Cis Lesgen

your cock is bait.

lesgen triggers me.

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>>7684502
how do i ask out this barista who i think likes me?
I dont know her name, btw.
I just need a plan, desu. I was thinking about writing my # on a piece of paper for her?

Please advise!

What if I(cute femme trans girl) used my strap on(penis) to fuck you gently while I make you suck on my boobs? Would you like that cis lesgen?

>>7684839
Stop false-flagging

>>7684839
>trans
>girl

?

>>7684502
This is so cute

>>7684788
Why do you think she likes you? Often times proper customer service can be mistaken for a personal interest.

>>7684502
>frat boiz

Welp. I'll be gone 'til the next clg.

lesgen lesgen lesgen. be my fat ass girlfriend.

>>7684853
she is really shy-like and smiles a lot when she sees me in a way that tells me she is attracted? I understand where you're comijg from. Im just saying its a consistent feeling whenever I see her. I just want to go for it and not feel bad if the feelings arent mutual.

Types of lesbians that intimidate me:

>Frat boy alpha lesbians
>Athletic lesbians
>Fashionable lesbians
>Butch lesbians
>Feminist lesbians
>Conservative lesbians
>Intelligent lesbians
>Artistic lesbians
>CEO lesbians
>Wine-drinking lesbians
>Foreign lesbians
>Sorority lesbians
>Makeup-wearing lesbians
>Non-makeup-wearing lesbians
>Gamer lesbians
>Musical lesbians
>Conversationalist lesbians
>Silent lesbians
>Lesbians

>>7684969
then go for it and don't feel bad if the feelings aren't mutual. its not rocket science.

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>>7685035
>mfw I'm a butch, feminist, wine-drinking lesbian

>>7685035
TFW your an athletic, fashionable, conservative, intelligent, wine-drinking, foreign, makeup-wearing, gamer, lesbian lesbian

>>7685081
Are you dense? im asking how i should go about asking her out.

>>7685114
>"your"
>intelligent
You sure about that, babe?

>>7685126

Add

>spellcheck lesbians

To the list

>>7685123
just ask her out, whats wrong with you?

>>7685123
You've seen her a couple of times there now, right? Can't you say some 'OMG, do you *live* here?' bullshit; like she's always working. She will agree without fail. Gauge her engagement level. Say some shit like 'Doesn't leave a lot of time for men/dating' either directly or start the casual path with like, maybe, 'Well, what do you do when you're *not* here?' and get into that later depending on how she plays along.

Actually, definitely do that, if all her being nice really was a professional courtesy, you'll be able to tell with whether she answers a short 'customer answer' to placate you, or actually engages you.
Once the ice is broken there's no reason not to just ask if you can give her your number while being coy.

>>7685159
agh, okay. Ill fucking do it. maybe even tomorrow if shes working...

>>7685171
remember, expect that she'll say no so that you aren't hurt or disappointed when she actually does say no.

>>7685126
I'm on a phone. No bully ;_;

>>7685167
Ty this is the insight i needed. I will try to gauge her replies next time and go from there. I just have had a really hard time with this being les thing. I feel like the expectation is for me to court the girl because i am more butch or something? Idk its confusing as hell.

>>7685217
yep, this is for the best. I have struck out a few times recently and I am taking it in stride (or at least trying)

>>7684925
Sure, how much are you into butts though.

>>7685264

I'm super into butts, I have my head up my ass all the time

>>7685404
This one's hot

Are these just girls you find cute or are they gay.

why image spam

>>7685465
idk I just got here

>>7685383
>>7685404
>>7685413
>>7685423
>>7685432
>>7685459
>>7685470
Mmmmmmmm, look at these girls.

>>7685482
Those poor girls.

My past life is fucked up, but right now I'm going in a good direction. I don't think I'll ever bother with getting a girlfriend ever again.

My rational behind not getting into a relationship is that the majority of lesbians rarely abstain from drugs/alcohol/fatty foods Secondly, most have severe mental illness. Lastly, most of them seem to be into "open relationships."

>>7685493
They're hot.

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here's that asian chick people were crazy about during tiny chat days.

>>7685542
>implying we have had japanese qts here

Lesgen, have any of you faced physical violence or financial/legal discrimination because of your sexuality?

If so, what was it?

>>7685542
>asian
>>7685595
>japanese

she's peruvian

>>7685607
You weren't around so you don't know.

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Is it bad that I want my first time to be special? I don't wanna get fingerfucked in some shady gay bar bathroom. Should I pay a hooker to make it special?

>>7685611
Honey, I was here while you were still wearing bandaids and string for a bra

>>7685619
Then give us a picture, sexy.

>>7685619
Were you here when adori was a lesbian?

>>7685615
>hooker
>special
?

>>7685607
>peruvian
So Japanese? I mean, she clearly looks Japanese and that's not rare since Peru is filled with Japanese halfbloods.

>>7685615
I guess it depends on what you mean by special.

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>>7685628
It's gonna be some whore anyway, why not get a whore who will be attentive to my needs?

>pic related: remaining single women in my area.

>>7685625
Shut up, Adori. No one wants to chat about you.

>>7685639
Were you here when adori was bisexual?

>>7685644
Nice try, namefag.

>>7685632
I mean special as in she pretends she loves me.

>>7685651
Fuck off, wannabe

>>7685654
Well a hooker can pretend to love you but she probably won't actually love love you.
If you know what I mean.
You poor dear.

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>>7685644
>>7685651
>>7685661
I'm the real one. Here's my pic to prove it.

>>7685662
>she probably won't actually love love you
ofc not, but I think it's fair to expect her to put up a good show like a professional.

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>>7685672
You stole that pic off me. Here's the real one with a timestamp.

What the hell is going on?

>>7685706
Anons making fun of some chick that died who use to come here. The usual.

>>7685722
Nah, I'm not dead.

Please tell me this is just a meme and she's not back. I was so relieved when she died.

>>7685794
Why would she be back? She's a bislut and also fat and gross, no one wants her here anyway.

>>7685035
>Frat boy alpha lesbians
>Athletic lesbians
>Conservative lesbians
>Intelligent lesbians
>Wine-drinking lesbians
>Foreign lesbians
>Sorority lesbians
>Non-makeup-wearing lesbians
>Gamer lesbians
>Musical lesbians
>Conversationalist lesbians
>Lesbians
check all of those

>>7685493
>>7685482
its weird to just post random girls that aren't the poster though.
if 4chan wasn't so fucking crazy i would post a selfie

>>7685508
>try to eat healthy but eat whatever i want
>not against drugs, just dont do them; would if it was a good opportunity
>have severe crippling clinical depression
>only want monogamy
fuck
i wanted to prove you wrong but i guess i failed

>>7685615
25 year old KV here
nah i dont think its bad, i want my first time to be special and with someone I like alot
of course, I'm also a 25yo KV so do with that what you will

>>7685672
i thought you were fairskinned Adori?
huh

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Lesgen do you consider makeup to be false advertising? I hear this from straight guy forums, but they don't know how much effort women put into all this false advertisement. Do you consider makeup to be false advertising? Would you be pissed if the girl you were seeing is actually ugly without makeup?

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>>7685035
>Foreign lesbians
What does this even mean? What is considered "foreign"?

>>7685930
>false advertising
This is such shallow bs.

>>7685035
>Athletic lesbians
>Fashionable lesbians
>Butch lesbians
>Conservative lesbians
>Artistic lesbians
>Foreign lesbians
>Non-makeup-wearing lesbians
>Gamer lesbians
>Musical lesbians
>Conversationalist lesbians
>Silent lesbians
>Lesbians

r8

>>7685930
If it's not serious or long-term enough that I've never seen her without makeup, I don't think I could get pissed about it.

>>7685930
no
men are retarded, this is why i'm gay

>>7685930
It depends how much you put on. If I bother to put it on it's more to draw attention to the parts of my face I like, not to replace my face entirely. If you're wearing a mask of foundation, eyeliner, blush, shadow and lipstick because you've got a lot of stuff to hide, then yeah I think it might be false advertising. That said, guys false advertise all the time too so I don't know what they're complaining about.

>>7685890
are you me

>>7686368
maybe
i know that i post on 4chan
tell me about yourself, me

>>7685930
I consider makeup to be lame patriarchal shit.

>>7686384
Nah. I know awesome girls who love makeup. For them it's a legit hobby rather than a tool to bolster insufficient self-worth or attract women/men. I think that deserves respect.

>>7686382
i play video games a lot and procrastinate like hell
also no gf anymore because she wanted polygamy or something

>>7686398
Yeah, sure, trying to be closer to beauty standarts/look oh so so unusual by smearing stuff over their faces is just a hobby, absolutely.
That shit is just too deep in people's brains so they don't see it as something weird.
Also, makeup reminds me of males who try to pass as females.

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Who /gilmoregirls/ here?
I'm pretty sure that show made me gay

>>7686465
OK edgelord, I hope it's comfy in your pulpit of judgment.

I wonder if she laughs at me with her friends or annoyed that I stare at her all the time or yeah probably just doesn't give a fuck.

>>7686405
i play cellphone games
i've never had a real gf though
i guess you aren't me afteralll
damn

>>7686523
>Mobile games
I have told you this before, girl, that is why you are a virgin.

>>7686602
I'm a virgin too and I don't play mobile games
Checkmate

>>7685615
It won't ever really be special if it's a service you pay for. I mean, anyone could get that. What's the "special" part in that?

>>7685970
well thats already given
non americans ofc

Any other fat dykes trying to stop being fat?

>>7686745
here. im trying and even if i did get fit i doubt ill ever have a gf cause next id have to eliminate my super autismo that prevents me from attracting mates. at my current khv state i might as well just be asexual.

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>>7685903
Sorry THIS is the real me.

>>7686745
I'm actually trying to gain a bit of weight since my grandma said I reminded her of herself when she was younger - and she was liberated from Dachau.

>>7686483
Me. Loved all of that book reading, cinema watching and music and nonsense talking. Although it may be read as ridiculous, I genuinely liked Paris.

>>7686883
>I'm actually trying to gain a bit of weight

Don't. Stay skinny. No girl wants a fat girl.

>>7686884
I adored Rory and wanted to be like Rory when I was little, but when I came into my teens I just wanted to get dominated by Paris.

>>7686893
I don't want to get fat, I just don't want to look like I'm underweight.

>>7686895
The more underweight you look, the better.

My ex who has completely cut contact and is ignoring me now is going to get some shitty new tattoo in two days. After insisting during our entire two years together that she never wanted any more. Then two weeks after we stop talking much, she's already set up with an appointment to get another. Can't wait till I look up her Facebook a few months from now and she looks like a fatter, inkier version of Kat Von D.

As time passes, I've come to realize more and more that I kind of hate her.

>>7686904
Blog this.

>>7686909
Blogged it right here, just for you qt.

Huh. Looks like this place hasn't changed much.

>>7686613
You must play some shitty games them.

>>7686893
Everyone love thick ladies.

>>7686971
Yeah probably.

>>7686897
Thank you, hungry skeleton

>>7684502
This is turning me on so badly I need a gf like this.

>>7686976
Tell us, anon. What shitty games are you playing?

>>7686985
A gf with a phone?

>>7686985
>>7686996
>tfw phone died and too poor to buy another in a while

yet another reason why I don't have a gf

>>7686995
I've played the For Honor beta a lot over the weekend, apart from that still RO2 regularly, Styx, and yesterday I've installed RE7 but barely played an hour because I got scared.

>>7686996
If that is the only requirement, then I can be her gf since I have a phone.

>>7687008
Shit, I have a phone AND play games, where's my gf??

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Not frat boiz but we had a p. good beer Olympics team.

>>7686996
>>7687003
Fratboy alpha lesbian with tattoos pls

>>7687046
Tattoos are disgusting tbqh

>>7687051
this

>>7685508
I've talked to plenty who don't do drugs. I'm not fat. I eat well when I want to avoid cramps. Drink when others are drinking but I don't crave the stuff or ever black out because I don't like the feeling and could live happily without it. I don't approve of any other drug use. Cigarettes disgust me. Pot is nasty and I've never done it. Any of those hard core drugs are automatically on my NOPE list.

>>7685508
>most seem to be into open relationships
Really? I've never met a lesbian into that, I always thought the lesbian cliché was "clingy until death do us part"

>>7685682
she won't be able to fake it. you'll be able to tell. there's a big difference in sex with someone you love and someone that you don't.
trust me, I've had a lot of sex

>>7685446
they are all straight, dykes just being thirsty and sad lmao get rekt #dicksupreme

>>7686030
>>7686384
you two fight, now

>>7686602
>>7686613
you are all virgins thats why you think you are lesbians, you havent had sex with guys, you are still afraid of men

>>7687136
Nobody take the bait

>>7687138
http://www.fearof.net/fear-of-men-phobia-androphobia/

mental health is serious

the fuck is a frat boy

>>7687145
a boy who is part of a frat
usually a douche

>>7687148
the fuck is a frat

>>7685930
You're not a product.
You're not advertising anything.

>>7686465
God damn, babe. I really hope you get stuck in conversation with a make up freak who's gonna be hyped as hell to tell you everything there is to know about eyeliner.

>>7687153
You're on the internet.

>>7687153
Higher education in the United States of America involves student organizations called fraternities and sororities because they're all giant fucking babies that can't escape the playground clique mentality.

>>7687176
Pretty human to want to form together in groups like that, especially when it's your first time from home. Add in the workplace 'connections' ya get from frats and it's not as simple as youre making it out to be.

>>7687159
Lol, does my point of view annoy you that much?
By the way, that wouldn't be harmful because I see a lot of obsessed dickworshipers every freaking day.

Are you dykes looking forward to Outlast 2? Here's hoping for female patients who show their vaginas.

>>7687188
Do you have to make it look like a cult though?

>>7687190
You're just wrong. It's cerainly a hobby and there are a ton of people who indulge in it.

>>7687198
They don't all.
Just rememeber it was the same generations who built the 'old' frats who're into Masonry and Odd Fellows shit.

>>7687194
I don't know what Outlast is but you had me at "patient vaginas"

>>7687190
>Lol, does my point of view annoy you that much?
It annoys me. You're belittling women because you "know better". Sounds an awful lot like what men do.

>>7687194
Horror games are kind of dumb and played out.

>>7687194
I wish I had a gf to play scary games with.

>>7686030
This.

>>7687194
I will watch a let's play and close my eyes the whole way through.

>>7687263
I would play scary games with you, A-anon.

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>little witch academia threads on /a/ are more normalfag than lesgen
What went wrong?

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>>7687257
They are doing it without my help.

>>7687203
Yeah yeah, they only do it for themselves.

>>7687470
Are you from some third-world shithole?

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>have a serious crush on one of my close female friends
>mostly closeted KV (she doesn't know nor do I want to tell her)
>Nobody who I feel I can talk about this with IRL
>Feel like such a loser

Hold me, lesgen

>>7687493
I think she's the type that when unable to properly do something, turns to hating those that can? The STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE type.

>>7687119
>trust me, I've had a lot of sex

Teach me your ways, Sensei.

>>7687564
I assumed it was more that she has a limited and relatively homogeneous sample to observe, and is projecting the characteristics she has seen expressed in that sample onto all women. But STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE is also possible.

>>7687493
Yep, and almost every woman here consider herself not good enough for males without makeup and other stuff.

>>7687661
I don't think it is wise to blame makeup for that, it's treating a symptom rather than the cause.

>>7687552
I'll hold you, anon. Shit sucks when you have no one to talk to about certain things.

>Average age of lesbians losing their virginity is now 13
Wtf this doesnt make any sense, lesbians don't lose their virginity, they aren't having sex either guys.
T. Virgin lesbian

>>7687552
Everyone dies alone

>>7687390
I don't venture into /a/ unless there's speculah or entertaining shitposting happening. Or I'm desperately bored.

>>7687194
>>7687263
My gf and I played this together. Well, she played and I watched and gave consulting advice. We made a drinking game out of it. Every time we are scared or startled, we drink. We ended up having to restart the game because later on we were too drunk to remember what happened.

For halloween, we played the DLC. I imagine we will play the second one together too.

Yo gold star lesbian right here, if you've sucked/touched/fucked penis you ain't pure.

>>7687730
>golden lesbian club
What you mean seniors or something?

>Finally got myself a cold I
>Give it a whirl this afternoon
>Roommate which I'm not on very good terms with comes home
>Can't take the incriminating object to the sink to wash it off
>Oh well I'll just leave it under my blanket and fix later
>Run some errands
>Get a good time to clean it
>Picks up
>Sticky latex has picked up everything disgusting about being me
>Hair, skin flakes from my dry skin
>Thought my sheets were pretty clean
>Washes dildo
>Can't wash away the shame

Who would ever willingly share a bed with me longterm? I hate my fucking skin condition and overall bodily decay. Why is it so disgusting to live?

>>7687681
I know, I thought "lame patriarchal shit" explained it pretty well.

>>7685035
Given your list, I'd probably intimidate you real bad yet I can barely look a pretty girl in the eyes, even worse if she fits my type or I have some sort of crush on her. All it takes is for our eyes to meet accidentally for a split second and my heart will be pounding hard.

>>7687790
No. I'm saying that saying that the idea of makeup as compulsory is a symptom, not makeup itself. Do you not believe in nice haircuts or clothing either?

>>7687308
Be ready to hold me tight. I'm not good with scary games.

>>7685930
Does using photos where I look better than irl on dating apps consider to be fake advertising? Is it absolutely unethical? I'm not talking about edited pictures, just good angle or light.

>>7687552
I related to this so much! I always crush on close friends and not once has it been reciprocated.
starting to make me feel like a loser

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I think Carmella from wrestling is pretty qt. She always seems happy.

>>7687857
Nah, sorry, too lazy and too bad at english to do that adaptive preferences vs muh empowerment talk.

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>it's a lesbian prostitution episode
I told you guys this show was good.

>>7687661
I don't wear make up at all, but I'm considering learning if I ever go on a date with a qt. I don't want her to be all done up and I show up in t-shirt and jeans or something. I feel like that's not fair to her.

>>7687701
I'm surrounded by Mormons, so I'm still closeted, still a virgin. I feel you ;(

>>7688152
Are you Mormon?
>tfw no innocent Mormon gf to love tenderly

>>7688179
Why would any lesbian seriously be Mormon? Raised as Mormon and dropped out in adulthood, I can understand.

>>7688114
I know when I'm being rused, still not picking it up.

>>7688126
I've almost dropped my phone into toilet but catched it, wow! Like a ninja.

If someone prefers me "all done" instead of the way I feel FUCK DOES COMFY HAVE NORMAL SYNONYM comfortable then she may go and find someone else who fits her expectations.
Yep, I'm gonna die alone, whatever, knew it since, I don't know, 2008.

>>7688195
Mormons from what I've seen consist of entire families. So for some people it would be dropping out of their family, attachments and reliance may cause them to stick with it until they can wiggle away. Although I did hear about lesbian Mormons being disappointed with an announcement someone made? Idk Mormons are strange to me. Especially the points about beheading any one sleeping with a black person.

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>>7688216
I'm not rusing you, though.

>>7688114

I don't know anything about this anime but I'll take sidebun jailbait with a little bit of slutty nico nii on the side.

>>7686602
i have a 3DS but most games dont really interest me.
the only vidya I really liked was pokemon, and I think XY and SM are trash and mediocre respectively.

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>>7688264
Well you really spotted her character. She indeed is a pretty slutty Nico voiced by Hanayo.

>>7687133
lol
>>7687263
me too honestly
>>7687390
is that a TV anime now? is it good?
i thought the shortfilms were cool

>>7687552
*holds you*

>>7688231
You don't have to be all done all the time. You can only do it for special occasions like dates. I use to think like you, kind of like "take it or leave it" sort of mentality. But if you like women who put effort into their appearance, shouldn't you also try to do that sometimes? Lots of things take work, having a nice body and a good appearance aren't exceptions.

Also, if you do drop your phone in the toilet, you should try putting it in a bag of rice, like a ninja. I hear the dry rice helps it dry.

>>7688250
GJ you motherfucker, you got me to go read the summary.
>うららたちが白無垢を身にまとい、神様の花嫁候補として迷路町を練り歩くお祭りです。うららたちを見守っている八百万の神様はその中から自分のお嫁さんを見つけ出すのだそうです
Is it a female god at least?

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>>7688283
Yes, it's a TV anime now. Hanna-Barbera best girls.

>>7688246
Don't know about the announcement, but if you want to get into the highest tier of "Mormon heaven", you gotta marry a dude. And even then, in the afterlife, you're mostly there to produce his kids.
And if you think you can formally marry a guy and then have lesbian relations on the side while getting into Mormon heaven, think again. Adultery will get you into "Mormon hell".

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>>7688301
We don't know, it's forbidden for the Urara to see the gods, and there are several of them. Though if the god they are talking about was female wouldn't they have used 女神? Anyway, Chiya's god that aids her in her fortune telling was supposed to be male (or at least that's what the author implied), but it's literally an animal named Kurou.

In the OP this woman appears but we don't know if it's a god or the #1 Urara or Chiya's mom who could be one of those or both or neither. I hope this solved your question.

>>7688319
Yeah sure sounds like the /pol/ tier religion to me. Can I start my own religion but in reverse? Girls who come of age must be initiated into the sisterhood through sex with a woman. Because only a woman can make you a woman. Being married to a initiated sister gets you into Lesbian Heaven. But if you don't want to be monogamous there's always service in the Temple of Lesbos. There you can have sex with any number of unwed women and it the more orgasms you give the better level of Lesbian Heaven you get to. Also we work day and night to kill males. Do you think I can get this recognized? I'll start writing the sapphic bible....

>>7685930
Make up is magic to me. I really don't understand but I'm happy when it makes girls pretty.
Mabye one day I'll have to try and look good myself.

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>>7688337
>there are several of them
Oops, I missed the 八百万の when I skimmed over it the first time. Offering themselves to all the gods at once? What sluts.
>Though if the god they are talking about was female wouldn't they have used 女神?
Nah, 神様 can be used for goddesses too.

There was a short story in YH about a miko and her goddess, it was pretty cute. Illustrated by Sekitou/Hamayumiba Sou (Hanayamata), whose art has improved a lot since then.

>>7688443
>Hanayamata
So you did watch that?

>>7685930
nah the worst is the extra padded pushup bra, its like opening a gift on christmas then finding out its socks

>>7688457
Nope. I read the manga and I'm pretty lazy about adaptations when I've read the source material.

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>>7688490
Oh, I see. I'm still sad it was one of the few Kirara adaptations that have flopped hard. The OP was pretty nice, Machi's version is especially good and she also has the cutest VA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o47vxCS92_k

>>7688509
Hmm, I'm sorry to hear it flopped.
Oh yeah, I have listened to this before. It's not bad.
Honestly, I almost completely lost track of VA's after 2010. My brain just stopped being able to retain their names and roles if they weren't popular before then. Machi herself is pretty qt though.

>>7688195
"Mormon" lesbian here. Grew in a mormon family, and since I'm living with my mormon dad now, I'm still going to church time to time, and officially my name is on the register as well. My family is really important to me, so I don't want to risk our relationship because some sexuality bullshit, that's why I'm staying, but... I always end up crushing on the qt:s, and knowing there's absolutely no hope is a bit depressing... And ugh, everyone is trying to pair me with some guys, annoying as hell.

>>7688179

>>tfw no innocent Mormon gf to love tenderly

Pls love me:'/

>>7688379
Sign me in...

>>7687703
Some more alone than others.

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>>7684502
>tfw no qt gf that does cosplay

>>7689028
I have a couple qt friends who do cosplay, but they're straight(ish). It's fascinating stuff but I could never get into it myself.

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>>7689028
Even though I'm a huge weeb I don't think I could ever go out with a serious cosplayer, too much cringe and having to go out of the house. I think I would be up for cosplay sex though, as long as it's not too over the top.

>>7689028
different anon but
>tfw no qt gf to cosplay rose and kanaya together

>in supermarket
>walking towards checkout
>see a particularly douchey looking guy, hair greased back, white undershirt, sweat pants
>make brief eye contact
>as I walk past him, he says "boo", trying to elicit a reaction
>give him the stink eye and continue to checkout line
why do men do this shit?

Fairly sure I'm gay since I've only had feelings for girls, but something inside still tells me
>you're deluding yourself
>you're probably straight like everyone else
>you're worrying too much about this
>stop pretending you like girls
>just admit you're insecure and guys don't like you that you turn towards girls
>those "feelings" weren't real
>you just haven't met a guy that you like yet
My "crush" sat next to me today even though she could've sat with her closer friends, and she looked damn good. And the whole time I was thinking, "stop pretending you like her you're straight"... Is this what denial feels like?

>>7689658
would you rather date a girl or a guy?
if girl, then you're gay
if guy, then you're straight
if no preference, reeeeee biscum gtfo

>>7689231

I'd avoid anyone from /cgl/ in general. They love their wigs more than they could ever love you.

>>7689717
Well, all of their wigs are definitely more expensive than the chemical components of my body.

>>7689694
idk honestly
I haven't liked any guys enough to want to date them, but I've crushed hard on (straight) girls to the point I wish we could hang out just us two and do girly affectionate things and watch shows together or whatever

>>7689727
well, then only thing you can do is try to date a girl and see if it's for you

>>7689788
tfw closeted, introverted, awkward, and only pine after super straight girly girls :)))

>>7689658
Internalized homophobia? Some crazy self-punishment thing you have with yourself? You do sound not well.

>>7689028
What an awful gif.

>>7689658
I dealt with those feelings for a really long time until I accepted that I'm never gonna hold a hand in my lifetime anyways, so it doesn't really matter.

>>7689852
I have really bad self esteem and I think I might be depressed so... yup

>>7689858
U make me cry
On a serious note, do a lot of lesbians go through these thoughts when they were still questioning? I doubt truly straight girls would ever with have these excruciating thoughts of anxiety.

>>7689904
Yeah, those kinds of thoughts are super normal. What ultimately helped me come to terms with my gayness was convincing myself that my feelings were all in my head, and thus there was nothing to feel guilty about. Once I got past the internal guilt and became honest with myself and myself alone, it got a lot easier to navigate my identity. It sounds really cheesy and ridiculous, but give it a shot, if you want.

I'm going to a senior citizen center soon. My time is almost over. Wish me luck lesgen.

>>7689904
>>7689939
Also, I wanna say that a lot of the thoughts that you described were verbatim what I thought when I realized that I was gay. The thoughts may not disappear forever; they certainly have not with me. I, too, have super low self-esteem and sometimes wonder if my sexuality is influenced by the fact that no men are attracted to me, which is kinda fucked up because I have literally never been attracted to men throughout my entire life.

>>7689993
May you get all the old and young. With all the experience you've had in this world, care to share some romance tips? I can't quite get myself a cute gf.

>>7689993
Has it really been that long? Jeez time flies.

>>7689993
Are you going to kill them or what?

>>7689904
>do a lot of lesbians go through these thoughts when they were still questioning?
I don't know, I've known I was a lesbian since I was 12, when I first learned what the word "lesbian" meant. It's an interesting perspective, though. I can't imagine what it's like to struggle with your sexuality like that.

>>7690098
must be relieving to know for sure cause sexuality struggles are frustrating
I identified as bi since I was 13 simply cause I noticed I found girls attractive and had a crush on a girl, but also assumed I liked guys too cause that's that normal thing right? until I really sat down and thought about it, I realized my feelings for girls >>> feelings for guys

>>7690012
Why of course. Drug them and then do it to them while they're unconscious.

>>7690064
Indeed.

>>7690072
No anon. IM going to the senior citizen center.

>>7690144
Are you a granny already? How old are you? And why exactly are you going?

>>7690144
Never been into granny stuff but...

>>7690157
I'm 58 years old and I decided I don't want to be alone for my entire life so I'm going to join the senior citizen center and be the local lesbian who has fucked all the ladies.

>>7690270
Are you a master wizard? Also do you like yuri?

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>>7690270
Fuck yeah. I want to be you when I grow old.

>>7690270
I worked at a seniors centre for immigrants one summer, it was pretty neat. They had goodass lunches and loud karaoke days. Time to brush up on your bingo dabbing skills!

>>7690131
Sexuality is a spectrum, I guess.

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>>7690285
I've dated my share of girls during my peak days. The only reason I'm not married is because I kept sleeping around. And yes, for yuri is the purest form of love.

>>7690303
Good.

>>7690308
Huh, nice to know.

>>7690329
>meitu

>>7690329
You're not even going to try to keep up the ruse? I'm disappoint.

>>7690329
What are your favorite yuri series?

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One/loli fucking kills me.

>>7690329
Were you a lesbian fuckboy? Is this how lesbian fuckboys end up?

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>>7690562
The serialized version is considerably less lewd so far.
The editor character was a good addition.

>>7690635
>less lewd
What a shame.

>editor character
Tell me more about what you have read of this.

>>7690270
Please help me fulfill my gilf fetish

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http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pa-teacher-facing-charges-she-had-sex-with-16-year-old-girl

> A Philadelphia-area teacher is facing charges for allegedly having an inappropriate relationship with a 16-year-old girl who was a student

>Nina Scott, 28, was arrested and charged Wednesday with 34 counts institutional sexual assault of a minor and corruption of a minor

>The school she was working at, known as The Village, is a facility specializing in educating students with emotional and behavioral problems.

>The victim told police the relationship began with a note passed to Scott, asking: “How would you feel if I kissed you?” Scott allegedly responded, saying she would not tell anyone

A lesbian preying on a girl with emotional issues, the LGBT community will defend this.

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>>7690646
Oops, I saw pic and assumed vol1 had been translated for some reason.
I like that she provides tsukkomi for Master's unintentionally lewd phrasing. Like when Master says she knows Mel's dress size because she knows how her body feels.
Master still has eyes only for Mel though, don't worry.

The slightly increased emphasis on Master's legs is also very good. The skirtsuit-sans-blazer thing she has going on is very good. Very good.

It seems to be getting translated pretty fast, I'm sure they'll be caught up soon.

>>7690822
Sounds good. I hope it won't get dropped for no reason.

>>7688600
>I end up crushing on the qts and knowing there's no hope is a bit depressing

This breaks my heart

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>>7690867
Even then I doubt it would get dropped forever, the people love Itou. Someone would pick it up.

>>7690916
Probably Yuri-ism but it would take a while because scanlator drama, then our only hope would be /u/

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>>7690929
>but it would take a while because scanlator drama
True.

The English title being My Master & Furry-eared Girl Mel (it's on the cover) is fucking hilarious because it's Furry as in *Furries*. Kemo[no]mimi is literally just "animal ears", but kemo[no] (usually in katakana) is the equivalent of the English "furry" in a subculture context.

>>7691022
Huh, and I thought the furry thing was just a weird translation from the scanlator part.

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>>7691059
Nope, canonically furry.

>>7690816
>taking a job that requires you to constantly be around 16 year old girls
She brought this upon herself.

If it was 100 years in the future and there was an affordable technique to have children with another woman, how many children would you want?

With the knowledge that the more you have the closer the male sex comes to going extinct.

>>7691146
Id have many babies.

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Anyone else a MMA fan? A good 50% of the girls are gay as shit

>>7687746
if you were made from and egg, and a sperm that came from a penis, you aren't gold star. only female jesus is gold star.

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>>7691210
do you like snap-backs /cis lesgen/?

>>7691251
No, because I associate them with the wankers who wear them.

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>>7691251
Nah, I wear baseball caps though

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>>7691251
y-yes...

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>>7691251
yeah. a little.

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>>7691277
same thing

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>>7691280
>>7691285
>>7691287

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>>7691251

>>7691330
Why are these charts always so terribly accurate?

>>7691280
if that's you Make then put your fucking name on so I can filter you

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>>7691251
yeah

Why the fuck do I even like her? She repeats her lame jokes again and again, she fucks with at least one male (probably in superhumiliating way), servers at least three of them, and she's typical female with dicks, sons, clothing, makeup and cooking at the center of her universe. Disgusting and disgusting.

>>7691146
I thought it was closer than 100 years in the future.

>>7691210
I had a crush on Cyborg and watched it, but streams are too late at night and Cyborg is straight so I stopped.

>>7691251
>>7691280
>>7691285
>>7691287
>>7691370
What's with the damn caps? Give them back to the teenage boys, it looks dumb.

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>>7691563
We owe nothing to the male menace. Long live lesbian hats!

>>7691574
Exactly, fucking bury it. It looks idiotic.

>have crush on friend
>friend has crush on another girl
>asks me to hang out with them because she doesn't think it's a date-date plus we haven't confirmed if other girl's gay
>other girl is actually tons of fun and really cute
>want to hate her but can't
>she's super affectionate
>hugs and holds on to me all the time, way more than she does to my friend, who gets awkward about hugging
>asks me for my number at the end of the day so we can hang out more
>friend is annoyed with me now but not saying that she is
Lesgen, I think I ended up in a weird love triangle, and as much as I would like a threesome end, I doubt that will happen. What do?

>>7691536
I fucking hate this bitch, why hasn't she died already?

>>7691668
Oh great, she's just kissed some old dude right in a corridor.
I AM SO VERY SUPER MAD

>tfw there's no mods to marry Braith in Skyrim

>>7687764
Is there no treatment for it? I'm sure a qt will understand and not mind it either way.

>>7691657
dare both of them. or if not, just settle for one.

>>7691888
date. goddammit I fucked up my trips

>>7691888
I'm aware that my friend only sees me as a friend, and sometimes I feel like I'm almost over her. But then she'll say something that reminds me how much I'm into her. Other girl is very cute and sweet, but wouldn't I be a really shitty friend to date the girl my friend likes?

>>7691668
>>7691743
Rape her. You're a girl so you can get away with it.

>>7692045
Not even funny.

>>7691668
You're so obsessed with her because you've probably come to idealize the idea of her. Maybe the fact that you can't have her only entices you further. Maybe she's also really hot.

Just let her go. She's not special and she does not secretly want to meet you.

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>>7692045
I agree

I want to cuddle with a cute girl

>>7692079
>[Commie]
They still alive?

>>7684839
Men can't be lesbians go cry about it

>tfw slept with girl on first date yesterday
>lied and told her i was on my period because i have trouble orgasming and didn't want her to feel bad
Did I fuck up, /lesgen/?

>>7690310
There are only 3 sexualities fuck off back to tumblr with your libfem bullshit

>>7692141
They mostly do BD these days. Never more than subbing 2 show a season.

>>7692158
And she just took your word for it?

>>7692095
Sure, I accept.

>>7692052
Do you have a better idea of what she should do?

>>7691210
Having been around a few MMA gyms I beg to differ. They all seemed aggressively heterosexual with very few exceptions (or at the very least the same ratio of straight to gay outside of the gym). And there aren't that many out pros, but I certainly suspect there are a fair few who are in the closet/don't bring it up publicly.

>girlfriend and I have been together for going on 9 years
>only person I've ever really loved
>my family is very accepting and everyone in it knows we're a couple.
>her family are very traditional, and shes worried she'll lose them by coming out. The kind of traditional where she doesn't leave home til shes married.
>i understand, of course. I love her family too and dont want her to resent me for taking her away from them.
> Recently been wondering, just how long will we be in the closet? How long do I have to pretend to be just a friend at parties? When do we get to have an adult relationship? We've been thru some shit so we aren't gonna break up, its just a bit stifling sometimes.

Just wanted to rant.

>>7692207
Why wouldn't she have taken anon's word for it?

>>7691536
Dude chill

>>7692345
that sounds really frustrating, might as well get married so she can have a reason to come out of the closet

>>7692061
>she does not secretly want to meet you.
Never thought she wanted to.
>idealize
That's true. It's just my very first crush not on fictional character, actress or other media person but on a real life woman.
The third day at this job was someone's birthday. They have a tradition(?) there: short speech from congratulator and then short speech from person who has a birthday, everyone else (or at least one department) stand there listen to it and applaud.
So maybe the first impression of her was "women who made some sarcastic comments during that corporate madness", which gave me wrong idea she's kind of more awesome than a regular person.
And one day all accountant ladies were celebrating something and one of them said "too bad there's no men" and she was like "who needs them?".
And then I found out she and her kids had different surnames so I thought she's divorced.

Wew, I have too much free time.

>>7692271
Just force myself to get over, I guess.

>>7692376
We sadly live in one of those dtupid first world countries that claim to be superior but are afraid of ruining the "institution of marriage". Why you so backward Australia?

>>7692373
I meant about having trouble orgasming, I don't have any on my period, I just don't feel like trying so much on my period.

>>7692384
>Just force myself to get over, I guess.
Wouldn't my suggestion be more enjoyable? Feeling the warmth of her pussy around your fingers.

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>>7692494
>rape
>enjoyable

>>7692610
It's enjoyable for the rapist. Much more so than futility trying to get over her.

Would someone play PTSD simulator with me?

>>7692721
>tfw ywn never feel the sweet surrender of a woman
>ywn feel her clamp around your fingers as she is betrayed by wrack after wrack of orgasm
>ywn kiss down her neck and feel her struggle
>ywn see the brief twinge of disappointment as you finish flash across her face, and you walk away

>was in good relationship
>with her for years
>lose job because economy is in the shitter for as long as I've been an adult
>can't find new work
>she eventually "can't be with a loser"
>forced to use last of my savings moving back home
>smaller college town with even less jobs, yet alone jobs related to my old career path
>spend days playing WoW, watching netflix
>spend nights crying and masturbating to old lewd pictures of her

Who else just /hopeless/ here

>>7692764
Good movie

>>7692843
That's awful, Anon. I'm really sorry.

That would destroy me. Honestly, she's a fucking bitch to do that. How could she throw away years of a relationship because you lost your job due to something out of your control?

You'll always have us, Anon.

>>7692855
It did destroy me.. I mean there isn't anything worth doing now. She was the one yknow?

I've got the ring I was going to propose with sitting in my desk right now. Every night I go to sleep staring at the stuffed animal she gave me on our first date.

Its been nearly a year and its still like that.

>>7692843
>she eventually "can't be with a loser"
How long have you been unemployed?

>>7692885
When we broke up? 7 months. Now.. 19 and counting.

>>7692803
I'm sorry Anon, I wish but I'm just going out. Apparently I'm expected to have a social life.

>>7692880
Jesus Christ, that's heartbreaking.

Holy fuck, the ring... Literally felt my chest hurt when you said that. That's too fucking said.

I don't think you'll ever get over it, but you'll eventually be motivated to open yourself up to other people.

I wish I could do something. I would totally donate money to you if I wasn't broke.

>>7692899
Wut. Pls no I don't want fucking money from people.. I just wanted to rant a little.

>>7692944
I'm drunk and sappy, Anon. Let me sap over you.

I know you probably don't but I'd do it out of good will

>>7692880
What's kept you going? What's stopped you from just trying to end it all?

>>7692948
Thanks I guess.

>>7692971
My guild needs me to heal. But I can never heal my heart.

>>7692978
i cri every tiem

How is it that there are 19 year old girls that have never tried playing with their nipples before?

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>>7692892
I see. Don't worry, I will wait for someone else.

>>7692986
But seriously.. I think I've reached the point where you're too depressed to kill yourself. Like I could and it would be better, but that takes more willpower than I've got anymore.

>>7693010
I wish I could give you something to live for.

>>7689904
>I doubt truly straight girls would ever with have these excruciating thoughts of anxiety.
Anxiety is a mental condition, so it's quite possible to be straight and having chronic anxiety/depression or even both.

>>7693331
Straight women are devoid of true thought. Their lives are paved out for them from the get-go so when their lives don't meet their expectations then they go off the deep end.

>>7693334
Well, I suppose that such a "straight" (as in: not attracted to women) woman with such mental problems would more likely be completely asexual, I give you that.

>>7693334
Why do y'all seem to be surrounded by terrible examples of humanity?

>>7693378
Ask a straight woman who has to deal with both lesbians and other hetshits. She'll recognize that lesbians are more adaptable and intelligent. Simply because lesbians have to do a lot of introspective thought when they realize they don't feel like they're told they should. So lesbians become largely more self-aware and critical of what's being done around them. Hetshitters naturally don't do that because they follow what society has mapped out to them but it's no surprise their recipe for happiness doesn't actually reward them. I don't blame the straight women. I blame dudes. Women try their damnedest for their children and dudes but all I've seen them rewarded with is abuse from guys and then criticism from other women. I'm glad I'm not straight. It's scary to think I might have grown up trapped in that little box.

>>7693358
I wish they ended up asexual. It would be healthier for them. They wouldn't be so prone to seek security externally. My solution is just kill off males and start off fresh. The y chromosome trash is bringing us down.

>>7692880
Jesus Christ. I don't get how someone could do that. My fiance went through some tough times and reluctantly borrowed a lot of money from me. I couldn't let her miss rent or bills.

You were committed to her but the circumstances were wrong. I can't imagine what you're going through and will be sending positive vibes your way.

What is the most lesbian fruit?

>>7693467
I'm guessing something both exotic and vagina shaped. So, papaya maybe. Not much of a fan though

>>7693442
I thought your goldstar persona was a cute parody at first, but the strains of genuine bigotry and anger in your rants have killed the humor for me. You need to chill the fuck out and find some better people to hang with. Be the adaptable and intelligent lesbian that you claim we all are.

>>7693459
Its not just that yknow.. we lived together. The money was never an actual issue. I think she just wanted out for whatever reason. I still don't know.

I think coming out was a mistake
>mom thinks I'm literal satan
>crush (she dated a girl once before apparently went bislut) is disgusted by me
>thefuck
>she had bragged about being with a girl many times before
>she's straight after all
>crush showed my heartfelt confession to this gossipy bitch
>gossipy bitch told everone just for lulz
>everyone at my class knows
>I lost a friend overnight
>mengenerates harass me even more, since they only respect other men, and they know I won't ever be some breeder cattlecuck to one
>now lesbian jokes are being made wayyy more than gay jokes
>hetshit girls make out in front of me to get a reaction and then laugh
>iamthejoke.jpg

>>7693484
Now I'm imagining a hawaiian qt in a remote beach under starlight, whispering in a tingling, teasing voice, that she wants to taste my papaya

>>7693594
just wait until college, theres literally no reason to pay any attention to anyone unless they're 18+ anyway.

>>7693635
Or that her juicy papaya has ripened, and wants to show me "the garden"

>>7693639
Well, the thing is, I'm in college

>>7693653
tell them to stop acting like they're in high school

>>7693653
what the hell kind of college has time for class gossip bullshit? why are you not all busy dying from essays and tests?

>>7693658
>>7693679
It's a community college .. Oh god I'm screwed, aren't I?

>>7693702
Oh, sry english aint my first language. By that, I meant that it is a place of study for those who couldn't get elsewhere, and because I'm a neet...

>>7693702
when you hopefully transfer to a university, you won't have to deal with this shit.
good luck, this should be motivation to keep your grades up so you won't be stuck with those losers forever