Cis LesGen

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First for lifting with your girl

>>7880602
Why do no other generals specifically exist only to exclude people?

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Yeah i fucking forgot it.

>>7880614
Because the patriarchy invented shemales as a way to reduce the female form into an idealised, harmful view that excludes BBQ of all shapes and sizes while imposing stereotypes from the 50s.

What shoud i do for my bday?
Im broke how do i entertain myself?

>>7880632
Feminists literally believe this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Transsexual_Empire:_The_Making_of_the_She-Male

>Raymond investigates the role of transsexualism in society – particularly psychological and surgical approaches to it – and argues that transsexualism reinforces traditional gender stereotypes. Raymond also writes about the ways in which the medical-psychiatric complex is medicalizing gender identity and the social and political context that has helped spawn transsexual treatment and surgery as normal and therapeutic medicine.

>Raymond maintains that transsexualism is based on the "patriarchal myths" of "male mothering," and "making of woman according to man's image." She claims this is done in order "to colonize feminist identification, culture, politics and sexuality," adding: "All transsexuals rape women's bodies by reducing the real female form to an artifact, appropriating this body for themselves .... Transsexuals merely cut off the most obvious means of invading women, so that they seem non-invasive."

>>7880633
sit in bed and imagine you're on a date and cry a lot alone in the darkness

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I'm so glad I was born a gay woman.

>>7880633
Be grateful for being born FAAB.

Do any of you just hold or caress your boob? I find it very relaxing and stress-relieving. My gf called me weird for doing it.

>>7880674
Whats a FAAB?

>>7880676
Try harder next time tranner.

>>7880701
google tells me
>free-agent acquisition budget?

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>it knows too much
>abort
>Abort

>>7880701
>What's a FAAB?
>What's AFAB?
The answer was in your question

>>7880832
oooh
you could have said
>not mentally ill
we'd have known what you meant

>>7880843
i didn't post that. just an innocent bystander trying to help out senpai

>>7880614
Because cis females want to have a place to talk without having to coddle insecure trannies like every other "intersectional" lgbt female place on the internet.

>>7880676
All the freaking time.

>>7880882
>>7880871
Blue board, nigger.

>>7880888
>not gay enough to not bring it up
please leave bislut

>>7880888
oh shit, not allowed?
I gotta read those rules one day

>>7880882
That's really cute, but also, gives new meaning to the term "thigh gap".

>>7880895
Hope nobody reported you before you deleted them ;)

>>7880875
Wew. I'm glad someone understands.

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>>7880602
Fucking Normies indeed. I would never risk a mac book on the edge of the tub, no matter how comfy it might seem.

>>7880609
The girl on the right is double jointed. (I am too) You can tell looking at her elbow.

Weight lifting is risky given that. Also holy shit, I couldn't lift those!

>>7880632
Based on what I have read on the rest of /lgbt/ there is no way that the patriarchy (or anyone) "invented" transpeople. Besides they are like 1% of the human population or less they will never usurp born women. We are safe.

>>7880633
Look for classes or a club outing/meetup.com and see about joining. It will get you out of the house, and nothing is better at breaking the ice with a qt like telling her it's your birthday! :D

>>7880890
>wanting a fellow lesbian to get banned
It's like, you're stupid or something.

>>7880602
Is this where all the uncool lesbians hang out?

>>7880968
It's where your mother hangs out.

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>clg

>>7880968
>>7881517
Fuck off tranner. You are a man. Kill yourself you FILTH!

I feel so alone.

>>7881706
Well, you can be alone with lesgen anon.

Happy Transwoman Day, clg!

>>7880895
Pls, post more porn. We won't tell.

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>>7880602
I love how clg suddenly got so much traffic, and trans les gen doesn't exist anymore
wew lad

>>7881797
the cis wasn't added to keep trannies out, you can't do that
it was added to dissuade them from posting tranny related issues

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>>7881821
fkn luld m8

you guys pretend to be cis all the time. just make a gen without trans stuff. stop pretending you children

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wat was your first crush lesgen ?

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>>7881995
you mean who we wanked off to first?

>>7881797
I personally can't stand talking with other trans people, It seems so toxic all the time, they at least calm down and stay more social in here

>>7882013
>more social
>>7881550
>>7880707
>>7880674
>>7880663
pretend to be something they're not. playing make believe. but if thats what you guys are in to. who am I to judge. /lgbt/ is /erp/ after all

>>7882024
>>7882013
Fuck off tranner.

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>>7882038
and it goes oooon and ooon and ooon it goes

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>>7881995
<<<<this
that sad feeling that i only got to play this because i steal it from my kindergarten college

i am not proud of myself but what was supposed to do i already now that my parents will not buy me one soo...

>>7882073
>literally wanting to fuck anime
I will just leave you alone now guys, I swear. Just do whatever

>tfw dumb and imature
>tfw gf is smart and mature
>tfw mom wishes i was my gf
how do i get smart

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>>7882111

>>7882047
>sees himself as the victim
Typical male mental gymnastics

>>7882111
How do I get your mom?

>>7882200
How does my mom get her gf?

>>7882200
I am thinking, you guys aren't fair to yourselves. ERPing as cis girls, hating on trannies, to evade your actual lives. You should get a grip

Last post now. I got provoked. Thanks to the guys that were honest enough to admit

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>>7881995
mine was Emily Haines and Feist (I still ship them)
HNNNGG

>>7882111
Read science based textbooks.

>>7880609
Show us your biceps, fitdoucheanon.

>>7882073
kindergarten classmate*

>tfw your crush is a weeaboo
>tfw she will never love you because you don't look or act like a stupid 2d Japanese cartoon.

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Where do you gals go to watch porn?

>>7882308
Pornhub.
Look up a vid called Had A Little Fun.
So fucking hot!

>>7882308
Don't really watch any desu

>>7882308
Holy shit kek, do they not like money? Pandering to women rather than men is extremely stupid for a porn site.

Anyway I just use sadpanda. I rarely watch animated hentai.

>>7882409
There's still lots of gay porn pandering towards men on the site.

>>7882409
>tfw hardly any cute yuri H-doujinshi lately

>>7880602
>Cis Lesgen
>those man feet
>those man legs

Quit fooling yourself "girls"

>>7882450
they're talking about porn rn
best thing ever

>>7882217
!!!!! finally someone to share my love with

>>7882426
Gay men, who are a minority, but whatever.

>>7882434
Yeah I know. I don't masturbate much to yuri anyway, those are for the heart.

>tfw I made it into recent news

Also local elections are coming and I'm going to vote for the "fuck the poor and social security"-party.

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>>7882665

>>7882683
I don't understand this. Russia has the largest muslim population in europe why is putin in this.

>>7880602
>tfw normie
>gf is a NEET
>shameful dispray in social circles
>awesome sex though
I guess I'm keeping her. Have I made the right choice by adopting an awkward NEET?

One girl turned out to be a guy, I guess. She wrote me some weird stuff that shouldn't take place in "let's meet and have sex" in my opinion, I said he's too obvious and no response since then.
The other has some strange writing style too, plus she's super initiative, may be guy in disguise, too. What's the point of pretending if we're going to meet irl? Follow me and attack? Because obviously I won't fuck with a guy. I don't get it.

>>7882703
Probably because Putin was in charge when the Russian army crushed the jihadi Islamist separatists in Chechnya.

And also because Putin is in charge now, while the Russian air force fucks up jihadi Islamist rebels in Syria.

>>7882719
Why guess, when you could just ask them for proof? Like a timestamped photo?

>tfw no latina gf
>I can never save my precious gf from Trump goons by marrying her

>>7882705
How is sex with a NEET good? Implying we're talking about a 4chan-tier autistic NEET here.

>>7882803
What's being NEET to do with sexual prowess?

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>tfw no redpilled gf

>>7882705
just call her a housewife
if she doesn't like being called it, tell her to get a job

>>7882850
Tbqh, I'd be happy to wife her if she'd have me.

>>7882731
Why would anyone bother to do that shit?

anyone else here bicurious but value their gold star status over trying sex with guys?

>>7882891
I would always do that before meeting irl. :|

Any gym stories?

My regular gym usually only has amusing fatties.

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>>7881995
is that the cute tomboy from hannah montana?
hhhnnnng

mine was probably pic related, but it took me a long time to realize it was a crush and not just admiration, like, a couple of years later.

>inb4 she's underage in there
so was I

>>7882518
you like them too?
They're my biggest ship

Christ, I'm crazy about her. I can't stop thinking about her. I'm infatuated.

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>>7883311
I love them. They're amazing. Just look at this cutie.

>>7883111
>but it took me a long time to realize it was a crush and not just admiration, like, a couple of years later.
Interesting how it can be hard to tell what's a sexual feeling and what isn't.

>>7883326
I was about 13, it was only at about 14 that I felt actual sexual attraction for another human being (a girl). Then one day at 15 or whatever I was listening to one of her songs and remembering how much I liked her and had a "ooooooohhhh, so that's what it was!" moment.

Because it wasn't just admiration, there was definitely more, but I couldn't understand, so I assumed it was all the same thing. I'd picture myself hugging her a lot as a sister or a close friend to justify my want for intimacy and closeness.

>>7882958
Mine has a shy butch that plays football. Everytime we hit the showers, she covers herself. It's cute.

>>7883356
I had a tough time separating who I wanted to be from who I wanted to date.

>>7883421
Yeah definitely. Same for me.

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>>7882217
I feel like arm-wrestles with your gf are such an iconic lesbian activity.

Report in if you have done it too. ps. I have, and typically win ;)

Also since no one else has said it so far. Happy Int Women's day qt'ies ! <3

What should I answer to messages like
>Hello, let's get acquainted
(not sure if translation is right)

Oh god anons.. I'm falling pretty hard for this girl, she's adorable and we spent all night together just cuddling and talking, and now I'm at work exhausted, but happy. I can't shake the fear of rejection/that it's all a big joke though

>>7883450
>Also since no one else has said it so far. Happy Int Women's day qt'ies ! <3
Wow, thanks.
I wanted to go to the meeting but was sleeping most or the day instead, what a shame.

>>7883421
I didn't have that problem; my dilemma is different. For years, falling in love didn't seem possible (not after a fucked up relationship). However, I am feeling something akin to love now. At least I think so. I thought everything before me was a wasteland, but...

Anyone feels like this?

>>7883450
>Also since no one else has said it so far. Happy Int Women's day qt'ies ! <3
It's socialist, and now identity politics, shit.

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>>7883421
>>7883439
are there women you'd both like to fuck and be? For me there are.

Yeah happy women's day. Hopefully we see the end of the inferior monsters.

>>7883515
I want to be the laid back, attractive, dominant, tall dark cutie. But I want to fuck the ultra feminine curvaceous, light haired beauty.

>>7883515
>having a difference between the two

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>>7883541
I'd like to fug a qt demure princess gf, doesn't mean I'd like to be one.

>>7883515
I always wanted to be and fuck Rory Gilmore.

>>7883562
What kind of girl would you like to be to fug her?

>>7883592
I aim to be the cool, collected, well-read, decently fit (but not a walking blob of muscle), reliable gf with comfortably chic wardrobe (see >>7883515
) but also loose tomboy style for those lax days.


There have been set-backs, but I'm working my way to it.

>tfw no bubble bath gf

>>7883531
>Hopefully we see the end of the inferior monsters.
???

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>tfw girl I asked out still hasn't responded

>>7883671
The filth that is y chromosomes. Duh.

>>7883713
How long has it been?

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>>7883730
International Women's Day is a day for all women everywhere.

>>7883730
One and a half weeks.

>>7883753
She's not interested

>>7883746
Yup. All women born with women's bodies.

>>7883820
Obviously, but we're good friends and she's usually quite responsive, so I'd at least like her to give me some kind of answer instead of avoiding talking to me.

>>7883746
>implying you don't make all other days about yourself too

>>7883450
see hence why I think they belong together.
They already act like cute girlfriends
>>7883321
god Feist is gorgeous, I'm a little jealous of Kevin Drew (and pissed she's probably straight)

>be on semester break, so free all day
>only been up for a couple hours
>already bored out of my mind and nothing to do

God is this horrible. I'm starting to think daydrinking is a valuable pastime.

>>7883918
It sure is.
Seriously though get some books.

>>7883880
Not our fault we're the peak of human perfection.

>>7883929
Got some here. I'll be undergoing a trip soon-ish though, and want to read on the way, so I don't want to blow through them before that.

>>7883985
Where do you get your ego?

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>>7880609
>Crossfit
Disgusting.


>Also holy shit, I couldn't lift those!

You probably could. You see, pussy crossfit plates are not the same are standard plates. Those plates are like 10 lbs each. I you look closely at the plate, you can see it. They are lifting like 40 lbs in total. I fucking wimp can lift that shit clean.

I fucking hate Crossfit!!!!!
AHHHHHH.
Bunch of casual weightlifting faggots.

>>7884004
From being pretty and better than you.

>>7884024
I was hoping to trigger one of ya

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>>7884004
At their local branches monthly TERF meetups I imagine. Some people have to chill.

>>7883630
That has been one of my big failings. I feel like my sense of style isn't defined enough. I really need to save up and put together an actual wardrobe.

So far I let my gf shop for most of my clothes since we started dating. Am I weird for liking just letting her do it ?

I really want my style to be reflective of who I am, it would be more important if I was still single but still.

>>7884024
>Also holy shit, I couldn't lift those!

I didn't notice the 10 hahah. I can lift my gf so I can definitely lift that then ><

>>7884002
That's why having an e-book read is so handy.

>>7883918
I've been playing video games pretty heavily since I pulled my dreamcast out of my dad's attic last month
>Resident Evil 3 mostly

>>7882803
>tfw she's awkward around everyone else but comfortable with you

NEET gf best gf

I want a girlfriend.

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>>7881995

Marty's mom :3

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>>7882073

>mfw had six female Gardevoir in Emerald all trained in different abilities including some to counter dark or whatever they were naturally weak to.

I spent a fuck ton of time in Route 102 and rejected god knows how many male ones.

>>7884957
Same.

>>7885010
>and rejected god knows how many male ones.
but anon this is one of the few times it doesn't make a difference!

i nicknamed mine after a girl i had a crush on.

>tfw you will never have a seiyuu idol gf
>tfw you will never ask her to voice act your favorite character of hers while fugging

>>7884087
Not a fan of e-readers.

>>7884134
Yeah, I wouldn't know how to survive this without vidya. Already cleared 3 games in my backlog and working on the next one now.
Also, the Dreamcast was great and deserves more love.

>>7884134
>Resident Evil 3
How can you even stomach it? Best resident evil game on the dreamcan't was Code Veronica, and while I'm the only one in the world who likes that one, I'm sure we can agree it's better than 3.

>>7884134

>tfw I pulled my Sega Saturn out of a 17 year storage and it was working like it was only unplugged the day prior.

It was like it was an old friend waiting for my return. Humming along as I put into Bug or Nights Into Dreams as if to say "Hey old pal, time to have some fun!"

>>7885630

Aww.
I fucking love you nerds.

can't wait for my all LGBT Dungeons and Dragons group tomorrow!

>>7885994
How many males/tranners?

>>7885345
Are you cute? Let's date. I have a vagina and everything.

>>7885994
>all LGBT Dungeons and Dragons
I'm jealous. I'm the only queerfag in my D&D group.

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>>7885376
> it doesn't make a difference!
but it does make a difference remember we have gender differences in sprites

>>7886020
>girl with long hair
>girl with really long hair
and i don't think garde has even that slight difference.

>>7880602
Get the laptop just a little closer to the edge. A little closer. Little closer.

>>7886032
>>'"""'"""'girl"''''''''' with long hair
>>girl with really long hair

FTFY

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>>7885989

I got emotional too. I had a bottle of wine in me and I figured fuck it, might as well see if it works expecting it not to. Then I turned it on. It came to life and the first thing it did was ask me to update the date, with 01/01/94 on default setting. I honestly felt bad, like it was waking from a coma.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS75I1QuWVg

The meds I'm on make my limbs hurt. I'm in so much pain. I've got a question, though.

How do you know if you're bisexual or a lesbian? I've identified as the former for awhile, but I'm starting to wonder if I'm full homo or not. Anyone here have their own experiences/thoughts to share?

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>>7885579
nostalgia goggles and Jill being second best girl
my favorite was 2, and Clair is obviously best girl and probobly my first crush
>Sherry Birkin was muh proxy as a kid

>>7886093
Who cares? Date whoever feels right at the time, fap to whatever turns you on, etc.

>>7886093
>I'm starting to wonder if I'm full homo or not
I have never understood how anyone can be confused about this.

Either both sexes turn you on, or only women turn you on.

There isn't a lot of room for interpretation here.

Can you now tell when you are turned on and when you are not?

>>7886184
I'm not turned on by men, but I'm not necessarily turned off by them either. I've never been able to be turned on enough to fit more than one finger. I've never had real sex with a man before. I get absolutely nothing out of pleasuring a male partner, but I can reach orgasm from what they do for me. I have no interest to initiate or reciprocate beyond what's expected.

I don't know. The fuck do I do with all of this information? If I was full homo, wouldn't I be unable to orgasm or put up with reciprocating or whatever?

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I know I'm late to the party but I spent time and effort to voluntarily do a boring test. May I cash in on original anon's promise?

>>7886184
I don't know, I'm kind of in a weird place where I'm not sexually attracted to men, but I would probably date one or have sex with one.

>>7886244
Gross

>>7886225
>>7886244
>I'm not turned on by men
>I get absolutely nothing out of pleasuring a male
>I have no interest to initiate or reciprocate
>I'm not sexually attracted to men
Sounds like you're a lesbian.

>I'm not necessarily turned off by them either
If they never turn you on then they can't exactly turn you back off again.
>I can reach orgasm from what they do for me
You could reach orgasm with the family dog if you wanted, it's purely physical.
>If I was full homo, wouldn't I be unable to orgasm or put up with reciprocating
As you put it, you are merely doing "what's expected", that doesn't mean you have an attraction to men. You made it quite clear you do not.
>I would probably date one or have sex with one
Okay, why?

>>7886253
I'm the "family dog" anon, the other anon was a different anon. Do lesbians appreciate men aesthetically? Like, "yeah, he's extremely attractive and hot, damn," but no actual desire for the man sexually?

i wish i could kiss a girl for the first time

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How do I stop being autismo in order to get a gf?

>tall
>/fit/
>career with good pay
>own apartment/car

Those are actually the only positive things in my life. I suck at making eye contact and keeping conversations going. Sometimes girls will go up to me and I panic. I start stuttering like an idiot, get embarrass, then just walk away.

I hate myself.

>>7886287
I mean, lesbians aren't retarded, they can tell a hot guy from an ugly guy just like a straight man can.

>>7886304
I've yet to meet a straight man that'll say that a man is attractive, so. Not the best example. Aw fuck. I'm a lesbian, aren't I? What the fuck am I gonna tell to my three-year boyfriend?

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>>7886314
You've been dating a guy for three years, never felt attracted to him and never saw a problem with this until now?

>>7886009

That anon probably turned red and is now fainted just by being asked out by a girl on the internet.

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>>7886244
>I'm not sexually attracted to men, but I would probably date one or have sex with one
This is driving me crazy...

Why the FUCK would you 'probably' do that if you feel NO sexual attraction to them?

>>7886330
I thought I was attracted to him! I thought how I felt was normal. He's very nice and very cute, and since he could give me orgasms, I figured that meant I was bisexual. I just... figured all women felt kind of ambivalent to doing things to their male partners. That it was kind of weird and boring but just something you... did. I always felt confused over how he got turned on by seeing, touching, or pleasuring my body.

>>7886366
Wait one minute, bitch.

You also said you never had 'real sex' with a man.

So that's three years of dating this guy, with no penis in vagina at any time, and he's still dating you?

This story smells like BULLSHIT

>>7886225
Idk man, I couldn't suck a dick without being triggered for life.
If you can, you're probably at least 5% bi.
And you can orgasm, which means you're probably at least a bit mentally turned on, at least not turned off by the idea.

Maybe you're like what tumblr says, "bisexual and homoromantic". Or a "kinsey 5" bisexual.

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>>7886393

>>7886228
Fine. Come here, you.

>tfw found the perfect way to attain a buffet of pussy
Lonely anons take note.

>>7886354
Not her but it's a lifestyle thing. Romance is fun, dates are fun, the things you do in a relationship are fun. If you find men off-putting romantically fine, but if you don't, you can enjoy those things regardless of sexual attraction.

>>7886424
>pretending to be attracted to a guy because dates are fun
Sounds like sociopath shit to me.

>>7886393
He's a very nice man. Who's very patient. And he loves me dearly.

>>7886396
I've never sucked him to to completion. It's... it's complicated. I did not enjoy it that much, but he loves getting oral, it made him happy. I did it for him?

I care about him deeply. It's hard to articulate the mixed feelings of "I just went from I was in love with him and bisexual to possibly not in love with him and lesbian" I'm currently swimming through.

>>7886366
>I always felt confused over how he got turned on by seeing, touching, or pleasuring my body.
What do you mean?

>>7886314
>I've yet to meet a straight man that'll say that a man is attractive, so.

I know tons of straight men that will say another guy is attractive. Younger men tend to be more comfortable saying so than older guys.

If you'd date and have sex with a man, you have at least a little bit of desire for it. Maybe not as much as for women, but it's still there.

Think about it- you have options. You don't live in a third world country. There are women out there, but you say you would date a guy if available. How are you not bisexual?

>>7886429
Yeah, this is obviously bullshit, please stop posting.

>>7886428
It isn't pretending to be attracted, for me at least. It's more like a friendship.

>>7886302

Settle for a 4chan gf.

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Why are there bisluts in a lesbian general?
Don't you guys have your own general to shitpost in?

>>7886446
I doubt the poor sap taking you out on a date would see it that way if you told him you were a lesbian.

>>7886431
I don't feel the same way about his. I don't get turned on seeing him naked, or touching his chest, or stroking him. So I was confused how he could get sexual pleasure if he wasn't being sexually pleasured. I always assumed it was because he was submissive, but I'm a little worried it might be because he's attracted to women and I'm NOT attracted to men.

>>7886438
I didn't say that. That anon wasn't me.

>>7886443
I fucking wish it was bullshit. What would it take to prove that this is real?

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>>7886447
b-but 4chan girls don't like me either, at least not any of the ones I've talk to.

>>7886429
>It's hard to articulate the mixed feelings of "I just went from I was in love with him and bisexual to possibly not in love with him and lesbian" I'm currently swimming through.

Ahhhhh.

Anon. I know what your problem is.
You lost interest in this one guy and you're misdirecting your lack of interest in him as lack of interest for men.
I mean, maybe you prefer women. But have you even dated a woman?
It sounds like you need more experience with both genders to be able to say.

I still stand by the idea that you were fine with putting a dick in your mouth for years instead of looking for vagina, so you're likely bisexual.

>>7886461
>What would it take to prove that this is real?
I would never, ever believe this story if God Himself came to me and confirmed every word.

No man on earth would date a girl for three years when she won't even have sex with him. You mentioned you won't even do a proper blowjob for him. Come on, we're supposed to believe he is cool with this relationship?

You're a PHONY

>>7886452
I get told how great I am as a partner. If both of us enjoy it what's the problem?

>>7886464

Are you ugly or a pathetic subbie? Post yourself, friendo.

>>7886476

An asexual male perhaps?

>>7886480
The problem is you're deceiving the guy for the sake of fun dates. No one would take you out on a date if they knew you weren't even attracted to them.

>>7886429
What reasons did you give him for not wanting sex or even oral?

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>>7886464

i-is it you ugo-chan?

>>7886494
>"asexual"
Please stop, there is only so much bullshit I can take

>>7886228
Link to the test? Also I feel like this would take forever to do/not be truly accurate.

>>7886499
I don't deceive anyone. I enjoy the date, he enjoys the date. We both like spending time with each other. What does it matter which parts I'm enjoying?

>>7886480
Your exact future:

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/5uqxqs/i_feel_like_im_about_to_break_in_half_my_23m/

>>7886476
He's an extremely socially awkward virgin. He's very respectful of boundaries. Don't believe me if you want, but I'm telling you, this situation is (unfortunately) very real.

>>7886472
You might have a point. I'll have to think on your words.

>>7886502
It sounds silly, but because I'm a domme. I don't like reciprocating. I'd do it for him, when I wanted to please him because he pleased me, but I would never do it because I... wanted to do it. And it wouldn't excite me. Fuck, that is not how a person who likes dick thinks, is it?

>>7886532
>I don't deceive anyone.

>"lie by omission"
>Also known as a continuing misrepresentation, a lie by omission occurs when an important fact is left out in order to foster a misconception

Get it yet? If you're a lesbian going on dates with men, you are deceiving those men by making them believe there is a mutual attraction.

>>7886539
If you really are telling the truth (and I still think you're lying btw) then you should break up with him right now, even if you are bisexual. He deserves to have a sexual relationship with someone who will ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH HIM. Or at least the opportunity to look for that person. No one deserves what you are doing to this guy.

>>7886560
idk """""""she""""""" said he was a sub
he may enjoy being cucked by another woman

>>7886560
I started feeling bad when she said he was a socially awkward virgin.

Anon, you should break up with him but also help him find a gf after so he doesn't an hero or something.

>>7886560
I absolutely agree with you. This is going to be a clusterfuck, though, since he's head over heels for me.

>>7886579
Now you know how I feel. He's one of the sweetest guys I've ever met. He deserves to love and be loved by a woman who loves sucking his dick, not be with the stupid gay abortion I am.

I feel like I have to put a dog down.

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>>7886560
>He deserves to have a sexual relationship with someone who will ACTUALLY HAVE SEX WITH HIM.


>TFW I haven't had sex with my GF for 5 months.

Also every time I try to bring it up she says she is too uncomfortable, or that we can try some other time/she is too tried. I am getting near the end of my rope.

lately she is saying she is demisexual or someshit, but that sure as hell wasn't the case when we started dating.

The rest of the relationship is great though. Makes me sad because sex is really important to me. She doesn't really even masturbate anymore though.

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Sorry for taking over the thread. Thanks. I appreciate all of your input. Have fun continuing your gay.

>>7886537
That post is deleted but I've always been open that I enjoy their friendship and company. When I let romantic or sensual things happen it's enjoyable for us both.

>>7886553
I never pretend there is attraction. I really do like their company and I say so.

>>7886635
Maybe she's depressed?

>>7886659
She is, and there is a lot of life stuff/we are both sort of broke atm. It is still hard. I am very supportive and am doing my best not to even bring it up that often.

She was sexually assaulted by a dude while she was travelling about a year ago and things have never been the same. Neither of us can afford to send her to therapy.

>>7886600
Again, pretending for the moment that this story is actually true...

He might be hopelessly in love, but if he's not completely stupid, he already knew something wasn't right between you two since, you know, he's never fucked you.

>>7886635
>5 months
Dump her already, jfc...

>>7886635
>she is demisexual

Demisexual means that you get sexually attracted to people you have an emotional attraction towards, right?
So if she's using that as an excuse she's literally saying she doesn't love you. Wow.
(I think it's just an excuse though)

>>7886651
>I never pretend there is attraction.
I never said that you do. I said you are making him believe that there is through your lie by omission.

Do I really have to spell it out for you more than this? Not telling him you're a lesbian is a lie by omission, you are leaving out an important fact about you in order to foster his misconceptions about you.

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Guys I found THE BEST GAY QUOTE EVER

I'M SO EXCITED

>>7886703
I don't foster misconceptions. I let my partners know how much I like them and how much I'm willing to do with them. It isn't very different from being ace.

>>7886733
So you tell them you're a lesbian?

>>7886737
That makes it sound like it don't enjoy the relationship or won't do anything sexual.

>>7886746
I'll take that as a 'no'.

This is 100% a lie by omission. Those men would feel very angry if they learned you were deceiving them this way and rightly so. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>>7886716
I don't really think that qualifies as best quote ever. Its kinda 'meh'.

Sorry, I know you are excited, no bully! Just didn't resonate with me all that well.

>>7886754
She isn't a lesbian though.
She's maybe bi with a preference.

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>>7886760
She claimed that she was a lesbian.

>>7886754
I don't think they would because I only date close friends. I'm borderline ace anyway so why couldn't I just say that without having to mention I do like girls?

>>7886760
I finger myself but barely want sex. I like girls.

>>7886775
>I don't think they would
Try telling them then, you lying cunt.

>>7886769

>>7886746
"I don't want to tell them I'm a lesbian because then they might assume I'm not willing to have sex with them"

I guess she's wrong.

>>7886781
I'm probably never going to have a relationship with a girl so why does it matter? I'm just a girl with a low libido.

>>7886789
If I'm sexual with them why care that it's not a turn on for me?

Why do people suddenly care about male "feelings" in this thread?

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>>7886800

I don't get that you said you'd consider what >>7886472 said but five minutes later you're certain you're a lesbian.

You either are trolling or you're very young and wanting to jump into something new without thinking about it, in which case you're probably just a waste of time here because you already have your answers.

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>>7886819
guess

>>7886819
I date my friends so I would care if I hurt them.

>>7886833
That's a different poster. The domme >>7886539 has stopped posting. She discovered she was lesbian during her relationship. I've had several shorter relationships all since knowing I'm not attracted to guys.

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Is she cute?

>>7886884
I would say like 6/10? (Slightly above average) can't tell much from this expression/photo though.

>>7886800
>why does it matter?
If it doesn't matter, why not just tell them the truth?

Oh right because you're leading the poor saps on.

>>7886884
""""""""she""""""""

you can tell by the skull that's a tranny

>>7886884
Kind of an unflattering photo, but seems chill enough, probably cute when you're close to her.

>>7887061
Are you so paranoid you forgot what AFABs look like? And anyway, who cares.

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>>7886675
>>7886560
>>7886472

Why the fuck did you idiots keep responding to that trash? The proper response to anyone not a goldstar lesbian is to tell them to fuck off and or kill themselves.

I'm so disappointed in you I'm going to devise a punishment.

>>7887061
#ciswitchhunts2017
seconding clearly AFAB
>>7887095
I have female bi friends, and will continue to they are nice people. You can fuck off. Gold star is great for dating but almost anytime I hear a person tell someone else to go kill themselves I can only think the would be better served by their own advice.

>>7887095
Go away Matt.

>>7887105
Go be friends with them in the other thread then. This is holy ground. You'll probably have to anyway with the thread delay.

>>7887150
This is the "cis lesbian general", not the "cis lesbians who hate every letter of the LGBT spectrum general".

protip: You can be a cis lesbian and date cis lesbians, and still not be a piece of shit to everyone else.

Grow up.

>>7887171
SJW pls go and stay go. You're embarrassing yourself

>>7887171
Obviously not every letter.

>>7887195
>fuck trannies
>bisluts
>men are evil
you literally hate anyone who isn't a cis lesbian

Ahhhhh!!! It's official anons! I have a gf!

>>7887342
Wooo! Congrats! Post pics?! :D

>>7887343
Of my brand new gf? On 4chan? Good way to get dumped lmao. She's fucking cute though, has the most gorgeous blue eyes, is nerdy and a little autismo like me :3 I've fallen pretty hard for her.

Is staring at my crush until she says "stop looking at me" a good method of winning her heart?

>>7887342
Good job, anon!

Tell us. How did you do it to get a gf?

>>7887360
Lol funnily enough it was tinder. I liked how she had adorable animals in most of her pics, (plus she was a qt) and she liked me because.. I dunno, she has weird taste.
Then we talked, met up a couple times, and then I went over to her place and we cuddled for ages and it was super cute and now she said yes to being officially girlfriends.

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>>7887380
Cute! Glad you are happy, anony.

>>7880663
me either.

>>7887383
Thanks :D

>>7887350
I mean you could censor the eyes or something. Also posting a picture to /lgbt/ isn't exactly the same as posting something on twitter with 600,000 followers.

You do you though.

>>7887095

I'm looking forward to your punishment, nazi-sempai.

>>7887353

The only tried and true method is to rape her until stockholm syndrome sets in

>>7887095
Yesssssss, fiiiiiinally!!! The voice of reason. Some people enjoy answering trashy bait. The show goes on and on and spoils our threads.

Let's keep this gold star.

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>>7887380
This is a nice story! I am rooting for you
>>7887383
Also not sure if you are posting a cat pic because that is the next logical step for any lesbian relationship. Acquire cat followed by moving in hahah

>>7887342
So I actually said screw it and killed 20 minutes making this with a brush pen for kicks haha. I got pretty lazy in places so its not as qt as I might like.

ITT roleplaying men

>>7887493
Hahaha I love it! Next stage is definitely a cat, or maybe a pupper, depending. I prefer cats but she likes dogs, maybe one of each?

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>>7887502
Oh ,shit! You caught us.

>>7887502
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCTbFN0EsDM

>>7887089
Found the trans!!!

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>>7884080
>I feel like my sense of style isn't defined enough.
it all comes down to what vibe you want to send, finding that vibe in specific clothes and of those pick out the one which fit you best, complementing your figure. Colors also apply.

My biggest problem with fashion isn't finding out what fits me nicely, but having the proper body language to pull it off. I've noticed that I can't look naturally feminine, I think. Even when I make the effort to have good posture, it comes off as forced.
I can't stand watching footage of myself because I'll be lanking like a teenage boy.

It works well when I'm being my natural tomboy self in tomboy wardrobe, but not when I'm trying to look chic and professional

Anyone heard of Austrianon lately? Wasn't she back at the hospital? I hope she's okey.

>>7887650
not for at least a day, maybe two
shit, now you got me worried

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>>7887652
Please be okay Austrianon, I need to attend your wedding and stuff

>>7887493
Cute! Wouldn't getting cats be after moving in though?

>>7887605
Shutup desu

>>7887661
>tfw there are so few lolicon yuri doujins

>>7887715
kys pedo

>>7887715
I wish there were cute /ll/ H doujins.

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LOL

>>7883481
I do desu, have never fallen for a woman but I could always tell who I wanted to fuck and who I wished I could be
Maybe I'll never experience that perfect love..

>>7887728
>let's make a Glock 19 transparent, that makes it futurey!
I hate everything about this movie already.

>>7887728
>tfw the Jews are raping my favorite franchise
Taco in the shell can go fuck herself.

>>7887728
for once I'm with the SJW's. At least put some asians in there, so much white makes it look even more jewified.

>>7887774
What's SJW about wanting a Japanese actress play a Japanese character?

>>7887777
If a black man can play James Bond then whites can play Asian characters.

>>7887777
It's not SJW necessarily, it's just that they're the only ones I saw complaining about it.

checked, btw

>>7887777
Anime character all look white anyway.

Also, The Hobbit randomly put some black people in the North of Middle-Earth, and on tv Vikings had a Chinese princess or some shit, so basically at this point anything goes.

>>7887791
Well I think that is *somewhat* possible if we go by the theory that Bond is a codename, and not a single person, like M and Q.
I just thought the SJW complain about white people getting put into stuff.

>>7887728
Fuck. Delete this shit.

>>7887806
>Anime character all look white anyway.
Except the face factions are clearly East Asian.

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>>7886641
I'm back.

>tfw told boyfriend of discussion I had here
>tfw he still wants to be with me
>says he loves being with me
>says I'm not obligated to have sex with him
>he wants to read the thread today after work

It's been fun. If you need me, /cgl/, I'll just be dying somewhere.

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>>7887845
>mfw he reads my cuck comment

>>7887845
Please, for his sake, just end it... you're clearly not attracted to him. You could be his friend and help him find a girl who will actually appreciate him (and his dick). For god's sake, you two don't even have sex!

>>7887866
Not her, but if he's cool with it what's the big deal?

>>7884983

Gawd I love 50s that hairstyle. So. Much.

>>7887871
The thing is that he's not actually cool with it unless he's gay or a cuck.

>>7887881
Maybe he loves her more than he cares about sex.

>>7887871
He's been in a "relationship" for three years with a girlfriend who isn't even attracted to men, let alone attracted to him. They've never had sex. He's so obsessed with her and dependent on her that even learning she is a lesbian doesn't make him realize the "relationship" is not working.

The big deal is that this is very, very emotionally unhealthy for both of them. She will feel guilty and he will feel unwanted. Resentment is all that can come of this. It has to end. She should be his friend and find him some breeder slut.

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>>7887886
It's a SEXUAL RELATIONSHIP, Anon... she's a lesbian and he is a dude. It's not going to work ever. He can still be close to her as a friend.

>>7886184

Social expectations and norms are a powerful force. Most later-full-on-gay men who do not grow up in liberal cities/burbs will also struggle with the homo-or-bi definition early in college. A close male friend of mine was straight for year 1, bi for years 2 and 3, and 100% gay on year 4. Also in year 4 his parents accidentally found out he was gay and disowned him, so that was the area he grew up in, which probably explains why he insisted he was straight for so long despite 'fessing that he never once had real feelings for girls.

>>7880602
hey girls! how's it hanging.

I actually just found out I'm pregnant. I'm gonna push a baby out of my vagina. I made it with my bfs sperm and the eggs that my ovaries produce. Yep, that's right. I'm cis y'all. Did I mention yet I have an actual vagina?

anyways how is your guys sex life? Watched porn yet today. It's true, us girls totally watch porn too

>>7887909
gonna have to try harder than that/10

>>7887909
I know you're being ironic but girls really do watch porn.

>tfw no qt gf to sit on my face

>>7887912
do I get a copper 4chan badge of trying? I would print it out and stick it on my big photo wall. You know, that big wall of photos of my female childhood friends, that I grew up with that every actual females have? Because I am actually cis. And I have a vagina too. Geez I hate periods.

>>7887913
It's totally true. I am a demiqueer agender politcal lesbian-kin. and my favourite porn is yuri and mom-daughter porn. Because actual lesbians read yuri all the time. Like I do.

>>7887902
It doesn't need to be a sexual relationship though. They can still date without having sex.

>>7886659
>>7886669
>She is

That can definitely do it.

>Neither of us can afford to send her to therapy.

Where the fuck do you live? If the US, then Obamacare's Medicaid expansion should cover your income range automatically if you truly can't afford regular ACA insurance -- you can literally call your state health care center (online) and ask and they will file the application for you right there, and while the application is being filed you are automatically covered! Seriously, it's just a phone call away.

>>7886000
no cis males, a bunch of trans guys
>>7886017
that sounds tough, I don't think I could handle playing with straight cis men

>>7880602
I have an honest question. How many of you guys are just cis males roleplaying? Because obviously trannies would be gravitating towards this thread. But I'm wondering, are there any cis guys, that just like to pretend they're lesbians on here too?

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>>7887924
Hey fuck you, we do actually read yuri.

>>7887927
That's called being close friends.

>>7887913
>implying I need porn when Elsanna smut exists
Peasants

>>7887940
Well duh. We are normal lesbians, we love anime. Just like any lesbian. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians. Lesbians.

>>7887931
There is one straight cis girl in the group...

>>7887938
This thread is at least 50% cis male roleplayers

>>7887945
Well you just gave me an idea to troll /r/actualtranies now. Thanks.

>>7887956
link post once youre done

>>7887791
>a black man can play James Bond

Ian Fleming's books were written in Ian Fleming's time. M was a male WW1 vet in his books, and Judi Dench now talks about the Iraq War in the films (which are obviously now not written by Fleming, seeing as he's dead).

So fuck this anti-sjw bullshit -- I'm so sick of it. There is absolutely nothing about the James Bond franchise, once they ran out of Fleming books, that restricts Bond's "race". People flipped shits when the blonde Moore took over. Same with Doctor Who, Hermione Granger, Santa Claus, etc etc etc -- you reactionary snowflake MAGA fuckers are why sjws are more obnoxious than they otherwise should be.

>>7883362

Why haven't you made her your gf, anon?

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>>7887969
The sjw garbage does need to be checked desu we need reactionaries

Complaining about black fictional characters is retarded though

>>7887978
Because that girl is obviously afraid that weirdo is gonna rape her duh.

>>7887955

I've texted three women from here and 2/3 were goldstar cis lesbians confirmed

One was probably a tranny

Anyone wanna adopt a NEET? I'm loyal, clean, can cook and a tiny bit autistic.

>>7887980

Tons of the stuff the MAGA crowd is triggered by is honestly not that bad. Who cares if someone has ugly blue bangs? It starts to reek of a complex. The people who were never as popular as they wanted to be spending excessive amounts of time picking on MLP nerds and fatasses because they want to feel what it's like to be the bully for once.

Make any mention of America not being a place where straight white guys are treated like shit and all other groups are riding high on privileges and you'll get called a "SJW".

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>>7881995

my cancerfu

>>7887728
>>7887751
>taco in the shell
THIS. She's far too fat to play the Major.

>>7888008
Go back to tumblr.

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>>7883317
Tell us about her. anon.

>>7888040
Stop getting triggered.

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>>7887960
https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/5yfhm5/transbians_appropiated_anime/

They probably won't bait though, too obvious but fuck it.

>>7888058
seems good

throwaway is very iffy though

>>7887095
This, desu. It's very well known that women retain some of the dna of their male sex partners. Anyone who would willingly taint themselves like that is fucked in the head.

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>>7888064
If I had a normal username they would automatically regard me as a troll because new account though.

t. rebbit expert

>>7888058
https://www.reddit.com/r/actuallesbians/comments/5ybebn/my_wife_and_i_just_had_the_gayest_moment/
wtf is with this one. are they twelve?

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>>7888069
>normies

>>7886366
He might be a closeted transbian. That would explain why he doesn't care much about his own pleasure, is submissive, and gets his happiness from living vicariously through your happiness.

>>7888071
>gee I'm so gay
>I gotta tell everybody just how gay I am
>hey guys I'm gay

>Oh my gosh I'm gay too

>hey me aswell

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>>7888084
Someone should tell him Japanese appropriated anime from Americans.

>>7887955
that's not too bad. I always things will go magical realm with straight guys, either that or they catch feels which I don't understand because I look very "dykey"

>>7888069
>this kind of person can find a wife and I can't
Fuck

>>7888123
Just b urself.

>>7888141
Yeah no

What do when heartache?

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>>7888206
chocolate and vodka usually
>protip: it doesn't work and you'll feel disgusting after

>>7888206

Go on a deep, existential, searching road trip by the end of which you'll discover that the only thing you need for lasting happiness is to truly and fully love and accept yourself.

>>7888206
kill mom

>>7888245
I'm annoyed that this one doesn't end in "let it go"

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>>7888279
I could have used this one
but I'm not really a fan of SU and don't actually know why I saved it

>>7888245
I'm drinking breakfast beer right now, that's a start, right?

>>7888252
I'd love to do that. I've actually thought about going to a different city for a couple of days, just to get my mind off everything.

>>7888264
B-But she's taking care of one of my cats.

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>>7888305
>breakfast beer
it's liquid bread, right?

>>7888245

Alcohol as self-medication is a terrible choice in all cases -- it's best strictly as a celebratory drug. Marijuana, if done socially, would certainly be better in every way than alcohol -- any kind of intoxicant is bad while sitting alone (at least in excess -- if you have means to take in a tiny amount of pot to ease a painful evening that might be a much better alternative to binging on food or way subpar television). Otherwise there's vidya, pirated movies, and meetup.com groups.

As for chocolate, if you can get your hands on 70%+ dark choc a few pieces actually do have a chemical effect similar to that of cocaine. There are several Mexican brands of dark chocolate bars that you can get at urban supermarkets. But just remember -- the darker, the better. Too sweet and you'll just feel shittier as you crave more.

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>>7888346
Right? Pretty much made out of the same thing.

>>7888349
I'm not a big fan of pot, and it would take a bit of effort to get my hands on some anyway. But yes, I've been trying to ease the pain with vidya, and asked a friend to meet me tomorrow.

I've been trying to cut down on my sugar intake, as I pretty much ate chocolate daily. 70% would be the only acceptable alternative for me.