain weight but I can't. I tried to eat a lot on Saturday and got up to 1700ish calories before having a panic attack and I only ate 600 yesterday and have 800 planned today.

>>8081076
You can fast (best option) or eat plenty of high fibre vegetables or wholegrain foods like pasta or bread

>>8081056
Reinforces my point. No prep needed for vaginal.
>>8081071
Yesss my desire for sex may actually finally be the push I needed to improve my diet. Cock is worth starving myself for lol.
>>8081047
Cool.
>>8081107
I got generic store brand, i don't want anything too heavy duty because it can be painful.
>>8081115
Trashy you're thin af
>>8081117
I think stomach shrinkage is real. Slowly eat more and more and you'll find it easier after a while.

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>>8081111
What do you assign to mine?

>>8081015
>wanting to keep your dick
Agp
G
P

tfw u sneak into u dadds house to make pancakes

>>8081117
A panic attack? What did you eat that day?

Tfw not being rammed right now

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>>8081115
start drinking meme milk

>>8081117
try nuts maybe? very calorically dense. try not to think about it

i don't eat nuts really but i have supplemented. my diet and try to eat enough to stay healthy so my therapist doesn't worry about me

>>8081117
sorry anon :(
anything that convinces yourself you'll be happier to eat 1700 every day would be a good thing

>>8081123
>Trashy you're thin af
My skinfold caliper measurement is 40mm my bf% is high as fuck
>>8081117
DRINK
FUCKING
MILK
AND
EAT
BUTTER

>>8081137
So you're skinnyfat. Go to the gym.

>>8081130
step one
find male

>>8081113
>>8081116
Orgasm feels like absolutely nothing now it used to feel pretty nice before

It feels harder to get excited for anything

I kind of want to go back

I kind of don't

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>>8081125
yes im agp and i want to keep my dick what of it?

>>8081141
I'm not skinny fat I'm F A T
I have a gym in my house and I run everyday

>>8081130
Iktf

>>8081130

iktf
this week thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
i miss my qtqt sortof boyfriendo

>>8081144
yeah my orgasms are super disappointing now
it takes a lot of concentration and work to even reach that point, then its just kinda meh
I still get the nice afterglow feeling though