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Cis Lesbian General (/clg/): Lesbian Callgirl Edition

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Recent News
>War between the skellies and the chubbies
>Remember to AVOID bishits
>mommy
>Girls talking about their crushes
>There once was a butch named Ashlee
>you hurt their feelings and they went to fug without you
>Anon wants a threesome with her girlfriend and her girlfriend's twin sister
>Cow appreciation day
>The magic of Ashley Burch
>Girl cuts off a shit ton of hair. It looks nice.
>"Lesbians, sword play, animal sacrifice, free pancakes. Come happy."
>A gentlewoman's discussion of videogames
>fell asleep with pants on and now area on labia majora is swollen where cloth rubbed against it
>taken out, not eaten out
>there are also anons who have gfs but dont have sex
>"I was staring at her naming my grocery list and instructions on how to do laundry."

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First for boob handles.
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>>7837322

As if I needed more reasons to avoid Bioware, holy shit.
Is that meant to be cute, or is it supposed to look as retarded as it does?
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I finished my nap
>tfw big bed is empty
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Ladies help me avoid making passes at my cousins cute GF while I drink tonight.
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>>7837979
maybe you are alone because you re doing naps ?
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>>7838097
what?
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>>7838124
lazy ass
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>>7838137
yeah, but its my day off
I'm allowed
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>>7838010
What does the qtgf look like?
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Are we done for, fellow women?
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>>7838243

Strawberry blond, seafoam green eyes, petite.
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>>7838253
>kotaku
>retarded article
Checks out.
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>>7838253
>I can soon buy my own qt3.14

On the contrary, it's a lesbian renaissance
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>>7838253
let the men have their anime shit while we get the real women lol
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>>7838272
>first AAA VR title is yuri
Truly a glorious era for us.
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>>7838272
>>7838274
Yes. We enjoy both features. Plus the rate of sex from the inferior gender has reportedly decreased. Soon women will replace them entirely. And I will have multiple daughters to raise in the triumphant age of the lesbian empire.
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>>7838253
>Men turn to VR girls to sate their waifu needs
>More women turn to lesbianism because all the men are socially awkward betas now

Sounds like a win-win to me, familia.
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>>7838268

Fuck the shit out of her.
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>>7838253
I can't wait till society goes full matrix and we live in a digital utopia.
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>Meet a qt
>we talk for a while and both admit we like each other
>Fast-forward a few weeks later and I guess she doesn't feel like that anymore (she found another girl)
>want to die

Why is it so hard to be a qt girl's loyal cum slut
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>>7838272
>>7838297
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>>7838445
well i mean, male-focused fanservice is usually really cringe-y
but yeah some of it is okay
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>>7838670
how so?
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>>7838720
well, like, in neptunia for instance you have this scene where the girls want to take a bath
like ok, these two girls are taking a bath naked and apparently one of them is an exhibitionist? cool
then the third girl doesn't want to bath with the other two so they rip off her clothes but it's haha just girl stuff!!!
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>>7838736
that doesn't sound hot, but if it was just one girl doing it to another then i'd like it. is that male taste? i thought it was just liking a shy character getting embarrassed because i'm shy.
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Anyone here ever lucid dreamed before? I haven't, but I'm curious to hear what your LDs are about (mine will probably just be me fucking/cuddling qts to be honest)
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>>7838815
i dunno, i'd assume so? just seems forced
all the pantie shots and 'tee hee' i'm cute are eh too
i'd be more attracted if they actually kept being respectable characters
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>>7838736
>not wanting to have your clothes ripped off by two qt naked girls and then get raped by them.

I'm sure there's a straightgen somewhere. Go find it.
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>>7838848
that'd be fun but it wasn't even sexual
it's just haha girls are lewd
here's some fanservice for the boys
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>>7838829
i guess i agree. i don't mind un-respectable characters as long as it is part of their character and not forced like a girl who keeps doing the tee hee and ripping clothes off each other stuff.

fanservice shots i don't mind either. that's just for the viewer, not the character acting in a forced manner.
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I just want to light an mtf on fire. any of them, all of them, they all deserve it except that I wouldn't want to have to look at one. their only value is to make normal cis males somewhat less disgusting in comparison.
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>>7838863
we could just ignore and not fug them
y'know
like normal people
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>>7838863
>makes cislesgen so people don't have to talk about trannies
>talks about trannies anyways

kek
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>tfw no gf to pee on me
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>>7838268
Is she gay?

>>7838603
Deez ho's ain't loyal.
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i'm styled kinda tomboyish and my gf is fem but i'm really tempted atm to go full butch even tho short hair makes me look like a gay 15 year old boy and just dom the heck outta her. i noticed i've put on a few lbs recently and i want her to call me mommy when i've got 4 fingers in her after spanking her ass for sass talking me.

feel like a pervert desu but i've never rly had a sexual fantasy before
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>>7838976
talk with her about it
she may have a few of her own to curl your toes
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Is someone from here also posting in the YYS OVA thread right now or is it my imagination?
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>>7838984
she likes me being dominant but desu i feel like a guy when i do it and it bums me out like she'd rather have a boyfriend

idk sex is still a case of figuring out stuff because i was raped in my teens i think maybe because of that i don't rly experience sexual pleasure and my body just doesn't respond to stuff but i like making her happy. i think its why going butch has always tempted me, i can be like tough stone butch and yeah maybe im just fucked up. i know she has mom issues too and i think if either of us tried our fantasies we'd both end up crying but idk compromise and making new fantasies together seems nice. i'll talk to her once i'm home.
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>>7838863
>they all deserve it
what for?

>>7838976
you don't need to cut your hair to dom your gf.
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>>7838253
>reading anything by Patricia Hernandez
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>>7838827
Only sleep paralysis, if you count that. By now I'm aware of it as it happens, but don't have control over it like you might in LD
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>>7837841
Christ, that video was lame. If anything, it's the lamest attempt at cuteness I've seen this year in video games.

I guess Krogan kabe-don it's coming next.
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>>7839066
got close once, soon as I realized I was dreaming I woke up

there are two things I try to do to help
>I imagine myself laying prone in a gyroscope, trying to will the sensation of movement
>I write 'are you awake?' on the side of my left index finger

I usually get really stoned before trying tho
so I probably did it before but don't remember
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>>7837979
Everytime I nap I have wet dreams, and only when I nap. I'm dumbfounded by the exactitude of this occurrence. I always wake up confused and unsatisfied.
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>https://www.literotica.com/s/frigid-2
>ywn fuck your older teacher
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>>7839117
>so I probably did it before but don't remember
That makes absolutely no sense. The definition of a lucid dream is a dream where you are lucid, therefore you won't forget about what happened like normal dreams.
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>>7839254
I don't remember most of my dreams
it doesn't strike me as odd that I may be aware I was dreaming and promptly forget the dream once I wake up
but I am by no means an expert
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>>7838905
Don't remind me. Three of my special snowflake friends think I'm a Nazi now because I dislike Bruce Jenner and wouldn't feel comfortable with a male in the changing room.

Those diehard egalitarians are the first to screech murder when an obvious trans walks in. Disgusting.
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best waifu coming through.
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>>7839375
She's 67 years old
Not that there's anything wrong with that
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>>7839417
she's 58 desu
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>>7839364
yeah, i mean, if they transition that late into life you have to wonder how crippling the dysphoria was, that it took them that long...
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>>7839527
>>7839364
How hard is it to not discuss trans topics in lesgen? Seriously, get it together goddamn.
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>>7839527
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Kill all the tranners
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>>7839527
can you imagine how some lesbians find it hard to come out of the closet?

imagine that x100.
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Well let's ignore Matt while he's samefagging.

Do you get lazier about your appearance once you have a girlfriend or more attentive to your looks? I find I more relaxed about my looks because I already reach my goal of getting a woman interested.
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I want to say I'm more attentive
but I catch myself giving the sniff test to far too many tshirts
>yeah, thats good for one more wear
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>>7839364
You misspeled Caitlyn, you literal fucking nazi.
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Why do pretty girls always smell amazing? I know perfume and all that but you expect beautiful women to smell great and they always fucking do. I love them so much.
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>>7837817
>>War between the skellies and the chubbies
Not a lesbian, I was just scrolling when I saw this. Do you really have a war going on between thin and fat people? Lesbians are the most obese people to have ever walked the planet, I think it is interesting that a group so fat and feminist would have a war over something like that.
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>>7839578
I've been paying more attention to my looks, actually. I want to look good for her, y'know?
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>>7839663
No. Thin/average girls were arguing whether anorexic girls or fatties were better. And no, Americans have an obesity epidemic. Especially American men. American lesbians were keeping in step with that and since that news was released American lesbians have become more active. Worldwide lesbians are no different than the average sized woman. Now fuck off Dingus the news is not for you.
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>>7839663
war of preferences
different girls like different kids of girls

some of us like 'em hungry skeletons
some of us like 'em thicc
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>>7839696
>replying to bait
>replying to MALE bait
girl please
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>>7839707
I apologize. He's just so stupid I can't help it.
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>>7839707
probably just a curious /pol/kid
he'll just accuse us of being one of (((them))) and move along to try and hide his arousal at the gaygen
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>>7839549
why? ;_;
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I am in love and can't sleep.
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>>7839769
Welcome to the club, anon. What's she like?
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>>7839769
you smell her hair yet?
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>>7839696
>>7839701

Lesbians have higher rates of obesity than straight men. In the us 3/4 lesbians are obese. This is different than the 3/4 of men who are overweight, only 1/3 of men are obese.

I didn't realize the fight was over what lesbians preferred. But now I am curious if lesbians are getting fat because other lesbians prefer this or if lesbians are preferring fat because so many lesbians are fat. Kinda a chicken and the egg situation.

>>7839707
What does my gender have anything to do with it? I could be male, female, non-binary or fluid and it shouldn't really make a difference, unless you are sexist. Man hating lesbian stereotype comes to mind.
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>>7839793
>>7839636

Anyone notice how easy it is to spot transbians invading our safe space.
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>>7839775
>>7839793
Funny thing is, the gif is appropriate. She is older than me, at least by nine years. Very shy and sensitive, witty and really makes life happier for those around her. She has never found love, and I had a rough past relationship. She's an architect. Even though she had to go to her office, we chatted almost past 2 a.m. I've been rolling in my bed ever since, I'll be lucky if I get one hour of sleep.

I don't even know what I'm doing. But I feel alive.
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>>7839819
>unless you are sexist
how odd that you mention that! because i am.
scurry off to gaygen or straightgen. anywhere but here.
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Is it advisable to be a lesbian only prostitute?
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>>7839848
you got yourself a keeper
don't fuck it up

>no pressure
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>>7839819
Stay out of cis lesgen.
They're unfunny, defensive, and paranoid.
What more would you expect of lesbians?
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>>7839848
omg that's great!
i'm happy for you, anon
keep it up and don't blow things
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>>7839066
I've been having horrible sleep paralysis episodes for 6 years now. I hate it, especially when I hear voices. It makes me feel as if I'm going insane.
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>>7839848
That's so wonderful. What a dream come true. Happy for you and her anon.

>>7839861
Don't make it your only income but definitely can make a pretty penny nowadays. Read an article saying a huge spike in demand for "true lesbian prostitutes" for older gals.
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>>7839880
it's okay to feel upset
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>>7839908
>upset
It's easy to post in here and not be 'clocked' as male.
The thread is just generally uninteresting. It's like gaygen without a sense of humor, and a more toxic type of bitchiness that isn't just banter, but is spiteful.
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>>7839940
what do you want, it's a weekday
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>>7839959
Why are you responding to it. It's best to ignore the orbiters.
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>>7839835
>tfw bi mtf and almost never get spotted
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>>7840011
yeah, habit from other boards
I need to be more stingy with my (you)s
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>>7840033
>implying everyone doesn't see you're a male and all your replies are from Matt
KEK
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>>7840090
>you will never sit next to your strong butch gf while she audibly keks
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>>7840090
>implying they don't get in the news often
>even in this edition
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>>7840090
>you're a male
>implying
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>>7839889
I guess I'm at about 6 years too, though my incidents don't sound as frequent as yours. The voices are awful (whispers are my least favorite) but seeing a dear friend stand before me, cold and very dead, has been my worst experience. He was also kind enough to walk into my wall and stare down at me from within it.

I texted him immediately and he replied. I'm glad he isn't dead.
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>>7840217
Yep we are all just males larping. Every one of us. Don't think any of this is real women.

>>7840211
Do you not want them to? I can stop putting out recent news. Takes too much time. Maybe men dislike hearing good things? Idk you tell me, you're the male bodied expert.

>>7838827
Lucid dreaming sounds stupid.
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>>7837832
FUCK I WISH I HAD A GIRLFRIEND SO BAD FUCK
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>>7840449
Lucid dreaming is great you idiot
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>>7840449
>males
former males
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>>7840675
victims of self mutilations encouraged by an ignorant, but well meaning, society
but still male
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>>7840698
i hate myself otherwise. how could society stop that?
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>can't even talk about trannies because whenever someone does, all of the transbians stealthing come out to stir the shit
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>>7840727
only because all your talk is really nasty.
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>>7840323
>I guess I'm at about 6 years too, though my incidents don't sound as frequent as yours

I have sleep paralysis almost every week. I hate it. I want nothing more than to never have them again, but it keeps happening.

>The voices are awful (whispers are my least favorite)

Yes! Sometimes I hear like 20 voices screaming inside my head. It feels as if my head is going to explode. What scares me the most is waking up and the voices still being there. Sometimes I hear devilish laughter. Other times I hear an explosive sound as if someone dropped a bomb in my room.

>seeing a dear friend stand before me, cold and very dead, has been my worst experience. He was also kind enough to walk into my wall and stare down at me from within it.

That sounds terrifying.
I don't really see things because I keep my eyes close. I'm too scared to open my eyes during these episodes due to what I could see.
The first time I had SP, I saw a black shadow at the corner of my room. I saw it walking towards me. I tried calling my parents for help, but I couldn't speak. It felt as if I had bricks on my chest. I though I was going to die. kek. I woke up, turned the light on, and didn't go back to sleep.
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>>7840741
the reason it's -cis- les general is to keep trannies acting female
places like /actuallesbians/ are a good example of what happens when you openly identify as 'trans friendly'
they just take that to mean 'hey we can talk about our dicks and hormones'
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>>7840812
no some of you are really nasty
>>7838863
>>7839527
>>7839549
>>7840449
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>>7840848
you should be coming here to be a woman, not to defend trans honor
every time you openly call something 'trans positive' you get all the AGP pre-transitioners and 'dick posivitive women'
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>>7840866
i don't bring it up it, i just hate how much people hate me. i'm on /lgbt/ to get away from that and i hate myself already
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>>7840885
nobody hates you unless you act like an ass about it
just the trans label is a basket full of bad eggs
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>>7840892
yes they do. i don't want to be trans
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>>7840900
then be a woman instead
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>>7840902
i want to be!
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Lesgen and Austrianon in particular, have you been nice to your sister today? Go hug her.
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>>7840913
we don't see each other much because she's studying and i can't hug her because she's moved out, but whenever she comes home i tell her how much i appreciate her. she's my best friend.
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>>7840935
That's adorable. I kinda wish I had a sister.
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>>7840907
Shave your beard, grow a uterus, lop off that adam's apple, shrink your feet, shrink your hands, break off half a foot of height, get a nose job, grow white brain matter, chisel down that enormous jaw, pluck those caterpiller brows, and once you have your first period we can talk.

>>7840913
My sisters are annoying as fuck. I sent her baby some diapers and a stuffed elephant.
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>>7840950
it's really nice having a friend you live with. i have a brother too but we're less close and get along in a more buddy kind of way. still friends but less emotional. maybe because he's younger.

you can find other people to be close to like siblings! a girl who really understands you and is your girlfriend too!
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>>7840967
you know i can't do that. this is the nastiness you said doesn't happen.
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>>7840979
if you can't filter out 4chan's usual insults you should probably go elsewhere lol
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>>7840986
usual insults? >>7840848
thats real hatred
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>>7840991
>thats real hatred

Welcome to 4chin.
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>>7840991
yeah that's the usual stuff you see on 4chan lmao
nobody would have these issues if random trannies didn't pop in and make the thread all about them for hours at a time
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>>7841003
thats not what any of those posts were
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Second date with a qt today. She liked my new hair, we saw the hadron collider exhibit, went to a comic book store, and an arcade. It was really nice :D I'm really enjoying spending time with her.
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>confessed love to my crush a few weeks ago
>she was still recovering from a relationship and said she wasn't ready for anything
>had a breakdown and started thinking she's way out of my league and slowly gave up on her
>now i'm talking with her and there are almost no feelings at all
:\
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>>7841053
You moved on. Well done.
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>>7841022
>Second date with a qt today.

Did you make out yet?
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>>7841075
i feel like i moved on too quickly
and i probably could have got her if i put more effort into it
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I wish I had AIDs.

You can treat it quickly, so I would just ride the first phase. All that attention and weight loss?

Fags are lucky.
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>>7841079
Are you sure you're not deluding yourself? You can still try to get her if you think so. Your feelings might very well retutn after you fucked a few times. And if not you at least fucked her a few times.
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Lesgen I think I have a ghost qt who's molesting me in my sleep. Today when I woke up my nipples really hurt, like when you take off clamps after an hour.
Am I being spooked?
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>>7841088
oh, no, that's another thing, she's faaar away fro me
so it'd take a lot of effort to make work
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>>7841089
It's Jezebel
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>be me
>5'10 lanklet with b cups
>best friend is a cute 5'3 with d cups

why? why god?
why is life so cruel??
aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

is there anyone based on that alone, who would actually prefer me?
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>>7841077
No, we're both "take it slow" type people due to past relationships moving at the speed of fucking light, so we've mostly just been hanging out and (nsfw warning!) holding hands and stuff
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>>7841101
Definitely. I'm 5'5 myself and I want to have a tall domme with endless legs carry me off and ravish me.
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>>7841101
Me.

I'm a 5'8 C cup. We'd look good together.
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>>7841095
So you were deluding yourself. Be glad that you're over her.
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>>7841101
I'd prefer you anon, but you'd have to like a shorter dom in my case.
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>>7841101
I'm into shorter girls, but I would still perfer you. D cups are just gross.
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Today at work:

>At orientation meeting. (lol, I know)
>Talking about excel arks and investor meetings.
>Bored. Superior turns to me.
>"Do you like clams anon?"
>I stare at him.
>He stares back.
>"Oh, no I didn't mean like that, I mean for dinner after the meeting."

He's been avoiding me since.
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>>7841153
Lel
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>>7841153
be nice to him, it's tough talking to lesbians
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>>7841212
As a lesbian, totally agree. I can barely talk to lesbians at all.
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Awww. You guys were talking about crushing and i missed it!
Boooo
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>>7841240
That's what you get for having a life
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i'm a straight male, and i really like girls because they're cute.
i'd really like female friends to talk to about every day things and just admire them.
If i post my kik or Line here will I make new female friends?
Knowing they're lesbian also helps since it puts my anxiety at ease for reasons undefined.
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>>7841245
Aww
Thhhhaaat suuuucks.
No. I need to know everyone's crush now.
I've always had the same one. She's not real so i can tell anyone about her.
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>>7841260
I'm crushing hard on Austrianons sister.
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>>7841153
Should have replied

"Only the bearded variety."
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>>7841271
how can you crush on anyone in here?? you've never met??
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>>7841302
beard is not a word you associate with women.
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>>7841212
I'll try. If I was evil I could probably blackmail him to get a raise.
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>clg
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What's your thoughts on military fashion? I love the way it looks, so I'm buying bomber jackets, some more patches, ect. I only have one military style jacket right now (poorfag) but I was wondering what your thoughts about it are?
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>>7840775
That picture is creepy. Why did you do that.

>I have sleep paralysis almost every week. I hate it. I want nothing more than to never have them again, but it keeps happening.

Yours is definitely more frequent. My SP spans the same amount of time, but I had my first incident as a teen, didn't know what it was, then didn't experience more until around 4 years later. Now they usually occur as 2 incidents within a week of another, but are still infrequent. Mine seem to follow a pattern of threatening, non-threatening, threatening, non-threatening. I can expect a non-threatening one next.

>Yes! Sometimes I hear like 20 voices screaming inside my head. It feels as if my head is going to explode. What scares me the most is waking up and the voices still being there. Sometimes I hear devilish laughter. Other times I hear an explosive sound as if someone dropped a bomb in my room.

Shit, the highest amount of distinct voices I've had is 2. There was this one time with a hundred different screaming faces but at that point I couldn't pick out any one voice. I don't want to say screaming but that's the closest I can get to their noise. I wonder why yours are so much louder than any of mine.

>I don't really see things because I keep my eyes close. I'm too scared to open my eyes during these episodes due to what I could see.

That's a good choice. I've seen a lot, from floating, fuzzy people to a threatening note on my door. When I notice in time to keep my eyes closed, I do too. I'm lucky in that I haven't seen the scariest thing to show up in my room. It hid just out of sight, but I could tell it was there. I know it left me that note in the SP incident prior to it appearing. And as I fell asleep, I knew it was coming. It brought my friend with it.

>The first time I had SP, I saw a black shadow at the corner of my room. I saw it walking towards me.

Oh fuck that.
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>>7841452
Can look cute, I guess, but doesn't fit everybody. Probably more of a butch thing
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>>7841452
I think military and fashion are two words that don't work together at all. Military clothing is practical, the opposite of fashionable, and trying to impose fashionable elements into it is nonsense.
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/OUR GAL/ Here!
Women and I are going out again tonight.
>>Been texting and calling back and forth a lot
>>Called her before bed since we were texting
>>Got on the topic of our height difference
>>She's 5'9-5'10ish I'm 5'3
>>I made a short joke
>>"Haha, It's alright, I like your height. You're the perfect size to cuddle, and you'd fit in my lap. I was worried you'd think I was too tall. You don't think I'm too tall do you?! I worry about that.."
>>"Hahaha no! I just don't know how id-- um..."
>>"hmm?"
>>*Cue nervous laugh* "nothing"
>>"Heheh, you mean sex?"
>>"Ahhh... y-yeah.."
>>"Are you worried about it?"
>>"Maybe.."
>>"What are you worried about?"
>>Explain the last time I was in a relationship and had sex
>>My gf was a bitch and always made me be dom and it sort of wrecked my self esteem about sex
>>"I'm willing to go as fast or as slow with this as you are. I'm having a lot of fun. So please don't worry about that. If it helps, I've already thought about how cute you'd look under me while making that cute embarrassed face you make haha."
>>"Oh trust me, I'm probably making that face right now."
>>Both laugh about it and make plans for 7:30 to go see a random movie today
>>Went to bed last night, couldn't sleep feeling embarrassed from her saying she had already thought about me lewdly
>>Thought about being dom to her and then being her sub
I did feel like things were going really fast. I'm really glad she said all those things and I feel at ease. I don't really know the rules of dating or how soon is normal to start have sex, but after thinking about it, now it's all I'm thinking about.
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>>7841464
>Military clothing is practical, the opposite of fashionable
that really depends on rank and occasion. i mean the le gnazis had their uniforms designed by hugo boss and they were pretty hot stuff.

military aesthetic is certainly a thing.
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>>7841469
>I'm willing to go as fast
I'd say ditch the movie and just go straight for the pussy.
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>>7841458
Yeah that's true. I'd consider myself a soft butch, so I guess it's not too out of place
>>7841464
That's a good point. I think it's more of me liking the practicality of military styled uniforms, expecially flight jackets, which is why I like them so much. I've just been fascinated with them since I was a kid, I'm not really sure why
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>>7841452
If it's made from military surplus stuff then why not? Just that military clothes are comfy but they'll never be in fashion. But usually BDU trousers have good pockets!
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>>7841487
Get a soldier GF. They're always horny on leave.
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>>7841487
Liking practicality is completely fine too. Not everyone has to look like a Calvin Klein model after all :p

Besides, most people have both practical and comfy sets of clothing, no shame in wearing it if you like it.
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>>7841101
>5' 10"

Literal sexiest height desu
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>>7841101
I would bang you against the wall on our wedding night
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I'm curious, are you guys generally planning to get married eventually?
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>>7841550
When I have a good career and a pervy, professional GF who likes to wear lingerie. Then yeah
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>>7841552
I'm just asking because I talked with a (het) friend of mine today and she said she never wants to get married because "that's so old-fashioned". I was a bit dumbstruck because I thought every girl, gay or straight, fantasized about their perfect marriage.
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>>7841516
I had one, not exactly a soldier but still involved with the military, but she had to leave the country and knew she'd be gone for a long time so we mutually broke up. I still miss her sometimes
>>7841530
Aw thanks! Yeah most of my wardrobe is comfy and practical, like I wear combat boots and flexible skinny jeans (jeggings?) a lot, It's just my thing haha
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>>7841557
My sister married her hubby when she was 24. Their marriage lasted few years and then they broke up with kids. Needless to say I want to get married in my late twenties/early thirties.
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>>7841557
I don't fantasize about getting married.
I mean i do fantasize about taking girls out to gales and stuff. Idk. Maybe in time? Or if the right girl comes along?
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>>7841564
Yeah I'm not in a hurry either, but in the back of my mind there's always "endgame = married life". It's not "marry Gillian Anderson" anymore, but still.
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>>7841576
Me too. Must be because of my upper middle class background. Which is funny because my parents have had shitloads of failed marriages. They've had good careers but that's about it.

Also should I cut my hair short? Not in a butch way but in a femme way.
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>>7841550
I don't know. Marriage these days is a pretty big financial risk. I'd go for it with a solid premartial agreement though, I think.
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>>7841589
I'm thinking about becoming a heartless and soulless banker. Then I have the finances to buy concubines and slaves. I'll probably go with that plan.
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>>7841550
I am married but we were engaged for a couple of months before the wedding because we agreed that we wanted to settle matters after university. I found a job in Germany and initially my wife tried to get a job as well, but we ended up taking a loan and opening a private gallery where she can sell her art and work independently.
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>>7841584
Shoulderlong is cute, but any shorter isn't really femme anymore imo.

>>7841589
That's true. Maybe I'm a hopeless romantic but I just can't imagine marrying and then divorcing and remarrying, it just feels like a lifelong bond (and should be).
Which is weird because my mom remarried my dad.

>>7841591
Do that anon. As someone working in finance though, it's shit hours and everyone not in finance thinks you're literally Hitler.
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>>7841593
And here we have exactly the kind of financial risk I was talking about.
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>>7841595
What would that risk be? We paid back the loan very quickly and knew we would be able to.
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>>7841594
I'm currently studying economics and going for the MBA. I want to make shitloads of money because I'm a materialist greedy fuck but also because of the financial security. So I guess finance lifestyle would suit me. Also would 28 be too old to work in the finances?

I wasted my early twenties in odd jobs and in studying philosophy. Then I woke up to reality and began studying economics.
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>>7841550
I'd like to. When I have feelings for a woman, they're intense, and I never once entered a relationship thinking "oh yeah, she might be fun for a couple of months, then I'll go search for the next one". I want long-lasting relationships, and marriage to me seems like the ultimate celebration of such a relationship and our love.
Besides, it's the perfect excuse to force all my friends to meet me, rub my perfect wife into their face, and get free cake.
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>>7841584
>Also should I cut my hair short?

The answer to this question is almost always 'no'. Long hair is way superior in terms of cuteness.
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>>7841593
W-Would you care sharing the name of her gallery?
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>>7841606
Not too old I would say but it'll be competitive. What field did you have in mind? I'm definitely no expert but I've been working in finance for a couple of years, on and off.

>>7841608
>rub my perfect wife into their face
YES. Eat my happiness and choke on it, bitches
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>>7841624
Well I have few years of manager level work experience. And I'm not that sure about the specific field, as long as it's not marketing. God I hate that shit
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>>7841602
Do you really not see how

>private gallery where she can sell her art and work independently.

isn't really a secure source for a steady income for your wife?
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>>7841616
黃 By Night. 黃 is her mothers maiden name, it means Huang.
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>>7841639
The point isn't for it to be a secure source. I earn enough to pay for us both, she could be a house wife, but she enjoys running the store and meeting customers so it's more of a investment towards her happiness than a source of income. So far she breaks about even with running it anyway.
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>>7841654
And this is exactly my point. What do you think would happen if your wife left you? You'd have half of the property YOU worked for during your marriage taken away, had to pay for your wife cuz she doesn't make enough and even have part your pension right stripped from you. Count that plus the large exenses on a divorce and it can very well financially ruin a person.
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>>7841628
I work in the wealth management/investment sector. I gotta say I enjoy it a lot but especially when I started out 80, 90 hours were more or less expected. So be prepared to not sleep.
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>>7841676
Hm, I suppose love blinds me then, lol. Guess you are right.

Can't really worry about a hypothetical divorce though, so I suppose it's a investment towards gorwing old toegther, lol.
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>tfw your standards for a gf are so high the only person that qualifies to date you is yourself
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>>7841719
>tfw the only one whose standard are low enough to fuck you is you
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>>7841689
Yeah well, doesn't matter as long as the pay is good. Besides, I've already spent the last few years travelling and seeing the world. Just want to get on with my life and with my career.
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>>7841732
Fair enough then, I definitely hope you'll find a good job and enjoy it, and become a qt business woman.

>>7841750
Fuck yoooou
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>>7838976
Another "I wannna act like a dude" girl, wew.

>>7839848
>gif is appropriate
Are you 41?

>>7841053
I wish I could move on that fast.

>>7841469
>You don't think I'm too tall do you?! I worry about that
Wat? Really? Really?

>>7841550
I wish but it's never going to happen.
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>>7841776
That's the plan. Then I'm going to buy young qt's to serve me as slaves. I'll marry the best and make them my beloved concubines.
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>>7841676
I'm not married but as things are now, my gf will move in with me soon, and I'll pay the entire rent.
I really don't see the issue though, because this is what's making me happy right now, and Anon and her wife are happy with their gallery. You don't even have to be married to financially support each other.
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Any London anons here? I'm going there for an extended weekend holiday and I want to get laid
>Using Londoner NEET's to satisfy my depraved cravings
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>>7841800
Yeah, we didn't really marry for any administrative reasons, besides the eventual possibility of being higher up on the adoption waiting list as a married couple (we've gone with artificial insemination though).

Rather, it's more of a political statement I suppose, a confirmation that our love is recognized and legit on a state level and that we consider each other officially life partners.

Also, I love wedding ceremonies and we made quite the show of it.
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>>7841550
I hope so. I wanna say "My wife."
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>>7839940
Gaygen never had a sense of humour.

Men and women banter differently. It may seem more spiteful, but male banter sounds more douchey and harsh.
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>>7841846
When you visiting breh?
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>>7841872
That's what men are in general. More closer the friend more they insult each other.
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>>7841854
This so much.
;_;
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>>7841874
30.3-3.4.
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>>7841101
>digging for compliments
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I'm groping my own butt because I have no one to molest me
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>>7841694
>Can't really worry about a hypothetical divorce

Why not? Ideally this is something you worry about before you get married. Also keep in mind, you can only invest into growing older as long as you are together. If that stays like this, then everything is fine anyway. The problem only comes up when things don't work out, in which case you'd be investing into your ex-wifes new life without you.

Also keep in mind that this money you'd lose through a divorce, you wouldn't be able to invest into a new relationship anymore. It's more of a problem if there are children of cause, but still.

>>7841800
It isn't about financial support WHILE you're married or dating. That is not the problem. The problem comes up when you get divorced. This is the big risk that marriage without a premartial agreement brings, which I am talking about.

Imagine having half of your stuff taken and still having to pay every month for an ex-wife who left you for a new lover (a very common scenario for a divorce).
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>>7841594
>everyone not in finance thinks you're literally Hitler.
That's because you are, anon.

Where are you from?
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>>7841878
I'll be your wife
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>>7841914
I'm French but live in Zurich
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>>7841914
Why Hitler? I want to be the daughter of Lucifer and kick blue collar workers out in the name of profit.
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>>7841916
Gladly, I'm into forceful redheads.
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i got engaged to my gf at christmas, we've been together for 16 months and we've wanted to get married and it felt right to propose. my parents said congrats in a video call

my straight sister got engaged to her bf after 4 months and they've been getting cards and wine and relatives coming around and my mom brought bridal magazines and is cooing over them

like i feel a bit bitter but also kinda proud me and my fiancee have our shit together enough and are independently minded that we don't need all of that. my sis still lives at home, its her first bf and he moved in. i'm not bitter that they need the help and encouragement but part of me is bitter because i think ppl don't care or don't know what to do because lesbians
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>>7841917
>>7841918
Just remember your days are numbered.
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>>7841963
On the contrary. We are financing development of deep learning programs, robots and AI's. Soon we'll have no need for blue collar workers at all. Then proper humans can retreat to our resorts where machines do our bidding and we bang our custom made lesbian sex bots all day long. And the rest of the humanity can do whatever they want-
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>>7841935
I wish I were one. Ecchan is my role model. ;_;
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>>7842000
You want to sexually assault your best friend too?
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>>7842044
You don't?
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>>7841963
>you share a thread with plebs who unironically believe that
Ew
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>>7842048
I... I don't have a best friend.
;_;
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>>7842097
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>>7841089
Could just be PMS
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>tfw no Hispanic gf
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>>7841972
>tfw no AGI gf
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>>7842229
Yeah, two weeks too late though.
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My sister is pregnant and she's cheating her boyfriend with a woman. Damn
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>>7842566
Do you live in a Spanish Telenovela?
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>>7841876
Men are truly a crude and retarded creature.

Point was, our banter works for us. Spiteful bitching is fun, but obviously isn't for men.
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>>7842598
>Spanish Telenovela
>With lesbians
Please, tell me that it exists
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>>7842613
98% of men are heinous creatures that should be exterminated for good.
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>>7842638
Im no expert sadly
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>>7842644
Indeed, my lesbro.

One such expression is posting inflammatory homophobic bullshit and saying, "Ha! See?! Man-hating lesbian!" when people are annoyed.

No shit, we hate men. One only needs a pair of eyes to feel that, but straight women hate men, too, but they have to put up with their bullshit so they learn not to say anything.
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i wish i was qt thick brown girl
instead i'm a pale skeletonny with no boobs
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Anon here who got a back pay yesterday and is now in search of a girl to take out to eat out.

Turns out my payment got raised by 33%. Am I on the way to becoming a successful business woman who will soon meet her own coffee grill?
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>>7842699
Men are so insecure. Only handful of all men are actually confident and intelligent enough. Still, even those specific individuals have a long way to go before they're on par with the finest and educated lesbians.

Besides, men are pigs. Sexists pigs who think with their dicks. Or worse, they don't think with their genitals. Uplifting men is pointless. We need to eradicate most of them and create a new Saphic Empire. And make straights create their own country with actually decent men.
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>>7842638
Telenovela otaku here. No, lesbians don't exist in telenovelas, only gay men.
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>>7842733
I would choose you over some thick spic anytime, qt anon
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>>7842751
t-thanks,anon
i bet you're pretty qt too
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>>7842746
I knew it! Lesbian media sucks fat hairy balls. Best lesbian romance in TV was the Kirsten Steward Totinos sketch in the SNL a while back.
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>>7842733
Why is this my life
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>>7842756
I don't know about that, but I would gladly take a girl like you as my gf.
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I'm drinking wine, sniffing my ex gf's panties and also eating a chocolate cupcake. I've reached a certain point and I can't go any lower in life.
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how big are your boobs and/or your butt?
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>>7842805
>34D/36C
>thicc
>tfw no more hourglass waist to complement it all
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>>7842805
32B if the conversion is to be trusted
>implying I have a butt to speak of
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>>7842836
I'm going to molest you and do many dirty things to your body.
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>>7842846
B-be gentle anon.
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>>7841886
What does that mean? Use American dates, you terrorist.
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>>7842805
36C and a really n i c e ass

Im proud of my butt
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>>7842857
I won't. I want you to develop Stockholm syndrome, so you'll unconditionally love me as I use you to satisfy my darkest desires.
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>>7842805
Boobs are B cup.
My ass make up for it. I have an ass of steel from 2+years of weighted squats and lunges.
>thanks /fit/
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how do I stop grining like a retard every time the cute waitress smiles at me?
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>>7842875
Gosh. I might be able to live with that
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>>7842824
Is one of your boobs a D cup while the other one is a C cup?
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>>7842908
Occasionally I'll call you a good girl and make sweet love with you, just to make you fall in love even more.
>it's good to be bad
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>>7842910
No. It just varies from brand to brand.
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>>7842917
Oh, okay. For a moment there I thought you had uneven boobs.
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>>7842915
Mh. You make a convincing argument.
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>turned 21 today
what's the most lesbian drink I can mix to celebrate?
I already bought myself a bottle of Pink Moscato, is there something gayer?
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>>7842971
I have to. I want to own a harem
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>>7842973
Cosmopolitan is a stereotypically gay drink, and a good one too.
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>>7842973
Happy birthday anon.
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>>7842898
Tell us more about this waitress, anon.
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>>7842973
Oder a wet pussy
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>>7842973
screwdrivers
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>>7843067
I'm saving my vodka for a movie night on Friday, but thanks for the suggestion c:

>>7843014
welp, are you volunteering?

>>7843001
thanks c: I technically don't have one this year, but I appreciate the sentiment

>>7842979
yea, I think I decided that I liked just pouring a glass of wine instead of mixing, but thanks for the suggestion. I'll have to make it some time c:
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>>7843104
A wet pussy is a shot with peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry juice, and a little lime.
Not that you can't drink my wet pussy though.
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>>7843013
Short asian gal with the tightest pants I've ever seen.
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Hey lesgen,
Migraines hit me pretty hard after the flight home and still hasn't let on so I'll be spending the next few days in the hospital again. Not sure how much I'll be online but just saying I love you all, see you in a couple of days, at the latest.
Love, Austrianon
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>>7843122
Get well soon Austrianon!

>>7843108
pourqoui non le deux?
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>>7843108
Are you serious? D/a but I do not want to order that somewhere and be named a retard.

>>7841469
Well of course if she was seeing you and kissing you she had to know this would build up to having sex. So she'd have to imagine having sex with you. She probably imagined it in the span of seconds your eyes first met.

>>7841595
You sound like a dumb /pol/ poster with how everything is some tactic from women to rob us of our money.

>>7841564
I find that term disgusting. When Hets use it, it activates my gag reflex. Wifey is still dumb and makes me cringe but not as hard.
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Anybody in here right now dealing with severe depression?
Haven't been diagnosed yet but have strong reasons to believe I do, talked to my doc and she told me I should see a shrink asap because I might have an anxiety disorder and depression.

Shit sucks. Since coming to terms with the fact that I need the attention of a specialist, it feels like my symptoms have gotten worse. I now manage to cry every day once I get home, I get muscle tension/pain often and I pretty much cannot work on my uni assignments. Now add that to my year long sleep disturbances.
And the weirdest shit is how I can pretend so well every freaking day to seem like I'm ok, and everyone just buys into that. Even myself sometimes, until I get home. If I were to tell people how I feel, surely they wouldn't believe me.

I don't even care anymore that I don't a have a gf or that my stupid onitis is barging into my stupid heart again and I can't have her. Just make this pain stop. Mental illnesses are no joke. Jesus christ
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>>7843108
>peach schnapps, vodka, cranberry
That sounds horrible
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>>7843168
>Are you serious?
Yes. You can also order an orgasm and a sex on the beach.
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>>7843207
You're gonna make me look stupid!
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>>7843276
"Orgasms" are actually a thing. When I turned 16 (which is the drinking age here), I went to a bar with some friends and, being the oh-so funny teenagers we were, I had to order Orgasms, Orgasms for everyone.
The waitress just looked me straight in the eye and went "Fine by me. And what would you like to order?" and that shut me up real fast.
Plus I spent the rest of the evening with a burning hot face.
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>>7843188
I have been dealing with severe depression since I was 12 and it destroyed my life but my mom never took me to the psychiatrist and when she did we didn't even have money for the treatment anymore. But it's ok because I will kill myself eventually.
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>>7843289
>orgasms are actually a thing
So, are you all talk or you gonna prove that?
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>>7843346
the world's knowledge is at your fingertips
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>>7843311
what the fuck, has it really been severe for that long? I honestly can't imagine taking any of this much longer without allowing my life to fall into shambles and eventually dying somehow.
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>>7843352
>at your fingertips
Oh, nice one.
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>>7843367
Probably even longer, but the severe symptoms appeared when I was 12. According to the psych that interpreted my brain studies I could have been depressed since I was 5.
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>>7843388
Sucks to be you, then.
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>>7843311
>But it's ok because I will kill myself eventually.
it seems silly
but when I think about it, the main reason I always come up against suicide is that I don't want to leave behind a mess
>slit my wrists in the tub
>nobody finds me for at least a month
>big ol' bowl of Me soup
>probably have to condemn the apartment building due to hazardous mold
not to mention what the smell would be like
jesus

>tl;dr
don't kill yourself, you'll leave a stain
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Tell me about your incest crushes.
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>>7843388
How the hell can a 5 year old be depressed? What makes a 5 year old depressed?
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>>7843429
>only external stimulus can cause depression
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>>7843429
Sometimes brain chemistry just decides to go all 4chan and fuck you for life.
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>>7843428
Austrianon and her sister are my incest crushes
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>>7842746
But exist a brazilian telenovela with a lesbian drama
Sadly i dont remember the name :<
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>>7843435
You sound like a pussy. Stop being such a faggot about life.
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>>7843465
Go away, dudebro.
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>>7843460
>Brazilian telenovela with lesbian drama
>doesn't remember the name
HERETIC! Prepare to be purged!
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>>7843506
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Femme lesbians with short hair are treasures and I want to catch and own them all.
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Saw Misfits of Science last year, fell in love with young Courteney..

And now she's trash.
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Boobies. So. Good.
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Are any of you actually attractive
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>>7842805
38D or 36DD. It's a pain in the ass desu
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>>7842757
Did somebody say...?
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>>7843188
Ugh this is so me!
I'm not diagnosed yet either but I really relate to this, I just sleep all the time, and feel anxious all the time, oh and lots of crying
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>in search of new apartment
>on waiting list for some pretty nice ones, that are dirt cheap for what they are and in good areas of the town
>landlord has just started renting out new apartments as well
>they are on the upper end of what I'm willing to pay, have much better kitchens than my current one, are bigger, and have a bath that is slightly nicer
>are still in my current area which I slightly dislike and want to move away from

Should I take the plunge /lesgen/? I'm afraid I'm gonna go through the hassle of moving into one of the apartments, just to get informed a month later that I'm now able to move into the ones I actually want to.
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>>7844007
apartment hunting is a pain in the ass
I ended up wasting about two grand in weekly hotels waiting for the one I wanted
>it was worth it
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made a /clg/ chatroom if anyone is interested ~~

https://discord.gg/bJKPv
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>>7844007
Honestly anon, I'd wait it out for the ones you really want. They seem like a far better option for you
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>>7843927
Yes, I love her and I also low Kristen Stewart. They were kissing and having cute moment together. My heart melted because a fucking SNL joke was better and more cute than 99,99999999% of lesbian movies
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>>7844007
>tfw I own my own house
Feels good woman
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>>7843869
I get told I'm cute on occasion, does that count?
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>>7844126
>apartment hunting is a pain in the ass

You can say that again. I've been looking since October.

>>7844145
In the long run, yeah, definitely. I'm not at all satisfied with my current one though - just earlier all of our bathrooms got flooded because someone tinkered around with the sinks - and I could move out of the other apartmens after 3 months. Who knows if I'd be able to move into one of the good ones during that time.

>>7844180
I wouldn't want that, I don't even know what to do with my second room as is.
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>>7844230
Okey, I still have some of the mortgage to pay off but in a few years I'm debt free!
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>mfw I still want to buy an RV so I can gtfo whenever/whereever
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>>7844433
White trash
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I want my face between her ass cheeks.
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>>7844468
you know it
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>>7844543
RV is cancer.
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>>7844546
5th wheels are cheaper
then I'd have to buy a big enough truck to haul it
but then it wouldn't be cheaper
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>>7842277

TITAN please go.
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>>7841777
>I wish I could move on that fast.
i don't think you do
it just makes me feel wishy washy
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>>7842277
>>7844586
Explain these terms
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I want Chloe Price to rape me in the bathroom!
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>>7844708
Enough with the LiS spam
>>
How many of you girls have a rape fantasy?
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>>7844719
>spam

What? First post in the entire thread, retard.

Still,

>tfw you really want Chloe to rape you in the bathroom
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>>7844724
I have a rape, murder and eat them fantasy. That's perfectly normal.
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>>7844686

AGI - Artificial General Intelligence.

TITAN is a reference to a tabletop roleplaying game I love where AGIs called TITANs wipe out life on Earth and humanity is forced to live in the rest of the solar system in fear of AI rape.

its great.
>>
>tfw you want to buy a strap on to use on a cute girl
>most girls don't seem to be really big into penetration
I'm worried it will be wasted. ;;
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>>7844772
Not saying it isn't normal, I'm just looking out for my next victim
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>>7844788
The "perfectly normal" was sarcastic.

I usually am the perpetrator in the "rape, murder, cannibalism" fantasy, but I'd be down for rape play, near-murder and faux-abuse.
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>>7844785
Trump great or actually great?
>>7844807
Well aren't you charming? We have a lot in common
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>>7844807
T-there are more lesbians into cannibalism? Holy shit I'm not alone.
>>
>that time of the month where you crave sex with a girl speaking with that nasally Queens accent
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>>7844816
Actually great, if you like Cyberpunk/transhumanist/body horror rpg settings and cool shit like that.
>>
Hey I just made a chat for us (just for us) since the last one said the invite expired.
sorry it's chatzy, I don't know how to discord.
Anyway come in
password is lesbians
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I want to beat my slave into bruises. I mean seriously beat her. Any volunteers?
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>>7844816
That we do, you saucy devil.

>>7844827
Usually tearing out their throat after, or cooking them. Feeding it to family members when I invite them around as a consolation for their missing daughter.

I like to imagine keeping them limbless in my basement and using them as fuck stumps.
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>>7844849
oops forgot the link
http://us23.chatzy.com/39270670170778
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anyone seen that ridiculous post on AL claiming PiV sex is lesbian sex?
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>>7844858
Get in, dykes.
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>>7843188
That sounds pretty serious, anon. You'd definitely want to see a psych.

I've had moderate to severe depression since middle school. Today, I'd say it's mild to moderate--I feel like shit, but it doesn't impede my day-to-day life anymore. It was rougher in high school and when I first started uni. Frequent nightmares and panic attacks, self-harm, purging, all that dramatic shit. I tried to kill myself a few times because I couldn't handle the pressure and, more often than not, was too proud or scared to ask for help.

Now I'm in my 20s now and doing vastly better. Good grades, friends, all that. It's trite to say, but the first step is to admit you have a problem. Then you can recognize, eventually, that you can and deserve to get better.

I hope things get better for you, anon.
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>>7844855
You want to be the submissive victim or the resisting victim?
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>>7844918
Submissive. I want to eventually start to beg.
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>>7843188
I've been dealing with it since middle school. I'm looking to get help for it sometime this year, and I think you really should too.

Last year I thought I met a cutie who understood my depression, since she had it herself and was studying to by a psych. She was super nice and we were really close, and I confided in her a lot. I should have seen the signs though - she never invited me over, and always made me drive 2hrs to her parents house to hang out. Not once did she take the initiative to hang or make the drive to see me.

Then in the spring I fell into a bad spot, and got really reclusive and suicidal. Nothing. For months, I heard nothing from her - even though she knew I was suicidal.

Eventually I got myself out of it, found some new people to hang around, and while my depression isn't gone, it's good to have a support system. I hung out with the girl a few times after that, but when she found out I had made new friends, she got pissy and refused to talk to me for weeks - citing that "you looked like you were having fun with your OTHER friends" She then texted me telling me she thought my depression was just a "situational" thing and not serious.

Idk, it really fucked me up.
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>>7844855
Ah see I'm into more - passionate? shit. Like fucking me, but biting into my neck so hard I bleed, slowly ripping the skin off as you devour me. Or carving my stomach up with a knife while telling me you love me. Even if it's just manipulative and not true. That sort of thing just HNNNG.

Or vise versa. I wouldn't say no if the roles were reversed, haha.
>>
>>7845024
Me too, Jesus.

I like that intense dependency up until death, emotions high, ravaging you, making it hurt so good, type of thing.

I like switching roles, too.
>>
>>7845059
How do you switch roles if you're dead?
>>
>>7845068
Well, it is faux-death.
>>
>>7845085
So are you guys gonna wear prosthetics? Kek
>>
>>7844942
Please, resist at first and then go all "I'm a good slave girl". I want to make you submit and earn that submission. Then I'll make you beg for more
>>
>>7845059
GOD I'm so happy somebody else gets it.
>>
>>7845123
Definitely! I like being an initial bratty sub, then submitting, feeling the shame, arousal and acceptance.
>>
>>7845164
My favorite phase is when sub is in the "this feels so good but I'm definitely not a slave who enjoys being a submissive slut".
>>
>>7845152
I am, as well. You seem like you have based sexual taste.

I really like the manipulation you mentioned, a dangerous, intoxicating relationship based on desire, and desire for love.
>>
>>7845174
Denial is hot, but I love the initial post-acceptance phase of breaking to your dom.
>>
>>7845210
Sorry love, that comes later. I'm going to fully enjoy your first steps in the out of comfort zone.
>>
>>7845225
Unn-ngh, I fucking bet you are.

Good fucking luck.
>>
>>7845246
Thanks I guess?
>>
>>7841557
Never fantasized about it at any age nor do I have any desire to marry. It seems expensive, unnecessary and I'd hate being the centre of attention.

I guess the commitment thing is kinda cute though
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>tfw no degenerate, lolicon gf
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I'm binge listening all the bad songs from my teenage years
>>
>>7845319
i do this too
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>>7845328
I'm fucking ashamed. Not even nostalgic but just, this amount of pure shame.
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>>7845336
I bet you got some avril in there, huh?
maybe some tatu?
>>
>>7845352
Worse.
>>
>>7845356
like how worse
on a scale of christian rock to nickleback
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>>7845361
Basshunter and other shit
>>
>>7845361
Different Anon, I had Mayday Parade.

How awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaR7cYTSkNQ
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>>7845352
Are you a tranner?
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>this is how sjws see us
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Why aren't you watching the YYS OVA, lesgen?
>>
>>7845595
This is how retarded /pol/acks see us, who unironically use "SJW".
>>
>>7845595
No1curr

Also what the fuck happened to her face?
>>
>>7845740
Unfortunately SJWs made that, not /pol/tards.
>>
>>7844839
Born and raised in queens. Come rape me pls
>>
>>7845937
but do you sound like Fran Fine?
>>
>>7845953
I have allergies that make me perpetually stuffed up and nasally. If you don't mind a runny nose I could be your nanny
>>
>>7845707
Excuse #1: I'm saving it for later, as one does with special treats.
Excuse #2: I'm waiting until I can watch it with the friend I watched the series with.
>>
>>7846130
You actually have friends? I'm disappointed.
>>
>>7846141
I'm sorry I'm impure.
>>
>>7846189
Kinda makes me feel even more of a loser to know that.
>>
>>7846238
Please don't, I've just been lucky.
I mean I'm still a wizard, right?
>>
>>7845953
Fuck off, I put out the call

>>7845976
I'm sure I could find your overabundance of mucus charming. Are you one of the Italians that have to mention being Italian?
>>
>>7845770
It's a skull tatoo that glows in UV.
>>
Yay, I'm finally over my older married colleague. Buy now she seems so annoying.
>>
So, this morning I randomly started crying after orgasming. Am I broken?
>>
>>7847165
No, you aren't broken. There are a lot of people that cry after orgasm.
>>
>>7847154
That doesn't mean you are over her, that means you are trying to convince yourself that you are over her by projecting negative emotions towards her.
>>
>>7847200
Yeah but I never have before. It's completely random, I didn't think about anything remotely sad and I'm actually in a rather good mood lately, but I just couldn't stop crying.
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>>7847206
I have once or twice, and it was weird and scary. But I think it's just the rush of hormones or even the withdrawal after you orgasm, your body chemistry, your mood, your mindset - everything plays into it.

Just like how if you smoke weed, you might be fine 99% of the time, but that other 1%, you get that bad, nervous high. At least, that's how I see it.
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>>7847211
I suppose that makes sense. I'm just confused because I've been orgasming for a literal decade and never ever cried before. It just seems so random.
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>tfw no playful dark-haired onee-chan to ageplay with

why even live
>>
>>7846360
I'm Italian but it's so obvious there's nothing to talk about
>>
>>7837817
I find Auli'i Cravalho attractive but shes only 16 REEEEE
and probably not gay
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>>7845313
I used to have one, but I was just out of the loli phase myself so I guess it doesn't count.

>tfw you'll never be a loli again
>>
>tfw not a slave hunter
>cannot capture and force qt's into slavery
>cannot molest escaped slaves girls
>I will never return slaves to their rightful mistresses
>>
>>7846266
Consider I will also become a wizard, but not have friends.
>>
>>7847232
>posting cucks
>>
REEEE everyone keeps yelling at me and I'm tired of it.
>>
>>7847283
I'm going to destroy that pucci.
>>
are we being raided
it feels like we're being raided
>>
>>7848068
It looks like typical /clg/ to me.
>>
>>7848013
Come over I'm teasing my hair and slipping into my tightest leopard mini dress right now
>>
>>7848365
>leopard mini dress
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>>7837817
>fell asleep with pants on and now area on labia majora is swollen where cloth rubbed against it

This is me.
I had to go out today and now the wound opened, and there's a whole lot of pus coming out.
It seems to hurt less now though and it's less swollen, so that's good, r-right?
>>
>>7848433
Why do you have blades in your pants?
>>
>>7848433
What the fuck anon, are your pants made of chainmail
>>
>>7848472
>>7848497
I use my blades and chainmail to protect my princess in dire situations.
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>>7848365
And you're chewing gum obnoxiously, right? Talking loudly on the phone to your cousin Loretta? Rolling your eyes and telling her that I won't leave you alone?
"Wat a Howndawg"

Please marry me.
>>
>>7848986
>tfw had big crush on my Italian teacher in high school
>this makes me remember it all
>>
>>7848986
My cousin's name is Linda and I'm putting a chicken part in the oven right now.
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>>7849082
>chicken parm
Fuck
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