/gaygen/ Gay General

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

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>tfw no overly optimistic bf
>tfw no bf that gets excited over little things, but not too excited
>tfw no qt bf with longish hair to play with
>tfw no bf with a qt hat
why live

OP is a faggot

>>7833842
Indeed. I bet he would be the best little spoon in the world.

I hope Andromeda has some good options, since they're adding more nuance to flirting and relationships, as well as relationship types.

>>7833932
Oh, shit.

I meant >>7833834

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hi is this where i find a boyfriend

Am I a good judge of my sexual attractiveness?

Like if I'd fuck me then would others fuck me?

>>7833975
It's where we talk about boys, and our lack of fulfilled romantic aspirations.

>>7833979
Post pics. Must include at least one nude.
>>7833975
Hi. Yes, we're boyfriends now.

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>>7833994
sweet
when do we get to cuddle and whisper sweet nothings to each other

>>7834020
When you give me all of your information so that I can come find you. Then I'll be waiting outside your window staring into your bedroom.

>>7834037
>>7834020
And they say romance is dead.

I'm going to be alone for possibly a very long time, but that's okay. It's better than faking it with someone and hurting them/them hurting you.

>>7833893
How do I get out of my self hatred and negative body image?

>>7834140
http://www.cci.health.wa.gov.au/resources/consumers.cfm

Have you buttmosexuals played Coming Out On Top?

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tfw just totally OWNED a natalist on twitter whilst listening to K-rino

>>7833921
I bet I'm a bigger one, though.

>>7833909
guro shota?

>>7834147
Thanks. This gives me a lot to study and hopefully find something that works.

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>>7834252

>>7834253
My therapist recommended it to me and I'm working over some stuff on the site with them, but all of it seems to be stuff you can do at home. Good luck.

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>>7834154
Yee

>>7834177
Slay them ice queen!

Nationalism has no place in this world anymore

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>>7834275
>tfw you will never be mathc4mathc

>>7834260
like with blood and stuff yo

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>>7834280
>Slay them ice queen!

>>7834288
I know what guro shota is
Hence the gif.

Kinda wanna bend over this really sexual femboy who I sometimes smoke and play tekken with. Anyone have stories from hookups like that?

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me when i see cishets trying to weasel their way into lgbt spaces

>>7834320
>using cis unironically
>self proclaiming to be a special snowflake
Maybe you should use that spray on yourself

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>>7834280
>tfw can't tell if this is ironic or not

>>7834287
It's been a while, what?

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>>7834331
I have never heard of natalist and figured you're some sort of illiterate queer.

>>7834333
What did he mean by this?

>>7834347
what? natalism is not nationalism.. you should probably google things before you post, friend

>>7834362
I just did and it's just being pro-birth then? I guess it's more fitting term than pro-life since those people typically don't really care what happens to baby is born

>>7834378
yes, i was referring to pro-natalists

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>>7834351
I don't know?

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I hooked up with a hot daddy and I was pretty awkward when we met at first, but I think I wasn't too weird at least. After he said I could come to his place some time, so I messaged him after saying I'd love to take him up on that at some point and he said he'd like that too. But now it's been a couple weeks and I don't know if I should text him or wait for him to text.

Help. I need his hairy chest and sexy blue eyes.

(pic related)

>>7834450
What's the age difference?

How do I find an orgy?

>>7834450
>I don't know if I should text him or wait for him to text

you snooze, you lose

Do I have to get a dildo to play with my butt? I don't want to drop the money or have to explain it when someone finds it.

>>7834771
Do you have to? No. Should you? Yes.

>>7834803
What about a vibrating thing? Those seem fun and more worth the money

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>>7833920
>tfw i am all of thise things

tee hee

>>7834826

vibrating things are fun but they are the opposite of value for money

$35 can get you a good-quality dildo or a shit quality vibe

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Happiness is the act of forgetting how bad things really are and the denial that they are inevitably going to get worse.

And that's *before* you get old and die.

And without family, in our case.

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>>7833920
>gets excited over little things, but not too excited
Wat?

>>7835245
Happiness is a warm gun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8K0yLAtzCY

>>7834450
Text him you bottom slut

>>7833920
>Iktf
Can't help but feel that if I had someone I'd have my life much more together

Jesus, this thread is always dead as fuck. Fucking masc and fem gen.

>>7835556
It's fucking ridiculous, but honestly, were it not for splitting gaygen up in twain, we'd have all the cancerous fem "am I trans" posts.

Lesgen is just one continuous thread of posts that can become blogtier quickly because of the spam potential in the fast pace.

>>7835567
Frankly /soc/ has better gay threads.

"straight" guy here. Just achieved hands free ejaculation with fingers in my bum. I have to say it's really overrated, you pretty much just touch your dick from inside. The feeling is different but I had more feels by massaging penis glans for example.
People who are gay just for the dick in the butt do it for idea right, no the actual feeling?

>>7835240
But the person I was referring to is absolutely acting in poor taste, dumb fuck

It's a decent piece of cinema from a rather unique perspective which revolves around a homosexual black person, and to say this is in any way "race-baiting" anyone is absolutely pathetic. Yet poltards have to spew this horse shit about how the Oscars are race-baiting him because the one featuring a gay black person won over the one featuring white people.

>the leftists LIKE YOU insist the person openly talking about it is somehow the one acting in poor taste.
So why is it that many of these cases of "race-baiting" turn out to be pure paranoia?

>>7835604
You shouldnt do it at all if you dont like the idea of being receptive. Its more like a consultation prize for guys who dont necessarily like penetrating their partner, although personally, I do find prostate simulation more pleasurable than penis stimulation

>>7835604
In the end, do what makes you feel like it's not shallow and superficial. When I hang with my bi friends I see on Facebook who have the same protection that race and religion have. Photos have mass at light speed and since a church is not a mental illness, although, yes, it is a trap to make you happy.

>>7835604

Pretty sure you didn't achieve a prostate orgasm. I think you just stimulated your dick from the inside, like you said. A p-spot orgasm is very different, desu.

>>7835994
For instance, before I even knew that the prostate existed, I started fingering myself around 13, even though it only hurt. And I kept doing it for a year without knowing, until I found it on my own. I was naturally inclined to desire being penetrated.
Thats really the only reason to ever put anything up your ass.

Shall I prostitute myself? I have a shitty home life.

>>7835997
100% agreed my lunar friend

>>7836251
*shall'st'dve'st

>>7835245
Boohoo get a blog faggot

>>7836315
What?

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>>7836323
Wtf I love life now.

>>7836343
;)

>want to eat the banana
>also want to shove it up my ass
Wat do?

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Never blame others for disappointments.

Its your own fault for having hope.

>>7836251
Probably not. Dosn't seem prudent.

>>7833975
You won't find anyone compatible here

>>7836649
You're saying the whole 30 people who post here are entirely incompatible?

Cmon, bro. It's like the birthday thing where if you have 23 people then there's a 50/50 shot two of them share a birthday. So with 30 people it's pretty much guaranteed two of them will want to bang, that's just how maths works.

>>7836719
How is this bitch so critical while simultaneously being so unfunny?

>>7834333
masc4masc but with a lisp desu

>>7837002
>no blaming jews
Almost

>>7837002
This is true.

>>7837021
It is, but it'll continue to feed their already massive persecution complex.

>>7837051
The more isolated and hated the feel, the better, in my opinion.
I'll just make sure to remind them next time that they have no right to feeling indignation.
Plus, I think subconsciously, some of them know just how fucked up they are.

>>7837002
> Be Bi
> Have cute gay bf for some years now
> Haters gonna hate

>>7837097
He'll hate you too when your true colors show.

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Just watched an absolutely fucking TERRIBLE movie just because it pandered to homos like me.

The plot was retarded. A gay dude gets fired from his teaching job because he's gay, so to get revenge he dresses up in drag and reapplies for the job, dishing out "epic xD" revenge with sassy insults and lots of fingerclicking. Every single non-gay character was this ridiculous Texan caricature of a braindead country redneck, and every single good character turned out to be either gay or trans in the end.

"Yaaass!" made up like 15% of all the dialogue lines.

But in a weird way, I kind of secretly enjoyed it if I'm being honest. Like, it was terrible, but it was also relentlessly cheerful and I have to admit that I very much fell victim to the constant gay pandering.

You guys have any guilty pleasures like that?

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> finally decide to post on 4chan for a bf
> honest about myself in the post and surprisingly get a good amount of post
> someome adds me bc they're interested in me
> hit it off very well and kind of like him already. He also lives jusr a few hours away. Don't think he'll cheat bc he said he's a neet
> tfw he hasnt replied to me at all today so I think I messed up somehow

It's not fair. I thought I finally found someone after years of nothingness

>>7837256
or maybe hes just busy or he forgot to charge his phone or something

stop being such a needy bitch T B H

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>>7837265
He's a neet that does the usual neet activities. I don't think he's that busy and he was avid about messaging me yesterday. Also, he uses a computer. We're not technically bfs yet but that's our intentions

>>7837285

what did you expect of a NEET?

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All relationships end.

If you get screwed, cheated on, dumped, heart-broke or thrown away, just remember that you could prevent it from happening again with 100% efficacy.

The key is not trusting anyone. Now you can do the dumping for any reason at anytime. And do it without guilt. The alternative is that they were going to do it to you eventually rather they meant to or not.

You've paid for your naivete. Why keep doing it, and why shouldn't others? You're doing them a favor by helping them grow up.

Besides, its better to leave while you're still wanted.

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>>7837306
To almost always be available to talk to me? I dunno. I super loyal and I just wanted a bf goddamit

>>7837369
>letting people dump you
>not locking them in your basement
Sure they can still dump you but they can never leave.

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>>7833909
Suffer not a witch. Everything a witch can do, a comparable christian can do and they won't suffer hell and distance from god at the end of days.

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>tfw when I miss my ex bf who got so excited when we went to play tennis together and called me "his Federer" and always sucked my cock afterwards
;____;

>>7837384
It's not even a boyfriend. Just a pen pal

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>>7837451
I met him yesterday and who uses the terminology pen pal.

Is it bad that I really fucking hate gays?

>>7837408
But are there any Christian boys cuter than that witch boy?

>>7837522
The kind of person to whom being a neet isn't the glaring red flag that it is, apparently

>>7834177
You can't own someone when you have no stake in the discussion. I'm just being honest I would throwaway a gays opinion about children and babies

>>7837585
Are you a self hating closet case?
Because if you are, then yes.
If you're dogshit straight scum, then I don't care because gays hate you too.

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>>7835245
Happiness is embracing how bad things really are and letting the wacky situations consume you. It's even more fun if you're good at predicting things because you'll always be surprised about the turns life and society take. Oh it's so much fun.

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>>7837602
of course I have a stake in the discussion. I am human and I can talk, converse, make rational and logical arguments. just because I am homosexual does not mean my argument against others is moot, that's such a stupid thing to say.

>>7837220
Yeah drag queens in general do that
The jokes are horrible, the aesthetic is stupid, they can barely perform for the most part, they're surface level in their thoughts, but God are they entertaining

>>7837609
I'm not in the closet and I don't hate myself. It's just I've never met a gay that didn't manage to get on my nerves.

>>7837635
You're arguments and thought hold no clout in decisions for birthing and raising children. Yeah you can make them but pretty much everyone is going to discard them precisely because it doesn't have anything to do with you.

>>7837667
what difference would it make if I was a sterile/infertile heterosexual? just because it does not directly effect me doesn't mean that I can't make logical and rational arguments against the continuation of the species I'm part of. it's so stupid to say that I can't do that just because I'm gay, and it's not my fault that heterosexuals discard rational arguments against procreating just because of my own characteristics.

>>7837716
None
Why do you brink up another group who has no clout in this argument?
I'm not saying you can't make argument just that people are going to disregard it given your status. Do you think people listen to bachelors when it comes to how to raise a child? No they look up to successful mothers and fathers. That's how that shit is always going to be and birthing is no different. You're basically talking to yourself when you make such arguments

>>7837590
Their bodies are full of light.

>>7837742
you're just arguing the same crap about how I shouldn't make an argument against the continuation of humanity just because some ignorant heterosexuals may dismiss logical arguments because of the characteristics of the person making the argument

>>7837806
I'm saying everyone disregards you

>>7837806
Arguing with straight people is pointless, especially when they go "HURR HURR MAH BAIBIES".
They don't grasp the finer details of such issues.
It's genetic so don't judge them too harsh.

>>7837838
not everyone, and for the last fucking time... not my fucking problem that some heterosexuals are ignorant enough to dismiss logical arguments against the continuation of humanity just because of the characteristics of the person making the argument. it's their fault, I will continue to make rational arguments and if they're ignorant enough to dismiss them because of my characters I have no control over, fuck them

>>7837855
*characteristics

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>>7837596
I'm desperate for affection and lonely don't u judge me. Obviously being a neet is a bad thing, but he's the first guy in forever who's been interested in me

https://discord.gg/jDPEC7m

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>admit to straight best friend that I have a crush on him, tell him I'm actually over it and don't love him anymore
>fast forward two years later
>watching the office for the first time
>[spoiler] season 2 where jim is telling pam he had a crush on her but doesnt anymore
>start sobbing because I relate so much to this feel
>I still love him to bits but he doesn't want my love
How do I get over a straight crush?

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>>7837914

I was expecting cake. When I didn't immediately see it, I got confused, panicked and closed the tab.

Dont toy with my love like that.

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>>7838051
Burn him.

>>7837522
>I met him yesterday
>why isn't he available to answer at my beck and call 24/7
are you fucking stupid

>>7838186
He hasn't been on all day and he's a neet r u fucking inbred or r u fucking illiterate

>>7837914
what is this and why are you posting it here? there is already a gaygen discord

>>7838200
It's another discord that includes people from all generals on /lgbt/, where as the gaygen discord is based around obviously gaygen.

>>7838256
well I can't join for some reason, it says the invite has expired

>>7838256
>all generals on /lgbt/
so it's no doubt dominated by trannies

>>7838281
This
Trannies have taken over lgbt and its disgusting.

Gaygens thoughts on hair loss? My hair is thinned out and ugly but not yet to the point of a comb over. I'm considering keeping my head shaved. I might get a wig.

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the sims bf

Hey!

So I guess I'm sort of gay...? I don't know if I've always been. I think so but my family is hobophobic and I'm sort of straight too so I repressed.

But even though I liked girls I've never felt comfortable being sexual with them, am virgin haha. I see their beauty but I never escalate things and shy away when they do. I'm comfortable with men but homophobia...makes me fear the social consequences.

So I was thinking about my past. And growing up I always had these sort of "boy crushes" on older boys. I'd just be naturally attracted to them. While repressed I rationalized it away as just seeing them as role models. Sometimes I formed sensei/mentor like friendships with these boys if they were at school, I was pretty attached and would think about how I could become a part of their lives because I looked up to them so much. I was really proud and satisfied when I successfully made it into their lives. Other times they were just strangers and I'd just admire them and copy them from afar.

This happened with a lot of boys... Yet I never actively pursued girls like this. Whenever I made a move on a girl, it felt forced, like I was just following society's expectations.

So what do you guys think? Does this sound like a normal straight boy thing or a gay boy thing? Was I sexually motivated? I was attracted to the boys haha, they had that aura and were always good looking/stylish. But while repressed I just saw it as a normal role model thing. Is that all it was? Fwiw the same thing still even happens and I get jealous when they give attention to girls instead.

I never had these feelings to boys my own age. They have to be older...

Ty in advance for reading.

>>7839201
I don't mind bald.
Admittedly, I've never seen a guy who looked better bald than with a full head of hair, but it's still not a deal breaker for me personally.
Also, I'm sort of an outlier in that I prefer thinning hair over shaved bald, as long as it's not too long (over 2 inches). I just like to touch his hair, but most people prefer a balding guy to just shave bald.
>>7839255
Wow, I could never go back to sims 3, it looks awful. Wish Sims 4 hadn't taken so many steps back in gameplay to accommodate graphics.

>>7839318
>hobophobic
stopped reading there. There's no way any following words in your blog could compare to this pearl.

>>7838186
He's my bf now and he had slept all day sick a dick fag

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The first step to feeling horrible is caring about something. Then you just sit back and wait for something to screw it up.

Its not misery that makes you suffer. Its getting there. The longer you avoid it, the worse the trip gets. You're only free once you have nothing left to care about. So even if you didnt suffer, you end up with misery all the same. Its just whether you accept it sooner or later.

>>7839201
Getting older sucks doesn't it.

>>7840503
It has its ups and downs.

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>find someone that's almost perfect
>the person posted his pic on 4chan, never replied and you can't get the source of the pic
I'm this close to having a mental breakdown.

>>7840956
post pic

>>7841028
It's just >>7840441 this guy, he hits all the right notes for me.

Now I'm sad.

Holy shit haven't been on /lgbt/ in months and what the fuck has happened?

Almost every thread is about fucking trannies.

>>7841076
Trannies happened. 'Tis their nature. Let one in, you have a whole mischief droppng turds and eating your oatmeal.

I wish I had AIDs.

You can treat it quickly, so I would ride the first phase. All that attention and weight loss? Yes, please.

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>too chubby too be a twink but too skinny to be a bear and no motivation to do anything

Ha ha anyone in london want to STRNAGLE ME TO DEATH

>>7841096
just smoke meth you bug chaser

>>7840809
Speak for yourself.

>>7841325

no but if you want to go to some gay bars ill take you tbqhwyf

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>>7841712
G-Give contact details anon

Also I'm not some weirdo that constantly monitors the thread I was just checking phone (promise)

>>7841723

Email me at [email protected] and we can swap # numbers

hey ladies
anyone here watch RuPaul???

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I want Digby as my BF.

He's cute

>>7842230
Shit game to be honest.

I've never played it.

>>7841791
Yes. I also know one of the contestants from s9 in real life. He's really nice but I don't see him going far

>>7841791
Gross, go away.

gaygen? more like deadgen

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>tfw i fell for the boipucci meme and now its all i fap to

>>7842955
It's great, huh?

>>7833893
Who want's to read guro shota with me?

>>7842914
everyone's talking in the discord instead

>>7843373
>guro
what kind we talking, like, Borderline snuff or just like... nosebleeds and shit?

>>7840295
What did you smoke to get all this negativity?
Also can I have some?

new discord link https://discord.gg/dnQzf

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>finally get a response from mr perfect who escaped me during sex but said he was up for meeting another time
>he answers "fine" to my question I asked this sunday and then goes dead silent again when I reply
...................................

>>7844664
>meet qt at college trip with blue hair
>find out he's bi
>exchange numbers platonically
>get home, texting each other every few minutes
>he has to go because his friends need a place to stay
>day after, he ignores my texts, or barely replies
>goes on for days
>I end up calling him a blue pubed asshole, and cease conversation

Bishits, amirite.

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>when you follow a guy on corbin fischer who first starts off on their site doing straight porn, then bi porn, then slowly decay into a cockhungry bottom

>>7844769
>people that arent attracted to me, amiright?
fixed dat

>>7844809
It wasn't about that. The cunt just stopped replying like an inconsiderate bishit. I would have been happy to be just friends.

Had a boyfriend for 2 weeks, even though he lived in a different town, it was the happiest I'd ever been, I need a boyfriend cuz I can't handle this anymore.

>>7844821

I'll be your 5 minute bf.

>>7844835
For some reason this made me really sad

>>7844821
Did you get to hold hands?

>>7844846

times up
you're single again

>>7844866
We cuddled and he was my first kiss. He broke up with me cuz he wasn't ready for it

>>7844875
:(

i've been living with my bf for like 2 years and my parents come to our place and look at our guest bedroom and make a comment about how clean one of us keeps our room and which one of us has this room, like they absolutely had no idea that we slept in the same bed. I though it was like just some weird thing for them but my aunt and uncle and my grandparents separately made similar comments when talking about my house. is it weird to sleep together if you aren't married or something? i just go alone with it and make my bf sleep in the guest bedroom whenever they stay over, he gets mad about it.

>>7845124
They aren't dumb.
They are trying to give you an opportunity to come out.
They are expecting you to say, "No, that's just the guest bedroom. We sleep together in the other room." But you never do that and it is freaking them out that you think that they don't know.
t. Grandma

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gaygen, meet gay Jen.
she's a christian singer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK9gxLZG_Rw

I had to google lesbians named Jen to make this work...

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>>7845239

straight guy here

Im dating a twink and could never be happier. I want to grow old with him. I want to look back at pica amd fuck him 20 years later like damn i love you so much.

>>7845316
>straight

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What the fuck is wrong with these people? How and when the fuck did plastering yourself and cosmetics and acting like an immature cunt become part of "gay culture"? What in the literal fuck?

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>>7845360
It's certainly a weird cultural phenomenon

I wonder who's behind it

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>>7845388
CHECKED

If you guys wants to fug straight guys so much why don't you all just become shemale prostitutes?

Then straight guys would pay you thousands just to let them worship your dick.

>>7845483
I agree completely, everyone here should become a shemale prostitute.

>>7845483
Shemale hookers do not get actual straight customers. The "straight" guys that rent shemale hookers are just really confused queers.

>>7845483
>/gaygen/ figures out how HSTS's work

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A CUMDRUNK FAGGOT
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A CUMDRUNK FAGGOT
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITH A CUMDRUNK FAGGOT
EARLY IN THE MORNING

>>7845483
There is no doubt in my mind. At least the white guys here should become shemale prostitutes.

>>7845512
>implying there are non-whites on 4chan

>>7845502
From what I've heard lots of the clientele are married with a dead love life and want to try out dick in the straightest way possible.

Plus does it really matter whether they're truly straight in your eyes? They probably see themselves as straight, and they still look and act straight.

At best you're getting paid to live out your fantasy and turn a straight guy, at worst you're getting paid to have sex with a bi guy.

*inhales*

YaaaaaaaAAAaAAAaAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀A̛͇̲̼͔̮͢͡A̴̸͔̘̮̹̭͈͔̘̳̼̝̯̳̮͜A̴̷̸̧̜͓̠͚̙̣̟͎̳̩̣̯͠A̛̟̥͓̱̕A̧̡̟͈̩̺͉̰͙̮̖͓͚̺͡A̢̛̦͉̝̭̣͔̘̰͡͡͞A̷̗͖̲̰͠A̵̴̡͈͓̰̟̯͔̠͡͝Ḁ̯̪͔͎̺͎͠ͅA͕̼̠̜̣͇̙̞͟͝A̵̴̪͙̞̫̮̬̼͇̯͎̠͉͉̮̘̩̤̘͢A̷̮͍̯͖͇̫͙͉̮͈̱̪̝̪̯̮̥̹̪͢͢͜Á̗̗̘̭̜͖͖͚̦͇͍̖͖͞Á̵̛̪̘͖̜͓̘̻̦̤̯̗̰̪͍͢͝A̵̴̪̙̠̝͇͚͓̪͞∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀∀SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

>>7845563
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

>>7845507
No idea what that is, but from I gather that's basically how it works in Thailand.

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What does your cum taste like, gaygen?
Mine tastes like egg yolk, it's bretty nice desu

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>>7845483
one step ahead of you big boy.

you looking for some trade?

>>7845772
I eat fruit it makes cum taste like candy

>>7845785
If you mean picture trading no not particularly, but I'm sure there are lots of guys hotter than me that will be interested if you go looking for them.

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I turn 23 today

Is there a better feel than the first time you're with a guy and realize everything is right in the world

>>7845957
When you're with two guys and realize things are better

>>7845964
Cuck
>>7845957
I don't know this feel

>>7845914
Happy birthday anon, you're one year closer to death

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>>7845964
>being a manwhore

>NJ has no gays

Why is this?

>>7846316
>NJ
They left?

>tfw you're sitting in a group room in your library and the most perfect specimen is sitting across from you in a white sweatshirt that makes his defined physique show through
>tfw you can't focus on work because you have to stare at him constantly

wat do

>>7846923
Imagine he's a fat dyke
Also, why are you such a huge faggot

>>7847008
I'm just a connoiseur of male beauty. No need to h8 betch.

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>>7847037
>betch

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>>7847041
>gifs

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>>7847043

>>7841325
Yeah sure, I can cum to that.

>>7833893
does anyone else like guys with huge butts? i was with a guy last night who was kind of chubby but his ass was firm and tight and it was hard work to get to his hole between those cheeks. i ate his perfect pink hole then fucked him. sooooo hot. he was all self conscious about his ass but to me it was damn delicious.

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>>7847041
>underage

What do you think? Do cis men's genders work the same as trans men's? Please participate in the poll: >>7843080

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>>7847392
Whatever helps you sleep better at night

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View of Central London from the Shard.

Its actually incredibly disorientating up here, also the lift goes up so fast I felt like I'd pass out!

And now we are on a pub crawl :D

>>7847701
You lush

>>7847476
Betch has been popularized by Kelly's Shoes video 11 years ago. Not my fault you were still in elementary school

>>7845511
Cut his Willy off with a rusty razor.

>>7847701
Drinkers ain't thinkers.

>>7845914
Happy birthday.

>>7848238
>Drinkers ain't thinkers.
how would you know that if you don't drink?

>>7848238
>Drinkers ain't thinkers.
Rasheed.

>>7847701
>pub crawl
>at 3pm

U wot

>>7849685
>Not drinking by 3pm
Spot the non-Brit.

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Anyone else think Malcolm X was hot as fuck?

He had such a masculine face...

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>>7834177
>K-rino
Mah nigga

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>>7849996
I do like his ideas of racial separation

What do you think of age difference in relationships? Im 19 and my bf is 36. Is that wrong?

>>7850129
Power dynamic is fucked

>>7850156
only if you're the bottom lmao

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>get a call from my former summer employement
>they want me again for summer work
>fuck_yes.exe lets do it again
>after phonecall realize that my friends that I worked with the last two summers wont be there
>won't have the morning bantz like usual
>won't got to the local ocean bay to go swim with best friend after a long day of physical labor
I think I'm making a mistake.

>>7850129
You're 19.. you can spread your legs for an 80 year old troll if you want to. You are a grown man.

>>7850129
That's disgusting.

>>7850129
>my bf is 36
that's disgusting

you should be spreading your legs for an 80 year old troll

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>>7845914
Nice man. I'm excited to be around that age cos that's when I expect to be done with college and OUT in the world

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>>7850903
>tfw I'm 23 and I actually in my 3rd year of college
>tfw had to drop out for a semester to get money and work

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>>7850921
Life happens mate. At least you are still enrolled and working hard. College is not easy.

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>desperate to figure out how to end my straight crush
>google how to get over a straight crush
>"eh just wait long enough and then you wont love them anymore"
ITS BEEN SIX YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>7851125
Cool story bro, now go fap to him

>>7851372
Do not tempt me.
Like he loves to tempt me.
>tfw he sends lewd snapchats

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>>7849996
>member of the black African negro race
>hot

>>7851389
Send your dick pic to him, say you need a favor

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>>7851424
Nope

>develop innocent crush on straight older looking guy on the train
>Learns he likes cartoons like legend of korra by watching reflection in the window
>See him during commute home off and one for over a month
> Be sitting across the aisle from him tonight and finally decide to stop crushing on a straight guy as its feeling unhealthy
>Go home
>Open scruff and there he is
Fuck this universe so much

Witch one is better
>fucks for 30min
>cums
>needs a break to get it up again
or
>fucks for 5-10min
>cums
>instantly ready for next round
>can do few times in a row before a break

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>>7851661
At least you don't:
>have a crush on your best friend that you've known for almost 7 years
>but he's actually straight
>and you actually confessed your love to him
>and he wishes you didn't have feelings towards him
>and it causes a rift in your friendship for a year and a half
>and then he comes to you to ask for both of us to be like we were before
>but you still love him
>and he doesn't want your love
A S K him out anon at least you know for sure you dingus

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>>7851661
>>7851690
>having a crush on a straight guy
AHAHAHAHAHA

>>7851702
Please help me stop having a crush on him

>>7851702
>Crush on a straight guy
But in my case he's NOT straight and that's the problem.

>>7851690
Sorry anon, that sucks. But
>Admitting it
Really? I can't even look start a conversation with people I like as if they were going to read my mind. I feel like a fucking child.

>>7851778
the circumstances basically called me to admit it.
If I didn't, things would be different, probably for the worse.
I'd say that my admittance made our friendship stronger. But I still have feelings for him so it sucks.

>>7851778
Hurray, im not alone with my inability to tell people i love/like them.
Asking my room mate if he was gay could have solved world hunger with the amount of spagetti i was pouring, luckily even though he was not gay he took it as a compliment and we are living peacefully.

>>7851827
>asking your roomate
Jeeezus
I wouldn't have done that. Props to you though.

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>thread started 3 days ago

>>7851846
Im from finland so i had to translate to my best ability.
It was not that bad as we (3) all have our own bedrooms but share everything else, sure there was possibility for disaster but the guy is asked is super chill guy.
If there is a more accurate word for my room mates i would like to know

>>7851863
Because this board has been taken over by trannies.

>>7851863
Face it, gays are obsolete.

Do you apply the 1/2 your age +7 rule in your life?

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When you give people a chance or assume deceny in others, you have opened the door to getting screwed. Why? Because you have taken a compromised position, that at least most people are playing by certain rules.

Which statistically gurantees you will get screwed eventually. Why? So you could feel like a decent person. And what does it get you? All the glory and wonder of exactly what you have now, not what you wish you had. You're chasing a dream that isn't there. This is it.

The key to never having to suffer this is by walking out of your door every day full of hate. Not anger, hate. Its the quickest cure for despair. Hate is when *you* set the rules. *You* decide what others will settle fore.

Hate the world. The human race is the enemy. The social contract is a fraud. Its exactly the terms that let you get screwed every day so you can feel safe among the scum that will use it to screw you over. It only empowers them.

Take charge. Hate everyone. When you realize the world was made to be hated, you can engage it with a clear recognition of how nature works and that you're on the winning side. Humans are predators, opportunists. No one has ever used the term 'human nature' as a compliment.

Join the carnivores and give yourself the self respect you need to survive in a world of competing predators instead of waiting to be a prey herd-animal, clinging to hope that you will be safe.

Hate everyone. Hate everything. Disappointment, heart-break, these will be things of the past. You can be in control.

Hate it all, and find the joy of knowing everything and everyone exists to be despised. You may actually get high just from the sudden clarity.

Hate everything, and the only things that can touch you are the people you haven't punished enough for assuming you were weak. Punish them more and when everyone else has suffered more than you, you will finally know what victory among these animals really feels like.

Hate, hate, hate.

>>7852041
dating anything else than +-1 is degenerate

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Who here /wizard/?

>>7852084
haha lmao look at this virgin doing the virgin walk

>>7852092
Not an argument!

>>7851448
Let it go
>>7852092
Shut your mouth

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When will we have our jihad against the heteros?

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>mfw lost my virginity to a hookup last night
>kinda cute middle eastern guy who smelt of weed
>first time properly kissing, receiving a bj, topping
WOO WOO

I did pretty mediocrely, I've had better wanks desu, but he was very polite about everything. I expected my first time to be a disaster so this was a pleasant surprise. Weirdly I think I enjoyed the kissing and foreplay more, even though I wasn't necessarily that turned on by it. Anyway I just felt I had to share this milestone with someone.

>>7852679
congrats
wait till you have someone you actually love, it will be amazing
man i wish i could back to my teens

>>7852679

wow you sound exactly like me except i hooked up with a different ethnic minority and i was the bottom

i toally agree about the kissing + foreplay btw, just wait until you sleep in the same bed as a guy and wake up cuddling in the morning - thats like 10 times better than sex imo

Straight guys who constantly tease you while knowing you like them, only to afterwards remind you that you will never be able to do anything with them, are the WORST thing ever

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Same view again in the evening!


>>7849685
Yeah, we were showing tourists friends around and we wanted to check out the pubs and stuff. I'm not much of a drinker, so I was really drunk early on :c

>>7847824
Pizzahut money ££££

>>7848238
Drinking is pretty bleh, it was fun though.

Can we talk chest hair?

I've got quite a lot of it, and I'm torn between finding it incredibly unattractive and clashing with my pasty whiteness, and worrying that without it I'll look like a naked mole rat.

I've got the beard and hairy arms and legs thing going on and quite like it, so I feel like just de-hairing the chest to go after that male model look would just look silly.

>tfw daddy breeds your ass

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I asked someone out who I share classes with and he rejected me.

I figured it would be a good opportunity, to learn how to cope with rejection, but it hasn't turned out that way. He's very insular and all of his friends are very 'clique'-y, so its very difficult to talk to him without a good prescribed reason too. So ever since he rejected me, we've basically just ignored each other.

Its awkward and uncomfortable for me, although not so much for him - I think hes used to ignoring people.

So since my own "experiment" failed, maybe you can give me tips for the next time. How do you deal with rejection and stay friends?

>>7852835
>stay friends
who would want to be friends with what seems like a vapid whore
you need 2 good friends in your life and thats it

>>7852813
post pics

>>7852041
That means I'd have to date an 18 year old no thanks

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Wtf? If you're going to be my daddy you need to be burly and cuddly

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wamt 2be raepd

>>7852585
Who dat wearing the cap? He cute.

>>7852835
Feels bad man.

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>>7852827
This is my daddy

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>>7853368

me 2

Just bet my straight friend $10 that I could get a date with a girl before he could.

on a scale of 1 to 10, how likely is this to backfire immensly?

Hey guys,

Bi boi here. I'm having trouble getting aroused by my bf currently. I've been faping to a lot of straight porn recently and I think my orientation is swinging a bit (i go through phases of wanting men or women, but not both in the same period). I feel bad, but I think I'm going to have to break up with him but its tough because he's so nice. Maybe I can get a side bitch to get my nut and not tell him so he doesn't get hurt?

>>7854402
Nah, then you'd be even more of a stereotype. Just break it off with him.

>>7852835
What a dumb experiment.

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>tfw you don't have a chat boyfriend

Why are there so many pretty Japanese boys?

>>7854831
Is French actually
>>7854902

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>>7854902
idk kev, but im grateful

Watching BLACKED made me gay, and now I can't stop fantasizing about BBC. What do I do?

>>7854992
watch some ITV or Channel 4

>>7854981
same. there's even a hot japanese guy who might like me~

>>7854992
Chase your BBC dreams

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>got bulled while young for being effeminate and called a "fag" etc
>now whenever I have homosexual thoughts I can't tell if it's a result of the bullying and a desire to be dominated due to low self-esteem or if I'm actually gay

Feelin it

>>7855114
Does the idea of romantically being with a man make you happy?

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>>7855131
Yeah. Getting a gf has made me realize I wont be happy emotionally with a woman I feel like I'm acting or playing a role.

>>7855143
In what way do you feel like you're putting on an act? What do you do that you'd rather not?

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>>7855166
I usually imagine what I would want if I had a boyfriend in my head and then do that when I have to comfort her or cuddle with her. In her mind I'm the ideal bf because I always can tell what she wants but that's because it's what I want and I start resenting her sometimes for it.

>>7855187
I think that's AGP type repression. What's enjoyable about being the perfect bf that way? Like, how close is it to having that bf? And what's it like when you feel resentful over it? What does she think about you when you act as your own perfect bf?

>>7855193
Just fuck off.

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>>7855193
>AGP type repression

I don't disagree. That's why I'm so confused. I can't tell if my attraction to guys is natural or I just get off on it because I view it as feminine and it's arousing for that reason.

>What's enjoyable about being the perfect bf that way?

It's rewarding socially, other men respect you more for having a good looking girlfriend. That kind of thing.

>And what's it like when you feel resentful over it?

It's jealousy basically. I'm jealous how she gets to act feminine while I'm stuck acting out traditional male gender roles that don't come natural to me.

>What does she think about you when you act as your own perfect bf?

Well she doesn't know I'm acting, naturally. She just thinks I'm a normal guy who treats his girlfriend well.

>>7855187
>>7855212
just get a bf dude, there's no such thing as AGP it's a meme

>>7855212
Forget all the bullshit 'agp' and just realize you're probably just a guy who likes to be doted on. There's is nothing bizarre about that.

>>7855212
There's only one way to find out, suck a dick and if you can imagine yourself doing that with the same person who you also have an emotional connection with you are a homosexual.

>>7855230
>homosexual
>monogamy

>>7855240
Some of us prefer a monogamous life.

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>>7855209
?

>>7855212
>I can't tell if my attraction to guys is natural or I just get off on it because I view it as feminine and it's arousing for that reason.
It doesn't matter. It's still attraction. Enjoy it! Besides, non-AGP attraction isn't somehow more "natural" just because it's not indirect via AGP.

>It's rewarding socially, other men respect you more for having a good looking girlfriend. That kind of thing.
No vicarious satisfaction from performing it as you'd like it performed to you?

What kind of bf do you act as?

>She just thinks I'm a normal guy who treats his girlfriend well.
That's what I meant, what is it about how you act that she considers good, even ideal, treatment?

Kind of sad that she obviously has the same taste in bf as you but that shared taste it what makes the two of you incompatible as partners.

>>7855217
>>7855219
>mfw gays as well as trannies get triggered by AGP

>>7855230
>AGP
>homosexuality

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>>7853038
Not really comfortable posting any more of my face than this here, and yeah I know I need to lose more weight.

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>>7855305
>[current year]
>being a ginger
>being a fatty
>being a ginger fatty

>>7855346
Thanks bro.

>>7855305
>red beard
Nice!

I like chest hair and I think yours looks good. I think you have a good amount and pattern. The only time I would say it doesn't really work it when you have some weird pattern.

As for the weight thing plenty of people will still find you attractive. No need to be so self conscious. Not everyone needs a tight/lean body.

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>>7855354
>>7855305
Fatzos of a feather flock together. Just to let y'all know, normal people find (You) disgusting.

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>>7855346
I don't think he's actually ginger, just one of those guys with a mismatched beard color and I like it

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>>7853588
Clay Anker.

>>7853047
what about the opposite? Your age -7 x 2? It says I shouldn't respond to people only than 32 but fuck that.

Just realized why neither gay generals get posted as much as the trannytrash does.
Its because we're all getting dates and going out, where as they're stuck at home all night long.
Sad!

>>7855990
Yeah. Definitely. I can barely contain all this sex I'm having, personally.

I find both male and female erect nipples disgusting. Smaller male nipples makes it less noticeable though
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