Gayest of the gay generals
Tinychat: ??? pls post
Skype: ??? pls post
Z-map: ??? pls post
>tfw no overly optimistic bf
>tfw no bf that gets excited over little things, but not too excited
>tfw no qt bf with longish hair to play with
>tfw no bf with a qt hat
Indeed. I bet he would be the best little spoon in the world.
I hope Andromeda has some good options, since they're adding more nuance to flirting and relationships, as well as relationship types.
when do we get to cuddle and whisper sweet nothings to each other
I hooked up with a hot daddy and I was pretty awkward when we met at first, but I think I wasn't too weird at least. After he said I could come to his place some time, so I messaged him after saying I'd love to take him up on that at some point and he said he'd like that too. But now it's been a couple weeks and I don't know if I should text him or wait for him to text.
Help. I need his hairy chest and sexy blue eyes.
Happiness is the act of forgetting how bad things really are and the denial that they are inevitably going to get worse.
And that's *before* you get old and die.
And without family, in our case.
It's fucking ridiculous, but honestly, were it not for splitting gaygen up in twain, we'd have all the cancerous fem "am I trans" posts.
Lesgen is just one continuous thread of posts that can become blogtier quickly because of the spam potential in the fast pace.
"straight" guy here. Just achieved hands free ejaculation with fingers in my bum. I have to say it's really overrated, you pretty much just touch your dick from inside. The feeling is different but I had more feels by massaging penis glans for example.
People who are gay just for the dick in the butt do it for idea right, no the actual feeling?
But the person I was referring to is absolutely acting in poor taste, dumb fuck
It's a decent piece of cinema from a rather unique perspective which revolves around a homosexual black person, and to say this is in any way "race-baiting" anyone is absolutely pathetic. Yet poltards have to spew this horse shit about how the Oscars are race-baiting him because the one featuring a gay black person won over the one featuring white people.
>the leftists LIKE YOU insist the person openly talking about it is somehow the one acting in poor taste.
So why is it that many of these cases of "race-baiting" turn out to be pure paranoia?
You shouldnt do it at all if you dont like the idea of being receptive. Its more like a consultation prize for guys who dont necessarily like penetrating their partner, although personally, I do find prostate simulation more pleasurable than penis stimulation
In the end, do what makes you feel like it's not shallow and superficial. When I hang with my bi friends I see on Facebook who have the same protection that race and religion have. Photos have mass at light speed and since a church is not a mental illness, although, yes, it is a trap to make you happy.
For instance, before I even knew that the prostate existed, I started fingering myself around 13, even though it only hurt. And I kept doing it for a year without knowing, until I found it on my own. I was naturally inclined to desire being penetrated.
Thats really the only reason to ever put anything up your ass.
You're saying the whole 30 people who post here are entirely incompatible?
Cmon, bro. It's like the birthday thing where if you have 23 people then there's a 50/50 shot two of them share a birthday. So with 30 people it's pretty much guaranteed two of them will want to bang, that's just how maths works.
The more isolated and hated the feel, the better, in my opinion.
I'll just make sure to remind them next time that they have no right to feeling indignation.
Plus, I think subconsciously, some of them know just how fucked up they are.
Just watched an absolutely fucking TERRIBLE movie just because it pandered to homos like me.
The plot was retarded. A gay dude gets fired from his teaching job because he's gay, so to get revenge he dresses up in drag and reapplies for the job, dishing out "epic xD" revenge with sassy insults and lots of fingerclicking. Every single non-gay character was this ridiculous Texan caricature of a braindead country redneck, and every single good character turned out to be either gay or trans in the end.
"Yaaass!" made up like 15% of all the dialogue lines.
But in a weird way, I kind of secretly enjoyed it if I'm being honest. Like, it was terrible, but it was also relentlessly cheerful and I have to admit that I very much fell victim to the constant gay pandering.
You guys have any guilty pleasures like that?
> finally decide to post on 4chan for a bf
> honest about myself in the post and surprisingly get a good amount of post
> someome adds me bc they're interested in me
> hit it off very well and kind of like him already. He also lives jusr a few hours away. Don't think he'll cheat bc he said he's a neet
> tfw he hasnt replied to me at all today so I think I messed up somehow
It's not fair. I thought I finally found someone after years of nothingness
He's a neet that does the usual neet activities. I don't think he's that busy and he was avid about messaging me yesterday. Also, he uses a computer. We're not technically bfs yet but that's our intentions
All relationships end.
If you get screwed, cheated on, dumped, heart-broke or thrown away, just remember that you could prevent it from happening again with 100% efficacy.
The key is not trusting anyone. Now you can do the dumping for any reason at anytime. And do it without guilt. The alternative is that they were going to do it to you eventually rather they meant to or not.
You've paid for your naivete. Why keep doing it, and why shouldn't others? You're doing them a favor by helping them grow up.
Besides, its better to leave while you're still wanted.
To almost always be available to talk to me? I dunno. I super loyal and I just wanted a bf goddamit
Suffer not a witch. Everything a witch can do, a comparable christian can do and they won't suffer hell and distance from god at the end of days.
>tfw when I miss my ex bf who got so excited when we went to play tennis together and called me "his Federer" and always sucked my cock afterwards
Happiness is embracing how bad things really are and letting the wacky situations consume you. It's even more fun if you're good at predicting things because you'll always be surprised about the turns life and society take. Oh it's so much fun.
of course I have a stake in the discussion. I am human and I can talk, converse, make rational and logical arguments. just because I am homosexual does not mean my argument against others is moot, that's such a stupid thing to say.
Yeah drag queens in general do that
The jokes are horrible, the aesthetic is stupid, they can barely perform for the most part, they're surface level in their thoughts, but God are they entertaining
You're arguments and thought hold no clout in decisions for birthing and raising children. Yeah you can make them but pretty much everyone is going to discard them precisely because it doesn't have anything to do with you.
what difference would it make if I was a sterile/infertile heterosexual? just because it does not directly effect me doesn't mean that I can't make logical and rational arguments against the continuation of the species I'm part of. it's so stupid to say that I can't do that just because I'm gay, and it's not my fault that heterosexuals discard rational arguments against procreating just because of my own characteristics.
Why do you brink up another group who has no clout in this argument?
I'm not saying you can't make argument just that people are going to disregard it given your status. Do you think people listen to bachelors when it comes to how to raise a child? No they look up to successful mothers and fathers. That's how that shit is always going to be and birthing is no different. You're basically talking to yourself when you make such arguments
you're just arguing the same crap about how I shouldn't make an argument against the continuation of humanity just because some ignorant heterosexuals may dismiss logical arguments because of the characteristics of the person making the argument
Arguing with straight people is pointless, especially when they go "HURR HURR MAH BAIBIES".
They don't grasp the finer details of such issues.
It's genetic so don't judge them too harsh.
not everyone, and for the last fucking time... not my fucking problem that some heterosexuals are ignorant enough to dismiss logical arguments against the continuation of humanity just because of the characteristics of the person making the argument. it's their fault, I will continue to make rational arguments and if they're ignorant enough to dismiss them because of my characters I have no control over, fuck them
I'm desperate for affection and lonely don't u judge me. Obviously being a neet is a bad thing, but he's the first guy in forever who's been interested in me
>admit to straight best friend that I have a crush on him, tell him I'm actually over it and don't love him anymore
>fast forward two years later
>watching the office for the first time
>[spoiler] season 2 where jim is telling pam he had a crush on her but doesnt anymore
>start sobbing because I relate so much to this feel
>I still love him to bits but he doesn't want my love
How do I get over a straight crush?
I was expecting cake. When I didn't immediately see it, I got confused, panicked and closed the tab.
Dont toy with my love like that.
So I guess I'm sort of gay...? I don't know if I've always been. I think so but my family is hobophobic and I'm sort of straight too so I repressed.
But even though I liked girls I've never felt comfortable being sexual with them, am virgin haha. I see their beauty but I never escalate things and shy away when they do. I'm comfortable with men but homophobia...makes me fear the social consequences.
So I was thinking about my past. And growing up I always had these sort of "boy crushes" on older boys. I'd just be naturally attracted to them. While repressed I rationalized it away as just seeing them as role models. Sometimes I formed sensei/mentor like friendships with these boys if they were at school, I was pretty attached and would think about how I could become a part of their lives because I looked up to them so much. I was really proud and satisfied when I successfully made it into their lives. Other times they were just strangers and I'd just admire them and copy them from afar.
This happened with a lot of boys... Yet I never actively pursued girls like this. Whenever I made a move on a girl, it felt forced, like I was just following society's expectations.
So what do you guys think? Does this sound like a normal straight boy thing or a gay boy thing? Was I sexually motivated? I was attracted to the boys haha, they had that aura and were always good looking/stylish. But while repressed I just saw it as a normal role model thing. Is that all it was? Fwiw the same thing still even happens and I get jealous when they give attention to girls instead.
I never had these feelings to boys my own age. They have to be older...
Ty in advance for reading.
I don't mind bald.
Admittedly, I've never seen a guy who looked better bald than with a full head of hair, but it's still not a deal breaker for me personally.
Also, I'm sort of an outlier in that I prefer thinning hair over shaved bald, as long as it's not too long (over 2 inches). I just like to touch his hair, but most people prefer a balding guy to just shave bald.
Wow, I could never go back to sims 3, it looks awful. Wish Sims 4 hadn't taken so many steps back in gameplay to accommodate graphics.
The first step to feeling horrible is caring about something. Then you just sit back and wait for something to screw it up.
Its not misery that makes you suffer. Its getting there. The longer you avoid it, the worse the trip gets. You're only free once you have nothing left to care about. So even if you didnt suffer, you end up with misery all the same. Its just whether you accept it sooner or later.
>find someone that's almost perfect
>the person posted his pic on 4chan, never replied and you can't get the source of the pic
I'm this close to having a mental breakdown.
>too chubby too be a twink but too skinny to be a bear and no motivation to do anything
Ha ha anyone in london want to STRNAGLE ME TO DEATH
G-Give contact details anon
Also I'm not some weirdo that constantly monitors the thread I was just checking phone (promise)
>finally get a response from mr perfect who escaped me during sex but said he was up for meeting another time
>he answers "fine" to my question I asked this sunday and then goes dead silent again when I reply
>meet qt at college trip with blue hair
>find out he's bi
>exchange numbers platonically
>get home, texting each other every few minutes
>he has to go because his friends need a place to stay
>day after, he ignores my texts, or barely replies
>goes on for days
>I end up calling him a blue pubed asshole, and cease conversation
>when you follow a guy on corbin fischer who first starts off on their site doing straight porn, then bi porn, then slowly decay into a cockhungry bottom
i've been living with my bf for like 2 years and my parents come to our place and look at our guest bedroom and make a comment about how clean one of us keeps our room and which one of us has this room, like they absolutely had no idea that we slept in the same bed. I though it was like just some weird thing for them but my aunt and uncle and my grandparents separately made similar comments when talking about my house. is it weird to sleep together if you aren't married or something? i just go alone with it and make my bf sleep in the guest bedroom whenever they stay over, he gets mad about it.
They aren't dumb.
They are trying to give you an opportunity to come out.
They are expecting you to say, "No, that's just the guest bedroom. We sleep together in the other room." But you never do that and it is freaking them out that you think that they don't know.
gaygen, meet gay Jen.
she's a christian singer.
I had to google lesbians named Jen to make this work...
What the fuck is wrong with these people? How and when the fuck did plastering yourself and cosmetics and acting like an immature cunt become part of "gay culture"? What in the literal fuck?
From what I've heard lots of the clientele are married with a dead love life and want to try out dick in the straightest way possible.
Plus does it really matter whether they're truly straight in your eyes? They probably see themselves as straight, and they still look and act straight.
At best you're getting paid to live out your fantasy and turn a straight guy, at worst you're getting paid to have sex with a bi guy.
What does your cum taste like, gaygen?
Mine tastes like egg yolk, it's bretty nice desu
>tfw you're sitting in a group room in your library and the most perfect specimen is sitting across from you in a white sweatshirt that makes his defined physique show through
>tfw you can't focus on work because you have to stare at him constantly
does anyone else like guys with huge butts? i was with a guy last night who was kind of chubby but his ass was firm and tight and it was hard work to get to his hole between those cheeks. i ate his perfect pink hole then fucked him. sooooo hot. he was all self conscious about his ass but to me it was damn delicious.
View of Central London from the Shard.
Its actually incredibly disorientating up here, also the lift goes up so fast I felt like I'd pass out!
And now we are on a pub crawl :D
Anyone else think Malcolm X was hot as fuck?
He had such a masculine face...
>get a call from my former summer employement
>they want me again for summer work
>fuck_yes.exe lets do it again
>after phonecall realize that my friends that I worked with the last two summers wont be there
>won't have the morning bantz like usual
>won't got to the local ocean bay to go swim with best friend after a long day of physical labor
I think I'm making a mistake.
Nice man. I'm excited to be around that age cos that's when I expect to be done with college and OUT in the world
>tfw I'm 23 and I actually in my 3rd year of college
>tfw had to drop out for a semester to get money and work
Life happens mate. At least you are still enrolled and working hard. College is not easy.
>desperate to figure out how to end my straight crush
>google how to get over a straight crush
>"eh just wait long enough and then you wont love them anymore"
ITS BEEN SIX YEARS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>develop innocent crush on straight older looking guy on the train
>Learns he likes cartoons like legend of korra by watching reflection in the window
>See him during commute home off and one for over a month
> Be sitting across the aisle from him tonight and finally decide to stop crushing on a straight guy as its feeling unhealthy
>Open scruff and there he is
Fuck this universe so much
At least you don't:
>have a crush on your best friend that you've known for almost 7 years
>but he's actually straight
>and you actually confessed your love to him
>and he wishes you didn't have feelings towards him
>and it causes a rift in your friendship for a year and a half
>and then he comes to you to ask for both of us to be like we were before
>but you still love him
>and he doesn't want your love
A S K him out anon at least you know for sure you dingus
the circumstances basically called me to admit it.
If I didn't, things would be different, probably for the worse.
I'd say that my admittance made our friendship stronger. But I still have feelings for him so it sucks.
Hurray, im not alone with my inability to tell people i love/like them.
Asking my room mate if he was gay could have solved world hunger with the amount of spagetti i was pouring, luckily even though he was not gay he took it as a compliment and we are living peacefully.
Im from finland so i had to translate to my best ability.
It was not that bad as we (3) all have our own bedrooms but share everything else, sure there was possibility for disaster but the guy is asked is super chill guy.
If there is a more accurate word for my room mates i would like to know
When you give people a chance or assume deceny in others, you have opened the door to getting screwed. Why? Because you have taken a compromised position, that at least most people are playing by certain rules.
Which statistically gurantees you will get screwed eventually. Why? So you could feel like a decent person. And what does it get you? All the glory and wonder of exactly what you have now, not what you wish you had. You're chasing a dream that isn't there. This is it.
The key to never having to suffer this is by walking out of your door every day full of hate. Not anger, hate. Its the quickest cure for despair. Hate is when *you* set the rules. *You* decide what others will settle fore.
Hate the world. The human race is the enemy. The social contract is a fraud. Its exactly the terms that let you get screwed every day so you can feel safe among the scum that will use it to screw you over. It only empowers them.
Take charge. Hate everyone. When you realize the world was made to be hated, you can engage it with a clear recognition of how nature works and that you're on the winning side. Humans are predators, opportunists. No one has ever used the term 'human nature' as a compliment.
Join the carnivores and give yourself the self respect you need to survive in a world of competing predators instead of waiting to be a prey herd-animal, clinging to hope that you will be safe.
Hate everyone. Hate everything. Disappointment, heart-break, these will be things of the past. You can be in control.
Hate it all, and find the joy of knowing everything and everyone exists to be despised. You may actually get high just from the sudden clarity.
Hate everything, and the only things that can touch you are the people you haven't punished enough for assuming you were weak. Punish them more and when everyone else has suffered more than you, you will finally know what victory among these animals really feels like.
Hate, hate, hate.
>mfw lost my virginity to a hookup last night
>kinda cute middle eastern guy who smelt of weed
>first time properly kissing, receiving a bj, topping
I did pretty mediocrely, I've had better wanks desu, but he was very polite about everything. I expected my first time to be a disaster so this was a pleasant surprise. Weirdly I think I enjoyed the kissing and foreplay more, even though I wasn't necessarily that turned on by it. Anyway I just felt I had to share this milestone with someone.
wow you sound exactly like me except i hooked up with a different ethnic minority and i was the bottom
i toally agree about the kissing + foreplay btw, just wait until you sleep in the same bed as a guy and wake up cuddling in the morning - thats like 10 times better than sex imo
Can we talk chest hair?
I've got quite a lot of it, and I'm torn between finding it incredibly unattractive and clashing with my pasty whiteness, and worrying that without it I'll look like a naked mole rat.
I've got the beard and hairy arms and legs thing going on and quite like it, so I feel like just de-hairing the chest to go after that male model look would just look silly.
I asked someone out who I share classes with and he rejected me.
I figured it would be a good opportunity, to learn how to cope with rejection, but it hasn't turned out that way. He's very insular and all of his friends are very 'clique'-y, so its very difficult to talk to him without a good prescribed reason too. So ever since he rejected me, we've basically just ignored each other.
Its awkward and uncomfortable for me, although not so much for him - I think hes used to ignoring people.
So since my own "experiment" failed, maybe you can give me tips for the next time. How do you deal with rejection and stay friends?
Bi boi here. I'm having trouble getting aroused by my bf currently. I've been faping to a lot of straight porn recently and I think my orientation is swinging a bit (i go through phases of wanting men or women, but not both in the same period). I feel bad, but I think I'm going to have to break up with him but its tough because he's so nice. Maybe I can get a side bitch to get my nut and not tell him so he doesn't get hurt?
>got bulled while young for being effeminate and called a "fag" etc
>now whenever I have homosexual thoughts I can't tell if it's a result of the bullying and a desire to be dominated due to low self-esteem or if I'm actually gay
Yeah. Getting a gf has made me realize I wont be happy emotionally with a woman I feel like I'm acting or playing a role.
I usually imagine what I would want if I had a boyfriend in my head and then do that when I have to comfort her or cuddle with her. In her mind I'm the ideal bf because I always can tell what she wants but that's because it's what I want and I start resenting her sometimes for it.
I think that's AGP type repression. What's enjoyable about being the perfect bf that way? Like, how close is it to having that bf? And what's it like when you feel resentful over it? What does she think about you when you act as your own perfect bf?
>AGP type repression
I don't disagree. That's why I'm so confused. I can't tell if my attraction to guys is natural or I just get off on it because I view it as feminine and it's arousing for that reason.
>What's enjoyable about being the perfect bf that way?
It's rewarding socially, other men respect you more for having a good looking girlfriend. That kind of thing.
>And what's it like when you feel resentful over it?
It's jealousy basically. I'm jealous how she gets to act feminine while I'm stuck acting out traditional male gender roles that don't come natural to me.
>What does she think about you when you act as your own perfect bf?
Well she doesn't know I'm acting, naturally. She just thinks I'm a normal guy who treats his girlfriend well.
>I can't tell if my attraction to guys is natural or I just get off on it because I view it as feminine and it's arousing for that reason.
It doesn't matter. It's still attraction. Enjoy it! Besides, non-AGP attraction isn't somehow more "natural" just because it's not indirect via AGP.
>It's rewarding socially, other men respect you more for having a good looking girlfriend. That kind of thing.
No vicarious satisfaction from performing it as you'd like it performed to you?
What kind of bf do you act as?
>She just thinks I'm a normal guy who treats his girlfriend well.
That's what I meant, what is it about how you act that she considers good, even ideal, treatment?
Kind of sad that she obviously has the same taste in bf as you but that shared taste it what makes the two of you incompatible as partners.
>mfw gays as well as trannies get triggered by AGP
Not really comfortable posting any more of my face than this here, and yeah I know I need to lose more weight.
I like chest hair and I think yours looks good. I think you have a good amount and pattern. The only time I would say it doesn't really work it when you have some weird pattern.
As for the weight thing plenty of people will still find you attractive. No need to be so self conscious. Not everyone needs a tight/lean body.
I don't think he's actually ginger, just one of those guys with a mismatched beard color and I like it