/mtfg/ - Transwoman General

Please wish me luck on my exam
Im nervous :s

>>7651236
you can do it!

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>>7651218
Eh, no sense worrying about labels.
That's how you get this whole dealio of people repressing feelings or overcompensating for things. Just let yourself fall in love with whoever comes along that's special.

It shouldn't matter what gender you are or what gender they are.

>>7651236
*wishes lucc*

I'm recovering from the flu and I fucking hate it because I'm all slow and useless.

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Oh, neat. Some physicists have managed to make elemental hydrogen into a metal by applying 495 gigapascals of pressure to it. They say it's shiny.

>>7651211

I mean, you're a weirdo, but so am I.

>>7651219

>at most everyone else is indifferent to my existence

There are several people online right now who are disagreeing with you on this point. What sort of evidence will jar you out of this misapprehension? You're talking to us right now and saying that we don't give a shit.

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>>7651226
>That's really good.
>Also, I like your music.

Thank you very much. :D

>>7651227
>im tempted to pay you to teach me..
Well, if you ever want to you know how to get in contact. :D

>>7651233
>Same, holy shit I want to sound that good.
Aww, thanks love.

>>7651234
>it probably would be worth the money
>I'm 100% boymode now but I've been trying to raise my larynx(?) up when I talk, but it doesn't really sound feminine at all just less masculine

For sure, the larynx thing is a pretty weird tip that gets thrown around. It's a temporary solution to teach people how to change their formant. True fromant change comes from an interaction between the soft palate, tongue shape, and pharyngeal tilt.

>>7651232

I'm not a medical person, but my understanding is that sometimes, people who are suffering heart attacks or strokes die. So if you die you might be having one, but this is not always the case.

>>7651236

Exams are just paper. Show up with scissors and you will win every time against them, unless it's a geology exam and there are rocks involved. Then you might be in trouble with this scissor strategy.

>>7651245

Am I weird to kind of like being sick and recovering? It makes me feel strong.

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I was going to remove you anyway. Have a nice life.

>>7651243
that's easier said that done

it hard to get over mental blocks and stuff

>>7651250
How much would you probably charge if you were to give lessons to people from here?

>>7651252
y-you too!!!

>>7651236
good luck, pupper!

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When I'm gone you'll all be happier.

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>>7651236
Good luck!

>>7651246
Whoo let's be weird together then

>>7651253
I know, I've had difficulty with that too. It's hard to let go. It closes so many doors to just refuse to explore those parts of yourself, and then there's the cognitive dissonance of experiencing feelings not consistent with your identity.

>>7651265
not all
just most

>>7651265
i like you stop acting this way pls

>>7651265
No we won't. We'll be sadder that we never had the chance to see you happier.

>>7651236
Good luck!

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Hi mtfg, can you help me? What kind of underwear is best for keeping your front flat? I don't want to tuck or anything, just keep everything compact.

I'm a guy, btw, so I don't want anything frilly or obviously for women.

>>7651250

>interaction between soft palate, tongue shape, and pharyngeal tilt

I hit a sweet spot with my voice the other night and felt everything in my throat line up. It felt and sounded very different from my other attempts -- it sounded 'right.' I've been chasing that for days; it was encouraging enough that I'm willing to keep trying. I'm lucky that I live alone and can just talk to my cats and sing all I want to practice.

>>7651265

Nope. Stop ignoring me.

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Umm speaking about black holes.

Intoo was a xonfused "straight" boy like Elanna.

So one day I freaked out and tried to prove myself that if i stuck simething in my butt and didn't enjoy it this would be proof I couldn't be gay. So I found this round wooden bristle brush with an with an ergonomic handle and I used vsseline as lube.

Needless to say it was uncomfortable AF since i couldn't quite grip it as the bristles stung my hands. So i stopoed an preceded to clean uo but the Vaseline wouldn't wash out try as I might and it stank of butt.

I freaked out and threw it over my neighbor's fence and forgot about it. Did I mention it was my mom's hairbrush and how she's ocd about stuff? She just kept on looking for it for weeks upon weeks and interrogating me so i finally broke down and told her one day I was playing around with the neighbor's dogs through the fence and they grabbed it and I couldn't get it back.

I don't think she bought my story desu.

Pic related this is similar to my 1st anti gay sextoy

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>>7651254
I'm still playing with time and rates for my vocal specific lessons. I've found that an hour is too long for this kind of material. I would say 30 minute sessions for $15 (not a hard cutoff on time either).

I teach music theory, composition, and production full time so I have a lot of teaching experience. I typically charge my clients $30/1hour for those lessons so it's hard for me to undercut myself since it competes for time.

>>7651280
>I hit a sweet spot with my voice
Yes! So glad to hear that. Cats are pretty good to practice with. I find my best progress has come while inside the car and driving. I don't know why but I can always nail my female voice when driving.

>>7651224
>vampire
no that wasn't me

also use voice to call me the thing again B)

>>7651236
You're going to kick ass!

>>7651279
you could try this to make tucking easier, skip to like 4:20 https://youtu.be/Fzp9tbedh7Q?t=4m16s

>>7651286
birdy is way too beta to call you a vampire

>>7651286
That seems pretty reasonable, maybe a little bit on the expensive side, but it depends on how good the lessons really are. If you iron things out enough to start lessons let me know, I'd probably be willing to pay for at least one session to see how it is, and definitely more if you're as good at getting people to sound like you as you are at sounding that way.

>>7651279
This
>>7651296
You can paint skulls and axes and flames.and rifles with a sharpie to make it .look.manlier and not like some fag who doesn't want to have a cock.

>>7651283
That poor hairbrush ;_;
A-at least you turned out to be a normal cis boy r-right?

>>7651279

I wear https://www.meundies.com/products/womens-brief and fold my junk down before pulling it up. They're comfortable and that keeps me reasonably flat without an elaborate tuck, though it all gets fucked up by one random boner. Can't wait for HRT to take those fucking things away. You might be able to get away with some tight briefs.

>>7651286

>car

So much, yes. Yesterday when I was feeling terrible and dysphoric, I drove a lap around the city on my way home to have more time to sing myself hoarse in a female voice.

>>7651283

If they just handed everybody a dildo in sex ed class and told us how to use it, they could save so many buttholes, vaginas, and innocent household objects.

>>7651312
>meundies
wtf so many people on here use this

>>7651265
do a CWE and give yourself a codeine enema
and pls tell us how it goes

>>7651311
not everyone can be as lucky as me

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a classic

>>7651298
aren't you a vegetarian who hits girls
>>7651316
look at the dank tranny memes floating away

>>7651318
i think thats dave

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>>7651291
https://clyp.it/cz2003ii

>>7651298
lmao, hes nicer than you.

>>7651303
>maybe a little bit on the expensive side
Honestly I am inclined to agree. I started off doing my transvoice lessons at 1 hour / $25. I just feel dumb asking for $12.50 / 30, although I would much prefer that.

>one session to see how it is
For sure. I wouldn't expect it any other way.

>>7651312
>So much, yes. Yesterday when I was feeling terrible and dysphoric, I drove a lap around the city on my way home to have more time to sing myself hoarse in a female voice.
slay girl slay, I don't know what it is about driving that makes it so easy to female voice.

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>>7651315
I turned out to be a pretty normal straight cis boy

>>7651316
jesus christ...... stop

think of the pizza

look at that poor beauty

it doesnt deserve that

>>7651324
im sorry :(

>>7651311
Um yeah, I'm a cis boy alright. I just take hormonea becauae of like acne and uh
Y-yeah cocks and cock shaped objects are for girls and fags. R-right?

It's not like they smell nice and you can kiss them and play around with them and they give you little gasps when boys lift your skirt and just move your panty aside and put them inside you, um yeah uh, right?

>>7651313

Online ordering so you don't have to go to a store and buy p-p-panties in boymode, money back guarantee, and pretty comfy really.

>>7651321

It might be the seated position. Arms forward to hold the wheel might help with chest resonance? Easier to hear and correct yourself with sound bouncing off the enclosed space? Hmm. Maybe I'll change careers and be a truck driver so I can always be in a car.

>>7651321
Maybe you could offer 2 session for $25 bundles and just say you could do half the price for just one? $12.50 seems perfect for a half hour voice lesson.

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>>7651296
But wouldn't that make a line on your buttcheeks and look weird? Also it would be super awkward if I bent over and the strap part was exposed.
>>7651307
Pic related :)
>>7651312
Thanks! Those look like they would be fine.

>>7651322
yeah same

im just a dumdum who thought going on mones would turn me into less of a spaz

is there any reasoning or story behind the whole tranny-pizza connection?

or do trannies just like pizza..?

>>7651321
DADDY

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>>7651329
Hey, that's a great idea! I will do that. Consider that my current rates then. Also, I forgot to mention (just mentioned to nim) I like to do a free quick session for a meet&greet, learn about eachother, learn about your voice, background, and set goals. I do this for all my other types of students and it only seems reasonable to keep it because wasting an entire session on just greetings seems like a scam.

>>7651328
True. I think its a mix of all that + the sound of the vehicle sort of droning so you mostly hear the upper overtones of your voice.

>>7651326
thanks for the apology, you gave me post traumatic pizza disorder

>>7651338
That sounds awesome, then. Let me know if and when you're willing to do a meet+greet with me, if all goes well I'd love to pay for some lessons!

>>7651338
you seem like a cool person!

>>7651332
Awesome! It's like enemy combatants wont see your feet when you're tippytoing and skipping around the forest! :3

>>7651312
This commentary just killed one of those pastors.who think.people should pray in class.

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>>7651327
Yeah inorite
I'm just a boy that prefers having penises stuck in their vagina and having their boobs groped
It's no big deal or anything.

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It's way too late for me. I guess Shakira's gone, so I guess I'll get some sack time so I'm not dead tomorrow.

>>7651332

Every podcast on the planet seems to have a sponsorship by them, so if you have a favorite put their code in and you'll save a few bucks while also benefiting something you enjoy.

>>7651336

You don't have to go outside to get a pizza and its carbs, salt, and fat are good for stress eating is my guess. I want pizza, like, all the time already, and I'm not even on hormones yet.

>>7651338

Ah, the noise of the car. That'd help, yeah. Smart!

>>7651342

Good, fuck 'em.

>>7651341
Zhe is the bee's knees and an awesome and caring teacher.

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my voice sucks, a friend accidentally stopped hugboxing me and called me he, I don't have enough fuel to go to my therapist, I'm spending all my money I have to change my middle name to Anne and cant even change my gender marker while I'm there, after that I've got to go embarrass myself by being the ugliest man hon ogre to ever appear at the support group

i'm tired buddis
what's some good sleepy music

>>7651348
You should probably start working to improve yourself then.

>>7651349
uwu so comfy https://youtu.be/f7buxWtIPDM

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*sniff*

>>7651345
I wish I was a straight cis boy with a vagina. That would be so dope.

It would be such an awesome prank to get spitroasted by two handsome bros.

>>7651349
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQfFiuJ7FwQ

>>7651347
aww, thanks for the love Sass. <3

>>7651341
Well thanks anon! I feel loved. :3

>>7651340
Totally! Add me on Skype @ Dreamsura. I'm talking to Nim about this now and scheduling with her.

>>7651351
i hate water in music
otherwise this is cool

>>7651356
dem swells
thanks sis :3

>>7651361
sleep well juni

>tfw pre cum soaked penis to succ

>>7651362
I'm gonna sleep on my recliner again because it's the best but i'm charging my phone so i don't sleep in tomorrow
how was yr day

>>7651367
What does precum taste like?

>>7651356
Sent you a request, my skype is LeonusStarwalkerr.

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>>7651355
I wish I were an expert on pranks like this.
I've just pranked guys into trying to impregnate me. It's hilarious, trying to impregnate a boy

>>7651372
Cum

i want a bear to cuddle with

>>7651350
this is the best I can do
one of my "supportive" sisters said to me
>you know I would support you if you went back to being a man

I am a joke

>>7651381
>>7651378

>>7651378
hi

>>7651387
Hi

>>7651384
not enough fur

>>7651370
im too lazy to talk juniper
go to bed

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>>7651353
GIVE ME THIS PIZZA

>>7651372
salty coins

How did women survive before moisturizer existed?

>>7651374
that's funny

>>7651395
oils

>>7651378
who is this?

>>7651395
oils and stuff or bathing like 3 times a year

>>7651398
pizzaslut

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helloh this is my check up on my earlier voice note where i was lowkey on the verge of leaping out my window lol. ty to everyone who helped,. really..
https://clyp.it/3iwr4tae

tfw cis girl asks why i keep meeting people off 4chan
lol

>>7651397
>>7651399
Oh, right
Can i use vaseline as emergency moisturizer?

>>7651408
buddi ^>^

>>7651396
Yeah it brings tears to my eyes :')

>>7651378
maddie

>>7651410
yeah

>>7651408
https://clyp.it/lrtl0kjc

>>7651408
can you take the shot a day or two earlier than you've been doing it?

>>7651409
shes got a really good point :^))

>>7651421
<3

>>7651408
cash me ousside dough

that's interesting, I hadn't heard about the pills/injections mixed thing.

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>>7651408

http://www.forever21.com/mobile/Product/Product.aspx?br=f21&category=promo-stay-colorful&productid=1000322722&curpage=
Y or N

http://www.forever21.com/mobile/Product/Product.aspx?br=f21&category=promo-stay-colorful&productid=1000192637&curpage=
N or Y

http://www.forever21.com/mobile/Product/Product.aspx?br=f21&category=promo-stay-colorful&productid=1000229070&curpage=
Y or N

>>7651416

buddi nim ^-^

>>7651422

MADDIE IS THAT U I HAVEN'T HEARD UR VOICE IN FOREVER SO I'M NOT 100% POSITIVE

>>7651426

i've been doing that honestly, but it's just too high of an estrogen overlap :/ like i've been doing it every 5 days and that's REALLY bad
and i still somehow end up having that drop after i've adjusted to that schedule so fml

>>7651431

ya my friend who works with trans ppl specifically and their dosages told me that. i didn't know about it either but i hope it helps.

>>7651434

that's very me hair and lips and all

>>7651436
Funny but no.
Go for it
Also Y.

>>7651436
>http://www.forever21.com/mobile/Product/Product.aspx?br=f21&category=promo-stay-colorful&productid=1000322722&curpage=
N
>http://www.forever21.com/mobile/Product/Product.aspx?br=f21&category=promo-stay-colorful&productid=1000192637&curpage=
Y
>http://www.forever21.com/mobile/Product/Product.aspx?br=f21&category=promo-stay-colorful&productid=1000229070&curpage=
Y

>>7651436

N/N/Y

>>7651444

hi bb!! aw your hair looks really niceeeeee. are you doing your natural color now?

>>7651427
her point is why?
it's because you are my friendos

>>7651445
No its still red. I'm gonna go blonde this summer tho

>>7651438
r u rlly a pepe

>>7651446
Friendo juni

>chest hair

give me death

>>7651448

weren't you blonde before? idr what order you did your hair color in :o

>>7651449

yes but i'm not like the other pepes

>>7651448
why aren't you tripping?
afraid kayla will bully you?

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I think my family might disown me before they find out I'm trans.

I had no idea how far right my family swung.

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>>7651452
iktf
although it's depleted rapidly since hrt
>>7651451
buddi eurorei

>>7651452
give yourself death

by old age

>>7651336
It's mainly because you can order it and not leave the house
>>7651348
You're voice is one of the best Shannon
>>7651408
What happened?
Or text me idk
>>7651440
>>7651442
>>7651445
Ty

>>7651454
I don't know my trip and I don't care

>>7651456
for being a fag?

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>>7651446
.....
b-b-buddi.....?

:o

:D

<333333

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Do you think you'll ever get married mtfg?

>>7651459
>tfw naturally smooth

>>7651459
how long were you on HRT before you noticed your chest hair thinning

>>7651459
hippu

OK well I'm going to bed by yall edie ilu

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>>7651465
Some day.

>>7651465
No ;---------;
Time2kms ;----;

>>7651378
Maddie I miss you so much. There's like a million new things going on with my life I'd like to tell u about.
<3

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>>7651454
dont mention her former gf like that

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>>7651463

For being "liberal" and part of the "Far Left", even though every single political test I take shows me as a moderate. These people are legitimately being like "let's put God back in the white house"

Let's put Allah in the White House. You like that? No? Then keep your god out, too.

>>7651465
id like to

but i dunno if i see it happening

>>7651465
Do you think you'll get divorced?

>>7651477
but allah was just in the whitehouse for 8 years

>>7651461

my estrogen is just low and i'm going through it basically lol but caffeine apparently helps

>>7651465

maybe

>>7651471

bye love u maddie!!

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>>7651467
like 3 or 4 months i think
idk
>>7651464
<3
yes buddi
<3
<3
<3
<3<3<3<3
>>7651468
*hippO
>>7651477
oh
a wise man once said nothing right?

>>7651489
wtf no

juni a hipfu

>>7651459
>gyno
>hips
gee I wonder if juniper is intersex

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>>7651482
Yeah probably.

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>>7651486
hey pineapple princess
>>7651491
nimmi a mommi

>>7651465
i really don't know
there are so many factors at play

>>7651496
you should get yourself tested juni >>7651493

>>7651488
maddie seems sad

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>>7651489

It's a lot harder to do when these are people who I love otherwise. I don't want to have to cut them out of my life but I'm not going to trap myself in backwards thinking.

>>7651471
Maddie! ilu.

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>>7651493
that would be cool
idk tho
i mean melly is intersex and her prehrt pic is fucking super T drenched
>>7651500
:3
maybe pence won't be able to get me if i'm intersex!
>>7651502
:/
are you going to start anew someday

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>>7651502
>talking about politics with family

I miss maddie so much, she was so fun and like a ray of light in this place. Bleh.
Now i'm sad.
I hope she's doing well

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>Final W2 I needed is available
Fuck yeah time for tax returns at 1 in the morning
Momma needs a new Kate Spade bag and a gun to put in said bag.

>>7651499
Are hams allowed to marry?

>>7651505
i thought i might be cuz of my levels and my sperm count was like ridiculously low but idk either

my face isn't as fem as yours and i don't have the hips so probably not

is that all bone?

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>>7651505

No one ever completely starts anew. My past will always be a part of me.

There's a non-zero chance that I may change both my names, though. I don't want to do it, since it's not my immediate family who's the problem, but it may come to it. I still believe my mom would support me, so I don't think I'll cut completely loose, but things are going to change.

>try to sleep
>can't sleep because you're worried about your future
>already need to be up 3 hours from now

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>>7651507

I try to avoid it, but when I see them talking about how Trump is going to save America when for the first time in my life, I'm terrified of the government?

To be silent would be tantamount to admitting defeat. For the first time, I feel I may actually have to fight to defend my country and my rights, and I don't like the idea of part of the threat coming from in my own house.

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>>7651496
heyo!

>>7651515
sorry I was gone so quickly last night, I had to get what little sleep I could ;_;
I hope youre right tho. Ill try my best

>already need to be up 3 hours from now

sleeep bby
Ill tuck you in

>>7651515
>spent all the few days reading lovecraft stuff
>every time i go to sleep i dream about great ones trying to sneak their way into my mind
im so tired but if i go to sleep then they'll get me 0-0

>>7651515
i thought you worked nights?

>>7651501

maybe she is just sleepy c:

>>7651524
*sleepi

>>7651486
Moin Moin
Was geht?
Alles klar bei dir?
Wie spät?
Gleich 9, ok.
Erstmal aufstehn und Brötchen holen gehn

uh i just noticed something

i smell REALLY good

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>>7651528
I KNEW it was Fettes Brot, but didnt know which song :|

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>>7651518
Oh I know the feeling. My parents are super conservative etc. etc.
Luckily my brother and sister arent so it evens out pretty well.
I dont have much hope for the future currently unfortunately.

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>>7651523
I sometimes work nights
I sometimes work opening
I get put wherever I'm needed, in this case I'm working 5am to 1:30 after being on nights last week.

>>7651520
I'm trying, I close my eyes and my mind just races
You'll do great tho, I have faith in that

>>7651522
Pls don't die

>>7651530
stinky

>>7651515
Ugh anxiety i so.nia is the worst. :(

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GIRLS I NEED TO CLEAN I AM ADDICTED TO PAINTING

HELP ME

>>7651534
can you come to my house with a flashlight, a bed time story and a survival knife pls

>>7651535
wtf no

>>7651530
do you smell like a yummy fruit snack
>>7651512
i will campaign for marriage equality for hamsters
>>7651395
i ran out of moisturizer ;_;

>>7651543
yes

How many of you consider some person on this board (be it trip or secret anon) your friend?

Like a friend friend? Or is it just autistic

>>7651548
yes

i don't really have irl friends anymore tho

>>7651548
i'd say i'm friends with a good amount of people from here
though most of the "mtfg posters" i'm friends with don't post here anymore, or very seldomly

>>7651487
kek

>>7651548
sometimes i do but i don't think ive talked enough to anyone on this board to have crossed the threshold from internet friend to actual friend

there are some that could get there someday though

>>7651533

I have an uncle who's pretty much on my side, and I think one of my cousins in High School, too, since she posts LGBT content. Couple aunts who are more moderate conservatives.

Part of the problem is that the Mormon Church has been told to fight against govt welfare for years.

>>7651530
same

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good night buddis
>>7651513
no way lol
i've just always had fat af hips
got groped and dry humped in the locker room a lot
i weirded my buddis out
I think the bones are a little more than average in width than most males but it could be nothing
>>7651514
move out if you can
there's always a way
>>7651548
I am much closer to /mtfg/ as a whole than anyone else
This has been my home since my life went to shit this summer

>>7651548
Anon is my friend

>>7651531
I actually nether know the song nor the artist. There was just this guy in TS who always sang that and I thought it was fitting :D

>>7651559
>This has been my home since my life went to shit this summer
?

>>7651559
gnight juni <3

>>7651548
i have a handful of people from here i consider real friends

>>7651518
>the first time in my life, I'm terrified of the government
what do you think is going to happen to you

>>7651530
it seems like hrt does this

after 1.5mo hrt my manstink seems to be gone

>>7651548
The real question is do they consider you their friend?

>>7651573
you are my friend anon

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>>7651559

I moved out over a year ago

>>7651548

I wish ^_^! So, probably autism...

>>7651559

Nini Juni :3 Stay gorgeous! <3

>>7651548
a few people, but they aren't very close to me
it's hard for me to develop friendships (especially more intimately so) with people
it has nothing to do with whether i like them or not, i just can't get close, i can't talk to them, it's difficult and scary and uncomfortable
it's such an internal struggle that doesn't make sense
how can i like someone but not want to talk to them?
if i get into a relationship how will it work with my isolation and detatchment?

>>7651575
Thanks friend.

>>7651548
Only on person.
Being friends is more than casually chatting every day.
I feel like what is call a normal friend would already be a best friend for other people.

>>7651548
I don't have any friends here, but I do like a lot of the posters and genuinely root for them
even those who somewhat annoy me I like, partially just because we're all trannies

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>>7651534
>Only 3 more hours
tick, tock

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>>7651548
I'm a friend to all. Except some.
Well only a few. Maybe a couple.

>>7651543
what the FUCK sass

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>>7651548
I consider most people a friend but I'm only close friends with a few

>>7651573
Holy shit anon. This is some yherapy level insight.

I guess there werw some.people he who I trusted and were auch oivotal.parts of my life and tranaition that I'll always hold dear in my hearts.

It really breaks my heart when they "move on" and/or don't communicate as often or because we've fought over stupid political things.

There's like a couple of people here I trust and love and some ex posters.

But do they consider me a friend as I do to them?

That answer is hard ans harsh and maybe best not answered because this is just a DIY tahitian pearl rake manufacturing site and we could be just be married muddke age dads talking bullshit hiding behind anonimity.

>>7651593
Dumb frog poster

>>7651537
It really is

>>7651540
Sorry but then I'll just get spooked ;_;

>>7651609
Uh do you have a screencap of this?

>top of thighs getting THICC
soo happy, its starting to balance out my figure
I hope I get curvier

>>7651612
Its hard to see past the screen for some people. But for some its all they know. Especially the younger ones who think the internet is end all be all.

>>7651612
Are you high?

>>7651617
no sadly because I'm on my phone and the page refreshed when I posted
a few of your posts are like that tonight, are you drunk?

is there an electric razor that gives as close a shave as a blade? i hate having stubble but if i use a blade two days in a row my skin breaks out. i think a electric one could help but i don't know how close they get. or just any tips for shaving daily so i don't get red bumps and break outs

>>7651615
but im already spooked if you don't come ill die :<

i have popcorn

why has everything gone wrong

>>7651633
lotion right after shaving helps my face not get irritated

>>7651633
I always use an electric shaver and it works just fine.
Only problem is that the sound triggers dysphoria.

>>7651548
I'm casual friends with severs people from here but the truth is that I have a deep seated and deep hatred for pretty much all people in general due to intense physics and psychological abuse as a child/adolescent so I don't make deep or long lasting connections with anyone, and I don't trust people even if I've known them a long time; so as much as I'm lonely and hate being alone; I'll probably be single and lonely for the entirety of my short life until disease kills me.

JK!! Yeah I'm legit friends with people here lol

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thoughts on barron trump's artwork?

>>7651643
I think he wants to fuck Ivanka.

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>>7651643
hes gonna MAGA

>>7651643
it's just okay I guess

>>7651639
for me its the sound of getting rid of the dysphoria on my face

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>>7651643

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should i get this

>>7651643
A prophecy. A blonde bimbo will one day seduce then slay the snake that lies and truly cares only for his riches.

>>7651643
Tranny fetish, look at that shoulder hip ratio
>>7651649
In my head it's like "here people, listen, I have to shave because I'm a fake woman!!"

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>>7651652
no, its degenerate

>>7651657
degenerate means fun!

tfw ywn get dommed by a sweaty post workout muscle les while your bf watches

>>7651655
>look at that shoulder hip ratio
Right? Also that jaw line and obvious fake tits.
That's a hon if I've ever seen one.

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i found a comic about being trans as a kid that i made back in high school thought it'd be fun to share it with yall

>>7651658
Don't listen to sophie, she's just jealous she's too afraid to be a degenerate.

>>7651654
that's cool

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>>7651643
lovely lad

>>7651661
Holy shit this is sad.

>>7651465
yes

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>>7651628
No, I guess I'm just weird.

>>7651630
I wish, I just blurt whatever comes into my mind and I type on the phone and never edit my posts and then I get anxiety over how nonsensical they are or they have really really bad typos, so if I can, I'll just erase them and re-edit them. ;-;

I went to the archive and found this:
Its basically the same post but not gibberish

>>7651652
looks like it would feel really good

>>7651652
hmm I guess the curve on that would either feel really bad or really good

>>7651655
yeah if other people herd it yeah it would bee awful but ill never be living with any one but my cats and they don't give a fuck so its fine for me in that way

>>7651659
>tfw no one to dom me while im post workout and all sweaty

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>>7651662
>she's too afraid to be a degenerate.

if you had lived through the things Ive lived through youd be afraid as well

>>7651665
is it?... it was one of my good memories....i guess i had a sad child hood but i knew that already

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>>7651661
cute, though depressing D:

>>7651673
Hey you're the one who wanted the surgery.

>>7651661
cute
great artwork

>>7651673
Probably, I am very sheltered

>>7651642
Omg i was going to tekk you to read this book
The politics of friendship by jacques derrida.

But lol

>>7651660
>>7651643
It looks like his mom

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>>7651676
I am not talking about surgery

>>7651680
thats really nice anon, I am happy for you.
be sure to take care of yourself!

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>>7651672
Wouldn't that be nice?

>>7651236
Aahhh good luck! I wish I'd have gotten up earlier :S

>>7651681
This one?
https://www.amazon.com/Politics-Friendship-Radical-Thinkers/dp/1844670546

>>7651667
you know you can look at the words as you type right?

>>7651664
>>7651645
only 25 years until he can run
assuming that Emporer Trump hasn't done away with elections by then

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>>7651692
:3

>>7651693
Wow hes super autistic isnt he.

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>>7651694
i think he's just being a goofball like any ten year old

>>7651698
He doesnt post here you dont have to hugbox him.

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>>7651699

>>7651700
Yeah I know it hurts but youll be ok.

I bought it

>Tfw someone who went to school with you walks past you and doesn't recognise you.
I did it

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>eat udon for dinner
>feel super hungry
>look back at calorie count for the meal i had
>360 calories
>mfw

WHY WOULD YOU CONSUME THIS LITTLE AMOUNT OF CALORIES IN ANY MEAL EVER

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>>7651693

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>>7651710
Its a great feeling isnt it?

>>7651710
Put down the fork fatass, you gotta lose that dadbod

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>tfw not thicc

>>7651712

no it's not!!

>>7651715

i'm like 30-40 lbs below what is considered fat for someone my height lmao

>>7651710
I remember trying to explain to mom that the salad I was having a McDonald's was under something like 350 calories total with the grilled chicken. That assumed I was having the dressing, which I wasn't. To get enough calories I added a large fries.

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>>7651721
Thats not the right thicc.

>>7651722
You know you love it.

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>>7651710
That's really low. The ramen I eat for lunch sometimes is 500+ I need more 200-300 cal lunches

>>7651727
Jesus christ she is unreal

>>7651726

rip

>>7651727

i like being more on the thicc side only because if i lost 15 lbs i'd be underweight and look like even more of a man lmao

>>7651729

idc how many calories something is usually i just don't want to be starving still after i've eaten it ;-;

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>>7651727
reeeeeeeeee
saved to my triggers folder

>listening to radio show
>first caller is an AGP who is getting srs so they can go in women's bathrooms for "excitement"

The fuck
The fuck

>>7651739
trutrans keep the gt desu

>>7651739
I go in women bathrooms with a penis, don't need srs for that.

time to voice train I guess

>>7651743
They want to service glory holes and live in the Middle East and for some reason want a vagina to do that

>>7651746
caroline quit stalking me everytime i call into radio shows

>>7651749
O_o

>>7651745
choo choo

I know this is like a subtle brag
but I have a hard time finding my adam's apple

>>7651736
Mom was bitching that her hamburger was to high in calories.

The right amount of padding is needed for a gal. To little and it just doesn't look right even on a cis girl.

>>7651752
I have a really small one too. Cant even see it.

>>7651752
>>7651754
Lucky :c

>>7651739
>AGPs implying they need srs to go into women's bathrooms when I'm pre-op and have literally never had an issue

>>7651750
do i need to buy you a plane ticket for the middle east also
we can go glory hole hunting carol

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well, tomorrow my new roommate moves in. i enjoyed these couple weeks living alone. ive never had so much makeup practice.

i hate that im such a closeted fag

damn this thread is dead AF

>>7651774
dead hours

SAME TIME

>>7651784
Why are you even up

>>7651784
EVERY NIGHT

>>7651761
Why do you come here?

Did I miss some outburst of drama which scared the girls away? I don't remember seeing the thread quite this dead in some time.

>>7651703
I want this so much!
But I guess I just have to move to a place where nobody knows me and doesn't care about hons

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>>7651791
she is repressed

>>7651788
why are YOU
>>7651790
real nigga hours
>>7651799
wrong one anon

>>7651801
It's like almost noon here, that's why I am up

>>7651796
No, this is common

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I feel so discouraged
I feel like I'm not making any progress with my voice

>>7651801
do you still want me to say the word

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>>7651806
Can you explain your technique?

>>7651796
Tfw reallife

>>7651812
I'm just doing what the links at the top of the thread say to do

>>7651804
okay well I don't have a bed time you're not my real mom
>>7651807
https://clyp.it/3zmsdpbd

>>7651752
I'm happy for you c:

>>7651821
>tfw birdy voice makes you feel funny down there

>>7651829

Trip on birdo

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>6'2
>big hands/feet
>closet CD but starting to think im trans
Pro's and Cons? Dont think i could pull it off (both appearance wise and coming out)

pic related

Also, first time posting on this board, ayy

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>>7651821
https://clyp.it/tysl2yzu

>>7651834
>giant
>bigger hands than me, probably
>soul-less stare into my soul, its hungry

BACK FOUL DEMON, BACK!!!

you creepy as fuck.

>>7651838
ohmygosh
why are you asking for MY technique?
what's YOUR'S?

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>>7651845
Bit rude desu

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>>7651846
I was asking for your technique to give you advice. :3

Uhm, well it's a lot of things. I give voice lessons if you are interested. I'm working with several trips here on their voices now.

Here is another example of my voice: https://clyp.it/xhpii0ok

>>7651849
pls gib lessons

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>Tfw transgender lucid dream

>>7651853
I want that dress

>>7651838
https://clyp.it/1e1c1gmz

>>7651845
mean

>>7651834
i think your face could look good if you went all the way with transition. hormones, hair, etc. theres not much of a man-jaw there.

the thread where people typically go to get judged on their passing potential is >>7618891. the passing thread. its often dead though