/gaygen/ - bloodbath edition

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>>7818308
>Why don't you have a bf who fucks you until you bleed and punches you in the face faggot?
Because I'm socially inept that's why senpai

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>>7818308
Because I'm sensitive and I don't like blood.

>>7818422
mirin butt

>>7818308
Why is everyone on gaygen a bottom?

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>>7816638
>tfw no qt whose neck to rub my ginger-ish beard on

>>7817357
>tfw no qt to whisper to, caress and kiss

>>7817848
>tfw no qt to hold and,,, WOAH! too lewd

>>7817938
>tfw I don't snore
I have been told I say things in my sleep though

>>7818530
I'm not

>>7818530
because we're not real men
even matchgen is 99% bottoms

>>7818677
*mathcgen

>>7818530
Not me

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>>7818530
most fags are bottoms

>>7818530
>gay for cock
>why aren't there more tops
hrrrrmmm

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Who wants to read yaoi with me?

>>7819021
have you actually gotten anyone to read yaoi with you yet?

>>7818308
See, these are two different questions.
>Why don't you have a bf who fucks you until you bleed faggot?
Because I'm closeted, fat and ugly.
>Why don't you have a bf who punches you in the face faggot?
Because I'm mentally stable.

Who else is /switch/ here? Giving, taking, it's all good :)

>>7818530
But anon I cant be a bottom because I'm straight

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>>7819055
I have, actually! But I won't be satisfied until everyone witnesses the beauty and purity that is boyzu ravu. Would you like to read yaoi with me?

>>7819098
Get your boyfriend into yaoi

>>7819092
Nobody's straight, you little cumslut. All it takes is the right boy and you go right down the slippery slope.

>>7819098
yeah >>>/y/ is that way pal

How does one wash their ass properly?


Im straight but ive been getting head in public parks from gay dudes on grindr and i want to be very prepared.

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>tfw no qt asian bf

>>7819149
Dude just accept that you're bisexual.

>>7819122
ok a little bi maybe

>>7819149
Like clean your ass out for sex or clean so he it doesn't smell?

Just get a bit of soap and spread all over your ass and in between the cracks.

i saw this guy last week and he was so beautiful it physically hurt why can't i go about having no bf in peace

>>7819816
cus the universe is cruel and can't go without giving us a quick kick in the nads every now and then

>>7818530
im a top and very dom.

>>7818530
>>7818953

also, where are all the bottoms? i've only ever seen tons of tops and not many bottoms at all.

>tfw no cute bottom to cuddle with and be the big spoon to at night.

why even live?

want to commit

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>>7820548

...to a relationship with me?

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>>7820673
no

suicde

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>>7820678

dont do that
watch a film instead

>>7820703
dont want to

life just sucks

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>boyfriend comes home bummed out
>he was out doing errands and overheard two girls trying to figure out where some store was
>one suggest to the other that they ask him and the other says he looks too scary

Now he's all self-conscious. It's cute though.

>met a really hot guy on tinder
>went on two dates
>first date was fine, second date was mad uncomfortable for me because he was quiet the entire time
>that was the other day, now we're texting again like nothing happened
What should I do? He told me he was very introverted and quiet but I had to start every single conversation on out second date. If he wasn't interested in me he wouldn't still be talking to me after. I want this to work because we have things in common and like I said, he's really good looking and very much my type, but I don't know what to do about how quiet he was.

>>7819021
Don't you get tired of asking?

>>7820045
H-hi

>Talking to a qt guy over text and constantly teasing him because he's not allowed to cum

Having a little submissive slut to play with is fun

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>>7821008
Nope! Want to read yaoi with me?

I used to have absolutely 0 romantic feelings towards men, never found them attractive, only wanted to have sex with one for the fun.

Now today I have found myself extremely attracted to one guy, to the point where looking at a picture of him gives me a semi.

Does this mean I am one with you guys now?

>>7820976

Kiss him, fondle his hair, give him a massage and make him feel relaxed and horny, duh.

>>7821085
Are you still attracted to women? Your probably at least a little bi

>>7821088
Should I go on another date with him? I was put off by how quiet he was last time so there was basically zero physical chemistry

>>7821032
hello anon, where are you from? :^)

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>>7821067
::333

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>>7820976
>visit old university
>literally see 30+ gay pride flags hanging from flagpoles, houses, bars, shops, everywhere
>pride isnt for another 3 months
>couldnt find any recent gay-related news on google

fucking surreal

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>>7821127
whoops ignore that quote, friends

>>7821104
Yes I am, totally. But nothing seems more exciting than this guy right now.

>>7821067
I asked you for recommendations on sweet yaoi on the last thread, I forgot to thank you for it! I will check the ones you mentioned out.

I like a boy now and I don't know what to do.

>>7821164
Get the succ

drunk and sad again :D

>>7821175
I've always been taught by my parents/family that being gay is the sin to end all sins. I know I'm grown up and on my own, but I guess their beliefs rooted themselves more deeply in me than I realized.

I like him a lot and I'm scared and conflicted and feeling guilty as hell because of it.

>>7821295
t. every gay boy
welcome to the club

>>7821336
How do you get past it, though?

He let me kiss him at New Years when we were both drunk and it was simultaneously the greatest and worst moment of my life.

>>7821067
Only if you become my boyfriend

>>7821363
learn about meditation and meditate about it,it really helps,meditation is general is amazing,make it an habit.
Also give time to heal,its deep in you,took me around 3-4 years to really get away of Christianity and the fear of hell,it has been in me since i was born and still around today so give it time.
Also learn more about the world it helps A LOT(like alot,really) to know that your parents truth(that is now your truth) are not even close to the reality of the world is an amazing experience,read eastern literature,deep spiritual stuff has been happened in the world long before "christ" birth we as humans are complex as fuck,learn about it.
if you allow yourself to get angry don't go too deep you might become an edgelord satanist,luckily for me that happened when i was 13 so it was kinda a boy thing.

alri fellow benders?

>>7821419
I mean, I'll admit that growing up there were parts of Christianity that resonated with me. Mostly the whole love, forgiveness and being a good person bits. I knew some of the stuff that my parents believed didn't make logical sense, but I was too afraid of their anger to do much about it.College has been great. I've gone to parties, met lots of knew people and learned about how they live and what they believe and I can even have hobbies now. I've taken all kinds of classes and read everything I can get my hands on that teaches the kinds of things my parents didn't believe in (evolution, other religions, history before Christ, stuff like that). It's been great and a huge relief to know that I didn't have to keep living like that.

I just wish that I could have feelings for this friend of mine without feeling so ashamed of them. Especially because I think he likes me too.

Thanks for the meditation suggestion, by the way!

>>7818308
Who is this qt?

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>>7818308
Don't assume things about my relationships.

>>7821112
Asia

>>7812508
Very
>>7812521
Literally have never been hit on in real life. Only get messages on apps by old men who are hiv positive.
People stare at me.
>>7812605
A little bit more and more each day. Sometimes I feel so bad that that I give myself a head ache on accident. I wish I had the guts to point a gun into my mouth and aim for the hurty part to make it stop.

>>7821833
you probably are not that bad >=(

post pic? or you can add me somewhere and we can talk a bit

>>7821852
Whenever I posted pic I just got made fun of and insulted. So no thanks.
Also you sound young and normal. There's not much we could talk about.

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>>7821751
>>7818308
FOR THE LOVE OF GODS WHO THE FUCK IS THIS QT GUY?

tfw not arca

>>7821067
Recommend me something then.

>tfw no qt to wake up at midday with in my arms

>>7822439
arca?

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>>7823695

get a cat
i literally just woke up 10min ago with her in my arms

>>7823695
I'll be your qt :3

>>7823724
Yeah that's a skunk

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>>7823737
how rude.
dont you ever fucking reply to me again unless youre contributing to the thread

>>7823740
Nice body

>>7820962
Why do people do that when they're obviously within earshot?
> walk friend's doggo while he's away
> group of girls walking by
> one says 'cuuuuute' obviously meaning the dog
> other one says to her 'be quiet he might hear us'

>>7823740
You're right. It's not a skunk. It might have eaten your original cat tho.

What would you guys do if you were a micro-dicked bottom, hypersexual, with a BF who would rather beat his meat off on his own?
It's really fucking up my self esteem. I thought all gays wanted sex 24/7

>>7823826
i would talk to my partner like an adult about it?

>>7823864
Gee, thanks for your stellar advice.
I've brought this up to him multiple times already, we'll have some good sex for a few days after talking and then within a week or two the sex dries up and he's back to just jerking off when I'm right next to him in bed again. Doesn't even touch me back if I start touching him while he's doing it.

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>>7823724
>>7823740

Hey bro. Add me on steam so we can play some games. :3

>>7820947
Aw.. is someone abit grumpy today?
Need a little hug?

>>7823900
yes

;-;

>>7821716
>I can even have hobbies now

Your parents didn't let you have hobbies? The fuck?

Isn't it lovely how the internet makes you feel like you are worthless uninteresting ugly shit once you reach your mid 20s

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>tfw wont see crush for five months
>tfw trying to lose as much weight as possible in that time frame to make him want me more
I HUNGER SO MUCH FOR FOOD AND DICK

>>7823885
rape him with your ass

>>7824070
They let me do stuff like play piano/organ and sing in the church choir, but anything musical beyond that they thought was a sin of pride. Same with anything else I was interested in. I love plants and wanted a garden and my dad told me it was wrong to manipulate God's work and be proud of it.

But I have a keyboard, some orchids and a few succulents so it's okay now. : D

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get orthodontic jaw surgery for my overbite Y/N

>>7824238
Y if you have the money and time

that pic makes me want to off myself by the way

>>7824242
I'm going to make an appointment with my dentist to see what they have to say

I think my overbite is just around the edge where the surgery becomes free, it's hard to measure because the gum is above the tooth, but if it's 1 mm too little I might go full retard and just intentionally push my teeth to increase the separation

>that pic makes me want to off myself by the way

why

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>>7823408
Yay! I'll recommend these.

>>7824209
Hinata a CUTE! A CUTE!

>>7824252
because i will never get plastic surgery to fix my nose or make my jaw look better and he turned out so fucking well and his life is so much better because he did

>>7824259
I finished the first chapter of Etranger and it's meh so far. I still have three more but it just felt kinda generic. The guys are cute though

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what if mpreg was real

>>7824407
Abortion rates would probably skyrocket

>>7823728
>maybe if you weren't on the other side of the world...

>>7824238
>great, something else I'm now concerned about

>>7824407
No

>>7824454

who are you quoting?

>>7824459

>>7823758
>>7824209
>>7824252
and them?
don't start with the whole 'incorrect use of greentext' thing again

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I can't stop thinking about my crush.

We've been spending more time together recently and things have been getting slightly more intimate over time but I'm still not entirely sure if he's gay (had 2 conflicting answers over a period of 4 months). It's difficult to know if he likes me back.

He's just so cute, I wanna cuddle him and talk with him forever.

H-hold me.

>>7824499
post more detailed story
seems heart warming

>>7824499
you have a crush on someone and u dont even know if hes gay LMAO have fun getting ur heart broke

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>>7824221
>But I have a keyboard, some orchids and a few succulents so it's okay now. : D
You gave me some damn good feels. Hope you're gonna make it.

What's the discord?

>>7818308
>going to bfs house and he's been holding off for 4 days and is horny as shit
>diarreah, dont have an enema
Help is there fucking anything I can do or do I just tell him we can't use my ass tonight

>>7825142
Go to the store and buy something to clean your ass out with?
Depends on how much diarrhea I suppose.

Wew I just dodged a bullet

A guy messaged me on grindr and pretended not to know me. I faintly recognized him and later realized he was that creep I fucked who I caught smelling my undies when I was done showering. I immediately blocked him.

[/blog]

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>7823724
nice dog nerd

How important is dick size for tops?

>>7825142

Probably be best to skip anal honestly, even if you do douche out you still risk having the shits mid anal. Though it does depend on how bad it is.

>>7826014
as long as you dont have a microdick and you can maneuver fine then you're okay
everyone else is a size queen

>>7826014

As far as I understand it's not as important as people make it out to be, as long as it's not like 1 inch. Just gotta learn how to work it, not to mention there's more to lewd times than purely penetrative sex, when I meet this qt I plan to do all sorts of things like rimming, fingering, biting, kissing, etc.

>>7824499
Have fun with nothing

>>7825791
>script tattoo
>hand tattoo
both for having stupid tattoos

>tfw no cute top with a human sized penis to cuddle and pound me.

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>>7826197

i know that feel bro

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>>7826197

>>7826135
>maneuver fine
>>7826151
learn how to work it

Any tips on this?

>>7826237

It's a bit hard for me to offer advice on topping since I haven't had the chance to top myself, but I would say it all depends on the bottom, try to be receptive to how they respond and what they want, try different angles, try to work the prostate, vary your speed.

>>7826237
Aim for the prostate.

>>7826218
Nigga that's easy, I'm just in a shitty place to fag and can't get anywhere better yet.

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>>7823975

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>>7826294
Iktf

>>7826154
>>7824610

Alright chill you depressed /r9k/ dwellers. Get some positivity. Everyone gets their heart broken, but I don't think i've caught feelings for a straight guy here.

He told me at a party a few months ago that he thought he was gay, when I asked him about it a month at a different party he said "not really."

I think most gay people have probably gone through that phase though, so I'm kinda just letting it simmer for a bit?

>>7826197
>tfw no cute bottom to cuddle and pound

>>7826218
what if you hate yourself?

>>7818367
>K. Rool
Saved.

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>>7826343
>Get some positivity.
NEVER.
>Everyone gets their heart broken, but I don't think i've caught feelings for a straight guy here.
Just in case, if he does turn out straight, try to avoid the sharp part of the knife.
It can really hurt if he stabs you with it.

>>7826123
How long does one stay poop free after a poop on a normal day?

>>7826393
pierre fitch feels like a fucking aids-ridden trashbag

>too feminine for trugays
>too masculine for "I'm not gay"s
When will this suffering end?

>>7826578

Where you from? What you looking for?

I like inbetween guys.

>>7826599
Midwest
Boyfriend

>>7826630
Ah, you're a yank. Yuropoor here. Shame. If you have kik, perhaps i could give you some fleeting joy with some sexting?

I got fired from my job last week, can a cute trap come over to my apartment and let me cuddle them for a couple hours?

>>7826646
Don't have kik, and my phone is too shit to support it, sorry... But if you have skype...

>>7826670
where u @

>>7826691
Michigan

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>>7826670
>trap
why are you in gaygen? you're not gay

>>7826712
At first I was solely attracted to traps that could easily pass as girls, but now i've gotten to the point where cute guys also do it for me.
I assume that by the end of this year I'll be a full on homosex

What's the point in having a bf if all they do is hurt you in the end?

>>7826749
The ride man.
It's all about the ride.

>>7826757
But is the ride worth the crash and burn?

>>7826370
You fake it till you make it

>>7826767
Depends.
Do you go out of your way to avoid pain, or do you accept it?

>>7826781
I'm avoiding pain by making no effort to find a new bf.
But I'm also feeling the pain of loneliness.

>>7826697
close enough, contact?

>>7826792
Now, do you want to continue the pain of loneliness, or do you want the full experience of having a bf?

>>7826807
But I know that if I experience the ride again, he'll just break my heart after 2-3 years and I'll be back to where I am right now.

>>7826820
bottom detected

>>7826820
>I'll be back to where I am right now.
We all have to come home eventually.
Sadness and sorrow are beautiful in their own ways.
You just gotta learn how to appreciate them.

So my friend has absolutely NO gaydar and I don't know if I tell him or let him stay blissfully unaware

>>7826999
If it'll get you dick, tell him.
Otherwise there's no reason to unless he asks, or keeps talking about pussy and you need to shut him up.

>>7827114

>theres no reason too
except that talking to each other about your life and experiences is what forms the basis of a friendship, and relationships are a significant part of life

its silly to pointlessly hide or censor yourself during conversations with a friend

>>7827139
>gay people get the same privileges straight people do
Sorry, but that's not the way it works. The slightest mention of homosexuality is easily bastardized into "shoving it down someone's throat" when talking to straightards.
If you think it won't bother him, then whatever, but don't be surprised if he asks you to stop.

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>>7826251
>>7826151
>>7826294
>all this advice on topping just as I'm about to lose my virginity

The stars are aligned

>>7827139
He knows I'm gay and as far as I know was legit surprised. He's from Croatia where most guys are trendy metrosexual and balkan male culture is pretty homosocial so he doesn't really make a distinction. It's kind of the outside opposite of many straight guys who confuse politeness with getting hit on, he was actually hit in by a few guys at a gay-ish burger bar and in town and just thought they were friendly. It's not the worst "problem" to have but it's kind of funny

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>>7827180
We both know you're bottoming for someone 11 years older than you.

And that's okay!

>>7826856
:(

>>7827201
Ha shows what you know. We're both the same age and were friends for a few years before we started dating. He's a lot taller/bigger than me, so I guess that's going to be kind of difficult, but I'm sure I'll get the hang of it.

>>7827340
So who's getting the knot?

>>7827421
It's a little early to be talking about marriage and stuff like that. We might have known each other for a long time and he might be my best friend, but we've only been dating a month or so.

>>7827538
Underage ban when?

>>7827649
Because not everyone panders to your stupid memes? Naw, dude.

>>7827656
I wasn't the one to say "knot".
Also
>tripfags

>>7827675
Oh shit, he greentexted 'tripfags'. Sure showed me.

>only really into unfeminine (as opposed to masc) dudes
>most of the guys im attracted to and have been with have been bi
>constantly running the risk of getting dropped for the first available womb
truly a cursed existence
why are there no normal gay men

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>>7827737
That's literally all there is.

Stop pity-baiting and self-victimizing

>>7827649
I'm 20. If that's some kind of meme like >>7827656 said I don't know it. I just assumed they meant "tying the knot".

We haven't even had sex yet but I think we're going to soon.

>>7827844
It means dog dick. It used to be a pretty big thing here.

>>7827844
They're talking about bestiality, my man. Pretty funny am I right. Ha ha.

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>>7827851

Pic related, that bulge area is what's known as a knot

>>7827851
>>7827852
That's weird as fuck. I'm just trying to get advice on how to sex up a guy that's a lot bigger and/or taller than you are. I feel like positions would be kind of awkward.

>>7827882
I suspect you may not be mentally damaged enough to fit in here. Ganbatte with the getting laid though, onii-chan.

>>7827882
It's pretty unpleasant. Top Bottom dynamics work best with the top being larger pretty much all the time unless you specifically have a 'conquering' fetish.
Nature is a shitty thing that doesn't always fit our desires.

>>7827866
Why would you do that to your butt? I don't even know that I'd want a normal dick in there.

>>7827896
Thanks. I guess I shouldn't worry about it so much. But I have to stand on tiptoes to even kiss him if he doesn't stoop so part of me is just wondering how I can pull this off without failing miserably.

>>7827914
yeah, if a shorty tries topping a tall it's awkward
tops are really meant to be bigger than the bottom

>Come out to heterosexuals
>They all seemed surprised
>Some even found it hard to believe for a while
>Come out to homosexuals
>"Yass, I could tell."
>"Yeah, I know when people are gay."
This is seriously starting to wreck my self confidence now.
I never thought I looked gay, so what is it that other gay people see in me that makes me evidently gay to them? Are they just saying it because they think it's a compliment, or do I genuinely present as feminine in a way I can't see? Do the heterosexuals see it but try to treat me otherwise for fear of offending me, merely acting in disbelief to be polite?
I'm confused and moderately worried.

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>>7828058
You don't necessarily present feminine, but you may present "gay". They may see something in you that they see/saw in themselves, especially if they knew you before you came out and know how you acted and presented yourself while closeted.

>>7827914
>>7828057
Shit really?

He's so shy and nice and gentle it's kind of hard to picture him wanting to be on top. I don't know if I'd like getting assfucked anyway.

>>7828243
Bottoming feels great, try it at least a few times.

>>7828299
>encouraging people to be bottoms
>>7828243
It's still doable, it's just not ideal.
I suggest that if you don't have any innate desire to be the receptive partner, to not pursue it, because being a top has power in the gay world.
In the end, your best bet might be finding someone else. But like I said, try it and see how it works. If neither of you have a problem with it, then it won't matter.

>>7828479
lol

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>>7828243
They are memeing you. There are some tall muscleboy faggot bottoms, and some short feminine tops. Just cos you are smaller or bigger don't mean nothin. You can prolly find a guy who is into whatever you got goin on. But part of being a faggot is taking dick, so you probably shouldn't close it out entirely or people are gonna think you're a weirdo.

>>7828535
>SpicyMcChicken
Why would you post that disgusting shit in here?

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>>7828535
Europoor detected

>>7828559
>>7828567
fucked the reply cos i'm retarded

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Dad sent me this

>>7828575
I'm american. You don't think they have that in the U.S.?

>>7828591
the implication was that anyone who did not like mcdonalds was not a "real murican" so i called you a europoor

>>7828589
gross dude

>>7828614
O-oh... I see.
I mean, mcdonalds is okay when I'm in the mood for garbage.

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>>7828632
Whenever I go to fast food places I can usually only get french fries or baked potatoes so I just don't like going in general UNLESS it's somewhere like Dunkin Donuts or Chipotle

>>7828644
I almost never go to fast food, but when I do, it's for chinese dollar scoops. Even cheap chinese food is good to me.
I got a McDonalds gift card for christmas, and just used it on their salads... Not bad, but I really like salad.

>error 404 image not found
Ah, I wanted to see the drug hate picture.

>>7828786
yeah I reuploaded it, deleted it because i saved it wrong

>>7828779
Ugh, blue Gatorade is the worst kind.

>>7829112
This is the one I can relate to most.

>>7829140
Video Games are better when multiplayer.

>>7829186
Hits close to home.

>>7826718
That's me right there, gay and exclusively into traps/twinks. I never had to go through a straight phase though so in that sense I was an early adapter to the sexuality of tomorrow.

>>7829192
>mop bucket
>in public with only underwear
lol

Good god, what a realistic nightmare I'm seeing. If anyone ever has to ask me what it's like to have a bad psychedelic experience I'm just showing these to them.

>>7829219
>melted popsicles
There's no way this artist isn't basing some of this on his own life, that's too realistic.

>>7829236
This is what an eating disorder looks like.

>>7829236
doubt it, just seems to be a part of the artists comedic depiction of hedonism

>>7829219
whats the source for this shit

>>7829256
i've unfortunately already posted most of the good ones, the artist hasn't made many
http://ryanthewretch.com/

>>7829253
Art imitates life.

>>7829262
thanks

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I hate everyone and never liked anything.

>>7829401
Same

>>7826455

To be fair that is some solid advice, thanks.

>>7828299
I feel like taking dick would be embarrassing though.

>>7828319
It'd be pretty neat to be powerful. Like I said bottoming seems like it'd be really embarrassing and probably hurt, too.

>In the end, your best bet might be finding someone else.
I really like him, though. He's my best friend. It sounds gay as hell, but he's important enough to me to figure out a way to make it work I guess.

>>7828535
>But part of being a faggot is taking dick
Why would they think I was weird? The thought of taking dick is just really strange to me.

/gayg/ I gave my dick out to a collector on grindr like a fucking retard what are the odds my life is ruined
The only identifying feature is my nice shirt and supple boybody

>>7830334
what the hell is a dick collector?

>>7830342
Those guys who trade pics using someone else's, collecting nudes without sharing their disgusting corpse with others

>>7830348
It's a really nice shirt also I would hate to have to never wear it around people

>>7830334

A dick pic won't ruin your life, even if everyone saw it and knew it was you, at worst you would get some funny looks at work and a lecture from your parents. But you said that there weren't many things in the photo that would make people recognize you, right? So just stop using that shirt and move on, no one will know about it ever.

Why can't I post hot guys in other generals when other guys post slags. I know there's a few other gays who do enjoy them, but the breeders gets so triggered by it.
They also say like "why do gays need to make it known that they're gay"? Like wtf, you're all posting slags all the time.
And they're always so very surprised of the existence of gays on this site. What the fuck happened between 2008 (last time i was using the website frequently) and now?

>>7830517
post some hot guys here

Tfw no bf

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>>7830521
I do, but it's such a slow general.

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>tfw dating/fucking guy with big cock
>tfw he's got cock piercing
>tfw he called me faggot while fucking me
half of me is turned on, half of me thinks the piercing+slur+tatts+deadbeat job=bad for long term dating.

>>7830552
did you post the 2 guys in the bathtub earlier?

>>7830099
>I feel like taking dick would be embarrassing though.
qurl

>>7830561
>not encouraging him to have further aspirations and become a classier member of society

>>7830563
hmm yes.

>>7830582
super hawt, thank you for that

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>>7830592
Yw.

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I burst into laughter when guys are terrible kissers, porn and in irl too with those I hook up. They're just pathetic.

I can't help it

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My favourite place to kiss is on the little hollow where a guy's jawline meets his neck.

Where is your favourite place to kiss, gaygen?

>>7830710
in real life

>>7830710
bp

>>7830739
I like eating guys out, but kissing a guys bp doesn't do anything for me.
Whats the point?

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>>7830710
his mouth if he's a good kisser, else just skip the kissing entirely

>>7830799
>he doesn't kiss all over the guy's body
Shit lay detected

>>7830806
well I do usually kiss him all the way down to his dicc but that's pretty much part of the blowjob

any tips on how to be a good kisser?

>>7830835

Practice + communication desu

>>7830706
>tfw khv and this just gives me something else to worry about should I ever find someone
but that's never happening so we...

>>7830719
;_;

>>7830835
I wrote a guide here a week or two ago cba writing another one

the most important thing is if you have a large mouth to NOT put it entirely around his lips. no one likes soaked lips unless you're both too drunk to care

Are gay men the best barbers?

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>>7830753
>I like eating guys out

>>7831160
>shit lay has poor taste
Shocker.

>>7831064
Mine happens to be slightly older gay gentleman, didn't know that was a theme though.

>>7826477
For me, after a nice, cleansing shit and douche, pretty much 16 hours. I also only eat two meals a day, so I'm not the best example.

Hello I am drunk
So what's the use of being gay or being generally non straight
I mean I don't mean to offend or >imply that it's a choice butfrom an evolutionary standpoint god/darwin/pure chance just deciding that starting form your birth your genitals liking something that will never score you offspring just seems like a net loss when compared to hetero dicks or cunts

>>7831429

you have a misconception about evolution

evolution isnt about finding the best adaptation, its just about finding an adaptation that is barely good enough to survive. we would undoubtedly better off if we had, say, proper claws instead of fingernails, but since people can mostly get by with fingernails we still have them.

an evolutionary trait is only bred out if it is extremely damaging to carriers.

since being gay is so rare (3%), its not sufficient to singlehandedly destroy a societys chance of survival (especially since a lot of gays can impregnate women if they really have to), so its still around

>>7821108
As an introvert myself I can tell you that the fact he even came to the second date means a lot. As for him not talking much it's propably because he didn't want to ruin it. If you're really interested in him ask him out for a third date, if he accepts and shows up you can be almost sure he likes you too. Also like the other anon said try to be more physical, it really depends from person to person but i myself get a lot more relaxed around a certain person if they initiate physical contact with me. If any of this doesn;t really make gramatical sense I'm sorry. English isn't my primary language.

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Do bottoms ever bully their tops?

>>7821751
>>7821978

Charles Melton

https://www.instagram.com/_melton_/

>>7831900
Yes, my bf always puts me in a gogoplata.

I've just shaved my boipussy, balls, penis (well, mostly trimmed), and gouch. Feels good man.

Too bad I'm too self-conscious to do my entire body

>>7831900

i really want to
but im too shy still. i think if i could keep a guy for longer than 2 months i might be able to work up to it.

>>7831972
Dude shaving your hole is ok, but a bush feels actually great. Although it depends on how hairy is it, it can be a turn off to some people

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>>7831972
>be me
>virgin
>no bf (ever)

But, I don't have to waste time on stupid mating rituals like shaving. Ha!

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Everything is awful.

The world is a horrible place full of terrible people.

>>7832217

how different would the world be if there wasn't blacks & muslims & jews

I wonder...

I'm quite sure we would of have found peace on earth by now.

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>>7831972
>mfw that first ghost poop after shaving your bp

Glorious.

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>>7831912
May the bara god bless your soul.

That fucker is hot af

>>7823885
learn foreplay ?

>>7820045
i wish i was in your shoes, its the opposite for me. all these bottoms wanting me to be a dom and i just cant get into that. but there are 0 tops around. wtf

>>7830561
>piercing+slur+tatts+deadbeat job=bad for long term dating.
>>7830576
>not encouraging him to have further aspirations and become a classier member of society

you can't change other people anon

>>7830710
bite and kiss his nips
if he has abs, abs

>>7831471
also to add on to that
many genetic traits are inherited because the good outweigh the bad.

>>7832411
>>7831972
shaved butt is sublime

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>>7830710
Where it makes them squirm the most

>tfw i have back acne
JUST

>>7832907
Eat healthier and work out

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>>7832907

I got rid of mine in about 2 weeks by using a bath brush and Acne Neutrogena soap.It also cleared up my folliculitis on my scalp.

Body soaps can leave residues and aren't appropriate for all skin regions on every body. Its true that you want to keep your skin clean and have contact only with clean fabric. But there can be environmental pathogens and micro flora antagonizing it.

So, make sure undershirts and bed clothes are reasonably maintained and clean. But I also would use the Acne Neutrogena bar on my back, shoulders and face, and also used it as a substitute for shampoo. Likewise, you dont want to leave the lather on too long, or it can over-dry your skin like any other soap, and slow recovery with irritation.

Then I would scrub with the bathbrush. For safe measure, after I dried, I also applied 91% rubbing alcohol from a small spray bottle, which they sell in some drugstores. Misting my back (only) and doing this, it cleared away. I would note also that before this, I used only the alcohol and it was not effective by itself.

Also, speaking for myself, I must say - what a difference having the right soap for the job is. I dont know why, but immediately after switching to the Neutrogena just for my back, my skin *felt* better after scrubbing with it, rinsing and drying. One might think it was just the brush action, but I had used the brush before, and didn't get the same sensation with other body/deodorant soaps.

Good luck, hope it helps. I know it can be frustrating, but I did find a solution, and I hope it works for you too.

>>7824454
Where are you around?

>>7831984
Keeping a guy around longer than 1 month is hard enough, just do it.

>>7830363
I like the shirt though I look hot in it

>>7830719
lel'd

posting ITT to hit limit and get this ugly crap off the board

>>7833216
Yas on a gay board

Get it how you live mama

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>>7818308
>Why don't you have a bf who fucks you until you bleed and punches you in the face faggot?
UGH, stop reminding me

>>7833247
You silly Mary, you're just so... so UGH!

>>7830598
Got a link to this?

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>watching the office for the first time
>taking notes on Jim's flirting for future use
Holy fuck is this what rock bottom looks like?

>>7833654
Got you beat. I've been reading political discourse to confirm how everyone is a retarded cunt. I'm at least two bottoms down from you.

>>7833654
>watching the american version instead of the original british sitcom
Yes you are absolutely at rock bottom

>>7833739
Its about availability.
If your country wasn't so tight ass about copyrights I would love to watch it. yet here I am.

>>7833761
T O R R E N T S

>>7833761
Yeah, fuck countries for having copyright laws, am I right.

>tfw no Dorian Pavus bf to teach me about fine literature and suck my dick

I would pay his voice actor to fuck me with his Dorian voice.

>>7833780
>>7833780
I'm lazy :/
Also you do know that it was written and produced by the UK show right?

>>7833780
You're missing the point.
Overly strict copyright laws are dumb.

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NPR was cry-laughing and masturbating about how the gay black people movie won best picture over the heterosexual white people movie and how beautiful black people are at really reaching peak levels of attractiveness. "No, goyim, this has NOTHING to do with the drama last year about how not enough black people win oscars. Yes, goyim, homosexual relationships are superior to heterosexual relationships. No, goyim, the whole 'wrong envelope' fiasco was completely on accident and it absolutely wasn't staged to generate more buzz about the dying (((Hollywood))) award shows so that every black person knows that the oscars love them."
I usually managed to miss the oscars and completely forget that they exist but every single (((mainstream media))) channel/radio station/newspaper is doing their best to make sure that the good goys out there hear about how loved homosexual African-Americans are.

>>7833817
I want pol to leave.

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>>7833796
>tfw no cole bf
Still mad Bioware didn't let us romance him.

>>7833817
Christ, what the fuck is this post

Why does everything have to be race-baiting for >>>/pol/

>>7833834
Indeed. I bet he would be the best little spoon in the world.

I hope Andromeda has some good options, since they're adding more nuance to flirting and relationships, as well as relationship types.

New thread

>>7833893
>>7833893
>>7833893

>>7833834
>tfw no qt blonde gf
Why even live

>>7833842

Its true though.

Hollywood race-baits. And then if you call them out on it, the leftists LIKE YOU insist the person openly talking about it is somehow the one acting in poor taste. This is how they shut people up while insanity gets a stronger and stronger grasp around the throat of common sense.

Equality is treating people equally, not picking which view gets to jabber about race constantly.

>>7835240
But the person I was referring to is absolutely acting in poor taste, dumb fuck

It's a decent piece of cinema from a rather unique perspective which revolves around a homosexual black person, and to say this is in any way "race-baiting" anyone is absolutely pathetic. Yet poltards have to spew this horse shit about how the Oscars are race-baiting him because the one featuring a gay black person won over the one featuring white people.

>the leftists LIKE YOU insist the person openly talking about it is somehow the one acting in poor taste.
So why is it that many of these cases of "race-baiting" turn out to be pure paranoia?

>>7835757

It has nothing to do with the merits of the movie. It probably is a great piece from what I've read, even if the poverty theme is a bit played out, but thats a subjective view.

What the other anon was describing is the insane liberals celebrating the race aspect. Its creepy.

And if a group of people who despise common sense collude to distort perception to make things appear differently than they are, its not paranoia. Its learned suspicion.

>>7835775
>It has nothing to do with the merits of the movie. It probably is a great piece from what I've read, even if the poverty theme is a bit played out, but thats a subjective view.
But what the fuck is dumb fuck Anon at >>7833817 saying? He's obviously critiquing how a "gay black people movie" won best picture over the "heterosexual white people movie", which is of course referring to the merits of the movie as he sees it as race-baiting.

>What the other anon was describing is the insane liberals celebrating the race aspect. Its creepy.
I understand this part more about the creepy celebrations, I see it as good-willed celebration over a unique perspective in cinema, but whatevr, it's still not his whole point, it's about the Oscars also.

>And if a group of people who despise common sense collude to distort perception to make things appear differently than they are, its not paranoia. Its learned suspicion.
Yes, like thinking all gays secretly want to eat your babies is just learned suspicion and not paranoia.. You say learned suspicion, I say paranoia, it's completely subjective and depends on the perspective, and you can't just rebrand it as "learned suspicion" instead and expect me to take you any more seriously. Paranoia none the less and refuted as such.