All that shit expected of women...
• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• buddi
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• Discord: https://discord.gg/qjxGSxY
What's your opinion on Non binary blobs, mtfg?
nimmy thread!!!
>>7709775
x((((
Soup sluts!
So any of you girls have a good home skin exfoliation recipe you want to share?
Anyone here want a bf? I'm right here. Ladies *bows with open palms*
>>7709776
win the war uwu :3
hey girls
my surgery went well
i hope i can use my arm properly soon
>>7709232
wait, who are you anon
>>7709774
Aids.
>>7709782
budder amy
>>7709780
only if you let me try on your fedora and take a drag from your vape
>>7709786
why is he wearing a bra?
>>7709783
bretty feminine looking desu
>>7709774
Honestly? I do wonder if they would feel more human if they weren't 200+ pounds overweight.
Like yeah, shit, I wouldn't feel very female either if I was a fucking circle.
>>7709783
Take that dumbass piercing out already
So new thread lemme ask, is being a catboi degenerate?
>>7709780
Sorry, I only cuck men that totally prostrate themselves.
>>7709783
Yay! <3 u
>>7709783
lalalily?
>>7709774
I unironically identify as nb
I'm sure I would hate 99.95% of blogs by others who call themselves nonbinary though
>>7709791
Because he has to, to hide his tits.
>>7709800
huh they actually do look pretty similar now that you point that out
>>7709803
do you consider yourself trans?
>>7709803
df does that even mean
pick a team already
>>7709788
nimmer nimmy nommy
>>7709784
a suicidal anon living in bw. the only thrive in my life is doing drugs and doing drugs with people. we talked a few times before. I stayed here because it's interesting to know someone that feels the same way.
good news girls! I have a job interview finally! ^_^
>>7709810
omg remi hi
remi hru
>>7709814
Who are you?
>>7709808
yeah
>>7709809
to be honest its more I have so many masculine interests and lived as a guy for 2 decades I feel like I can't really call myself or consider myself female
but the estrogen definitely has changed the way I act and feel so its hard to consider myself a man anymore (if I ever even was one)
>>7709788
this snake is sad
>>7709818
sounds like you're just insecure about being a girl
>>7709816
im me! aka star
>>7709798
what was your old name?
pls respond
>>7709823
>flash animation
:(
>>7709820
tfw
>>7709823
Oh like a new trip?
>>7709780
DONT IGNORE ME MTFG PLS MAKE ME UR G--I-I MEAN BF
>>7709827
edie my cat is on my tum
>>7709827
my feeling after I was raped...
>>7709811
were you not rp'ing as a reddit-loving fedora-tipper with that original text?
>>7709818
Maybe you can settle for being really, really gay?
>>7709833
Course not I'm just a supreme gentleman and classy guy.
>>7709837
ok I'll date you but only if you let me watch when you play your nintendo DS in public
>>7709774
I respect the idea and the concept but so many of them that I've met are just too entrenched into that same particular culture that it's hard not to believe they're just going along with a counter-culture trend.
I also have trouble taking nb afabs seriously who have no interest in becoming men who still claim they want to take testosterone. They have no idea what they're fucking asking for.
dude i'm fuckin bored
>>7709844
>but I'll never be a true female
not with that attitude
how are you gonna learn how to girl if you won't even call yourself one?
>>7709828
it's korra being weird again
>>7709851
What happened to Laquisha? She was nice.
>>7709818
What hobbies you have as a girl doesn't matter.
>>7709851
Wtf I hate Korra now
Jk. I already did
>>7709807
Looks more like Alines to me.
>>7709844
>also growing boobs tho sooo idk
Oh noes!
>>7709848
Judging by how others are "girling" she's just being realistic.
>>7709859
That was surprisingly funny.
>>7709812
I hope you ll make it anon <3
hmu if you wanna talk.
>>7709854
i'm bi i guess but ye i preffer girls.
i don't want to be too butch (like i want my hair to be almost shoulder length, not short) but i've always, since i was very young, looked up to tomboyish women and wanted to be like that
>>7709865
I'm a funny guy
>>7709848
but like
idk how 2 decades of testosterone (more or less) wouldn't have an effect on me
and many FtMs seem more like women to me in the way they think/act...and the more I hang out with MtFs it seems true for them as well
I feel like many trannies try to act hyper-feminine in order to validate their identity to themselves and others
>>7709858
its not JUST the hobbies, its the thinking/feeling/whatever in me that makes me choose and enjoy those hobbies
>>7709865
oh I definitely like the boobs, don't get me wrong
>trannies think robobodies will save them
>>7709843
Dude give me home exfoliation recipe!
>Inb4 coconut oil+sugar
>>7709877
Brutal. What is this?
>>7709872
I actually got what I wanted!
baby dosage though
>>7709880
2 tbsp extra virgin olive oil, 2 tbsp organic honey, 1/2 cup of organic sugar
Im 5ft9 with a small penis yet im very dominany and like to degrade and generally a good person and muscular and funny.
Why dont i have a bf? Why are all gays such sluts?
>>7709873
>but ye i preffer girls.
I wonder if you'll still be saying that in a few months, after HRT has had a bit more time to work its magic.
>>7709875
you don't have to deny your male socialization to be a chick
just be a tomboy instead of trying to pretend to be something you're not like those mtfs you talked about
can someone help me get through this manic mood swing i'm currently experiencing lol
what do you do to calm yourself down and stop your brain from making you insane
>>7709883
>organic
>>7709886
Went from 90% into girls to 0% after a year
>>7709881
"i hate trannies who use robobodies: The Movie"
i think even trannies who change their chromosomes should be exposed too in the future
>>7709886
actually hrt made me like girls more up till now LOL
Did any among you ever have 'phases' of questing if trans? I seem to go through periods of paranoia, wondering and worrying for a week or so, then just tell myself to forget it, and I do. Go about for a while, content, never really thinking about it. Then something will bring my questioning back. Maddening self-doubt. Rinse and repeat.
Any advice?
>>7709875
>I feel like many trannies try to act hyper-feminine in order to validate their identity to themselves and others
I want to think this is just a temporary thing some of them do. They want to explore their female identity by throwing the slider all the way to "feminine" before settling down in a comfortable spot. Someone once drew a parallel to young cis girls going through a hyper feminine phase or a more boyish one. It's just finding yourself.
>>7709889
idek what this post means tbqh
>>7709884
how small of a penis?
>>7709866
we can talk a bit if you are not too busy with uni stuff :) talking to people is one of the few nice things to have if it's the right ones. I almost got my ALG I stuff finished and probably will get coke in one month. I hope I'll get through the month without visiting the doctor ;~; hbu you?
>>7709872
>Liquid Sass
that needs to be a drink
>>7709899
Smaller than all the trannies and gays here...
5.5 and thin
>>7709875
you may be non-binary. I am.
>>7709913
I think I'm non binary. I like looking like a girl but I'm happy being a dude
nvm i fixed it myself
>>7709921
Did you finally put a bullet in your brain?
>>7709926
yeah dude just sitting here typing to you with a bullet in my brain
>>7709906
eh 5.5 isn't that bad
it would probably be fun to suck
once it gets too big its not really fun to suck anymore (in my experience anyway)
>>7709929
>thin
No
>>7709929
>once it gets too big its not really fun to suck anymore
What am I even reading?
>>7709887
Tomboys are the ideal identity. There's no reason to not do what you know; If you have male socialization and male hobbies you should just work with it.
I can't seriously call myself female but I need to look and sound much more female still to be happy with my appearance. I don't think I need people to think I'm female but it would fucking feel nice.
>>7709920
as said, be a tomboy...
>>7709933
Yeah but trannies need to try harder, hence being tomboy won't work.
I hate being inverted triangle.
>>7709920
yeah basically same!
I want (need) a bf and I like making myself look cute and acting faggy (sometimes), but other than that pretty much all of my interests would be considered 'normal' for a guy
HRT has been a godsend for me, I love the direction my life is headed
>>7709936
I don't really want to be a girl. I just like looking like one. I'm a stick with femboy
I put a dildo in my butt and it felt really good
>>7709934
tell me when you do it I'll buy it.
>>7709942
BBL
>>7709932
don't you find that your jaw gets really fucking tired with big cocks after a while?
>>7709773
>https://clyp.it/o2y1e1b2
eh, I think you are being hard on yourself. Your voice sounds pretty good desu.
>>7709936
>Just be a tomboy
/mtfg/ has no idea how reality works.
>>7709942
hi best friend
>>7709942
My shoulders. Jesus fucking christ my shoulders. I was gifted with fucking linebacker shoulders. I can deal with my torso but what the fuck, skeleton.
>>7709942
>Inverted triangle
Are you a Synesthete?
>>7709930
>>7709932
I really like deepthroating, and sucking dick in general
my friend has a cock basically like what that anon was describing and its just PERFECT for sucking, I love it soo much
at some point it gets too big to where it feels like I'm jamming a baseball bat in my mouth and it just hurts to deepthroat, the whole process isn't as enjoyable for me
the thickness is important for anal though, so I guess its a trade-off
>>7709929
Meh its still fun i mean its a cock.
Just wish it was bigger.
>>7709960
who carez gurl, just b urself!
>>7709957
>hi best friend
Hello there, beautiful. How are you this evening?
>>7709959
I feel bad crying about my shoulders cause they are like 16 inches but they still feel so massive.
>>7709948
:o
>>7709962
>Are you a Synesthete?
Not really. I do get brown hues on Bb and greenish brown tints on Ab.
Only things I've noticed it with..
the NHS is the worst experience ever
why does putting things in your butt feel so good
>>7709967
get discord already
>>7709947
Oh I was thinking of an alcoholic drink. Like a cocktail
ok i can finally get hrt legit and not have too self med
woooo
>tfw i have all of these symptoms and every woman in my family has BPD
should i get on meds for this or something lol
>that feeling after you buy your first maid outfit
>>7709976
tfw not someone's pet
>>7709970
I WISH I KNEW!!
what was god thinking when he designed that if he didn't want us to stick stuff up there
>>7709969
>tfw they saved my life when I was 5 just to muck me about when I was 20
What's their end game?
>>7709969
blame the Tories
I've been waiting for 2.5 years and counting to see a physio
>>7709975
then tell me that when you do it. I like cocktails.
>>7709970
who knows, anon... who knows..
>>7709976
are you a dom robyn? :O
>>7709971
Are you sure? What do I do on discord? :e
>>7709979
hmm, BPD can be treated without meds through Dialectical Behavior Therapy.
>>7709901
Are you the other franzi or another bw anon?
>>7709983
they are making me wait
referral sent first in November 2015
eta now is August this year
>>7709988
with femboys yeah
I'm a sub with girls though, was having sex w/ my best friend the other day and she was choking me so hard I couldn't even make a sound, it was gr8
>>7709983
>so long as it's thick
I just feel like I can work a thin one better and really get lost doing it, idk
different strokes for different folks
>>7709988
become better friends
>>7709979
Your choices are to basically ride the lightning or be kind of foggy and happy
Pills are going to be really hard because you'll flip to intensely hating the decision and not want to go back to the doctor or take them
>>7709981
Faye, do you wear dresses? I mean I only ever see you in hoodies and pants. Also what piercings do you have?
>>7709979
lol are you me? I've been thinking about going to the doctor because of that too
>>7709941
>>7709941
>Yeah but trannies need to try harder, hence being tomboy won't work.
I dunno, my high school best friend recently came out to me as "nearly entirely asexual". The only girls he ever liked he says turned out to be lesbians. He thinks the only type he apparently likes is females who act male.
(We were both super drunk at the time, and after him asking I had admitted to being "more than friends" with my roommate, hence him explaining his deal after.)
It's funny how a tinge of hope can shake the dust off old, old crushes and make you consider them again, even after you've long since abandoned them.
I admitted to being a tranny early on in hrt at that point. He promised he wouldn't treat me differently and he wouldn't let it be weird or anything. We could still go to conventions and hang out and stuff. I really don't think he's consider me though.
Where was I... right.
What I'm saying is, just maybe if he has such a particular type, just maybe I could be someone's type. Male traits and all.
>>7709981
Setsuna confirmed chaser waifu.
>>7709970
What does...it feel like
>>7710004
Daventry.
>>7710005
it felt like the sun was radiating out of my prostate
>>7710005
YOU really don't know?
I almost stepped in front of a subway car just now and I'm scared and don't know what to do
>>7709934
thanks :3
>>7709901
sure!
I am afraid Ill be busy until Friday (2 more presentations this week, just end my life)
but after that I should have a lot more time again :3
other than that I am just trying to get through life somehow without hurting myself too intensely.
I went to a neuro today and got seroquel so maybe my sleeping problems (I rarely sleep more than 4 hours) will finally be fixed.
>>7709997
I wear them to trans group sessions to basically be told I'm pretty, but I don't generally roll around in one
And I had an upper ear cartilage piercing that I want back but I took it out to keep more male privilege
>tfw your team broke a super bowl record last night
>biggest lead ever blown
We did it!
>>7710013
its probs wouldn't even kill you, just leave you disabled
talk to people who love you and focus on positive aspects of your life and how you can improve some of the areas you don't like
>>7710022
>biggest ever blown
hot
>>7710004
There can't be enough franzis
>>7709993
Ohh! that's cool. I like the sound of that. Is discord an app you DL or client thing? I've only ever used it in client.
>>7709991
>she was choking me so hard
ayyyyyyy, that's whatsup.
I hope I get choked and used this evening by the boy I love.
<3_<3
>>7710018
Dialectical Behavior Therapy (DBT) is a cognitive behavioral treatment that was originally developed to treat chronically suicidal individuals diagnosed with borderline personality disorder (BPD) and it is now recognized as the gold standard psychological treatment for this population. In addition, research has shown that it is effective in treating a wide range of other disorders such as substance dependence, depression, post-traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), and eating disorders.
DBT includes four sets of behavioral skills.
>Mindfulness: the practice of being fully aware and present in this one moment
>Distress Tolerance: how to tolerate pain in difficult situations, not change it
>Interpersonal Effectiveness: how to ask for what you want and say no while maintaining self-respect and relationships with others
>Emotion Regulation: how to change emotions that you want to change
>>7710022
bad girl
that's the wrong team
so this'll be my first interview as a woman, should I remove my black nail polish to look more professional?
what about makeup? i should go conservative on it right?
>>7710021
Skype!
>>7709941
>>7710002
Shakira is right here, the pressure of feminity and gender conformity is extremely high for us, higher than it was as men. We are scrutinized under a microscope for traits that people can say, "Aha! I knew she was faking the being a girl thing the whole time, what kind of woman DOESN'T love doctor who and gets a degree in programming?!"
No straight man will want you if you don't conform, you'll at most be a sexual object without.
>>7710007
Where the fuck is that?
>>7710005
Faye are you going to get FFS with Deschamps-Braly?
>>7710013
(you)
>>7710020
Jesus wtf
4 years for first appointment, probs another 3 years of appointments before SRS, so they make girls wait like 7 years!
>>7710027
Yeah tube train is dumb, too slow. Minline express is the way to go.
>>7710012
I really don't, my first trans friend talked me into it and I uhm like prepped and just tried it a little, and it was like oh hey that's a thing, but I didn't go too far or hit the prostate or anything
>>7710030
either works
add Chara#0537
>>7710032
i dont like star as much as i like korra
wtf
>>7710021
Do like, wait, outside of transpaces you don't even dress feminine? Don't you pass? What's the issue?
You need to get your earlobes pierced, I kept mine unperceived forever and desu it was a small flag. Like no woman in our society doesn't have her earlobes pierced.
>>7710034
>what kind of woman DOESN'T love doctor who and gets a degree in programming?!"
I don't like being a stereotype. Do I have to start lifting weights or something?
>>7709989
yeah that's me. I figured out I'm not trans I guess I'm a feminim male/andro/nb person because I don't care about my body I just don't like it. I feel like a girl since I was a child but always thought it was weird and I have to act masculine but now I accepted my personality. don't know what to do with my life now tho.
>>7710035
Depends, I'm not going to buy ffs unless I get another half million in the bank probably, like I want to feel more secure and stuff before hand
Here for my biweekly appearance!
How's everyone doing?
>>7710040
>Like no woman in our society doesn't have her earlobes pierced.
Have you met my sister
>>7710032
just do nude makeup
nothing too fancy
>>7710040
Piercing ear is useless. I will never show my ears because I must use my hair to hide my masculine skull.
>>7710022
>your team
>we
wow I didn't know you were the leader of the team.
What was that super bowl thing again? Baseball? Football?
>>7710044
>another half million
>another
>>7710022
r i p
they more than doubled that record too!
>>7710044
mommy, will you buy me a brow shave
;3
>>7710052
>trying this hard to be tru trans
>>7710053
its ok shakira, she may have a full bank account but she seems very very empty other than that
>>7710013
yeah the death drive is a pretty weird human thing
iktf
>>7710058
wow maybe I'm really truetrans, because I never cared about sports. Or maybe it's just because I'm a fat neet from yurop
>>7710043
> I figured out I'm not trans
time to celebrate then!
> I feel like a girl since I was a child
although that sounds like trans. It just takes time to drop the masculine facade
>>7710058
different anon, but I had nerdy guy friends who were the exact same way
literally zero knowledge about sports, it was impressive to me just because you'd think you'd pick it up somewhat by just living in society
>>7710045
who even are you
>>7710040
My girlfriend only has her cartilage pierced, she has one of four friends with actual lobe piercings
And like I get the appeal of dressing fem, I wish I was comfortable with it, but most of the time I'm anxious and 90% of women around here are wearing workout clothes unless it's at a party or work anyway... so I just do what I'm comfy with..
>>7710062
my taste has always been good.
>>7710044
mommy can i have some money to go to college
>>7710014
I have to edit some videos too. I kinda have the opposite problem I need to stay motivated and not fall asleep. I slept like 14 hours yesterday.
I'm gonna try to get through the week too without hurting myself so we can talk more :3 usually I do stuff on saturday tho :<
see you later :)
>>7710050
yeah that's the effect I'll go for
>>7710045
I am SUICIDAL!!
>>7710068
Nocturnal crabposter. I make art and post occasionally when I remember that I have no friends.
>>7710071
There is no peak to artistic taste.
>>7710082
That sucks anon, you should fix that.
>>7710041
People expect it of you, when you arent a stereotypical woman they're going to use that to justify thinking you're not really a girl and just a man playing pretend.
>>7710046
No, is she 13 or younger?
>>7710051
People will think its really fucking wierd that they aren't, if you pass that might give you away. Im not making it up.
>>7710062
No, it wont help you pass, but it keeps you getting clocked to the analytical observer. Its very strange for a girl not to have her ears pierced.
>>7710067
>literally zero knowledge about sports, it was impressive to me just because you'd think you'd pick it up somewhat by just living in society
i am the only person in the UK who doesn't support a local football team
>>7710081
I love sports
I'd probably be in the 99th-percentile for a female in terms of interest in sports
its one of many reasons I don't really consider myself a grill
>>7710076
please mommy
>>7710062
Piercing your cartilage will make me want to chew on your cute ear tho
>>7710060
She might have a gf
And do stuff irl
And she might be able to socially pass
And she might have money
But we've got uhm well, our over inflated sense of ego from being raised as men
>>7710076
Yes just join the military as a nurse for 5 years
>>7710081
East bay cali
>>7710057
Were you a good girl? Are you going to clean your boyfriend after he finally wrecks you?
>>7710053
Hey shit is expensive if you want to build a real life that's secure
>>7710084
crabs are nice to eat
>>7710040
>Like no woman in our society doesn't have her earlobes pierced.
It's rather uncommon, but not unheard of. If a girl was really weird during her adolescence she might not have gotten around to it and just felt no pressure as an adult.
I'm going to have to get a "real job" in order to get my ears pierced though. Can't have jewelry and shit on in the kitchen and you have to leave those things in weeks.
I'd much rather get helix peircings though. My mom and sister got theirs a few years ago and and I think they look much more interesting.
>>7709792
Is this a joke?
>>7710087
>People will think its really fucking wierd that they aren't,
you don't understand. how will anyone EVER see my ears in the first place unless I'm sucking their cock with my hair up in a bun?
>>7710093
>Were you a good girl? Are you going to clean your boyfriend after he finally wrecks you?
y-y-yes mommi.
i'm doing my best to be a good girl
i have shaved my body smooth today
charas are nice to eat
>>7710093
>But we've got uhm well, our over inflated sense of ego from being raised as men
yes, clearly I am the one with an over-inflated ego
you know it is possible to consider someone a kinda shitty and unpleasant person without thinking of themselves as perfect
>>7710096
Helix piercing is the cutest piercing
faye give me money you slut
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hITgpw-YJM
>>7710093
b-b-b-but that's gay!
>>7710094
So are arrogant little brats.
>>7710105
That looks painful.
>>7710114
crabbu c:
>>7710093
>Hey shit is expensive if you want to build a real life that's secure
>a real life that's secure
I want to say I try but the idea of me getting ahead in life is a joke.
My retirement plan is to kill myself.
>>7710100
They will see them, trust me. Most of the the time they wont, but you will expose them at times, and people will notice.
Also aren't you a baby tranny?
Baby trannies shouldnt be allowed to talk about sucking cock until they actually do it.
>>7710105
Cartilage piercings feel like CONSTANT BURNING AGONY
>>7710109
Just get them pierced, it doesn't hurt at all and if a 5 year old can keep them from getting infected so can you.
>>7710109
>north london
>hates spurs
???
>>7710109
>Women can like sports too
ye, but its unusual for women to be as passionate about it as I am
definitely not unheard of, its just much more common for men
>tfw your uncle is now rich
>>7710066
my mom told me I thought I was a girl as a small child. later I rped as a girl irl with other girls for years (which was probably really weird to them). I crossdress for non-sexual reasons but on the other hand I never had problems pentrating a girl. I already let my hair grow out but don't really consider starting hrt or anything. it's mostly social things like people expecting from me to fulfill all male gender roles which is bugging me.
Lol did I literally get filtered? Does my trip change confuse the other trips?
>>7710121
>if a 5 year old can keep them from getting infected so can you.
remember this is shakira you're talking to
I wouldn't be so confident about that desu
>>7710125
tfw not rich
>>7710128
>later I rped as a girl irl with other girls for years (which was probably really weird to them).
I want to hear more about this. What did this entail? Give me some examples
>>7710114
I'm not that arrogant.
>>7710078
goofluck :3
goofbai!
>>7710129
Maybe I can filter others for you tonight?
>>7710123
>tfw really passinoate about sports too
>tfw downplay it while talking to dudes so i don't out-dude them regarding sports
basically hiding my sports power level so they think im just a regular grill into sports
>>7710132
iktf ;-;
and now they're cutting disability benefit here in the UK by £30/week meaning it'll be the same as being on the dole
>>7710121
>Cartilage piercings feel like CONSTANT BURNING AGONY
>Google "cartilage piercings hurt" out of curiosity
>"It is normal for your ear to hurt immediately after getting a cartilage piercing, pain that commonly lasts for two weeks to a month."
The fuck. Damn.
Well, good to know what I'll be getting myself into.
>>7710150
Most piercings just scream "slut!" to me.
>>7710156
I gotta advertise somehow.
>>7709838
H-hey.. Ive actually have played my ds on the bus. Mean
>>7710141
>I've tried to suppress my interest to be more tru-trans to no effect.
ye that would probably just make you feel like a phony if you tried to lie to yourself like that all the time eventually anyway
>>7710140
>basically hiding my sports power level so they think im just a regular grill into sports
lmaoo thats kinda funny honestly
talking about sports with people who are knowledgeable and interested can be so much fun! I'm sure if you find a guy like that and slowly "come out" as a sports fan to them, they'll totally love you!
>>7710121
>the can't talk about wanting to suck cock now ;-;
>>7710114
I never felt anything
>>7710120
He world is heavily against you tbhid say work long enough for social security but we keep voting in republicans
>>7710109
I used to in hs
>>7710104
But it's clearly just ego, like I had a homeless guy barge in and start begging at our table while we were eating this weekend, and when I told him I don't carry cash he started rummaging through the trash saying he's going to be a jerk to everyone after he's rich
The moral is, he is what the world is good at creating, not people who are introspective and thoughtful, but rather masses of egocentric temporarily embarrassed future millionaires
>>7710144
I can't tell if your country is more fucked than mine
does corbyn have any chance of winning
>>7710160
lol sorry
I was just trying to hit on all the stereotypes
and not that my opinion matters, but on a bus I would say is pretty acceptable
>>7710164
this is why we need socialism
>>7710167
Pls love me
>>7710139
;_; i feel sad i'm not popular anymore
My shitposting was 2 much 4 mtfg
>>7710132
you think i can convince him to let me have some of them monies?
>>7710121
>Also aren't you a baby tranny?
I've been presenting full time for 1.5 years.
>talk about sucking cock until they actually do it.
I bet I give better head than you.
anyone want to fuck me
>>7710163
idk guys seem to get intimidated when i say that the reason middlesbrough is falling behind in the table is because we can't score goals because we lack a quality striker who knows where the goal is, because our defense is pretty much rock solid and we are creating enough chances to win games
they always disregard what i say anyway tho i guess
is sucking cock what makes you mature past baby tranny
>>7710133
I spend the most of my time around females until I was 14.
when I was in elementary school I had a really close female friend. I would invite her and we would play video games. somehow we started to pretend we have like a girl talk like what childs think woman do in their free time talking about boyfriends, hair, makeup while drinking coffee. we did that regulary for years but then around 11 puberty hit and I started to get depressed and have no friends for years. even playing with legos or figurines with other kids I always chose a girl persona.
>>7710166
>does corbyn have any chance of winning
The Lib Dems have a better chance of winning than Labour.
>>7710164
>tbhid say work long enough for social security
I have zero faith that I'm going to get to take out any that I'm putting in. I just like to think of it as taking care of the current old people; not a promise I'm getting anything when I'm old.
My parent's are banking on one of their kids take care of them when they stop working. Considering the odds of me giving them grand kids has been reduced, it's probably going to fall on me.
>>7710174
mtfg moves in cycles. I currently dont get a lot of (you)s either, but I cant be bothered to deal with all these generic newfriends. It gets old after a few years and I simply dont have the energy. Sometimes Ill try to invest thought and interest in people if they seem interesting and likeable (like you or zheanna) but most of the time I hate the newposters for weeks, even if they turn out to be nice later.
maybe hatred is just my default
>>7710183
>middlesbrough
>tfw pharmacy ran out of 100mg pills so now I have to down 8 spiro pills a day
>>7710087
19.
>>7710177
>men always complain that cis women don't share their interests so we should be proud of our male interests
this is what I'd consider one of the perks for a cis guy dating a tranny (although I am a tranny so obviously my viewpoint is a little skewed/biased/whatever)
we are different enough from guys to not just be "bros" with them, but we also are closer to them mentally than cis women
we know (mostly) what being a guy is like, we're just naturally more 'in-tune' with dudes
downside is we can't bear children....welp ;_;
>>7710190
>or zheanna
<3
ily Phie.
How are you doing today? I saw a cool iron cross in a neighbors yard yesterday and instantly thought of you. I'm pretty sure its hand made and you'd love it.
Hiya everyone
>>7710190
>maybe hatred is just my default
Well, you're German...
everything will be ok
>>7710194
middlesbrough is patrician tier
i'm not even from the uk
>>7710208
im stuck on a hug loop
>>7710130
Ugh, ok fair.
Im willing to bet even she could do it tho. Its literally so easy.
Just leave the earrings in for a month and clean them once in a while.
Dont shove shit into them.
How can you fuck it up?
Remember to get your piercings done at a tattoo parlor with a needle, not as the mall with the gun. That gun doesnt get cleaned and wants to put bacteria into you.
>>7710141
I dont even know what Keloids are, sorry, Im not a doctor.
>>7710150
Oh my god, every night was pure agony.
Trying to sleep was utter hell.
They hurt so bad, and the worst part is the pain persists for like, ever.
>>7710164
IF you've never sucked a dick, and you're posting on here about it, that makes you a big faker poser.
Like when I see it, I assume its eople roleplaying pretending to like men to be more feminine. In fact, I assume that of most of /mtfg/.
>>7710179
I stand corrected.
You may speak of sucking cock.
And iunno probly, I havent sucked many dicks.
>>7710156
>tfw belly button and nose piercing along with tramp stamp
I used to call facial piercings, "Slut Shrapnel."
Boy did my family throw that on back in my face after I got mine.
>>7710201
>I'm more than likely gonna embrace my inner ewhore and ruin someone's guild in an mmo.
You're doing God's work Crabby.
>>7710177
It sucks not having money ye, but there are places to get food and shelter and we weren't by one. Also going in some place and confronting someone at a table is not the same as pan handeling.
>>7710185
I hope not >.>;
>>7710179
>succ
>>7710169
Social infrastructure removes the fear of being completely homeless with no food and allows people to live better lives so ya
>>7710168
For piercing? Non I had it done at a really nice place and didn't feel it
If they use a gun it can hurt the cartilage tho, so make sure you're getting done by hand
>>7710211
infinity hugg
>>7710166
he has a decent chance realistically, whatever the press says, but it's by no means certain
everyone thought the Tories were going to lose last time and they didn't, because old people and yuppie cunts
>>7710183
>they always disregard what i say anyway tho i guess
ye not being taken seriously is a very-real thing for females sadly
as a guy I never noticed myself doing it (I'm assuming I did?) but its very noticeable for me now
but once you're friends and he can see you know your shit, he's probably going to take you seriously and want to have conversations about it! at least I would really think that would EVENTUALLY be the case
>tfw im super pathetic and dont have ambition, most of my personality is hard won from years of pain and effort, even then it sucks. My only productive positive is i can hold down a wageslave job.. barely, even then ive bewn fired
>tfw im a pile of garbage who just ate 3 microwaved chicken patties and never uses makeup and hasnt showered her entire 4 day weekend
>tfw ive been posting dumb shit like this for 3 years here now and im probably going nowhere fast
>tfw got a cis gf who is literally me but has more social skills and is advancing her life
I dont want to make her my sole thing in life that i look forward to but im so used to being trash. Ive been undisciplined trash for as long as i remember. Thanks for reading my livejournal if youre a weirdo who cares about an anon ur the best
>>7710199
Not all trans women are like that. Guys are alien to me. I know how to command respect from them, but I don't understand them. Or like spending time around them.
>>7710214
>That gun doesnt get cleaned and wants to put bacteria into you.
that sounds SUPER nasty
I will keep that in mind thanks
>>7710190
I remember when i got my first (you) from u
:3.
It's not that it makes me really sad but it's sort of like Elanna said that I had gone from a real person to some meme generating machine. And I tried being "realer" but maybe realness is un rlateable, because it's not what happens here that makes me sad but like outside.
I dunno maybe I'm stuck in a melancholic state, I used to come here for fun get a few laughs and chat woth some interesting people like u but....
I'm not getting that anymore. Maybe it's me that's changed, or maybe my schtick got old fast.
>>7710199
I want the kind of relationship where they feel like I'm a feminine-type best friend with shared interests who they can also fuck.
A best friend with the potential for romance and the promise of lewd is basically what I want. Maybe because I'm so autistic about the concept of romance or love.
>>7710222
>I would really think that would EVENTUALLY be the case
you are probably right, i haven't revealed my power level to anyone yet, but i hope i can find someone worthy
>>7710208
Hey, I'm doing the same right now!
>>7710174
Idk sass you can't maintain because it's sort of like high school, you come in as a class and your classmates like you, but the seniors don't know who you are, but eventually everyone graduates.
It's getting to the point that I'm going to have to realize I'm not gay and >go on a cock sucking spree to garner any interest
Like a reverse phielanna
>>7710225
ye I'm very male-socialized and most of my interests would be very normal for a guy
I was talking about considering myself kinda non-binary earlier in the thread
theres no way I want to stop taking HRT, but I also don't want to pretend to be a different person than I am ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7710235
what is that
>>7710214
>I stand corrected.
All is well.
>And iunno probly, I havent sucked many dicks.
Sucking cock is yet another art form I practice alongside dance, music, poetry, painting, and sculpting. The ability to give a man the best nut of their life is exactly how a tranny secures a straight, non chaser, quality man. I also get off from sucking, by the way.
Hello.
why does the medical system have so many catch 22's?
i got approved to go see an endocrinologist but i called to make an appointment but they said they are no longer accepting new patients with my insurance.
i'm not sure what to do.
>>7710214
I pretend to like men to fit in >.<;
>>7710224
wtf how did you get a gf when i never have? I swear I've seen literal mongoloids get gfs yet I failed after years of trying. Being a dude sucks so much ass it's not even funny.
I only have basic lobe piercing now. I've been thinking of smithing spiked earcuffs covering all the outer side of the ear. But maybe that would be too showy.
>>7710245
How about a transbian, non-chaser, bad quality gf?
>>7710231
no that sounds like perfect for a relationship I'd want with a guy
although I definitely want romance between the two of us
the feminine best friend is probably a good starting point for it
>>7710207
haha, you mean its not my fault? :3
>>7710201
maybe, but I dont know anything about you except that Ive never seen you before.
>>7710204
I probably would :D
I had a busy day, went to 2 doctors, got groceries, spent a few hours in the library and went to the pharmacy.
I got some psychmeds tho at least
sadly a really low dosage, but maybe I can sleep normally again
>>7710228
awww <3 :3
ya you can actually overdose on /mtfg/ its only really interesting in lower amounts, pic related
>>7710246
call another endo?
>>7710233
I hope so too anon!
=D
>>7710257
What do you study? CS?
>>7710224
im kinda similar, tho i've never had a job. the only thing i look forward to and bother showering for is my boyfriend. i dont even bother wearing makeup much anymore
ive fully transitioned but my life is still in shambles tbdesu
>>7710251
Maybe somehow you've ended up lower than literal mongoloids
>>7710251
I had girlfriends in the past. My pants being a DMZ meant relationships always started failing the moment they really wanted sex.
>>7710225
thats because you're an autistic man
>>7710253
>How about a transbian, non-chaser, bad quality gf?
I'm unsure. Faye is currently trying to corrupt me and turn me gay. But I'm pretty sure I could only ever be in a serious long term relationship with a legit man. Not a little pussy boy or beta cuck, a man.
>>7710259
That sounds like a super full day!
>got groceries,
ooo, what are your favorite foods?
>but maybe I can sleep normally again
I will keep my fingers crossed for you to have a peaceful night of sleep. You deserve it after working so hard!
>>7710261
media information technology
>>7710267
I'm neither autistic nor a man. You couldn't be more off target.
>>7710194
>mixed race tranny
>is an arsenal fan
I am aghast.
>>7710272
sure. I only post anon ofc
>>7710278
Eh im too lazy to post contact and i prolly will lose focus in a few days nyway i love you though fellowanon
What do you think we should do about the trip problem?
Told my parents my girlname and my dad said it compliments my sister's name nicely c:
>>7710226
Please do, remember a tattoo parlor will use a sterilized needle whereas claires at the mall doesnt give a fuck.
>>7710245
Definetly true.
And yeah suckig cock is pretty great, I think for me the arousal comes from being totally submissive to the man when you're giving head.
I don't do dance, music, or poetry, but I sew and cook. Im starting to open up more to dancing but ehhhh
>>7710250
At least you admit it, but if 90% of people are pretending to like men to fit in we have an issue.
>>7710268
For real, if the person Im with isnt a commanding dominate presence then wtf I dont wanna submit.
holy crackers I actually think I'm starting to get kinda cute!!
it seemed impossible but I'm starting to see it!
Where is elanna I want to tell her something
so makeup for interview:
foundation
eyeliner (no wings)
lip gloss
light brush
cheek and jaw contouring
that minimal enough?
>>7710266
>My pants being a DMZ
wait, are you implying there's no defences there?
>>7710268
>ooo, what are your favorite foods?
mhhh
theres a lot of stuff Id NEVER eat, I sort of like pineapple pizza, and whatever my bf cooks (I cant cook, not even pasta)
but honestly, Id just prefer to never eat. eating in general is a very disgusting process
>>7710298
maybe I can be your lani tonight
>>7710268
>Faye is trying to corrupt me
>trying
im trying to warn you, because you're a nice girl, and I like you. I just don't want you to end up on your back completely surprised at how much you underestimated me.
>>7710302
>wait, are you implying there's no defences there?
Just kilometre after kilometre of barbed wire.
>>7710299
just go full on caked
the prettier you look the higher your chances are of getting hired
>>7710268
But as a transbian, I am a man.
>>7710287
ilu2
I don't think much can be done anymore, more ppl should post in /tgg/
>>7710302
No activity allowed down there. I suppose it'd be different now. But I still don't feel like having sex, so.
>>7710289
I do love oral more then sex though, and penises seem a lot more fun then vagina for that
>>7710307
>Wanting to dominate other transgirls
How disgusting.
You always topped Edie, didn't you?
How dysphoric, having to be the man whilst a prettier girl enjoys you giving her the same pampering you desperately long for.
>>7710289
>I think for me the arousal comes from being totally submissive to the man when you're giving head.
Yes, same. It's so hot to me that I could do that for somebody I care about. It's a strange form of submission because you feel in control but it's submissive at the same time. I love making eye contact with him while I go down on him.
reee i hope I get to succ tonight desu.
>For real, if the person Im with isnt a commanding dominate presence then wtf I dont wanna submit.
yeah lol for real. there is nothing less attractive to me than a weak male. I'd prefer a transbian over that.
>>7710312
LMAO
>>7710307
>I just don't want you to end up on your back completely surprised at how much you underestimated me
god damnit faye.
you are good at this.
screeeeee
>>7710302
> eating in general is a very disgusting process
Hmm, I don't know what else I expected. I remembered about what you told me after I asked that question. I think it's cute the one food you named was Pineapple Pizza, lol! If we ever cuddz and watch history documentaries together, I'm gonna bring you a pineapple pizza
>>7710302
: ^))))
*wink*
[I just woke up and I think I'm going back to sleep]
https://clyp.it/2a5nwbqt
>>7710326
>unironically laughing at transbians are men meme
Okay fuck you
>>7710321
>You always topped Edie, didn't you?
LMFAOOOOOO
>>7710288
Yush! I'm really proud of you! :3
Especially yours and Annas together :>
>>7710333
next dream make me the boss, ill treat you right <3
>>7710326
yes pls :3
I want this!
>>7710326
Dominating girls
>>7710321
But I don't want that, I want to bite your neck, I want throw you down, I want you to submit to me, it's even hotter now because I'm not over poweringly strong and you can fight back and it exhilarating to win fairly and take what's mine
(We didn't doooo anything btw but we're both switch)
>>7710326
Dominating women is my art, I take pride in it, practice it; breaking a girl and making her realize she has never fully submitted to anyone like she just submitted to you is the only way to get a good wife
>>7710321
>trying this hard to be catty and talk up your femininity by extension
This just reeks of AGP, hon. Stop doing it.
>>7710342
O//////o
Y...eah that's what happened
Yup.. o/////o
>>7710336
I'm a man and I accept that.
>>7710351
Lol
It was SO WEIRD Sophie but also hilarious lol
We talked about you in the dream lol
It was pretty fun yee gotta get you in the next one
>>7710333
cool dream I work in a grocery store stocking the shelves of the pharmacy section is part of what I have to do want me to get you a job?
uwu
>>7710368
nʍn
Hi, /mtfg/
sorry for last night
>>7710368
Why's that cat wearing a scarf?
a serious question.
If the white race is the best race hypothetically, do you think that eventually there will be a way to become a white person using genetic engineering?
i can not blame a girl for wanting to be a white skin blond hair and blue eyes. if thats how to get the most out of society and to stay alive.
or will this endeavor just turn into a Dr. Seuss lesson about the star belly sneetches?
>>7710377
I'll never forgive you tbqh
>>7710360
Lol
I know that Edie was your bottom bitch; you making her scream and all
Ehue
>>7710366
Yeah I think that could b fun.
Then I could get drugs at a discount
Become a drug dealer
Make a lot of money
>>7710336
>Okay fuck you
who said I was laughing unironically. You were the one that said it, faM
>>7710351
>yes pls :3
It will happen eventually! I will tour Europe and see you. :D
>breaking a girl and making her realize she has never fully submitted to anyone like she just submitted to you is the only way to get a good wife
HNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
MOMMI PLEASE
i'm a good girl tho
:3
>>7710390
lol pharmacies track who is buying stuff that can be abused and if they see you are coming in every few days trying to buy oxy or something they will just refuse you. they can even look up in the computer what you have been buying at other pharmacies so idk how it would be possible to trick them
will hormones do anything to make my body less disgusting?
>>7710383
ϲ
ꗨ
ϲ
If you
>use makeup
>have good fashion
>have cis female friends you easily fit in with
>pass
>have a small skeleton
Please immediately kill yourself so I don't have to be jealous of your existence. Thank you.
>>7710412
lol no
>>7710408
You trick them by stealing it lol
But yeah I know about that tracking system I've bought a few things and had to deal with that
Honestly I'd probably just use my discount to stockpile hormones; I am bad at stealing
>>7710415
no thanks, it's not like you'd be able to tell I wasn't cis anyways
>>7710238
At first everyone was like who the fuck is sass and it was like I was fresh and sassy and everyone was projecting their possibilities of who I could be.
Then like now everyone knows who I am and most of my friends graduated and I dunno.
Maybe I should change my trips and stuff. Or I could just start posting with my real name. But is that even adviseable? I could be putting time into voice training and getting good at makeup. But shitposting is a big part of my life....
Am I supposed to give it all up because I'm not popular?
>>7710259
;_; maybe it's time to go to susans
>>7710319
Kissing is the best tho. And kissing a girl while sucking a cock is the best experience in the world.
Um not that I've done it before.
Um, viagra for penetrating...what say you, yes or no?
>>7710424
BTFO
>>7710396
O-One day!
>>7710364
what did you say about me ;-;
>>7710424
lol
>>7710428
>Maybe I should change my trips and stuff.
People do that
> Or I could just start posting with my real name. But is that even adviseable?
I wouldn't but people do it.
>I could be putting time into voice training and getting good at makeup.
Yeah true
> But shitposting is a big part of my life....
You can do both just time management
>>7710432
i do have some moobage from when i was on Risperdal but mostly i use these for girl mode. with some dresses and clothes i can even get away with no breasts.
>tfw no-one to go nandos with
i need a gun an thigh highs to complete my collection
reading books is cool
What to do about nightmares and waking up with emptiness and dread?
>>7710424
I think pretty cis women should kill themselves too however I didnt mean all of the above. If you dont pass but have a small skeleton you need to go too thank you
>>7710448
You're own fault
>>7710465
let me tuck you and and keep the scary things away
>>7710458
yeah
>>7710458
indeed!
Lollll, some guy just messaged me this after screencapping and replaying a topless pic I sent him
>>7710465
Listen to soothing happy music as you fall asleep and be thinking "happy" nice thoughts while trying to go to sleep
Or learn how to lucid dream
mercutie
>>7710465
Find someone you trust and let them take care of you.
can we get a training guide for how to being good sluts for boys?
any suggestions?
>>7710490
cool
>>7710497
just b urself
>>7710497
agp post desu
>>7710497
no, this shit needs to come from inside
>>7710472
I'm sure that if you killed everyone prettier that you, the world would be very empty
I hate you. Stop being pretty. Stop having social skills
>>7710390
Uhmmmm
Y..eah
She totally didn't hold me down and make me orgasam with just my nipples and a little bit of thrusting
N..ope
>>7710396
>>7710428
>good girl
I think sass might be on to something, I mean you're a god girl, so kissing me and sharing his cum while we suck his cock probably isn't something you'd want to think about
>>7710507
he needs to come inside~
>>7710509
Wow nice, come up with that yourself?
>tfw sister refers to me by my girlname
Im getting a lil emotional
>>7710510
Learn social skills and care for your body instead of blaming others for being better than you. Fucking hons.
>>7710516
>agp
my gender and sexuality are seperate my dude.
I need guidence on being sexual with men.
i've been mostly asexual for so long i don;t know what guys want.
>>7710519
No, the original quote was about killing everyone with smaller breasts than you.
>>7710521
Haha yeah lemee just lotion away my 36 inch underbust, let me just change my personality thats gone nowhere after years of heavy effort, literally reading books on body language and still getting nowhere
>>7710524
/MTFG/, I'm packing for 2 weeks. What all should I bring? I got all my clothes packed already.
-razors
-hrt
-makeup
what am I forgetting?
>>7710510
>Stop having social skills
No.
>>7710465
<3
>>7710513
>so kissing me and sharing his cum while we suck his cock probably isn't something you'd want to think about
yes, definitely something I will NEVER think about or fantasize about. Nope, it's no where on my radar. Definitely not crossing my mind.
>>7710507
>>7710530
>literally reading books on body language and still getting nowhere
just be yourself, love.
that's the secret to life.
just be yourself.
>>7710529
That wouldnt do at all anon, barely any girls would die and youd be left only with guys who have gyno. Lets just stick to having pretty passing girls with personality off themselves shall we?
>>7710530
>36 inch underbust
That's cis tier if you're slightly overweight (~150ish lbs)
You can learn body language by mimicking people you spend time with. Should be natural.
And if your personality is still shit, maybe read some books on taoism and change you perspective on life.
>>7710520
I'm sooo happy for you! You're so brave and your family is awesome!
>>7710532
a toothbrush and alcohol
>>7710541
Yeah, beeing myself is surely the golden ticket, let me try that. maybe i wont bequiet and gets socially rejected this time
>>7710544
Er, sorry - larger breasts, not smaller.
>>7710520
<3
yayyyyy
big hug to you
I'm happy for you.
hi
>>7710532
>what am I forgetting?
me
>>7710562
Omgggg my love I'm sorry!
TFW no tiny pocket sized Phie to fit in my suitcase.
why live?????
>>7710547
Ive already extensively read on tao, zen, and mindfulness and they are the only reason im still alive to haunt this thread
My body isnt cis tier
>should be natural
Kys
>>7710561
I get a lot of my pics from a Twitter account: @AceWallpaperBot
It just posts pretty anime wallpapers
i hate talking to my mom about transition stuff
>>7710568
Maybe you're just autistic and about as good as other autistic girls at body language.
>>7710567
o-one day...
when I am older I want to become a professional headpat receiver
>>7710527
I think they want to put their pee pee in your bum bum
>>7710572
same, its super awkward
>>7710582
it just makes me doubt so much
>>7710576
Ive improved a lot but its all sociopath tier fakeness. Everyone who is pretty or normal should die
>>7710572
>talking to your mother
Why would anyone anywhere ever do this?
>>7710583
what do you mean
>>7710586
talking to other people about it makes me wonder if i really wanna go through all of this
i forget how emotionally detatched i can get around people
>>7710585
mercury
>>7710580
Awww, that pic is so cute. My dear, I'm sure that if you set your mind to it, you will quickly become a professional headpat receiver. You may pioneer and entire new industry.
Move the black market headpat industry to the white market.
I hate being ugly
>>7710585
my mom worries about me so I talk with her sometimes and sometimes I feel like talking with her too
>>7710584
I mean, I wanted to die earlier because I thought I hurt someone. Now it's kinda fading because some guy is telling me he wants to fuck my brains out. It's a nice feeling~ I'm sorry you can't feel it too.
>>7710585
I love my mummy.
>>7710602
>>7710570
>Enjoy the experience bwith Zhe ^~°.
hehe, we'll see..................
>>7709783
Are you on hrt?
If you are, it isn't working
>>7710604
oh gosh that's cute
>>7710601
What feeling? Being sexually desired? What the fuck kind of angle of attack is that? This is why I want you cunts (pretty girls) to die, you are fucking sickening, awful humans
>>7710598
why is he yelling :(
>>7710609
ya, 3 months
i think it's kind of early to say that senpai
sometimes it's rly hard not to be the root of all evil
>>7710614
Well you obviously look like a guy still.
Take that stupid peircing out.
>>7710619
obviously and no you're stupid i like it
>>7710619
rude
>>7710617
Your evilness is tame
>>7710618
i wonder who's behind this post
tfw no qt rinrin to snugg and discuss theory with
i know my mom is gonna have a hard time accepting this
i wanna hide
>>7710626
a man by the looks of it
>>7710627
hugg laur
>>7710611
Sorry, im not trying to attack you, I'm just tired of being told to die and sharing my side of things.
Besides, I never claimed to be a good person.
Also, random thought - a friend told me last week that I need to start treating my mental health like a form of hygiene. I need to find some way to cleanse my mind every morning so I stop feeling so shitty about my life all the time. This is obviously to a tee, but it just means that you shouldn't make yourself miserable every single day intentionally.
You might push fewer people away if you live like that.
Ugh I keep eating too many snacks inbetween meals when I'm at home ;-;
Okay, I'm getting confused.
I have micronized estradiol valerate on hand, micronized progynova.
https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/5etvdu/can_micronized_progynova_be_taken_sublingually/
If ester forms of estrogen have to get a first-pass metabolism through the liver first in order for the valeric acid to drop off and it to become active, why the fuck is estradiol valerate even in micronized form where it *can* be taken sublingually?
>>7710640
iktf sempai. Ive started buying pickles and apples so at least it's no extremely unhealthy
>>7710642
Medication is not exclusively micronized for sublingual administration. Micronization promotes absorbtion through the digestive tract as well.
>>7710636
Stop. You're supposed to attack me. I hate you. Any girl who is small and desirable should die. Stop trying to be nice.
>parents are more supportive of me than I am supportive of me
what does my psychology mean by this
>>7710642
I wish I could help you anon
my only suggestion would be to buy estrofem next time, or switch to patches/injection
>tfw you have to stop drugs for a while because you had a seizure
reeeeeeee
>>7710644
pickles are like no calories and they're supposed to have positive benefits on serotonin!
I love pickles
>>7710650
we are often out own worst critics :] it takes a little while to adjust to being a girl
should I stick stuff up my butt and look at pictures of penises again
>>7710632
Easy solution
Kill your mom
>>7710572
I would love to be able to do this and not turn into her using her psych powers to see if I'm really trans or not.
>>7710667
pickles are trutrans
>>7710644
i miss pickled foods
i used to buy loads of stuff like pickles, pickled onions, pickled herring, pickled eggs, etc. but all the acid was hell on my throat/stomach and now i'm not allowed to eat them anymore
>>7710663
once I bought a bag of milk-chocolate covered potato chips and ate the entire thing by myself in one night
it was so amazing but I was also really angry at myself
>>7710647
This is interesting to know. So I should definitely just swallow these little things then. Got it.
>>7710662
I was on patches, but they max out at 0.1mg which is equivalent to like 2mg oral. I really don't want to wear two patches at once. That'll get really fucking expensive too.
So I fucked up and estrofem is considered better?
>>7710673
i just finished a jar
image filename related
>>7710668
That's because we're usually honest with ourselves while others hug box
>>7710650
are you ugly?
>>7710675
im laughing my ass off
merica
>>7710683
America sucks but so does the U.K.
>>7710675
omg i want
>>7710648
I hate hurting people. I hate it so much. I especially hate hurting people I can relate with, because it feels like I'm hurting myself.
If you truly hate me, I'll leave you alone forever, because I don't want you to suffer any more than you already have.
>>7710674
just eat less calories the next day
>considering camwhoring for tools on my wish list
>Would have to conceal it from s.o.
Fuck.
Why am I so pathetic
>>7710677
>So I fucked up and estrofem is considered better?
it depends who you talk to it seems
I'm really not very knowledgeable on this, but I've pretty much universally heard that estrofem works (and works most effectively) when used sublingually
I really don't know about the pills you have at all though
yeah patches are really expensive, otherwise I probably would have used them. injections actually seem to be the least expensive and most effective form of estrogen, you may want to consider going that route
its a bit more convenient to only have to use once a week instead of 2x a day...and I thought sublingual was a bit of a pain honestly, its like you basically can't open your mouth for 10-15 minutes
>>7710693
british people have feelings too, y'know
>>7710693
Oh no wait it was crisps, even more ridiculous
>hear getting a job is tough as nails
>write an e-mail application with only my CV and university grades
>get interview invitation the next day
Am I going to get rejected or was I wrong in thinking this would be hard?
>>7710698
What do you expect from a country full of fatties?
Doesn't the uk have a high obesity rate as well?
>>7709771
!!! NEW OPINION POLL !!!
What's your opinion of me.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12284737
>>7710706
Anna would really appreciate this image
>>7710706
I lived there and wasn't a big fan.
Rather live in Japan with my aunt but my bf wouldn't like it
>>7710712
Cis hon
>>7710712
Are those ass pads?
>>7710718
she thinks i'm gonna cut my balls off
>>7710712
2many options
will not vote
>>7710705
I appreciate the conversation at least. Back onto the patches for now I suppose.
>>7710723
lol thats a bit funny...
>>7710520
It's an amazing feeling
>>7710700
I don't hate you at all, you're making me feel warmth. I'm just a huge idiot.
>>7710706
Where is this show set? I thought it was Croydon but then I saw the Crouch End clock tower in the opening credits a few times. Because like I wanna say it's set in my area but I'm not sure.
>>7710718
I lost track of the amount of times I hear a ridiculous news story, I think "USA" and I'm always correct.
>>7710721
Why did this make me laugh?
>>7710723
It's not without cause for concern, self-orchis are surprisingly common in the trans community. We even have people talking about self-FFS like Basic.
>>7710734
>please vote
no I can't read through that many options
you don't look like a tranny to me, I'll say that
dang
she is killin' that head scarf.
>>7710731
she's supportive tho
i guess i don't have to worry about stuff like hormones now
>>7710738
>Where is this show set? I thought it was Croydon but then I saw the Crouch End clock tower in the opening credits a few times. Because like I wanna say it's set in my area but I'm not sure.
not sure, but i thought it was croydon too
the area has a very croydony vibe to it
>>7710738
>self-orchis
saw a gril posting here claiming to have done her own
said she drank some wine and took some prescription pain killers
she put up pictures of her (former) balls in a jar, floating in like some kind of embalming fluid...
>>7710743
thats super awesome!!
I bet thats such a relief not having to worry about what she'll think and having to feel like you need to hide stuff from her
congrats!!
>>7710750
Why are they screaming?
>>7710736
>I'm just a huge idiot.
Yes, you absolutely are. Now treat yourself with some respect, ok? You deserve better than what you're doing to yourself.
>>7710755
they can't wake up
>>7710729
have you considered injections?
the needle isn't as bad as you might think, I had a HUGE fear of needles until I started
after just the first one, you realize its really not so bad
>>7710742
>watching the tongue jerks
>>7710755
they have dysphoria
>>7710742
>the young turks
>>7710765
what's it feel like?
im gonna start injections when i move out
>>7710748
>the area has a very croydony vibe to it
It sure does. However I'm certain they filmed a scene at at a church in Harringay which isn't far from me. I was getting all excited hoping to see the cast around lol.
>>7710749
>Claiming
That's nothing I saw a picture of it happeing once forgot which board, probably /b/
>>7710756
I can't guarantee it. Unless you add me and talk to me sometimes, then totally, I'll become a zen tranny
should i get a helix piercing when i get my nose done
i'm honestly really tempted
>>7710784
Yes btu a cute one, not just a plain single ring
>>7710775
like you definitely feel it, but its more like pressure than pain
once you get over the fear its like really nothing
my first injection took over 30 minutes because I couldn't stop freaking out, my hands were so sweaty I thought I had spilled the liquid estrogen on them
I watched a bunch of videos of transgirls doing it to psych myself up and show myself there was no logical reason to be scared
>>7710719
why does your aunt live in japan
does she have permanent residency
>>7710780
If you are who I think you are, you removed me from Skype this morning. I can re-add you if you wanna confirm this.
>>7710784
>>7710778
>That's nothing I saw a picture of it happeing
I probably couldn't look at that picture, let alone do it to myself...
...I mean wow just the thought of doing that yourself is...wow
takes some big balls to have that kind of courage IMO
i wanna make a little present box for valentines day for my bf what should i put in it?
>>7710767
>>7710772
It was an interesting video
jimmy dore is good
fuck cenk though
>>7710802
No I'm not them.
>>7710788
that's probably for the best, seeing as he named his first-born son "prometheus"
>>7710784
One at a time.
>>7710799
i heard that the nurses at the clinic i plan on going to show you how to do the injections so im hopeful I won't be too shitty at it
how much do they usually run you? like with the needles and everything else you need?
>>7710810
Hm. Nvm then.
I can still add you if you want.
>>7710812
ok, thanks, i'll do that
>>7710813
2 what?
>>7710820
Send urs if thats ok?
[email protected]
>>7710819
chairman dore did nothing wrong
i prefer 3, 7, and 8 personally
good morning
>>7710824
2 piercings at the same time
nose and helix
OHAYO /mtfg/-chan!
>>7710831
oh, no
I have two piercings as well and I got them at the same time
>>7710818
well I'm all self-med
the syringes were $7 for 100 of them
I paid like $22 total for cotton balls, band aids, syringes, and a container for the used needles along with shipping
then the estrogen cost ~$4 per ampule (which contains one "dose" for me, 10 mg)
and I inject once a week
so all in all really not much money, very worth it IMO
>>7710830
SMILE! :D
>>7710828
i'd also go for 6 8 and 2 desu
>>7710834
how long do you think i should wait in between
few weeks?
>>7710828
3, 1, 8
>Edie giving u straight thoughts.
Why tho?
gonna watch 50 Shades of Grey with DC
>>7710849
dc?
>>7710842
in between piercings? you can get them at the same time it really doesn't matter
>>7710803
This looks bad, almost s bad as cauliflower ears
>>7710850
my boyfriend ^-^
>>7710851
are you on hrt yet
>>7710828
3,7,8,and 6 if he weren't black are good
3 and 7 are better than the other two though
>>7710828
I like 3, 6, 7
the other muscular guys are ok too but they are shredded/dehydrated and obviously on a competition. reee
>>7710854
u should kiss him uwu
>>7710828
ok this is nice but can we get a pick of dick sises too? i'd love to play a build your own boyfriend game. make it happen.
>>7710854
snickerdoodle doesn't have a boyfriend in the MTFG canon though
i hope you realise that DC is just a spin-off character
>>7710828
I will accept nothing less than 11
12 is ideal
>>7710861
GET THEM ON THE SAME DAY IT DOESN'T MATTER REEEEEEEEEEE
>tfw u remember tounge piercings were a thing once.
Lmao they're almost as cringey as lip piercings.
>>7710868
I get my own show?
>>7710828
2, 7, 9
Anyone have any typically male interests they picked up while they were living as a guy, but still keep?
for me, it's my music tastes. i've always been into black metal / atmospheric black metal/ blackgaze / pagan metal
and it seems like everyone else into it is some hairy ultra masc / angsty dude. never met a girl, cis or trans, who liked it, let alone loves it.
i know it shouldn't effect me but it makes me question myself sometimes : /
>>7710871
ok
cool
hugg
>>7710828
2, 4, 5, 7
>>7710875
why are you liquid now
>>7710830
ahhhhhhh!! :DD
I'm a transbian and I'm proud!
>>7710833
UwUooOoOOOooooOoo
>>7710837
did you start with pills first? see any difference?
>>7710885
bet you are still a bottom tho.
>>7710884
all better now
>>7710888
right?
I am invisbible because of being a ghost
ohayo anon
>>7710883
I dunno it sounded cool. But it's not. I guess.
>>7710893
i did one of my drawings? you saw right!?!?
are you proud of me ^^
>>7710892
always was and always will be
>>7710878
metal is cool
theres girls who listen to metal
>>7710885
me2
>>7710903
does that make you a chaser?
>>7710902
it was cool! Eva proud!
>>7710907
OH
I just have a double piercing B)
>>7710889
I was only on pills for less than 3 months, but it definitely seems to have made a difference
like my nipples never itched from the pills like they do sometimes now (they hurt but never itched)
and now they're a different color and look much more like boob-nipples
some of that could just be hrt taking time to really get going though
the main reason I switched was I found sublingual annoying to do 2x a day, along with it being cheaper than pills and other trannies switching and saying its better
>>7710825
Email sent.
Unless you meant that was your Skype.
>>7710682
hard for me to say to be honest
tfw living meme
>>7710875
I know a girl with a tongue piercing she is really pretty and she came in second at the national trade competition thing for chefs
>>7710903
Bad feels desu