Describe your perfect bf/gf. Be as unrealistic as you want.

>>7948779
>lives near me
>around my age
>isn't fat or chubby
>has and displays interest in me
>is a recluse like me, can't deal with normies

A guy who likes the arts. Who would be willing to distant lands to listen to different orchestras and look at paintings.

>>7948779
i cant transform into a wolf but i look like a werewolf. muscle and hairy.

my ideal
>Lives in England, near to me
>19-24 age
>not obese (95+ kg)

dont care about looks/job/education etc.

>long black hair
>swole
>abs
>tanned skin
>does drugs
>woke

>2-4 years older than me
>1.60-1.66 meters tall
>small chest
>big butt
>brunette/raven
>interested in art and/or sports
>affectionate

why cant I find a cute lipstick lesbian in my era anons? do they even exist?

I just want them to be an interesting person and to have a passion for something intellectual.

And to be sexually attractive to me, which I don't think is a very high bar.

I'm bisexual too so I won't even specify gender

>>7949263
Gage??

>>7949357
>I just want them to be an interesting person and to have a passion for something intellectual.

which kinds of things would be interesting and intellectual? like engineering/math?

na bro jason momoa

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>musclechub
>squishy pecs
>a bit of a tum
>hairy
>thick dick
>white
>a top and a dom
>6'+
>yuge
>loves me unconditionally
my standards are far lower than this though desu

>>7948779
I'd like to be with someone who is passionate about making the world a better place with me. >Preferably someone who has an entrepreneurial mindset, whether that be business, or an artist.
>Strong character - calls me on my bullshit and can take the lead in our family
>Gets along well with animals and children
>6'3", 230 pounds. Muscular with a balanced fat distribution about 15-18% bodyfat?
>Long term and expansive vision for the future
>Hairy chest, arms, legs, etc. Beard not necessary but a plus if trimmed and not hipster retarded.
> Age 24-29
>Affectionate, likes a lot of touch and okay with pda (nothing grotesque)
>More intelligent than I am, a deep thinker, likes to wrestle with abstract concepts
>Has a love for people. Getting to know them, willing to build relationships with other families and communities to build networks from which we can build organizations, companies, etc.

>>7949423

if you're willing to settle for non-white
i fit those requirements.

only i'm not too chubby. have muscles though.

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>>7948779
>I'd like an alpha werewolf bf t b h.
>probably a MtF that when see a man with hairs on the chest and belly says: I don't like body hair

>>7948779
Cartoon chatacter

>>7948779
Its mostly about personality for me, although age wise it would be nice if he was around my age (25-35 yrs old). A top who occasionally bottomed would be great. Someone who works hard and knows what he wants (like me). If he smoked weed every once in a while that would be great (were talking once a month at most).

>Exists
>Legally/medically alive

>>7949219
Where in England are you?

>>7948779
>in my area
>a little taller than me
>not super buff but fit and willing to work with me
>big dick, etc
>down with internet culture but not a normie
>communicates
>deals with anger constructively (this one is a deal breaker)
>bi, but isn't into polyamory
>around my age, preferably not younger
>introverted like me, but has a social life
>likes to cook; good at it
>top
>reads more than one type of book and reads often
>south carolina accent is A+

Okay, fuck it, rich. If this is purely in the realm of fantasy it would be cool to have someone who could take care of me if things go south. I'd never stop working, though. I need my independence, and I never want to be in a situation where I can't break up with someone because they're supporting me.

>he has a hole I can fuck

someone im into and them into me.
my standards have changed over the years so I have just summed it down to that.

hi._.

>much taller
>gray hair but not old
>russian
>can carry me everywhere xD
>top
>buff
>can cook
>lets me do all my weird shit without question
>rich xD ima gold digger
there thats all my unrealistic shit.

>>7950364
North England

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>>7949467
yeah i dont care much about skin color, its just preferably white. besides, this is "ideal bf/gf", not the requirements that i'd have for a bf
but i dunno if you're expecting that im fit as well or something, which im not, as expected of a user on 4chan

>>7951360
Sweet where you at? Let's hook up

>>7949263
not swole but everything else, hi? add me maybe on kik
bubblebrain90

>>7948779
a qt grill around my age or slightly older with the same interests who will teach me to be a qt grill and cuddle without wanting to peg me or some shit

>girl
>19-21
>thin
>liberal
>smart
>chill
>not batshit insane
>no drugs
>not vegan or vegetarian
>kinky
>submissive
>into every sexual thing I'm into

I'd call it unicorn hunting, but I think unicorns might be easier to find.

A slightly-more femmy clone/twin of myself. Not that I'm particularly attractive, but there's something very intimate about it.

Be alone. nobody deserves any attention. Romantic love is overrated. sex is good.

>>7949204
You want a lesbian couple

>>7948779
Kind, smart, taller than me, open minded, not religious, interested in video games, likes to cuddle with me
Sadly I know someone like that but he already has a gf and I will never be his gf

>>7948779
>Describe your perfect bf/gf. Be as unrealistic as you want.


>between 6 and 7 feet tall
>preferably fat or chubby
>Possibly StrongFat
>Wide hips
>thick thighs
>big ass
>big boobs a plus but not required
>strong enough to lift my fatass up without much issue
>Pretty chill.
>loves to cuddle
>Similar interests to me
>Sexually dominant but willing to switch on occasion
>is physically attracted to me
>If she has a penis, can ejaculate somwhere around 600-800 ml in one orgasm
>If vag, same volume of fluid
>Preferably my age but a little younger/older is fine
>Our intelligence level is around the same
>Sexually adventurous and kinda spontaneous
>Totally compliments my personality

could be boi or grill:
>Noticeably taller than me
>Lean - muscular/lean build
>Smarter/Stronger/a bit older than me
>A gentleman/woman, very kind and thoughtful
>Romantic, likes to hold me
>Supportive and caring
>Sensitive but cool headed
>A bit eccentric
>Understands my weaknesses and helps me overcome them
>We compliment each other, both literally and in the personality sense

>>7948779
My ex ;____;

girlfriend: my gf, we've been together for three years and i'm definitely going to marry her.

but, hypothetically, boyfriend: a lean but muscular type who likes videogames and roughhousing that I can blow between Overwatch matches. sweet and optimistic, but also wants to stay in and internet instead of going out to do stuff most of the time. and I'd like to say I'd want someone to encourage me to fit but I'm not sure that'd work out in the end.

>6'+, ideally around 6'3" or so
>muscle with a bit of chub
>long hair
>bodyhair
>dominant, extremely so
>sadistic
>despite dominant sadistic nature, isn't an ass

Super unrealistic,
>is also a werewolf or something
>is willing to actually kill me

>>7952671
You know what that means? It means you should leave some contact and be my gf instead :^)

>>7953616
I'm all of those things except for being an actual werewolf that wants to murder you, and minus the long hair.

>>7953646
Post contact then fucker

>lives near me (UK Midlands)
>small cute twinkish
>25 (my age) or a bit younger
>more of a bottom I guess
>willing to go slowly with me because I am a horrible spergy mess who is terrified of human interaction
>same/similar interests (vidya, books, movies, toys, (lego, action figures, ancient Egyptian children's card games etc.)
>someone who'll help me get out of this mess that I call a life and help me get a sense of worth

Well you said be as unrealistic as I wanted

>>7953656
Discord: harambe#2278

I want an anime imouto/otouto that'll look up to me and love me despite being a scruffy NEET prick

not in a weird incest way I mean hey we're not actually siblings you don't have to make it weird

>>7953695
I fit your physical traits. Not sure about the rest
>West Midlands
>20
>short and thin
>more of a bottom

>>7953703
>>7953728

Also fit mine, just saying

>>7953728
I'm sure you're perfect anon :)

>>7953736
Don't have discord sorry

>>7953740
Just so you know before you get your hopes up, I'm indian

>Male
>In my age range (normally say 18-22, but 18/19-20 for unrealistic human perfection)
>Virgin who has been saving himself for the right guy
>Lives close by (east-anglia, south-east england, or London)
>Monogamous and wants an LTR
>5'10"+
>Beard
>Fat and stocky but not obese; cuddly, round, squishy belly
>Hairy
>Tattoos (big sleeve ones, not the tiny ones) and/or earlobe piercing(s), but not the femmy type
>Academic uni student (sciences and maths)
>Vegan, but not preachy about it (would just be nice to share meals, y'know?)
>Sexually versatile
>Not effeminate, (for lack of a better term) "gay acting", or obsessed with LGBT culture
>Would enjoy conversations about deep and complex stuff interspersed with horror b-movies, old person music, alcohol in moderation (if no lectures/labs/etc. the next day), anime, cooking unhealthily fried foods, etc.
>Doesn't want a paternalistic or dom-sub (outside of the bedroom) relationship model
>Reciprocates my friendly, romantic, and sexual affection
Such people probably don't exist, though, so I definitely hold no expectations of meeting such a guy, let alone dating him.

>>7953824
I'm pretty close to that.
Not squishy/round/vers and don't live in the south though.

>>7953616
Discord: /pol/tard AnCap#8882

Im
>6,2
>26 old
>bear
>long hair
>really dominant
>sadistic

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>Male
>20-25, 18 at lowest
>Blonde hair, reaches over years, slightly curly
>Thin, skinny, little muscle definition is fine too
>A bit shorter than me, 170-180cm
>Blue eyes
>White
>Light freckles are fine
>Preferably hairless all over, although trimmed pubes are fine
>Overlapping but not completely the same tastes in media
>Cute nipples
>Bit of an introvert, but not a complete shut-in, has a small friend circle
>Enjoys reading science fiction
>Probably a student, maybe has aspirations for multiple degrees
>Maintains basic fitness and hygiene
>Slightly smarter than me
>Compatible sexually and personality wise
>Switch but slightly on the sub side in bed
>Doesn't want to take any specific roles in relationships
>Can easily get multiple prostate orgasms in a row
>5"+ dick
>Can either push me to desire purpose in life or tolerate me being a lazy sack of shit with no ambition or goals

>>7954082
How far north do you live, just out of interest?

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>Between 1,75m ~1,85m
>Skinny with a little muscle
>Dark hair not longer than shoulder lenght
>overly gay mannerisms and way of speaking sometimes but he's ashamed of it
>Shares a few interests in games, movies, books, music, etc
>artist or at least practices some kind of art in some way
>a little needy and a little depressed, needs me to cheer him up

>>7954151
Holy shit you're the edgiest person I've ever seen
Its adorable, I bet you have a swastika tatooed somewhere visible

/pol/ here, just started browsing this board today.

>Is a werewolf someone who is lean but has muscle and a lot of body hair?
>Is this a generally well liked build for both guys and girls?
I'm bi but i think i fit the bill for "werewolf" mode

>>7954287
I think when they say werewolf, they mean actual literal werewolf...
As in "Once every 28 days, I will fuck a giant, bipedial wolf-dog thing with a human brain, and for the remaining days, that brain will be in the body of a sexually attractive human which I will also fuck."

>>7954304
Oh. I thought it was an alternative to bear mode

>>7954287
Literal werewolves have become incredibly popular in modern (LGBT) romance fiction. It's a combination of their physical appeal and their wolf personality traits (like the common myth that wolves are monogamous).

So now there's 6556773 books about tall, ripped, hairy alpha males who find their "fated pair"/"mate" whatever in a plain Jane/Joe.

A werewolf bf is basically a perfect, masculine bf that loves you unconditionally I'd assume.

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I have to wide a preferance range so someone just tell me if I made the cut somewhere.

>young, 18 but mature mentally
>red hair, just past ear length, curly
>thin, some muscle definition
>smooth body hair except for slight arm hair and regular calf hair
>ambitious and motivated, good at motivating others
>sub, bottom
>big D, but with guys I never really use it
>white, pale in some areas
>/pol/ but not Nazi or Ancap

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/fit/ here
>girlfriend that does yoga and knows massage therapy
>get high and get free massages after workout every night
>amazing flexibility, legs behind head, full split
>enjoys cross country biking
>enjoys psychedelics and EDM
>Has cool interest like classical/modern art
>loyal but open relationship would be cool if she asked and telled
I'd like her to be an individual and successful.

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>>7954287
To achieve true werewolf mode you're going to have to a few cycles and cover yourself in rogain every night.

>girl (can be trans or cis)
>i'm really flexible with body types so i can't put a real preference there
>sense of humor, is superficially mean and likes teasing people
>doesn't lie and is direct
>heavily nurturing, tells me when i'm doing well at tasks
>physically affectionate but can back off when i need space for awhile
>dominant, it's ok if she wants to bottom/sub sometimes since i'm not lazy
>can deal with a mom kink
>likes boobs and can do oral
>not allergic to clitoris
>doesn't mind getting picked up and swung around playfully
>will call me nice names like husband, handsome, a good boy, etc
>makes some form of art whether as a hobby or not
>oh and um rich i guess everyone i've been into is poor

thankfully i have a partner who's like this already except for the rich part, so poor :')

>>7948779
>Captain America
>Bottom

>>7953695
>>7953728
I probably need someone who's much more of a definite nerd desu

>>7948779
> Be as unrealistic as you want.
Okay, I'll go all out then!
> gf (cis or trans)
> isn't morbidly obese (chubby is okay)
> has a personality that is compatible with mine
> sincerely loves me and will never abandon me
That's all I need, to be honest.

>>7954201
Just a tad south of York

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>>7954287
I love hairy muscular guys.
I think they call them otter or wolves (as opposed to bears and cubs who are chubby/fat)
I know a lot of gay guys are into hairy men.
Some women are, but a lot of women want you to wax your chest or use Nair.

>>7955285
Tfw otter.

I've been told to shave my body multiple times, I refuse.

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>Unrealistic
A tentacle monster that loves and cares about me, and will ultimately help me get/stay healthy.

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pic related

>hes emotionally needy
>we fall out but are okay
>i break him into being content with clingyness, and we live together
Thats the dream anyway...

>>7953824
>tfw all of those things except for living close by, not vegan (though would easily convert), and no tattoos.

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>>7955368
You know you're just trying to bait clingy guys even though the truth is that nobody likes them.

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I like this type of guys.

Very feminine Asian MtF, bottom but likes having her dick played with, nerdy interests, highly intelligent, sparkling wit but knows when to be feminine and submissive, enjoys learning about history with me, artistically creative, radically Right-Wing, devoutly Catholic.

>>7955428
Umm what If that type of guy, but hairy upperbody?

>>7956720
Then no, get lost sassy the Sasquatch

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>>7948779
I want a boyfriend who is like 7 feet talll and has gigantic feet. I have a huge foot fetish, and has large rough masculine hands like that of a carpenter. Has hairy legs, is well built with bulging biceps, six pack abs, thighs that could crush a watermelon, thick full dirtly blonde hair, rosey cheeks, a ski slope nose, high cheek bones, tanned, chiseled jaw, prominent ears, sultry light blue eyes, white skin/complextion, big peraly white teeth, a longue tongue. A guy who can make his pecs bounce, always looks fresh and exubriant, and is cheerful and intelligent but slighlty naive, a top who takes control. A very loyal and dedicated man who is a tad posessive as well as nurturing.

A guy sort of like this but bigger and taller with a mischievious smile that just has this boyish charm to it.

>>7948779
Oh and I also want a man who not only shoots his load when he cums but erupts like a volcano when he jizzes out of his sex organ, so that when he's pumping his load into my mouth, I don't have to just swallow but gulp in order to keep from choking on his man sperm or have it dribbling out of my mouth.

>>7956754
Get help

>>7948779

Samantha Power, but 10 years younger and actually a lesbian instead of just seeming like one.

Cisles, around my age (25-30), weight (125) and height (167cm). Has their own thing going on, but loves to teach me about their hobbies and interests. Someone who is willing to be affectionate and adorable with me at home but respectful when out. I want a girl who will go to paintball or take hikes with me but is fine in a dim pub listening to music. Someone who doesn't need me around them 24/7 because while I am important they have their own life and friends as well.

So.. normal girl for the most part?

>>7956904
why? whats wrong with that?

>>7948779
I just want a cute scene fem boy. Is it to much to ask for god!!!?? You son of a bitch bastard.

>>7948779
>around my age
>tall
>Medium length hair
>Blue eyes
>Not chubby or fat
>Extreme distaste of normies

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if i get to be as unrealistic as i want, then...

>pic is my dream waifu

i'd like to have a kawaii gf to cuddle with every day and night.

>inb4 "but anon, animu grills aren't even real. you can't fcuk hatsune miku"

shut up normies! at least it's more real than dating a tranny or something worse

>>7952307
>liberal
>not batshit insane

Well, there's your problem anon.

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I want a boyfriend like Dr. William Birkin in his first stage after he inects himself with the G virus, only not violent, just horny as fuck and strong.

>>7954151
I know this was 9 hours ago but added you familia

>tall
>burly and thicc
>fairly hairy
>black hair
>big thicc ass
>big dick
>master at pounding boipucci
>conservative/right wing
>dominant
>vers
>deep sexy voice
>likes vidya and memes
>monogamous
>STD free
>fun to hang out with
>Spoils me
>witty
>Romantic
>not a normie
>likes to roughhouse
>affectionate and cuddly
>not a fan of trannies
>fetish for black twinks

Is my ultimate fantasy husbando unrealistic enough anons?

>>7948779
>taller than 5'10
>18-23
>femme but dominant
>good fashion sense
>woke enough not to tell ppl how woke she is
>artist

>>7957611
>>not a fan of trannies
>>fetish for black twinks
Very unrealistic.

>male, 25-34
>asian, preferably mixed japanese/white , somewhere from 5'1 to 5'5
>surfers body, happy trail, no weird shaped cock
>good voice for hypno shit, will mock furries with me
>stoner, pc gamer, has to like star wars
>dom, but will let me feminize him and call him a sissy in private
>works in a high-paying industry
>is a werewolf who enslaves me

i have very, very specific tastes.

My ideal guy changes between either short and cute or tall and handsome

However! They always:
>Love cuddling
>Generally funny
>Switch
>Emotionally available
>Doesn't want children
>Does want a dog
>Doesn't get offended by insults
>Can keep up the bantz

>Tall
>Very pale/rose skin
>blond or redhead
>Large build but a bit chubby
>Same age as me
>Has good taste in music, cinema, literature
>Not a dumb ass

Incredibly rare honestly

>>7948779
>cute
>skinny
>Is into AB/DL stuff and would be my mommy/daddy
>Is as kinky as I am
>Would take care of me and allow me to be a housewife

Alas that could never be.

>>7958384
mtf af

>>7958384
What kind of ABDL stuff would you want to do

They need to be as insecure and miserable as me. I couldn't stand to bring someone down by being with me.

>male
>same age as me (20)
>quiet/semi-introverted
>cool interests or hobbies
>lifts weights or is at least conscious of his health
>no more than ± 10 IQ points from me
>similar level of attractiveness as me
>vers
>loyal
>conservative
>white

>>7958495
I would want someone to be my mother basically. I don't want to go into real specifics but I think you can pick up what I'm laying down. Everything that encompasses ABDL

>>7958405
What's the af mean?

>>7948779
I want a 40-ish year old skyrim-style werewolf that is capable of partial transformation as well as full transformation. He would be 6'5 or 6'6, muscular with a bit of fat to make him comfy, quite hairy(obviously). He would have a nice corporate job as a higher up, dress very nicely. He had brown hair when he was younger but he went grey early, but hasn't started balding yet. He has a nice full and thick beard. Dick about 6-7" long, but real thick.

Personality wise, he would outwardly be lowkey charming, and a bit stoic. He only speaks as much as necessary to get what he wants, and is a good rational thinker. But despite his outward image, he is very kind and caring, and very protective of people he is close to and cares about.

Yes, I have autism.

>>7957232
Was expecting something like this. 2/10, you'll have to do better than that.

>>7948779

>Live within or near Toronto.
>Taller than my short ass (5'6)
>Dominant leaning but doesn't mind switching it up.
>Someone more on the patient side when it comes with dealing with situations.
>Kinky?
>Also I suppose body hair is fine.

That is it, along with another anon i'd prefer someone who is "Medically alive". Sort of new at this sort of thing.

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>>7948779
Perfect gf
>6ft tall
>Short black hair
>blue eyes
>Strong but not a body builder
>Loves to cuddle and tease
>Is a pegging queen top who literally never wants to be penetrated
>Dom in bed
>Very possessive, gets jealous easily
>Likes archery, ancient history, and mathematics

too bad this'll never happen.

>lives near me
>we share interests
>is a latina
>doesn't overly hate herself
>can provide lots of fun
>isn't overweight
>dom but willing to switch around from time to time

>>7959836
Well this is just the dream, isn't it?

>tfw I lost my 6'1'' short-haired cis gf

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>Tall fella
>Broad fella
>Strong fella
>Steady personality to help balance my more chaotic nature and help keep me on track ie. making sure I don't get so consumed with research I forget to eat
>Willing to constantly work on improving themselves
>Reads and likes to be read too
>Able to keep up with scientific/complex conversations or at least show interest in science
>Hairy
>Affectionate and caring
>High sex drive or at least lets me suck his dick more then once a day while they play video games or something
>Strict top but likes to wrestle and roughhouse
>Casually dominant, but willing to occasionally be tied up and edged/ridden
>Romantic, better to both be romantic saps
>Not an alcoholic or dependent on drugs, it's okay to have fun not okay as an emotional crutch.
>Willing to put up with me becoming a depressed sack of shit every once in awhile
>Loyal
>Loves me around as much as I love them. Been the one that loves more, it hurts a lot.
>Smells nice too me

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>>7948779
>Lives near me
>Close to my age
>Around same height (5'11)
>Switch
>A bit below average face, or above
>Any other bodytype than skeleton+beergut, fat, or obese
>High Sex Drive to match my own
>Into Monogamy and closed relationships
>Helps me with the dishes after I cook for him
>Good girth, I don't care much about length
>Into using toys during sex
>Likes cuddling
>Respects I also need to work a good amount at times
>Honest and doesn't mind talking about how they feel, even if they think it might hurt me to hear it
>Has a body smell I can grow to like

>>7949423
Everything expect loving you unconditionally and not a top nor dom. Shame.

>>7959997
That sounds like me anon.
Idk about the smell nice part but I usually stink of a perfume called Attraction (Avon-for him) or Kourus.

You from the UK?

>Tall
>Strong
>Dark eyes
>Dark hair
>Maybe a beard, not sure if no beard is better
>Plays video games
>Interest in sci-fi
>Introverted like me
>Likes cute things
>Reads books
>Good talker
>Alpha

>>7960371
All of those

>Tall
>Strong
>blue eyes
>blonde hair
>Maybe a beard, not sure if no beard is better
>Plays video games
>Interest in sci-fi and biology
>Introverted like me
>Reads books

>>7959796
I'm all of those things, let's hold hands.
no really wanna chat? Why the fuck not

>>7960333
I am near the opposite side of the earth, I live in California unfortunately. I also honestly have no idea what those things smell like, I'm a kind of an uncultured swine when it comes to such things.

>>7948779
>lives next door
>kinda a twink but masculine personality
>wants to have a quiet life.
>doesn't like being associated with the LGBT community (indifferent, doesn't really care. Hey is gay and that's that)
>talks about philosophy and politics in a chill manner
>go on walks with him holding his hand quietly
>is able to do active things but also indoor things.
>loves to swim, hiking and play casual basketball
>can also play old NES SNES and PS2 games with me
>is a top in bed
>Watches Clerks at night as we cuddle with some snacks
>can tolerate my dorky jokes

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>masculine
>has a beard or some facial hair
>super chill skater guy or hipster
>lives in seattle
>is into music
>smokes weed
>isn't afraid of psychedelics from time to time
>fit or dad bod chubby
>tattoos would be cool
>likes to top since I'm not using my penis
>cuddler
>up to lay around
>can love an ugly tranny lol
>funny and can hold a conversation
Pic related is aesthetic related

>>7954188
Tfw its basically you except even the curly the fact that your are asian with dark eyes

>>7960564
*except the fact

>>7960564
It's a perfectionism thread, not lowest possible standards thread

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>>7960537
Sounds like me except for living in Seattle.

Only change would be I'm otter mode from skateboarding and bmx.

Pic related is an x-ray from a few days ago of my broken collar bone. Got it from skating.

>>7960425
Hello, i am this perfectly, nice to meet u

>>7960586
Where are you from????

>>7960836
the netherlands

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Speed of sounds body
Rich
Very loving and affectionate
Will never leave me
Has some common interests
Enjoys sex with me.full verse and eager to please.

>>7960836
Don't listen to>>7960994

I am >>7960586
And I'm from Kansas

>>7955386
What the hell is it with the south and repelling seemingly all (near) perfect husbando material?

>>7958222
me but im a twig also idk age wise, sorry anon

>>7948779
>near me
>has his own place
>older than me by a decade or so
>has his shit together financially, could support me if I failed to make it on my own
>patient, he's going to fucking need it
>can take my whining in good humor, isn't upset by me being down
>enjoys teaching me life skills, or just teaching me in general
>capable of pushing me into experiencing new things without resorting to emotional blackmail
>kind, warm, sweet talker
>won't ever leave me
>somehow thinks I'm good enough for him, and is happy that I'm in his life
>thinks I'm funny, charming, attractive
>genuinely enjoys having me around
>easy to laugh, big uninhibited belly laughs too, no matter where he is
>love to cuddle, hairy

I'd just settle for someone who doesn't mind my company too much though.

>>7961437
Idk where your from lol but do you have a skype?

>>7961627
Yeah it's
>FederalSafe987
I get a lot of messages so just say you're the dude from 4chan if you message.

>>7961437
Also, do I know you? lol

>>7961608
Pretty good. I'm most of those, though that 'near me' part is a big ol' question mark obvs.

i'm bi so i'll do one for boys

>shorter than me (i'm 173cm)*
>androgynous/cute
>blonde/brunette*
>short-ish hair*
>pretty skinny
>small dick*
>bot
>loves to suck dick
>able to deepthroat 23cm*

the asterisks isn't necessary but would be nice

>>7962191
What are you after in a partner anon? Just curious

>>7962698
Sense of humor, enjoys laughing. Doesn't take things too seriously. Near me, obvs. That's kinda nice. Affectionate. I've dealt with a lot of people who take way more affection than they give. Cute. To me, anyway. Ideally kinky.

>>7962727
Where do you live? Just so you know I'm not the guy you replied to btw

>>7962737
Canadaland, near Toronto

>>7962191
>>7962806
I'm infatuated with you but you live on the other side of the world. That sucks.

>>7964114
On the plus side, maybe you'd be less infatuated if you knew more? Want to chat anyway? Living nearby is only ideal after all, and what else is the internet for but talking to people on the other side of the world?

>>7949192
>>7949192
age & location? the other three requirements are easily met

>>7964887
That's cool. I don't match your ideal much though since I look serious and am centred on my own emotions too much.

>>7965435
Does anyone really end up with someone who matches what they thought their ideal was ahead of time?

gimme some contact info babe

>>7965453
I don't really know
I can add you on kik but don't want to post contact here

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I want to tie up matt from supermega suck his feet and fuck his ass maybe its cus i look like ryan i always go after boys like him hes fucking perfect every video i blush i fucking love hiiiiiiim

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>>7948779
See pic, but 4" taller. Yes, I want her real masculine personality too, not the personality she showed to the public.

>>7958822
10 IQ points is a lot anon

>>7966362
IQ = 120
So 110 to 130
above average to just about genius level

>>7966362
>>7966381
>tfw 154 IQ after a TBI.
So many partners flee because they don't feel adequate.

>>7949204
You want me. Too bad I'm poor and have a shitty life.

>>7967063
Date me pls! I don't feel adequate by default and a smarter bf would help me compensate!

Ideal Bf:

>more educated than me, but doesn't come off as condescending.
>willing to teach me new things.
>willing to let me teach them new things if applicable.
>gentle and compassionate, but not afraid to take control of a situation if need be.
>slightly taller than me, but not really a deal-breaker.
>no facial hair
>slightly androgynous to semi androgynous look / facial features.
>well read in philosophy / history / politics / psychology / art.
>great taste in music.
>if not extremely well read in a particular subject, it would also be acceptable if they were an artist of sorts.
>good sense of humor.

>>7967234
grill detected

>>7967247
leave me alone

>>7967264
no tell me if i was right or if you're just a girly repressed mtf?

>>7967299
I'm a mtf but I'm not repressed by any means.

>>7967318
that means i was right the first time. do you like girls too?

just one of my perfect boyfriend fantasies:

>blond curly hair
>blue/green eyes
>some freckles on cheeks and nose
>from the U.K. or, alternatively, from Sweden with a cute accent
>lives in manhattan
>likes skinny Latino guys (me)
>is a dancer/artist/actor/musician
>is good at what he does
>is sweet and caring
>not girly
>encourages me to be artistic
>draws and paints with me to help me improve
>teaches me things he knows (musical instruments, dance, languages etc)
>pulls me out of my depression, makes me love life
>enjoys a lot of tv
>laughs at my dorky/corny jokes
>laughs at my sarcastic jokes and can be sarcastic too
>bites back when I tease him
>good at communicating his feelings
>isn't too sensitive
>versatile but mostly bottom
>can be kinky/try everything once like me
>loves to travel/will travel the world with me

We would fall in love and never want or need anyone else. We wouldn't have to spend every second of everyday together, he'd know that I need my space sometimes and be ok with that.

>>7967325
Yeah girls are alright too, I don't know if I'd want to be in a LTR with a woman though to be honest.

>>7967234
I like your priorities. Pretty reasonable. Wanting to be taught things is good stuff and a bit less common.

I'm likely to qualify for all of that except the androgynous look part. Wouldn't mind being more androgynous, but nature didn't really encourage it. Know what I mean?

Would you like to get in touch?

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Basically this guy.

>>7967681
Thanks anon, To be honest unless you are within a close proximity to me / somewhat near my age the answer is most likely no. I don't really want to be in a long distance relationship / I also feel like I need to work on myself more before I start dating again.

>>7967756
Not like I'd know if I'm close to you, although it's reasonable to assume I'm not. Fine though