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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Lasting the weekend edition

We all know the majority of the regular posters are normies and disappear during the weekends - leaving the rest of us with a lot of shitposters. Monday will come. Let's take it easy with some discussion of drinks, films, whateverthefuck etc.

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>From the survey response we have a higher population of gold stars than subhumans. Promising!
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First for dom body language
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>>7940817
First for drinking at home with gf on St. Patts day.
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>>7940825
You thought you could out rank me??
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>>7940793
Oh my God please. Don't do this to me anon, I can't handle hope.
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>>7940872
Well if it turns out to not be true we can always triple suicide with that other anon.
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>>7940884
Only if we try and experience every conceivable carnal pleasure beforehand.
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>>7940886
But I want to die pure so Maria-sama receives me in heaven.
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>>7940889
Well yes, that's why we'll practice together. Yuri is the purest form of love after all.
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>>7940892
Practice what? Our prayers?
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hi. sorry I don't often participate in /clg/ but just as kind of an observer it seems like there is a bit of a 'bro' culture in this thread. wondering what you think if that is somewhat true or not. if I'm retarded pls just ignore.
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>>7940893
There'll be a lot of calling out for God, yes.

>>7940894
I'm not sure what you mean by 'bro culture'?
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>>7940895
idk something like the frat bro stereotype. sorry.
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>>7940902
I wouldn't really say so? Most of us aren't very "hip cool sorority girl". Or maybe they are and it's just me.
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>>7940830
An accurate description of how I am feeling atm. That being said, I was really hoping to loosen my gf up and then finally break the lesbian bed death.

It is my own fault for not having an relevant image prepped and waiting. That being said. Mine IS relevant, while yours is sort of generic and would have worked for any edition of the thread.

>>7940892
tfw when I still have fond memories of Strawberry Panic from my early days. (no matter how cringy)
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>>7940916
>would have worked for any edition of the thread
I set the edition of the thread so I don't really care to post twice about it.
>break the lesbian bed death
I can definitely help ya'll with that...
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I'm such a fucking faggot. Waiting for my gf to text me cause she's been sick and I know she's probably asleep, and every time my phone buzzes I scramble for it. It's never her.
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Straight guys are so fixated on female promiscuity and how disgusted they are by it. They all seem to want an inexperienced virgin. Do any of you girls want to date an inexperienced virgin that badly?
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>>7940956
I would rather an awkward virgin than a whore that has touched a cock before desu.
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>>7940930
If you set the edition does that mean you claimed first on your own OP thread?

Also
>I can definitely help ya'll with that...

How so!?
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>>7940956
I think virgins are qts. It's a good chance to teach them some positive habits like how to eat pussy the way I like. A blank slate is a beautiful thing, anon.

>>7940916
>Strawberry Panic
My first yuri anime. The show that started dozens of sex dreams.
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>>7941069
>My first yuri anime. The show that started dozens of sex dreams.
Right? So juvenile in retrospect but at the time....Shizuma

Why you do this to me. So much extra laundry.
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>>7940956
I don't need a girl to be a virgin, but that being said, it'd be nice if she hasn't fucked guys before. Or if she did but she for sure didn't like it and it made her realize she's gay, then maybe? I'd be apprehensive still but, I'm not a girl with the highest standards.
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Half of the electronics that keep the food warm burned out yesterday afternoon
Right before my shift started
Right before
Right Fucking Before
Spent all night making food to order and generally keeping McBurger from delving into chaos
Head Bossman bailed me out just under an hour ago, and now I'm free to collapse into bed and worry about if it'll be fixed before my shift tonight.

Kill me please, its the only way I'll get any sleep
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>>Gf and I broke up yesterday and still live together until I can move
>>We've stopped having sex because she doesn't want to anymore, which killed our intimacy
>>She's been interested in other people for awhile
>>I've known it was over for awhile and I was slowly getting over it while waiting for the actual break up
>>We decided to just be friends
>>Getting messages from other girls on fb asking me to hangout when we changed relationships status
>>Some girls are her shitty "friends"
>>I just want a qt who loves me again..
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>>7941218
This is super shit I am sorry! :(
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>>7941218
I'd give you a hug, but I'm too sore to move out of bed
so I'll flail my arms in a vague direction and call it good enough
breakups suck, but you at least got off clean
try to break my record of nogf/nosex for 5-ish years
>jokes aside, I'm sorry you're now gf-less
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Vvs23x__Q
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>>7941227
>>7941230
Thanks.. I'll get over it.
>>try to break my record of nogf/nosex for 5-ish years
Try having a gf who hadn't touched you in 3 out of the 5 years you've been together. My self esteem went to shit fast.. Which sucked even more because everyone tells me I'm attractive, but you really don't feel it if your own partner wont have sex with you..
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>>7941301
we can still dream of that island austrianon will never buy
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>>7941218
sorry to hear that :(
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>>7940956
Virgin. I'm virgin, and I will only take a virgin. So, I'll probably end up dying virgin eventually. But yeah.
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>>7940956
Honestly, yeah, I want a virgin.
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I've gotten into this rhytm:
Eat very small breakfast and go to running
Work/School
Then go to gym
>I'm still missing my ex
>I want a new one
>So I'm going to be stunning to get one
God I miss her ;_;
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>>7941514
Good luck, Anon.

Keep going, lesbro. We love you.
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>tfw no qt arabfu gf
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>>7941528
Of course!
>I'll post my abs when I get them
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>>7941533
>that picture
kek
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>>7940956
I don't particularly want to date a virgin, but she has to be a goldstar.
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>>7940825
>St. Patts day

Now I realize why that guy at the bar yesterday wore one of these "I'm Irish" shirts.
In other news, one of the grills there confused me for a model and I got laid that night.
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>>7940956
I don't see what all this fuss about vrigins is about.
I'd rather have someone who knows what she's doing (but still lesbian)
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>tfw moving into an apartment with four lesbians
>well, three lesbians and a butch straight girl who we all forget is not gay
So will we be having orgies everyday, or is that just a three times a week thing?
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>>7941915
>confused for a model and got laid
I envy everything about your life anon
Tell me your secrets
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>>7941919
My thoughts exactly.

>>7941967
I honestly have no idea why she thought I was some well-known model. She just came up to me all enthusiastically and believed she had seen me on some TV show.
I actually did model for a while, and the one thing that stuck out to me was how models usually dress pretty modest outside of their job; think monochrome basics. Pair that with a borderline weird hairstyle and people will probably believe you're in that business.
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>>7941034
Yeah I do that to prevent trolls from doing so. I'm territorial.
>How so?!
Oh don't make me blush!

>>7941218
I remember you. Sorry it deteriorated to that point but love will find you eventually. We're all gonna make it.

>>7941915
Did you correct her or did you just go with it?
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>>7941944
I hope your apartment is on our lesbian island
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Lesgen send help, I feel like I'm ovulating endlessly
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>>7942262
so you're saying your horny and need us to post more Elsanna pics?
can do!
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>>7942278
You are so mean, anon.
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>>7942262
Take birth control.
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>>7942371
But I don't want to get breast/ovarian cancer in my 50s.
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>>7942340
what? there's nothing wrong with our favorite incest pairing
well, favorite apart from Austrianon and her shenanigans
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>>7942394
That's just the right level of lewd.
our favorite incest pairings' favorite incest pairing is super cute
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>>7942403
agreed, sorry to the ovulating anon, but I haven't had a girlfriend to do this to in like half a year and have to seize the chance to tease when it comes up
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>>7942432
It's fine, I'm a slut for teasing.
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How do you girls not find this insanely attractive?
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>>7942451
wanna hear about the time I tied my ex down to get bed and teased her for an hour and some change because she wouldn't admit that Ezri Dax is cuter than Major Kira?
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>>7942468
Y-yes please.
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>>7942467
>fat and hairy
>attractive
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>>7942467
I'm bi, get less hairy and more /fit/ and then we can talk.
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>>7942508
>more /fit/
Lol you really are a ciswomen.

Im a faggot tho. Cis women have shit standards. I look like a beast lol but because im not """toned""" i dont look like i lift according to bi women (attention whores)

>>7942499
Why do women have such shit taste?
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>>7942467
Why are men are so hairy? It's so gross.
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>>7942519
>Why do women who are sexually attractive to other women have shit taste in men

Are you lost, anon. Do you not know where you are at?
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>>7942519
Guys are depressingly gross.
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>>7942520
Idk why bulldykes so fat and ugly?

>>7942534
Im just trying to give you girls a taste of the epitomy of masculinity.
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>>7942262
The cure is to get a vagina in your mouth.

>>7942534
Please don't entertain it.

>>7942508
But I do find this one funny because bishits are usually fat and nasty.
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>>7942544
>the cure is to get a vagina in your mouth
Well I'm not that flexible sadly.
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Damn men are hot

Look at this real man
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>>7942550
I could certainly lend you mine. Better act fast tho. Hitting up aunt Flo this week.
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>>7942562
That would be wonderful anon.
>tfw don't even know what other girls taste like
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>>7942519
>Im a faggot tho.
Shit tier orientation. Get more bi.

>>7942544
>But I do find this one funny because bishits are usually fat and nasty.
You want to talk stereotypes?
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>>7942577
> get more bi

Why would anyone find a woman attractive? Bleh!
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Remember, ladies.
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>>7942582
>enjoying only half of life
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Ignore males, post siscest
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>>7942598
>blatantly flirting with me
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>>7942475
that's about all there is to it.
lots of tongue right around but not really touching vagina
lots of kissing on boobs and neck and things and nibbles on ears with small little "oh anon" moans along with a knee that was close enough for her to feel but with no pressure on her at all while grinding on her leg
oh I did this thing where I set a timer and asked which one was cuter, and if she said the right answer I'd let her orgasm, and if not then she had to wait twice as long as she just did for her next chance to answer correctly
the last little segment ended up being 32 minutes long and I got maybe 15 minutes into the hour and 4 minute long segment before I just let her orgasm for the heck of it.
probably a highlight for my teasing career honestly.
I just wish someone would do this stuff to me ;-;

... Breakfast is ready everyone! enjoy! sorry it's been a while, I went out of town for spring break and didn't cook a damn thing while I was gone.
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>>7942577
Yeah here's one: bishits never know when to fuck off and leave gays alone.

Hence you, male or female, are a bishit that can not leave us alone. Enjoy your stds and we'll enjoy our lives free of you, thanks.

>>7942575
>tfw no pussy tasting festival
We need this more than wine or beer festivals.
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>>7942606
>not flirting with everyone

>>7942611
>leave gays alone.
But I'm one of you, until I start dating a boy!
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>>7942610
That sounds super cute, I wish a had a qt gf to tease me endlessly.

>>7942611
>can't become a connoisseur of different pussy flavors
Why live
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>>7942610
Oh pancake. When are you gonna make those obnoxiously fluffy pancakes polarized by the Japanese monsters?
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Survey time!
1. Butch, femme or something else
2. Favorite underwear brand(Calvin Klein, Victoria's secret etc)
3. Should lesbian slavery be legal and a regulated industry in our own island?
4. Should men and trannies be exterminated or enslaved in the name of the greater good?
5. I'm going on a date soon so wish me luck!
>tfw on a date with a med school qt
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>>7942700
1. Femme
2. Palmers I guess
3. Totally
4. Of course
5. Good luck anon! Blow her away
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>>7942700
whatever "flannel, skinny jeans, and converse" makes me
victoria secret for bras, no particular favorite for panties
it should be a highly regulated industry with only willing participants. I'll get the legislation ready
I think ignored is the better solution
good luck! I hope it ends well!

>>7942636
>That sounds super cute, I wish a had a qt gf to tease me endlessly.
yea me too, but thats ok, maybe one day I'll have another qt to make breakfast for and tease

>>7942644
I've never heard of these things? link? recipe? picture? nudes?
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>>7942729
>flannel
Why is flannel so absurdly gay
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>>7942736
It looks so good on girls. I don't know what it is but it draws the eyes. Over time lesbians have learned this, harvested it's energy. It gay because gay women like women in flannel. And skirts, and those flowy blouses, pantsuits, short shorts, and just anything really. Women are just so satisfying to witness.

>>7942729
Pic related
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>>7942736
>Why is flannel so absurdly comfortable
Fixed that for ya
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>>7942759
I'm not a breakfast person but darn that looks good.
Also I suppose I should buy flannel.
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>>7942759
Holy shit, those pancakes look delicious. How many calories per pancake? They would totally fuck up my macros for the day. However, they would make a great cheat meal.
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>>7942736
idk, but I love it and how the shirt I'm wearing now just barely covers my ass
perfect tease material

>>7942759
jesus ok, I'm not sure I have a pan that could sustain such a monster
honestly I thought they were like donuts more than anything.
I eat a lot of pancakes anon but I think I may have finally met my match.
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I was at a sauna with friends today.
MFW the whole time basically
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>tfw stopped taking the pill
>used to have little to no sexual urges
>been horny for 3 days now
>still virgin and wouldnt want to have sex unless it's with someone i love and trust
I just want a bigger dyke to take advantage of me already. I will only pretend to resist.
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>>7942802
That's exactly why masturbation exists, so hopeless romantics don't throw themselves at the first girl they meet.
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>>7942780
If you absolutely have to give us pictures of shit at least give us good shit.
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>>7942759
Speaking of which, what do you gals wear?
I always wear cute lacy/ruffly things in soft colors or white. Even though I'm technically wearing muh smiling clouds pj atm.
I'm a sucker for feminine women though, or those in darker alt styles.
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>>7942809
Thank god for that indeed.
I'm running out of fap material, never had to really search for some before, feels weird man
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>>7942700
Femme mostly, but I wear flannel too...
Still wearing whatever my parent buy lol, but now I have a gf to do that.
Yes
No!
Good luck!

>>7942780
>still fat and hairy
Seconding >>7942813
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>>7942829
I wear either close-cut business wear, strict and not very sexy, if I'm at work, or pyjamas/flabby top at home looking like a hobo. No in between.
And nothing super sexy really.

>>7942837
I'd recommend you all my smut Elsanna fanfics but I think not everyone is as obsessed with it as I am.
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>>7942813
Most of the women are actually quite beautiful. As long as they're not too fat. Even some fat women are cute.

On the other hand, only few percent of men are actually quite handsome. And I'm talking about being actually classy and a gentleman in a good way. Most men are fat or just stupid and they're not going to get better as they age. Meanwhile women have brains.

Also so many men treat women like trash and there's a reason why straight women get so few orgasms.
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>>7942700
1. Femme!
2. Maybe Peach John? I like cute stuff
3. Eeeeh...
4. Heh.
5. Good luck
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>>7942829
I'm always going for the feminine business casual.
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>>7942700
1. I like both, but prefer butch when I can
2. calvin
>its cheap
3. only if its voluntary, strict laws on abuse
4. tau scum
>greater good
5. good luck, try not to sperg out
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>>7942829
>what do you gals wear?
At work: I have to wear scrubs.
When I'm not at work: skinny jeans, tight-fitting plain color v-necks.
At home: comfy sweatpants and loose t-shirts.

I'm a pleb with a horrible sense of fashion.
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my bad im on a lot of drugs and thought i was in mascgen


im not ugly you all just have bad taste. Im sorry omgomgomgomgomg too much adderall im delirious and havent ate in two days OMG
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>>7942908
>I'm a pleb with a horrible sense of fashion.
sometimes I feel like I just fell into my closet, dusted myself off and said
>yeah, that's good
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>>7942700
1. Something in between. I think of myself as femme but have short hair and dress pretty casual.
2. I don't have a favorite brand, but I have some really comfy and cute undies from Marks and Spencers
3. Yes, I guess
4. Enslaved, I guess
5. Bon chance
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>>7942896
>girls
>beta
lolwhat

>No they dont they just follow whatever their jewish daddy tells them to do.
Go away /pol/.
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>>7943051
I WAS IN THE WRONG GENERAL I THOUGHT IT WAS THAT FAGGOT FEMINIST MASCGENNER OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMGOMG
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>>7942911
It's alright dude. Be more careful from now on. Take care alright?
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Serious question but why are lesbians attracted to butch girls that look like guys?
I only ever liked femme and I just don't get it. Why not date a guy then?
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>>7943068
Reply there then...
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>>7943105
I'm a fellow femme lover but I'm guessing because guys have penises.
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>>7943105
Anon, have you forgotten the basic differences in anatomy between a female and male?
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>>7943105
I'm not a fan of girls who look like guys but girls like this are perfect
excuse me while I swoon over this pic for the thousandth time
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>>7943105
I can't speak for seriously butch looking girls, but most girls look like girls no matter what.
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Post voices!
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>>7943428
Nope, the last time I posted my voice an anon made fun of me and I've always been self conscious about how my voice sounds.
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>>7942700
1. lawfully butch
2. whatever's available
3. no
4. yes!
5. good luck!
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>>7943105
>butch women are basically men meme
enough of this
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>>7942700
1. I dunno, something between femme and butch
2. Tommy Hilfiger
3. I'm too much of a bleeding heart to support that
4. see 3*
5. How'd the date go?
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Polyanon here. I'm taking my girls for a fine dinner and then I'm going to show them both who is their owner and mommy.
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>>7942026
Corrected her. I want to be able to say that it was my own vagina's power that attracted her, not her thinking I'm some other grill she probably wants to fuck.
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>>7942700
1. Femme af.
2. Calvin Klein
3. Legal and unregulated
4. Yes
5. Good luck anon!
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>>7943586
where do I meet a girl who will do this but without the other girl there to make me insanely jealous?
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How do you deal with straight girl crushes? I really, really like this one girl but she's straight, and knowing we probably won't see each other after graduating school is depressing me. At the very least, I wish I could just text her to hang out, but unfortunately I'm too shy and we're not close enough friends
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>>7943781
You find a single gay girl to have a crush on. Simple as that.
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>>7943781
I just keep reminding myself she's straight, I've got no chance, she's s t r a i g h t, she likes dick.
I've got the opposite problem really, I crush on girls the instant I find out they're gay.
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>>7943841
>I crush on girls the instant I find out they're gay.
I have that same problem. Once I find out that they are gay, I start acting nervously and awkward around them making me seem as if I have autismo.
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What do I do?

I matched with a girl 4 days ago, and her message was about adding her on snapchat or whatever, I don't use snapchat really, and I meant to reply but I got busy and never got around to it. I read her full message a few minutes ago, and she complimented me at the end of her first text and I felt bad for not saying anything to her. I want to say thanks, but I feel uncomfortable snapchatting people, and I barely know how to use the app in the first place
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>>7943455
Aw I'm sorry that happened.
I feel kinda confident about mine but I'm affraid being the only one posting it?
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>>7943724
Seconding.
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>>7943971
Same anon here, I think I might message her back soon even though I'm a few days late. I get worked up about stuff way too easily
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>>7943971
>>7943994
Just chill, anon.
Be honest with her. Tell her you don't use the app and suggest that you would like to keep the conversation going on whatever site/app you are currently using. As far as you messaging back a few days late, I don't think it really matters. She will probably just be happy that you messaged her back.
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>>7942844
>>7942813
Fuck off bishit

>>7943093
Can't you do one thing right? Ignore that piece of dogshit? He's obviously lying because there's like 50 contradictions and he has done this before.
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am I still gold star if I had crushes on guys (never kissed or been physical with any though) when I still thought I was straight
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>>7944076
>and he has done this before.
I think that was someone different. This guy did leave and even deleted his post.
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>>7944035
Thank you so much. I'll go do that.
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>>7942700
1 Femme
2 La Senza
3 I don't really see the benefit.
4 I thought we were moving to a lesbian island why do we care?
5 Be natural, don't try to act smarter than you are.

>>7941989
>>7941967
Interesting. That being said i always found it weird that people throw themselves at celebs or models. (just based on the fact that they are celebs or models not even talking about the money)

>>7941944
Good times!

>>7941512
I am not so much into the virgin thing. I have popped a girls cherry before. (She told her parents she was dating a dude to avoid coming out, the relationship didn't last long enough for hijinks around me meeting the parents thankfully)

I was at a Uni frosh event (I wasn't a frosh) with one of my ex's and her friends just hanging out. Then literally across the beer tent I spotted her.Cute lanky little nerd girl with a batman T shirt, modest skirt and glasses. This really awkward dude (who later said he has aspergers) was all up in her grill. Rescued her and saw the concert that night with her. We started dating.

The initial sex was less fun and had to take things a lot slower, but afterwards it was like I owned her. She was like a little puppy, and looked at me a totally different way. Almost obsessive. She became totally sex crazed. She wanted to experiment all the time, and would go down on me EVERY time we hung out at my place.

The next thing I did was totally awful, but I didn't see any other way around it. She was really mentally ill and didn't want to get help/fix things herself and it was starting to drag my life down too. I knew I had to cut things off so I acted really dis interested (I wasn't) for a couple weeks until she finally brought it up.

I told her I didn't find her attractive any more (Total fabrication, but it was what she needed to hear to let me go.) Acted like a jerk. She broke up with me.

Since then she came out as bi, and has been with so many people now. She also came out of her shell and is doing great.
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>>7944077
No. You didn't "think you were straight", you were and are a bishit.
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>>7944104
Sorry not really sure why I got into story time there. Guess it just triggered me. Don't really meet or talk about virgins these days :P

>>7943137
How did I miss this? *Hinnng*

>>7943428
Might actually do this later. Not going first though.
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>>7944082
The name fag? Yes. He has been here before numerous times and he stayed here and it's why love live words are in the filters.

>>7944077
You're still a bishit. You may have kept yourself with women only but you're still way below a real goldstar lesbian on the totem pole. And you need to leave.
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>>7943428
I'm not sure about posting my voice, but here's my face. Hmm, any other anons want to post their faces too? I'll give out personalized compliments haha
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>>7944156
>posting faces on 4chan
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>>7944156
You kinda look like a teen boy haha! You would likely look better without the censor but yeah.

Sorry had to say it.
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>>7944146
>and it's why love live words are in the filters.
Why which words?
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>>7944201
you poor, naive, normie newfag. Let me handle the security around these parts.
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>>7944191
No worries, I get told that a lot! I think it's a combination of my hair and face shape because people think I'm a 12 year old boy unless I'm wearing makeup.
True, but I don't feel comfortable posting my uncensored face online
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>>7944232
>naive
Wow, I use that word sometimes. Not sure if I'm used it in lesgen.

>tfw you have have accidentally been filtered
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I just spent hours trying to draw my crush entirely from memory.

Am I autistic?
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>>7944373
Yes, but in a cute way.
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>>7944373
Keep going! I'm going to do one of my gf tonight I think. Maybe water color or I might break out the digital again. Who knows.

Always glad to see a fellow artist here! :D
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>>7944403
>but in a cute way
would it be a retarded move to simply send her this and tell her I did it because I think she's cute?

>>7944408
>Always glad to see a fellow artist here!
Are you the anon who drew those two girls kissing? Either way, awesome to hear. Please post your work if you get to do it.
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>>7944481
Do not send it.
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>>7944481
Yeah that is me actually! I will post it when I finish it!
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I've been so socially isolated that I haven't met a girl to have a crush on in like two years. Everyday is so mundane.

>>7944373
Nice drawing, anon!
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>>7944582
do it fgt
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I'm going to treat you so badly you'll develop Stockholm's syndrome and then you're mine for good.
>who wants to volunteer?
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>>7944156
you're cute, I like your hair
here's me (Yes I'm fat I"m working on losing weight)
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>>7944817
Are you as SJW as you look?
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>>7944850
kek.
I was going to ask her that.
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>>7944817
Thanks! Good for you for working on losing weight, keep it up anon, you can do it
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>>7942700
>Femme.
I call myself that but I'm kind of all over the place. I wear guys clothes in public and private sometimes. Baggy shorts, loose jeans, tight t-shirts. Or I'll wear skirts and V-neck tops with makeup. Just whatever I feel like. No flannel though. I think that's an American thing.

Bonds for everyday, maybe something else for fancy but I have no brand commitment.

Yes, but regulated to something more like indentured servitude with laws covering treatment of servants. I also think age of consent laws could be overlooked now and then.

Neither, just banned from the island and surrounding waters. Intruders can be dealt with according to Supreme Dictator-for-Life Austrianon.

Good luck! If you're already back then I hope you had a great time :D
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>>7944862
Glad it wasn't just me.
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>>7944850
>>7944862
lol no.
>>7944876
thank you :)
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>>7944968
>lol no.
Phew! Hope the question didn't offend you.
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>>7944992
haha nah
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I just got my own gorgeous Smart TV. I'm currently playing Okami. I'm fucking wet, lesgen.
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>>7945048
Damn, how big is it? You have a good taste in games, anon, I love Okami
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>>7945037
I actually like the style of glasses but won't get them myself because of the left-wing association.
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>>7945076
32 inches. It's a fairly decent size, and I've never had an HD TV of my own, let alone a Smart TV. And thank you! It's so beautiful, the art, the story, the hot babes. I cry at it many times bc I'm a big dumb sensitive gaylord.
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>>7945099
That sounds super fancy! Preach it anon, I feel like that towards Xenoblade too, except for the fact that it had horrible graphics. Aw, sensitive gaylords are the best gaylords
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>>7945081
oh I didn't even think of that.
I got new glasses recently (that pic is from the summer) but they're pretty similar desu because that style suits my face well I've been told
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how can I be less autistic and get hobbies and interests that aren't autistic?

everything I like seems to attracted guys and mtf almost 100%, I'm often the only cis woman in any discord/chat I join and I can't meet girls iRL. I want to get into something non-autist but nothing ever interests me besides solo projects or stuff like computers/tech/vidya and sometimes weeb shit
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>>7945418
Why can't you meet girls outside the internet? Are you trapped indoors or something?
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>>7940905
That could be just you...
Im a dike and ive been here forever.
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>>7940956
No.
Virgins can hurt you down there.
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>>7942809
Accurate.
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>>7945452
small town and too awkward for any sort of bar scene, the only stuff I do outside jobs is mtg events or cons/gaming events

I freelance for work but it's 90% from home, and the 10% I go out is mostly computer repair shit
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>>7945048
I have never played Okami (never had the console for it, but really loved the art and did a really crappy fan art for it once upon a time.)

Need to do more of that, and get an emulator for it someday.

>>7945418
Honestly, Art. Get into art/start making it. More women are into it than men by far, and artist meetup are usually 70% women.

>>7945457
I thought we made this no trips allowed?
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>>7945641
Are you sure you aren't mtf haha?
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>>7945642
o shit I posted like 10 seconds before you lmao

I do actually draw and write but there aren't any groups around me, I check meetup.com a LOT for any ;_; some months half the money I make is from either design or writing but there just aren't any groups I can find within 30ish miles of me for that
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>>7945642
Good luck with that
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>>7945649
yes, no dick confirmed! sometimes I feel like I'd fit in better if I was tho, or if I could somehow will myself to be attracted to guys. it sucks being how I am and it feels like I'm an outlier anywhere I go, I just want to fit in SOMEwhere. it's very lonely like this
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>>7945649
;)
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>>7942544
>But I do find this one funny because bishits are usually fat and nasty.
tfw the perfect 10/10 tall asian gamer girl I used to have a crush on was a bishit that only used me for lewd stuff

oh well, couldn't be too perfect
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>>7945682
>it's very lonely like this
imagine how actual tranners feel.
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>>7945662
>half the money I make is from either design or writing
Holy shit! teach me your ways. I am a designer, but I'm on salary so I don't think that counts. (especially because my salary is shit.)

I would love to do it freelance or something. Or even writing copy/micro copy.
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Which Girl Scout cookie is your favorite, anons?
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>>7945800
Thin mints are top tier
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>>7945766
it's mostly getting stuff seen by the right people, being "good enough" in a shit ton of areas so they only have to hire one person, and being willing to work on tedious jobs or weird shit

a local place actually had me make them a design for a website but they only accepted because I was also able to get it live. I'm not great at scripts or web shit but I'm passable and can make something secure, that's "good enough" on top of the general design.

you have to make yourself look like a better investment than an actual agency or something, either by being cheap as fuck or being able to cover more bases
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>>7945800
Peanut butter sandwich master race.
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>when she sends you a pic of the pucci and you're still distracted by it days later
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>>7945874
More like, when you hear her moan and you replay the sound in your head like a damn recording.
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>>7945831
I just ate an entire sleeve of thin mints. I'm already regretting it.
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>>7945891
No don't get me started on her sounds! A girl's gasping moans are my ultimate weakness. Just thinking about it will send me into a week-long masturbation marathon.
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>>7945907
How can you stomach all that chocolate, anon?
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>>7945907
You gotta savour them, anon. Take it slowly.
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>>7945935
Oh, that's nothing. I can pack down 10 to 12 ounces of chocolate fairly easily. It's part me being a fat fuck, part me having a chocolate addiction, part borderline food PTSD.
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elsannafag how do you feel about AFA being absolutely dead?
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>>7945916
>Just thinking about it will send me into a week-long masturbation marathon.
Slut.
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>>7945975
>slut shaming
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>>7945955
Got to be careful with all that sweet chocolate. You don't want to catch the diabeetus.
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>>7945993
If I don't change my diet, I'll be prediabetic in a couple of years. I have so many health issues currently, though, I can't be assed to care.
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I'm a 58-year-old man, and thought it was high time to start the HRT. What am I in for?
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>>7945800
tagalongs
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>>7946017
Oh, bby. Please do change you eating habits. You don't want to end up like those fatties in "My 600-lb Life"
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>>7946119
Dear God
is t-that diaper rash or what?
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>>7945975
As long as it's with and for women, there is only purity.
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I want to get off to tribbing. Anyone have good actually sexy recs? Bonus if panties are still on.
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>>7946071
honhood
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>>7946017
I eat a big bag of jolly ranchers each week. Still 132 lb 5' 10 Partially visible abs haha.
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>>7946136
mfw transbian will never experience this purity :'(
sorry ill get out of your thread.
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>>7946162
You too will catch the diabeetus, even if you are thin.
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Surveyanon here! Just wanted to tell you that my date went well and I guess that we're going on a second one pretty soon.
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>>7946219
Go you! Do you have the plan for the 2nd one??
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>>7946219
That's great, anon! I hope you kissed her goodnight.
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could you girls please not bully me...
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>>7946227
Not yet! I have too many lectures and too little spare time. Hopefully next weekend suits us both.
>>7946245
I did! It was a good kiss and I'm still shaking from it
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>>7946322
Not using a trip is a good way to help reduce the bully.
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>>7946366
>I did! It was a good kiss and I'm still shaking from it
Cute. I'm happy for you!
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evening lesgen anyone up late
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>>7946569
Did you stuff your bra up with something? It looks like you did.
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>>7946569
You ain't got to lie to kick it.
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reading through old skype messages when i was 15-16 and lol @ the amount of denial i was in about gay crushes

>literally stalked this girl around school so i could be around her
>saved all her pics, looked at them several times a day
>got super nervous around her
>got jealous when she would hug other girls
>heart rate sped up when she looked at me

"oh i just want to be her friend haha im straight tho"

im so stupid
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>>7946594
not wearing a bra, brah

>>7946624
good cause im not lol
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>>7946569
Hi
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>>7946657
Anon, pls. This is getting too lewd.
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>>7946657
On a scale from 1-10, how drunk are you right now?
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>>7946659
hi

>>7946663
you can have this one

i flirted with two girls today and now im restless lesgen i cant bring myself to send any of these
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>>7946657
Join a gym
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>>7946656
>highschooler is stupid in high school.

Try not to beat yourself up for shit like that.
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>>7946657
Those sausage fingers...

>i flirted with two girls today and now im restless lesgen i cant bring myself to send any of these

Good don't.
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>>7946675
just baked and bored

>>7946685
k
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>>7946792
High school kids are possibly the dumbest specimens on the planet. But I do have fond memories of the anon who worked with a girl who was a senior in school. She asked her out and while dating realized the girl was a senior in high school instead of college like she thought.
>tfw not a mature teen girl having sex with older women

>>7946795
I don't want to be rude but I am a stickler for aesthetics. Thicc fingers need not apply.
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>>7946679
You have nice boobs.

>tfw B cup
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>>7946902
dont worry, we all got our preferences

>>7946916
thanks bb
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>>7940817
>Lisps
Still never met a girl with a lisp before. Any chance you have a video or something of one?

>>7942611
>Complains about bi women being lose and STD ridden....
>Wants to have a pussy eating festival in the same post.
>Doesn't see the irony.

Comon anon your better than this.

>>7946119
WHY did you post this >_>

>>7946929
>>7946916
Fellow flat chester. Thank god there is hope. I have a girl already so I am safe but it does always feel bad. My mom said she got a late growth spurt in her late 20's so I am still holding out to get a C cup!

I want to believe!
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>>7947133
if it makes you feel better, as a D cup im constantly jealous of flatchesters and tend to be more attracted to smaller breasts. something about that lack of back pain and sports bras...
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>>7947133
>WHY did you post this
Trying to scare anon out of her bad eating habits.
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>>7946119
Goddammit I was sending my gf naughty texts about buttplugs and then I had to see this and now it's just all ruined.
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>>7947181
Different anon, but thanks. Much needed after my depression eating the past 2 days. Not a fat fuck but still, been feeling like shit and I needed the laugh/scare.
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>>7947220
It's going to be alright, m8.
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>>7947144
My gf is DD and she tells me much the same. Also Everyone should still wear a sports bra when running to prevent sagging as we get older.

I think it is a band size thing too. I am a 32 (Somewhere between A and B. Too full for an A too flat for a B) so maybe if I had a bigger band size it would make what I have seem like more than it is?

I just get jealous of girls wearing certain dresses that I don't have the chest to pull off.

All said and done I do agree with you that I like the low maintenance! I think if I pull off the full B/C it is the perfect in-between area.

I even though about a boob job once, but I still feel I would rather be natural. They just feel better. (You would be raving crazy to risk loss of nipple sensitivity too! )
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Actually, that got me thinking.

What is /clg/'s stance on boob jobs?
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>>7947263
Plastic boobs are not attractive.
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>>7947263
My ex told me that they feel different, but still good, good in a different way, because apparently she was groping girls with boob jobs or something.
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>>7947260
i almost always wear a sports bra just for that extra support. i've thought about top surgery before, just because of the convenience, but would probably settle for breast reduction to a more manageable size desu.

none of my girlfriends have ever had a problem with them, but none of them have been in love with them either.

embrace your small boobs, you can always stuff! i just get anons like this shmuck >>7946594
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>>7947263
if they look natural more power to you. cant stand the really obvious ones though, they look physically uncomfortable.
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>>7945970
A lot of fics I love and follow are absolutely dead. It's a shame but what can you do.
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>>7946656
I joined the school's swimming team to be close to by crush and nearly drowned because I couldn't swim for shit, got exhausted in the first hour of training, cramped, and had be pulled out by the teacher.
>that girl you just nearly drowned for? You sure wanna be her friend hard, I wonder why that is
God 14 year old me was retarded
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What is your thought on small boobs? 85B here.
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>>7947372
Small boobs is life. Maybe I'm deep in denial but I don't think 85B is that small even. Like, good handful. Fun to play with.
t. 80B
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>>7947372
hmm, better let me examine them thoroughly
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>>7947378
L-like this?
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>>7947410
That's a really cute bra anon.
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>>7945800
thanks a-lots are the best, anyone who says otherwise just enjoys being wrong
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So apparently masturbation can prevent cervical cancer. Show of hands, how healthy are you girls?
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>>7947503
is twice a day too much?
I feel like its too much
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>>7947503
I've never been able to masturbate before. Every time I've tried it's painful and I can barely get my index finger in. I have an aversion to it now because I associate it with feelings of pain and disappointment, so when I'm horny I just kinda do nothing I guess
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>>7947556
What about clit stimulation?
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>>7947522
That depends. Is that orgasms or sessions?
Cause, like, two orgasms a day are totally okay. Two sessions á 3 orgasms are maybe kinda pushing it.
But you do you anon.

>>7947556
Uh, well yeah lots of people aren't all that into penetration, at least not without quite a bit of clitoral stimulation first. It's all about the sweet spot.
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>>7947503
It depends, once I went a month without it. I do it every week or so? Just whenever I feel like it
Lately I've been feeling weirdly more horny than usual so it's been three times this week
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>>7947567
I usually go for one per session
but my days off tho, I try for at least four
to steal a joke from my father
>if you keep that up, you'll go blind
>can't I just do it until I need glasses
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>>7947556
Same. i'm really tight and it just hurts/doesn't feel especially good? So I only do clit stimulation.
A-Am I boring?
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>>7947560
>>7947567
Clit stimulation does work better for me, but I've never orgasmed before. Yeah that's probably what I'm doing wrong. I tend to think of masturbation as being more fingering than anything, so I've never done it as much if that makes sense? I haven't tried in a while, so I'll do some clit stimulation when my periods over and see if it works. Thanks
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>>7947578
>>7947580
I really like how vastly different libidos can be. Some girls do it barely once a week and others daily, multiple times even (guilty as charged). It's just fun.

>>7947580
Back in school the nuns said that "girls who sully themselves will never find a husband". Even with 14 I couldn't see the downside.

>>7947587
I've heard a lot of girls have that problem. Vaginal stimulation seems like its "the right way" somehow when it's more of a plus and not the main event. Definitely keep trying anon. I'm crossing my fingers for you.
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>>7947556
>>7947581
you just gotta start small
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>>7947596
I'm not sure I want an antenna sticking out of my vagoo. I'd probably forget to masturbate and just flick the antenna back and forth while giggling like an idiot.
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>>7947608
great
now I've got that image in my head
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>>7947593
Yeah that's exactly how I've thought of it. I'm glad to know it's just a plus, and thanks, I'll post an update in a few days if I'm able to cum hahah
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>>7947625
I didn't think it's a hot image but oh well.

>>7947654
Best of luck anon, I'm sure you'll do great~
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would /clg/ consider dating a boy that looked like this?
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>>7947683
>boy
No
>>7947668
you'd be playing with it, hot enough
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>>7947683
what the fuck is wrong with you
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>>7947593
Yeah! I'm just affraid I won't be able to please my future girlfriend since I don't have a high sex drive. That and I'm really nervous when it comes down to real life action.
On the internet I talk about it, even posted pics (how lewd) once or twice,... But my legs starts shaking just by holding hands IRL.
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>>7947686
idk, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>7947685
what about a girl that looked like her?
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>>7947683
Kek
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>>7940817
HELLO CIS WOMYN

TRANSBIAN HERE

I want to fug you all with my glorious feminine BENIS
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>>7947687
That's pretty cute, but I'm the same. You will get over it eventually, just takes practice.
Just find someone with a similar libido and you'll be fine.
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>>7947717
>you trip as you attempt witty banter
>we're all laughing at you
>not with you
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>>7947712
>her
not
>me
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>>7947727
>Yfw the cis womyns are playing hard to get
>>
help im dumb

how do i prove that AC splits DE in half?
>>
So, girls, what are your fantasies? Or your ultimate fantasy?
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>>7947867
Hiiiiiii i luv u
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>>7947873
I want to love and be loved in return.
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>>7947873
I want an older,taller and intimidating woman to kidnap me.
She would not abuse me but she would tease me,toy with me and make me hers.
I would resist her,sass back,...and get punished for it (orgasm denial, spanking, tied up) but eventually I would grow to love her and she would love me tenderly forever
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>>7947898
What the fuck is this autistic fantasy?
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>>7947873
I like being tossed around
I like being picked up
>tfw no fit gf to throw me over her shoulder
>tfw no moving furniture out of the way to have a game of naked "you can't catch me"
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>>7947948
>repressed straight girl
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>>7947926
How is it autistic, anon?
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>>7947951
It sounds silly
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>>7947949
nah, repression is a vice I leave to Lutherans and Mormons
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>>7947951
Women don't kidnap.
That is something that men do.
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>>7947969
but that's why it's a fantasy, no?
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>>7947957
Does it? I...I just thought it was kinda hot
;_;

>>7947969
Off course, you're right, silly me!
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>>7947967
Nah you are straight
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>>7947990
well shit, that means my mother was right
may as well go shit out a coupla brats
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>>7945955
>10 to 12 ounces

And I thought I had a problem with my daily intake of 3.5 ounces.
>>
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only woman in the world who doesn't really like chocolate all that much.
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>>7948060
I don't really like it either
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>>7947890
Same.
When my gf asked me about my ultimate sex fantasy, I replied with "having sex with a woman I love".
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>>7948095
So, did your gf help you find that woman?
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>>7948060
I wish I didn't like it so much, I'm trying really hard to cut it down.
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>>7948106
My gf fulfilled that fantasy, silly Anon.
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>>7948070
Just feels weird. Like, I don't mind it but a lot of my friends describe themselves as "chocoholic" or something.

>>7948112
I know, I was just kidding and also being jealous. Pic related basically just happened and I'm kinda tense.
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>>7947873
My ultimate fantasy is to rape a cute girl into submission. Just standard stuff I guess.
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>>7948060
Chocolate is my only mean to fight a depressive mood.
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>>7948136
Uh, cute girls, vibrators, Disney movies?
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>>7948060
Yeah, same. I really wish I liked it.

I bought a small bag of chocolate eggs for $5, which is a fucking rip off, and after eating just 2 pieces I already feel sick.
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>>7948180
>tfw spend like 2 bucks on chocolate daily

I could buy so many healthy alternatives with that money.
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>>7947133
>Isn't aware that pussy is the cleanest and the possibility of getting an std comes exclusively from bishits
>emoticons
Fuck off you idiot
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>>7947410
yeah, exactly like that, but ill have to be more thorough.
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>>7948180
I think that's the reason why I don't like chocolate mostly, I feel full after eating two, three pieces.
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>>7948223
But anon...that would be lewd!
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>>7948354
if you were one of the anons into my pics from before i'm sure we can reach some sort of mutual agreement. ;)

if not, great boobs, good job anyway.
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>>7948580
Ah, no, it wasn't me!
But she's right, you have pretty breasts anon.
Just scared it would be seen as slooty to post such things
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>>7948580
And thanks!
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>>7948736
>>7948744
thanks ;3

discord, skype, etc? if not dont worry about it, gotta catch a train w/ no signal in a little bit anyway
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>>7947372
>85B
>85
What?
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>>7948888
She's using the metric system.
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>>7948189
honestly just curious, what's that done to your teeth? mine are so sensitive normally that the idea of eating chocolate on a daily basis is terrifying. ;__;
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>>7947898
Uh, same? except in mine shes this hot ass butch lesbian and we meet in a bar and she seduces me in some dimly lit hallway first but then its the same as yours.
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>>7948911
Into the trash it goes
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>>7948911
oh shit, that means she's got a cute accent too
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>>7948936
Nothing, my teeth have always been pretty healthy. Never had any problems concerning them.

>>7948996
London accents a best
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>>7949147
i'm glad to hear that! i hope they continue to be problem free for you.
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>>7948996
Sorry to disappoint I am french. I speak english almost fluently and you don't hear much of an accent.
;_;
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>>7948774
Ah, I hope you're having a nice travel then. Stay safe! I don't really have any of that and i'm super autistic when it comes to speaking off anon because muh shyness.
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Am I the only one who dislikes accents? I don't think I could date someone with a really bad accent.

British accents are okay tho.
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>>7949561
understandable accent is different from literally speaking another language but it's still english type accents
>>
Should i make a discord thing?
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>>7949961
That could be nice but only if the grils in it are being nice or at least decent with each other.
Decent as in not going "EW U BISHIT U SAID A GUY LOOKS GOOD/DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE LESBIAN SINCE BIRTH/... HAND YOUR LESBIAN BADGE NAO!"
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>>7947999
It's weird that that male poster claims you're straight when he wouldn't be able to lift 50lbs over his shoulder. Hope you find that fit grill (and share you greedy pos).

>>7950238
Bitter bishit detected
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>>7950319
Not even bi. Just that it's redundant to see that in every single thread. Just like the whole "yer a tranny1!1"
Why do we hate bi girls anyway?
>>
>>7950358
>>7950238
I was wondering the same
I certainly don't
t. a lesbian
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>>7950358
This.

also what this anon said.
>>7947133
>>7942611
>Complains about bi women being lose and STD ridden....
>Wants to have a pussy eating festival in the same post.
>Doesn't see the irony.

Comon anon your better than this.
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>>7950358
>Studies that have compared the levels of monogamy find that bisexuals are the least likely group to report monogamy in their relationships. Lesbians are the most like to report sexual fidelity, followed by heterosexuals, and then gay males, and last, bisexuals.
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/women-who-stray/201101/does-bisexual-infidelity-count

Then there are the plethora of horror stories to go along with it. Remember that goldstar who was only sleeping with her girlfriend who was a bisexual? Turns out that bisexual was sleeping around with men. And goldstar girl got gonorrhea in her throat because of it.

>>7950567
Guess who has the most stds?
>viral STD rates among bisexual-identifying women aged 15 to 44 years were almost three times higher than women who have sex with women exclusively.
https://www.stdcheck.com/blog/lgbt-std-statistics/
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>>7950594
I see what you mean now. But not all bi girls are gross or full of STDs? I know one who's in her twenties and never had real sex with a guy or even any actual relation with one out of the internet for example.
I just think we should stop being so hostile towards them (and they should protect themselves,anyone should, jesus). As lesbians we know what being frowned upon based on our sexuality is and it's just not cool.
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>>7950714
If they come to a LESBIAN general and bring up men/their attraction to men, they honestly deserve it IMO.

There's plenty of bi spaces for them where they can go instead.
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>>7950714
This is cis lesbian general. Implying you must be biological female as well as exclusively attracted to women. There is nothing here that says I need to be accommodating to bishits. If they want to feel welcome they can fuck off to their own threads. This is one place, one fucking place, that I don't have to tolerate their boyfriend problems. As a lesbian woman I know what it's like to be goaded into heterosexuality but refusing, I know what it's like to be called a queer and a dyke and I know what it's like to be threatened for my sexuality. Bishits at the most are "frowned upon". They by and large are in opposite-sex relationships because they can be goaded into heterosexuality and that's fine with them. I have nothing in common with them. It's bad enough I have to tolerate their bullshit about "sexual fluidity" (which undermines the very existence of being gay or straight, which is basically a big "fuck you" to the lesbian who already has to put up with bullshit that says lesbians don't exist - which is also a product of bishits who decided not to reveal their bisexuality and instead told the world they are "former lesbians") So no. Tumblr, le reddit, any-fucking-where-else but this thread. I do not need to treat them with anything more than they deserve.
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>>7950768
Perhaps. I see this as making our wold view more shallow though. (echo chamber style)

Also often times in these threads bi women don't even mention men and say they are dating their girlfriend etc but people still freak out.

>>7950714
I think I am just morally opposed to anyone categorically saying things about people.

You do you though. This is 4 chan. We won't change the world/people's minds here. That being said I have an opinion so I said it.
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Just saying hi.
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>>7951804
Thread's on the way out hun.
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>>7951946
Thank God I don't see this terribly unfunny meme anymore.
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Send help
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>>7950238
Welp i dont understand that. Im a gold star lesbian highest rank on the kinzy scale. And on the masculine side.
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Is Dr. Crusher the greatest milf of all time?
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>>7950775
jesus fuck thank you i'm so fucking sick of having our one fuckin safe space invaded for the sake of being "inclusive", like fuck you we had to make our own space because you wouldn't include us.

this isn't a fucking bi thread. leave us the fuck alone and make your own bi gen, or go invade a gen that actually tolerates you. we not only don't want bishits in our thread, WE DON'T LIKE THEM EITHER, BECAUSE THEY KEEP INVADING OUR FUCKINY GENERAL.
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>>7952667
im so mad i managed to turn a g into a y all alchemy-like, cool.
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Is this body too masculine? I need a general concensus, I want to aim for this as my goal body.
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>>7952760
No she's hot. shame about the hips though.
>>
va va voom!

>>7952809
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>>7952794
Not this person>>7952760 but tfw I have the column body type too. (little hips) at least I some how have an ass against all odds!
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