/gaygen/ gay general

who else stinks up the bathroom after eating fast food?

how sad is it that i'd much rather spend time with my straight friend, who i'm in love with, than with the incredibly cute guy who is in love with me

i don't even care if he doesn't kiss or touch me, just being around him makes me so happy

i'm doomed i think

>>7689065
Unrequited love is just as good, if not better. Nobody writes shit about happy relationships.

>>7689032
everyone on earth?

>>7689077
ill keep that in mind anon

>>7689113
at least, everyone who both eats fast food and has a bathroom

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>tfw daddy didn't pull out and now you're beargnant

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>>7689165
>been trying for years and still no bearbies

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>being gay
>attracted to anything nazi
I'd rather sparkle than combust, thanks.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPyPNr7FAeX/?hl=en
D A D D Y

>>7689191
you're boywomb is barren

>he's not gay he's just a foreigner
H O N E S T L Y

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>>7689315
>you're

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>>7689217
>he doesn't know that gays started the nazi

>"Yeah let's hang out tonight!"
>So do you want to hang out now that it's night?
>no reply

How do I screw this up every time?

How old were you when you came out?

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A friend of a friend is gonna be on ru pauls drag race.

But he's the last popular one lol

>>7689441
I think it's better to suggest an activity rather than just asking if they wanna hang out. For me the activity is going to a bar like 95% of the time but other things probably work too.

>>7689441
One thing that has fixed this for me about 2/3 of the time is suggesting something to do. "Yo, you wanna check out that new movie/bar/fast food place?" "Hey, there's a free show at 7pm that I was thinking of going to. Wanna go?" "Let's go grab a beer after work. <Name of bar> at 6pm?"

>>7689621
this season?
he's gonna have stiff competition for least popular b/c half these queens seem really boring and uninspired

>>7690199
>>7690129
I used "hang out" as filler. I always say something like get coffee/drinks/etc. Same result.

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>its a me drinking more than half of a fitfh of vodka and not feeling drunk but still being angry towards loved ones episode
Maybe I should stop drinking for a while.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

LOL

>>7689114
https://carseatheadrest.bandcamp.com/track/sober-to-death

hitler is such a bae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1vZ8LnZWCw

>>7689441
Naw, my dude, turns out people are just flakey asshats.

>every doctor comments on how hypermobile I am
>back literally breaks for half a year whenever I try sucking my own microdick
It's not fair. Why did God make me naturally hypermobile if not to blow myself off?

>this is my profile
>the only responses I get are random hookup offers.

I just want geeky boyfriend to play video games, watch anime or play yugioh or mtg with. Shit is insufferable.

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>>7691498
Forget pic

>find qt
>he looks pretty young
>later realize I'm 23 and he's 28
It's still fine right?

>>7691499
Take initiative yourself then and make it obvious you're not looking for sex without saying it explicitly? That profile looks way better than mine and I don't have that problem

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>how tall are you then?

>>7691499
>Black

>>7691519
That doesn't sound like a problemo.

>>7689217
Dear, we literally invented the hot uniform fetish.

>tfw going to meet up with the first best guy today since I haven't met anyone since I catched an std
I'm such a slut

who else /misoginy/ here

sometimes i dont even feel like pretending i acknowledge women as ""humans"", 99% of them are retarded and just rely on their vagina and breederlust to seem interesting

>>7691910
Oh I have the same thing with straight men.

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>>7691498
>>7691499
>tfw no qt yugioh bf
there always used to be a group of black guys at the yugioh tournaments and shop I used to go to
they never looked 'nerdy' either, they were always in like baseball caps and hoodies

>>7691595
>>7691910
>2017
>not acknowledging religion as the problem in society

New: >>>/tv/79060807.

>guy I travel for an hour for doesn't offer food
Wtf

>>7691978
probably one of those who think humans can survive on jizz alone.

>>7691910
But that's fact not misogyny

Today I took a huge dump and my asshole was really loose.
I got horny and so I took a banana and put a condom and lube on and put it in my ass
and I liked it
Does that mean I'm gay? When doing it I thought that a dick wouldn't be bad either
But I'm not attracted to men, I could never kiss one or have a bf. but I would fuck or let one fuck me
what does this mean? am I bi?

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>>7691999
I mean he tells me he doesn't want to eat out because "he's having tacos". So I go "well if you want to I can eat before coming along" and he goes "sure"

>>7692002
>what does this mean? am I bi?
You are a whore.
A buttslut.

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>>7692005
>A Buttslut

>>7692002
Fun fact: most straight men don't realise you sort of get the same stimuli as with a dick from when the poop leaves your bum (anus extending) and when you pee on a full bladder (flow of pee pushing against the prostate).

>>7692011
I've only had sex with women but want to get fucked once just to try it since I liked the banana
but I heard a story of a guy who got fucked and apparently the other guy had a big dick
and it was ramming against his prostate and suddenly blood started shooting out of his dick like a faucet
does this happen often?

>>7692016
Yes, but it's not dangerous.

need help lads

me and bf have never had any sexual partners

what is the chances of getting HIV from unprotected anal sex

>>7692100
you're both virgins? Basically 0 unless you got it from a blood transfusion or shooting dope or something.

>>7692100
>what is the chances of getting HIV from unprotected anal sex
There's literally only a chance of infection if one of you has it.

>>7692116
>>7692118
thank fuck
we didnt get much good education of it in my country thank you guys

>>7692122
>we didnt get much good education of it in my country
Russia?
Because every 1st world country should have its education somewhat up to date by now.

>>7689459
Around 16/17. Can't remember the details of it.

>>7691519
>>7691643
OMG EWW I'm in his bathroom right now. He looks like 40 and I promised to sleep over. I'm literally shaking right now. Lucky I brought lots of alcohol

>>7692288
Doubt it.

>>7692288
Get out of there if you aren't comfortable. Fuck what you promised.

>>7692301
Yes he has a really boney face and a large jaw. Prime uggo.
>>7692331
I dno I might if the alcohol doesnt work

>>7692338
>jaw
mean chin

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>speaking with guy
>after a happy day talking he never appears again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2uZyTm_w0M

I'm not gay anymore but you fags continue to disgust me.

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>>7691951
I'll play Yugioh with you bb

>>7692531
Shouldn't be talking to ghosts then really.

>>7692617
if you think I'm going to read any of that wall of text on a Friday, i apologize for leading you astray

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Join our glorious discord Trap City! :)
Here the motto is cute boys!

https://discord.gg/xsr7vqd

We usually hangout and chill, voice, play vidya or just shitpost

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what do you think of my body /gaygen/? Can I pull a qt bf with that?

>>7692681
Looks like your body is melting.

>>7692565
I'd do very naughty things for those pot of desires. Location?

>>7692681
It looks nice to me. Maybe work on chest abit.

H-help

Seriously provide me an excuse to flee this situation, anything.

>>7692818
>>7692836
?

>>7692847
See >>7692288
Can i just tell him I'm not interested? But It was me who suggested the sleepover

>>7692853
Tell him you don't feel good. Stomach issues, something that leaves sex out of the question. Say you're sorry but it's not like you planned to feel ill.

>>7692853
>being a fucking bitch
just bend over and take it like a champ

>>7692853
"Oh no my country is under attack. I must go now, my people need me."
Then backflip through the window and godspeed away from there.

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You guys ready for the Super Bowl?
I'm nervous as fuck

>>7692888
Can't count the number of times I've had that one used on me.

>>7692905
haha loser

>>7692905
Clownshoes you become more australian each time you post godamnit

>>7692927
No worries.

>>7692905
>has brave heroes dating him
>complains when their destiny calls
This is why romance in video games sucks.

I had a one night stand four days ago. I topped, and he convinced me not to use a comdom.

I havent felt different or had anything bad yet, but it takes a few weeks right?

Going over every inch of my dick every day trying to find spots or anything but dont see anything

>>7692565
I was thinking of collecting the greed stuff but the prices for some of them though

>>7692681
look bretty gud

>>7692904
>sports

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>>7692990
Wisconsin
I also have Terrortops. Come through

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Someone called me handsome today

>>7693132
Someone said they liked my shirt seven years ago. Beat that.

I don't have that shirt anymore.

>>7693132
your mom doesn't count

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>>7693151
I'm sure you are very handsome too

>>7693151
Didn't ask for your life story

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>>7693178
Your mom is a count

>>7693132
I've been called an ikemen before.

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>>7693190
What is an ikemen

Okay so I felt like I had to give uggo something so I mouthfucked him before I ran off. Bitch wasn't only ugly af but he couldn't properly blow me without using his teeth

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>>7693207
meanie

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Muscle power bottoms > other bottoms > fem twink bottoms

Discuss.

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>>7693064
I am in exile on brexit island

>>7693188
>a count?

>>7693217
all bottoms need lovin'

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>>7693217
tops > bottoms

>>7693202
It's weeaboo for handsome.

My friend's mom said I look like an engineer. It was supposed to be a compliment.

>>7693183
Nope. I had a nice shirt seven years ago though.

>>7693238
It was probably the grease-smeared overalls that did it.

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>>7693244
>Nope
prove it

>he asks me to come back after I leave
OK. Remind me to my gut instinct about weirdos in the future

Laptop shut down and now 3% phone battery. Gonna be sat in bed alone with anxiety until i fall asleep.

>>7693281
goodnight
"pees on you" :3

>>7693268
We hold these truths to be self-evident.

>>7693280
you have to go back

Where do you buy a douche?
Do you need it to bottom, is a soapy finger up your butt enough?
and what do you look for in one?

>>7693132
>a few classmates (girls) told me that I'm the hottest guy in school after my crush and his best friend

They were joking,or at least I think so.

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>>7693225
Oh too bad. I wanted to show you why they call me the poz joker

>>7693211
I mean I paniced as I met him he was pretty revolting desu
>>7693326
Yeah I'm on my way home right now

>>7693407
strange name for a shop
my usual ones just called game hq

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>>7693217
Below average bottoms are my favorites.

So I blocked him. Feels good.

>tfw bf
wish u single qts could feel this feel

>>7693620
Erase this NOW

Why can't guys kiss for shit holy shit

>>7693651
why kiss when you can suck dick?

>>7693654
Because a good kiss is a nice change. Most guys just soak my lips and try to force their tongue into my mouth. Disgusting.

>>7693620
>tfw transcendent soul that has simply progressed past basic human desires
wish u normies could feel this

>>7693651
>kiss one troglodyte
>omg how come all guys cant kiss
bravo
uve annoyed this otherworldly fag

>>7693654
Just do both at the same time. Much more efficient.

Small dicks are disgusting

>>7693663
>transcendent soul that has simply progressed past basic human desires
and some how you still post in gaygen

>>7691268
Am flakey asshat, can confirm

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>>7693661
I don't really know how to kiss I guess
>will probably never find out either

>>7693687
posting on gaygen isn't a basic human desire
it's an elevated art form
get checked b4 u get wrecked again

>>7693694
ok kid

>>7691498
are you cute
where do you live

>>7691498
>>7691499
>I also like creepypasta
this is one of those things u keep to urself

>>7693651
why even kiss when you can have some nice spaghetti bolognese instead?

>>7693717
I could get in on that kind of spicy action right there.

>>7693717
This guy gets it

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>>7693717
okay but consider this
kissing your spaghetti bolognese

>>7693736
Didn't ask for your life opinion

>>7693736
>>7693764
glad you agree

no sparing the parmesan either
>>7693768
gtfo you freak

spaghetti is not for sexual

>>7693786
>spaghetti is not for sexual
i beg to differ
you haven't reached euphoria until you've slurped some carbonara from my gaping hole

>>7693786
Definitely.

Parmesan smells like sick though, literally in a literal sense.

>>7693797
>I beg
yeah I like bitches who beg
>>7693805
best cheese is camembert

>>7693217
thicc bottoms > others > muscle > fleshlight > fem

>>7693948
this is the objective fact

>>7693886
How can that be the best cheese when I don't eat it? I mean, I'm the best person so only the cheeses I eat could possibly be the best. And I only have cheddar because I enjoy bland things a great deal. Therefore, cheddar must be the best cheese. QED.

>>7693957
But Eutyphro, do you like cheddar because it is bland, or because in that state in which you love it?

>>7693979
You wot m8? This geezer's talking like anyone knows what he's on about. What a muppet.

>>7693957
camembert wih lingonberry jam is GOAT

Good cheddar isn't bland, only the cheap stuff is

sounds like you're just a pleb about cheese

>>7693886
i dont beg i get drop dead gorgeous

>>7693948
actually it goes
thicc vers >>>>> everyone else
o b j e c t i v e l y a thicc dicku + thicc bumu = god's best work

>>7693957
Didn't ask for your life diet.

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>>7694181
>I beg
something like fifteen posts later
>I-I don't beg ;_;

don't make me laugh, you're dying to get cock

>>7694217
Didn't ask for your life's projection.

>>7694256
>muh projection
it's ok to admit you like cock

you're among friends

>>7694276
Didn't ask for your homosexuality fetishes.

>>7694298
Didn't ask for your stale memes.

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>>7693217
>>7693948

>Gaygen shitting on fems

What else is new? You people are such haters.

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don't forget to give and/or get your daily load gaygen

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>>7694337
>"i like women but i still wanna be a special snowflake victim so i like fembois"

>>7694359
Didn't ask for your greentext

>>7693349
Pharmacy.
No, you can not eat for a few hours and induce a caffeine shit and if your diet isn't trash you'll be good
Don't soap your asshole, the poop hangs out behind a shit-airlock so you just need to have enough fibre and water in you to not be disgusting. Finger is for testing the waters (they make single finger latex condom things just for your asshole).

Douching isn't that good for you but avoid cheap plasticky ones.

>tfw getting stood up

>>7694594
Pfft, yeah, like you wouldn't do him.

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>>7694594
>he doesn't like the donald

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>>7693700
I have had girlfriends in the pass so I would like to think I'm passable. I live in jacksonville,florida.

>>7693708
Fair enough, I'll remove it.

I happened to find a profile similar to mine except the guy is white. Hopefully he has no racial hangups.

>>7694653
that profile is catastrophic

>>7694653
lol nigger

I hope you get the guy and live happily ever after

>>7694575
can't get stood up if you never go on dates in the first place

>>7694653
Didn't ask for your gay profile

>>7694693
But it's right up my alley.
>>7694747
Not mine
>>7694704
Thanks bro. Hopefully he likes calling me nigger during sex. That shit makes my dick harder.

>>7694811
niggers are all the same
>pls call me nigger
>but not in front of my nigger friends

>>7694839
I doesn't bother me at all. I let my non black friends say all the time. The only blacks that feel insecure about are the ones in the urban sectors who don't have shit going but complaining to the "man" about the "man".

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>>7694629
>>7694631

>>7694709
can't go on dates if you have no self-esteem and don't look because you know nobody wants your ugly aspie neet arse

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>>7694870
>I let my non black friends say
You "let" them huh? You evil fascist black supremacist.

>>7694906
You know what I mean. I also find it bullshit that every other race besides whites can say they are proud to be their ethnicity.

>>7694870
uncle tom

>>7695094
really makes u think

>>7694870
u were ok until you generalized
try again

>>7695360
Sometimes generalizations have to be made. Trust me I'm a fair person when it comes to this.

>>7695460
generalizations never have to be made
i dont trust you because you're a black person lmao

How do I have more flamboyant mannerisms?

>>7695525
Dont try to force yourself to act more gay, you raging sperglord.

>>7695534
Why not?

>>7695525
easy, get into dancing
like actual dancing and not this rigid shit the inbred straight white men do

it'll seep into the rest of your life as most flamboyance stems from a more flexible core

>>7695525
Practice being flamboyant when you're alone.
Cooking dinner? Yeths you are you saucy little bitch.
Playing video games? No girl, you're slaying. As a female character of possible.

>>7695556
I am not good at dancing, but I guess I can try.
>>7695582
I said mannerisms, not speech.

>>7695548
Nobody likes fake people.

>>7695617
How is it being fake?

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>>7695597
you dont have to be good at dancing, at all
in fact it's best you're awful at it
just play some music and move your entire body, especially your hips
be the sluttiest dancer you can possibly imagine
keep that looseness in other aspects of your life, partners will find it sexy because duh, sex, but others will find you much more approachable too

disregard everything if you're an obese bear and just drive off a cliff

>>7695582
>As a female character of possible
B I C T H
i main mccree

>>7695617
>fake
>he says as he's repressed his being for decades now and doesn't even know the real him

>>7695625
>How is it being fake to force myself into adopting stereotypical gay mannerisms?
Figure it out.

There are "stealthy" homosexuals and naturally flamboyant flamers. Those are fine. Then there are the annoying sperglords forcing themselves to act "fabulous", you dont want to be like those people...

>>7695651
>force myself
gurl get a grip get a life and get over it
you can't tell the difference between someone who has """""forced"""""" themselves to be flamboyant and those that """""naturally"""""" are

dispute ended

>>7695664
Actually posers are really easy to spot. I'd spot you a mile away.

>>7695671
nah they aren't and you can't tell the difference you hate all flamers all the same, you just like to pretend you're tolerable of some
yet another sign of your sad & depressing repression

>>7695525
nobody likes faggots, man

Whatcha listening to, gaygen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jx60TAQvKnA

>>7695817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxJppMlvY1Q

>>7695817
what the fuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoeMHoVnjWo

>>7695817
My chemical romance. You posted the same message in >>>/lgbt/femgen.

>>7695817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS9f6_i6v3Q

>>7695817
saw you dancing on tinychat a bunch

weirdo

lol

>>7691499
Nice dubs, also charge your fucking phone. Almost forgot, its cuz youre black. You think this life is a fucking progressive tv show?

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>>7695010
Welcome aboard nigger friend!

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>>7689002
Speaking of Hitler, do you guys like my Trump hat? :3

Sieg heil! *giggles*

>>7696896
you looked way better with your beard kept you hobo

>>7695817
pokemon sun/moon ost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hx8H54VgTk

Hey /gg/
What are you up to?

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>>7696896
Stop being gay.

>>7697490
I'm window shopping used cars. My car is dead and it's going to cost more than it's worth to fix. It's hard to know if they're good or not though.

>>7697490
Drinking coffee, checking my email and gonna make breakfast soon. You?

>>7697490
Beating up giant frozen cat monsters.

How easy is it for a average looking straight dude to get some succ at a gaybar?

I haven't fucked anything in like a year and I'm getting thirsty.

>>7696896
You need to be deported, go back to the UK you filthy hobo. You're disgusting.

>>7697522
Didn't ask for your pet story

>>7697496
Got a date with a girl with a vagina 2bh

Is this man attractive?

y/n

>>7697496
Stop murdering people.

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Made some bread again. X

>>7697490
>got up at past 2pm
>immediately turned phone and pc on
>pointlessly browsing ever since
same as every day

>>7697643
jfc let that joke die already

>>7697708
that looks nice

>>7697708
looks disgusting 2bh

>>7697523
>straight
>I'm getting thirsty

>>7697700
n & n

How to deal with friends who demand you tell them every single detail about your personal life?
I just don't fucking understand this. Just because we're friends doesn't mean I have to be completely open about everything that happens to me?
My -straight- friend is such a drama queen and will literally not talk to me for days on account of me not telling him who I fucked over the weekend. He thinks I don't trust him or some shit, but really, I'd just rather keep some things to myself.

Idk I'm just so mad rn. Maybe I shouldn't have friends

>>7697708
Didn't ask for your holy bread

>>7697708
go away joel

>>7697695
>falling into Vaginal Jew's trap
Didn't you know that being gay is the most redpilled thing ever?

>>7695817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YLnkKwY6Q0

>>7697911
have you tried telling him you're not comfortable with talking about it

>>7698129
this desu

i'm currently trying to dump this guy in the nicest way possible but he keeps asking why
i told him i don't feel a connection, that i'm not interested in a relationship right now etc but he won't stop bombarding me with questions

why can't he just accept it and move on
do i really have to tell him to fuck off

>>7697911
stop being friends with someone so emotionally draining if he's going to be that much of a bitch

>>7698286
just tell him some semi-romantic shit like you fell out of love
and if he still keeps going on, go on a light rant, that if he keeps pestering you about it that you have no other option but to block his ass & report him to the gay authorities

>>7697708
>Doughy inside
You're pathetic.

>>7698397
>Doughy inside

Just like me!

>>7697708
Yep. That looks like bread.

How easy is it for a average looking gay dude to get some succ at a gaybar?

I haven't fucked anything in like a year and I'm getting thirsty.

>>7698888
Pretty easy. I'm probably uglier than you but I have pretty good success rates in the Midwest

>>7698286
just dont be nice????

>>7699253
Nice questionmarks dude. But can I get some more questionmarks though?

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>>7699517
Why are you so funny lately?

>>7699576
he's been tickling his funny bone a tad bit too much

by funny bone I mean his furry bone, he's a degenerate furry

>>7699576
I've never been funny. Perhaps you have a fever.

Can you get aids by swallowing poz cum?

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>>7699656

>>7699656
yes

>>7699656
No because an equal + and an equal -, equals a 0
basic maths

>>7699682
ok, good to know and needed a quick anwser, spitting right now

>>7699705
you're welcome

>>7699656

I think more of the risk comes from having some sort of sore or wound in the mouth, swallowing more than likely the stomach would just destroy the virus.

>>7699688
I'm not math I'm fem

>>7699755

lmao

>>7699725
so that would be alarming but I sucked with a mouth half full of sake so that would have intercepted whatever...
probably...
I'll get tested anyway but I think I'm fine.

>>7699774
And as we all know, sake consummately denatures all microbes both in your body and without. Which is why people who drink sake can never be afflicted with a disease.

>>7699868

The secret to Japanese longevity and aging, white piggu never understand

>>7699868
My point was I was gargling alcohol at the same time as jizz.
I may not be a smart man but I think if the virus had to have been in contact with alcohol it should be fine.

>>7699893

Would depend on the strength of the alcohol, the virus itself, and maybe other factors, but yeah, it probably would kill some. 100% ethanol is what we use to clean and sterilize things in lab.

>>7699893
Okay Mr. Biochemist. Guess you're immune. And if you think about it, so long as you shoot sake up your butt beforehand you should be perfectly fine to sleep with anyone you want.

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why is he so C U T E

>>7699928
hello fellow gay furry :3

>>7699928
I'm not biochemist, like I said I am not a clever man.
A clever man would probably know all this shit before he gets in a situation where he has to suck a dick.
>>7699922
So next time, probably some gin instead of sake, got it.

why is Magii afraid of furries?
seems really weird

>>7699956

Well I mean it also would depend on how well and how long it came in contact with the virus, all I'm saying is don't get too overconfident that it works. Maybe swirl some everclear in your mouth for a minute.

>>7699966
Blame clownshoes

>>7699576
what is this bitch's name

i love ha

I get really dry, itchy skin on my gooch (the bit between your balls and butthole). It's not inflamed or sore or anything, just dry and flakey. I've tried moisturising it but it hasn't seemed to help. Could it be due to shaving? Or maybe sweat? AIDS?

Wtf I hate Magii

Magii is a bad person

Magii is a horrible person

>7700000

>>700000

>>7700000

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>>7699994
>>7699997
>>7700001

Figuratively whom

>>7699984
yeah, that guy really should stop it with the furry shit

>>7700015
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/who_vs_whom

>>7698861
you sound disgusting

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>>7695817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sx4eFjl96BA

>>7700054
I also used figuratively instead of literally when I actually don't know who your irrelephant Magii is. Not sure why you didn't catch that Mr. English

>>7699992
shave with one of those aloe gel moisturizing razors, don't touch it, change your undies more often and maybe look into seeing the doc for your ass flakes

>>7700054
whom?

Hey, transgirl here
Just curious what is it about being male that you enjoy in particular?
What makes you so happy to be a guy??

>>7700376
>happy

>>7700376
I don't really think about it. If I'm happy or sad it's not like think about it being tied to being male.

Like if I get bummed I'm certainly not gonna blame my gender and assume more feminine is gonna be better

>>7700376

I like being strong and being naturally physically athletic. while its true women can train for sports, its also true they are massively disadvantaged by their biology

I like being able to both give and receive a dicking, although so far ive only ever received.

I like having stubble, it feels nice to stroke.

I like how easy it is to masturbate

Thats about it desu

>>7699949
he looks like your run of the mill twitch streamer

>>7699755
B I C T H

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>>7700376
because women are thots

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if you love you lose

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>>7700376
I love my body desu neko chan and would fuck myself repeatedly if given the option.

The only thing I would change would probably be my nose, but that's for breathing reasons due to canal blockage (welcome to the stage...).

Also generally thank god I don't get cramps and secrete satan's juices every month.

>>7700525
I stay winning then.

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going to buy a 2006 computer from a guy off craigslist tomorrow morning

hoping i dont get murdered and raped desu

wish me luck!

>>7700554
>buying a decade old POS
I hope you get your shit slapped

>>7700581
>hoping a fellow gay gets their shit slapped
oh henny

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>>7700525
>tfw when no qt bearded strayan bf

>>7700589
anyone who actually pays money for ridiculously outdated computer hardware is not my fellow

>>7700376
don't have to put as much effort into appearance I guess

>>7700525
what if I wished I looked more like that?

>>7700554
why are yo buying a 10yr old pc?

>>7700599
he's your fellow and he will always be your fellow
dassit

>>7700604
a decade old computer is not worth it's weight in shit

>>7700616
dont u dare call me a decade old computer bitch i may be dusty and i may randomly restart but bitch i am more than just my hardware

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>>7699994
>>7699997
>>7700001
>>7700015
>Figuratively whom

NEET admin of the Gaygen Discord who sits in his circlejerk channel all day and posts pictures of cute animals to compensate for his painful anxiety and lack of social skills.

>>7700646
at least xe stopped spamming these generals, well i haven't checked mathcgen

>>7700624
I get it, you're old

you suck anyway

>>7700688
not for free thats 4 sure

>>7700704
nobody is going to pay you for a fuck, fellow

>>7700728
they do tho
dont stay mad for too long it doesnt look good on u

>>7700734
>I'm a manwhore
>don't be mad tho ;)

gg i got habit burger, got high, and watched all of santa clarita diet
how was your day?

>>7700525
oh

>>7700554
why so old?

I'm so lonely
I miss having a bf
I miss having someone to talk to and do things and go places with
Sometimes I talk to myself, it's pretty pathetic
pls

>>7700932
me too
sometimes i think maybe i could get back with my ex, he approached me for it a couple months ago
but then i remember it's not worth it

Fuck you magii

>>7700932
love urself before you waste another's time with your boring ass self

>>7700937
getting back with an ex is never worth
maybe a fuck, but that's about it
id even get back with my cousin over my ex 2 b h

>>7700997
>>>/tumblr/

>>7701069
i actually come from myspace great job being so ignorant of our scene past as a collective

>>7700937
I hate to praise my ex but he set a lot of standards for a bf that can't be met by other guys t b h
he could do a million things, was masc but not a try-hard dude bro and he didn't give a shit about politics

>>7701123
>he could do a million things
one of them being dumping ur sorry ass~

I think I have thrush

My foreskin is incredibly red, swollen and moist

Disgusting af tb h

>>7701153
probably hiv 2bh

>>7701170
Tb h I thought it was an STD at first but idk

I might see a doctor on monday if it does not go away

It looks so fucking gross holy shit, I wish you could all see it. It also hurts

>>7701188
id rather not catch a glimpse
hopefully the doc prescribes something that fixes it asap friend

>>7701213
Thank you, you're kind af t bh
God bless your heart

https://discord.gg/G3QQGRv

you guys can join my discord if you wanttttt

>tfw you tip way more than needed because the waiter was cute
my thirst is ruining my life

>>7701290
>buy something worth $7
>just give them a $20 because they looked borderline homeless

>>7701149
bitch why u have to be so salty

>>7701434
mainly bc im eating pretzels

nu >>7701471

New:

>>7701485
>>7701485
>>7701485
>>7701485

>>7701488
Seems like I picked up a whole bouquet of oopsie daisies.

>>7701188

Take a pic

>>7700525
>snapchat filter
>ginger
>gay face/grindr pout
>australian