Unrealistic views of CIS women edition
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• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
Previous thread
>>7765626
he can hack me any day of the week
I made it out of bed in under 3 hours this morning
>>7766716
>>7766717
you angie need way more help than i can provide
like mountains worth of medical professionals to find out whats wrong with you
and how it connects to your simpsons obsession
>>7766722
this woman is literally perfect holy shit
how does texas do it
>>7766722
Saved to my perfect girls folder.
>>7766733
>this woman is literally perfect holy shit
>how does texas do it
this is either the result of extreme sheltering, trauma, straight up lying, or a superskank trying an image change
>>7766722
>less thrifty
d r o p p e d
Well as soon as my clothes are dry I'm going to bed. Nice talking.
>>7766737
i want to pick sunflowers with her
and then bang her
>>7766733
And please tell me what is wrong with me?
>obsession with Simpsons
I don't have an obsession.
>>7766733
did you see my post in the previous thread? >>7766734
greetings
What names go in the box?
>>7766746
what a dumb picture
I really like all the hyperbolic statements made about her
one of my friends on facebook was talking about how she would indoctrinate children to follow trump like sheep...I wonder what that would even entail
saying global warming is a chinese hoax to make the US noncompetitive in manufacturing?
>>7766744
she probably has a crazy overprotective dad and will want you to take over the ranch or something. he'll probably want to see how you handle bull penis or whatever it is cowboys do
>>7766756
Throw a cindy in there
>>7766756
>hanna
>maeve
>snickerdoodle
>sheen
>evangeline
>shy
>sish
>gloomy
>ash
>>7766750
oh no i didnt
my bad
thats pretty fucking neato you know
it takes a lot willpower to be able to think for yourself in a cultlike environment
especially to be able to rationally find something that made sense to you and not what you were taunt
did you become like an official recognized buddhist? what was it like? did you see any of those bald orange guys
>>7766756
carol
>>7766742
Small money.
>>7766756
Emma :)
>>7766735
how is that a perfect girl
you want a girl who can't talk?
>>7766762
is this the cinnamon list?
i feel like someones missing
>>7766769
people want to be with people that are relatable.
>>7766775
fair enough
threadly reminder to google bookchin
>>7766769
girls talk too much
>>7766769
>a woman who physically cant talk
BEST
OF
BOTH
WORLDS
>>7766767
what does that mean?
>>7766784
that she isn't big money.
>>7766784
i'm not sure, but i think it has something to do with one cent americoins (seriously, those things are fucking tiny, smaller than british pennies and even eurocents)
>>7766788
Pretty sure eurocents are smaller actually
This is MY thread. GO AWAY.
>>7766771
drake do you feel you should be on the cinnamon roll list?
I'll help you with your application
>>7766762
>>7766790
oh yeah, you're right, my bad - it was merkelcoins that are absolutely tiny
for some reason, american pennies are thinner though, which is kind of weird
>>7766800
no
im a villain
forever a bad guy
;__;
>>7766779
It's good to talk a lot... it lets you get stuff outta your system
I've been on hormones for a month and haven't gotten hard in like 3 weeks until now
wtf is habbening
>>7766805
don't let the bullies here change how you feel about yourself!
you're chaotic neutral, not a true villain
>check scale
>13lbs less than when I first started dieting and exercising again
wew maybe I won't be a fat sack of shit forever
>>7766726
>tfw big bad vlad will never put polonium in my drink
>>7766735
>tfw could pretend to be mute forever so no one will hear my voice
hmm
>>7766762
pure posters
>>7766812
reduced erections are one of the first things that happen on hrt
>>7766816
b-but why is it happening again now
Eff blink 182 for being so hard to play on drums
>>7766758
I agree it's dumb but a lot of people count on the public sector....
Wouldn't be surprised if religion/bible study becomes a permanent thing in schools because of her religious beliefs.
>>7766820
>anything Travis Barker does
>Difficult
Beep please
anyone know how to make pancakes
whats a griddle?
and how do i flip the thing
>>7766768
I'm too much of a coward to be Emma
>>7766827
Most of his fills aren't that hard it's just constant 32nd notes that's exhausting
>>7766831
Step 1: Google is your friend
Step 2: kill yourself
>>7766836
the recipe says to use water not blood
>>7766835
it's something you just have to get used to honestly.
>>7766809
listen here buddy, there's only one thing i want to get out of my system, and you don't need talking to get it out
>>7766766
it is nice having a sangha.
the people who tend to the temple don't wear orange, but one of them is shaven
>>7766832
if you're not ready yet just bring yourself closer to being Emma, you'll probably feel more ready after a while
you can do stuff like shaving, taking good care of your hair and skin, and hormones without even transitioning
just do it on the side and when you're comfortable enough to be Emma you can!
>>7766826
but logically you should be very surprised if she forces bible study into public schools
it's very clearly against founding principles of the country and no law maker would go along with it
that's the kind of hyperbolic thinking I'm talking about, I don't totally understand how its so possible to get that warped of a view about someone and how much power they have
>>7766839
Iiim in love with this giirl but she's outta her miind oooooh
>>7766841
Oh? and what's that?
hugg has gone too far
>>7766846
how long have you played drums. Or are you just picking it up
>want hugg
>not pretty enough to be hugged
>>7766854
Like 2 years but I picked it up quickly bc I've played guitar for so long, I think
>>7766802
pennies aren't the thinnest US coin
>>7766850
liquid love
>>7766853
do you regret unleashing the monster that is "hugg"?
>>7766846
Were all mad here
>>7766860
I need it
>>7766858
fun fact, they have those ridges on the outside because jews used to trim them down and sell the extra metal
the ridges allow you to tell if the coin has been doctored
>>7766861
I am become erp
>>7766858
>everyone is facing left instead of lincoln
what did the US treasury mean by this?
>>7766845
She wants to abolish the public sector completely and only make a charter and private sector.
>>7766866
lmaoo
thats ok, its not your fault its become abused
>>7766857
oh ok. I've played drums for like, over a decade, but I'm just now learning guitar
gguh
>>7766870
public school in america is not so good/effective
it would be nice if teachers actually had incentive to do a good job, like by creating competition
nomm
>>7766867
get shot in the head once and you're paranoid for life I guess
rubb
beep im going to bed tuck me in
>>7766890
wtf is your sleep schedule like
>>7766886
Yeah. I've been playing music since I was like 8.
Im learning chords by playing songs with them in it. It's also helping me with progression and timing.
>>7766863
when you're of age, anon
>>7766884
rubb me lauren
>>7766891
very sporadic and terrible
whenever i fix it i get too lazy to go to bed and stay up all night and ruin it again
>>7766897
psh~, no fun
i want a qt bf
>>7766722
W2c wholesome, conservative, good natured, artsy gf?
Someone posted this in my old support group's resource Facebook page (I know):
>I'm in the beginning stages of becoming a female permanently. I'm wanting to start dressing up in public. Does anyone have any advice on what to wear to look more feminine?
I hate how quickly my brain works to pick apart and over-analyze this in order to figure out what kind of person they are.
From this phrasing you can tell they are:
at least middle aged
fat or heavy framed; definite possibility of a gut
not on hrt and won't be for at least a month
doesn't care at all how well they'll pass or not
agp as fuck
very likely ugly
And their Facebook page confirmed it all. Do normal people analyze statements people make like this in order to build a negative image of them or am I insane?
glubb
>>7766722
>tfw this image makes you feel like shit because there are millions if not billions of people like this and you're a mentally ill drug addict with a record who will never be attractive
phew
I'm making a 45-day weight loss thing
every day I eat healthy I'll mark off a day
visualizing the progress will make it easier, and will make it easier to not give into temptation
I know by the end of it I'll see a difference in my body, its very encouraging!!
I just need to think of a cute name to put at the top of it
I was thinking like 45-day cute challenge but it doesn't really sound that snazzy
>>7766911
You can hear the hopelessness in their voice. The "permanent" bit shows that they've given up on waiting to pass, and that their weight is beyond respectable. Additionally, "dressing up" is definitely an older-folks phrase (similarly to how people around that age shorten "honey" to "hon").
>>7766919
My hope is that there are other people as broken and awful as me who want an ugly feminine friend to waste life with.
Still, they could find an actual-female loser to do this with. I really, really wish that I could be someone's ideal partner some day but it's just a hope without any belief that I someone might pick me over someone else.
edie im going to bed
tuck me in
>>7766924
Wb the "I want to lose weight and eat healthy and need a cute name for it but can't think of anything challenge"
>>7766925
Yeah. It's odd because I don't think it's difficult at all. It just takes practice.
I made this do you like it
>>7766928
I know as a fact I'm fucked romantically and I'm too socially awkward to make almost any friends, any time I get along with someone I inevitably ruin it by being to clingy or obsessive, I'm a failure at being a human being, there's really no chance I'll ever be successful
>>7766931
>bf
>boy friend
>boy
>>7766949
I'm ugly desu, at least for now
>>7766949
>No one here is ugly really
Lmao
>>7766939
Now that I'm kind of sort of in a relationship I've realized I don't actually understand romance or the stuff about a relationship other than the physical stuff and the friendship part; the lovey dovey clingey-ness. Maybe I'm just not in love with her?
In the past I've developed feelings for best friends before, but I never acted on them.
>>7766952
idk if love is anything more than humans enjoying contact with other humans and the fear of being alone
>>7766919
lol!
>>7766951
I guess beep means in the 'literally deformed/grossly asymmetrical' meaning, not the 'female with too many male physical traits' way.
Jokes on her though, I-
http://classic.atrl.net/forums/showthread.php?t=641822
Oh thank fuck, my face isn't actually crooked.
>>7766948
Dont misgender me shitlord
>>7766961
ikr xD
>>7766958
Is it really that simple?
Is love like the sense of not being able to get as much time with someone as you want? And how you look forward to interacting with them because it makes you feel good?
>>7766964
beepbeep more like cutecute
>>7766919
iktf
i want to die
>>7766965
lol!
>>7766972
who are you senpai?
lads i get into bed and i immediately am not sleepy
wtf is this hell
>>7766970
i love you
>>7766964
UR A GIRL
>>7766976
a girl who's mad you wont respond to her texts
>>7766977
just stay up until 9 pm tonight
reset the ol' schedule
>>7766979
I like girls
>>7766983
>Liking girls
What are you, gay?
I hope the kind of girls you like at least have dicks.
am cold
>>7766978
same dude
>>7766987
pee in my mouth
tfw I'm a boy
>>7766964
>that room
Grace paid you a visit lately, beep?
>>7766991
not my fetish, but for money i can pretend it is.
>>7766997
let me beat you
>tfw looked in mirror and now I'm depressed as fuck
>>7766938
good post
>>7766995
edgy
>>7767000
im down with that
>>7766981
need a name
Lol beep is a girl....
Hi everyone
Who's gt do i have to suck to get an invite to #cutetrans
>>7767007
I really love you
>>7767008
let me cut you
>>7767028
>implying we are girls
>>7766985
do some girls not have dicks?
how do they pee?
>>7767032
i love you
>>7766979
Wow you still post here?
>>7767032
I love you
>>7767036
no
I love her
fuck off
>>7767030
What the hell is that.
>put on thin sweatshirt
>tits incredibly visible
:(
>>7767035
They pee from their butt.
I want someone to love me too....
I'm 3/10 though (.__. )
>>7767049
Jesus christ mado calm down.
How you been in the past year?
You met my friend, she had a lot of fun
>>7767049
i love u mado
tuck me in
>>7767049
>Then stop taking hormones you dingus
Not that Anon, but tits are forever.
>>7767030
Why would you even want to go there
>>7767032
MADO
>>7767033
Please, please do.
>meanwhile in repression gen
What the FUCK
So I haven't had an erection in a few months, and aside from being incredibly painful, my dick is BENT ABOUT 30° TO THE RIGHT NOW WTF
I'll never find a chaser now
>>7767039
fuck off hailey
>>7767049
Lmao it's so true about clownface
Not sure but I think cypro is making me lose hair. I keep pulling out more than usual and I've already cut my dose down to 12 MG every 2 days..this is...concerning...
>>7767058
Cause I'm feeling really gross and i want cheap attention from some chaser
>>7767032
Be my friend
>>7767064
It's more likely you're just malnourished.
>>7767067
is this the real yume
>>7767058
Role playing avatar fag please go
What crap anime character even is that
>>7767065
go to reddit or something
>>7767071
newfag
>>7767081
I like discord though.
May i have an invite please?
>>7767081
Newfag Isn't an argument on a board invented for newfags
>tfw pass as crap FTM
>get ma'amed by everyone except the progressive and tolerant who go out of their way to sir and dude me
>>7767061
Back before hrt wrecked my erections, if I didn't get erect enough it would be bent to the left. Once I was hard enough it would straighten out. Just a shitty dick I guess. It sucks aesthetically.
>>7767068
Idk. Don't really eat garbage. Been having salad for breakfast the past week or so. It's kinda stressin me out. Nothing noticable yet but there's more hair than usual in the shower and im seeing a lot more in my brush
>>7767084
I'm banned from that one, sorry.
>>7767087
I didn't realize i was trying to argue.
Good thing i have you to tell me.
>>7767086
Hope things are still going well
You were always nice to me
>>7767091
Well, then I guess you're just balding.
>>7767094
Qt
Nice suicide silence shirt too
Blah why u banned?
How does it feel to know that no matter how many drugs you take and how many surgeries you get, you'll never be a real girl?
>>7767101
Shitty
But once you pass you stop thinking about it as much
>>7767086
No one really cares for you.
They cringe when you spout your delusions.
post pigs
>>7767101
This is why I repress cause I can be smug in being a real boy
My dysphoria is 100% alleviated by feasting on the dysphoria of ftms.
>>7767100
>thinking thats me
I'm banned from 12 transgender and /lgbt/ boards.
>>7767099
DON'T SAY THAT
why do christians think that they're religion is entitled to respect?
i think they should be willing to take deprecation of their beliefs as long as they are eager to disparage other beliefs.
it's only fair
>>7767109
same except I'm on hormones so I trigger the AAP fujoshits
>>7767108
Always have to slap people back to reality. Why don't you cry more about working 10hrs a week and getting 4k/month for it.
>>7767113
>I'm banned from 12 transgender and /lgbt/ boards.
That's kind of impressive, actually.
>>7767117
That defeats the point
>>7767115
You realize that all aging men go bald, right?
>>7767116
everyone thinks everything they do is entitled to respect because everyone thinks they're the hero in their own story because everyone is an idiot lmao
>>7767118
is that supposed to be an insult
>>7767122
What is hrt
Also
>23
>>7767116
why do muslims think that they're religion is entitled to respect?
i think they should be willing to take deprecation of their beliefs as long as they are eager to disparage other beliefs.
it's only fair
>>7767125
It doesn't matter what you're on... you will always be a man. And men go bald.
Good luck with your rogain.
>>7767119
>That's kind of impressive, actually.
i dunno, trannies seem to get triggered pretty easily, even on 4chan
it's probably a lot worse in other places
>>7767121
being on mones counts as repression if you present as a guy
>>7767124
No, but you whine on how you think you struggle making that money while doing very little work when there are people who make far less than you but work harder.
Please just kys
>>7767127
Bully anon you still haven't been able to attack me and my trip is on
>>7767127
You don't know how hair loss works, do you?
>>7767124
lmao that looks like about $200
>>7767113
>tfw permanetly banned from every online gay community
>tfw doxed from reddit gaybros gaygen mtfg and others
>tfw banned from nearly every /lgbt/ discord just based on reputation
>tfe still permabanned shitposter on /lgbt/ where i cant post with name on
Step up girl
>>7767124
Even this terribly obscured picture makes you look ugly as sin.
kys
>>7767138
>Taking pride in being a sucky 12 year old
>>7767119
Shrug
>>7767124
e Whoring is hilarious
>>7767138
Is this your attempt at trying to impress me.
>>7767127
stop getting all your information about trannies from /pol/
its pretty comical when they think trannies age like men do
>>7767139
You're in for treat
https://unsee.
cc/gopisane/
>>7767140
I wasn't trying to be mean with the money thing :(
I just saw the filename so I thought it would be fine to poke a lil fun..
>>7767142
Aw shucks, you got me!!!!!
well, /mtfg/ is nice this time of day
>>7767140
Then why do you whine so much about.
You act like your life is tough.
>>7767132
>all anons are the same person
don't you think that's maybe just the tiniest bit racist
>>7767149
is that supposed to be like bad or something?
idgi
>>7767150
o well in that case u right i mean i think it was only like 600$ lmao
it's so hostile in here today tho it's hard to gauge everything. ima go do a face mask and have coffee and play vidya with my friend bbl
>>7767126
i agree.
i guess what brought this on was an argument i had w/ a christian.
his idea was that b/c i didn't mention islam, i must have been protecting it.
i'm not.
as a matter of fact, i think islam is a disgusting religion, even more so than christianity.
i told him that it was stupid to assume that, & i guess that finally shut him up.
he also said that religion is the reason the ussr isn't around anymore.
i called complete bullshit on that
>>7767156
It showcases how pathetic Edie's life really is.
I'm never gonna get an invite for #cutetrans
;_;
I just want attention lol
>>7767159
gotta pay for law school somehow
desu
>>7767143
Nope idc about you.
Just like to brag about my autism.
>>7767159
hey can you pass the salt?
>>7767162
idk how to send invites
can anyone in the group send one?
its actually a pretty chill place, I like the trannies on there more than on here probably
>>7767163
>Edie being intelligent for law school
>>7767145
>autism
>>7767159
honestly? I'd do that for like 12 hours a day if I got paid for it
>>7767105
smol pig
>>7767168
What salt?
I make more than her and live a comfy life while she whines and whines how she doesn't make enough.
Trip on Edie
You're all pathetic lol
>>7767169
It's at the top left where the name is, and there will be a liiiiiitle arrow, click that then hit invite people and it'll give you a link
>>7767176
I'm scared to do it now, there are many attackers trolling in here atm
>>7767175
That's the spirit!
>>7767173
i want to play with it
>>7767061
>dick is bent 30 to the right
this is happening to me too
What's going on down there
Am I growing a vagina?
>>7767175
& we are the cutest pathetic there ever was
>>7767172
yeah, but it's so emotionally draining that even edie can only stand to do it for a few hours a day, and she's got skin so thick, you could use it to block out gamma radiation
it would probably emotionally cripple half the trips here
>>7767171
an excellent argument, well put
>>7767153
>tfw Burgeristan tranny life
I guess I can't complain; I had reasonable access to hormones and there are people who are willing to help me without sexual favors in return.
>>7767171
I don't really get how thats an autistic thing to say
its strange to me that so many people have very strong views about trans people without actually bothering to read anything about hormones or transition, and yet still think they are 100% correct
I had a thought how do women remove semen from their vaginas after sex
>>7767178
Uhh here I'm put my discord name in here and you can dm it to me.
Aoi#2188
>>7767174
well, if you're happy then why talk about this?
whats the point?
>>7767188
Same way boys do
>>7767188
They don't? I think the pH levels inside of them eventually breaks down and disintegrates it. Then it's just kind of not semen anymore.
>>7767115
I-I'm on cypro too and there's a lotta hair on my brush
I'm scared ;-;
>>7767188
i think biologically speaking its sorta meant to stay in
but i guess you can just wash it out in the shower
>>7767194
boys dont have vaginas do you mean like gay men with anal sex?
>>7767180
what sort of games do you want to play with this cute pig chara
>>7767191
It bothers me because she doesn't understand the struggle that a lot of people face. All she can do is whine and rub her life in those who are actually struggling to make a life for themselves.
>>7767198
>tfw potassium-sparring diuretic and blood pressure medication shit master race
>>7767197
okay then what about post op trannies?
>>7767201
Lol yea. They just go to the bathroom and it kinda drips out, then wipe
>>7767201
>boys dont have vaginas
true, also girls dont have penises
that would be just silly
>>7767180
no stay away from the bubby piglet!
>>7767212
smelly girl penis
>>7767189
I sent a friend request
idk if thats the only way to DM I've spent little time on discord
>>7767210
oh i assumed it would like stick to the inside and get gross so youd have to clean it out
>tfw now that you're trans to fuck straight men you have to wipe your ass better
>>7767209
I think your junk pH levels just change from the hormones? Your parts start to smell different, right? That means there's different chemical make up. That could mean a different pH? We're not talking lemon juice or bleach here. Just enough to break down some proteins over a few days.
>>7767208
I uh have severe anemia if that'll hurt my hair
Will it hurt my hair?
>>7767218
Nah you can send messages without a friend request
Make it stop :(
>>7767224
ok I stopped it
>>7767205
well, yeah she does do that occasionally
>>7767180
Remember Chara, if you want maximum fun you have to not kill it in the first 5 minutes. Slowly torture it. Slowly...
>>7767219
Name starts with a d?
>>7767224
make what stop
>>7767220
you dont give yourself enemas?
you probably should
>>7767232
You're a loser and contribute nothing to this world.
>>7767214
>>7767180
edgy as always
>>7767217
is it true that girl penors will eventually smell like cooters?
>>7767228
NO! thats horrible!
>>7767219
Nah, for as sticky as it gets its pretty slippery stuff. And I'm sure some of it stays up there, and dicks up your ph levels and gives you a yeast infection
That's why girls douche
>>7767240
It's a shame you can't just buy one bullet. What a waste of ammunition. I doubt anyone is going to want the rest.
>>7767238
society isn't worth contributing to desu
>>7767240
Has something happened?
Or is this general tranny malaise?
>>7767218
Name starts with a d?
>>7767220
literally more trutrans than me
>>7767241
yes
who /transitionedsoyoucangetawaywithsuckingfattrannycockhere/
I got tired of being called chaser so i put on dresses take poisonous chemicals and now im "one of the girls now"
>>7767247
But apparently it's worth leeching off of.
Seriously, do yourself a favor and kill yourself.
>>7767251
please don't die I'd miss you
>>7767240
Things will be okay Lannu.
>>7767251
This job is taking its toll on you huh
>>7767251
Ever heard of an exit bag?
>>7767253
I fell down the slippery slope and now I'm sucking chaser dick instead. The cum shot is way better and they'll put fags like us in our place.
>>7767218
You're just trolling me huh?
>>7767268
Yes
>>7767253
>poisonous chemicals
know how i can tell youre making things up?
you should actually get on mones though not even kidding
this is children tv in japan
>>7766722
I can totally respect her on the sunflower thing. Any other type of oil really isn't as good for every day cooking.
And the riding boots. Nice kinky touch. Not my thing but I respect it.
>>7767202
I want to make it into bacon.
>>7767216
oh ok
>>7767228
Well duh, you act like im not experienced.
>>7767239
That wasn't even me.
>xd you're so edgy xd
>>7767268
>Your message could not be delivered because you don't share a server with the recipient or you disabled direct messages on your shared server, recipient is only accepting direct messages from friends, or you were blocked by the recipient.
what's up, fellow humans?
>>7767276
Those subs are most likely incorrect
>>7767266
I don't see why chasers would be bad for sex if they control themselves a bit.
The issue is relationship material. Or they wanting to touch the gt. Or speaking in general.
>>7767282
h-hello
>>7767278
Aw
No worries then
I know someone else with the same name so i thought you were them
Anything i can do for you in return?
>>7767285
nah, it's an anime about bullying 30 year old virgins.
>>7767282
Nothing much. Watching the Young Pope, eating pizza, chillin'.
You?
>>7767279
Well then hurry up and get a pig to torture then eat raw.
>>7767291
naww we good
>>7767251
>just be happy
I hate that
>>7767286
>Or wanting to touch the gt
It's funny, I'm cool with my junk but I'm shy about it because it's small (And thus silly looking) and also kind of gross looking.
I guess I need to make it look more like a "feminine penis".
>>7767294
>it's an anime about bullying 30 year old virgins.
Seems like a hot topic in Japan, given how may losers they have over there.
>>7767251
Try to stay strong lanna :(
you're one of the prettiest girls here
>>7767276
No other oil is suitable for cooking? Lol
Dis is silly
Oils all have different smoke temperatures and their own flavors
Sunflower has a really high smoke temp and a fairly bold flavor
But that doesn't make it the omni oil lol
Vegetable s great for everything up to like 400
Also sunflower oil is expensive as fuck
>>7767227
If she was self-aware, I wouldn't be attacking her.
>>7767282
human things, like existential dread and vague distant hopefulness
>>7767279
bacon is delicious but hurting cute piggos is mean >:(
>>7767300
>feminine penis
>>7767302
>girls
>>7767282
Hai.
I overslept and I have a craving to play Skyrim so I'm modding >.>
>>7767287
i have no plans or interest to.
>>7767296
i really don't feel like it.
>>7767310
lol ok
>>7767312
Don't make me beat you up dumb bully
>>7767279
pls dont hurt the cute animals please!
wait sish is back?
meetup with anna frangi sish WHEN???
>>7767289
Why so timid, my anon friend?
>>7767287
Hello passer Lauren, how are you today?
>>7767295
I love that sweater dress. That girls boobs look strange tho.
How are you today anon?
>>7767310
Human things, mm I feel that. I'm making art. Dread is good inspiration desu.
>>7767313
Ooo nice. Modded skyrim is funnnnn
>>7767315
Genitals are kind of gross though.
I don't think my penis is actually more gross than a typical one, it's just because it's mine, if that makes sense.
>>7767314
>pls leave chaser
I'm not a chaser, I'm a girl who likes boys, but lanna is a good girl who deserves praise and support
>>7767319
I really think you need to put on some muscle, just to balance out your large fist.
>>7767321
??? Franzi is sish.
I used to wish I was uncircumcised because I hated the jews stole a part of my penis
but now I'm kind of glad because circumcised girldick looks much cuter imo
>>7767329
Mtfs aren't girls
It's really weird sitting here with this trans pilot and her wife
She's had every surgery with the best surgeons, and has never been to any trans site, and is pretty wealthy
>>7767331
You mean frangi
>>7767336
but is she happy
>>7767335
Then explain their xy
>>7767338
Oh yah they're super happy, she had to fight to get her pilots liscence back for a year and the families freaked out, but they're happy now
>>7767339
girls can have a Y chromosome and a penis
didn't you learn anything in school anon?
>>7767339
biological sex =/= gender
gender is cultural, if it wasn't, boys and girls wouldn't dress/talk/act different
>>7767334
I'm cool with keeping mine, but I'm ashamed to find the idea of it being taken from me without my permission is arousing.
>>7767343
secondary sex characteristics
>tfw no agp transbian relationship
>>7767337
yes my tablet autocorrected it twice. REEE
>>7767315
Really? Where are you even? Sunflower land?
>>7767343
He said it looked perfect this morning
It hurts can't talk for a month
>>7767324
So-so. Today's training was a struggle. To get myself out of the door, to go the track, to do it. I felt fat, slow and bloated.
Besides that everything else is just fine.
>>7767335
Don't do that. Just get rid of the flab.
>>7767321
sish is actually Gloomy
OMIGODOMIGODOMIGOD
I went in to my endo today expecting to be given an appt to get my thyroid nuked, forcing me to wait months to start HRT, but she said my thyroid levels calmed back down on their own, so I'm clear to start HRT! I'm starting spiro today, and E in 3 weeks!
WOOOOO!
>>7767353
What the fuck am i looking at
>>7767359
My vagina
Blah while I'm here, might as well
Am i qt waifu yet?
>>7767351
argentina
we export that stuff. vegetables are also super cheap, like tomato at 50 cents the kilo seems a bit expensive.
>>7767353
did you take those pics yourself?
how are you gonna deal with a month without talking? that's something that people with normal jobs really can't afford...
>>7767357
that's great!
watch your diet if you're in the danger zone...
>>7767362
>heavy angle
>wig
Nope
>>7767362
S a n f r a n
A
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F
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>>7767353
is it bad karma for me to hope you lose the ability to speak forever?
>>7767357
Congrats!!!!
HRT is awesome, it's such a relief to start and know you wont get more masculine
>>7767366
thats not nice
>>7767362
You're cis
>>7767362
No.
>>7767366
I already accidently made a few noises and a small whisper
It's wayyyy higher pitched then I could even fake before
>tfw transitioning because always thought i was trans but now as im older because of babydick
>>7767362
anyone who say's you're not is bitter or joking desu
>>7767369
I know :(
faye is just such an awful person though
I guess its still wrong of me either way :(
>>7767366
Well judging by all the samples I just heard, her voice still isn't going to be cis tier after this surgery. It will be higher but not able to get super high like cis girls.
>>7767374
at which point did you figure out you werent actually trans and how?
>>7767373
absolutely wild.
damn im jealous AF
will you be able to sing? did he mention how wide your range would be? do you have a whistle register (female top end)? or is it still a falsetto?
I have so many questions.
>>7767377
I'm so nice to people though! Omg
It is interesting people thing I'm deaf and I've had to listen to two arguments where one person has my male ID and the other is looking at me
And they're debating if I'm a he or a she while they think I'm deaf
>>7767379
ugh but thats not what...
never mind
>>7767383
We'll you do have a penis and are tall and wide chested
>>7767383
that sounds soooo annoying
>>7767383
It worked really well for Zorro tho.
>>7767381
This is the singer type surgery, it cuts off most your low end, doesn't add to your high end and keeps most of your range
The other type where they cut you is pretty detrimental to singing because the stretching reduces range
>>7767386
Two out of three are correct
My chest is smaller then my moms and the same as my gf
>>7767383
even if you were deaf it's not like you wouldn't be able to tell what's going on
>>7767386
oh yeah it's probably her penis thats making people clock her, she should probably do something about that
like... tuck it away somehow or something
>>7767357
Yay \o/
>>7767392
Too hard, but maybe it's the male ID with the beard
>>7767386
has benis
not really tall or short
medium chest (no bobs)
blue pills for chest hills c:
>>7767357
ooh nice!
congrats :)
>>7767399
if I hate a female-sized chest, my lil bobbers would be pretty cute right now
but alas :(
I love having boobs. :)
they make me feel the opposite of dysphoria... Gender euphoria?
where are you little bobbers
>>7767411
Almost like a girl.
>>7767408
I like your name
Tfw you have a feminine jawline
>>7767411
no, you use fedoras for that.
>>7767414
hugg gelgel
>>7767395
My ID is that way. Heavy thick beard that was long. I need to get it replaced this month. I was hoping to have my name change done by this point, but $$$.
>>7767395
>too hard to tuck
iktf
every time i start dressing
<3
>>7767422
hugg
cant wait until I get boobies
I 4 real cannot believe how amazing my nipples feel
I'm pretty sure it gives me more pleasure than my dick ever did
>>7767420
that could just mean that you have horse face
>>7767420
same
i love my massive overbite, makes my jaw look tiny
>>7767403
iktf... by sister sizing I'd have a 36D, I'm a 44AA...I'd love a 36C chest.
>>7767425
;------------;
Awwwwwwww
>>7767435
>if i post a shopped image of my titties can ppl go into the file and fix it?? is that possible???
hey can make a guess work from the stretches in the colors, but besides that no.
>>7767434
Ikr nipple orgasams are amazing
>>7767434
same
so soft and smooth and twisting them feels like a tiny electric shock, in a good way <3
im experiencing side effects from spiro is there another t blocker i can use or should i just get an orchiectomy
>>7767446
>nipple orgasm
how
>>7767434
nipples feel amazing
>>7767434
I've been on hormones for a month and they feel like buttons and are sensitive in a weird way
when do I get in on this amazing feel
>>7767418
ty
I use another irl. I loved Cindy when I was young, but knew to many of them so I chose another name that was a variant of another name I also really loved, that I also knew to many of.
>>7767449
what side effects?
you can use cypro, but it might be difficult if you're in the US and want to be legal.
>>7767436
My face isn't long though.
My facial height is slightly under 7"
>>7767451
The first time she ties my hands behind my back and blindfolded me, it's just like a blow job kinda, different speeds and dedication to it, the pressure on the breast bud just kind of builds up
Idk it's amazing
>>7767456
probably in about another month
and it just kinda keep increasing for me, I'm still under 4 months
>>7767458
lots of stomach issues from nausiea pain and loss of appetite ive been on it for 3 years so thats why im kinda considering an orchietomy
>>7767457
Oh what do you go by irl? if you don't mind me asking
>>7767447
mine are so sore, I'm scared to twist them :/
>>7766778
^^^^^
>>7767460
o///o y boner
>>7767460
what does a nipgasm feel like
>>7767462
you lived 3 years with those pains or did they just start now?
I'm about to have lunch with my father and I haven't seen him in almost a year
>>7767432
I need to figure a good $500 to $600 total with all the stuff for both my birth state, my current state, plus federal.
>>7767475
as long as you don't think about giving him a blowjob it will all go great. remember to focus on that all the time. it's vital that you don't even consider sucking his dick.
>>7767475
does he know you're a train?
>>7767475
What are both you having?
Sandwiches with extra helping of awkwardness?
My name change got approved! Now my deadname is ACTUALLY dead. Now I just need to get my parents to stop calling me by it.
>>7767475
dont let him walk over you and tell you how you feel but be open to his concern because it still comes from a good place even if it doesnt seem like it
>>7767475
Things will go fine Nep-nep.
How long is your face and how big is your head mtfg?
5'9
Face: 6.75"
Head: 22"
>>7767490
Who gives a shit?
>ywn feed Faye frozen custard and pat her head and call her a good girl for feminizing herself with surgeries
>>7767495
its how archaeologists will identify your gender and ethnicity after you die
>>7767495
Long face and or big head are male characteristics
>>7767434
yep....
>>7767451
sensitive nipples, and proper stimulation. An ex of mine could give me the most mind blowing orgasms from just using his hands. He never once needed to ever touch my crotch. In fact I never remember him ever touching me between the legs. I never told him not to, he just knew not to. I wasn't his first tranny.
>>7767463
I don't say it on 4chan.
>>7767475
Good luck! May it go very smoothly.
>>7767484
Congratulations, and bust of luck with the parents.
>>7767490
at which point does your face stop?
i have a flat vertical forehead, do i include that?
>>7767510
Yes
You measure from your hairline to the bottom of your chin
>>7767501
They will see my grave goods, provided I don't just have myself cremated and ashes spread. If I'm buried I want to be buried with my purple necklace.
>>7767501
I don't think that many future anthropologist will express interest in a passing social phenomenon at the beginning of the 21st century.
>>7767504
>Long face and or big head are male characteristics
You don't say. I was asking why would one torture oneself with something like that?
>>7767435
post an unsee of your titties
>>7767501
>its how archaeologists will identify your gender and ethnicity after you die
>implying an archaeologist is going to find and dig up my single grave without knowing about my identity as an artist and scholar, thus honoring how I lived, and referring to me as such.
in 50 years there is gonna be like 6 billion+ dead bodies scattered on the earth. The chances of an archaeologist exhuming my corpse by pure happenstance is essentially non-existent.
sick meme tho
>>7767484
>Now my deadname is ACTUALLY dead
not as long as i'm here, carrot top
>>7767517
because miss tiny noggin here wants to brag
>>7767472
started recently been on spiro for 3 years but the pains have been going on since january
>>7767526
>miss tiny noggin
Who?
>>7767461
I hope my nipples start getting more sensitive soon
they already feel really good
>>7767526
I may have a make head but I have an ugly face
>>7767527
then it's a bit absurd to think that the thing that was okay for 2 years now is no longer tolerated.
it should be something else.
>>7767533
*small
>>7767534
what show is this?
is it on crunchyroll?
>>7767523
Maybe you'll top some tranny musicians chart in the future?
>>7767490
5'6
Face:7"
Head: 23"
is this bad?
>>7767534
my doctors are thinking it might be that since like nothing else has shown up like in blood tests or a ct scan
>>7767537
30-sai no Hoken Taiiku
It has like 2 or 3 great episodes and the rest is meh.
>>7767542
well, they know more than me.
won't they give you an alternative?
you can buy cypro online, but I doubt you'll like that plan.
>>7767490
I'm 5'7"
face is about 6.5"
and head is probably 23-24 inches or something
I can't really tell tho, I don't have a tape measure
>>7767490
M A N S K U L L
R E E E E E E E
>>7767449
I switched from spiro to Depo Provera shots once a month to see if it helped with my ME/CFS. It is the same 150mg medroxyprogesterone acetate shot given every three months as birth control, but instead given once every 30 days. I do my own shots just like giving oneself and estrogen shot weekly. There are plenty of alternative AAs, it is just spiro is usually the best tolerated. Cypro is #2, but not available int he US.
Working on a track. https://clyp.it/ejxz4ig0
what do you girls think?
Anyone played with faceapp yet?
>>7767560
that super sucks, but you can still get an american one. or maybe ask them to leave enough skin?
>want to touch my face cause it's getting softer
>can't cause I'll get acne
it's not fair!
>>7767561
Wtf is this
>>7767562
your fem face is literally you wearing makeup and better hair
>>7767562
I think you are way too focused on your appearance.
tfw just woke up and my dad was at my door with a heart of chocolates
he was sick so he wasn't able to stop by on valentines day
what a sweet man
>>7767570
awww :3
which trips are the most autistic?
>>7767570
omg thats so cute
>>7767565
no such thing as acne on HRT
mine cleared up super quick and I havent found a zit since
>>7767570
suck his dick as a thank you
>>7767574
they are all infinitely autistic
its not possible to say one is "more" autistic than another
>>7767563
im going to meltzer he offers orchiectomies i just dont want to go through another surgery/one that might make my srs worse since the surgeon giving me the orchietomy wouldnt be the same as him so he might mess it up
>>7767580
well I've only been on hrt for a month, but it is clearing up fast, it just used to be realllly bad
>>7767561
this is really unique
i like it
Will you post more sometime?
>>7767578
>>7767573
:3
>>7767581
no that's disgusting
i remember seeing his dick in a shower at a gym as a kid and thinking like wtfucking fuck is that
>>7767591
>wtfucking fuck is that
d-dont you have one of them?
>>7767569
What?
>>7767570
that's nice
I wish my dad still loved me :c
>>7767574
what exactly do you mean by autistic in this context
like i think i know but im not sure
>>7767580
you mean on spiro. it's sold as anti acne medicine.
you could be getting progesterone with cypro, but I guess that no acne is good enough for you :^)
>>7767586
you only need to ballsack for the fancy thai ones, as far as I know everyone in the states does inverted penis so it doesn't matter.
>>7767594
i have a pretty tiny dick and i don't think my balls had dropped yet
>>7767597
I'm sorry anon D:
I am extremely fortunate
What happened with yr dad?
I probably won't reply cuz i gotta go fast
>>7767600
>you only need to ballsack for the fancy thai ones
>>7767605
>i have a pretty tiny dick and i don't think my balls had dropped yet
reeeeeeeeee intersex
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>7767600
pretty sure meltzer requires you have the ballsack
im nim!
>>7767615
im ada!
hi nim hru
>>7767605
my dad figured the best way to cure my dysphoria would be psycho drugs instead of transitioning and tried to have me sent to a mental hospital just cause I'm trans
but my mom protected me and is helping me transition so I'm fortunate enough c:
>>7767600
does cypro not help with acne? cus that's what I'm on
>>7767560
Known here in the US as Chronic Fatigue Syndrome.
>>7767570
Nice!!!
>>7767600
>>7767586
You need to consult with your specific surgeon. I know the ball sack is used by many in the US. Less than a year, go on the Depo Provera shot. Mine is covered by insurance, even at 3X the birth control rate of use.
does this make me look cute or just really gay?
I used a makeup app thats a lot of fun to play around with
>>7767626
Both imho
>>7767626
obvious app and filter but you will pass so easily...........
i hope you are on hrt already
learn real makeup.
you have it so easy lol
>>7767610
iktf My dick is small enough that it self tucks, and the testis are now light enough they can't descend into the ball sack to keep it stretched out. I feel screwed when it comes to surgery. I may need one of the more expensive surgeries that uses skin from another part of the body.
>>7766722
!!! New Voice Challenge !!!
Let's see you read this in your best girl voice. A micky voice will also be cool or any funny voice you have.
Here's my attempt. I suk.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16UIUUKNg9B
>>7767622
you can avoid acne with good skin care, or even basic in some cases, and a decent diet.
>>7767639
I'm doing everything I can for skin care lol, but what kinda diet would help?
>>7767277
No but I don't know why I'm sad I just wanna crawl into a hole and die.
>>7767617
you're my bud
>>7767647
hugg
>>7767647
hugg elanna i feel this way a lot too ;-;
>>7767651
nim === buddi
>>7767647
hugg elann
everything is gonna be okay
i was singing in my shower for an hour. my voice is a little strained.
>>7767647
be happy you are a cute
>7777777
>>7777777
who ever gets this is going to be a god.
>>7767661
praise kek
hail satan.
>>7767667
yeah cuz it's true
>>7767667
>No I'm not
yeah u are
today was pretty wonderful, it turns out i might still get that hotel job i wanted before and two other places were hiring and interested in me when i applied today.
my bf also gave me some money and paid my phone bill when he was helping me find places to apply. so glad I have him he helped me feel tons better <3
>>7767562
Omg I love this app
>>7767667
you're really REALLY cute
>>7767674
ah yea, cool dude.
i got a job interview friday. i'm bout to get a promotion to a closer warehouse doing IT stuff.
i work for amazon AMA.
>elanna
>not adorable
pick one and only one
>>7767676
>>7767685
>i work for amazon AMA.
Why do I have to spend £20 before I get free delivery? It used to be £10.
>>7767692
things have gotten a lot better for you in the past year tho
My mom found my dildo
this is super awkward
>>7767692
>It never ever gets better
it does after you die
>>7767688
Prime is a meme. just pay for better shipping or wait. it's never worth it.
also wait a few years. Amazon will be using drones AND uber to deliver locally so 20 minute shipping is coming sooner then people think.
>>7767647
Let's face it - you're sad because you are a tranny, you are sad because of the all of the opportunities you think you missed, you are sad because of the unwanted direction your life took, you are sad because you work a minimum wage job. You are sad because of all of those and more. Which is okay. We all feel down from time to time.
Now I am not going to post the usual tranny platitudes like "hugg" or some other infantile bullshit (and you very well damn know it is infantile bullshit). What I will do is point out and remind you that you are doing everything in your power to set things straight. That you are working, that you do want to get back to school, that you are feeling better. A moment of tiredness when you feel overwhelmed is not going to undo all of that.
Make no mistake Elanna - you are in a Hell of your own making. And the only way out is forward. So cry a bit, demolish a tub of ice cream, do whatever but do not stop moving forward. Believe you me, you have no other options.
>>7767695
>I have needs and dont have a boyfriend so thats why I have it
>>7767695
why was she looking in a place where your dildo was
>>7767699
Hi Dr FEEL.
>>7767703
cause I'm bad at hiding it, it was just in a box in my closet
she shouldnta been in my closet tho!
>>7767708
yeah wtf, that's her problem for looking in your closet
aint nothing wrong with dildos though
>tfw not good at ANYTHING
>>7767687
It makes me so happy looking at it
>>7767697
I've never used prime before, I just always try and make it up to the free delivery amount if I've already spent like £15 and delivery is going to be £5 anyway, since it'll come to the same amount.
Years of being a loyal customer and this is how they repay me.
>>7767712
iktf, sux
>>7767694
Ish
>>7767696
Nothingness isn't better
>>7767699
Well shit that hit me right in the feels
You damn near made me cry in the break room
That means so much more to me than just saying 'hugg' though, thank you for actually taking the time to say that. You get it ;_;
Ugh, just one more month of this shit then I can start looking for something different.
>>7767695
did she say something about it to you you?
>>7767723
>tfw gonna drown my sorrows in ket when mummy and daddy are gone to bed
>>7767722
hugg
>>7767722
yeah but the fact that things seem to be getting better should be a motivator, right?
>>7767715
post pic
>>7767725
yea, she said that she was okay with it, I wish she just woulda never brought it up, it was so embarrassing >.<
>>7767704
hi anon
>>7767733
They don't exactly seem better right now.
>>7767746
well it might seem difficult right now but you have that big future prospect of university right around the corner
that's something to look forward to!
how to deal iwth facial hair before hrt?
what do you do when shaving only gives you a few hours of looking normal (with makeup), and the next day there's stubble that if you try to shave you end up cutting yourself
it's the bane of my existence
well job hunting as a woman has been going pretty smoothly, way more so than i thought. i haven't been misgendered yet and everyone assumes im cis till they see the paperwork
im really hoping i find work soon because in 28 days im getting evicted and im almost out of hrt so its crunch time irl
>>7767754
If
I haven't heard back from my referees and it's coming up on 3 weeks. I don't want to have to send reminder emails
Then I don't know if I'll get in anyways.
Oh well, back to the grind, later
I got together with a half cousin who lives in Germany and is on vacations.
I had lots of fun and we had tons of stuff in common, we have the exact same almond eyes.
I sort of got dysphoria because although she's almost as tall as I am, she's like half my size.
Bleh. Anyhow. How's your day coming along mtfg?
>>7767760
>everyone assumes im cis till they see the paperwork
iktf, they think I am just an ugly masculine looking woman and then I dont get the job
we need this book scanned asap, people
>>7767712
practice. :3
>>7767769
>tfw too intelligent to have big boobs
>>7767767
it's still a little surprising to be able to day i pass almost 100% of the time. it's a really nice feel even if everything else in life isn't going well at least I can say all the hard work I put into transition is paying off
>>7767782
mommi
>>7767781
I wish hrt worked for me
I wish I wasnt weak and pathetic and could do anything that could move me forward in life
>>7767781
lol you are so annoying
many other girls here pass but they dont brag about it incessantly, you are almost as bad as korra was about it.
>>7767793
>you are almost as bad as korra was about it.
kek
>>7767793
she is korra
>>7767793
anon..
could one lovely person point me to the source of this?
>>7767803
i believe that is an "animu"
>>7767788
honestly hrt only does about 50% of the work and gets your face and body to the point where if you put in the time and effort to present female you'll be able to do so convincingly
hrt imo doesnt make you go from male to looking cis just by taking it and doing nothing else
>>7767793
>so much as saying the words "I pass" in a sentence is considered bragging
>you aren't allowed to be happy that you pass or talk about it in any context or you're a pompous braggard
what did she mean by this???
>>7767803
yaoi zone only
sorry
>>7767788
you can't just chug pills and expect to magically become cute, you also have to take care of your body and lrn2make up and exercise and shit like that
lazy sheen
>>7767813
TOO BIG
>>7767813
trip on faye
>>7767813
this is literally disgusting.
>>7767813
ewwww the veins and shit
>>7767823
wrap around lauren
Still cold
now with the added irony of having stove burns on my fingers
>>7767811
yea I have see
>>7767760
and
>>7767674
i dont get this mentality of mtfg if anyone so much as says I pass they're somehow bragging and trying to make other t people feel bad
like if anything I get happy whenever someone else here passes or is doing something with their life. I don't go out of my way to shit on them and name call with baseless accusations and project my feelings on them
>>7767825
why do you hate boobs nim
>>7767821
How much of a faggot are you
>>7767826
>burnt and cold at the same time
you're like my dinner whenever i try to cook at home
>>7767831
i don't i just don't want ones that big
>>7767822
do you like these veins?
>>7767826
where did his legs go
>>7767839
do not want
>>7767841
NO THAT'S GAY
>>7767837
But you already have itty-bitty titties.
>>7767839
I mean those are cool.
but the fake as fuck massive blow up doll tits on a small frame and girl that weights like 130 is just ridic.
yeah eww
>>7767839
gimme like a cup size or two smaller pls
>>7767850
but im only three months in :(
>>7767841
B-BLUE BOARD
>>7767803
yes, I can, because IT'S MY FUCKING CAPTURE YOU THIEF!
Virgin's Empire, one of /u/'s favorites. It's mostly in dynasty scans. It starts as just ecchi and becomes cuteness and drama pretty quick.
w8 nm idk anymore
how to tell if fake tits
>>7767841
ye
>>7767841
gross
>>7767841
I've always thought this guy is like 5'2"
>>7767814
even when I try my hardest I still look like a bald old man wearing a dress
>>7767870
maybe you shouldn't have started late
>>7767871
that's too big actually
>tfw my gf can sing really good???
>>7767871
my mommy has D's uwu
>>7767813
desu I don't want big boobs like that
I'd prefer them be a bit bigger like a C or D cup would be nice but whatever
im happy with mboobs
>>7767873
that would require me to have not been stupid or a coward
>tfw your sister gets to be a normal girl but you don't
>>7767813
Ash has DDDs I bet the look gross
>>7767874
>Tfw you started hrt older than the age Sheen is now
>>7767887
yep!
>>7767868
that would be pretty hot for me tbdesu
>>7767876
Dynasty is also the best for yuri manga and tag search. They have tags per chapterso you can re read certain parts if you want (for example in VE I recently re read the chapters about the soft s&m couple, I think I'm gonna do the ones about the otaku and the gaijin that makes mecha Lincoln).
Just save them with the original title and you'll know the ones named "Imagen (huge number)" are mine.
>>7767877
???
>>7767897
sing do you wanna build a snowman for us
My last blood test showed that my E was below 70 pg/ml after 5 months of oral estradiol at 8mg (!) daily (T is dead). My doctor asked if I wanted to up a dose over the phone, but I couldn't come to a decision because my first thought was to obviously change route of administration rather than go even higher. I've shortly after started taking my estrofem sublingually and have been for about two weeks now. My breasts have become significantly more tender in that time and my libido is getting a bit higher.
I am pretty sure sublingual is the way for me to go, but now I am very concerned: I am pretty sure my doctor has never heard of taking estradiol sublingually, and I don't want her to take me off my dose because my estradiol is at over 400 pg/ml at peak.
I can't say for sure how I will resolve this with her yet, but I want to ask any of you taking sublingually what ranges I should be aiming for in blood tests and what dose I should be taking daily.
>>7767813
>>7767871
ew
>>7767895
Your own personal garden gnome!!!
>>7767897
i really hate this style of animation desu
>>7767813
how do I get boobs like this
>>7767887
Buy a wig and lose weight.
>>7767905
hand-drawn or go home :3
>>7767910
>get the top 0.01% of boob genetics
>wait
>>7767905
I really miss the old disney animation style desu, it was super comfy and neat, the new stuff is just bleh
>>7767910
get a boobjob like that girl
>>7767904
5'2 is a very respectable height if properly proportionate!
>>7767910
SURGERY
PLASTIC
>>7767903
oh gosh i wish
ash would be a great big sis to have
>>7767919
>repressed tranny and wanted to be like them
I had the exact same feelings when I saw that movie lol
>>7767813
I have a cis friend that's about this size and she says it's a generic disorder, like boobmastica or something i forgot. But is gonna have to get reduction because they keep growing her whole life. Ariel winter has it I think.
>>7767923
so is 6'0
>>7767924
is that fake
i didn't think implants looked that good
>>7767926
I mean I didn't know it for 3 years of being autistic about Frozen but looking back... Wew
>>7767930
look at those gross veins omg lauren why would you want that
>>7767935
i already have veins
>>7767928
it's all about proportions.
>>7767936
post ur bobs bby ;)
>>7767937
17 inch shoulders
27 inch waist
36 inch hips
:(((
>>7767930
sass doesn't have the cognitive ability to accurately judge something like that
AHA! Found the condition ladies, it's called "macromastia"
>>7767813 has it of they aren't implants
>>7767931
YES! I was the same, I didn't really notice it until you mentioned it but yea now that I look back
>>7767942
>27 inch waist
This is really slim and probably looks great with your hips.
>>7767942
those are actually pretty decent numbers, 17" shoulders are pretty tiny for being that tall
with girlfat your hips will probably help balance it out
>>7767897
!!!
tfw small misshapen boobs
>>7767969
hugg boobs
tfw bobs are under arms
The ducks
>>7767942
>17 inch shoulders
bideltoidal or biacromial?
>>7767976
i forgot what this meant
>>7767972
owo
>>7767974
Are fucking
>>7767968
>clavicle bone sticks out at the top of it
basically 100% of trannies have that, and many cis women as well
>>7767979
Everywhere
I hate my body
>>7767982
but it sticks through my shirt :(
>>7767947
post cute animals
>>7767896
>lauren is a girl
yeah, but she's not normal
>>7767990
why they so pointy that they're able to pierce through fabric :(
>>7767994
yeah huh
my ribs are HUGE
I'm sure that if I had a smaller ribcage I would have a cis body but instead I look like a boy
Oops didn't mean to quote you anon but
Cute animal pics pls
>>7767995
t-that's not what i meant
>>7767973
same lol
like when I raise my arm forward my biceps touch my nipples
not a good feel
someone make me a pretty cis girl OR ELSE
>>7767997
if it wasn't for all the bones in my upper body and most of the bones in my lower body, I'd basically look like a girl too :(
and if my facial structure was different and my skull was smaller :(
>>7767968
Shoulders are always going to suck, and finding tops that fit it a major pain but, with the right tops you'll barely notice them, promise!
>>7768002
>listen to a recording of myself and it turns out Frangi is indeed meming me
I sound as nasal as Octo
>>7768006
i dunno anything about fashion though ;-;
Anyone have any pics for dieting or losing weight or exercise? Ive seen them around before
>>7767977
https://breakingmuscle.com/view-image?src=images/bydate/20140514/acromionofscapula06.png
Biacromial is where the bony parts of your shoulders end. Bideltoidal is the furtherst distance between your upper arms.
>>7768008
Left kinda reminds me of Zheanna, if she were half-Asian.
>>7768009
post it
>>7768015
eat less unhealthy food
eat less in general
move around more than you previously were
you'll lose weight
>>7768009
NOT TRUEEEEEEE
>:(
>>7768015
caloric deficit
>>7768023
We'll duh but someone posted pics with extra tips and help
>>7768008
now I want a series of works like that turning uglypeople into a beautigul gender switched version.
>>7768021
I don't know how Wednesday looks.
>>7768020
so like the tip of the clavicle bone?
don't lose your way girls :3
>>7768032
Anons truly are the worst in mtfg
>>7768022
no it's embarrassingly bad
>>7768034
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Acromion
It's this fella.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12353246
>>7768040
Oh, also try sitting in front of a mirror naked whenever you eat anything
>>7768026
you don't need more than that really
people will argue for a long time about what specific food groups to eat/avoid, for me cutting out carbs really helps
and just never ever drink high fructose corn syrup, and really just avoid all sugary drinks in general
tfw hipless fridge body
>>7767901
Sublingual can be done if your pills are of the right type. Implants, injections, and transdermal are all better than any pill form. For some reason pills suppress IGF production which is needed for breast growth.
>>7768048
berating yourself on how fat and ugly you look really can help
https://unsee.
cc/sedamupi/
tfw small and conical
>>7768056
>>7768064
wtf those don't look bad at all
thats really what you're freaking out about?
they honestly look pretty nice, I was picturing them much much worse after all you've said
I'd be fine if my boobs looked like that desu
>>7767935
veins on boobs are normal...
>>7768064
boop boob
>>7768064
cute boobers desu
>>7768072
hugg
>>7768015
here's some words
figure out how many calories you need
diet appropriately
try not to eat FAT STUFF
don't drink soda
exercise
ta-da~
you did it
>>7767734
I'm too shy
??????
>>7768020
alright i measured it and it was 15 inches
>>7768064
lauren, you'll be getting the boys in no time flat
>>7768089
I don't like boys
>>7768089
does she like boys yet?
>>7768092
not yet, but she's getting there
>>7768078
It's to supply enough blood for the milk production machinery to operate. Also it keeps them warm and inviting.
>Obamacare repealed and replaced in March
my rib cage sticks out further than my shitty man boobs
>>7768099
can someone please talk about options to help reduce rib flare i keep asking about it and no one replies to me ;-;
>>7768059
>Sublingual can be done if your pills are of the right type
They are.
>Implants, injections,
Not available in my country.
>transdermal
I really would rather not have to take transdermally. Creams seem like a huge inconvenience and I've read that some women don't absorb any form of transdermal well at all. My skin gets very easily irritated and sheds at the slightest irritation, so I'm not very hopeful the results would be anything acceptable, besides any form of transdermal being really off-putting for me.
>>7768096
no
i only like girls and boys who look like girls and thats it
>>7768048
this sounds really sick
at that point just recommend they start smoking...
>>7768104
YEAH ME TOO
>>7768108
no you're straight
>>7768101
probs like a corset idk
>>7768109
yeah straightgay
>>7768113
heterosexual woman
>>7768112
yeah but corsets lead to like these weird proportions
my waist and hips are fine i just want my ribs to stop sticking out :(
i dont even know what to do when i cant pass
>>7768118
already have
>>7768116
lauren why are you saying this
>>7768118
seems a little gay..
>>7768104
lauren, you have nim syndrome
symptoms include: denial of heterosexuality, low self-esteem, quick replies and not being mean enough
>>7768126
are quick replies bad
>tfw getting serenaded
>>7768124
ur
straightᵍᵃʸstraight
>>7768126
>denial of heterosexuality
pls stop trying to hurt NimxEva cus it's the cutest thing ever
>>7768130
it says straight twice but you're gonna try to make me say i like boys
>>7768132
evangeline is for snickerdoodle, nim can go suck on a lemon (shaped like a cock)
http://www.strawpoll.me/12353369
>>7768137
where's the straight option
but liking girls is gay
>>7768136
Trip on snicks
killing myself would be a good life choice based on how things are
>>7768133
>i like boys
nim confirmed for straight girl who likes boys
>>7768143
it's straightgay which is actually straight so no it isn't gay
>>7768148
whaat?
but straight is liking boys
>>7768147
anon why this makes me sad ;-;
>>7768151
no liking boys is gaystraight which is gay because the word "gay" is in front of the word "straight"
do you understand now?
>>7768154
no that makes no sense at all!
im Kinsey 4
>>7768147
I like boys
just dropping in to take the last pic
gg no re bitches
>>7768147
obviously, why else would she be so homophobic?
>>7768102
Then take them sublingual.
I tried patches in the beginning, and had good growth. Had to give them up after 6 months due to skin irritation. Still, I had over half my growth while taking them. I'm now about three years on HRT. The rest of the time has been sublingual.
>>7768137
>your vote has already been counted
Alright who else is on Digipen's Wifi?
>>7768155
but it's my system to prove that im not gay :(
>>7768156
dats bretty bi
>>7768163
liking boys isnt gay though if you are a woman.
>>7768156
im kinsey 1 but the test is wrong
no, the last pic is mine
>>7768168
[spoiler]nim's transphobic too[/spoiler]
>>7768168
it feels a lil gay tho
heck you
>>7768117
have surgery done on them. They can either remove the lower ones totally, or break them and flatten them out.
THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY I'M DOING THIS RIGHT
>be on DAY 16 hrt
>chest has been hurting since day 3
>decide to look up how to measure bra size because might as well
>33 inch chest
>36 inch bust
>chest looks flat though, barely any smushy
>for reference I'm not fat, 5'9 150 pounds, atheletic, so its not fatman boobs
>put numbers in boob calculatorj
>38
>C
>fucking C
>look at boobs
>oh wait they don't exist
>not even visible boobs
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING WRONG