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Welcome to cis lesgen: Morning Edition

Are you a morning person?
Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
What's your favorite breakfast food?
What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
>inb4 sleep

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Previously on cis lesgen:
>Thread takes a scholarly turn with women posting about their college experiences and why it did or did not work for them
>Anon details her break up with girlfriend, we try to comfort
>Two cuties duke it out over Harry Potter hogwarts house thing-esque gfs while posting top tier Frozen pics
>Turns out we have a few lesbian game designers among us; make sure to support your local lesbian game designer today!
>Discussion of cute lesbian 2D anime continues in spite of anti-2D laws! You rebels!
>Would you date a queer girl? Many share their opinion on ruling out an entire sub-genre of girls who like girls.
>Do you like bright/unnatural colored hair? Is it too "SJW" for you? Some find it a red flag while other seek it out.

Previous thread: >>7512660
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
yes. up at 4:45 every morning
>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
It would be tough, but the best relationship I has was with a woman who was a cop and would get up and run with me
>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Varies. Corn flakes with almond milk, whole wheat bagel, leftover chinese food
>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
mountain biking in the woods when it's foggy
>>inb4 sleep
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
No, I'd like to be but I always go to bed/fall asleep too late to enjoy the mornings.

>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Probably. When me and my qt were on summer break, she wrote me a random message each morning about whatever she was thinking of currently. Normally that was around 10AM, and I always stayed awake and talked to her for a bit afterwards.

>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Some sweet baked good.

>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Sle-
>inb sleep
Reading then, I guess. It's so comfy when the rays of sunlight fall onto your bed and you're cuddled in there with a book. Whenever I get on my PC, I feel the day really begins and the stress is back.
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>Are you a morning person?
No. I set my alarm for 6am so that I can spend a while in bed trying to wake up properly
>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Maybe.. it could go both ways, make it harder to get out of bed or easier to wake up.
>What's your favorite breakfast food?
I usually just have toast or cereal, but when I have the day off I enjoy having bacon and eggs or something.
>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Normally sleep, but since I can't say that, I do like the routine of having breakfast and reading the news.
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
Not in the least.
>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
I doubt it.
>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Favorite is probably an omelette with eggs, mushrooms, leafy greens, onions and cheese. But what I eat most often is yogurt mixed with a bit of misugaru.
>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Curl up on the couch with a cup of coffee and a book. I have a lot of cute coffee mugs, they cheer me up.
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
I rarely oversleep but I have a hard time getting out of my bed every morning

>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
That would make it harder. I didn't choose the cozy life the cozy life chose me
>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Coffee only.
>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Hang around in my PJs and watch tv
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>Are you a morning person?
Not really but I get up at 2:30am for my job.

>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
It'd be harder to get out of bed but forever tfw no gf.

>What's your favorite breakfast food?
A big bottle of water.

>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
I usually watch youtube videos about the paranormal so I get spooked and don't feel as sleepy.

Bless'd are the puppies.
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>Are you a morning person?
Yep. I need solitude in the mornings so I like to wake up super early and have time to myself before facing the day

>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Nope

>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Fried or scrambled eggs on toast with ketchup. On an ordinary day weetabix with soy milk

>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Get up and make coffee to bring back to bed while I read and listen to nice music

Any girls aspies here? How do you talk to girls? I'm bad at flirting and have no confidence and get really flustered
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>>7528495
Also completely clueless with gaydar

How?
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Is there still a lesgen discord? Gf and I would like to join
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I'm so sick, I wish I was dead and hopefully I will be soon.
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
Only if I can follow a specific schedule, the second it gets messed up I'm sleeping till noon and grumpy in the mornings
>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Typically I'm not a big morning cuddler, I usually just want to get up
>What's your favorite breakfast food?
A full english, which I cook when I have the ingredients. Usually just some eggs and toast or leftovers though, but ill go all out sometimes on a good brunch
>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Cook

>>7528495
You talk to girls like you would talk to anybody else, the key is just knowing how to talk to people in general. its all practice anon

>>7528645
gaydar is a myth invented by morons who want to feel special and good with people
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>>7529178
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Reminder that this show is actually good
https://my.mixtape.moe/bjokna.webm
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>>7529809
jesus christ how can anyone watch this drivel
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>>7529849
Explain yourself how is this a drivel.
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Seriously FUCK people who can't get up in the morning, or be on time, or leave the house in a reasonable manner.
I have best buddies I've known my entire life who take a fucking hour to get their shoes on and go. PUT ON YOUR SHOES! LEAVE! WHY WERE THEY NOT ON WHEN I GOT HERE????

Doublefuck anyone who 'needs their coffee' before they can be civil. Fuck you.
Work with some dipshits like that. You don't get to be a dick because you're up. I'm also up.
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>>7529899
Calm down yo
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>>7528259

>Are you a morning person?
No way. I like to start in bed until there's as little morning left as possible. I'm in bed right now.

>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Maybe. But if probably just want to keep her in bed with for as possible still.

>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Pancakes, blin. Lemon juice and sugar is the best but fruit and I've cream are nice too. Not the biggest fan of syrup but it's nice when I went it.

>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Sleep! Maybe cuddle/have sex/masturbate. I like not doing a lot in my mornings and having to do something out go somewhere is the most annoying thing in the world.
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>>7529932
No, YOU be on time, lady!
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
I guess I am. I have no trouble getting up early, but not any with sleeping in either. With or without wife even. I don't usually wake more than an hour or an hour and a half before I have to be at work in weekdays. It's just the timeframe that suits me to get ready and eat.

>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Have one. Only really morning cuddle in the weekends, and even then we usually prefer to get up, make breakfast and snuggle in front of television instead.

>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Bananas. Home made buns in the weekends.

What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Besides wife snuggles in the weekends, then it's walking the dog or going for a light jog. My days are always better when I exercise in the morning.
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>>7528259

Is this a transgirl? She was posted in another thread that was trans-related.

She's pretty, dick or no duck.
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>This girl slaps your ass in the club
How do you react?
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>>7530078
Let her kiss me and care for me once I'm in my resulting bodycast
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I hate mornings.

>>7530078
Ask her to finish the job.
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>>7530072
it's a reporter from a show called morning edition, I hoped someone would get my pun but here I am explaining it ;-;
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>>7530234
>>7530072
so no, and her name is in the file name to search if you want to find out more about that cutie
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>Spring, Summer, Fall, and Winter all in the same week.
I hate the weather here.
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>>7530242
You can tell by the nose size. Men have 10% larger noses. It's why the y chromosomes always have those ugly huge noses.
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>>7528259
>first time in previously on is because of Elsanna posting
Finally a marketable skill

Also I'm not a morning person but I am a breakfast food is fine at any time of day person
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>>7530351
wtf are you in Dallas?
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>>7530517
No, worst. I'm in Houston.
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>>7530396

are you on the discords anon?
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>>7530535
wow that's like Dallas but humid, more conservative, and didn't get snow today.

I prescribe moving to Dallas and being my gf.
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I just realized that heteros have fun pretending to be gay, and I have fun joking about being straight.
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>Are you a morning person?
I'm trying to be. I have classes at 8:30 for the first time in my degree this semester.

>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Honestly I wish I had a qt morning person gf to wake me up.

>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Probably poached eggs on 9-grain toast. Can't stand toast that isn't 7+ grain bread.

>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Take a nice relaxing walk downtown and marvel at the empty streets.
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>>7530557
I would love to move, but the Texas Medical Center is here.
>muh career
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>>7530543
I'm not. I never really have time to play vidya these days besides, so I don't see the point. That's what discord is for, right? I might pick up Overwatch again, since I really enjoyed the beta, and I'll get Civ 6 eventually, even thought that's been out forever now, but that's it .
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>>7530604
>career
>not just being the eternal grad student
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>>7530656

It is mostly for group chat anyway. I was just seeing if someone else was from /frz/ in there and had not revealed that yet. If you ever join, at least there will be two of us there.
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>>7530858
Oh cool, I might have to join up, then. It'll be nice to not have to wait until Frozen 2 to talk to another ice trooper.
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>>7530396
May this victory catapult you to greater heights of posting the best incest couple.
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>>7530388
>tfw when you're a girl with an ugly huge nose

probably why I can't get a gf
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
Not even remotely. I'm a night owl, and always have been.
>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Yes, absolutely. I'd love to wake my girlfriend up with sex (or vice-versa)
>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Eggs and bacon, I also like waffles with maple syrup.
>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
idk
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>>7530388
tfw no gf with a cute nose
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>>7531161
Are you a qt Jewgirl?
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>>7531144
I'll try to make you proud
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>>7531161
post nose
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>>7530977
>>7531144
>>7531199

Well there's at least three of us lurking here, and I'm the one that does not post images. I probably won't reveal in the chat though. Like I said before, the ride really never ends.
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Did OP break up with her gf yet? I'm still in love with her.
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>>7532087
Yes, now is your chance.
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>>7532087
I haven't made the threads the last couple of times. I still love you too qt pajama anon.
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>tfw got grinched in secret santa
>after sending out bunch of awesome stuff(not the same person tho)
>it's my first time
>well fuck
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how do I get a lesbian friend who despises humanity just like I do? t. male
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>>7530388
>tfw Italian and have big Roman nose inherited from moms side of the family

It's a bad feel
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>>7532471
i'm a misanthrope
but i dont know if i want any male friends unless they're hot and will attract straight women I can turn gay.
>>7530006
that art looks so weird
>>7529178
iktf
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Are you sexually attracted to Taylor Swift?
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I just got dumped out of a two year relationship for a dude.
Is it normal or abnormal that I literally cannot imagine falling in love with anyone else? Every woman just seems uninteresting compared to my ex, she's the only person I want to be with ever.

This is the only relationship I've ever had in my life so idk if any of this is normal or if I have dependency issues.
It's sad af either way.
>tfw she told me yesterday that her mom discourages her relationships with women because she wants her to start a family
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>>7532787
Yes
>>7532940
It's normal. I broke up with my ex nearly six months ago and I still miss her every day. It hurts a lot less now though.
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>>7532940
From my experience, it's fairly common, especially with your first relationship and even moreso if it was a long term relationship.
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>>7532940
but muh invitrio gametogenesis
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I found out my gf who I am very much in love with has an abusive father, she didn't tell me, I just happened to notice some bruises she had. I asked, and after struggling visibly while trying to admit it, she did confirm it.

How do I stop myself from murdering that mother fucker.

I don't want to treat her any differently though. And I can't do anything about it as we can't live independently yet. And she wouldn't appreciate that I intervene either. This time it was after he found out that she is going out with me, what can I do for her?

I am desperate.
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>>7532787
>Are you sexually attracted to Taylor Swift?
I wouldn't throw her out of my bed.
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I will shill this show here every day until you like it.
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>>7533199
how old is your gf that she's still around her dad getting beaten?
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>>7532787
She's very pretty but I'm not personally attracted to her
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>>7533292
wtf that looks gay
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>>7533321
It's perfectly heterosexual.
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>>7533199
I vote for murder him. People who abuse their kids deserve to die.
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>>7533317
She is almost 21, and here rent is high while wages are low, so basically with her job she cant move out. Or any job she could get without a major and years of experience.
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>>7533330
It is so hard to not lose my shit at the sight of the bruise now, but its not about me.
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Things are finally starting to look up for me lesgen. I started my new job and I'm doing well, I'm seeing friends in my free time and actually having fun. Now I just need to find a gf and I'll be happy.
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>>7533594
If things are going so well then why are you on 4chan?
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>>7533615
To convince myself that things are going well.
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>have to specify cis in the name of your thread because mentally unwell men literally think they can be lesbians
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>>7533695
It's really sad.
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>>7533695
>>7533721
Yeah look at these trannies deraili oh wait
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>>7533731
Fuck off tranner.
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What if you woke up and suddenly didnt feel any attraction toward females? State pros and cons, I ll being
Pros;
>I can throw out all my flannels
>More free time because no need to re watch every ellen page movies everyday
>No need to keep up my "death to the patriarchy" blog
Cons;
>No more 50% discount at home depot
>Cats are now ennemies
>Have to find a suitable husbandhave 10 male children and go to church everyday
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>>7533740
>tranner

Are you guys even trying to pretend you're cis anymore?
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>>7533783
pretty sure cats are an ugly woman thing, not just a lesbian thing
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>>7533804
I'm more cis than you, mate.
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>>7533871
Please, how many levels of cis are you even on rn?
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>>7533886
Like 5 or 6 right now my dude.
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>>7533894
You are like a little baby, watch this

C I S S
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>>7533948
>that thing
>cis
Prove it.
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>>7533960
You've not even seen my full power, you'll see my final form after the commercial break
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>>7533367
if she has visible bruises on her any women's shelter will take her in tonight. they'll help her find a new job if her current one is at risk from running from her dad, and help her find a low income housing

like no shit I used to work at one and it's amazing the stuff they'll do for you but women are scared and don't know what's available or just don't believe they can do it on their own. there's always holes in any system, but as long as she isn't a drug addict and hell she doesn't even have a baby, she can make it out.
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I'm fuckin bored, someone pls talk to me
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>>7534496
Hey little girl, do you like memes?
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>>7534530
They're okay
I went to the cinema today and the girl I went with pronounced it "mems"
I nearly pissed myself
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>>7534625
Like meems or mehms?
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>>7534668
She said "what are those things people post on Facebook? Mehms?"
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>>7534625
What movie did you see today at the cinema?
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>>7534673
kek. I refuse to say that word in real life because it just sounds fucking stupid.
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>>7534673
Girls are really cute. My gf heard me pronounce a few words for the first time out loud and she always teases me because I get them wrong.
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>>7534674
We watched Rogue One
There was a retard at the back who started screaming like Chewbacca, I genuinely thought someone was just taking the piss but apparently not
>>7534678
It made me feel a little less autistic as soon as she said it
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>>7534772
I liked Rogue One, and thought that is what episode 7 should have been. Though they added too many characters to fully flesh any out, and would have done better with multiple installments.
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>>7534673
In french we pronounce them "mehm". And "meme" in france means "same" so that sounds weird
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>>7534796
Hmm, I'm not sure. I definitely liked Rogue One, but I didn't really give a shit about most of the characters, because there wasn't much time devoted to actually developing them.

Also I fangirl'd over Rey pretty hard in episode 7
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>>7534769
>My gf heard me
>My gf
>My
>gf
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>>7534884
I will be your gf, anon cutie.
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>>7534923
Y-you too..
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>>7534934
There is no need to get shy. I will give you all my love.
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>>7534944
Are you sure you want a complete aspie for a gf, qtp2t?
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>>7534968
Fear not, my autism certainly surpasses yours. It's gonna be a OK.
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>there's a 80% chance i will get to see my best friend/crush in bikini tomorrow
feels good,man
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>>7534992
>her best friend is her crush
That must suck ass.
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>>7534992
>tfw /jealous/
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>>7534986
You're making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, anon
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>>7535008
No problem, baby.
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>>7534998
it's not as bad as it sounds
we flirt with each other regularly and talk about memes together
sometimes she calls me her loli because i'm shorter than her
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>>7535042
Does she suck dick?
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>>7535018
Well, I'm off to bed to dream about our future together
Good night senpai
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>>7535061
おやすみ~
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>>7535049
as far as i know,no
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>>7535085
>as far as i know,no
>as far as i know
Please don't kill yourself when she tells you she got a bf.
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>>7535103
but she broke up with her internet bf last year
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>>7535121
Why do you even like her? She's a bislut at best and that's bad enough. Move on, retard.
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The woman in OPs post looks lije a very pretty t********y. Wtf
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>>7535131
because she's cute and funny and the only person who was nice to me when i was in high school
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>>7535214
Learn to appreciate her as only a friend and romantically move on from her.
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>2D not allowed.
Why?? Delete this rule. 2D women are literally god tier.
Pic related.
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>>7535331
Don't post bisluts in lesgen you degenerate faggot.
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>>7535331
Ahahhahaha
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What happened to the babysitter anon who fucked that 17 year old girl?
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>>7535439
Presumably too busy fucking to post, or in prison.
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>>7535479
>or in prison.
you mean lesbian heaven? :^)
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>>7535495
Do you think babysitter anon is a bull dom or a prison bitch?
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>>7535331
This, desu.
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>>7535535
l-lewd
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>>7535522
With those thicc thighs she had? Some bulldyke is a very lucky girl.
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>>7535550
>tfw you can't get into siren
My homosexuality was a mistake.
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>>7535439
Greentext where?
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>>7535522
she starts out as somebody's bitch and slowly licks her way up
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>>7535535
Top tier waifu detected.
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>tfw can't sleep
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The mayor of Kitty City.
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>>7534769
I can relate to this. My gf never stops bullying me.

Then if she uses a word I've never heard before, she does this fake gasp and goes, "Babe is learning a new word today!"
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>>7535922
Does she also bully you sexually?
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>>7535938
Of course.
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>>7535997
C-can you give some details on that?
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>>7535997
How do I get my gf to bully me? Every time she starts to get a little rough she stops herself and says something like "awww I don't want to hurt you, babe." It's kinda cute but also a little frustrating.
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>>7535922
My gf scares me all the time around Christmas we went to her parents and stayed a couple nights and she crawled out the guest room bedroom window onto the roof and around to the bathroom window so she could scare me with an alien mask while I was in the shower.
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>>7536014
topkek
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>>7532940
100% normal. It'll fade in time.

>>7533594
Ometedou anon-chan!
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>tfw no gf to choke you lightly
Fuck, why does this turn me on so much? I'm not even a masochist so why did I turn out to be a chokeslut.
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>>7536225
>tfw have urges to choke, slap, and spit on my gf
>tfw she'd let me and enjoy it but I'm afraid of taking that step
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>>7536292
>slap
>spit
That's too hardcore for me.
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>>7536315
For now.
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how to acquire bully gf
this is exactly what i want in life
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>>7536321
Pls. I just want to get choked lightly, just feel her hand tightly around my neck. I don't want to stop breathing or pass out or anything like that even.
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>>7535872
CUTE
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>>7536342
I wouldn't mind doing this to somebody. It's rare to find someone who's down for that, but without the humiliation/degradation aspect.
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Help, lesgen.
There is a huge possibility that two girl she will come over for a sleepover with beer involved. Fingers crossed one of them will pick up what I'll throw down, hnnnng.
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>>7536399
AUTOCORRECT strikes again.
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>>7536396
I have too much pride to be into degradation. Vanilla turns me on way more than degenerate shit.
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
I like being awake when no-one else is. sometimes I stay awake until the middle of the night, sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night
>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
I think I'd rather get up at different times, so I have some space and don't accidentally waste my whole day cuddling
>What's your favorite breakfast food?
breakfast burrito but if I'm in a rush/broke I have unflavoured oats
>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
read the lesgen/masturbate/go to the gym/chat with language exchange pals

>>7529849
100% agree

>>7530078
ask her how to get to bodyweight bench, invite her climbing with me

>>7532787
no, that's disgusting

>>7536342
me too, last one thought it was too rough and one before that wanted me to fully choke her out :'(

To all non-kissless: how do you practice safe sex? Has anyone here ever used those rubber gloves, or a dental dam?
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when someone can't pee
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>>7536422
Fair enough. I'm curious as to what you consider degenerate, however. Are we talking light light bondage, or the obvious poop-on-the-chest-mid-coitus?
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>>7536563
I guess light bondage would be stuff like handcuffs and blindfolds, right? I'm not against it but it doesn't particularly turn me on either. Other shit like physical violence or the most degenerate stuff like scat is lame.
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>>7536582
on the off chance this is actually you
>leave your pronoun in the comments
>comments disabled
fuck you
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>>7536582
Kill yourself.
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>>7536610
>scat is lame
I couldn't resist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDzM9-JW9ds
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>>7536582
This is tumblr trolling, right?

>muh best friend is a teddy bear
Fucking fag.
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>just masturbated with a qtip
I need gf ;_;
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>CIS les general
transguy here, how many butthurt transwomen do you get crying TERF!!!!! at you all?
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>>7537100
give me details
i have expensive qtips and im willing to try anything
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>>7537178
At least one per thread.

>>7537191
>really horny
>read H manga
>masturbating with qtips now sounds nice
>take qtip
>stimulate clit with right hand
>move qtip in the vaginal entrance with left hand
>managed to get inside like 2cm, only hurt a little when got too rough
>came in like 3 minutes
To be honest I will try this more often.
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Straight anon here

The only lesbians I like are over 40+ and really laid back.

How can I try and hate you guys less when all of the others are awful
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>>7533615
>>7533642
I've never read truer posts than these two on this website. My soul hurts a little. Help me, please.
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>tfw your perfect waifu is married with a kid
how do I find a Gal gadot look alike?
why are israeli women so fucking hot?
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>>7535872
cute
do you two live together?
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>>7537608
Isn't Tel Aviv like a gay mecca? I'm sure there are plenty of lesbian Israeli women. And they were all in the army unf
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>>7537767
is it?!
i didn't know that.
I live in California, I've gotta figure out some way to get to Tel Aviv and get that israeli military pussy hehehe
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Anyone else here played Life is Strange?

I should hate Chloe, but I'm so oddly attracted to her. Everything, the dumb blue hair, the trashy tattoos, the stoner crap, the bisluttery are all dealbreakers for me, but goddamn she is so hot. This is why my kouhai warned me against playing degenerate sjw games; I've been brainwashed. I should be focused on my studies but all I'm thinking about is going to Portland and looking for a Chloe look-a-like to stalk, consequences be damned.

>tfw your heart gets stolen by a 2D sjw degenerate

I'm so lonely
>>
I think I have breast cancer.

Can I still be cute if I have to get one of my breasts removed?
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>>7538028
Datum anon like cancer for sure? I mean, I think I might find the scar kind of scary, but otherwise it's okay.
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>>7537958
I played the first episode, but the interactive movie style isn't my kinda thing. She's pretty hot tho senpai
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So looking at this, are there any /mtfg/ trips that you would consider genuinely attractive to you?

I'm not asking for you to name specific names, but i'm just curious as to whether a cis lesbian would be attracted to any of them or not, and if so, whether you'd be open to most of them or only the best few mtfs.

I'm asking as a curious fag because I know I could only consider the very best, 100% passing ftms to be potentially attractive.
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>>7538028
Jesus anon, I hope it's not. But I wouldn't have any issues with breasts being removed. You're still qt <3 good luck
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>>7537958
>Anyone else here played Life is Strange?

I'm halfway in and honestly, Chloe is not someone I'm into. Then again, I'm an old piece of shit so that teen angst is pretty much attraction repellent.
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>>7538144
Isn't she? It's not like women like that would be into loser shut ins anyway. They need adrenaline.

>>7538811
That's how I felt for most of it, then the feels all hit me at once near the end. Maybe it's cuz I'm pmsing or something.
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>>7528259
>Are you a morning person?
Not really but school forces me to anyways.
>Would you be if you had a qt to cuddle?
Probably.
>What's your favorite breakfast food?
Muesli with vanilla yogurt and bananas.
>What's your favorite thing to do in the morning?
Stay in bed and daydream.

>>7528493
Godspeed anon, dogs are the best.
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>>7538028
The benefit is that as a lesbian, your looks come second to your personality. And jesus christ are you sure it's cancer or are you just trying to find something to say?
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my gf doesn't want to have sex with me and i don't know what to do. i know she loves me but it makes me feel unattractive, i've spoken to her before but nothing changes

is sexual incompatibility a good reason to break up?
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>>7537958
Chloe Price best waifu
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>>7539140
>is sexual incompatibility a good reason to break up?

In my opinion, yeah. If the lack of sex genuinely makes you feel bad, then it's not a healthy relationship. On the flipside, it's not fair to goad her into sex if she genuinely doesn't want to.

This is assuming she's not 14 years old or something.
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Can all you femmes and straight girls stop going through your edgy butch phase? Youre making things harder for me as someone who's primarily attracted to soft butches.
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Does anyone else like being bullied?
How do I get women to bully me?
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Help, I'm too gay to function. I'm still virgin, might be bi, I dunno, I don't care, and I'd rather not. But anyway, my poblem is with females, not males. I am obssessed. I just loooove girls and I can't come out for I don't know if it's just curiosity and adulthood or real lust that I feel towards women. I'm kinda lost.
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Is it alright to post a girls-only skype group here? It'd just for random conversation (not hookups) and actual girls are harder to find in other places on 4chan.

https://join.skype.com/dgpLHWNsQrnG
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>>7540164
I can only imagine the drama going on in there.
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>tfw just finished reading The Price of Salt
What do I have to do to find my own Carol Aird, lesgen?
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are there spanish lesbians (or at least one) here, that will tell me the best/most frequented dating apps
i would like to improve my spanish and meet new people
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>>7540206
trust. me. I need to read the book. Ever since my friend bought me the DVD I haven't stopped thinking about finding a Carol. I just want to be a lovely older lady's Therese.
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>>7539140
yes. walk away. i was in her position once.
wait. dont walk
RUN
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>>7540369
I speak Spanish but I can't help you with that.
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>>7540530
well, fuck
pero, qué tal?
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>>7528259
why is the op a pic of a tranny
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>>7528259
>posting top-tier Frozen pics
Goddammit lesgen, I go to Florence for three days and I miss that?
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>>7530078
Fly face-first into the closest wall I guess
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>>7540206
Highsmith was such a weird person. Apparently a huge cunt to basically everyone but pretty qt and her youth and I really like her work.
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Feminist art is weird. Do girls really get this much hair?
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>>7541537
Made me physically cringe.
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>>7539140
It's been the reason most of my relationships have ended.
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>>7541722
Not her, but out of sheer curiosity, because you've wanted more or less sex than your girlfriends?
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>>7541782
more. part of the problem is that most of mt relationships have been with older women and after that new relationship excitement fades so does the sex on their part.
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>>7541537
yes,
t. I know cis females with more, longer hair than that
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Uraras are cute! Every day until you like it.
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>>7542005
That's not necessarily just a problem with older women, trust me.
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>>7537958
The game isn't "SJew xDD" garbage, you reactionary retard. There's nothing political in it.

Chloe is amazing and I am obsessed with it.
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>>7542117
The whole darkroom thing is basically an allusion to rape dungeons. The first half of the game is sjw rape culture brainwashing. Wake up sheeple.
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>>7540206
>>7540372
Same
I want a carol for myself
>tfw no mothering older gf
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>>7541246
>taking a casual trip to Florence over the weekend like some kind of rich bitch

Austrianon detected.
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>>7537958
Loved Max. Didn't care for Chloe.
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>>7542350
Can I hide nothing from you people? Goddamn.
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>>7537958

>tfw Rachel Amber wasn't the one you confronted at the diner and it was instead a Max doppelganger
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>>7542394
Just imagine how well we'll work out in real life if I'm already at the point where I can tell who you are by your posts.
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>>7542428
Romantic Compatibility through the roof. Let's just get married.
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>>7542447
But Austrianon, we're still so young.
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>>7542466
That doesn't matter if it's true love.
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>>7542473
I-Is your love really that strong?
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>>7542494
Definitely. Love and marriage, love and marriage, goes together like a horse and carriage...
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>>7542535
Well, I'm all yours if you think you really want this.
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>>7542611
>>7542535
just kiss already you sluts
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>>7542659
Gladly, don't be jealous Anon-chan.
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>>7542659
>calling people who are about to get married sluts

>>7542698
Will you also hold my hand during our wedding night?
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>>7542745
>hand-holding
L-lewd. Some secrets will have to wait until our honeymoon. Let a lady keep an air of mystique.
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I make $60,000/year. If I save up about 2/3 of my monthly paychecks, how many years will I have to work to able to live a comfy hikikomori lifestyle.
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>>7541246
I hate how easily I can recognize dashingicecream's art style.
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>>7542890
30
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>>7542893
It's so cute though.
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Why is Cherie Deville so cute?

I hate myself a lot for having a crush on a porn star.
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>>7542890

Depends where, and how comfy you want to be.
Like, if you move to the mountains somewhere and live in a cabin and hunt your own food, that'll take almost no time.

If you want to live in the centre of Tokyo or New York, then it'll take decades.
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>>7542919
Are you kidding, her eyes look like they've just witnessed the Belgian Congo.
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>>7542916
It is. Too bad she only draws RWBY shit these days.
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>>7543020
Vocaloid is fucking shit. Anyone who has not grew out of it at 14 is a fucking autist.
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>>7542906
>>7542980
I'm inheriting my parents house/property/assets. I would still have to pay the taxes though which sucks, but I guess it's still better than buying or renting.

>how comfy you want to be.
Comfy enough to not die.
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>>7543029
Vocaloid has better music than RWBY
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>>7543029
Your opinion has been logged and is being taken into serious consideration, I assure you.
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>>7541537
Ugh I don't even know if girls can get that hairy
>be Native American
>have such little body hair, I don't need to shave
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>>7541537
It's not course or wirey, but yeah, I get that much hair.
Shaved the legs recently, but kept the pits. Wanna feel?
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Has anyone considered porn before? I feel like if you do it, it's something you can never ever come back from, but then again, the only family I have is my mother and father, and it's not like I'm gonna have kids who'll have classmates find it and bully him for it.

Crashpad seems really fucking chill, and get triggered if ya want, but it almost feels like I'm doing a real good for the world; encouraging feminist 'by women for women' porn that people actually fuck in.
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>>7543105
Really though, how can you still like Vocaloid in [CURRENT YEAR]? Like, reading H doujins and casually playing the games is fine, but still following what their companies release or other fanmade stuff? How boring.
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>>7543442
I'm too ugly and boring to consider doing porn.
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>>7543690
Crashpad has wheelchair-bound gremlins sometimes. They're very body-postive/'anti-abelism' (Again, trigger warning, babies)
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>>7543712
>wheelchair-bound gremlins
Post them.
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>>7543719
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>>7543736
Welp. I hope they are at least aware that will only attract wheelie gf fetishists, not normal people.
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>>7543736
Fucking lel
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>>7543753
>>7543750
Yeah, but for its own sake, isn't it kind of neat? Like, that is the COMFUCKINGPLETE opposite of the dudebro lesbian porn I unfortunately watched in my younger days and occasionally still settle for today.
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>>7543712
>>7543766

"LATEST EPISODE: Episode 230: Kitty Stryker and Jetta Rae"
guys this is fucking disgusting

I'd totally watch that wheelie shit though
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>>7543766
>from unrealistic disgusting crap to unrealistic disgusting shit
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>>7543782
What the fuck is this.
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>>7543782
flicking through the thumbnails now
aren't there any with real looking lesbians that aren't coated in tattooos and faggy hipster apparel fuck me I'm ashamed to be gay

>>7543790
crashpads newest video, just went on the site to check it out
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>>7543783
I'm not saying I want to watch all of it. But it's kind of amazing and certainly a step in the right direction.
I mean, it's still a rare find to me when I stumble across a video where two women look like they actually are interested in fucking each other.
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>>7543795
okay I agree with you but are there any videos on crashpad with actually attractive women?
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>>7543795
>But it's kind of amazing and certainly a step in the right direction
>a step in the right direction
I seriously doubt it. This already is way beyond the right direction.

You all looking for porn with attractive girls actually interested in fucking each other should read more yuri.
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>>7543799
Yeah, a ton, but membership is pricey and there isn't a lot out there for free when I do a quick search. Then again >>7543792
>tattooos and faggy hipster apparel
This I like. I like dykes, too, not just ultra-femme safe women.
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>>7543807
I don't want to keep shitting on your precious anime bullshit, so we'll leave it at it being a non-option for me.
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>>7543782
>>7543812
it's disgusting. forgive me for being a person who happens to like cooch, I just don't want to be or fuck a poster girl for the anti-patriarchy
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>>7543815
Why not? You want
>attractive
>both interested in fugging
You only find this in 2D.
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>>7543820
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>>7543827
JUST
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>>7543827
>>7543812
>not just ultra-femme safe women
??
3edgy5me
>>
>>7543840
I didn't know GabeN did lesbian porn.
>>
>>7543820
Cry harder, please

>>7543824
I need to see actual people actually fucking. I'm weird like that.

>>7543840
What? Point is that there is a range.
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>>7543857
Well fine, enjoy your fugly bulldykes.
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>>7543868
Those two are hardly either, kiddo
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>>7543855
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>>7543882
Of course, no bulldykes existed in the ancient yuri Rome, only qt tomboys.
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>>7543889
THESE two >>7543857
Jesus, lesgen.
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>>7543857
I want a gf so bad ;_;
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>>7543895
>that cellulite on right one
Disgusting. I guess left one is fine as long as I don't see her full face or legs.
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>>7543896
Not to be robot here, but I seriously feel as if my life quality would improve drastically if I were consistently having sex. It's the big missing piece.
Like, I was actually doing well for a while for me, but it's been more than a year now, and becomes fucking 2 come August.
I just only ever meet men.
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>>7543912
At least they have nostrils, though
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>>7543923
Good thing I don't find nostrils particularly erotic.
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>>7543918

I didn't have sex for nearly 2 years and decided out of the blue to go to a Pride event near my old university. I ended up going out to the club with my friends and met a girl that I've been dating and fugging for a few months now. Even if that sort of thing isn't what you're used to, don't give up!
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>>7543936
No, but they're human

>>7543947
I go out alone a lot, and what happens is either I have a fucking great time listening to the music and just sulking in the atmosphere, and thus don't meet any qts, or I just stress and feel weird.
Then again, I don't really go to 'strobe lights/dance music' gay bars anymore. Maybe that would be more profitable.
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>>7543975
>normies will argue that these are not human
Incredible.
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>>7543985
I certainly will.
I mean, I'm not autistic. I don't mind animation sometimes in certain contexts, I understand it's supposed to represent a human and I will fucking cry at the end of Iron Giant, but I really don't wanna masturbate to cartoon fucking, ya dig?
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>>7544008
>undefined shapes
>no moaning
>no wet sounds
>Pokemon emotions draw on face
>undefined genitalia
Just some high lights of what's preventing me from getting into it
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>>7543975

I used to do that too desu and sometimes I prefer being alone, but sometimes it's nice to take some risks. I remember one night I started feeling very weird about going out by myself and I went up to a few gay guys and asked them if I could hang out with them since I was feeling a bit shy and they ended up being the best wingmen I could ever ask for as well as being genuinely the best guy friends I've ever made.
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>>7544024
>>Pokemon emotions draw on face
Kek. What the fuck does this even mean.
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>>7544042
Oh, you posted more yourself; those fucking red slashes; as if, when you're blushing, you look as if you've just had a runin with a nasty cat.
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>>7544052
But that's moe. I don't understand how can you hate it.
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>>7544058
It doesn't have that connection to the real world for me, especially when it's a still drawing.
Just doesn't do it.
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>>7543820
>>7543782
>>7543736
>>7543827
It works as an amazing confidence booster t b h. When I eventually settle for an obese wheelie, I will know that at least she isn't the ugliest obese wheelie out there. Life could be so much worse.
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>>7544008
Where do I read this
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>>7543912
Cellulite is natural but gross
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>>7544236
Why would you want to settle for a landwhale?
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>>7544342
Cuz she can support my lifestyle with her wheelie benefits
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how did this even get approved? WTF?
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>>7544432
REEEEEEEEEEEE
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Halp! Celibate / friendless for a long time, made my first female friend since a long time and I feel like I'm in love! Could I be lesbian or is it because I isolated myself for so long
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>>7544913
hard to say, could be both.
have you experienced attraction to women before?
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>>7544008
S-sauce?
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lesgen I met a girl on omegle last night, and somehow we've really been getting along well. We spoke for nearly six hours uninterrupted and I basically poured her my heart out about anything from loving the wrong person to general issues and she was just so kind to me.
Also it got kinda hot which for me just means I'll be falling for her all the harder.
What do? She lives in France and it's not like there's any serious relationship potential there right? But I just want to call her and tell her I think I'm in love, which is obviously absurdly retarded.
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Is it just me or does it sucks being a lesbian when you need to go see a doctor for things other than just a cold?

It's always either a young attractive female doctor or a male doctor and honestly both make me uncomfortable.
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>>7546092
I look at my doctor (female, cute) like a sister that I open up to. It helps avoid being attracted to her.
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>>7546138
This. My gyno is an absurdly attractive woman but it's all so sterile and unsexy that I've never felt anything for her.
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>>7546092
my doc is an old vaguely ethnic guy, latino i think, and he makes me uncomfortable
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>>7546138
I don't necessarily feel any attraction. I just feel uncomfortable or intimidated, idk.

I'll try to think of her as a sister next time. They're just doing their job and it's all in my head anyway.
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transexclusionary fucks
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>>7546168
How, anon? I almost orgasmed once in a gyn, she's 10/10 and has a velvety voice. I hope she didn't notice. Can't bring myself to meet her again. I guess that's what I get for being horny wizard.
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>>7546269
I don't know, I just don't feel anything for her. But I'm super emotional about my sexual attraction so I can't really get horny unless I have some emotional connection too.
Though to be fair when I was little (like 14) I nearly had an orgasm too but that was just hormones and first time being touched by someone else I guess.
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>>7543912
You're not real lesbian if you get so squicked out by irl women. Grow up or get out.
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>>7543895
>other girls on here look at CrashPad

:o
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>>7546293
I see. It's a lucky trait to have! And also kinda adorable tbqh.
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>>7546327
I guess, but it makes having casual sex pretty tough. 'tough' here means basically impossible. Ugh.
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>>7546335
>t makes having casual sex pretty tough. 'tough' here means basically impossible
dont worry, i'm the same way.
i only want sex/sexual contact if i have an emotional connection to you, and i deeply care about you.
otherwise, stay the fuck away from me.
its a difficult life for us, you and me, anon.
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>>7546335
Well, you can always be stone, opposite of pillow princess that is.
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>>7546357
pls explain, i dont know that phrase
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>tfw there are no good ways to find lesbians where I live
>tfw have to turn guys down

Even when you do your best to turn them down gently, you still get to see how you hurt them on their faces. It's rough.
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>>7546362
It's taking this "role", such as eating her out, but not wanting her to eat you back. Bringing pleasure to her without desiring to receive it back. Keeping your clothes on, but undressing her. I think many couples do it when one of them has periods. I hope my explanation made any sense
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>>7546371
oh, i didn't know that was a thing.
that makes sense.
I would do that, but would people be okay with that? I feel like me clothed doing sexual acts on someone would make them feel awkward.
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>>7546373
Don't worry mate, there are chicks who'd love that. You need to search for pillow princesses, they're the polar opposite.
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>>7546369

Just be glad theyre the kind to be sad you turned them down, rather than angry and cunty about it, I guess.

Little mercies.
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>>7546346
Yeah, snug life is best life tho.

>>7546357
I don't know though, I'd like sex to be a mutually enjoyable experience. I'd feel bad if either me or her got all the fun. Of course sometimes it's more one-sided but I can't imagine it being like that all the time
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>>7546297
I was into real women until I saw the light and realised 2D is infinitely superior.
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Just came back from surgery. I'm in so much pain. Waiting for the pain pills to kick in. Still bleeding pretty heavily. Shit sucks.
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>>7546930
How is your neovagina, hon?
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>>7546936
I'm still half on aesthetic. I didn't even realize I should specify. I got teeth work done.
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>>7546930
Sorry to hear Anon. :/ Hope you'll feel better soon.
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Just found out I fucked my chances at a college grant accidentally last year and I'm stuck in the town for at least another 4 years. Genuinely just want to walk into traffic.

Fuck.
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>>7546972
I got some o' that last week. I feel your pain
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>>7547032
Just a small town girl Livin' in a lonely world
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>>7547046
she took the midnight train, going anywhere
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>>7546926
You cannot fuck in 2D
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>>7547170
I still can masturbate in 2D
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>>7547178
Yourself, maybe, but to what? Chinktoons.
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Who /chubbychaser/ here?
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>>7547192
Yes. They are hot.
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>>7547195
Not really much chasing going on there, is there? Pretty much a 'Gotcha!' situation.
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>>7547209
If you're autistic.
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>>7547195
Definitely not.
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>>7547215
I'm very much autistic and I like autistic 15yo doggy girls so when you find me one of these in real life please call me and I will consider fucking 3D.
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>>7547029
>>7547037
Thanks. It took an hour, but my pain pills finally kicked in. Now I'm just at normal pain/soreness. I got the surgery for two teeth implants today, which means they drilled Frankenstein bolts into my bone.
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>>7547234
You're literally retarded
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>>7547244
Jesus that sounds horrible
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>>7547251
I see you've ran out of "arguments". Are you finally willing to accept 2D is superior because it got more versatility without giving up the attractiveness?
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>>7547262
It's not an argument, nor am I using it as an insult. I am saying, if your mental growth is supposed to be on our level, where we actually want to fuck actual women, your mental growth has been retarded to the point where you're not ready for real women yet. Just like a stunted tree has its growth retarded.
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>>7547273
>"you're not like me thus you're inferior" mentality
Truly you're the grown up here!
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>>7547289
I didn't say you were inferior, I said you were retarded
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>>7547257
It's not particularly fun, but I've been working for eight years straight to get this point. So, it sucks, but I'm glad I'm at this point. This is my third mouth surgery.
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>>7547295
Why'd you have to get something like that?
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>>7547291
In the context, it's the same; you're using it to look someone down. Grow up, you're not really "grown up" just because you like 3D women. 99% of people do, 12yo boys do, so I might as well compare your mental growth to them. Having paraphilias is not directly related to the physical state of the brain.
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is this thread composed entirely of trannies? how many cis girls like anime this much?
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>>7547304
I was born with turbo shitty teeth. For one, I was born without the two teeth immediately on the sides of the two front teeth. Two, my frenum grew too long and went inbetween my front two teeth.

My first surgery was to get my frenum removed. That allowed me to get braces, which I had for many, many years.

My second surgery came after my braces were removed. This surgery included both removing my wisdom teeth and getting a bone graft. The bone graft paved the way for future implants for those two missing teeth.

That was over a year ago. My oral surgeon and orthodontist then worked together to move my teeth via retainers, in preperation for the operation I just had today.

Now that the bolts are in place, I get to wait three to six months for my mouth to recover. Then, at last, I can get the implants screwed in.

I'll have "perfect" teeth after that.
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>>7547331
I'm cis and I like anime very much, especially anime with cute girls. Probably the only one here though.
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>>7547195
I like girls who have the slightest amount of chub going on. Their faces always look qt, and their bodies are extra soft. I'm also pretty skinny myself so it's a nice change of pace to touch something that feels a bit differently.
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>>7547339
Jesus that made my skin crawl just from reading. I'm very sorry Anon.
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new thread: >>7547369
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>>7547360
Sorry if it made you uncomfortable. If it's any consolation, this is all rather old hat and normal for me. The worst part is over. I'll feel 80% myself by the end of the week.
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>>7547344
>>7547304

I'm a cis weeb but not into this moe shit that's always being discussed in here. I only watch mature anime for mature people like myself
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>>7547313
Keep telling yourself that, retard
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>>7547484
>dislikes "moeshit"
>loves yuyushiki
Seriously you're so fucking retarded it hurts.
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>>7547496
Normie-san go back to phasebook.
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>>7547497
>implying I've ever seen yuyushiki

Oh u.
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>>7547593
Well, you should. That other whore here who hates moeshit likes yuyushitty so maybe you can too.
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>>7536008

Talk to her. Ask her to rough you up a bit.
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>>7531189
Her nose looks like the head of a gay guys cock
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>>7538028
>if I have to get one of my breasts removed?

You know they have a thing called breast implants, right? Some places can put in the implant in the same operation as the mastectomy.

It's not like Angelina Jolie is walking around without tits.
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