• Informed consent providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
• Makeup for beginners: http://masterposter.tumblr.com/post/116605714860
• Male vs Female measurement data: https://www.bwc.ohio.gov/downloads/blankpdf/ErgoAnthropometricData.pdf
• buddi
• Correct hormone levels: http://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
• Checking your levels: http://www.privatemdlabs.com/lp/Female_Hormone_Testing.php
• Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
• Transition time lines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
• Voice Training: https://www.reddit.com/r/asktransgender/comments/1ske7b/mtf_voice_training_regimen/
• Voice Help: http://webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
• IRC: https://www.rizon.net/chat#mtfg
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>>7571151
Last thread died, so reposting.
So I bought the humble bundle and it came with a key for VA-11 Hall-A. Anyone here actually interested in the game?This is literally my third copy, so I really don't need it. Actually.. pretty sure I gifted the last copy on here too lol
>tfw very sad
>>7571163
hugg anna
>>7571156
>You gave one to me already <3
Thought that I gave it out here. Cool deal. Hope you enjoyed it lol
>>7571163
Huh? Are you okay? D:
huggerino
>>7571156
idk grace now he kinda ruined the only good thing he had in his life
Does anyone else get suddenly really emotional even if there is no reason to be so? I was just listening to a song, a not particularly emotional song when I just started crying and few lyrics hit me so badly that I started crying even more. Now I have red eyes and running nose.
>>7571176
Men will do that.
why is it impossible for black trans to be attractive?
>>7571183
I get like that too, though not that extreme lol
>drinking with male friend
>accidentally catch him very obviously looking at my butt
hmmm..
>>7571176
might be selfharm, or him trying to protect her from himself :/
men work in mysterious ways. I dont understand mine either desu
>>7571186
Be sure to help them out once you figure out how to.
>>7571183
I cry all the time, things kinda just set it off ;_;
>>7571183
I definitely have days like that. I honestly think my life is decent, but some days I'll just have it hit me and I feel like absolute shit. Pretty sure it's manic depression or something. I'm not a Psychologist though, so hard for me to say.
>>7571186
Other black trannies are hot it's just me that failed.
>>7571186
Dont discourage them, they got potential and I'd rather they adopt female mannerism cause that shit doesnt get me stabbed son so shut the fuck up because you gonna make things worse for everybody if they fail and detransition.
>>7571183
Literally me
i'll be playing FTL: Faster than light and suddenly almost start crying
just
>>7571204
but you, korra, and that new blackie all failed miserably
i just think its too much of a coincidence
>>7571207
I've never been able to beat that damn game
The last ship always gets me.
>>7571203
>Pretty sure it's manic depression or something. I
That's my problem as well, I cry and get massively over emotional but I can never be sure is it because I'm trans or is it because I'm depressed fuck.
>>7571198
Most of the time I can kind of predict what's going to set me off and make me cry but some of the time I feel so emotionally raw that I'm constantly on the edge of tears for no reason at all.
>>7571163
hey so I was reading through an old thread, and it's nasty you don't wash your hands after
please mike a lifestyle change
>>7571210
same
i always die in the 3th or 4th sector
>teleporting hull damaging bombs
ok
>>7571183
No way bro, crying's for girls
Lol, Xanax just like knocked me out for 45 minutes.
Cheers then
>>7571219
That green ship usually carries me to the end with the shield but I still fail :(
I don't know those bombs desu but I haven't played in ages
>>7571222
alcohol + XANAX is the #1 trutrans drug combination
>>7571215
I'm unable to do that, things just hit me suddenly
>>7571183
i can't rly cry even though i want to often
>>7571184
>>7571195
like
he understands that he fucked up.
he told her stuff like oh don't leave now, i cant just let you go etc afterward.
but like, the damage is done.
ahhhhhh its just so dumb and obvious what his problems are.
he thought he could read his kid's mind and when i came out i shattered that illusion.
now he thinks hes a failed parent as well probably
>>7571215
>but I can never be sure is it because I'm trans or is it because I'm depressed fuck
I can say that largely trans stuff doesn't bother me these days and I still have the problem, but I'm obviously not you, so that makes it even tougher to say. If nothing trans related was on your mind when it came up, it could be a sign. Really you should just talk to a professional if you're worried about it though.
>>7571230
>no anna to hugg right now
y
>>7571236
:(
I wish you did have one
>>7571237
>but she's underageb& so probably looks good
>Korra passes
>blackposters
>on my aryan pseudo-fascist shitposting imageboard
not a chance
A friendly reminder that all of you girls are cute, and deserve to be loved and cherished uwu
same repressing ftm dropping by to wish you a good night
>>7571250
>I don't drink vodka.
Well then. I'm not sure we can be friends. = (
>>7571252
todays friday?
>>7571245
what do you mean, pseudo
got some nice necklaces today :3
>>7571257
yep!
>>7571241
me too :c
>>7571260
brah look at her...
>>7571252
goodnight anon. I hope you sleep well!
Id like to hear your story one day if you feel comfortable
not eating and drinking vodka with sugar free mixers is a good way to lose weight
keep it in mind girls
>>7571257
>>7571252
nini bro
>tfw all of your friends hate board games, but you love them
Well... at least my snes will play board games with me.. right..? Guys..?
>>7571255
I'd drink vodka just to be friends with you
>>7571277
https://twitter.com/laurakbuzz/status/746690943009554432?lang=en
ayyyy
she's beautiful hon
>>7571275
Ill outhiss you
https://youtu.be/H_AivhqknZU
>>7571280
do you play catan?
>>7571281
Deal!
>>7571286
*pays attention to you* :3
>>7571283
she looks like a black ogre dude..
>>7571289
Sure do. Haven't played in like... 3 months cus no one wants to play, but I do enjoy it.
>>7571237
Around blacks, never relax.
Unless you a cute ebony babe then we can talk.
>>7571290
I wish you'd fucking shut up sometimes
>>7571286
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>7571245
Hey look at my nipple! It's piiiiiiink! can I white?
I'm tired of being hispanic (white)
“I see in the fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars, advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of the history man, no purpose or place, we have no Great war, no Great depression, our great war is a spiritual war, our great depression is our lives, we've been all raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars, but we won't and we're slowly learning that fact. and we're very very pissed off. So we decided to become girls.”
I may have added something to that quote.
Reminder to invade "cis" lesgen. We fight now, so in the future our trans sisters have a lesgen they too can call home.
>>7559996
>>7571280
what's your favourite board game? mine is risk.
>>7571301
act your age, sir
>>7571296
Clearly you've never seen a sheboon
>>7571275
>4chan is so obnoxiously racist you'd think you wouldn't bother
It's just the containment boards that need to spew their bullshit everywhere.
>>7571245
naw there's a few of us here
>>7571301
delet
>>7571302
Who writes this waste of imagination?
>>7571310
Get the fuck back on the banana boat
>>7571283
doesn't it bother you?
i dunno
though i hang around transphobic communities a lot so, yeah, not too big a deal
>>7571310
yeah i know about you and shakira
didn't know about parrot though
you're cute
though that pic has serial killer eyes
>>7571308
maybe i just go to shit boards but every board i go to ends up getting flooded with /pol/ bullshit
>>7571310
Holy fuck whoever this is looks freaky/disgusting.
>>7571298
>being rude to one of the few good long time trips
>telling her to shut up when she barely shows up as is
Wtf is wrong with you?
>>7571319
Chess is a man's game. Don't get that shitty HRT residue all over my fucking pieces.
can i just go to walgreens to check my foundation shade
>Accidentally fall asleep at 3pm
>Sleep till 6:25
>Ultra dark out
>holyfuckisleptfor12hours.jpg
>oh wait no i didnt
I was freaking out that I somehow deleted a whole day.
>>7571301
Welcome to the white race! :3
>>7571316
>if you dont think any of these ogres are pretty youre a RACIST
uhuh
tell me more
>>7571315
Its only a quote from one of the mos popular books ever written.
I stole it from reddit.
>>7571245
>anyone other than glorious blue eyed blondes or nips
>on MY mongolian cartoons board
>>7571290
One beer with a vodka shot coming up!
>>7571330
Oh erm... yes sir.. = /
>>7571326
I love what I do and my only regret is not getting to do more than I can.
>>7571252
Good night, anon, sweet dreams!
>>7571310
>Upwards angle to hide many jaw and body frame
>Obvious aging face
>Obvious wig
>poorly done makeup
>Probably going to be called a "jealous" or "well meme'd" for typing this
>>7571337
>most popular book
>reddits le fit club
Go huff some more paint
>>7571319
chess is pretty fun too. what do you play on snes lately?
>>7571306
I seen plenty and while the ratio of hot to ugg isn't as good as in glorious Scandinavia the hot ones are black diamonds baby.
No rassenschande though, I totally wouldnt, I swear mein führer I was just looking.
>>7571316
>Hmm I'm finally making some progress with you
Fat black asses and tiddies is whats making progress with me cause that shit is an exceptional circumstance warranting leniency.
Also theres some straight up erotic sorcery at work when you see the contrast of a spread pink pussy on some dark smooth ebony skin that shit aint even my fault.
>>7571341
Cheers, friend!
>>7571345
>physical traits are /pol/ bullshit
i miss her
>you will never be taught the art of being cool by circe
why
even
live
>>7571321
it's the terrible lighting I'm awful at taking pictures this one is like the only one I've ever done in decent lighting
good night everyone <3
>>7571360
same
>>7571320
>>7571322
>>7571352
inb4 samefag. Stop your bullying, loser!
>>7571354
A lot of Panel De Pon, but mostly I've been playing The Violinist of Hameln, which is this crazy J only platformer that has 5th gen tier sprite work and an OST all based on classical music. It's pretty amazing honestly.
>>7571353
I dont huff paint and never have.
>>7571360
Same desu.
>>7571360
I miss you too hunny
y-you were talking about me
r-right
o-o';;
>>7571369
snek tiddies
>>7571303
>Reminder to annoy a thread who want nothing to do with us so they hate us even more
Ftfy.
>>7571367
>not hugboxxing is bullying
>replying to the only post I've posted in the thread so far and calling me a samefag
I dont think I'm the loser.
>>7571370
you realize a civilized white person would never just randomly post nudes on a public place right
>>7571356
Awwww you're so cute! Here's To your health!
>>7571371
o........o
Yea!!!!!!
>>7571369
miss u too
>>7571366
same
>>7571366
sweet dreams
>>7571383
>you're so cute
Thanks! I'd comment on you, but I have no idea what you look like. Nothing personal, just been out of the game for a long time.
>>7571379
Sorry grace, I'm only posting that in discord. My micro-boobs aren't all that to look at anyway.
>>7571384
Sir, you are circlejerking without a trip.
Get a noose, it's time to choose.
>>7571356
budd
>>7571382
what about a nig
>>7571366
Night qt <3
>>7571379
>tfw not a titty ninja
>>7571384
You're a homu.
>>7571392
wat
>>7571368
seem like a lot of fun. I haven't been playing alot lately because I have nobody to play with. it just seems no fun alone for more than 45 minutes. I have a super famicom too but not alot of games yet I have more for pal snes.
HANNAS NUDES LEAKED
DOWNLOAD BEFORE 404
i'm making a diary where i can describe all my trans feelings before i get into see my doctor so i can get help with my gender dysphoria. it's really cool, i write poetry in it sometimes.
does anyone else have a diary?
>>7571401
I'd just settled for titty
>>7571397
Hm?
>>7571303
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for trans children!
>>7571406
this is old
>>7571380
I mean hey, worst case I get a little catharsis from pissing them off when they are a cause of anguish for me. Best case, I get them to change or be a little less vocal about their transphobia.
>>7571396
agreed
>>7571408
me irl
>>7571382
Lol, now I know you're not white.
I've seen pics of Sweden friend and women nipples are everywhere.
Also like, maybe you should educate me then. Think of me as white who grew amongst savages!
>>7571407
i have a little notepad with phrases that have hurt me
>>7571405
The US SNES can actually play SF games, so that's what I do. I also have this puppy which just have ever SNES game ever on it, which also helps. I play alone about half the time and with my boytoy the other half.
>>7571392
could be
just some races strike me as being larger and more typically masculine than others
like how asians are famously ripped on for being small and whatnot
i'd like to think the distinction is between acknowledging physical attributes and treating people differently because of them??? i dunno
i forget why i tried to argue about that last time but i probably shouldn't have
also >replying to drakeposter
>>7571419
>>7571416
agreed
>>7571401
you're a gay
>when trannies with 3 inchers have a bigger dicks than you
>>7571423
that's for damn sure
>>7571426
Ikr? Why haven't I filtered that clown?
Roll dubs and he's yours
>>7571420
that sounds awful, miss maeve! why do you do that, if I may ask?
>>7571392
>And the mask finally comes off.
Discrimination is in the mind not the dick and when I think with my little head we put all prejudices aside and regret it later aight.
Also I dont mind being a hypocrite, do as I say child, not as I do. I'm a great mentor just a terrible role model.
>>7571441
What can he offer?
>>7571408
>tfw no breasts
>>7571394
>Not knowing who Sass is
O M G
I can't believe it's been 4 years since I made Moot give us /lgbt/ and people still have no Idea who I am?
I mean, I provide this community with
-top quality shitpost
-stale dependable memes
-undecipherable advise
-Salty SJW rants
-lewd sexy flirts and stories
-Sassy© combacks and retorts
But somehow this isn't enough for (you)s! And the worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Please vote in strawpoll because democracy will not be denied
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>7571441
i only want billy herrington
>>7571441
his muscles look sewn-on
>>7571441
rolling for this stud
>>7571441
gross
>>7571450
Are you gay?
>>7571408
But adding ninja to it makes it more fun.
>>7571430
Yeah probably.
>>7571415
Nigger it's been three or four years now.
They're not going to change their views if you troll them you idiot, they're just going to get MORE vehement.
>>7571441
I bet his personality sucks...
>>7571454
thats for damn sure
>>7571422
I bought a us/jp adapter for my pal snes but it didn't work so I got a sfc. also japanes games are way cheaper it's like 15-30$ for one cib game.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WORqFGdBd2E
>>7571423
>yea drakes middle eastern actually
Indians, Arabs and halflings tend to be the most racist people. Genuinely pure white blue eyed blondes usually don't care that much.
>>7571456
aw please don't bully yourself, sending hugs!
>>7571441
>implying
>>7571470
*Petpet*
You're wonderfully nice!
>>7571466
halflings are real this whole time?
>>7571466
he's white lol
>>7571459
Oh. Well anyway, it's fun riling them up, knowing they're wrong and their backwards views will die out soon enough.
>>7571466
This is actually true y'know. Every blue eyed blond haired guy i've met has been chill, it's the other whites that have a huge chip on their shoulder. Notice how in neo-Nazi rallies there are never any actual Aryans, just half-Slav skinheads.
>>7571456
sometimes I purposely read really mean, hateful things about trannies
not really sure why I seek it out desu
im a sushi chef
>>7571478
Halflings = Turks, Italians, Fins, Russians, Spaniards
>>7571473
thanks for noticing me, miss sirona! hope you had a nice day!
>>7571487
tfw half-slav
s-shakira....
>>7571484
>Haha these people hate transpeople
>maybe I should go and annoy them, im sure that wll make things better
Like, I dont understand what the fuck your endgame is here.
>>7571479
thats lewd anon
>>7571494
^-^
I'm sure I'll steal you away to my discord server at some point or another, I have a habit of bringing nice people together.
>>7571493
russians and fins arent tiny at all
>>7571501
Super serious business
>>7571487
It's the jealousy, I think. I'm black haired Slav and even I find myself preferring subconsciously pure aryans over anyone else. I try my best not to be racist in politics or every day life but I'm definitely racist in terms of attraction
is there a way i can perform a brow shave on myself
>current state of the left in america
>>7571504
i would appreciate that! thank you for considering me, lady of rivers, i feel flattered
>>7571452
Don't worry, he wouldn't go for an ugly tranny anyway
>>7571501
Mods should ban cislesgen it's an intolerant general on a board that is about gender and sexual tolerance.
>>7571513
>GAY
>IMMIGRANT
>MUSLIM
>FURRY
>ROMANCE
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP UP FAMALALAM
>>7571501
I mean honestly I'm bored and it's fun watching them flail about how I'm a mentally ill and a man and everything, knowing that their trans-exclusionary ideology is dying a slow death.
>>7571515
Stop talking like a retard
>>7571513
looks like theyre managing really well
>>7571517
who cares
let the lesbians have their own space
>>7571522
you're being mean
>>7571502
What about holding hands?
>>7571513
Only Mike "Deus Volt" Pence can save us from this degeneracy
>>7571521
It's going to be a slow death and it won't go anywhere in your lifetime lol
>>7571516
makes sense that he wouldn't want someone ugly, muscles are ugly as shit, gotta get something better than yourself
>>7571521
>knowing that their trans-exclusionary ideology is dying a slow death.
Is it? The ugly side of feminism (misandry, supermacy, narcissism, trans hatred) has existed since the beginning of the movement in the 60s.
I sure as hell don't see it going away any time soon.
>>7571517
lmao wtf
>>7571522
>polite
>retarded
Hi, manners would get you far, if you had them.
>>7571513
>slate
>left
>>7571534
Not that I agree with him but 4chan isn't exactly a site for manners.
friend got super drunk last night tells me he loves me and wants to have sex with me and watch me masturbate, then tells me id be cuter if i had a dick.
im so glad he doesn't seem to remember saying that
>>7571525
It's not about letting "lesbians have their own space". If that were the case, trans lesbians would be welcome. But they're not. It's about trans-exclusionary lesbians shitting up the board with their transphobia.
>>7571534
A sound mind would go far in life, too bad you're batshit insane and ugly to start with
>>7571541
That's just needlessly rude.
>>7571521
It really isnt, and deliberatelly provoking them will just make it even further entrenched.
idea:
ban men from /mtfg/
ban trans women from /clg/
>>7571527
as long as its with you
>>7571556
>No nutella 4 you.
Isn't Nutella German?
>>7571556
How old are you Sass?
>>7571558
>tfw Frangi didn't respond to my last email
SKREEEE
>>7571540
>>7571547
I'm pretty far from considering myself a transbian so it might not effect me as much as others
but can't you kind of see it from their perspective? just from comparing writing styles on mtfg and ftmg there seems to be a noticable difference to me
and honestly I wouldn't always be wanting to talk to men with vaginas if I wanted to have gay-related conversations
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7571578
what's on your mind
>>7571578
What did the normies do to you now, Shakira?
poyo
>>7571578
hoh boy, this is gonna be good
>>7571585
>I'm 64
Really? Gib cookies then.
>>7571567
>>7571566
>>7571576
Did u see my nipple?
>>7571594
Yeah looked white enough!
>>7571594
I thought I was white
I had pink nipples
but hrt is making them darker : (
I want to be white like sass
>>7571578
hugg
>>7571592
I'm not 64 tho ;~;
>>7571582
>>7571587
>>7571589
>>7571599
I wanna go outside and enjoy my life but I'm stuck in my room in boymode on this fucking website all day because I'm still too fat to pass. Fucking weight loss has dragged on for 2 years, I'm so mad right now, my youth is slipping away before my eyes
>>7571588
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
My boobs are filling out!
>>7571598
doesnt she literally live in that psuedo mexican communist country
my nipples hurt when i touch them
also jesus fuck i forgot to take my hrt REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7571598
Wtf? How long have you been on HRT?
>>7571607
why don't you just eat less
>>7571607
omg shakira
you just need to force yourself and you'll be able to lose weight
stop making excuses and just do it
>>7571613
HOLY SHIT
THANKS <3
>>7571611
Fuck you you fucking stacey cunt asshole
>>7571622
oh
did you forget too?
>>7571607
Wait, that's your big problems? That's not even normie related you cow.
And weight loss is just will power. Figure out how many kilos overweight you are and then multiply it by anywhere from 1.5 to 2 and that's roughly how many weeks it will take you to get thin.
>>7571615
2 months
>>7571607
just quit eating ms. piggy
>>7571593
>>7571623
Do any of you read hentai?
Is reading hentai AGP?
if you do read hentai what kind do you read?
>>7571626
giving fat loss advice is shakira's trigger, please refrain
>>7571625
ye I was 3 hours late lmao
>>7571612
something like that
I've seen her type taco-speak before
edie tip #123898309218: if you want to lose weight get the stomach flu like i did and lose 10 lbs because you were only able to consume 3000 calories in a week and vomitted nonstop!!!
>>7571647
are you okay?
>>7571647
youre a genius
>>7571643
2 hours late here
we broe's 8)
>>7571647
b-b-but I'm trying to gain weight. Do you have an edie tip for weight gain?
>>7571653
I forget like every third day ;_;
>>7571631
>>7571648
She's a bitch why would anyone want to be close with her
all i ate today was nooders
>>7571654
pick up the fork skelly
Want to lose weight? Exercise and eat less!
>>7571654
>Do you have an edie tip for weight gain?
Eat more.
>>7571656
i remember the first week i was on HRT i was so excited about HRT
it was literally the highlight of my day
though that's kind of sad
>>7571659
Lewd
>>7571658
IDK she doesn't seem that bad to me. I'd work out with her (I'm quite overweight myself) but I'm in Europe.
>>7571654
I have a set of recipes I can drop that are high-calorie if you can wait until tommorow.
Just be sure to remind me then.
>>7571668
that sounds really bad though ;_;
tfw will never be a cute cis lesbian
>Work finally calls me in for the first time in a week
>Get car stuck in a snowbank on the way out of my driveway
Just kill me now.
>>7571668
>get your clients
...what's your line of work?
>>7571677
At least you're not Anthony Bur-
>>7571669
im losing my mexican
speak it to me pls
>>7571628
Oh, I'm 5 months in so I guess my white genes are reacting well.
>>7571679
Helo new friend
>tfw I will never be hermaphrodite empress of a powerful empire with my own harem composed of ladies from every corner of the world
>>7571673
I'm in Europe too.
Nicotine is the closest trip to me.
Why are women's shirts that pair with neckties so fucking hard to find jfc
>>7571689
Where in Europe, though? Country I mean, not specific city or anything like that.
>>7571677
same
>>7571692
ties are for boys!
>>7571690
Hmm I just get really big mood swings as of yet, I hope I don't get the depression thing, although I believe it's pretty common.
Oh well. Not like I wasn't depressed before, right?
>>7571695
NICE
i had to buy tweezers for all these fucking ingrown hairs FUCK
>tfw finally got bra and it fits decently
>tfw have one full set of girl clothes now
bretty good day
>>7571679
lel
>>7571667
the first few days are like that desu
just a relief to finally start it until it becomes part of your normal routine
>>7571701
Pulling hairs like that is what causes ingrown hairs.
>>7571623
edie's pretty chunky herself, her ego is just so big she doesn't know
>>7571687
>REALLY bad
that sounds really scary, get well, drink lots of fluids! ;_;
>>7571701
friend nim!
>>7571694
UK probably
>>7571661
:\ rlly hard
>Eat more.
:\ how
>edie tip #123898309219: get your clients to buy you dominos pizza and eat it every day!!
good idea
>>7571675
sure but I suck at cooking/
>>7571696
>blouse
>necktie
>skirt
I'm gonna prove you wrong as soon as I find a fucking blouse that actually has a collar and buttons up all the way
Neckties are like the one male fashion accessory that I still want to wear
>>7571708
>>7571695
Source?
>>7571715
Now I'm scared :(
>>7571718
until then it's all talk
>>7571725
some french film i think?
>>7571682
Realmente estoy triste hoy, así que te agradezco que no me hagas sentir mal, porfavor. Aunque creo que aunque te pida ésto, vas a aprovechar para molestarme más.
>>7571683
Lol but I'd be next to you! We could go to mass together and 8'd help you get in touch with the catholics values that made your culture great.
since we're all talking about weight, i'm down to 104 and still feel fat wtf do i do
>>7571667
Ive only missed 2 doses in 6 months. They were always when I fell asleep to early to take my PM dose.
I'm too afraid of testosterone running rampant in my body to miss a dose tbhfamilia.
>>7571677
>tfw will never be a cute cis lesbian
why would you actually want to not suck dick?
>>7571731
See a therapist.
>>7571729
Aww yiss
I went to mass at Christmas (and am ashamed to admit that I totally ate that Jesus bread)
Would be fun to go again desu, I enjoyed it.
You should just come to the Netherlands though :^)
>>7571733
why? I'm 5'2
im still happy about being 6'0 instead of 6'2
i know that's still tall but im counting my victories
>>7571730
;3; i don't wanna be tho. if i keep losing weight all it will do is reveal my weird skeleton lmaaao
>>7571731
I was 110 kg on 174 cm at my fattest in second grade high school, then I dropped to 80 kg on about 175 cm by the time I entered college and now I'm at 107 kg on 177 cm when I dropped out of college.
Plz kill me.
>>7571715
>cis girls when c:
one day ;_;
>>7571724
spaghetti
steak
burgers
anything potato based
ice cream
nothing too spicy
>>7571738
i lost enough that my butt got pretty small and you can see my ribs now thats probably a good idea
>>7571736
tall girls are cute
>>7571727
I have the skirt that I'd pair it with already
It's plaid
I also have a necktie, and a waist belt, and plenty of cardigans
I just need a white blouse
Fuck!
>>7571738
>will do is reveal my weird skeleton lmaaao
This is why I need to gain weight sooo bad. I've been 115 lbs for like 10 years.
>>7571742
>nothing too spicy
weak
>tfw have no one to cook for, too depressed to cook for myself
>>7571742
>anything potato based
BASED MEM-
>nothing too spicy
Gtfo
oh god and i forgot today was bica day
can't afford 25mg a day so i take 50mg every three days
>>7571726
*hug*
be very afraid!!! be very afraid of the mean scary estrogen boogeyman!!!
burch will hold you <3
>>7571732
i tried dating a guy but i lost all attraction
i wouldn't mind sucking dick but it''d have to be a girl's dick
i just wish i wasn't a mentally unstable manlady, i doubt cis girls would even want to date me
>>7571751
iktf
I farted.
>>7571751
If you have sugar, butter, and flower, make cookies and eat the dough.
>>7571744
It's not cute to accidentally stomp cities
>>7571729
pero nunca trato de hacerte triste
normalamente estoy un persona agradable
especialamente a ti
>>7571759
That's a surprisingly good idea. I baked absolutely delicious cookies with my mom once when I was a kid and she's never made them since, maybe I will make them myself.
>>7571736
i'm happy for you, nim!
>>7571761
I'd like to cuddle a tall girl
>>7571762
Gracias :)
>>7571754
Nooo I don't want the scary estrogen monster
Maybe I should just be a man who doesn't ironically take HRT!
>>7571761
I will crush you under my heel puny person
>>7571765
Here's a good recipe!
>>7571768
>not knowing the UK's reputation for out-spicing India, Mexico and Asia combined.
>>7571761
x((
>>7571718
>I'm gonna prove you wrong as soon as I find a fucking blouse that actually has a collar and buttons up all the way
Do oxford shirts count as blouses? They seem pretty common!
>wtf this shirt costs more than $700 O.o
>>7571774
n-no
don't do that
keep taking your ironic estrogen
just let me hug you :(
>meet up with nim
>get squashed
Is eating chinese food piggu? I'm hungry.
>>7571780
:3333
>>7571784
>just let me hug you :(
I'd like that tbdesu
I could really use a hug right now :c
Also yeah I'll keep taking them. My irony is wearing thinner and thinner
>>7571790
>182cm
5'9 ain't that bad
I think I should go full time. I don't know what's holding me back at this stage.
On the other hand I might already have
tall trains women are cute
>>7571796
i did! did you?
>>7571793
182 cm isn't 5'9. It's 6'0
>>7571793
It's 5'11" borderline to 6'
>>7571798
is that elanna and her partner?
>>7571795
that fucking image
>>7571789
*hugs*
desu i'd really like someone to hug
it's just hard when you're autistic and live in a shithole and look like a man
:3
good
then you can become an ironic woman!
>>7571803
183 cm is 6'0 and 1 cm is only 0.39 inches.
>>7571800
When did you start progesterone?
>>7571783
I've had a hell of a time finding them in brick and mortar stores, at least not in the right combination of cut and color. A lot of oxford shirts seem to be cut kind of frumpy, I want something slim and fitted ;-;
>>7571780
Will post!
>>7571804
Lol
>>7571798
That's really sweet but where's it from? Reverse searching gives nothing, surprisingly.
>>7571814
found it on leddit
>>7571773
no problema amigo
pero te necesito hablar a mi mas
necesito mas practica porque creo que necesitara~ tocar unos clases in collega, sabes?
>>7571809
Why would google lie? ;_;
>>7571817
>182 zentimeter
It's 183, which makes it an even 6'.
>>7571807
>it's just hard when you're autistic ... and look like a man
Heh yeah I know
Frangi is only an hour away though so that's good.
Y-yeah totally ironic!
I'm getting more and more affected by this whole thing where people gender me male and I feel like such a tumblr tranny for it but it does actually kinda hurt, even though I am objectively a man :(
>>7571805
Is me
>>7571818
just alright?
>>7571817
>zentimeters
what kind of alien measurement is this
[deadnames you]
>metric measurements
america was right again
>>7571821
i wish i could find a cute transgirl to snug in hawaii
or any kind of girl, really
but i don't feel confident bc i still look male
it took me a few months to ease into thinking of myself as female and to start getting bothered at being called "he"
you slide into it desu
>>7571833
y-you too
>>7571833
>tfw no archive of deadnames
i really need to keep track
>>7571832
It measures how high you float when you're meditating and reach a zen state.
>>7571832
used by the zho'qn of course
>>7571841
its one of the best ways to bully a tranny
I think robin's is the only one I know, and possibly faye's
wait are neckties gay?
>>7571847
yes
>>7571846
do you wanna share anon
i only know a few
charlotte = owen
edie = michael
isla = cody
i dont know any others
isnt grace like charlie or something?
>>7571834
qt transgirls are the best!
Normal girls just make me feel like even more of a disgusting man
I don't think of myself as female (yet) but I just hate being male at this point
>>7571854
i really wouldn't mind cis girls but idk if they'd be attracted to me or willing to put up with my bullshit :((
i've kind of given up on relationships for the moment desu
you'll ease into it
i'm at the point where i'm okay with being -trans- female, like as long as trans is kind of its own thing
>>7571856
fuck
whatever
i dont even wanna deadname you
>>7571843
i would kill someone to live in the star wars universe honestly
wouldnt exploring planets be super fucking fun
>>7571853
I could give mine, but you wouldn't believe me.
Possibly because I'll lie if you call me on that.
>>7571856
Show us your barrell chest
>>7571858
I'd just be in perpetual fear they'd see me as a man (which would be pretty normal since I look like one)
I hope I'll reach a point like that some day, but I might be too indoctrinated by my glorious /pol/ brothers
>>7571866
/pol/ is dumb desu
going trans made me shed my last few strings of attachment to them
>tfw estrofem is a literal blue pill
>>7571862
My deadname is Clarence
>>7571863
tell me it you budget robin
>>7571864
look at mine
LOOK
A friendly reminder that transbians are just cis male fetishists.
>>7571872
Looks just like Edie but white
>>7571874
fuck off
>>7571870
like the girl from hannibal?
>>7571831
yeah
i dont know if i can remember the last time i had a great today desu
>>7571851
T-the pretty kind of gay?
>>7571872
it has a beak
>>7571869
/pol/ is right in a lot of things desu
Just take it with a grain of salt and realise it's the right-wing equivalent of Buzzfeed
>>7571847
a lil
>>7571871
Nanalf.
Told you I'd lie.
>>7571880
well i hope you have a great today tomorrow!
>>7571881
yeah
>>7571883
it's essentially a parallel of tumblr if you ask me
>degenerate versus racist
>white people are bad versus black people are bad
>porn is degenerate versus porn is sexist
>censor degeneracy versus censor racism
Friendly reminder that your transition isn't 100% finished until you get SRS, and if you can't afford it just save up.
Alright time for sleep
Gotta see La La Land for the second time tomorrow!
<3
>>7571891
what if i can't afford to save up
>>7571885
there's literally no way id believe that
>>7571896
Kill yourself.
>>7571884
;-;
>>7571888
Fuck it, I'll just try and rock the slightly gay look while being straight
>>7571897
Honest truth, it's only a few letters off...
I was not cool in school.
>>7571879
That's Clarice. Clarence like pic related
>>7571898
why
>>7571900
You get happy! Huggg
>>7571900
Nope. 100% finished is when you look female and have a vagina. Otherwise you're a 90% hon.
>>7571901
im starting to look gayer desu
>>7571903
do you still hear the lambs at night?
>>7571891
srs is still penis though
>>7571891
But I'm just a crossdresser on hormones
>>7571907
i guess ash would be the only one that 100% passes by that definition then because even elanna has a vagina and doesn't 100% pass
>>7571881
off topic but your name is cute
>>7571912
There's a more accurate character from that movie you to compare me to
>>7571924
>pics of my bod
Funny thing that, a few days ago, an anon tried to make you look bad by posting a bunch of them.
First off, they failed, but secondly, why would that even annoy you of all people?
>>7571928
are you trying to say Edie is shameless?
>>7571928
they post edie's nudes regularly
>>7571928
honestly idk lol people post really old vids of me all of the time and i'm like ....... you can see me live on cam with my current bod all of the time if you really want to
it doesn't really matter much to me but i get annoyed when it seems like they do it to bug the thread
what do you do to feel less dysphoric, /mtfg/?
>>7571932
link?
>>7571934
Bury myself in that autistic drone project of mine.
>>7571931
its a pretty good bod though senpai
>>7571934
mdma
>>7571930
More that once you've had your images plastered all over the thread 40 times or more, you stop caring.
>>7571931
Now doesn't that imply something interesting...
Jealousy? Lust? beta autist who doesn't know how to flirt?
Who knows...
>>7571932
>all of the time if you really want to
Ah... I think I'll turn down that offer, thanks. I'm more interested working on myself right now, than complimenting others, selfish as that is.
>>7571922
Reminder that gatekeeping is bad
They were literally denied treatment and look what happened
>>7571853
My boy name is Giulio
>>7571938
>autistic drone project
?
>>7571922
yeah but you metaphorically wear another person's skin
instead of physically like him
cx
>>7571942
well she puts things in her ass and streams it to horny middle aged men, for money
I think that's the definition of shameless
>>7571940
i wish i could do mdma with someone but i'm all alone
>>7571943
I think better to just not seriously acknowledge that character at all they are just painting trans as violent psychopaths
>>7571874
What about bi?
>>7571934
Don't think I've ever been dysphoric since I was withdrawing from opiates
that was hell, that totally redefined the word for me
gender dysphoria is more of a nuisance compared to that
>>7571954
my name is jacob
>>7571954
Lol what's unbelievable about a retarded italian name that all my schoolfriends made fun off for being foreign? You can mexicanize me and call me julio if that makes you happy
>>7571963
QUIT DEADNAMING ME!!!!!!!!
>>7571962
>now
Edie and I have pretty much always got along actually.
She's one of the people who convinced me to go through with this meme, and I'm much happier for it.
>>7571962
oxy, codeine, tramadol, methadone
everything but the big H really
I ran out and had to dry up because I didn't want to either sell all my posessions or whore myself out
I don't recommend it
>>7571962
i am new here, may you tell me about it?
>>7571878
Sorry if I hit a sore spot, but you should really consider liking men if you want to be taken seriously as a woman. I mean, being a lesbian is okay and so is being transsexual, but both? What are the chances? One in a ten thousand? And the boards full of them too. I can't help but think there's something wrong here.
>>7571973
but I'm asexual demigender
>>7571954
My boyname is Abu Shakeel al Jamal.
>>7571973
>What are the chances?
women tend to be more sexually open, although not many would describe themselves as bisexual because of cultural reasons
so that figure is very likely to be inaccurate
>>7571973
stop fetisihizing typical aspects of fmeinity like being attracted to men
>>7571973
trip on kayla
i need a new job
i hate my current one and the people i work with
>>7571973
the first thing i tried to do when i went trans (before HRT) was find a boyfriend, because i thought i wanted to be a traditional housewife
all that did was break his heart once i lost absolutely all attraction to men a few months in
like, the idea of being a man is physically revolting to me now
*the idea of being WITH a man
>>7571986
Elanna!
>>7571970
I do two of those
Big H is old news it's all about the big F now, fentanyl. Me and Parrothitler have been looking for that shit for ages
>I didn't want to whore myself out
Do you even junkie?
>>7571972
It's just some assburger project to sell a cheap yet efficient quadcopter, it's nothing interesting really. There's aother even spergier side to it but we won't discuss that.
>>7571983
I started HRT in the hope that it would make me like men. Men are so much easier, I really resent being attracted to women, it's torture when you're beta like me. So far it's made me more bisexual but I still prefer women
>>7571986
probably gay male
i see glimpses of female but not enough to say feminine
>>7571991
it'd be easy to leech off a guy
i mean my ex STILL buys me stuff
women seem so much harder to attract and make me feel really worthless
>>7571991
oh okay, thanks for telling me
I ate fried Rice noodles with char siu
Piggu 4 ever!
Oink oink
>>7571992
Well, it's a start :3
>>7571989
O-oh
>>7572003
perfect
>>7572002
yeah, i think so ^^
i think getting my brows done and haircut would help but that's be too suspicious so im stuck with a mop and bushy brows
oh well
>>7572007
so I can tip you for pretending to moan with a banana up your ass, obviously
>>7572007
buddi edi
Is the announcer to agdq a tranny?
She really needs to train her voice. She sounds like a dorky guy
>>7572007
Feels good.
>>7572013
>another boshi clone
yes and it's her guy voice
did you hear her POYO?
>>7572003
Did you intentionally pick the gay looking one for me?
;_;
>>7572010
Yeah
Maybe at some point when you're more comfortable being more out there
>friend is suicidal and I'm trying to help her
I'm so fucking awful at this, I used to be better. All I can really do is try to help and hope things are okay
>>7572002
That anime girl is from Stein's Gate right? Is it good in your opinion
>>7572019
No I gave you a cute one
>stein's gate
>good
*clears throat*
I AM AN EVIL GENIUS
>>7572003
oh wow i look kinda cute here
>>7572013
YUP
his name is even 'protomagicalgirl'
and he's fucking gross
>>7572018
Nope. I just started watching like a hour ago with this party
>>7572005
175lb
>>7572013
Yes.
Did you not see the chat and audience be collectively disgusted by the poyo's?
>>7572019
yeah if my tranny powerlevel ever gets revealed im going all out
>>7572003
OMGSH this is too cute! :3
Also good evening y'all~
>>7572037
hello :33
>>7572029
Hi drakerino. You remind me of the frats at my school.
>>7572031
What's shaking?
Anyone else here always tired? How do you fix this?
>>7572031
hey
he was being really pushy and weird, anybody normal would've stopped talking to him after that
we're better off now
but he needs my emotional support and i need money, so it works out for the both of us desu
he'd probably kill himself if i removed him
>>7572040
hey red
>>7572023
I really really liked it. It takes a while to pick up but it made me cry almost every episode during the latter half of the show.
Also kurisu is my tsundere spirit animal
>>7572026
Awe Ty <3
Uhhhh what that adgq announcer doesn't even sound remotely feminine. Wtf
Why?? Girl voice is so easy..... This fucking person isn't even trying.
>>7572037
Hello person!
I've been told you're nice, so, as is tradition for me, when meeting a trip I don't recognise...
Hi!
I'm Sirona!
Nice to meet you!
>>7572043
you might be depressed
i know i am
>>7572043
Take spiro at night
>>7572047
noo girlvoice is hard!
>Tfw bro is getting married
>tfw his life is pretty good and has a normie life
._.
Why are trannies inexplicably drawn to speedrunning?
>>7572043
exercise worked for me when I had that
>>7572047
Easy for cissies maybe
>>7572047
>girl voice is so easy
lol
can anyone please tell me what the appeal is of watching someone speedrun through a game
>>7572030
Why are you attacking zombo in femgen
Hi Ash <3
>>7572003
ash is like my sister ok
>>7572055
i think its fun though i only do il shit
>>7572060
how's your day been? ^.^
>>7572032
Juicy. I'm 223 lbs
>>7572040
I been drinking bacardi while blasting out electro but now ive just remembered that I got sleeping pills to sleep tonight and now wondering whether it's safe to take them. I heard sleeping pills and alcohol isn't a good combo. I need to sleep though.
>>7572047
>Girl voice is easy
>>7572061
Autism
>>7572045
Sup
How you doing?>>7572047
It's not that easy. It took lots of practice for me
>>7572037
Hi ash
>>7572047
>>7572040
SHE is a hero and an inspiration
fucking bigots
>>7572071
you gonna link your goddamn show or not
>>7572013
>Is the announcer to agdq a tranny?
Half the people on adgq are trannies. Seriously, I don't know what's up with streaming community but we're massively overrepresented there.
>>7572061
Idk it's impressive
>>7572059
No I haven't ;_;
I should tho
>>7572060
I wish I could pull something like that off
Ok What anime should I watch? Last one I saw was Soranowoto like 10 years ago and I really liked the slice of life-post apocaliptic-mecha aspects of it.
Any good reccomendations?
>>7572062
I haven't attacked anyone lmao
Must be someone else
>>7572061
autism and social anxiety is fun to watch
>>7572047
all the trannies at agdq sounds and look so masculine like it seems like they put in so little effort at least when withhelde went there i would be kinda confused instead of like boom tranny
>>7572046
I should watch! I have trouble paying attention sometimes... I'm easily distracted but hopefully I'll be able to get into it and finish it
>>7572077
>I don't know what's up with streaming community but we're massively overrepresented there
probably autism desu
>>7572071
That wasn't about being NEET that was about being a shut-in. There's a difference. All shut-ins are NEETs but not all NEETs are shut-ins. Anyway you sound bootyboggled, may I ask what is the problem?
>>7572081
DRAGON
BALL
Z
>>7572061
I mostly watch for the incredibly awkward moments that inevitably happen when you have that high of an autism concentration in one room.
Alright see y'all later I'm at an AGDQ streaming party with a bunch of furries
Stay good girls
>>7572077
>most transgirls are shut-ins that play vidya
>can make money off being an e-girl
>oppression points??
>>7572096
Lmao I hay you so much
>>7572086
What do you mean anon?
theyre beautiful women
>>7572083
You lost me at soft palate
>Speak through your mask
???????????
>Brighten vocal formant
???????????????????????????????????
>>7572083
i don't understand half of that lol
>>7572099
>with a bunch of furries
But do you have your survival gear ready for when bunch of horny furries attack you for stepping into their territory?
>>7572083
>1. Lift soft palate
wat
>2. Speak through your mask rather than chest
I'm not wearing one
>3. Build slight pharyngeal resonance
wat
>4. Make your mouth smaller
can't afford surgery
>5. Brighten vocal formant
there's no brightness setting
it would have been more helpful to just write
>speak like gurl, duh!
>>7572047
just tuned in and heard the announcer is that even a tranny im like positive its a gay man
>>7572107
oh, hey ash
>trips are circlejerking
I'm out
>>7572112
Hiya Charlotte! :D how're you?
>>7572107
ehh okay, my days are usually pretty bland honestly haha
>>7572069
How many bacardi and how many pills? If you're too far into the rum I'd suggest just more rum to sleep. It's what I'd do, but I don't want the alcohol calories so I have to sit here sober all night.
>>7572083
>make your mouth smaller
Wrong
>>7572109
she's a furry already though
Know what?
I'm thinking of sinking into the background and just watching the thread.
Night, everyone, provided I'm not back to pester you all in an hour.
Remember. I'm always watching.
>>7572113
>>trips are circlejerking
Isn't that true 99.9% of the time here? As a non western anon I feel left out most of the time but I still make do.
>>7572090
I hope you like it, it's one of my favs
>>7572113
*touches ur Butte*
>>7572113
Do trips do anything else? How new are you?
>>7572115
We'll as long as your are happy/content then that's what counts! I'm gonna be doing the same thing next week though, bed rest all week. xP
>>7572123
good night, lady of rivers!
>>7572114
really really tired and pretty depressed
turns out I can't get all my homework done the night before anymore q_q too much reading and shit
also, someone bought me a skin on League after I was too poor to buy it myself
>>7572116
50 ml
Ironically I started drinking to avoid eating because I comfort eat a lot.
>>7572113
is this a rare occurrence
who am i circlejerking
:p
>>7572047
>girlvoice
>easy
#cisgirlproblems
>>7572128
yeah
ive started to feel a little better since starting HRT but it's still kinda early at 2 months
>>7572135
>drinking to avoid excessive calorie intake
>>7572135
That doesnt help Shakira
>>7572139
that one is sleepy
tfw eat popcorn to avoid a huge calorie deficiency
>hungry and broke
>haven't eaten all day
>bf is cooking me food at his job and will bring it for me to eat when he gets off
:3
What are you all listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_ygZ5uacY0
I miss 1998 - 2005 so much
>>7572144
Idk, you can easily substitute 90% of your food intake with coke + vodka
I did that for a while and lost weight.
Speaking of GDQ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H50nqenYMDM&ab_channel=CrowbCat
>>7572125
I'll somehow tell you if I start it!
>>7572083
I'm surprised you didn't suggest getting a sugar daddy to buy a new voice
>>7572123
Goodnight!
>>7572131
Awww *hugs* i'm sorry, I know that feeling. Well hopefully it won't turn out too bad and maybe it will be all good. It's good you're in school though, gotta get that degree!<3
And that's nice! I have only ever played sims haha I never got into mmorpg ._.
>>7572143
Yeah it will get better with time, 2 months is usually the eh okay it's starting to work point. So you're on your way~ <3
>>7572149
>bf is a fast food urchin
wow you must be going so far in life
>>7572150
i miss being a year old too
>>7572150
The Pumpkins just announced they're getting back together, so I've been on a bit of a marathon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_0d01XbXg0
>>7572135
50mL? You should be fine with a regular dose of sleeping pills, don't overdo it.
Any mixers or just straight? The sugar in most mixers is the satan for weight loss, but alcohol calories are technically slightly worse than sugar in that regard. It hurts because I just filled up my liquor cabinet with delicious, pretentious craft liquors.
If someone put a mojito in front of me right now it'd be gone, calories be damned.
>>7572150
>black people music
>>7572107
Heyp ash! How are u?
>>7572159
fast food isnt cooking
>>7572170
Heeellllo Sass!! I am just relaxing with my cats and going to repaint my nails, how are you?
>>7572118
>Wrong
Not wrong, just not ideal. Experimenting with the size of your mouth is a great practice tool for understanding how to control formant shape which is actually one of the most important things.
>>7572110
>>7572106
>>7572108
Soft palate is a membrane in the front of your throat which mediates the exchange of air between nasal cavity and mouth.
Say, "NAYYYYYY" and close your nose, notice it works fine. Now say, "MMMMMM" and close your nose, it stops. The soft palate is responsible for a significant part of that.
Mask just means your face. You can center the resonance in your chest or mask. Mask is softer and less sonorous, sort of.
Pharygneal resonance is how you make the choking sound.
Making your mouth smaller will help you understand how the space impacts the production of tone. It's an old singing exercise operatic singers do when they first start to isolate formants.
Formant is essentially the overtone structure. Kinda hard to explain in this post. Google it if you wanna know more or add me on skype.
This is all tough to type out fast but yeah, those are the principle mechanics.
>>7572150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhUDHAdA9k
>>7572149
yummy
do you know what he's cooking?
>>7572083
none of that makes sense
>>7572155
thats not 1 year anniversary of my girlfriends transition
>>7572159
Yeah, not like drakeposter, who spends his entire day, seemingly, desperately pining for the attention of a bunch of strangers on the internet, because irl he's clearly a micropenis'd social retard no one likes.
>>7572158
i hope so!
this hrt stuff sure takes a while
>>7572173
>say"MMMMMM" and close your nose, it stops
that's because there's nowhere for the air to go
whilst not talking is better than a man voice, it is not a girl voice
>>7572173
what do I do if my soft palate is too short and airflow doesnt get obstructed properly when I speak so my voice is super quiet, monotone and doesnt have a lot of resonance?
>>7572175
I was going to post that but I can't find it.,
>>7572177
poor little white anon
>>7572181
>>white people music
is better
>>7572149
Nice blog.
>>7572144
>>7572145
Oy vey back to opiates I go. Gives me heart palpitations and restricts my breathing though.
>>7572163
No mixers couldn't be bothered to buy it.
I've had craft beer is that the same thing?
>>7572165
What's wrong with black music?
>>7572173
I'm too drunk to understand this, tell me tomorrow miss science.
>>7572181
>Janelle Monae
>Erykah Badu
Yesssss
I'm really inebriated right now. People talk to me and stuff.
>>7572174
im american so i asked for a triple bacon cheese burger with fries!
>>7572174
I like your SU memes
Keep em coming
>>7572190
>What's wrong with black music?
...
>>7572187
That doesn't even make sense, you sadsack.
>when you do your voice practice for the day and you sound really girly boyish when you play it over
it's getting better, now only if i didn't stutter for once
>>7572174
I wish I was blue.
>>7572193
I want to fuck you, Alice. Does that count?
>>7572199
Well what's wrong with it fagtron?
>>7572206
don't be rude
>>7572184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5j6MHZb2QY
bonus round with cosmo on the couch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F_ogZRDWV4
>>7572202
tell me whats wrong
>>7572158
my head hurts so much too... I think I'm gonna take an advil or something
yeah, league was something I got into when I was starting to become a shut-in.
>>7572203
vocaroo.com/i/s0Gkftz97ue2
>>7572197
I survive off of SU memes and constantly visiting /sug/
>>7572195
nice nice
>>7572204
you're fine the color you are tbdesu
>>7572206
I'm gonna say no. No that does not count.
>>7572211
Ah there it is. THank you.
>>7572203
>when you think your voice sounds great but you replay the recording and it sounds like super faggy guy talking exclusively through his nose
Kill me now T_T
>>7572189
>white people music
Isn't anything without black music. When they blend together and grow and evolve, they become something greater than the sum of the parts. Just like me~
>>7572190
If I could be a fusion of Monae and Badu I could die happy. They're too good for this earth.
Mojito is a cocktail of rum, mint, lime, and sugar. So cool and refreshing, but I'm out of rum and limes. Beer is beer and also cool and refreshing.
>>7572172
I'm feeling guilty because I ate fried rice noodles and char sounds and I haven't excercises since last year. :p
How many cats do you have?
>>7572218
Thought it got banned from /tv/?
>>7572217
with proper coaching yeah
it would take years to stumble onto it blindly
>>7572219
But I'd be way better than your fiance (husband now?) D:
We would play SNES and drink vodka together!
>>7572228
>Isn't anything without black music. When they blend together and grow and evolve, they become something greater than the sum of the parts. Just like me~
So you think you're greater than white people?
>>7572217
>The soft palate interaction is independent from pitch
I average like 230 HZ or something
still sound like I am sick tho :<
>>7572217
How do I add you on Skype?
>>7572232
it's usually on /co/ if it's running new episodes, otherwise it's over in /trash/ during hiatus. I feel like /trash/ is better because I can get my SU lewds that way since it's not a blue board
>>7572234
Nah, we won't be married til May. And Vodka and SNES is tempting, but eh, I already have that with him. Going to have to try harder that. Also why would you want to be with me anyways? You don't even know me.
>>7572237
Oh, honey. Absolutely, I do. No question.
growing my hair out was such a pain in the ass
thank god i can finally tuck it behind my ears so it's not in my face
>>7572243
>why would I want to be married to a qt trip who isn't a cunt
hm. I wonder.
>>7572216
also i feel like i am not ready yet, my voice is really flat compared to yours
>>7572249
cis posters please kill yourselves haha
love you, darling!
>>7572246
get a headband you big girl
Does anyone have Chara's discord account name?
>>7572250
oops my trip came off, stupid clover
>>7572256
What do you sound like Pam?
Which trips are virgins?
What's everybody's favorite cocktail?
For me, it's the rye manhattan. The spiciness of rye plays so nicely with the herbal fruitiness of a red vermouth.
>>7572254
>got
Who owns music anymore? I stream the hell out of it, though, and saw Erykah live last summer. I died, it was amazing.
>>7572262
me
>>7572263
virgin shirley temple at cousins bat mitzvah
>>7572269
>mised an ambi unsee
bad feel :(
>>7572263
everclear and apple rum with lemonade
idk whta it is
>>7572263
>tfw shelf full of albums
I like to collect
>saw Erykah live last
Omg I'm so jealous
You're a cool girl
>>7572269
I missed it
>>7572262
Some people say I'm a shut-in autistic virgin, others say I'm a junkie hooker, who knows really?
>>7572272
Peeps say I sound like 007, that's badass but I'd rather sound liek Miss Moneypenny.
>>7572267
You have good taste. I haven't met a cocktail I haven't liked.
>>7572268
Wouldn't a full hat work in the place of a headband? And then you can still be boymode. A cute beanie, maybe.
>>7572270
Nothing wrong with that, I almost forgot most of the people here are wee babbies. Feels good to be a grownup, I don't know how I'd host dinner parties without my liquor.
>>7572277
Oh, well i'm northern so I probably sound like a farmer to you
I consider myself well spoken, not like the chavvy underlings that crawl the streets,with there "araat mayt" dialect.
vocaroo.com/i/s0rfVA3eHpmP
im watching steven universe now
>>7572276
>everclear
wew lass, you like to party, don't you? I'd use everclear to make my own flavored liqueurs, but that's about it.
>>7572215
I'm sorry :( maybe you should lay down and take it easy~
>>7572230
Hey it isn't mc Donald's so don't feel bad! And I have 2!:3
Got my left hand done...now for the right Dx
>>7572282
is this a ""boy mode"" pic?
boy i sure wish i wasn't such a fucking degenerate
>post on /soc
>"6/10 but unsure if m or f"
I'LL FUCKING TAKE IT
>>7572287
I just did mine too
>>7572285
good taste
>>7572288
nah this is my girl mode. I'm sure my boy mode probably isn't that boy-ish anyway :p
>>7572293
>Nice eyes
thanks
>>7572295
You're missing a digit
>>7572293
Coming up on 25, managed to repress so hard I didn't even realize I was repressing until a few months ago. Working on transitioning this year -- sure picked a great time for it, heh.
>tfw delicious vegan dinner
>>7572298
im watching the episode "love letters"
>>7572295
Someone get this poor fool some lotion, stat! Your hands are so dry it's making mine hurt.
>>7572302
me too i made fajitas with mushrooms
>>7572301
most people don't know they're "repressing" per se, i'd think
i always knew i wanted to be a girl but thought it was impossible so i tried to roll with the punches
how do I earn a trip
So here is my voice. I threw dropped into my masculine voice on the last word as an example too. I have been practicing my voice for about a year now.
I'm open to do vocal lessons and coaching on skype if you think you need it. Free small advice if you think that's all you need instead :)
https://clyp.it/hxs0wckf
>>7572284
You sound like a daddy <3_<3
>>7572293
:O
>>7572310
you just make one
>>7572310
you can have mine
>>7572310
name#password
in name field
>>7572303
im confused what the fusions are do they explain it more
>>7572320
Hi bb, how're you?
I just got off work
>>7572317
They explain it a little more
Fusion is just the gems combining together (think fusion dance from DBZ), usually it's because they really care for/love the other so that they can fuse, though Malachite was pretty much Lapis trapping Jasper into a horrible relationship at the bottom of the ocean
>>7572320
>What are your credentials young lady?
My voice: https://clyp.it/hxs0wckf
I have a degree in music with much vocal training, vocal pedagogy, and I have personal passion for acoustic physics. I'm also a tranny so that helps. I mostly teach theory, composition, and production but I have 2 trans students that do vocal coaching with me too.
>>7572311
>american
nevermind
you can't help me
>>7572284
mine is disgusting
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uHXSpzEUzZ
from like a few weeks ago
>>7572295
Nice! Just finished the right hand :c
>tfw runners hands
steven universe is like a good concept written by bad writers
>>7572327
sometimes it seems like two people in the same body and sometimes it see like one person
like garnet seems to just be herself but malachite is lapis and jasper
>>7572311
vocaroo.com/i/s0Lpirg2Kj53
hello
how is everyone tonight
>>7572338
i mean tge way the personalities work like im bad at explaining i guess
>>7572329
Yeh
What do you need to know
>>7572329
>What state are you in?
Sobriety. But on a map it's the liberal haven of NY, if I was unfortunate enough to be in a red state I might be making different decisions about transitioning.
>>7572330
tfw your mom is a speech pathologist but she wouldn't help you even if she knew you were trans
>>7572340
Hey! that sounds pretty good :D definitely the alpha bro of the pack
>>7572330
meh, pretty sure I can work it out on my own
thanks anyway
>>7572344
it's just a combination of both personalities
>>7572349
Korra is a Stacy.
>>7572330
How much
>>7572342
i'm well!
Hey Guys! Am I tripfag yet?
>>7572353
FUCKING STUPID BITCH I HATE YOU STOP SPREADING LIES I'M A MANLY MAN
>>7572361
is that just name# password
>>7572364
I tried but name#password is perma banned because whoever used it posted child porn.
>>7572284
fiiine here's guy voice
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00FDS9e0KYx
. _.
>>7572338
if it's stable/the individuals don't hate the shit out of one another it's pretty much a single person/entity (all of the CG fusions), otherwise it's clearly two of them forced together (Malachite, another one later on with Jasper)
tfw no guyvoice
=3
>>7572370
have mine
>>7572372
cute cat!
>>7572358
>If you get a website I'll think about it.
I had a really solid website but I stopped paying for the service I made it with. I need to remake it. Square changed from monthly pay to yearly pay and I wasn't about to front that much cash. My website was doooope though.
>>7572351
>meh, pretty sure I can work it out on my own
>thanks anyway
Right on, best of luck. I mean, I did offer I would casually help anyone for free. Some people just need pointed in the right direction and others want active hands on coaching.
>>7572348
>tfw your mom is a speech pathologist but she wouldn't help you even if she knew you were trans
>.< rip
>>7572355
>How much
My theory/comp/produc lessons are $30-35 an hour. I typically offer trans voice lessons for $20-25 per hour session.
I find a lot of trannys are broke so I usually get sad and lower my prices. It's not fair to do that to myself though cause it undercuts my primary business (music lessons). :S
I juggle a lot of students. I actually have a student coming up in 20 minutes for harmony.
>>7572372
:333333333333
>>7572367
hearing this voice come from you would confuse the heck outta me
>tfw I'm a real tripfag now
>>7572372
she looks so soft :3
>>7572380
>$20-25
i guess that's probably a better price than speech therapists
>>7572386
Does my voice fit me?
>>7572383
im a virgin
cuz im a spaz and no one thinks spaz's are hot
>>7572389
vocaroo.com/i/s1m6zSexGoy8
>>7572397
>it feels good, doesn't it?
I don't know. Now all my posts can be traced back to me so I can't shitpost. OTOH I can feel like I'm part of the community now.
>>7572401
You're fucking adorable
>>7572399
I used to think it was called the Empire State because of the Empire State Building lol but it's a different reason I forgot.
>>7572400
i wish i sounded like a girl
just waiting for the melatonin to kick in
So many people desperate for attention this Friday night.
>>7572407
i find vodka works just as well, of not better
>>7572407
are you wearing sith robes
>>7572399
vocaroo.com/i/s1m6zSexGoy8
#triggered
im 100% Chad
>>7572409
ME TOO
>>7572407
Is this a Voyager 2 image?
>>7572410
oh no im not ash
ash is pretty! ^^
>>7572386
I had the same reaction hearing your guy voice lol, I'd be confused as heck hearing it come from you
I've had a few people give me a weird look when they've heard me talk, had it happen again tonight lol
Hopefully I can at least get it into faggy guy range within the next few months, I've set my full-time personal deadline by NYE 2017
>>7572415
>vocaroo.com/i/s1m6zSexGoy8
>SexGoy
>Goy
Korra Non-Jewish Prostitute Confirmed!!
>>7572421
>not being a greater good fag
>>7572416
Hi Juniper
This thread is probably the most pathetic mtfg has been in a long time.
>>7572428
You're pathetic, kill yourself you cock.
>>7572428
Shut up Kayla.
>>7572403
sure you can
every trip eventually starts taking off their trip to shitpost, if they dont drop it completely
>>7572423
shit the goym know shut it down
>>7572426
yes!!
it will be fun!!
>>7572428
Why? It's a pretty enjoyable thread.
>>7572430
I'll take you with me mankira.
>>7572437
We can take boots to the mall!
>When your dick and balls hurt but your chronic urge to fap never goes away
Lord give me strength
im lauren hi
>>7572428
saying a long time is a bit generous
>>7572430
good one
>>7572433
I just took it off immediately. I don't like having all my posts be traceable on 4chan, it ruins the spirit of the site.
>>7572433
i stopped, actually.
>>7572442
omg you can ACTUALLY do that???
>>7572444
who is this?
>>7572422
haha my guy voice HURTS I can only keep it up for a few seconds before my re large speech pattern kicks back in
2018 ambi korra meet up? C:
>>7572443
Fapping reduces your testosterone so fap away sister.
>>7572455
lauren hi
>>7572415
You're too cute to be a Chad, go sit down, sweetheart. I'd manvoice you right outta here but I'm too much of an idiot to get Vocaroo to work with my microphone.
i'm feeling good guys
>post pic on /soc/
>get told by a guy he can't tell if i'm m or f
>link my 612k fanfic on /lit/
>"this is master piece"
Getting real sick of Korra's boasting
>>7572440
Its Fatkira.
>>7572449
good
plus when you have a trip you feel obligated to post here and then mtfg just slowly makes you more and more insecure and crazy
>>7572457
>2018 ambi korra meet up? C:
hell ye. just name the place and I'll be down to hang out
>>7572444
hi lauren i heard you liked elongated cats
i'm an attention whore
>>7572459
i'm fairly certain fapping 3-4 times a day + eating cum every time gave me minor HRT effects
like, before HRT arrived, i was already getting sensitive nipples and moodswings
>>7572469
uwu
>>7572466
This is fattist.
>>7572460
how did you get in my house???
>>7572466
You and her are basically the same. Black people always crave the most attention and then talk the most shit. (behind peoples back)
>>7572468
ill kick ur butt if ur not full time by then!! wanna meet up in NOLA? I I rarely go and it's a fun city
>>7572448
i've seen u post in passgen before
i'm listening to alice in wonderland now :D
who are yr biggest inspirations?
what do you listen to?
my nipples hurt when i touch them and i love it
>>7572471
Does Isla only ever post when you're here?
>>7572475
>crave the most attention
Who carved their faces into a mountain? Wasn't black people. Try again later, honky.
>>7572426
so sweet! ^>^
>>7572486
Your people haven't done anything worth carving their faces into mountains.
Omg all these new ppl.
Fuck
Anxiety.
Fuuuuck.
>>7572486
>honky.
Racist stop posting racially insulting slurs.
>>7572471
daily reminder
>>7572485
sure seems like it
>>7572475
She's posted like 50 voice clyps and pics of herself in this thread alone. if that's not attentionwhoring I don't know what is. I get it she passes, don't need to rub it in our faces.
>>7572503
juni qt
>>7572493
calm down
>>7572493
Why do new people on 4chan give you anxiety? I get it IRL, I get it too, but on 4chan? Everyone is anonymous anyway.
>>7572504
*skweezez u*
u too, sweetness
>>7572508
:3
you're still on hrt right!?!?
you better be
>>7572503
>Bigger asci <3
>>7572496
it has really affordable hotels too so I'll start saving once I'm working we might even go shopping!
New thread?
>>7572492
My people built this country. My other people conquered Europe over and over and are now the most prominent economic force in the European Union. How can miscegenation be bad when it feels so good?
>>7572494
I'll say what I want, cracker. This is AMERICA, we have a little something called the Second Amendment that means I can.
>>7572514
>My people built this country.
>>7572514
Isn't the second amendment about guns?
>>7572514
>cracker
>not crackah
Fake nigger detected
>>7572521
2 months x-x
>>7572520
Yes maam lol
>>7572511
yeah hotels a p affordable there. I'll have a job by then (hopefully lol) so I'll have some money saved up so I'd be up for shopping c: there's a bunch of nice stores on magazine street i'd love to go to
plz don't call me cracker unless u intend to black me
>>7572526
shut yo cracker ass
i'll WHITE you
>tfw no cute black mtf to black my honkey ass
>>7572528
no it's :( not :3
>>7572519
Read a book sometime, if it weren't for the massive pool of free labor to harvest the exceedingly labor-intensive crops the South was growing, the American economy would have been unsustainable and Britain would have conquered it back. You have black people to thank for you not speaking English right now you ungrateful asshole
>>7572520
If I have a gun in my hand, would you tell me I can't say what I want?
>>7572522
I never claimed to be a nigger.
>>7572521
*Ascii