hello. can someone tell me if my face and voice are passable? i must know
https://clyp.it/fltsgoh5
>>7669529
yes honey, now go to bed
>>7669529
Face 6/10
Voice 4/10
You tried
You sound exactly what you look like: a faggy fat boy-
I meant you sound great, like a real woman, sweetie <3 <3
Hugs and kisses,
Loretta xoxo
>>7669564
okay
>>7669529
Face is fine but I'd do something with your eyebrows.
Voice is androgynous i guess. Somewhere between a very husky sounding female and a very gay sounding male.
>>7669529
You look like andro, didnt bother listening
>>7669529
you still don't pass and you still need to pluck your eyebrows
same as three months ago
>>7669529
you are perfect very beautiful and i can listen to you talk for hour i would love to get to know you and talk =)
ok
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