Cis Lesgen

I keep having nightmares about the boy I paralyzed.

>>7756193
>Anon comes 9 times. That's as many as 4 tens and that's awful
Forty keks.jpg

>>7756220
How'd you paralyze a boy? I assume it was an accident?

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>>7756223
We were like 10 and this other kid's parents bought him like 10 sets of plastic armor and swords for all of the kids on the street to play with.

I chased this boy up the slide part of the slide and at the top he was turned trying to go down the steps and I whacked his fingers and jabbed him in the shoulder with my sword and he fell backwards onto the board that when around the play area to hold the mulch in.

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>tfw girl in one of my college clubs started calling me cute
>she's exactly my type

>make any sort of verbal move on her
>she just calls me cute or says "awww"
what does it mean?
am i fucked?

so it's my birthday tomorrow, but since I twisted my ankle I'm stuck using crutches :(

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>clg

>>7756308
I'm sorry Anon. Take care and spend the day relaxing and masturbating.

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>write dumb poem for gf
>in recent news

Oh wow, is this what being an oscar winner feels like

>>7756348
Thanks, I will try ;).
Would be a lot easier if I didn't have uni classes almost everyday

>>7756360
It was honestly pretty cute desu.

>>7756362
Yeah I can imagine. I broke both my wrists a few months back and it was pretty tough doing anything at all. Maybe have a friend help you hop around.

So, how do I masturbate properly to get an orgasm?

>>7756308
Now it's your turn to be spoiled and papered. If not by gf by your family.

Playing Rear Window is verboten. Don't be a creep.

>>7756398
>tfw neither gf nor family
>realize how much I need gf whenever I'm sick

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I'll officially own my house within the next couple weeks. Weeee.

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>>7756397
2 fingers in vg in and out ,1 rubbing the space between the vg and clitos and one rubing the clitos

>>7756383
yeah it's a huge pain in the ass, Ill try that :(
>>7756398
I wish I had a girlfriend lol. My family aren't that bad though. I'd play Rear Window but I have no cute Grace Kelly actress type to be my girlfriend.

>>7756397
Start slow. Touch your breasts, belly, thighs. Get in the mood. When you can feel your clit getting hard and tingly, touch there, get some slick wetness from your vagina and rub it over your clit, focus on that, depress it a little but not too hard, or wiggle it between your fingers, see what spot especially feels best. I have this odd spot on the left top of my clit (or the general area) that just gets me off the best when I touch there. So experiment a bit, everyone's different but generally clit rubbing does the trick.
You can also finger yourself of course as >>7756425 said but in my experience it won't be necessary. Sometimes it distracts me even, but that's just me. If you like it go for it.
t. Masturbation addict

I had the weirdest fucking dream lesgen.
My childhood friend came to my house and we were hanging out playing on DS and she turned to me and said, "So.. when are you going to fuck me?" Then I climbed over to her and we made out a bunch, and she carried me to my bed. Then while we were fucking I went to go down on her and her vagina inverted itself or something and became a dick, and I freaked out and refused to keep going and I woke up.

Whenever she messages me out of the blue irl I wind up having sexual dreams about her. It's a little disconcerting.

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Why didn't you and your gf exchange cute construction paper cards, lesgen?

>>7756419
That's one big ass beaded necklace.
How big is your new house?

>>7756630
What gf?

>>7756586
>>7756596
Can you please keep shit like this for when the thread is off the front page?

Let's keep the board nice, thanks.

>>7756654
>front page
There's a catalog, anon.

>>7756262
Think about it this way: you disabled a future rapist.

>>7756671
Not that anon. Fags are always wandering in through the front page tho.

>>7756596
She is a witch, and you are in great peril. Burn all the plants in your house, for surely they are her familiars, and don't leave the window to your room open, or any window for that matter: what you are experiencing are not dreams but succubu's activity. Keep any Pratchett's tome at hand, it is known that witches hate them.

Do all of the above only if you don't want to be sexxxed.

>>7756761
Time to buy 26 plants and leave all my windows open I guess

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>>7756646
They are kinda heavy.

3,000 square feet.

All to myself... ;-;

I fell on ice today outside of the house of this really hot older lady.

She came outside in a bathrobe and asked if I was okay, I said I was but she started across the yard towards me and I slid away on my butt until I was out of the ice and could stand up again.

She smelled like strawberry cream savers.

>>7756855
I bet that's what her pussy smells like too

>>7756654
Sorry, I didn't think explaining masturbation would be a problem.

>>7756654
>any board on this degenerate popsicle craft website
>nice

Choose one.

Who /selfimprovement/ here?

I really want to properly learn French and Japanese, and up my cooking skills to the point I could surprise a qt with them.
I also have a soul-crushing backlog but feel like I'm making progress whenever I work on it.

>>7757158
I'm considering going ftm, does that count?

>>7757174
Jokes aside, ftms deserve death.

>>7757158
Want to take up a language too. That and some physical activity, instrument, and volunteer work.

>>7757246
>Jokes aside, ftms deserve death.
Why?

>>7757158
>French
It might be better to take up arabic

>>7757174
Only in /ftmgen/.

>>7757246
I was thinking of trying out archery. I'm not at all into sports though so I don't know how that would work out. And I'd like to attend more workshops as well.

>>7757275
But Arabic is such an ugly language.

>>7757305
>archery
Don't. Female archers are the most stereotypical. Pick anything else.

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>>7756920
I'm going to die before I get to got to Japan.

t. kek

>>7757315
d/a but who cares? If she has an interest in something it shouldn't matter how popular that thing is.

>>7757259
>Why?
If you have to ask this you should probably kys as well

>start new job at animal shelter in autumn
>get close with a milf and soft butch qt couple at work
>ecstatic about having first gay friends ever
>one time they fuck on the couch like 5 feet away from me after getting super drunk/high at a holiday party
>secretly into both of them, threesome fantasies
>months pass
>both get let go from work
>milf knows I've been looking for a new place, offers to rent me her spare room to get by
>(soft butch gf didn't receive this offer because she's shit poor now too)
>accept after clearing it with soft butch friend, move in
>less than a week later they break up for unrelated reasons
>try to be good/supportive friend to both
>milf is thirsty as fuck and getting very flirty
>soft butch is normally extremely shy but suddenly seems a lot more comfortable with me/has been seeking my company more recently
>what the fuck is even happening anymore

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>tfw It's valentine's and you got dumped three days prior and she's already out dating someone.

I didn't know I fell for a whore.

>>7757388

Do it.

>>7756262

It wasn't your fault. You were a the year old at play. Have you ever spoken to him since? Might be time.

>>7756725

You're a fucking waste of flesh for saying that.

>>7757158
I'm hitting the gym a lot harder than I used to. Already slim but trying to get /fit/.

>Swapping cute valentine's day cards with qt girl
>Start getting lewd
>She goes with it
>Sitonmyface.png
>Downwhereitswetter.jpeg
>Ask lesgen for advice
>Girl is a qt tomboy but hardcore Christian
>No idea if she's into girls
>Fuck it, we're swapping lewd valentine's and I really want to fuck her
>Hey, so do you want to hang out sometime? Just the two of us?
>Like a date?
>Yeah. A date :)
Five minutes later...
>Sorry, I don't think I can. Have a good saint valentine's day!

Fuck!

>>7757516
Why are males so weak? Little girl I know fell from a higher distance and landed on her back. Broke her spine. Is walking fine now. Males are unsuited for survival.

>>7757487
If it's a bishit - you deserve it. If not, she's missing out on you anon.

>>7757564

never dated a guy before. I know she's a whore for doing that but I can't stop thinking of her. terrible thing love is.

>>7757367
Pls don't die.
Fugg. Now I'm going to feel bad when I post hibikek pictures for Valentine's day.

>>7757599
Did her cancerous insides become cancerous reality?

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>>7757599
Oh rite, today is Valentine's day. I'm not even sad about it though, I have given up in 3D. Anyway, what I mean is that I have no money, and I will probably never work in my life, so it's only natural I will die before going to Japan.

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>>7757616

might as well Schlick then

>>7757633
I'm not horny, and please don't post bisluts.

>>7757616
Oh, OK.
>I have given up in 3D.
Join me in wizardhood.

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>>7757659
Just 8 more years until I acquire my powers.

Test

>>7757678
Bangatte my kouhai.

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>>7757686
>Bangatte
Does this have a double meaning?

>>7756830
Christ that's literally 4 times as big as my apartment and I think my apartment is too big

>>7757692
Nah it's just a dumb "funny" way to say ganbatte, like mengo (gomen) or paisen (senpai).

>>7757158
>properly learn French
>up my cooking skills
hey there's only enough room for one pancake-anon and that's me

but I'll let you be my crêpe-anon if you cuddle with me, ma cherie~

valentine's day is fucking shit. who invented this garbage?? i miss my ex.

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>>7757726
Oh

>>7757753
She was a good character, I liked her.
Sorry for getting your hopes up.

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>>7757769
I think I liked every character in Shirobako, especially baba gosurori.

>Sorry for getting your hopes up.
?

>>7757780
Shirobako was good shit.
I thought you were implying something about banging.

>>7757802
Ah, yeah. Sorry don't mind me right now, it's one of those braindead days for me.

>>7757158
Spent 6hrs preping my garden for spring, my body feels like its falling apart.

>>7757821
Well I'm jacked up on cough syrup and sleeplessness so I'm not the sharpest today either.

>stalking my ex on social media
>she posts a quote
>"how do you know the person you're waiting for is even waiting for you?"
>pretend that it's about me
i miss her ;_;

>>7757864
>stalking my ex on social media
>she's getting flown to California for an interview
>never stalk that ex ever again
a-at least being a TA is r-rewarding, r-right?

>>7757917
Teacher assistant?

>>7758099
Tushy Appraiser

>>7758099
yes teaching assistant
I got to teach a university level ai course and then grade 60 papers the other day, am I cool yet /clg/?

>>7757846
Sounds cute.

>>7758354
depends. are you a tranny? if not, then yes you are.

What are the best songs to listen to on Valentine's Day?
Currently listening to All is Full of Love.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjAoBKagWQA

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>>7758362
It's really not, unless you're into phlegm and drippy noses. I found some friends stumbling around in a station underpass though.

>>7758354
Any tips for being a good TA? I'll know next month if I get funding for grad school. If I end up going, I'll definitely have to TA.

I once went to a TA during her office hours for help on the homework. She didn't know we were assigned anything, though we had been working on it for around a week. I ended up just leaving. So I know I don't want to be like that TA but that's about all I know.

>>7758417
answering that question is just a losing battle no matter what in /clg/.

>>7758481
stay engaged with your students. if you're using piazza, get email notifications immediately and try your best to answer them as fast as possible, that way they know they can come to you for help. as for teaching, joke around and stuff in class, I joked about giving everyone a 0 last week when I taught and it really lightened the mood. being in office hours on time is good, and having at least 4 hours worth of office hours a week makes it easier for people to stop by. and make sure to offer to meet people outside of office hours/class if they need help. desu it's a lot of work but I kind of like it.

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>>7757864
>try to stalk an ex on social media
>she never really posts anything, like me

what could it mean

>>7758493
Thanks for the advice. I've never heard of piazza but it's worth remembering. Maybe I can get that thrown somewhere on the syllabus.

Do a lot of your students come to office hours? We're in different departments but I'm still curious. I don't want to be sitting alone somewhere with no one to help. Where I am I expect to be helping people with papers.

>>7758471
It's cute because I imagine my yuri mangoes scenarios I guess. Also why do you want to trigger me so much. Delete that shit.

>>7758537
some days I'll have 4 people I'm helping at once
some days I'll have no one come in
expect at least one person to come in every week if there's homework due.
also bring homework in case you're unlucky enough to not have students come
also white board markers and an eraser are great to have on you at all times. it's best you get really good handwriting for board stuff because if what you're doing is anything like what I'm doing, you'll be drawing diagrams to explain concepts all the time.

also it helps to be excited about what you're teaching, students can tell if you want to be there/care

>>7758551
Ugh, I really don't want to have to overhaul papers at the last minute but I guess it may be part of the job. Thanks, you've given me a lot to think about. Two members on the grad school board have already told me I'm in. Not that I asked. I just went by to thank them for rec letters. I'm really excited now and hope this will be a fun new experience.

Now I want to fuck a teacher on the dl

>>7758582
hand written thank you notes go a long way. jsyk.

>>7758583
is a teaching assistant close enough?

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>>7758493
>answering that question is just a losing battle no matter what in /clg/.
Sounds like something a tranny would say

>>7758547
>Also why do you want to trigger me so much.
Well I didn't go all the way to Kyoto JUST to trigger you. It's an added bonus.
>Delete that shit.
No.

>>7758632
Mean. Post something nice you saw there. No Hibikek of course.

>>7758593
>is a teaching assistant close enough?
Maybe even better than an actual teacher. The young hopeful knows she shouldn't endanger her chance at a career, but still, she gives into the pressures of the young woman, her student. Delicious.

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>>7757275
I wish I knew arabic.

>tfw no qt muslim gf.

>>7757388
I remember you.

You should fuck them. Separately first. Then togehter.

>>7758608
The best thing about the name change is that now we can all be cis girls here. Regardless of what we were assigned at birth.

>>7758446
L-lewd

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>>7758651
The view from the mountain was pretty nice.

>>7757158
Yeah I've started playing volleyball and tennis again, feeling better about myself generally and enjoying it, and it's an excuse to get out of the house.

>my sisterloving ass made the news again
I live for that

wait is siscest anon = Austrianon = Elsannanon?
because if you are thanks for the recommendations last thread, I reaaaally liked the fics you posted. Really-really. now I'm sore and owe you three orgasms, remind me at your convenience

>>7758354
>>7758481

I was a botany and plant morphology lab TA as an undergrad.

It was depressing. None of the people that took botany actually wanted to be there. It's a required course for all biology majors. Nowadays, most biology majors do not give a single fuck about botany, so the lab grades were horrible. I tried my best to help them, but they just wrote the class off as some stupid required course and "I just need a C to pass" so they would do the bare minimum. I would set up tutoring dates every week,but nobody ever showed up. I would make powerpoints to help them, but I doubt any of them really took the time to look over them. I only TA that lab for one semester.

After that, I TA an upperclassmen plant morphology course. It was better. It was a class of 7 seniors due to graduate that semester. They were easier to teach.

Good luck on your TA adventures, anon!

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>>7757367

>>7759011
Ouch, I'm sorry you were in a shitty situation as a lab TA. It's too bad you offered them so much and they didn't take you up on any of it.

Honestly this sort of situation is exactly what I'm not hoping for, but I'm not sure what classes are available for me to TA in. The only class I remember having a TA for in the department I'm hoping to do grad school in was criminological theory. Or papers: the class. We were forced to meet with him to make sure our papers were not done last minute, so I know if I TA there I'll be busy. Surely there are other options but I don't know what they are.

I'm still mad I had to take time out of my day to meet with him because I didn't need to. I got an A on my draft and the paper when a majority of the class got a D or below (at least on the draft portion). I know dealing with students like myself may not be great and am dreading this karma.

What is plant morphology? It's not something I'm familiar with. Other than being a TA with shitty students, did you enjoy being involved in botany?

Well anons today was just great. I had a tour along the coast with my family and then a plane flight along the coast somewhere outside of Melbourne.
Being the broken girl I am, soon as we went off, my migraine did, too, and I unceremoniously puked my guts out the second I stepped off the plane.
Which I guess is better than doing that IN the plane, but I spent the three hour drive back to Melbourne curled up in a weeping ball in my sisters lap, yay.
So I'm gonna miss out on my own birthday dinner because I'm just a whole lot of pain. And the fucking meds are doing nothing.

>>7759124
Oh no, I'm so sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better tomorrow.

>>7759134
Thanks. Fingers crossed but right now I just want to die.

>>7759124
Feel better, anon. So you can fuck your sister.

>>7759148
Thank you, but I'm feeling thoroughly unsexy right now.

>>7759108
>What is plant morphology? It's not something I'm familiar with. Other than being a TA with shitty students, did you enjoy being involved in botany?

Plant morphology is just studying the morphology of plants. kek.
We mostly focused on comparing the anatomical and physiological characteristics of a variety of species of plants; both at the microscopic and macroscopic level.
Besides that, we focused on learning the life cycles of whatever the professor deemed important and noteworthy.
I loved that class since I've always had an interest in botany. That is why I decided to TA botany, and ended up regretting it because of how bad the students did. The professor said that it was like that every semester; students didn't really give a shit about the class.

Upon graduating I got accepted into a pathology program at a med school, so botany is just a hobby for me now.
I have a really bitchin' garden. Spring is near, so I'm fucking ready to get my garden going again.

>>7759157
I imagine that.
But don't worry, we still love you.

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Where are my pancakes, pancake-anon?!?!?

>>7759160
Thank you. Not to sound overly lovey-dovey but talking to lesgen has really been one of my favorite things lately.

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>>7759170
We love you too, sister-fucking-lesbian-anon.

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>>7759173
More like wishes-she'd-fuck-her-sister-anon but that doesn't really roll off the tongue right?
Also, coast picture.

>>7759175
Your life sounds so amazing.

>Wish I had a cool life.

>>7759180
Uh I'm a pain-ridden pervert lusting after my own sister and feeling extremely guilty about that, can't really say my life is all that amazing. But that's just whining with high standards, I know.

on valentine's day i found out i was the side hoe. and holy shit i was beginning to fall for her in love as well i hate being a fag

>>7759199
lmaooooo i meant fall in love i'm not retarded i swear

>>7759186
You're not a pervert, anon. You're just in love.

All dating stuff is full of 20-something yo kids. Where can I find middle-aged women with awful taste?

>>7759233
this thread

>>7759225
I'm pretty sure I can be both.

Also I know I said I'll ease off the Elsanna for now, but anyone got a copy of Tessellate? Preferably not pdf if at all possible. I promise not to read it until I'm not sharing a room with my sis anymore.

>>7759124
Did you get a good whiff while in her lap? If I were you I'd take a deep breath of that big sister V.

>>7759199
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/556779/lesbian-revenge-prank-stunt-cheating-girlfriend-video

>>7759302
No, I honestly didn't even think about it. I was just glad she held me and shh'd me and just comforted me kinda. Felt like I'm a little girl again and just secure, I guess.
But she does smell just perfect.

>>7759175
Daaamn that looks gorgeous. I'm sorry it was tainted by suffering. Still doesn't make me want to go to the land of heat and spiders though.

>>7759355
Tell me about it, today it was "just" 30°C but a few days ago in the Blue Mountains we had 44. That's just inhumane.

>>7759355
As a native ausfag, I can tell you it's good to be wary. It's cooled down a bit but I still lowkey wanna die.

>>7759378
Yeah I have trouble enough with "just" 30, I think I might actually die in 44.

>>7759386
Good(?) to know you lot don't deal with it any better haha.

>>7759386
Our driver today said "if you don't like the weather, that's okay, just wait ten minutes!"
No wonder my head is killing me.

>>7759390
Very nearly did. I just didn't leave the room or the pool at all.

>>7759393
Yeah, some of us are inhuman freaks who frolic in 40+ heat, but I am not one of them


Just asked out a girl I've been talking to for just under 2 weeks. Awaiting response. Fuck.

>>7759412
good luck! you've always got us if things don't quite pan out

>>7759412
I'm crossing my fingers for you anon~

>>7759401
Ahh yeah.. I forgot Melbourne was good for that. I hope you feel better soon <3

>>7759419
Thanks anon :) these past few threads have reminded me why I've hung around for so long.

>>7759401
>I just didn't leave the room or the pool at all.
Sounds like a good plan. Though too much aircon dries me out, I've started traveling with a portable humidifier (I guess a pool works too, but I don't commonly have access to one of those).

>>7759412
I don't understand how anyone can do it. I've managed to somewhat adapt to humid 30ish, but it has taken years and I still wouldn't be compelled to *frolic*.

Good luck with your gal, anon.

>>7759440
You're lucky you don't live where I live.
It's hot year round here.
Right now, in the summer, it's humid enough, but in the winter it's as dry as the fucking Sahara.
And to top it off, there's the sugar cane burning, which is illegal, but the farmers don't give a fuck.

WOOOO SHE SAID YES!

"yesss!! I was gonna ask but 2 shy. I would love to "

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>>7757487

me and my ex broke up in december and she's already "officially" been with two other girls, iktf gurl

>>7759529
To a date? A proposal? A suicide pact?
We need info Anon.

>>7759543
A date, soz I should have linked. Got a bit overexcited. I'm this anon >>7759412
I haven't been on a date in so long.

>>7759508
That sounds like hell, no thank you.

>>7759529
Awesome, good for you anon.

>>7759529
>>7759557
GRATS

>>7759573
>That sounds like hell
It is.
Luckly I have A/C, humidifier and a pool to help mitigate it a bit.

>>7759634
My house doesn't even have ac, because we don't even come close to needing it most of the time.

>>7759533
It's time for catching up, don't you think?

>>7759634
I live in the south west of Australia so while everyone else was either on fire or getting scorched, we were having historic rains and half our rivers burst.

Welcome to Australia! Would you prefer to drown or burn to death?

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Why don't you want to have a cute daughter?

>>7760135
Because I'm a failure and can barely take care of myself, let alone another human being.

>>7760135
Are we crossing the line from sisters incest to mother-daughter incest now?

>>7760135
Because if she looked like that I'd want to sleep with her and I'm not the incest anon. I don't want to find her attractive but I do. What's wrong with me? Why can't I find girls my own age as lewdly interesting?

Now that I think about it, when I was younger I found a lot of excuses to go to my sister's room when she was changing/just out of the shower. Probably one of my earlier times thinking female bodies are beautiful.

>>7759529
cute, congrats

>>7760158
That's funny since I saw my older (2 years) sister naked a lot when growing up but never thought about her in a sexual way. Then we engaged in some intimacy (she was drunk, I was exploring) and I really admire/lust after her body.

>>7760135
There's something really fucking deviant about a kid dressing up as Hachikuji, on multiple levels. And this is coming from someone who generally likes *monogatari.

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Jfc, I'm too vanilla for the degeneracy being posted in this thread

>>7760246
That's probably a girl in her 20's anyway.

>>7760288
Nah I'm Asian enough to have mystic eyes of age perception, that's a kid.

>>7760298
I very much doubt it. I have seen nip idols that look like that but are in the range of 15-25yo.

>>7760305
You wanna bet on that, punk?

>>7757174
yes
elevate yourself from disgusting cisbian gender traitor scum to an elite hsts man

>>7760324
Well, if you want
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e2M6esO84Yo

IIRC Shiina must be 20. Notice that in some angles she looks really young. I would not be surprised if that cosplay pic exploited angles, make-up and photoshop to give the girl a child-like appearance. It's basically done in every "professional" cosplay pic (Japanese.)

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She is nice and very tall.

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This triggers the lesbians. Daily reminder that chink pussy is for the white man.

>>7760842
To be fair, some of them look horrified.

>>7756397
It took me 40 minutes this morning to reach an orgasm. Like, of actual clitoris touching, not fooling around elsewhere.

Where has the time gone when I could cum in 5 minutes?

>>7757315
Stereotypical how?

>>7757741
Of course, I live for cuddle sessions.

>>7757780
Gosurori was best waifu.
For some reason Shirobako always motivated me. It made me look forward to my job and to even do some things at home for it.

Since this thread topic is "Recovery", I find it appropriate to talk about my issue. My long term girlfriend cheated on me with a common acquaintance and I forgave her, mostly out of confusion and fear of being alone. As for her motives, she told me that she didn't know if we were ok, because for a month I couldn't visit her (I preparing some decisive entrance exams exams in order to get a good job and finally live together) although we still hanged out and acted like a normal, loving couple.

Needless to say, the incident wrecked our relationship and my self-steem: all the the dreams and future plans evaporated and I spent about eight months in a trance. I slept a lot, I became bitter, I lost touch with my old, cheerful and witty self. I drank a lot, I smoked even more. I ended up considering the relationship a joke and got out of it. I've never told you anyone about this. Until now.

Today, my new girlfriend came home from work and told me repeatedly that the her new female coworker is superb, very intelligent and beautiful; she emphasized the last point several times. I acted nonchalantly, because I don't know if she is trying to get me jealous or if I am imagining things. Sometimes I think I am broken for any sort of romantic relationship.

On top of that, one of my friends has shared an old photo where the girl my ex cheated with appears with me and some other people when we were younger. Shitty afternoon.

>>7760842
>tfw no qt, innocent asian gf because they all go for gross white dudes

>>7756830
When are we getting married?

>>7760842
Is this some idol group? They must be. I mean, they're so damn beautiful. The girl that approaches him at 0:10 is especially gorgeous.
>tfw yellow fever

>>7760842
Those are japs. As a corean female, I have to say coreans are objectively more attractive. (And more gay).

>>7756419
Something about you screams "enthusiastic about sex"

>>7760853
Are you stressed or worried about something?

>>7760954
SKE48, it says so right there. The girl is Matsui Rena, yes she's qt as fuck. Already graduated though.

>>7760853
What's the rush?

>>7760842
>objectifying a man

>>7761075
Probably, I'm usually slightly stressed or worried about something.

>>7761153
Eh, in part I'm just wondering why it's taking so long, the other part doesn't enjoy the masturbation sessions enough to want to needlessly stretch them out.

>tfw not a kv anymore
feels great
feels real great

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Yesterday I saw the Girl Friends manga being sold at a family-friendly restaurant. They have been selling manga for nearly three years but figured they were too Christian to ever sell yuri/yaoi, it turns out not. It was kind of weird.

>worst family member tries to send you money for Valentine's day to win your affection
>cut myself opening the letter
this is the perfect metaphor for my relationship with my mom.

>>7761454
why do you hate your mom,anon?

>>7761463
she's an abusive drug addicted alcoholic with severe bipolar disorder who accused me of molesting my little sister when I was 15 and is pretty much the cause of all my childhood trauma and depressive episodes.

>>7761473
So, how did your little sister's pussy taste?

>>7761473
Mommy issues doe? I hate my mother but I'm so fixated on her I'm pretty sure if my mom passed away my mind would break.

>>7761503
Go home, you're drunk, Austrianon's Sister.

>>7761540
yea I've probably got mommy issues, but I'd rather her just leave me alone so I can forget my shitty childhood

>>7761503
good joke, totally wasn't anticipating this response. ha.

>>7761189
>2017
>having sex
disgusting degenerate gtfo

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>>7761637
>sex
anon we just kissed,i thought that counted as not being a kv anymore
btw,are you jealous because i got to kiss a qt girl before you?

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Since wincest is apprently not afraid to be discussed here

If you could Back to the Future and knowing there was no serious repercussions, would you fuck your mother in her youth?

Personally no, but only because in her youth Mom wasn't very attractive, though that might just be the 1970's aesthetics bogging her down.

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All these gold star promoting XX supremacists, I am curious as to your relationship to your father. Do you hate him? Was he there for you? Did he tell you he loved you enough?

What has filled your heart with hatred for the other half?

>>7761701
>k-kissing isn't sex!!!
denial is strong in this one

>>7761789
I love my dad very much and he is in a loving relationship with my mom. He believes in having standards when it comes to dating and he has really instilled that kind of self respect in me, the kind of self respect you don't see in non-gold star lesbians.

>>7761806

I am >>7757487 and >>7757589 for reference. I'm pretty new to /lgbt/ and keep myself more or less out of the loop with the rest of the community because I just want to live my life not defined by how I love others. The vitriol for non gold stars and men in general really caught me off guard. Like, it's the same sort of shit you see on /r9k/ only there's a pussy between the legs of the poster. It's just... silly. So I am just curious about these things.

>>7761825
It's pretty much a role-play gen. I won't say any more than that, but yeah, if you're actually a cis lesbian, my condolences.

>>7761806
>self respect
>standards
>lesbian

Bitch, plz.

>>7761789
he's a cool guy i guess,he doesn't knows i'm a lesbian but i got as feeling he would be far more supportive than my mother if i ever came out to him

>>7761806
If he loved you so much, he wouldn't have let you become a carpet muncher. Again, he is a beta, so his response to your antics doesn't surprise anyone.

>>7761849
Triggered?

>>7761806
Good shit anon.

>>7761789
I am my father's pride an joy. I am his greatest achievement. And it's with that confidence I understand that lesbians are the highest pedigree, the most intelligent and enjoyable human. So I know that killing off the y chromosome would benefit us all.

>>7761864
A boy....trying to talk to lesbians....on 4chan...calling someone else beta. Hmmm.

>>7761825
>The vitriol for non gold stars and men in general really caught me off guard

Honestly, I don't care that much irl, but whenever someone starts crying about gold stars being "exclusive" or "biphobic" I can't resist shitting on them just a little. I think most of the "man-hating" posters are the same way.

Do I actually hate non-gold star lesbians? Not really. Would I date a non-gold star lesbian? Maybe. Everyone has their own stories and sucking cock doesn't automatically make them inferior to me.

So stop bitching like a tranny and crying like a tumblrite.

>>7761849
>implying lesbian isn't masterrace
>implying lesbians don't have the highest dating standards of them all

>>7761864
carpet muncher is an upgrade from cock receptacle.

>>7761894
Have we met? I think we might be soul mates.

>>7761547
I can't wait until Austrianon sees this.

>>7761563
Seriously, tho. How did it taste?
I mean, your mom wouldn't make this up.

>tfw you'll never get to molest your imouto when you're 15 and find out how her 13 year old pussy tastes like
Why live?

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>>7761911
doubt it, I don't post much

>>7761967
>Seriously, tho. How did it taste?
>I mean, your mom wouldn't make this up.
I dont know

>when you're 15 and find out how her 13 year old pussy tastes like
she was 9 at the time.

>>7761715
Definitely not. My mother was in a gang and would have knifed any gay/lesbian that crossed her path.

>>7762054
>she was 9 at the time.

I was talking about my sister, but that's waaaay hotter

>>7761967
>>tfw you'll never get to molest your imouto when you're 15 and find out how her 13 year old pussy tastes like

Austrianon's sister is probably thinking the same thing.

My GF is underage bannable but has a freakish adult personality.

We were doing kinky things for VD and she tied me to her bed, found a do you know your partner quiz online and hit me with her belt each time I got one wrong.

>>7762094
wtf why can I never find a gf who will do things like this to me? life is unfair kill me

>>7762104
Don't worry too much about it.
Anon is just lying on the internet.

>>7762104
It's fun most of the time but she is also really intimidating. Sometimes I say stupid things and she gives me glaces that make me want to kill myself for embarrassing her.

>>7762121
>Anon is just lying on the internet.
that doesn't help me find a gf like that

>>7762122
>It's fun most of the time but she is also really intimidating
but intimidating is exactly what I want

>>7762333
Because gfs like that don't exist irl

>>7761503
>>7761547
>>7761967
>>7762081
Austrianon thinks you're a bunch of mean bitches, but loves you anyway.
And if anyone does want to know what I taste like, the need just ask~

>>7762452
Ask? Not try for themselves?

>>7762503
Cheating on my sister, what kind of harlot do you take me for, anon?
But you may taste it from my fingers.

>>7761789
I hate all men. Except for my dad.

>>7762345
There's a lot of women in the world, anon.

>>7762528
G-Gladly.
Although I believe we should work on honing your skills, so you can properly impress your sister.

>>7762528
I volunteer!

>>7762587
That'd be nice, because I'd probably fuck it up from pure nerves anyway.

>>7762589
I'll be honest I probably don't taste all that different from other people. Bit salty with a hint of sweet.

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>>7762606
Perfect. I'll teach you all of my secret techniques.

>>7762635
That took me a while. I haven't been to /b/ in years.

Why are women better with things like horror than males? I've only met women who have an active interest in horror. And the practical jokes done one women usually have women laughing and good natured. But when done with men they threaten violence and get angry. Are women just better adapted to handle emotions?

>>7762734
How do you mean, better with horror? The cliché is, of course, that we practically piss ourselves in fear and cling to the nearest Strong Protective Man (tm) for security when faces with horrors of any kind.
And I gotta say, personally I'm a huge coward, I still run up the stairs after turning off the lights. Horror houses actually scare the heck out of me.

>>7762734
>And I gotta say, personally I'm a huge coward, I still run up the stairs after turning off the lights.

Same. A good horror movie can wreck me for a while.

>>7762761
Oh god yeah. I was watching some newer horror movie with a girl at her place to get cuddly and I forget to get cuddly because I was so scared

>>7762745
Well depends on how much psychology you believe. Did you know that the original goosebumps books were marketed toward girls? The stereotype is that boys are better with that stuff but girls actually actively seek it like a thrill. They apparently enjoy the relief. It's an escape from real horrors. But men don't like being scared. Perhaps because women are so used to being the victim, they enjoy this escape. Men aren't used to feeling threatened so they don't deal well.

>>7762781
Like I said I can only speak for myself but I definitely don't seek horror out, I avoid it as much as possible. I'm sure there's some girls who are into it though, but I'm not sure it's because it's a reprieve from whatever real horrors there may be.

>>7762734
In HS I ran through my friends family's sliding glass door trying to escape a ouija board, knocking myself out and getting over 9000 cuts in the process.

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>>7762781
>Men aren't used to feeling threatened
I was scrolling the first page and noticed that you were spouting off some dumb shit. I just wanted to stop in and laugh at you real quick. You'll have to get the other girls to explain how men fight and stuff, I won't be sticking around.

>>7761243
What kind of restaurant sells books?

>>7758503
That she might be one of the slightly smarter sm-users, just like you, anon. Just like you

>>7762452
>Austrianon
Oh boy, did austrianon and germanon get their happy end? Anyone 'member?

I wish I was asexual. It's like it's never the right timing for sex. I'm sexually frustrated and I want to die.

>>7762832
>I won't be sticking around
Thank god!

>>7762810
http://www.latimes.com/science/sciencenow/la-sci-sn-science-of-fear-20161031-story.html

I'm just pointing out that yeah people are different but mainly women are better than men in all aspects of life.

>>7763089
are they also better at being my gf?

>>7763116
>>7763089
Rekt

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>>7763116
Probably.

>>7763073
It's always a good time for sex.
Like, right now is a great time for sex. What are you waiting for?

>>7762929
Probably slavic. What is it with russians and combining businesses that have nothing to do with each other? My sister had to manage accounts for this russian guy who owned a bar and also handcrafted bird baths that he sold next to his bar. Then there was a russian bakery that turned into a dance club in the middle of the day.

>>7763047
Austrianon here. We're still deeply in love. A romance for the ages.

>>7763271
Then I guess your sister is free.
Time to make my move.

>>7763526
My heart is big enough for Germanon and my sister.

>>7763621
Well, my heart is certainly big enough for you and your sister.

>>7763631
T-thanks. But I probably have a better chance with a random anon than my sis.

>>7760395
You win, I was enormously drunk last night and didn't notice how shopped the picture was.

If you looking for a white , femme dom add me palestimeforever. Just for "friends"

>>7760774
Wait

You're the same anon that posted the pic with girlfriend #1 of 2017, right? Everyone thought you were the white chick lmao. Both qts though

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I WANT TO COMMIT A CRIME

Tfw GF mentions the possibility of sex tonight then stays up too late playing vidya despite your warnings that it's getting late and then she says shes too tired for sex.

Someone end me, we havent done anything in weeks.

>>7765057
Fuck her in her sleep. I would love to be woken up with sex.

>>7765057
Maybe you should try to be more attractive than videogames, fat faggot.

>>7765067
She would be SO PISSED. The R word would be thrown around unironically.

>>7765094
Woah what a faggot. Then let me fuck you instead.

>>7765133
Finally god yes take me, haha.

>>7765018
It's not a crime if it's 2D (note: this does not apply to Canadians)

>>7765210
Or Aussies. Or Germans.

>>7765094
>2017
>not having a rape agreement with your gf

>>7765224
True.

>>7765018
For fucks sakes, Japan...

>>7765057
>haven't done anything in weeks
Jeez why would I even bother to find a gf if I'm not having any more sex than I do now?

>>7765163
I like your sexual-frustration induced mania.

>>7765250
Nuke number three we need you

>>7765018
I want to commit a series of crimes across a weekend and possibly repeating them every few months.

>>7763271
Oh booooi. What a day :)

>>7765018
S-source?

>>7765018
WHAT KIND OF CRIME?? I MIGHT BE IN!!

>>7765609
What kind of heathen isn't watching maidragon??

>>7765646
>shotacon
I hope the artist for that dies a slow an painful death for his decisions.

>>7765680
Who cares? He's a side character.

>>7765688
>Who cares?
Get out. I pray every night no woman agrees to spend time with you.

>>7765703
>she feels threatened by a little boy in anime
Utterly pathetic, probably even more than me.

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>>7765018
SUPER LOLI MAN

>>7765604
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love, and be loved in return

>>7765680
I mean that might be his main fetish but whatever. Maidragon, furumapura and mononoke sharing give Hime a free pass imo

>>7766061
Lmao my autocorrect turns "him" into "Hime", nice.

I hate women so goddamn much.

I love women so goddamn much.

>18 years old
>in UK
>going to uni in september
>my school has no LGBT scene whatsoever
>all my friends are straight girls
>love them all dearly
>catching feelings (which has happened a couple times) is absolutely crushing
>find it difficult to act appropriately around them sometimes
>don't want to alienate my close friends by being a horny dyke.
>not out because while they aren't homophobic, I fear coming out would cast a shadow over all this flirty stuff and sexual jokes
>don't think I'd get lap pillows anymore if I came out


Tell me this het hell will end when I go to uni, /lesgen/.

>>7766297
Just look for LUGs while your there.

>>7765963
>watching anime
>watching anime with little boys in it
Utterly pathetic.

>>7766061
I don't read any of his shit. His art style is offensive and everything he does is gag oriented. Or het. Trash trash trash

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>>7763047
I'm always here to protect Austrianon and stealthily flirt with her.

>>7763658
>random anon

A-Are you telling me I'm just some random Anon to you?

>>7766514
No, you're my anon, anon.

God... I feel so overwhelmed by my mother. Good looks, intelligent, successful. Even though people say I am a carbon copy of her, the truth is that she is too alpha and whenever I am near her I feel like a damn underling.

I hate feeling powerless.

>>7766550
>>7766514
>tfw I'll never have a cis lesgen gf
why live?

>>7766848
You tell me.

>>7766550
That's a relief.
You'll always be my siscon-Austrianon as well.

>>7766848
Plenty of potential gfs left here, Anon.

>>7766878
There's gotta be a nicer term than siscon, it makes it seem like I'm fetishizing her.

>>7766908
Schwesterchen-Austrianon?

>>7766914
That I can go with yes.

Kik me at palestimeforever

>>7766773
She's older than you, it's only natural she'd have things better figured out. Just think of her as your potential. If she makes you feel like an underling maybe there's something wrong with your relationship.

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Where do I find girls that look like this?

>>7766990
Psych ward?

>>7766990
homeless shelters

>>7766990
My house
:^)

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How do I stop masturbating
I started doing it last summer, shot my goo for the first time a few weeks ago
N-now I can't stop
Halp

>>7766990
2007

>>7767031
Why do you want to stop?

>>7767031
Why would you ever stop?

>>7767031
Don't stop

>>7767031
>I started doing it last summer
Well anon I sure hope you turned 12 last summer else how did you survive so long?

>>7767051
I never started til i was 23

>>7767040
>>7767041
>>7767045
You people are horrible rolemodels. It's taking an obscene amount of time out of my day, time that could be spent being productive, grinding to git gud at arte and such.

>>7767051
19, actually. I mean I tried a few times after I hit 16 or so, but I never really got anywhere and it kinda hurt. A-apparently I basically tortured myself by going too hard, too fast and too long.
>how did you survive so long
Doujins, animu and fanfiction

I am still waiting for Bigfoot anon to tell the police's story.

>>7767146
I'm pretty sure Bigfoot killed her by now.

>>7767088
>buy a vibrator
>cum in less than 5 min.
>move on with your day

>>7767193
I can cum in around 5 minutes now, I just do it a lot
Plus, I want my waifu to be the first one to penetrate me further than like four centimeters

>>7767088
>It's taking an obscene amount of time out of my day
>>7767230
>I can cum in around 5 minutes
?

>>7767269
>I just do it a lot

>>7767269
There are only 288 5 minutes in a day

I just woke up from a dream where I was on a date with a qt grill. We went to the zoo and she held my hand while we walked around. I didn't say anything too autistic.

>Tfw kv
Are real dates that nice?

>>7767468
>tfw went to the zoo with a friend when I first moved to the city I live in now
>promised that next summer, I'll be there with my future girlfriend
>somehow actually manage to start dating a qt, but never went to the zoo with her
>single again now

It will never happen, won't it.

>>7767468
My fiance and I go to the zoo sometimes. We mostly make weird noises at the animals together.

>>7767230
How many times a day, on average?
And how about today, so far?

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I live in a sorority type of house and lately I've been finding it hard to tolerate most of the girls and the boyfriends they regularly bring home. I don't know if it's just because I've been feeling endlessly tired lately and also because they both seem like airheads who have a tendency to be fucking loud, talking and laughing regardless of the time, or if I've simply achieved the stereotypical level of the virgin homosexual who loathes straight couples.

anyone relate?

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>>7767595

Let me ask you guys something. So say your gf loses her ID and cards right. And normally like if you leave it in an uber or if it fell out you assume it's probably somewhere in Nigeria... Like aka gone. So you try to be realistic with your girl about getting a new one. And then she gets super pissed at you and calls you unsupportive. But really.... I wanted to be realistic... Was I so wrong for implying to get a new one? She got more than upset to the point of breaking up with me over that so...I mean she found it and we are back together now but.... Opinion?

>>7767724
Don't stick your tongue in crazy.

>>7767706
anyone in this particular thread at this particular time, you autist dumbfuck. I'm trying to get discussions going, even if they're essentially circle jerking

>>7767724
autism

>>7767737
Lol what does that even mean. I mean we are ldr now but we have fucked like more than I can count. I don't see her for a while. And I'm the dom one so I tried like not being as asshole about it but maybe I was. I told her that her country is full of thieves and that's it's in Chile now.

>>7763089
>women are better than men in all aspects of life.
except civilization building and inventing things

>>7766380
It's a mixed school, there are none.

>>7767750
No idea what set her off? Has she ever done this sort of thing before?

I think maybe she was just annoyed you weren't helping her look for the card and went too quickly to the just give it up part. Some girls are just touchy about that. Idk why.

>>7767764
>civilization and building things
Will y chromosomes ever stop being stupid? Can we just get rid of them rn?

>>7767790
Probably. I think I come off as an asshole sometimes and she got super pissed about it. But I'm glad she at least found her ID.

>>7767810
Maybe just humour her a little more in the future. She probably wants to see you put in an effort helping her with things so she knows you care.

>>7767589
About 3-6 times a day, four times so far today. That being said I usually don't goo in 5 minutes, mostly it's around 10-15 minutes.

>>7767880
You've got one up on me today.
But I'll catch up.

I always take my time.

>>7767880
You're a fucking animal.

>>7767939
You too.

That said, I spent the last few hours binging on JAV videos and squeezing my thighs together and touching my boobs. Sometimes the journey is better than the destination.

>>7767880
masturbate me instead

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>tfw another sex dream about my mom

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HEY are there any lesbian doctors around? I have a health concern.

>>7766773
Can you believe it? You're going to mature into her one day and what's even better is all the vagina that will pine for you.

>>7767962
Tell us more.

>>7767962
>sex dreams about a parent
I've had it a few times. Why does this happen and is it common? Maybe Freud really was onto something.

>>7768057
>>7768091
It is extra weird because I'm adopted so my brain is like oh yeah you might have a chance with her.

>Still no gf and still want to kms
When will it end

>>7768328
When you kys
Don't do it, tho

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Why don't we become each other's pretend gf's and practice until we find real gf's?

>>7768397
>implying

>>7768397
ew no way

>>7768397
lol that sounds so gay, anon!

>>7768298
Well is she hot?
>tfw not adopted by a hot mom so can never have ultra sexy ultra Verboten mother-daughter relations

https://youtu.be/peWTyu3uj5Q

I want to fuck the mentally ill sjw out of Milo Stewart. She's actually pretty cute and t h i c c .

>>7768589
>those disgusting male underwear

>>7767072
Wow. You got some catching up to do Anon.

>>7767088
"Time you enjoy wasting isn't time wasted"

Also, so what if it takes you, say, an hour of your day. Most people waste an hour watching reruns of Big Bang Theory or some shit like that. Diddling your skittle is definitely the better choice.

>>7767962
>the incest is getting stronger
I probably summoned Freuds ghost with all my sis-love.

>>7766297
Try to find some new gay friends to hang out with. Where are you going to uni? Any big cities nearby?

I'd say you could join us but welp the nearly 10 year age gap might be a bit much (and even if not we haven't spent time together in a group for a while)