/mascgen/ - Suicidal Edition

>>8002007
based...thx

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>>8002011
yup

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>tfw you will never slide into these cheeks
Father, unto your hands I commit my spirit.

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Is it suicide if you take mudslimes down with you?

>>8002021
He looks dumb af

>>8002027
>low test

Are there any top twinks that want a near retarded but really muscular hairy boyfriend?

I look super top but im really bottom ._.

>>8002013
me

>>8002024
yes

>>8002027
you're right sis but you shouldn't say it :/

>>8002040
>near retarded
ew lol
stop posting

>>8002040
Pics? Post face with black bar over eyes if you're uncomfortable.

>>8002040
>a near retarded but really muscular hairy boyfriend?
nightmare inducing

>>8002106
that won't protect his identity lmao

>>8002121
Well by near retarded I think he means not very useful. That can be cute. It doesnt have to mean he's Of Mice and Men-tier.

>>8002125
> he means not very useful. That can be cute

How would that be cute? Maybe for a sloppy fuck (if they aren't useless there), beyond that it's probably just agonizing.

>>8002040
You're a manlet

>>8002125
I mean im dumb.
Cant drive or swim and pretty stupid. Iq iz average but legit near retarded. Im basically a girl on a bunch of stuff.

>>8002106
Ive posted pics im hot and /fit/

>>8002134
>Ive posted pics im hot and /fit/

Post them again. I've not seen them. So I can tell you if I would make you a bf or not. Post them so I can say nice things to you.

>>8002130
I have a drive to protect disadvantaged people. He could be really good on the inside. Are you some sort of monster?

>>8002143
im not that mentally disadvanted just insanely stupid. Im the retarded friend. Are you a twink or a cutey? I already know im hot.

>>8002147
Oh. I just realized that I didn't really read what you said. Nope. I'm muscular and thicc.

>>8002151
i don't mind as long as were bfs...is this ann? No biscum :e

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>>8002154
I actually just wanted to ogle your body, anon.

In my area masc gays are anti romance and relationship and only want anal and can't stand being looked at during sex. Is this wide spread? I have assumed it is due to my area being homophobic.

>>8002143
>Are you some sort of monster?
Are you afraid of the dark?

>>8002196
Yeah it's wide spread.

>>8002196
Most gays are degenerate scum so it doesn't surprise me that masc gays at-large are also their own unique kind of scum.

Why was there a second thread made when there was one made before this one?

You catty hoes I tell ya.

>>8002216
Phone posters, anon.

Phone posters.

>>8002216
Because anon rolled and got dubs for suicidal version. Another anon decided to be a faggot and make his own thread instead of even attempting to roll for the thread he wanted.

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>>8002226
Ah.

The rolling for dubs thing sounds dumb, but whatever.
>>8002221
I figured.

>>8002233
>pic
do you know who that is?

>>8002221
Wrong. Solely because an anon wanted to be a nignog and jump the queue. He got triggered that someone was rolling for /pol/ edition.

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>>8002237
I had his tumblr once, but I think he deleted it, so now I dunno. Lemme take a sec to find something.

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>>8002244
https://m-g-e.tumblr.com/archive

Guess he remade his tumblr.

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>>8002254
thank you anon. Have one of my hairy dudes

>>8002154
I'm Ann, and I'm neither muscular or thicc. Lol

>>8002013
>That peak at 9/11 tho

>>8002871
so many kids inspired by the suicidal pilots :'-)

>>8002871
>Tfw the war on terror was a plot to fight climbing suicide rates

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>came out just recently to one of my best friends (also my current roommate)
>he's super chill about it
>he said he's not even really creeped out about me always being touchy feely, because he just has very wide barriers of personal comfort
>everything goes on as normal
>feels good man

Also, my meds and therapy are making me get my life on track so well, that whenever I'm too happy I have panic attacks about dying of incurable diseased (I regularly go through rabies, tetanus and MS, rinse and repeat). This never before happened in my life, so the symptoms are all the more unnerving.

How's your mental state, /mascgen/

>>8003042
I'm happy for you anon. I would love a wide open bro with low barriers to fraternal intimacy.

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>>8003094

>low barriers to fraternal intimacy

I said the exact opposite - bro-hugs are a rare opportunity with him. The thirst is even more real since he's like a real-life bara character.

Getting my irrational phobias in check is my #1 priority right now tho. How do I cope with the feeling that I've neglected something very important with my health and I'm going to die in a few weeks?

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I still kind of suck at this.

>>8003340
>meme statistics
just lift bro

>>8003340
what website is this?

>>8003340
What is this fem shit??? How hard is lifting that you need some fucking graphs to show you how you're doing????????????????

>>8003412
It's more about "Muscle imbalances" but if it's bad enough to be a problem, you should be able to tell for yourself.

Think it's more to show off your progress.

i don't want too go too work today...im near retarded everyone laughs at me and im miserable but I need the money...

>>8004137
>fag eyes
dropped

>>8004232
all the faces posted in this thread so far have had gay faces and/or butterfaces

truly a tragedy

>>8004232
What does that even mean?

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>tfw 3 years in and my progress has been shit

>>8004255
>Not "what did he mean by this"

>>8004346
eat more
lift more.

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>>8003406
symmetricstrength.com

>>8004346
In 5 years that twink could have become a beautiful woman, instead, well...

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>>8004814
>wanting him to be a tranny

>tfw frauding for some time and haven't started cutting yet
you should be able to feel my thiccness through this post

>>8004829
>Responding to trolls
Bruh
>>8004839
I'm at the gym now.
Post gains.
I'll post mine when I get done.

>>8004872
I'm a manlet you will only make fun of me

>>8004882
>Thicc roided manlet
Fug.
Pretty much my dream bf.

>>8004906
I consider myself pretty cubby desu, I'm 23 and somwhat hairy. I can pretty easily get laid but no one wants to keep seeing me when they find out I have a sub 5 inch dick, even though I'm resorting to bottoming.

>>8004917
iktf ;~;
date me daddy...

>>8004829
Just thinking from their perspective.

>>8004872
They could have become a fit guy too if that's what they preferred instead of going over the top.

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>>8004937
>over the top
I like over the top.
>>8004917
>>8004933
Competition for tops is always hard.
Just gotta be the best you you can be, and keep looking.

Also: post butt.

>>8004785
Good advice, idiot.
>>8004829
He would've been better served by a pair of tits than all that awkward-looking muscle. He was a cute twink. Now he just looks well on his way to being a total creep.
>>8004917
So just keep seeing different people. It's not like you're worth more than a one-night-stand, champ. You're no better than any other silly faggot just because you're pretty cubby and somewhat hairy.

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>>8005000
nice digits

for a nice man

>>8005000
>t. catty whore

>>8005027
As if anybody this bitter gets laid, but at least I know by your deflection that I'm not the only uggo virgin in this thread.

Someone at or near my work keeps getting the roaming IP there banned for asking for illegal shi

Is there any way to find out who it is?

>>8005044
>dubs confirms
It's you, anon.

>>8005050
>mathc queens still care about repeating digits on a slow board(or any board)

Literally toxic masculintity

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not only am i retarded but im going to go deaf in 15 years hahahahahahaha lifes amazing xD


Luckily im creating an entire magic process to cuck myself into schizophrenia to adapt so everyday is a metaphor. Like if i get fired from my 10th job thats going to register as getting kicked out of a discord groip for memeing or when im working on my skills its grinding xD.

Hahahahahah im goong to die retarded and alone hahahahahahahahahah

>>8005161
>im goong to die retarded and alone
That's assuming you die before you go deaf.
I'm pretty sure you won't be spared.

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>>8004346

5 years and about $50,000 in gear

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>My dick when i see a vid of a skinny guy topping a beefy guy

Usually i like it when its the other way around (Beefy topping skinny) but sometimes it's nice to mix it up a bit.

>>8005036
Brutal not only to yourself but everyone else here.

Just the way I like it.

>>8005315
Well, I certainly had you in mind when I wrote it.

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>>8005161

>>8005324
Keep me forever in your thoughts bb <3

>>8004872
>I'll post mine when I get done.
Phone died. Won't even charge now.
It appears I wasn't meant to take slutty gym slefies.

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>tfw haven't had my daily gallon of cum to the boipussy yet

>>8005178
Idek what that means...im going through a really tough time...

>>8005411
Guess you really are retarded, anon.

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>>8002121
idk man it protects identity pretty well

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>>8005436
Can't even tell who they are if the bar wasn't on their faces. Are you serious?

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Have you ever run your fingers over a hard, muscular body? What does it feel like?

>>8006344
Feels like something you'll never experience, anon. :^)

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tfw no hypnotist bf

>>8006491
I hope it falls off.

>>8006491
if i was your hypnotist bf i'd hypnotise you to be straight and then i'd transition!

>>8006491

iktf

>>8006522
>and then i'd transition!
You and all of mascgen.

>>8006637
not masc just lurking tranny because fit dudes.

>>8006648
Please leave, there are too many of you here already.

>>8006685
Not enough imo tbqh...

>>8006837
>hide post
Well, moving on then.

>>8006850
yeah i think we need to remeber not to respond to shitposters

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>>8006900
Don't want your fragile masculinity challenged, right? Because if you can't punch somebody right away, how's anybody going to know you're a real man?

>>8005258
I wish more guys were like you. Then I wouldn't have to spend so much time at the gym trying to get swole

Fistanon here.

I now have a beefy daddy to fist me. The awesome thing is we met at the gym and when I told him about my fetish he said he was curious about it too. He doesn't want to be fisted though, but I don't care.

>>8007845
>I don't care
Describes how I feel about your post.
Hope your buttplug daddy cuts his fingernails, freak.

>>8007847
Oh it felt amazing. He has those big man hands. You can only imagine how amazing it felt. Orgasmed multiple times.

>>8007866
>can only imagine how amazing it felt
I really wouldn't make the effort. Hope daddy's a doctor because one fine day your innards will fall out.

>>8007871
You're allowed to be ignorant, but you really should try not to appear stupid in public.

Don't respond to shit posters anons.

I feel awful guys.

Saw my ex tonight to give you back some things. Ended up getting dinner. I wanted to keep the conversation pretty light but he starts asking about dates I've been on, people I've slept with. I didn't see the point in lying so I told him that I have had 1 (drunk) sex experience so far. Then I asked him the same. Started telling me about all these dates he's been on ("like 3, 4 or 5" he said) and then started telling me that he's had a bunch of sex. But he didn't stop there. Pulls out his phone, starts showing me pics of one guys dick saying "look how big it is" and a picture of the back of someone that he fucked because they were in his apartment.

Fucking hurts so much. I can't help but feel jealous and also disgusted and angry that he is saying all this stuff to low key brag but thinking it's cool to show me fucking pictures.

It's like he's a different person to me now. He kept saying that's it's all meaningless and he's deleted the apps now but it doesn't matter anyway.

I just feel like a pathetic loser. He is having all this sex and I'm drinking myself sick just to get myself into 1 persons bed.

Time to go to bed I guess. Thanks for reading if you did.

>>8007845
I'm happy for you, anon. Is he cool to hang out with?

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>>8008025
Im sorry that happened to you sweety :3


dont worry about it youll find what youre looking for one day tbqh...

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>>8006344
I did once at a strip club because someone bought me a lap dance but I didn't really enjoy it because imo strip clubs are one step away from prostitution

All I want to do is feel up beefy tiddies on a hairy dude with not TOO huge of a belly

>>8008254
>but I didn't really enjoy it because imo strip clubs are one step away from prostitution
???

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>>8008308
You're paying someone to show you sexual attention. The only thing they're not doing is sucking your dick.

I just find it more attractive when someone is actually attracted to me because of me, not because I have to pay them to be attracted to me

>>8008025
Your ex seems like a jerk and a terrible person who enjoys causing and watching suffering. You're better off without him, anon.

>>8008324
>I just find it more attractive when someone is actually attracted to me because of me, not because I have to pay them to be attracted to me
that sounds like being a girl.

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Why aren't you regularly paying a straight hunk of meat masseur for some hot sfw muscle on muscle action? It's as close to p2g you'll ever get (and I can't stop doing it).

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>>8008407
that's how I met my bf

>>8008406
>liking being liked is fem
Wew

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>>8008439
I wonder what the best way is to hit on a masseur.
Have someone call you in the middle of the session and put condoms in the same jacket pocket as the phone, then ask him to fetch the phone?
Tell him you're allergic to regular massage oil but that you brought some water based lubricant?

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>>8008451
There is no good way to hit on a masseur. Most of them will get mad because they are not "THAT kind of masseur." They have to hit on you.

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>>8008456
Damn. That pic made me incredibly thirsty.

>>8008451
Best way is when they're not at work.

>>8008456
>>8008497

The worst kind of homosexual, the one they wants to fuck masculine hairy men in the ass, absolutely disgusting. Qoum-E-lut.

>>8008512
>some homosexuals actually like man traits
absolutely astonishing

>>8008540
Rule 2, anon

>>8008551
Majority of posts here are trolls you fucking retard. Or are you the retard massage roleplaying??

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>>8008551
I'll keep it in mind thanks
@8008604
>

>>8005161
why create an entire magic process when you can just take a bunch of lsd and get schizo instead?

>>8008407
I'm too poor

>>8008025
Come on over, duck. I'll put on a brew and you can tell me all about it.

>>8008025
That sounds like a seriously shitty way to talk to your ex. I mean him, obvs. Probably just wants to make you jelly. Fuck him. What a bastard.

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>look up
>see this
>wat do

>>8009668
s u c c

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>>8008025

>>8009668
A swift kick would be my first move.

>>8009668
tell him to sit on my fave obviously

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>>8009801
But he'd crush your Hannah Montana CD.

>>8009668
blow my rape whistle

>>8009668
Are you trying to bait my macro fetish

>>8009888
>macro fetish
You poor deluded freak. Being gay is a big enough divergence from reality, wanting a masculine guy who will also want you is another, but you just have to go full retard, don't you?
This is why you're alone.

>>8009897
Shitting on others won't make you happier with yourself, anon

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>>8009912
It's working so far.

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>>8008451
ENHANCE

>>8010185
All that effort for some two-bit actor's bulge? He looks like a ham stump, if I ever saw one. And that's what you find attractive?

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>>8010271
y so mad?

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>>8010295
is it nursing time

>>8010295
>>8010673
Because I don't have a daddy to nurse on obviously. If I could only spend my days on daddy's thick chest, I would never shitpost again.
But that's not going to happen, so I guess you guys are stuck with me.
By the way, that muscru guy looks like a cow. :3

>found a pic of myself on /hm/
Does this mean i'm officially pretty?

>>8011166
i found one of my ugliest selfies on YLYL
was pretty disgusted they didnt even bother 2bh

>>8011166
link now, are they stealing fit cbt content again? I might be there too

>>8011166
i dunno fampai, /hm/ has pretty low standards

>>8011166
>>>/hm/1529699
Pretty people don't know their pictures get posted on Taiwanese spinning tutorial forums. Average-looking attention whores do.
>>8011177
You're disgusting by the way.

>>8011471
Mindfulness eludes you still bb.

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friendly reminder this is an image board

>>8011212
Yeah.>>>/hm/1526657
>>8011230
>>8011471
Thanks m8's, good not to get a big head.
>>8011177
That's rough.

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>>8011663
>pic related
>>8012627
>Thanks m8's, good not to get a big head.
I kind of doubt that someone who flaunts their body on 4chan suffers from too much self-esteem.

What do fags mean when they say "I love that straight shit"?

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>>8012825
Oh, you don't know?

>>8012836
Well I get hit on by a lot of dudes at raves and clubs, something about my demeanor (being straight?)

Idk, why would gay dudes like masculine straight dudes?

>>8012866
Some gay men, like myself and others in this thread, prefer their men to be men. That's not really a stretch for men who like men, is it?

>>8012783
>someone who flaunts their body on 4chan suffers from too much self-esteem
True.
I did it a lot for validation. It sounds retarded, but it helped me get over a lot of body issues.
>>8012866
Some people like fem dudes, some people like straight dudes.
The supply of straight acting gay dudes is smaller than the demand.

>>8012836
lmfao

>>8011663
WHO IS THIS QT

Liking str8 dudes is rookie gay mistake #1

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>>8012941
wish I knew

>>8008451
>Have someone call you in the middle of the session and put condoms in the same jacket pocket as the phone, then ask him to fetch the phone?
Jesus christ, anon.
>Tell him you're allergic to regular massage oil but that you brought some water based lubricant?
lol

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>>8014537
I don't know

>>8009744
kek

>>8014554
Dafuk is happening in this pic
>Wheelbarrow for 2x4s
>No saw horses
>Sledge hammers
>cutting wood with a hack saw,. at an angle.
>that one guy off to the side clearing weeds

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>>8014723
made me think..

>>8002214
Is there anything more beta than a man saying degenerate? It's so pathetic. Men like sex. They been fucking around senselessly since the dawn of mankind.

>>8015312
>like, get with the times man, its been this way forever
D-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-C-Y. The family, not unattached sexual activity, is the cornerstone of a society worth living in. And my post was about walking around in dog costumes with collars, in leather, pissplay, feet, and all kind of crazy shit gays at-large (which is not to say every individual, obviously, just the visual mass) think are legitimate sexual activities.

>>8015331
>The family, not unattached sexual activity, is the cornerstone of a society worth living in.
Why not both?

>>8015373
Because the latter is degenerative to mental health, degenerative to physical health, degenerative to spiritual health, and degenerative to society at large. The safest, happiest places to live with the highest trust factors have also the highest percentage of married households. This is not a non-causal coincidence. Where the family unit is cherished, there you find peace and security.

>>8015380
So what's wrong with married households and degeneracy on the sides?

>>8015392
Reread the words of that sentence and really soak up the meaning and connotations of each word. Then answer your own question.

>>8015380
>The safest, happiest places to live with the highest trust factors have also the highest percentage of married households. This is not a non-causal coincidence. Where the family unit is cherished, there you find peace and security.
The Middle East

>>8015331
>think are legitimate sexual activities.
They are.
You can be into all sorts of kinky stuff and still have a stable monogamous relationship.

>>8015397
Okay.
"Nothing."

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>>8015424
Okay. You got me. Except where islam reigns. It's the wildcard in my statement.

>>8015441
That would be an exception to the rule though, darling.

>>8015443
Let me spell it out for you. What's wrong with married households and degeneracy on the sides? D-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-C-Y I-S D-E-G-E-N-E-R-A-T-I-V-E. Degenerative things are bad. Things that are bad should be eschewed.

Have I revealed the logic plainly enough for you?

>>8015457
so you want to bad some sexual activities? WTF is your point?

>>8015481
Hey, this anon (>>8015312) is why I'm here. I didn't wake up today to rail against degeneracy or redpill /mascgen/. Just responding to people who respond to me.

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>>8017032
The Emperor loves all anon. Except for xenos and heretics.

>>8012836
kek

>>8012836
as the guy that forced that meme lmao

>>8012836
Good use of that meme, not going to lie

this general sucks

Im the only person that posts in it

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>>8018591
I only post in it when others post in it

so it's sort of your fault

>>8002134
Your proposition is strangely cognizant for a some kenning, two pecks short of a bushel...

>>8009897
If you're gonna dream, dream big Anon. If a big guy is good, is not a bigger guy better?

As long as they're cool though. Nutjobs who get off to the thought of murdering people and destroying cities are toxic.

so im going to travel the country doing standup comedy ive decided and going on grindr to get free places to stay and doing side stripper jobs to pay for everything.

This honestly seems like a good life right now.

>>8020986
>doing standup comedy
We're gonna need some jokes being said via vocaroo pls.

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tfw no big belly bf

>>8021129
He looks preggers

>>8010295
How can I get pecs like these :3?

>>8020986
Sounds like a plan.
Might be hard to work out while traveling enough to stay in stripper shape.

I honestly thought about the same thing. Buying an RV, and traveling making money doing cam shows. And hooking up with the hottest guys in every state. lol

>>8020200
>Nutjobs who get off to the thought of murdering people and destroying cities are toxic.
Never got that part of the fetish to be honest. Same with the vore thing.

>>8021474
They're both taking Dom/Sub to the extreme.

Murderbonerfags are taking Dom to the extreme, and people who want to get ate are taking Sub to the extreme

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>promise to myself to repress and quit hrt
>already feel anger and masculine energy returning from my mind alone

being trans is a state of mind.
now to enjoy the T flooding back in. i missed you old friend. now we can be edgeords again

>>8015380
>spiritual health
lmfao are u serious??? haha

>>8018929
I really hate stylish haircuts and "manscaped" beards.

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>>8021671
Yes. I'm serious. You may be in for something rude when your body dies. Or very pleasant. I don't know your life. But it will be something.

>>8021776
>You may be in for something rude when your body dies

Darkness. Unlimited darkness. It's like falling asleep and having no dreams ever forever.

>>8022358
Which of your authority figures convinced you of that? How would you feel if that were not the case, if you went to heaven or hell or were to be reborn according to what you did with your body? Would you live differently?

>>8022358
Not sleep forever. Just nothing. No experience, no you.

Imagine blacking out and when you come to, you can't remember exactly what happened. It's that but without the coming to and wondering when you ceased experiencing anything.

>>8022474
That's basically what I meant.
>>8022387
It's just the most logical sounding is all. I like all the heaven/hell, afterlife stuff in stories, but to live your life by that as facts of life? Silly.

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what's your thoughts on bareback sex?

>>8022768
It's the only sex worth having. Between two consenting adults when there is trust and intimacy present.

>>8022626
>Because it frees me from long-term responsibility for what I do with my body and makes me a God unto myself

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>>8022983
what about group bareback?

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>>8023082

>>8023082
What software did you use to edit that?

Group sex is degeneracy.

>>8023096
found the mascgen bottom bitch
>>8023202
photoshop
http://imgur.com/a/BAstl

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>>8023202
>Not being a degenerate

you're still waiting for your prince charming to rescue you from loneliness, aren't you?

>>8023463
I tried a threesome and couldn't even get it up. Am I broken?

>>8023463
Or looking for someone worth rescuing.

>>8022387
>Which of your authority figures convinced you of that?
Which of yours convinced you of reincarnation? The human is nothing beyond the sum of it's parts. The is no invisible, undetectable soul or spirit. We are just highly complicated organisms that create the illusion of "the Self" through a culmination of senses. When those senses stop working, you ease to exist.

Plus, I don't need the promise of some ludicrous paradise as an incentive to be a decent person. I'm not 5 years old. I don't need a fucking naughty step.

>>8023616
Probably uggos. Or you get performance anxiety.

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>>8022989
No ones telling you to give up your security blanket, anon.

How do I get over having a small to average dick?

Everyone wants hung and it's crushes me every single day

Why does life have to be so awful

Fuck it
I'm gonna ask him.
There is this guy at my job that Ive had a crush on for a while. He's leaving in a few weeks. I am not sure if he's gay, but I get the feeling he might be. He's been hanging around me more and asking me kind of personal questions.
I get the feeling he wants me to ask him out.
I'm gonna do it.

im going to travel the world sleeping with randoms on grindr so they give me a place to stay.

Im going to be alternating between standup comic and gay stripper

>>8026425
Learn to love dick in your butt or be patient for that one who will love you for you.

>>8023915
>Which of yours convinced you of reincarnation?
None. I heard it and looked within myself and invited experience of the truth and because I seeked it authentically I found it. I remember my past life in heaven and specifically choosing this life before falling into to earth.

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>>8023915
>The human is nothing beyond the sum of it's parts. The is no invisible, undetectable soul or spirit. We are just highly complicated organisms that create the illusion of "the Self" through a culmination of senses. When those senses stop working, you ease to exist.

https://youtu.be/TdoGTeM0koQ?t=44m13s

This is why we are told the earth is a round ball in nowhere special spinning around other things and that life is a accident of an uncaring, dumb universe. So people will give up their birthright of godliness.

>>8023915
>Plus, I don't need the promise of some ludicrous paradise as an incentive to be a decent person. I'm not 5 years old. I don't need a fucking naughty step.

We'll see if that is true in the coming days.

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I've got a question for all the bottoms on masc gen.

Do you like to cum during sex?

I've fucked some dudes that insisted on getting off, and others that will pry my hand away if I tried to give a reach around or don't seem to get hard from sex, despite saying that love it. I'm still pretty new to the man sex thing and wanted to know more.

>>8026425
Go to the gym and learn how to act masculine.
A lot of guys like men with smaller dicks because they are not as painful for anal.
Also, most guys have small dicks in real life.
Only guys with huge dicks post pics so it seems like everyone is huge, but there are a lot of small dicks out there and we all have sex too.
Being a bottom is something you should be prepared to do, if necessary.
But I've found that a lot of guys still want me to fuck them even though I have a small dick.

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What are your lifting stats /masc/?
How many guys have you slept with this year?

What are your lifting and life goals for 2017?


Discus

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>>8027875
I'm a bottom and I like to cum but sometimes it is hard to not cum quickly when being fucked because it is so intense so I wait until the top has cum and then I jerk off.
With some guys I can time it so that we cum at the same time, which is amazing, but if a guy starts playing with my dick while he is fucking me I will cum really quickly and after I've cum it can be painful to get fucked so normally I prefer to wait and let the top cum first then we both enjoy it more.

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>>8027913
>I've cum it can be painful to get fucked
Anyone else have a fetish for this?
Fucking a bottom till they cum, then keep pounding as they squirm and moan and beg from an overwhelming cocktail of pleasure and pain.

>>8027905
Bad. 1/2/2/2 ish for 5.
Just the one, the BF.
It's love to hit 1.5/2.5/3/4 this year

>>8027875
I'm pretty submissive so I'm happy to do whatever the top wants, but really I get kind of annoyed if they cum before me and I don't let them pull out until I've cum.

>>8027905

None

1, the bf

cum in my bf's butt raw for the first time (and then lots and lots of times after)

>>8027905
1/2/2.5/3

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>>8027897
>go to the gym and learn to act masculine


God i hate this fucking general.
Im going to start a new mascgen that will actually help you how to be a man.

>>8027905
Don't even lift.
Zero guys so far.
Smoosh me.

>>8027897
As soon as my bf and I broke up, he went on the hunt for big dick. He always said that he loved me for me.

It fucks me up. You find someone that loves you for what you have, but given the chance, theyll get what they really want.

I am a bottom, pretty much, but still everyone seems to just want the big cock with it too, for the look.

I know that I need to build my body and confidence. But the average dick will always be there and it honestly just makes me want to cry.

>>8029346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOWpYMBqRFE

>>8027875
> that will pry my hand away if I tried to give a reach around or don't seem to get hard from sex
I'm one of those guys. I hate it. I can't stand being jerked off while being fucked. Mainly because an overwhelming majority of tops do not know how to jerk someone off and you wind up with a sore penis. I'll jerk myself off/ask you to jerk me off if I so desire it.
Also dislike when they bring up how hard/soft you are during sex. If I'm enjoying it, you'll know I'm enjoying it because I'm moaning, begging for more, etc. It has nothing to do with how erect I am. I can be erect as hell kissing someone fully clothed, but soft as a motherfucker when getting rimmed. Doesn't mean I'm not loving every second of that rimjob.